Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox
“Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox" is a hilarious and insightful podcast that takes you on a wild ride through the mind of comedian Bobby Jaycox. With his unique perspective as a comedian with ADHD, Bobby shares his unfiltered thoughts, stories, and experiences in a way that will leave you laughing out loud and nodding in agreement. Join Bobby and his guests as they navigate the chaos of everyday life, discussing everything from relationships and pop culture to mental health and personal growth. Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, relatability, and a whole lot of discombobulation. Tune in now to experience the world through the eyes of a comedian with ADHD.
Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox
#62 Wiener in a Morph Suit | Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox
Ever tried squeezing into a morph suit for a Halloween party only to find out it highlights more than you bargained for? Join me as I recount my hilarious escapade as a crash test dummy, navigating the quirky joys of Halloween and the thrilling chaos of Austin's comedy scene. From the self-doubt of performing at the Velveeta Room to the soaring confidence as the audience grew, experience the emotional whirlwind of a comedian's life amid the supportive camaraderie of fellow jesters. Austin, with its vibrant comedy culture, has quickly become my new playground, and I can't wait to see where this journey will take me.
Hangovers at 34 hit differently, don't they? As I groan over the morning-after woes, the impracticalities of car ownership, and the nostalgia of road trips with my pal Cactus, there's plenty to chuckle about. Weighing the beauty of nature against the relentless algorithm of social media, this episode is a tapestry of humorous anecdotes and thoughtful musings. It's a shoutout to the steadfast friends and fans who've been the wind beneath my comedic wings, and a reminder that amidst the chaos, there are moments of joy and connection waiting to be found.
Live performances, voting chaos, and quirky political decisions—what a mix! Reflecting on childhood memories and the unpredictable nature of live shows, there's something liberating about candidly critiquing our electoral habits. As the episode winds down, I share some off-the-cuff reflections, encouraging listeners to consider the humorous suggestion of clearing one's conscience through donations. With a blend of affection and randomness, I sign off with a promise of more laughter-filled content to come, ensuring the vibrant energy of life's unexpected moments resonates with every listener.
hello everybody. Welcome back to discombobulated. This is the podcast that fucking it rules, it fucking rules. Like when you listen to this it's. It's the equivalent, same vibe, just turning on discombobulated, fucking, cranking that up one arm out the window, the other arm on your steering wheel, the other arm on a fucking boob I don't, maybe you have three arms and a lovely boob at your side. I don't know what I'm talking about, but I am a guy who slept until fucking almost like 3 pm today. But hey, that's what comics do and that's what happens.
Speaker 1:When you, I feel like there's a lot of people. If you're 34, you're probably like me. You were like I'm not going to go out for Halloween, I get it, I know it's fine. And then Halloween rolls around and you're like I could probably go with something in my closet, I could probably figure something out why? So I can drink alcohol. I don't normally drink, so I can get hard seltzers and a tummy ache. So I can be dressed as a.
Speaker 1:What was I? Dressed as A crash test dummy. I was dressed as a crash test dummy and we were on our way to the party and I was not driving because I couldn't. I couldn't see out of the morph suit which shout out to people who make morph suits. They were like hey, such a funny looking thing. You can do stuff with green screens and see your entire winky. See your entire sad winky smash up entire winky. See your entire sad winky Smash up your winky. It basically what it does is whatever. If you're lucky to have any size of mask down there as a guy or girl, if you have masks down there and you're proud of it, you put on a morph suit and it's like you ever ever have luggage and they're like that can't go on and you're like watch this, and you have to zip it up a little bit so it gets a little smaller. That's what happens. Get my wiener in a morph suit. Luckiest guy in the world right here, dick, look weird in a morph suit. Did someone knock or did I hit something? I don't know anymore? Um, but we are having fun here in austin texas.
Speaker 1:I uh was at the velveta room last night. That was my first show at the valve and it was so much fucking fun. It was so much fun and it was for me, it was perfect for me, like I will say that like definitely a set where as soon as I went up, I was like man, this crowd is just Comics before were like do you guys not like me? And they were like we do. And the comic would be like okay, then how about this one? And they'd be like and you can't. It was like you know, you can't really see most of the audience, that's how it is on, like just how it is on the stage. And so I went up and I was like I was like man, I'm not, definitely not doing that great and I so at one point you got to sometimes surrender to what you want to do. And I just was like I moved here from St Louis for this.
