Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox

#64 Karaoke Cockroach Cowboy | Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox

Bobby Jaycox

Ever wondered what happens when you mix cockroaches, karaoke, and cowboys vaping? Join us as we embark on a chaotic yet heartwarming adventure, reflecting on the joys and challenges of life on the road. From the messy reality of touring to the humorous tales of living with a trash-averse roommate, we recount the unforgettable experiences that shaped our journey back to Austin, Texas. Along the way, discover the pivotal moment when we met Cactus Tate, whose generosity and friendship became the lifeline we needed to keep pursuing our dreams despite financial struggles.

Prepare to laugh until your sides hurt as we explore the absurdity of vegan bull riders and the bizarre charm of karaoke contests where distractions reign supreme. In this lively discussion, we reminisce about Austin's vibrant performance scene and the quirky variety shows that dared us to confront fears, such as handling snakes. Our musings on the eclectic world of live entertainment blend storytelling with humor, promising a delightful escape into the unconventional.

Finally, we take a nostalgic stroll through childhood memories, family gatherings, and the unpredictable nature of auditions. From catching butterflies to navigating the chaos of family dynamics, we reflect on the innocence of youth and the humor in life's disappointments. The episode wraps up with candid musings on faith and existential questions, all delivered with laughter and introspection. Don't miss our heartfelt appreciation for your support and encouragement to engage with our content as we celebrate the unpredictable journey of life and dreams.

Speaker 1:

La Cucaracha. La Cucaracha Live. All in the walls of my house I have cockroaches. They are everywhere. My roommate will not take trash out. Oh yeah, it is a stinky. This is where I live. I just want to follow my dreams. This is a song my grandma taught me when I was younger. She taught me this song and I didn't listen to her. She was like you'll have a roommate that won't take out the trash, but you love him anyway because he leaves his glasses and those will become the podcast glasses.

Speaker 1:

We got the glasses on today. We got a nasal strip because we're fucking breathing. Oh yeah, take away the regular size of my nostrils, I'll take bigger ones, thank you, pull my nose apart and make me fucking breathe. Pull my nose, cut my wrist and black my eyes. Pull my nose apart so I can breathe. Fucking. Okay guys, god damn, I can't breathe because. Okay guys, god damn, I can't breathe because it's all this stuff in the air. What is it? Fucking bad air? What is this podcast? Fucking dead air, this?

Speaker 1:

Oh man, I am, uh, I'm back in austin texas. I am. I'm done with tour. I'm fucking done. I don't care. I don't care about that cactus take girl. I'm done with tour. I don't care what she says, I won't. I will do no more of the tour, even though the dates are done. That's why maybe the dates are done and that's why, but other than but, I'll tell you what I'm fucking done. I'm fucking, I'm over it. Uh yeah, I'm over it. I'm over the best goddamn time I've ever had in my life. I'm basically.

Speaker 1:

I am it? Basically was the same tour as Lincoln Park and Story of the Year and Cactus Tate is Lincoln Park. Um, and I am Story of the Year. It's just how it is. And if you don't get that analogy, it's insane. You listen into this podcast, go and listen to all of the history of story of the year. You can start with the big blue monkey area, area era, if you want. You could start with the area called the big blue monkey and then progress and then watch them go on stool tour, watch them go on tour Just like I did. It's like it's the coming of age tale, except for I'm not all four members and Kevin Cassidy, their driver. I'm all. I'm all of those guys. I drive and I play guitar and sing, that's. That's how hard comedy is it's fricking tough.

Speaker 1:

You got to come out here and do your bestest, and that's what I did for real. I am being sarcastic because it's the language I, it's my love language, but, um, yeah, for real, I, whenever I met cactus, was in the summer it was the summer of 69, except for it was 2004.

Speaker 1:

And I was already having a great year and I decided to move to Austin and when I did, my life imploded. It did. I had found an apartment. I was going to move in with my roommate, zach. He found a cool place for us. Did it have cockroaches? Yes, did I specifically ask if he would check for cockroaches? Hey, it's not his fault, he only checked the display, he goes. Well, the display didn't have cockroaches and I'm like then why would the regular one? Hey, if there's no cockroaches in the model, it's fucking illegal for them to have them in the other wall. Wait, no, it's not.

Speaker 3:

I'm fine.

