Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox

#74 Lovitz or Leave Itz | Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox

• Bobby Jaycox

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Ever thought your dad wrote a Metallica song? I sure did, and it was those quirky family moments that shaped my love for music and comedy. Join me on a hilarious journey from my Texas roots to the vibrant city life of Austin, where the art of people-pleasing reached new heights—literally—when a friend's mishap led to my broken arm. Laughter is our guide as we explore the peculiar blend of Southern charm and modern living, all wrapped up with an invitation to my live shows at the famous Velveeta Room.

What if we stopped booing and started celebrating success? Let's challenge the norm by rethinking the way we view public figures, from athletes to pop sensations like Taylor Swift. Reflect on how our identities and upbringing shape the way we engage with sports and entertainment. Through a playful look at childhood dreams and societal expectations, we'll question why negativity often overshadows dedication and passion.

Speaking of legends, imagine sharing a stage and sushi with Jon Lovitz! Hear tales from my unforgettable weekend performing alongside this comedy icon, including his priceless advice on navigating the entertainment industry. From the thrill of a clean set to the joy of making Jon laugh, it's a story of growth, gratitude, and unexpected camaraderie. As the episode wraps up, I express heartfelt thanks for your support through Patreon and merchandise purchases, cherishing the connection and laughter we share.

Speaker 1:

Come see me live in Austin, texas, on June 6th and 7th. I will be at the Velveeta Room. Please come and see the shows. You can get your tickets now at theveveetaroomcom. Thank you. Here's the episode Swipe. That didn't happen.

Speaker 2:

Welcome back to another episode of Discombobulated. Welcome back to another show that doesn't matter. Welcome back to a show from a psycho. Welcome back to a show ain't about shit. It's kind of like if Seinfeld was worse and a podcast was it worse than Seinfeld? I don't know, I've never seen Seinfeld?

Speaker 1:

I fuck it. Of course I've seen Seinfeld, duh, if, if you're, if you haven't seen Seinfeld, you're definitely not a redneck. Oh my God, oh my god.

Speaker 2:

Oh my god damn. How are you Welcome back? Your dreams will take it out. Welcome back, welcome back.

Speaker 1:

My dad used to sing that song while in the car, like he wrote it. Do you guys have dads like that? That they would. My dad used to. I 100 thought. My dad wrote um, uh, the metallica song. What's the? What's the one where the? Is it one where in the middle they're like? Now I lay me down to sleep now I lay me down as that was, like that was our, that was.

Speaker 1:

My first connection with my dad was through uh music, and I feel like that's how most people are. If you grew up, um, in, not the south, but if someone asked you where you were from, you would say the south, because that's what everyone would say, because that's where they want to be from. You ever met someone from the top of Texas? They think they're from the middle of Texas. As soon as you cross the border at the top, where there's that little sliver of Texas, that's like oh, it looks like their collarbone got popped out of place. When you drive through that, as soon as you stop, people literally like got gas, and it's like yee-haw, you're at gas city or whatever. I went inside and the lady was like so I just got done roping cattle, I pump what well? The pumps are cattles you gotta, and you have to milk it yourself. Oh, you're not used to milking your own gas. City slicker, city slicker. What a shit slur. Hey, I'm not that slick in the city, I've been robbed. Hey, I'm not that slick in the city, I've been robbed. So you better get your shit together before you shit. Talk me, but that's it, yeah. Yeah, I feel like most people only relate.

Speaker 1:

Did I hear a beer open? Or was that just me sitting backwards and my back cracked? I'm at. Sounded like a can of Lone Star. That's the beer down here. In case you're wondering, the beer everyone drinks down here looks like it's the beer from fucking the Simpsons. It looks like. It looks like Duff beer. You're like is that for a cartoon? They're like no, this is real beer. It's blue. It says lone star. There's a star on it. There's nothing else on it. There's no new. There's you. There's no nutritional facts. You go to look for nutritional facts and it's like what are you a fucking? It's not good. It goes, get out of here. With looking for nutritional facts, they go you're a nutritional fact. What is that? Oh, it's the rain outside. Sorry, it's raining here. Sorry, it's raining here. What am I talking? I got to stop. I think I'm going to stop. I got to stop saying sorry, like.

Speaker 1:

I think like I'm such a people pleaser, and I saw a tweet the other day that was so perfect. It's like oh'm such a people pleaser, and I saw a tweet the other day that was so perfect. It's like oh, you're a people pleaser. How many people are pleased with you, but I was with my buddy, joe, and I broke my arm. And when I broke my arm he started freaking out. You know all due respect, he cares about me. I'm not shitting on. You know I'm being like he was. You know I'm not like he was freaking out. He was just like what the fuck? And I go, joe, are you okay? And he goes. He's asking if I'm okay. Like I broke my arm and I was like are you okay? And then he goes is your arm broken? I go, let me check. And I remember I touched it and I was like 100 and yeah, and then we took an uber. We took an uber to the uh hospital story for another day.