Speaker 1:There was a club manager there that said I would never make it, and he is so fucking right right now. He is absolutely correct. I am talking to nobody. And I moved all my stuff here and I'm like oh okay, you don't like me, texas. And that's when it took a switch.
Speaker 1:And then I started doing really well. I'm not just saying that because it's the podcast. I was starting to do really well and then it kept getting even better and I got a little cocky on stage and in my head I was like, yeah, you did move here and you might be, you might be one of the greatest. And I got on stage and my buddy Ronaldo was like, no, look, how many people showed up while you were on stage. And I was like, oh my God, like my more people there was probably I don't know how many people were there at the start of the show, but that's, you know, that's how it is, because it's like you know, people just kind of roll in while the show's going to showcase, and that's normal. We've all been a part of that, seen a show like that, been on a show like that, but for me, uh, I'm not super used to that all the time, and so, especially when you move to a new place, like I was like, oh, it's like one of my first sets here. I was like, oh, fuck, here we go. Then you're like, okay, you guys hate me. And then halfway through the set you're like you like me, you really like me. And then you walk off stage and you're like they're awesome. And you're like, oh, it's because there's 60 people here. Now there were with I still have that shirt somewhere.
Speaker 1:I used to listen in with cashing in with TJ Miller. I used to listen to that all the fucking time back when podcasts were so rare. And now, if you don't have one, what are you even doing? I don't even want to do this. There's a guy over here. He has a gun to my head. He's like you have to make this podcast and I'm like no one even likes the content. What do you do? Are you my manager? None of this makes sense, but yeah, so that was super fun to get off stage and then to be like I'm the best alive, no, and then I met a bunch of comics. Everyone who was on the show, everyone's fucking been cool.
Speaker 1:I feel like I made the right choice to move here because I was trying to think of like which places to go, and there's some that feel, you know, like they feel more authentic. Some feel like a place I was like I always talked about moving, so you feel like you should, but I feel like moving here was like the best move because all the comics here, everyone like loves doing bits, everyone likes to chat, people can take compliments, people aren't like. I mean, there's also some fucking dick heads. There's like a bunch of dick heads, but there's the, the, the cream wise is to the top, as they say. So it's been really lovely and really lovely to meet everybody.
Speaker 1:And then, um, what was that guy's name? Oh, jimmy Moynihan. Dude, this guy was on stage Cause it was like it was just a weird audience. And then so I bring him up and then, like they were fun, my buddy, like he was like it was just a weird audience. And then so I bring him up and then, like they're fun, my buddy, like he was like dude, you want him over and there's like way more people right now. I was like yeah, that's sick. And then he was doing great and then, but then like he got like a really big laugh. He goes she said that way earlier and that got a big laugh.
Speaker 1:And I love when I I don't know, maybe I'm talking too much inside baseball, but I just I feel like it's yeah, I feel like I am talking like a guitar player. I was like and then he hit the C minor and I'm like we never do that, but I think I'm just happy. And for a while there I was sleeping in a car that wasn't even my car, so you got to fucking give it up to me for finding the joy in life. People are like it's the little things. I'm like my cock, that's supposed to make me happy, my freaking little doink. Yeah right, buddy, that's not making nobody happy. I swear to God. That was something my dad said, because people were always like, yeah, sometimes, you know, my dad was kind of weird to me.
Speaker 1:I was like, oh dude, we were at like a baseball game and we were pissing in like that big trough. That's insane. We all pissing and you get to like the guy who stands up there. You're like let's watch his pee go by. Um, and then it mixes together and I feel like, if you're p, god, that's got to be awesome. If you, you get like a p orgy. You get to mix with other people's you know peas before poop gets in the way. Oh my god, because usually it's like they mix and piss. We don't even know if piss likes poop. They, they set, they separated our body and then we put it like you get in this hole and they're like fine, what in the fuck am I even talking about? I don don't know, but I'm having a good time. Um, legit, what was I talking about? Piss and poop and shit, damn it.
Speaker 1:I got to figure out a way to rewind this, cause I I have no idea, and that's like the point of the podcast, but it doesn't mean it's good, it doesn't mean that that's a good thing. What were we talking about? I fucking don't know. I made the the piss and poop thing and now I can't think straight. I'll think about it and I'll come back, but um, yeah, anyway, long, long story, short story I've been, uh, I've been back and I'm not on the road, which I honestly austin's great, but I like being on the road the most, doing standup on the road. So much fucking fun, so much, so much cooler and um, yeah, so that's been. It's been great to be here.
