Roseanne

 (S3E9 "Bird Is the Word" & S3E16 "Home Ec")

We get into Rosanne Barr before she became a racist Trumper in this week’s episode. How does she handle a suspension and a field trip? How does Dan handle it when DJ is bullied at school? Will you be surprised with “not well”? Well you shouldn’t be. In addition to that there’s Aunt Gladys, French cuisine made with dryer sheets, school picture chaos, parents excusing bad behavior, Anne Murry, OSS v ISS, Ronnie changing the oil in his car, the Liberty Fire Department changing Ronnie’s tire, bad moms, Publisher’s Clearing House scams, getting banned from McDonald’s, the price of Twinkies, throwing rocks at gorillas, corn flakes, Epstein’s meatloaf, why sending letters home to parents never works, saying Trevor was handsome, ransom notes, job shadowing a Real Housewife, and loose meat. Exit ticket: A Reddit user has a field trip from hell and it gives us all PTSD. How can a trip to the aquarium go awry? Justin and Ronnie find out.