Speaker 1:

Listen, I can't complain. I don't even own a bed. And that is what's crazy is I'm still very grateful because, for real, when I met Tatum a long story short we met in St Louis, became buddies and I had gotten a place in Austin and then I was still having to pay for some rent in St Louis and then my car broke down, so I was paying for two apartments as best I could, acquiring debt, we shall say while sleeping in a loaner car on the road that also broke down. But all that to be said, cactus tate, literally she changed the course of my life. She really did change the trajectory of it, because when I met her, all of that was going on.

Speaker 1:

And then I'd asked her if I could do some shows in vegas, and we did those. And then she had asked if I just wanted to finish out the tour with her, and I was in a target parking lot and I was trying to decide if that was real or not. I was like we can just go by like month to month, and she's like, okay, well, do you just want to do the rest of the tour or not? And so I said yeah, and it didn't even feel real. I started like making a little poster and I was just like I don't know if this is real or not. And then she was like, well, there's only a couple of dates you can't do, but you can do the rest of them. And she found out that I was sleeping in my car when I would do the shows and she was like that's unacceptable. I'm going to pay you more and we're going to get you a per diem so you can get a hotel room. And I at the time I was literally trying to save him just a little bit more money in St Louis and so I was driving Lyft and I would drive Lyft during the day and I would fold down my seats and sleep in the car and then put them back up and drive during the next day and go drop my stuff off at like a U-Haul facility.

Speaker 1:

And yeah, it was interesting. I just, I know I was, uh, I was at a time in my life when I didn't feel I in this I know some people in St Louis might get mad I just didn't feel close enough to anybody to ask for any more like a favor, to just crash on a couch and I just was sleeping in my car and I don't know. If it was, I don't know what answered it. If it was the comedy, gods. If it was my car, just being like I can't. I don't want to be this guy's house again. I've heard about how it goes for him, otherwise I would love to not do that. Um, so, yeah, she, yeah, she changed everything for me.

Speaker 1:

And then I got to come to Austin and in my time here, I mean for real, no one's, no one really has been anything but kind to me. There's been a couple jackasses, but for the most part everyone's been very loving and made me feel very accepted here and I feel like I made the right choice. I feel like me deciding to move here to do standup was the right choice. And I had so much fun on the road with Cactus and while I was on the road, I got to film something with Nate Bargatze. I got to film the Nate Land Presents and then also I got to shoot something. This was probably around the time I met her. Yeah, I got to shoot something on Hulu.

Speaker 1:

I'm very lucky. I'm a very lucky guy. I keep trying to remind myself how lucky I am, even though I don't own a bed. Beds are overrated. You can sleep on the ground. You only sleep 8 hours because if you sleep anymore, your hips will scream at you because the ground is on them and I don't want you to feel. I don't want you to feel bad, because when I tell people that they feel fucking, they're like you don't have a bed.

Speaker 3:

I'm like I also don't have a huge penis.

Speaker 1:

You know, some guys don't, you know some guys don't have all the luck or cock, you know. But hey, I'll tell you this that you know. Yeah, sure, I've got a small weenie and you got to squint to see it, but you know what else you?

Speaker 3:

also have to squint to see Mountains in the distance.

Speaker 1:

So I you know I'm majestic and grand, but you got to drive up on it for a couple hours before it gets bigger. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

My dick is the Rockies. You're just like well, fucking goddamn, if that doesn't get bigger and if there isn't a fee for how big it gets, if you get real close and you want to go inside of my penis, get the fuck out of here. You got to get a national forest pass to get up in this shit. Get up early in this. Oh, I forgot to do this. I am back from tour now, but so I want to say this if you go follow Cactus Tate if you do not already, she doesn't need my help. I need her help. But go follow her and just know that she I wouldn't be here without her. I would probably be here, but it would be worse. I would be still be here, but it would be worse.

Speaker 1:

So I'm back from tour and I have a couple. I have some stickers and some buttons left over. So DM me on any of the things, message me and I will send you one of these for free. You will have to tell me where you live. I will have to know your address, but you can do a PO box. You could do a BO box, which is just, you can just get. You can have packages delivered to your armpits that you have a BO box or a PO box, or you can have a BOB box, which is my wife's pussy, and I'm sorry that I said that, but you clicked on this.