Speaker 1:Try to get stuff set up, go out, drink for the holidays, fucking get fucked up with your friends and then come home and be like why the fuck did I do that? I'm 34 years old, you're not going to get me next year Halloween Cut to. Next year I'm in a casket. That's not funny, bob. That's not funny to talk about dying in a casket. That would be actually perfect if you died in a casket, if you fell into a casket and were dead and they're like I was going to save at least like 600 bucks, right, because phenols are expensive these days.
Speaker 1:What was I talking about with the piss and the poop shit? I don't know? I was saying, yeah, who gives a flying fuck? But uh, oh, and shout out to everyone who's been sharing my nateland uh presents. It's been such a fun time to get to, uh, I don't know, just get to you, just get to enjoy what you do and you have other people sharing your stuff and it looks great. So it feels really nice, um, that people are doing that.
Speaker 1:And I had someone message me last night. Last night. Last night, my buddy, matt from Stis, was like dude, he's like I saw your video and I've seen it multiple times. It keeps coming up on my feed, which is weird for the views, I guess, but he's like it keeps coming up to my feed. And then he's like my brother like saw it the other day and I was like that's sick. So, uh, feels good, it feels good to be part of the algorithm.
Speaker 1:You know, I don't really like to connect with nature. I like to connect with the algae. You know, fuck, what was I talking about? I feel like it was good and then I'll remember it and be like, oh, that was it. That's not good at, that's not fucking good at all Much like the whole podcast 11 hours on my TJ Miller podcast, and then I'm talking about orange 11. I was on my tj miller podcast and I'm on my arm now. Everyone has one and you got it and I just got the gun in my head.
Speaker 1:My memory is great for being dog shit, um, so, uh, yeah, obviously, yeah, I'm just, I'm hung over and I'm not used to being hung over. And when you get older, people are like it does get harder. And here's the thing it doesn't get harder. You, I think you're just more aware because, like when you're young, you'll be like it's fine, and then you'll be in your car. You almost throw up. You're like driving, I don't feel good, I guess I'm hung over. But like when you're an adult, when you're in your 30s, you like wake up and you're like, oh, and you think about getting in your car and you have all those times of feeling and you're like, no, we just rolled back over.
Speaker 1:But when you're young, you're like I got this and then you don't really. You're like I don't got this at all, I don't got a handle on it, I don't got, I got nothing on it. I got nothing. I got nothing in my tank. I got nothing in my gas tank and I probably have nothing in my actual gas tank and I just bought this fucking car like not long ago. I guess it's been close to a year now. But God fucking damn it. If every and dude what's lemon law and I guess it only works with fucking, they gotta be can't be a used car. I don't know.
Speaker 1:But they told me that one car I wanted to buy, that was the cheapest car that all of car max had. It was a color you've never seen before and it smelled like shit. No, it was like it was basically what I had, but it was a little bit older, cheaper and they, uh, then they switched me to the one I just described. But they were like, hey, we can't sell it, there's a little bit of rust on the bottom. And I was like like it's just not safe because it's on the rocker panel. And I was like that sounds pretty rock and roll to me and so like we have to give you this car. This one's gonna get rusty later in all the parts that uh, also matter. That's not wrong. God, I hate having a car. I dude I'm.
Speaker 1:I actually might be switching over, might be a not liking cars guy, because it's fucking, it's busy as fucking austin. So everywhere you drive, you're like fuck, fuck, fuck. And then when you're on the road, you gotta, it's stressful like I. I think I'm a, I think I'm a plain man now. But, dude, there is nothing better than being able to just drive across the country. But I want someone to drive me, like when me and cactus take on the road, like we split the driving. I probably did a little bit more, but she's the headline. But whenever she would like drive, there was times we were just looking out the window and it's. I drive so much that I'll try to just enjoy like a dog like, be like and just try to enjoy outside, but then like you have to check the road Cause she's a terrible driver. And then also, it's beautiful, uh, outside, but you don't. You gotta like see what's coming at you.
Speaker 1:So what is this? The worst shit you've ever heard? Uh, let me pause and get another coffee. This is sponsored by the buzz mill, the place that I continuously go and get another coffee. This is sponsored by the Buzz Mill, the place that I continuously go and get my coffee because I fucking love it. Never lived this close to a coffee shop. In my life, never lived this close to making me shit right in the morning. Yeah, feels good, feels real good to shit what else? What else is going on in the news? Um, yeah, I feel like all the, I feel like every. I'm gonna have a, a lot less, a lot less texts coming in once the election is over.
