Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox

#68 Carry On Breakdown | Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox

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What happens when you find yourself waiting endlessly for a heating repairman in a rented apartment that's overrun by cockroaches? And who knew a pest control guy could potentially be in cahoots with the insects? Join me, Bobby Jaycox, for a hilarious exploration into the everyday chaos of domestic life, with a roommate's terrified dog adding to the comedy. Along the way, I fantasize about Mr. Freeze stepping in as the ultimate handyman and throw in some humor-laced nostalgia from classic Batman moments. If you've ever struggled with calculating discounts on your own merchandise, you're not alone—let's bond over those mundane frustrations and laugh our way through them.

Have you ever wondered why Jason Bateman's acting style leaves you on the fence between laughing and crying? Let's chat about his unique delivery in "Ozark" that blurs the lines of drama and comedy, making it hard to decide whether to shed a tear or burst into laughter. We also poke fun at the inefficiencies of TSA agents, imagining a scenario where hairspray causes more panic than a bomb threat. This episode meanders through the unpredictable life of a comedian, reflecting on how the films and music we loved in our youth hit us differently today. Get ready for a clever take on Bateman's movies and a nostalgic nod to cinematic masterpieces like "The Dark Knight."

Growing up, did you ever dream of doing superhero backflips? Let's journey through childhood fantasies, ponder if pregnant Olympians can compete, and revel in the simple pleasures of hot cocoa and cozy socks during the holiday season. As I gear up for upcoming shows alongside Erica Rhodes, I share insights into the vibrant Austin comedy scene and how it feels to connect with fellow comedians, even when first impressions are chilly. This episode is packed with laughter, inspiration, and a hearty invitation to hit the road with me, catch a show, and find joy in life's absurdities.

Speaker 1:

hey, welcome back to another episode of discombobulated. I'm your host b-o-b-b-y-j-a-y-c-o-x. If you call me gay cox, I'll fucking cry a little bit when I'm in the car. Oh man, what a good day I'm having. I I'm having a beautiful day.

Speaker 1:

Been waiting at home for the heating people to God. I love renting. Renting is so fun. Hey, they're gonna be there tomorrow to fix the heating.

Speaker 1:

Just make sure you stay home all day. We'll give you the hugest window you can imagine. And just make sure you're home, because otherwise your roommate's dog, who is a terrified like, as if a very scared boy, made a wish on his old tar machine. He's like I wish I was a dog and it became this dog. It's just like shaking. So I have to make sure I'm here when they make sure we can have heat, because we haven't had heat it's. We're in texas though. It is warm, but at night it gets chilly and bobby's tootsies fucking freeze off. Know, sometimes you want a little bit of heat.

Speaker 1:

Sometimes you don't want to be wearing a hoodie in your own house, but which hoodie am I wearing? God damn If it's not the discombobulated hoodie that you can get on my website right now and we're doing a sale 25% off. Just type in your favorite curse word at checkout, like fuck or shit or ass you know cuss words and people will be like, well, this cuss word didn't work. Well then, that's not a cuss word. That's not you should. That's probably fucked up. You probably said something fucked up. And you can't say something fucked up, you have to say a curse word 25% off this.

Speaker 1:

Hoodie, bobby, what size are you wearing? A large. So if, when you saw me, you're like I could kick that guy's ass, get bigger than a large. But if you saw me and you're like I'm a little scared that guy might whip my ass, that's crazy. Then the other thing is get a smaller one. And if you're like I don't like fighting anybody, we have beanies for sale and coffee mugs so you can sip on your coffee and start your training to kick other people's asses. Because that's what we're living in a time where people are going to start kicking asses again. I think. I think we're back in that time. Everyone is so tense and everyone's like chill, everyone's pretty chill. Where I'm at like, everyone's pretty chill. But you go anywhere else and you're just like, excuse me, they're like I'm sorry, I'm like, okay, I was just passing.