Speaker 1:

And the other day a guy said he was eight seconds in and can tell he didn't like it. And I agree with him. If you don't like it after eight seconds, for goddamn fucking sure you're not going to like it for the next. Whatever amount of time I decide to fucking record, you're just not. So get over it. Get over yourselves. I'm getting over myself. I'm trying to learn how to be a guy that keeps saying he's going to quit vaping and then vaporizes the air in front of him. Hey, bobby, maybe you wouldn't need that fucking nasal strip if you wouldn't smoke and strip. Yeah, I'm swinging on poles.

Speaker 3:

What would you do if your son was at home crying all alone in the bedroom?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm swinging on poles and your dad's gone dude, we gotta make a fucking heavy metal version of that song. I love that song. I don't know why, because it's good. Probably the lives we lead, the lives we lead. I will suggest this Don't ever smoke if you get the opportunity to not. Yeah, it looks cool, but then, but here's what. The cigarettes looked cool, that's what we did. We smoked cigarettes because we've seen cowboys do it. You've never seen a cowboy rip a. Actually have you? I bet there's gotta be cowboys that rip a vape and then get on a bull. There's gotta be. That's gotta be the world we live in. I know they're not, and some of them smoke cigs, but I know that there's some vegan bull riders out there. I know there's vegan bull riders out there and if there's Okay Google, are there vegan bull riders?

Speaker 4:

Sorry, I don't understand.

Speaker 1:

I know it's hard to understand, but okay, Google, are there any bull riders that identify as vegan? Okay, Google, can you be a bull rider and vegan?

Speaker 2:

I couldn't find an answer to that specific question, but according to emwikipediaorg, a rider is disqualified for touching the bull, the riding equipment themselves or the ground with their free arm. Ha ha.

Speaker 1:

I don't know if you guys heard, but the rider is disqualified if he touches the bull or himself. The rider is disqualified if he touches the bull or himself. If you're a bull rider and you start jerking off while riding the bull, I'm going to fucking write a letter into the commission if they disqualify you. If you can ride a bull while yanking your bull, you can yank its nuts. While yanking your nuts, you can get that bull's testosterone going while you get your testes going. Talk about the opposite of disqualification. You're qualified. I've never met someone more qualified. I don't think have you. Oh, and he's disqualified. He started jerking off again. Oh my god, that's I want.

Speaker 1:

I would go to that. I would go to that race for sure. God, I would go to that race just watching him get knocked off the bull. And then the bull coming at him and you're like you're kind of disoriented because your wiener's out and then it's red. If you're like me, it's red. So then the bull that's going to piss the bull off more. The bull's going to come at that cock with all of its might and then, instead of doing that thing with the drape, you're going to have to twist your nuts around and cover your weenie up, and then you're gonna have to do that.

Speaker 1:

So just be ready, because that's the future that's coming for you.

Speaker 1:

they're vegan, oh, they're vegan, and they're riding bulls and themselves rated r bull. Right, what's that show? There was dude, we were talking about this and themselves Rated R bull. What's that show? Dude, we were talking about this. We were hanging out after the show it was me, cactus Tate, some of the comics and TJ Miller, because he was in town too. What a great hang dude. What a funny, sweet guy. What a great hang we were talking about. I was like have you ever seen the show where it's? I think it's in. I don't remember what country it's in, but these guys do karaoke and they have a curtain in front of their wiener and they're getting jerked off. But you have to try to finish your karaoke song before they can finish you. And God damn if it's not the funniest fucking shit you've ever seen in your life, watching guys try to sing while getting their ding-a-ling touched. Talk about art. Talk about art at its finest. Talk about something that should be in the Louvre.

Speaker 3:

Just until the day, oh Golly. Just until the day, oh no golly.

Speaker 1:

And then you finish your song and then you're still kind of like, well, I got a little bit more of the song I could sing. You should look that up. I don't know where it's at, I think it's on YouTube, because you don't see anything. The curtain's up. You might see the curtain get like. You might see the curtain get like. You might see the curtain, you know, lose or whatever, but I don't know. I don't think I remember seeing that I just was laughing at the concept. What's more to laugh at than that these guys getting taking themselves on bulls to pound town and then taking these guys just fucking.

Speaker 1:

I was born in a small town oh man, they need to do that show at Creek and Cape. I wonder if we can do that. Can we do that show there? Because they have some of the coolest shows there. Just did La Mer show. What the fuck was that fuck? Was that show called? It's like the debate show. Uh, fuck, I can't think of what is. What was the show I just did? Called. I got my. This is my phone, I can't pull it up. But uh, I just did his debate show and it was so fucking fun.