Speaker 1:Um, I just found out you could you can bet on who becomes the president, which you always could, but there's like an app for it. This episode's not sponsored by it, but if it was dude, I would be betting on. I would bet on anything, because here I don't luckily, I'm not like an alcoholic. I don't like have to have alcohol. I don't, luckily, I'm not like an alcohol. Ick, I don't like have to have alcohol, I don't have anything like that. But Bob likes to gamble, and if you were just gambling, you're like I bet the next car that passes us is white. No, I'm not in it. I don't think I go that crazy, but I could see it going that way.
Speaker 1:But once you're starting to vote on, like, who do you think's gonna, and also what person out there is voting for one candidate? I said that with every letter. I said that with every part of that word which candidate did it did it? Which candidate did it? But whichever candidate wins, like would someone vote for? I was thinking about this like what if you vote for one them, but then you bet for the other one to win? That's kind. Is that covering your bet?
Speaker 1:Well, if the vote works, they are the leader of the country, because there's three branches of government and that's how it works, even though you'll scratch your head all the time and then people will prove that it doesn't how it works. Then we all just keep going Okay, but so there's three branches of the government, but so, yeah, you're like, if that person wins, they run the country, but if the other person wins, I get 60 bucks. Like, if that person wins, they run the country, but if the other person wins, I get 60 bucks. That's what you should do, that's what everyone should do. I don't think I'm even allowed to tell you who to vote for. I don't know what you can do, because my phone all the time it'll just be like yo, what's up, it's your boy and it's like it's your boy, jessica. Oh, and this campaign is really kicking us in the dick and I'm like they do know they're texting me. So if you could give literally two pennies today and I know that's probably a lot, so we'll take one penny and they'll get me almost with a penny. But yeah, you got to cover your bets. That's a gamble. That's the way you do the presidency. Well, I'm voting this, but I just won 66 bucks.
Speaker 1:What other crazy-ass things, what other things are like on that app? You know Like there's no way. It's like like how many hurricanes you think are going to hit next year? It can't be like just crazy shit. It's got to be clear, like clear and cut stuff. I did and I, if you vote no, not if you vote If you bet on sports, please let me know how I bet without knowing anything about sports, because I'd probably bet how my mom bets.
Speaker 1:I'd be like I like the color of their outfits. I think their outfits are so freaking cute. Oh my God, I love that. I love their away jerseys. And then tonight, what's tonight? Saturday? What's tonight saturday? Yeah, well, and fucking, they threw halloween on a thursday.
Speaker 1:So we went out last night and everyone was just like all right, man, I'm gonna fucking go home. Like everyone was yawning, leaving early and it's like yeah, because last night we fucking it was thursday and now we have. I literally checked my phone it was saturday and for the first time in forever I go no way. God, it's not the week days yet that I can like focus, when every other adult is trying to focus not every other one some people are living their best lives, not focusing. So you just, you ever see someone just out and you can just tell that they are just, they don't focus. And god damn, do they look happy. God, fucking damn, they look happy, just walking out there, just fucking, not caring about anything. I will tell you this the more you start to care, less and less it does feel better.
Speaker 1:But you can't become someone like like dude. He I bet he does good for people, but who's that guy that like he'll literally wear, like he'll wear like dishwashing gloves and like a slayer t-shirt and then like he'll just have like beans in his pocket and he's like confidence comes from and he goes like this there's a xylophone on his teeth. He's like anything. You can't be a loving and confident person. So it's like. I don't know if I want all of that. You know you want confidence, but you don't want that kind of confidence. You want to be yourself, but you don't want anyone to like look at you and then stare at you and when you look at them they don't feel uncomfortable, like just continuing to stare. Just like why does that boy have such long hair? We're allowed to now, it's actually cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I did think about cutting my hair the other day and I do understand why girls like there would be a girl that would come to my school and they'd be like they cut their half, like oh my god, I cried and be like it's just hair. I get haircuts all the time. Who cares? And legit like I was even one of those guys. When I would see those videos of those the guys like just going around cutting people's ponytails off, I was like dude, that's so funny. I would literally be like I'm going to sue your ass. It just feels so nice, except for when you sleep and it does like get in your mouth. Please stop, please get out of here. Fuck, I'm out of coffee. You fuck it. That went right in the toilet. That went roy in the toilet.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna try to be better, but let's just sit in the silence for a second. We haven't done that in a minute because I've been so fucking stressed, let's just sit in it for a second, second, can't even pretend to do it. Um, what else am I doing this week? Oh, I might go be, I might. I might go be saying, say, be going, might be going to see senses fail. I am very excited. So that's cool thing about living in austin, in st louis, we would have like sick ass bands like story of the year. They would be there all the time. There's a lot of bands living in Austin, in St Louis, we would have like sick-ass bands like Story of the Year. They would be there all the time. There's a lot of bands that kind of miss St Louis and in Austin, because it's such a swinging music town, they have bands and shit all the time. So might be going out to see them, which I goddamn, goddamn.