Speaker 1:

Oh my bad, my bad, my bad, that's going to turn into just fucking knocking, knocking everyone on their fricking asses, just knocking them out, just pa, you've pa, you've been served. X gonna give it to ya, oh my God. So yeah, I'm waiting here for them to come and do that so that the dog doesn't get too scared. And so many things in my apartment are broken, so many things. The hole that cockroaches come in, open as fuck. They just sprayed the other day and I guess when you spray there's more, did they?

Speaker 1:

I wonder if, when the guy sprayed, did he spray cockroaches into our house? I didn't check. Was he pumped? Was he like? And then was like he's like the guy edgar from men in black. I'm like man, we're going to get rid of these cockroaches. Like, oh, I passed, I'll put my hands off my heart and goes like this and just rips, just fucking cockroaches come out, and I'm just like, and then he sticks the thing down my throat and I fucking do the chris farley fall man. That was like such a scary thing to see when you were a kid. Is that guy fall? And he because, like he throws the pesticide thing down so he like falls, but he's really stiff. I just remember being like, damn, I'll put my hand on my head. Sugar and water, more, more Eggers. Get a thing in off your bones.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, that's the guy who came and fixed cockroaches by spraying more cockroaches in my house and then he rolled a ufo that landed here that was supposed to be in new jersey. Could you imagine how embarrassing that is? Can you imagine being like, oh shit, I was supposed to go to new jersey. Are you guys? He's like the ufo's texting. He's like I'm in austin, where are you guys? He's like we're in new jersey. He's like, fuck.

Speaker 1:

So yeah, I'm waiting for now, I'm waiting for the. I bet, my I bet that here's who's gonna show up, who my mr freeze is gonna show up as my heating guy. I I'm like, oh, it's kind of warm. And he was like, ah, the ice age, it just starts fucking snowing up my house. I'm like, oh, okay, I miss the ice Christmas, I miss the snow. Louder God, that's the best Batman. If it's not fucking the best Batman, what is it? Bobby, do you just barely sing songs out of tune and, um, quote movies? Yep, what more could you want? What more could you want? Really, what more could you want for me? You want I. If you want more, we're selling the hoodies online and they're 25% off. Okay, google, what's 25% off of $40?

Speaker 2:

The answer is 30 US dollars.

Speaker 1:

Hopefully not. Wait, no, no, no. That's like oh, oh, yeah, okay, so you get 10 bucks off, is that right? That can't Okay. Google, if I have a $40 hoodie and it's on sale for 25%, I guess that's right.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, cause then on the website Coracom they say so. The sale price of the shirt is $30 after a 25% discount.

Speaker 1:

That's so, okay, cool. So you get the, you get this fucking hooday for 30 bucks. You know sales, I've already explained it. So that's good. But yeah, I just got home I had some friends and they were in town, a couple comics that wanted to go around See Austin. So they did a couple spots and did some mics. It was fun, we all hung out.

Speaker 1:

But I just dropped them off at the airport and I mean I couldn't stop thinking about that movie I watched. Uh, carry on, carry on, my wayward son, they'll be tsa where you are gone. Take off your fucking shoes and belt, take your computer. Uh-oh, uh-oh, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. You cannot take your shit out the bag. Stay with it until it goes away. Sir, now put your arms up over your head, then we Clear Dun, dun, dun dun. We still have to go through your stuff. What's this? It's my merch Looks like shit. That's what they said to me the last time. Yeah, so I dropped them off. But I just watched that movie Carry On, carry On, carry On, right, okay, google, what's that movie with Jason Bateman? Is it called Carry On?

Speaker 2:

On the website Netflixcom, they say carry on. An airport security officer races to outsmart a mysterious traveler, forcing him to let a dangerous item slip onto a Christmas Eve flight. Taron Egerton, sophia Carson and Jason Bateman star in this thriller from the director of Non-Stop okay.