Speaker 1:

And they have a bunch of dude in austin. They have like the best variety shows, like all the weirdest shit, like shit we used to do in St Louis, like with me and my buddy we did Stupid Brain, where we would just have the weirdest shit. I'd be covered in snakes Because that's fun. It's fun to get covered in snakes. If you're scared of snakes which I am, but I faced my fears and then people are like, are you still scared of snakes? I'm like, well, I'm just confident in how scared I am of them.

Speaker 3:

That's just how it is and how it be.

Speaker 1:

Life's a garden.

Speaker 3:

You learn as you grow. Sometimes you stink, sometimes you fall low. Don't worry about, about.

Speaker 1:

You don't care oh, my god, yeah, we uh. Oh, dude, and I got. I want to talk about this because I was I. There's so much I want to talk about tour, but I really wish I could have tatum. We could both talk about it, but she's awful on camera. She's really bad. She's very, very bad, uh I'm a joking, I'm kidding I'm a pro at it.

Speaker 1:

Um, but we were, uh, we went to the uh butterfly house and uh, we were, uh, we went to the uh butterfly house and uh, we went with, uh, her daughter Marlo, and her daughter Marlo, we thought I thought was a butterfly whisperer because she would have a, but she had a butterfly on her for so long that she said, just get this butterfly off. Her like her, her like Disney princessness, wore off me. Her like her, her like Disney princessness, wore off. She was like I'm tired and we were like how is she good at catching butterflies? And then they were like, well, she was eating like a sucker before, so I think she had sugar on her hands. We're like I would try to get the butterfly and it would land on me. You could hear it, it would go, it would land on me and it would get a little a contact high and it would land on me.

Speaker 1:

You could hear it, it would go. It would land on me and it would get a little a contact high and it'll go like I'm sure it's probably. Yeah, I don't, whatever is in my pores is not good, it's probably poor. There's a reason they call it your pores because mine are the possibly the poorest. But yeah, we had so much fun like all. There was like some older people there and they were just like, oh my god, they were they. You felt like they were getting called to heaven, watching like them, watch marlo catch these butterflies. And then what was really cute is watching these other kids that were like me. I was a little pussy when I was a kid and still am, but I, uh, I would get like scared of the butterflies and this little kid she tried to pass it to this kid, this kid goes and I was like I feel you, brother, I actually I went to go grab one and it like flew when I just wasn't ready and I did that and tatum goes.

Speaker 1:

You just got scared of butterflies I was like no, I didn't, no, I did. Dude, I look fucking weird. I kind of look like right now, if you're watching this, if you're watching, I kind of look like I look like a baseline design, a character from like a snowboarding video game. Like, choose your character, babalino killing it. You can give me a funky hat, change his facial hair gonna look like shit. It's called basic Bob. You can play him. Or a female character. They look the same whoa hydro thunder, except for with snow. God. I used to play the shit out of that game at poor Richards in Fenton Missouri. They had a Hydro Thunder and while my family would just be getting drunk and eating chicken wings and I was in a place that allowed smoking on the inside, we would just be sitting there and I would go play fucking Hydro Thunder. And it was this snow mobile game.

Speaker 3:

I guess it was on the water.

Speaker 1:

Oh, no, it was like a boating game. Yeah, it wasn't the snowboarding game, they had that one. No, it was a boating game. Hydro Thunder I like the fucking purple vehicle Kind of looked like a purple version of a Batmobile in water. You could fucking fly and they had the things in the air like the boost. They got the fucking red and yellow boost. You'd fucking take a shortcut and zoom off a fucking exit ramp off to the fuck, down to the fucking finish line. God, such a great game to get last place in as a kid against the computer. Can I get another dollar? No, we're drinking, watch us sit and watch us drink. I feel.

Speaker 1:

I do feel like sometimes you'll tell people like your trauma and people who grew up with like the, a family who just had to drink and pretended they were hanging out with you, the everyone else is just like. They think that's so sad, but to us it was very funny. It was like having other kids be drunk and the kid they didn't understand that you needed money to go play games. You could play it there. Like kids be drunk and the kid they didn't understand that you needed money to go play games. You could play it. They would like give you five bucks. And then they'd be like that's enough. And you're like, maybe if you could just skip this next beer, we could, you could play with me. And they're like, get the fuck out of here. Okay, I'll go make friends with the waitress, that's normal. I think she wants to have sex with my dad, so she's gonna let me count tips with her. That was what she would let me and my little brother do. My little brother, I was a cute kid, but my little brother fucking cutest kid ever. He would just make friends with them and we would go there all the time and I'm sure some of our tab got taken care of. I'm sure they could have turned the game on so I could have played around or do, but they I wasn't.