Speaker 1:Is it fun to see bands you like grew up listening to? Like? I have met so many bands that I would just listen. It would just be in my CD player and it would skip on the bus and now I get to see them as a full-grown man who should be at a job. But I'm not. I'm watching other guys flicking, strum the guitar and bop-ba-da-b about on drums and I'm stuck in a coma, stuck in a never you know like they make those songs and dude, legit they are, they are on tour and if you get a chance to see senses fail, because because everyone, not everyone, but if you know who I am, you probably know I like Story of the Year because I can't stop talking about them and they're my favorite band and I'm married to half of them but and they're my dad's too, so it's a weird thing, but I think they're the funniest band on the planet, like live. Like I think I've seen a lot of bands different acts. I think they're the funniest band on the planet, like live. Like I think I've seen a lot of bands different acts. I think they're the funniest live.
Speaker 1:And then I saw senses fail and bud, buddy, bud, the chud, the lead singer of senses fail. Goddamn if he's not unhinged between songs, just saying whatever, dude, I saw him in milwaukee and I'm gonna fuck this up, but we saw them in Milwaukee and he goes yeah, you guys shop at Target. I don't even know why. He's like yeah, we just went to Target, you can, you know, you can get meat there now. Yeah, if you're fucking insane, one, two, three, but uh. So yeah, I can't wait to go see them because that is like if I go to see a movie in theaters I will get inspired.
Speaker 1:But I feel like the older you get, I feel like the only thing that can really inspire me because I'll enjoy a stand-up show or an improv or, like you know, improv sketch, whatever but it doesn't really ever like it inspires you when you're like young, but now you just watch it and I feel like you're just like. You either have like for me I'm like that was you when you're like young, but now you just watch it and I feel like you're just like you either have like for me I'm like that was bad-ass or you have the thing where you're like, damn, I kind of had a joke like that. They did it way better. Now it's now. Now I lay me down to sleep, now I lay that joke down to sleep. I pray that punchline is sold to keep and if I die before I wake, you know I'm gonna come in before I wake. Pray, lord my, and never mind that freaking turd, because your apartment will not flush. You got turd stuck in the flush. Um, yeah, I'm gonna go see census field, but uh, but. Uh, dude, stop saying but.
Speaker 1:But I could tell, when I started this I was like it is going to be an okay episode. But I had one last week with Cactus Tate that we both agreed she sucked. No, we both sucked, we were both doing it. And then afterwards she was like, hey, I don't know if you should release that and I go, I'm 100% not releasing that On the Patreon either. So that's cool that we have one that will never be released, except for there were like three bits that were so fucking funny. I'm crying, laughing and crying. I'm just going to keep singing Nickelodeon. Yeah, this episode is sponsored by Nickelodeon.
Speaker 1:Should we bring that back? Probably not. Is it still around? I don't know. I barely even had it when I was a kid. Never, never knew, never knew. My real orange VHS Ran out on me when I was a kid. I heard that noise. I don't know if you heard it. It scared the fucking shit out of me. What was?
Speaker 1:Uh, I was talking about my little penis. Guys, in this episode we're talking about my little penis, voting and voter's fraud. If you have a fraudulent vote, send it here. Dude, is this the first year? Or is it just my age group. That's like realizing this. Is this the first time we've all realized that we don't have to stand in line on election day which I am, because I was too busy and lazy to do it early. But so many people, absentee ballots, early voters hey, let me vote for him while I'm on the shitter.
Speaker 1:All these different options and all of us like, on the day of like literally like gotta leave work, do whatever, get up early, come home after work, fucking, stand in line when we can all just like vote however we want. Yeah, we don't have to stand in line. Like it's almost so dumb. We should do it like really old school, like how we've like standing at a voting, a voting booth is such a weird way to do it. We might as well just stand in front of the presidents, like the candidates, and just say their name. Well, just stand in front of the presidents, like the candidates, and just say their name, like just stand in front of them and you go, I choose Bob. And then they walk by and the next person goes. I like, I like Tammy, my vote goes to Bob. And then you have someone who, someone who does like their fucking. What's that called a fucking? I feel like it's stupid.