Speaker 1:

Well then, yeah, that's okay. Yeah, that's what I did. I watched that movie and, uh, it was fine. It was fine. It wasn't like one of those movies where, like, this is a bad movie, but it definitely wasn't those movies that I'll you probably ever, ever watch again. And it sucks because I like I dude, I love jason bateman, I think he's in, I think he's so good, and then this one he's like the bad guy. I'm giving all the spoilers. If're like, don't do that. There's fucking 17 people who listened to this on a good day. So take a breath and pause it if you don't want, and then skip forward and then I don't know when I'm going to stop talking about it. But I did just watch that movie and it's a good movie for people who were like man.

Speaker 1:

I also like the main character. He's like he's basically he wakes up and he's like is there's like a pregnancy thing, and he's like I can't wait to be a dad and she's like and so he's getting ready and she's like but can I ask? I gotta ask you one thing. They're both work at the airport and she's like try for try for the cop academy again, maybe go police academy. And he's like not with that again. She's like it was just the last time I ever saw you happy, when you were sprinting for just every day, just running and running, and running, and running, and running, and running and running. I just think that's gonna. I just think that you going back to the police academy would foreshadow the rest of this movie.

Speaker 1:

So he's like a cop. And then that day he talks to his boss who's hank from breaking bad. He's like hey, can I? Uh, you mind if I like I I'm kind of tired of just uh, what's? He's like? What does he do at tsa? He's like I'm tired of like I don't know, like throwing babies on under the plane or whatever he did. He was like I want to be, I want to like check the bags, and he's like you're good. He's like you know that's it, and so he keeps giving them that. And then finally he's like well, it actually works out, perfect.

Speaker 1:

He's like you take him and I'll go and you go there so he gets like start checking bags. And then some girl who works in she's like the first, like she gives him this earpiece. She's like this isn't mine, and he gets it and I'll tell you what it's like. And he gets like an earbud to like put in his ear so that jason bateman, the bad guy, can talk to him. I'll tell you what I will. I will tell you what. If I found an airpod in one of those, can a loose one of those in those containers, and then someone texted this should have been. And then someone texted this should have been the whole movie. Someone texted me and says, put this in. I would be like, hey, look, it says put this in. Yeah, I'm not putting this in because as soon as I do I know my ear is going to stop working. I'm not putting in a loose AirPod in my ear. So he does that and as soon as he does, he's like it would.

Speaker 1:

The whole movie is great for tsa agents because I feel like there's guys out there like I mean, tsa is gonna fucking suck. The amount of people that are gonna be like all right, I'll check you out, let's fucking, but they the whole movie's about like a terrorist act, like. He's basically like he's like you gotta let, you have to let this package through. And he's like please tell me, there's not something awful in there. He's like, well, it doesn't matter what's in the bag. And then he's like you're gonna fucking take this bag and you're gonna send it on the bags. So he gives him this whole like thing and then he slowly starts to like, try to stop it. He's like texting his boss. He's like, hey, don't text my boss. He's like you can see me right now. He's like I, I'm jason bateman. I just, I know all the tsa break rooms they got. They'd be putting on this movie right now. And they're like you think you could run that fast? And they're like absolutely not. I can't even unzip a bag that fast. So weird, so so weird. But my favorite, this is my absolute favorite part of the movie and it's in the trailer, so it's definitely not even a spoiler. But at one point he puts in the headphone jason bateman's like all right, you're. This gonna be a day you're gonna remember for a very long time. But if you do it right, hey, you're gonna get to name your kid whatever you want. Probably name it after me. We're gonna be such good buddies. What's good bag? No, I can't tell you what's in the bag.

Speaker 1:

And Jason Bateman, when he says it to me, he goes all right, eddie, is this a joke? He goes, is anything? I just said funny. And I was like, yes, you're, jason Bateman. Literally everything you say is funny.

