The Breakfast Club

Bad principals. Bad students. The bad concept of Saturday detentions, this one had it all. Besides Bender catching a glob of his own spit, we were subjected to an ugly duckling divisive makeover, a girl making out with the man who sexually and physically assaulted her, magical weed that admin can’t smell, obvious locker were said weed was kept, a library will a lot of unusable space, olive loaf, pissed off librarians on Monday morning, a wise custodian, childhood trauma, a desire for Emilio Estevez to touch our buns tape or no tape, ridiculous 80s dance moves, David Blum fucking right off, unwisely escalating with students, a self-righteous youth group that doesn’t get it, sleeping with a man with one huge testicle, locked gates, voter fraud, fighting back against bullies, and a fist bump. 

 Exit ticket: It’s once again time for the annual Rose and Thorn Ceremony of the 24/25 Think Pair Swear school year. Congratulations podcast graduates. What was your rose and thorn of the school year?