Speaker 1:I feel like protesting is good, protesting is American, but a protest vote, well, I guess it's better than not. I don't know. But then whenever some people come up and they're like I'm voting for Lindsay and everyone's like, okay, lindsay's not gonna win, thank you, but we, it's like, if that, if we have to go to a booth, stand in line, vote, do that. And it's like we could just figure out how to do it from home, can't we? And yes, there could be voters fraud and people could do that. But also, I don't want to. Why do we have to? Why do we have to turn a school and churches overnight into a voting booth and people standing outside as legally far as you can, being like please vote for turner and turner. Please vote for turner and turner for turning for attorneys, for general attorney of attorneys.
Speaker 1:I love voting for things that I don't understand, because there's ones you look up and then there's a couple on that ballot that you're like I know who. None of these people are. I like that. That's a cool name. I would never hang out with that person. And if that person went to my high school, no way. She sounds fun, he sounds gross, he sounds cool and it's just all the way down. You're just guessing. They're like do you ever think, dude, what if they're putting one on there to just see if we'll even notice, if we know they're not governing right? They're like Secretary General of Dirt Bikes and we're like better be a Democratic dirt bike. I vote for only dirt bikes. Oh, what are you voting for crotch rockets? Yeah, man, I would vote for a dirt bike for president. Just someone come up there and having like a good point and they're like and over to the over to the democratic dirt bike might have sounded more like a croc. He sounds kind of like a crotch rocket to me, which is interesting Cause he's a dirt bike who talks like a crotch rocket.
Speaker 1:Life's funny when you think about how funny it is. Oh, my God, dude, that made me think of dude. Dude, I can't do. Last night we went to the Creek and cave after we were at the valve and that's the coolest thing about Austin is like all the clubs are just fucking. They're right by each other. You just get to walk from club to club and we walk in and I will, dude, I don't know who gives a fuck. I'm not trying to be the guy who has this conversation. But like, sometimes you'll hear someone say something on stage and you're like why the fuck would they say that it's just wild? But fuck would they say that it's just wild? But when you hear someone say something wild and then they're like almost gonna prove how funny it is, like they're gonna say it and then be like and then make you realize, you're like you can't just enjoy this, because there are worse things in life. And I'm not. I'm not saying that I do, dude.
Speaker 1:We all have seen comics I'm sure even brian holtzman and seen a comic was like fucking, what is that guy doing? But when you, you do it. Well, dude, we saw Brian Holtzman. We just like all of a sudden you hear someone on stage and me and my buddy go, me and Ronaldo go, and then we went out of the corner and we're like dude, it's Holtzman and I've seen his clips and I told him this after his set. We were just like passing and I was like, hey, man, I've seen a lot live, totally different ballgame dude. I was like that was crazy, like how you handle the room and everything. And he was just dude, he's a nice guy. Because that's the thing is people think these people are like that and the worst people are people who are hi, very nice and then go do actual crazy things and we're like that guy's a good guy. But then there's a guy like that that they're like I can't believe he says it on stage and you're like, yeah, but he's a nice dude and dude, it was just so funny and that's like that's.
Speaker 1:One of the coolest parts about Austin is because it does feel like you can be who you are and have fun. And if anyone thinks that's me trying to say that, you could just say whatever you want. That's not my point, because we've all seen a lot of shows. There's a lot of comics and dude. We couldn't you. You'd say something big, what the fuck? I've never even thought. I've never even thought of something that like silly and over the top and stupid or whatever. And you can watch him being a comic and just enjoying his life. He's like you would choose not to enjoy your life. That's crazy. So, anyway, and if that pissed you off and somehow you made it this far into this podcast, that's that you are the anomaly of discombobulated. But yeah, there's a lot of cool people who live here and it's fun to get to like, yeah, just see everybody and hang out and uh, fuck, not fuck I.
Speaker 1:I just meant like I was like ending this. I haven't fucked here at all, bobby, I ain't fucked. I haven't been here long enough to fuck and I ain't been here short enough to come. Who knows what the fuck that means. That's the pod. It's a short one. This week we will uh have more, because that's what the pot is. And uh, I hope you go today and go donate to a church you know. Clear your conscience. That was so stupid. That's the end of the pod. Love you Gross. All right, bye, bye.