Speaker 1:

Literally everything Jason Bateman says is so funny that whenever you're like he's the bad guy in this, the whole time I was like are you sure he's the bad guy, or is this like? Is this like one of those like multiverses where it's like that's what the Bluth brother does? Whenever his, his family, starts to go under, he's like all right, I'll help domestic terrorism, no problem, I'll help, no problem, I'll help, I will help get this bomb on a plane, no problemo. So he's like giving him all this stuff. And whenever Jason Bateman is supposed to be serious, cause he's like killing people at the airport and everyone's just like like literally a guy dies at the airport and they're like we don't close, all the flights still go, we don't care why. They're like we found a neurotoxin on his hand and they're like sick, make sure that delta can go to jersey, fucking right now. Make can we, can that ufo go? It's just, it's insane, I think it's. I think it's like such a weird, it's such a weird movie. And this is my, this is my, my impression of jason bateman. Every time he's supposed to be serious, he's like you think I'm joking and he just goes like jason bateman with a just a very intense eyes, and the whole time you're like jason, like it's.

Speaker 1:

I think he's a great actor. It's just hard to see him in serious roles, like even in like ozark, he would be doing. So he's like oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I'm like is this part supposed to be funny? I literally can't tell which is a good, that's a compliment, like and I guess maybe they're doing that thing. I'm sure I would try the same thing if they were like I was an actor and they're like Bob, we want to have you in serious roles. I'm sure I would do that, but I'd be like you put the goddamn gun down. I'm sure I would do that, but I just love that. That's JC. He's like you think I'm fucking around and the guy's like yes, are you the guy from Little House on the Prairie? Oh, no, my whole set's falling down. Okay, yeah, dude.

Speaker 1:

So just yeah, shout out to TSA agents who are going to be like now, like before. There'd be people that would be like know what I feel, like I don't, I'm going to become a cop. And now there's going to be, like you know, I'm going to become a tsa agent and I swear to god, there's no group of people who would let a bomb through quicker. If they were like we have your wife, like all right, it's like I'll let it go through. Literally, this is actually what happened. Even if he didn, would have the bomb go through and they'd be like they'd pull it over, like we had to go through your bag, and they would open up and see the bomb and pull out a thing of hairspray and be like you know, you can't fucking have this right. Go through the line again. The bomb we are fine with as long as there's not more than three ounces of liquid, just people fucking slamming bombs just instead of water, just being like and just, and then just burning from the inside out.

Speaker 1:

So anyway, I don't want to let you know how the movie ends, I don't want to let you know who wins good or bad, but it is. It was an incredible movie to go to sleep to one night and then wake up the next time back. I guess maybe it gets like better at the end. Like it, literally, at one point jason bateman's like this is my parachute, I'm jumping off this and this is gonna explode and I'm like sick, I'm gonna get to see jason bateman. It's gonna be like a whole like point break thing where jason bateman's like this and the guy's like and jumps out and then lands on top of jason bateman. He's like if we go, we both go like you think it's going to be like that, and then he just it doesn't.

Speaker 1:

I will tell you the ending. He just puts him in a thing that I don't think exists on planes. I have no idea what this thing is. There's like a seal proof room that won't let any hazmat thing out. It's just. I don't remember what it was. I was kind of not paying attention. I think I was like on my phone at this point because I was like what's going on. But then he puts him in the room and then throws the bomb. That explodes and then just kills him. He's just like and then he dies and then you're like, you're literally like so you're like this movie's so weird. I I would actually like it if jason bateman did that thing where they go to check on him and they, oh, and it's like his. He does that thing where he's just sitting there and they're like, is he dead? And he's like, and like that's how the movie ends, like and walk away with eyes open. Dad, you're just like, oh my god, jason's not dead.

Speaker 1:

There's always monies in the bananas. There's always money in the banana stand. Or terrorism they can't charge a husband and a wife for terrorism. It's not a rule at all. God, I gotta get a better fucking lawyer. Oh dude, literally my whole set's set now. I have no idea what's happening. In a way, it's like my life, pieces of my life. On a Monday I have bills. On Tuesday I pay those bills and on Wednesday cancel plans.

