All the Right Moves

Well Justin picked this one without looking it up. He thought it was about dancing. Nope, we’re headed back for some more football. Put on your jockstraps, or take them off because Tom Cruise drops some peen in this one. We hit the turf and find A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting by Deborah Addington, a better film called Reckless, a generically named steel mill, dick donation, Typing class, sexually violating a desk, Tom Cruise’s high pitched voice, Nickelback, John Locke, Pop’s gay lover, teenage pregnancy, Marty McFly’s mom getting fingerbanged, Kristi Noem, coach’s track record with winning, Rachel Dolexal, lots of mud, a cheerleader witch’s circle, the consequences of vandalism, student non-apologies, wearing only a towel in public, putting Jesus in your jeans pocket, “Oh Little Town of Bethlehemmeroids,” another classroom arrest, getting a ride in a brown Pinto, emulating Marc Sebastian’s vocabulary, dropping out of high school to shovel coal, and the worst movie soundtrack ever. 

Exit ticket: Justin has a quiz on basic football knowledge for Ronnie? Who will win and have to purchase something football related for the other person?