Speaker 1:

How was your super bowl sunday? The thing that we all celebrate, and I and is everyone has fun and no one gets in arguments and it's almost. It's almost as if it can. Is that our christmas? And if so, I'm skipping it also. But still, isn't it better? You like choose the friends you want to be around, you get to pick the food you have. You don't like have to make turkey and it's like.

Speaker 1:

It's like because then thanksgiving, you're like your family's, like I think we, I think my family was. They came over here on the mayflower. It's like we all somehow came over the mayflower, which means we're like all sisters or whatever. And so we, we, on thanksgiving you go, it's like you know, you're like we gotta do this. And then christmas we gotta do this.

Speaker 1:

And even new year's, a little bit, is kind of like we have to do this because it's kind of like it's like valentine's day is like with your love, but like new year's eve is like whoever you can find to love. Like new year's eve is like a little like it's always a little scandalous. You know, I don't know new year's eve I don't really trust. Like every year on new year's eve because everyone's like right before they're like I'm gonna be a different person. And then, as soon as it's over, they're like oh fuck, I actually feel worse than I did before. I'm. It's good if I I should start planning that, just to be like what's, what are your goals next year? I'm like to have less. And people are like well, that's not smart. I'm like I'm already doing better. You just start buying beers.

Speaker 2:

You're like no one's better than me this new year do you want to be better than everybody this new year?

Speaker 1:

then listen to bob um, but who gives a shit? Um, yeah, how was your? The super bowl it's fun. The super bowl is fun. I literally I really don't care. Like I'm not, I wasn't really for like either team. I do like I like watching a game whenever, like I don't even care. I kind of like root for whoever is like down. Do you know what I mean? Like at the beginning it's like, oh, okay, well, everyone kind of like it kind of seems like Kansas city was favored, I don't know. And then so you're like, well, let's go Philly. And then they start getting this huge, like monstrous. You know score.

Speaker 1:

I played football, but I don't. I still don't talk like that. You don't have to. There's no rules on talking about football. You can say feet. You don't have to say yards, you do have to know how to convert it. But yeah, and so it's just like it's a fun, it's a.

Speaker 1:

It's something that I was like I guess I should watch it. I don't know, you kind of like want to watch it, so I'll watch it for a little bit, but then it's like it's the best to not be invested. It's the only one where you're like not invested Cause you're like, yeah, I'm not, like I didn't play. I. Even if you played football, you're like I don't care, I just don't. It's hard, for I can get really invested while watching skateboarding, but it's like I guess we all have our things we like to watch, but also I don't watch skateboarding, like this fucking idiot. Oh, you couldn't do a thing I couldn't do perfectly, you fucking idiot.

Speaker 1:

I never understood that my dad, I remember, would like watch football and and I was always just like I don't feel like that. Like I think when I was a kid I was probably like non-binary or something, but like I grew into myself, I grew into Bobby, but I was like when I was a kid, I was like I don't really feel like that. I don't feel like that. So, uh, my dad, he'd be like catch the fucking ball and it's like for one, that's like duh, Like it's like, and it's like you didn't even get close to that. It's like. I've been on stage and if you're a comic, this has happened where it's like you're doing good, like you're doing good, but the audience just isn't like on your side, like you can just tell the whole you didn't do great. The audience just like isn't on your side, but every once in a while. There's some guy that's like you're doing great buddy.

Speaker 1:

And you're like yeah, I know I do this all the time and it's like you'll watch, like or drop it.

Speaker 2:

Everyone's like yeah, ah, fucking idiot it's like you can't do that.

Speaker 1:

You know what the heck in hell am I talking about? Um, but yeah, so I like I did like watching the super. I felt like did I? Who cares about if you liked it or didn't like it or whatever? Because it's like if you didn't like it, like who I? There's times I don't like this. There's so many times I don't like any, so many things I don't like. At the suit, which one didn't?

Speaker 1:

I like I'm trying to think I don't know. It's always just like fun to watch. I'm not really good at uh shitting on things because I can't like think specifically what I don't like like about them, whatever. But I think whenever the whole audience like knew to say like a minor like that was that was so cool, and I know it's already been 24 hours and everyone already like whatever. But I've never really liked Drake. I feel like I'm so good at guessing who is good and not.

Speaker 1:

I really got to start listening to my gut Cause all my friends when I was growing up. It's like you don't like Kanye, I'm like I just not really I don't know. I don't really like, I don't know, and then it's like, and then I like I did get into Kendrick. I like Vince Staples, but there's so many guys that later people are like oh, like, yeah, I'm trying to think. I mean, I only I knew the songs of P Diddy that other people knew, but I wasn't like I don't know what, I can't even think of it. What's a p diddy? I don't care, my whole point is now points.