Speaker 1:

Bobby, it seems like being a comedian is so fun. I just had my friends I dropped off at the airport. There's a guy that goes. One of my buddies goes. Hey, bobby, your life is very chaotic. And I was like in my mind I was like, isn't this just how a comedian lives? And he was like I'm very much not used to this like at all.

Speaker 1:

So I've been told by people who know me I live very catacly, catacly, so, catonically so, but you got, yeah, please go watch, carry on, watch it with someone. The best part is watching this guy sprint, because you know he did months of training of like sprinting. He is running so fucking fast through this airport and yeah, I'll just, yeah, I uh, it was an interesting movie, or maybe, but I also, maybe I'm I can't tell if I'm like, I'm not like a cinephile, so I don't know if I'm just judging it hard, but like, maybe I'm also getting older where movies just don't like feel the same. Does that make sense? Like music still feels good, music still feels like when I was younger, but movies I'm just like are they like made? Am I gonna be one of those guys that, like, I'm like, oh, the dark night, such a good movie. Which is like, whenever people are just like, what movie you are you watching? Like it's a Wonderful Life, don't you like that movie? No one likes that movie.

Speaker 1:

Oh, mary, I'll eat the moon. Mary, throw a lasso around it, bring it down here and I'll chomp, chomp, chomp and eat the whole moon. That's what I'll do, mary. I'll chug the moon, do cake stand with the moon. I'm going to stand on my hands, mary, you're going to help me chug it on down. Chug it on down. Chug it on down to whatever town we live in, every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. If that's true, I just feel like. I feel like, shouldn't there be churches that consistently ring bells? Every time a bell rings, just an angel gets its ring. Okay, cool, let's turn that bell on at the church all the time. Well, we couldn't do that because the town wouldn't like it, so we'll just let angels slip and fall with their no wings. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Maybe I should re-watch. I haven't watched in a long time. I remember like watching it in school. It was like one of those things we're headed on school and I'm just like they're like going down the thing and it's just like he falls in the water and I was just like, yeah, just get a towel around him. They're like, no, you can get sick and die from that. I'm like that's why I don't want to watch old movies. Why doesn't someone text someone else and ask for help? Well, I don't know, I sure don't know.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I'm going out of town. I'm going out of town this weekend. I just got booked. It was very last minute. It's how the comedy works. I'm happy for it. It's not a complaint, it was just last minute.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to be this weekend. I'm going to be at Tulsa Bricktown Comedy Club on the 19th and 20th, opening for the one and only Erica Rhodes, and then we are going to Bricktown in Oklahoma City and then we are going to be at that comedy club on the 21st. So come and check that shit out, come and check that out. And if you're in Austin tonight, I'm going to be on the dirty show. I'm going to be on the dirty show at a capital city and I just cannot wait.

Speaker 1:

I'm just such a lucky little fucking bitch. Right, I did have to, I did. I was going to get headshots. I just got an agent in, uh, in Austin, and it's not an act, it's, it's a a. It's not a comedy agent, it's an acting agent. So you're going to see me on a billboard chugging a yingling or whatever they want us to do.

Speaker 1:

Just like, just holding it. You can't drink, which is it's so interesting? The rules on commercials, they're like, and you are not allowed to drink, you, what you do with bud lights, everyone's just sitting there holding it. They're like, what's so fun about this and then eventually like why don't you try what's in there? And they do it. What the fucking shit? This feels great.