Speaker 1:

Funky, cole Medina, and it's around Thanksgiving. This week is Thanksgiving and if you're going home, good for you. I got a message from my family. I got a text message from my mom that says we will not be hosting Thanksgiving. Thank you, we'll see you soon. I felt like I got nicer messages from fucking the presidential campaigns. My mom was just like, if you're trying to reach a Thanksgiving, please call again next year, which I was not really pumped to go home anyways, but it would be interesting to just have like a phone call, but instead I'll just be, I'll be in, I'll just be in Austin. And, as I told Tatumum, I was like I did that thing that people, like poor sad people, do like. I was like, hey, you know what I might do maybe I'll go to like a homeless kitchen.

Speaker 1:

I go to like the help like the homeless out, maybe hand out some water, and then Tatum goes, yeah, and then fucking like, get in line yourself. And I was like you fucking bitch good, I hope the IRS takes your house, I hope they take your. I hope the IRS takes your house, I hope they take your. I hope the fucking child protective services gets you. But they can't because she's such a good mom and a good comedian and that's it. Those are the only two good. She's not a good driver. She's not a good communicator or friend. Oh, she's a good one of all of those things, she's a good bud. That's why we're joking. That's what we do with the joke. I am going to get out of here soon because my buddy's coming over. I wonder if he's fucking sitting in my living room. Ronaldo, he's not here yet. I was going to have him on the pod but he's uninteresting, so I won't do that. Ronaldo, I'm kidding.

Speaker 3:

You don't listen to this, so you won't hear that.

Speaker 1:

What the hell is in the microphone? Oh, there is like a fabric under here. Don't put my microphone in your mouth. That fucking tasted like when you open up the fucking Christmas decorations. Tastes like when you fucking open.

Speaker 4:

Just that smell that whoa, that smells like stuff that's not dirty but needed to get washed somehow. I tell ya.

Speaker 1:

This is so stupid and so have you guys. I can't believe I'm bringing this up, but I keep seeing this Tik TOK that comes up. It's like of this girl who's in an actual audition and, as a guy who auditions, I can't believe they shared this, Cause I have one, that I have a couple that I'm sure if they shared I'd want to fucking blow my brains out. But there's this one of like this girl and she's looks like a beautiful actress and she's like hi, I'm reading for the narrator of the toad and the frog, and then they're like are you ready?

Speaker 4:

And she's like, yeah, and she goes but then your piece was terrified of her mother.

Speaker 1:

Her mother was killing her daddy Like she takes this big try that you know she was like, she was proud that she found this voice. It's a great voice. I could actually see it in this movie. I could hear it and see it. And they cut and they're like okay, maybe just like try it differently. And she goes oh, just like, no, just don't do that at all. And if you know how it feels to be in one of those, if you try something and have them say let's go a different route, it would be as if you were on a date and the person goes can you be different completely? And you're so want to be on a date that you go, yeah, um, but turning the beach was gonna get it at the end for you dude, be trying like.

Speaker 1:

Being in entertainment is one of the most rewarding things on the planet. It's such a lovely feeling, it's such a cool fucking thing. Rejection and trying one of the worst things that. It's the difference between being in love and being on a date. It's the difference between being like. Do you ever seen the audition where the little kid from what was it like? The kid from like et like makes everyone cry? He's just, you can't take them, and they're just like on set. So you got the job. That's one way of doing the audition. That's what you hope for.

Speaker 1:

The other one is and looking up and watching them all fucking just stare at you. I did the same thing. I got a little. There was a confusion and I don't know who knows if it could have been me, could have been my agent, could have been the casting directors. But I got called in and I was playing a 13-year-old, so I wore a green hoodie and kept and I shaved my face. At the time I had to be 26, 13 years past, 13, double what they were asking for. And I remember I came in and I was like, hi, I'm reading for dylan. And I will never forget the look on these casting directors' faces. They just go, are you sure? And I go, I think so. And they go, are you sure you don't want to read? For, like Bob, and I go. No, here's what my agent sent. And they just look at it and they go. Okay, and that made me so much more nervous that then I had to go mom, I can't study.

