Think, Pair, Swear
Think, Pair, Swear, a podcast exploring the strange, sometimes ridiculous, sometimes dead on portrayals of the field of education in popular culture. Hosted by Justin Orscheln, former elementary Music teacher turned assistant-principal and Ronnie Lathrop, retired high school English teacher.
Think, Pair, Swear
The Facts of Life
Got a question or comment? Send us a text!
DISCLAIMER: When experimenting with a new filter in Riverside, portions of our audio got cut off. This anomaly will happen over the next 2 or 3 episodes We apologize for any inconvenience. Stick with us! We're still learning!
The facts of life are all about you and your bitchy dormmates and your dim witted house-mother. Yeah, they said it. Mrs. Garrett was kinda stupid. The hosts get into this made-for-TV nightmare of girls narrowly escaping being sex trafficked while their chaperone abandons them to bang a hotel restaurant owner. And there’s also no anal, French schools that don’t teach French, Jo is such a dyke “jokes,” whether or not American Express will still cash old travelers checks, tales from EF Tours past, 40+ year old men sexually harassing Blair, alcoholics hanging out with children, bad menage a trois, the hairiest chest ever seen on film, hotels with peep holes in the walls, shower nozzles, farmer’s market theft, Facts of Life fan fiction, the aristocrats, “child muses,” dill, teeth on a baguette, magical passports, and Justin’s theory that between the third and fourth acts of the movie, everyone on the cast had sex.
Exit ticket: It’s time for the game show “Was this a real episode from Facts of Life or did Ronnie make it up?” Justin’s in the hot seat and the loser has to buy something for the other host inspired by the movie.