Speaker 1:

Not for me anymore, though. I am over the not booze and I will drink liquor and I will drink wine every once in a while, but beer I can. I am just it is not for my gut anymore. I'll get the poop farts and the shit butt and a fucking all day and just my tummy hurts. You just start like you literally wake up with panic on, like I'm just like the act's and I'm like you don't. Why would you? You, you don't have to take the act's again and I'm just, but I've in the moment. You're like just how it feels all the fucking time. Am I in time? Am I right? Am I wrong? Am I right? Oh man, uh, what else? What else is I'm going out of town. I've got these things for sale. I got these fucking hoodies you can busy by.

Speaker 1:

And uh, oh, I saw the other day at story of the year my favorite band. If you don't know that, why are you here? I saw that they were recording music the other day and I God, I saw the other day at Story of the Year my favorite band. If you don't know that, why are you here? I saw that they were recording music the other day and God, I hope they make one of those good albums, not one of the shit albums. I want them to make one of the good ones. I hope when they're recording music it's like ba-da, ba-da, ba-da. Ooh, I've been writing a song for them.

Speaker 1:

They still won't reach out and ask me if I can have lyrics. I'm, I'm got them. Guys, I got the. I have the next album very much written down in my head. All you have to do and reach out Most of the songs. I have a couple of songs about sleeping on the floor. Until the day I floor, I will not sleep. No more for you, you know.

Speaker 1:

So I got all that shit going on and, uh, I am just loving it in austin, like I had, uh, the friends who came out. They were like dude, you seem like you're having fun in austin. I'm like. I am like it's a great time, it's such a good moment. Like in comedy, everyone's like a good hang. Not everybody, but even the people who sucked at hanging at first they're coming around, the people who were jackasses to me at first and didn't know that I am so good at comedy and making the fart farts. They're now like, hey, what's up, bobby? I'm like, oh, it's very interesting Because the first night I was here I was like what's up? And they literally walked away. There's a guy who was like, hey, what's going on? I was like, oh, do you do kill tony a lot? And he literally raised his eyebrows and walked away. I was like, all right. And then I was hanging out at creek in the cave, and he comes. I was like, oh man, what's your name?

Speaker 2:

I was like dickhead, obviously.

Speaker 1:

And then I farted and shit my pants and I go that's what you get. That's what you get when you let your heart win Whoa. That's what you get when you let your fart win. Oh, I tried to fart and shit out all of my intestines. But that's what you get when you fart and chart Whoa, oh, paramore, ooh, paramore, ooh, mi amor. My love is my fart. I love to fart, I love to do, I love farting. I, yeah, I've been eating prunes, so my farts are top notch. My farts are full, gas Full. Just Like I did one of those farts the other day that when I farted, no one even asked if it stank, because it actually sounded healthy. Bob, we're actually going to turn the podcast off because we're throwing up. I would too. It's almost done. Don't even worry about it. Just don't worry about it. Come all ye faithful. It's almost Christmas.

Speaker 1:

Unless you are a child, it's just stressful, like I was, literally like the other day. I was like I need to buy a t-shirt if I'm gonna, I have like these headshots I need to do, but I didn't. We didn't do them. We didn't do them. I was supposed to get a haircut, did not work. Um, which totally understands sometimes, totally understand. Sometimes, you know, sometimes you're gonna cut someone's hair and you have to leave work. You know you got to be like, hey, I can't work at this place anymore. I hate jobs too. So I understand. But then I looked like it was like the only job I would get. If they're like, hey, we're, we need people to be extras in an, in an audience for a death metal band, then I could be a guy in the audience. But I'm not. They're not hiring me to be like the new guy.

Speaker 1:

For, like the dad who takes his kids to Disney, to Disney, I'm just like, hey, kids, are you guys ready? And they're like yeah, right, dad, you're not taking us to Disney. You fucking sleep on the floor. Dad, you're fucking poor and gross Dad, gross dad. None of us want to know. We're not going to Disney. Imagine you give your kids Disney tickets and they go yeah, right, bitch. Yeah, we're going to Epcot. Yeah, you sleep on a cot. We're not going to Epcot, you sleep on it. Here's the thing we're not going to. What's the mountain one? I don't know, I don't. I've never been to Disneyland Cause my parents were poor. They went by themselves, they got, they got married and then they had me got married and then went to Disneyland and they were like shit, we forgot him.