Speaker 1:

I can't remember the lines that I was so nervous. And they look at each other, they go. I remember saying sorry and they go. Do you want to take a second? I go, yeah.

Speaker 1:

So I go into the room to like gather myself and the family who had the actual, a 13 year old, same green hoodie it's probably shaved that day too and they just go oh who are you here playing for? I go I'm actually getting myself together, but I'm playing the role of Dylan and them and the kid looked exactly like the casting directors. They were just like, and the kid goes, well, good luck. And I just know that after I bombed the second part of the audition and just said thank you, I that's, I'm sorry. I'm sure I said sorry and left, and I know that kid went in there and goes man, this business gets rougher every year and they go, and he was, we go. My mom, I can't with her, like I just know that that kid got that fucking job, because I sure as hell didn't. And I know they got to laugh. I know that sometimes they still bring it up. They're like you remember that time, that fucking guy.

Speaker 3:

But we couldn't tell him anything because we were like is this kid? Like is he on the spectrum? We want to be inclusive, we don't want to shit on this guy.

Speaker 1:

Let's pray, dear Lord. It is around that time, it is Thanksgiving. It's a time of reflecting in the mirror while crying after you just took a shit where a hemorrhoid made itself known. Please give us the strength to do that thing where you cry in the mirror and then look at yourself and go, oh my God, that's not it. And then you realize how it feels and you stop, and then you go well, I still have all these problems. And then you cry again and you fall on the ground. And then you do that thing where you go to stand up and then you go well, I still have all these problems. And then you cry again and you fall on the ground. And then you do that thing where you go to stand up and then your knee hurts and you go, oh great, now my knee hurts. So, lord, just give us the strength to somehow get through that and to somehow, while we're questioning all that, never question you.

Speaker 1:

How could we? We're so lucky to be here how could we question you, even though a lot of the tasks and the opportunities to grow fucking, absolutely fucking suck? So, in your name, I'm an n I? Uh, I did go, I did just do a show and the waitress her name was gabby. She goes oh my god, you're so funny, she goes.

Speaker 1:

And then I was like why am I on instagram? And she goes, well, you're so funny, she goes. And then I was like well, I'm on Instagram and she goes. Well, you're not going to like my Instagram.

Speaker 1:

And I go, why? And she was like God above all else. And I was like well, what if that would get God above? Like, what if they? What if God wanted you to just bomb a country with, with no question? And she goes God above all else. And I go, okay, and I go, I used to be like that too, but it's like you gotta like that's just crazy believing in god with. I just think that like, if you believe in god, because I remember believing and I still think I believed in a way where you were like all right, some of these fucking guys are psychotic and everyone else is just like, I don't care. Like the. What was the thing where the like god was gonna, like he told that guy to kill his son? And he was like okay, I love you. Like, how's that kid's relationship with God? Like? Is he like hey, you want me to kill?

Speaker 4:

my fucking dad, Because I'd really I'll do it.

Speaker 3:

He almost killed me, and God's like no.

Speaker 1:

And he's like are you sure, because he tried, I'm not pumped about that Are you sure you don't want me to kill? And then like even the mom being like, you sure you don't want us to both kill? What the hell was that guy's problem? Because you could not. I tell you what. Even that girl I met her and I know she has kids.

Speaker 1:

I don't think if you had some guy that was like God told me to do this she'd be like yeah, oh God, my bad, I thought you were just crazy, Just doing whatever you think would be right, even though that's not right or righteous. Let's end on a Catholic song. What's a good one?

Speaker 3:

We did a Zana already. What's another one? Who that is who? That is who? There's the Holy. There's the Spirit. There's the Holy Spirit. There's the Holy. There's the Spirit. There's the Holy Spirit. There's the Spirit. There's the Holy. There's the Holy Spirit. Boom, shaka, laka, boom, boom, shaka, laka, boom, shaka, boom. That is his wrath If you don't follow Jesus Christ. That was my son, don't forget. I killed him myself, so you should kill your son.

Speaker 1:

So wait, anyone who's had abortions? Are we not fucking the most fucking believing in God? And I say we as in the community of you know, I think the people lying when they're getting yelled at by the people who believe in God, they should be like you guys believe in God more than we even do. That's what you should say. You should go we. This is how much I believe in God. Just something to give you to think about. Follow us on YouTube, like, subscribe, share, check out my special go. Not like my Nate land presents. Uh, fucking go buy some merch at our website.

Speaker 4:

Uh it's all there, love. You have a good one, bye.