Speaker 2:

My baby boy. We forgot a boy.

Speaker 1:

Oh, my good Goddamn. Oh my good goddamn. I have nothing left to say. I have nothing. I have nothing. I have nothing of value. It's a very good maria banford line. Please get away, I have nothing of value.

Speaker 1:

Um, yeah, so I'm excited. Yeah, come out tonight, come see us at the dirty show and then come see us in Tulsa or Bricktown, if that's where you live. Come out and see me and Erica Rhodes doing the yuck yucks. I'm going to be selling some merch. I got some stickers, I got some new stickers in the biz, so come out and get those. And, yeah, just come hang out, follow comedy. Because could it be any better? Probably, because is could it be any better? Probably, probably. But will it? Maybe? But right now is it fun for sure. But are you gonna keep answering your own? Yeah, I uh.

Speaker 1:

I haven't been practicing my backflips, but that's something I am gonna do, that I gotta do this weekend. Maybe there's something you're looking forward to. The thing I'm looking forward to is quitting smoking the vape. Very soon. I'm gonna quit smoking that vape and then I'm gonna start. I've been stretching. I'm gonna practice my backflips. Why, who knows? I just think everyone should be able to backflip.

Speaker 1:

When I was a kid, I was like 16, and I remember being like or no, I was like. So I was. I was younger and I remember being like when I'm 16, I'll probably be able to do a backflip because it seems like all the ninja, turtles and power rangers could do it and my mom was like a gymnast before, um, my dad did what he did to her and so, um, she was a gymnast and she worked at mcdonald's. She was gonna, she was probably gonna be in the Olympics pregnant. I don't know, is that a rule? I'm winning gold for two. Can you be pregnant? And Can you be nine months pregnant and swim like in like the swimming thing, like just be fully pregnant and do like the slalom? And people are like well, bobby, that's not really smart. I'm just asking like, okay, google, can an Olympian perform if they are pregnant?

Speaker 2:

On the website euronewscom. They say there have been pregnant Olympians and Paralympians before, though the phenomenon is rare for obvious reasons. Still, most stories have been of athletes competing far earlier in their pregnancies or not even far enough along to know they were expecting.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, that makes sense. But we would really like, yeah, just like I don't know, not like like to see, like, as I say that I'm like whatever, but just like someone that's so determined that even like, whenever they go to like do the thing, their baby gets in like that form too, and they're like let's go, I'm swimming in here and you're swimming out there for two. I need to get so much done today. I have, fucking god, I have so much to do. You probably do too, because it's the holidays. You have so much to do and it's so easy to put that off and just instead have hot cocoa and put on some socks and feel like it's snowing in your own apartment because they don't know how to fix the heat. And until they fix the heat, you'll just wear your merch around your own apartment and you'll be happy to do that. You and you'll be happy to do that. You'll be very, very, very, very happy.

Speaker 1:

So come see me on the road with Erica Rhodes. Come see me all over Austin. Come see me, have fun. Come all ye faithful, go, follow your dreams. I highly recommend following your dreams. I highly recommend doing exactly what you want to do. Listen into a little bit of Alan Watts having some coffee, not too much. It makes you poop, it's a diuretic, makes you pissed too, makes you piss and shit all your piss and shit out, which is seems good, but sometimes you're not ready to piss and shit all that shit and piss out. So if you ever feel like that, just know you aren't alone and God loves you, and he invented shitting and pissing for a reason. So if you ever feel like that's a burden, it's just God's love. Pissing and shitting is just the love of God shining down and we're lucky to have it. So thank you, god bless. Happy holidays, happy life, happy wife, happy knife. I didn't like that and I'm not going to cut it out, though that's just how it's going to end. Kisses, love, ya Bye.