Speaker 1:

But the football game was, it was just fun to watch and uh, it was weird. Everyone booing taylor swift. I don't know, I just don't like. It's hard to, I don't shit on things and maybe I don't know it's like like, isn't that way more of a loser thing to do to watch Like. It's like cause, like you watch a, it's like a little girl just like had a guitar and had this dream and then she does what every little girl in the room is like. You know what I mean. Like, cause, we'd, even as a little boy, we would do it. My little brother, I would watch him like sing Shania Twain top of his lungs. I'm doing the same thing too. My dad's listening to share. We're all a little bit of a pop star in our head, you know. And uh, that girl did it.

Speaker 2:

And then like, tell me about it.

Speaker 1:

Like dates, like the football player that's in the Super Bowl. All the time she's in her. They live in arenas Like they have to go home from their arenas to their small fucking mansions compared to the arena, I don't know, honestly, are they big, I don't know but so they go back and it's like she's just at the game and they just show her. Can you Like? She's so fucking famous, she's so unbelievably famous that everyone booing her is like what people did to like troll. It's like that's the world we live in now, where everyone's we just troll.

Speaker 1:

It's you are, you are, you are either like the underdog and we like if that would happen for the philadelphia eagles, if they win two more times in a row, and what? And then hertz is at, the guy, I learned a couple. I'm like I'm like the cool girlfriend at a. I'm like I learned jj, or that's jaylen her right, okay, so uh, I just fucked everything up, um, but if he was at the game and then like waved and everyone's like all she did was follow her dreams and it's going really well for her and people boo her, and then they'll like, they'll show like a drunk guy, like shaking his belly, and everyone's like and it's like, just try it.

Speaker 1:

Why can't we try them both? Why do people people in the back of their head like they're like we gotta shit on something. Something must be shat upon. That's why, like when you, I mean, go to any, I can't even imagine what the soup. Maybe it's different there, because everyone like can afford eight thousand dollar tickets or whatever, but go to a sporting event like everyone's pissing everywhere, but in the toilet everyone's missing so you know, we're all everyone's just trash, it's so it's just weird.

Speaker 1:

Like it takes a lot for me to be like I really didn't like that. So I don't know, it was just fun to watch. And then, yeah, dude, the halftime, that was just so cool. I literally did anyone else, I was just fun to watch. And then, yeah, dude, the halftime, that was just so cool, I literally did anyone else. I was just like, was that fucking Serena, really Serena Williams? Because it was so quick. You were like I think that was, but how could he get? How did he get her to do that? And then it's like, because I don't know, because I don't follow Drake, I've never, I've never.

Speaker 2:

I didn't know. I didn't even know about it when he was on Degrassi because I didn't have cable growing up and so I didn't know he was on a Canadian trail.

Speaker 1:

Everyone's like you didn't watch Degrassi. I'm like no, it's crazy. So, um, yeah, I just I thought it was cool. I really I'm a big fan of kendrick. I just think he's awesome. I like uh. And then, like everyone was like afterwards it's so fun, like people go through it like a marvel movie and just they're like what's crazy is that there was a guy who actually went to high school with him, who was actually part of what you're supposed to notice because you forget about people and you're like what, everything's a video game controller and you're like I just thought it was really cool.

Speaker 1:

I am, I am I too, am I too much of a simple man, or is that okay to do? Like even how I watch the football game, like honestly, like things have to kind of be told to us now Because, like, I was watching it and I was like man, I kind of like how this looks and everyone's like the scoreboard looks like fucking shit, because it's just the number with a color there and before it was like you know, it's like has like a big logo and it's like got all these like different fading colors and all this stuff. And yeah, I just was like, oh, that looks simple and cool. And the next day I was like fucking sucks, look what it looked it used to look like. And I was like, oh, I guess it did look good. I think that's what you probably I needed to take more classes on, like persuasive essays, because, like I'm easily persuaded, like Because I'm easily persuaded, someone will tell me something I'm like great point.

Speaker 1:

And then someone will tell me something else I'm like fucking also great point. Maybe it's because I don't care about anything. I mean, I care about how people are treated and all that stuff, but people care more about the Eagles, for sure, than how people are treated. People are like you don't get it, they shouldn't have. I can't believe they traded that guy. Walks over a homeless person.

Speaker 2:

That's like shaking you don't get it, they the contract fucked him by millions of dollars.

Speaker 1:

Farts, homeless person sitting right there. It's just, that's how. That's the world we live in. I saw it. I saw it the other day. I saw, I saw it happen and I it was. I'm not even just just so many times you watch people be like this is what I would do if something happens, and instead everyone just freezes and you're like, no, uh, okay, well, because you're living in your imagination, that's what you think. That's not the truth. But, oh, dude, so this year the Super Bowl was in New Orleans, not all in.

Speaker 1:

And here's what was crazy is do you know that there's a? If you're watching the football game, you know whenever they cut back and they're like we're cutting back to the football association game by football, and there's like the the transformers robot, his name's Cletus and he's a real person. Know this? His name's Cletus. I didn't know that because I was like what's this guy's name? Because I was trying to look it up and I couldn't find it. But did you guys notice that he was doing it in New Orleans and he had robot beads and he, during commercial, they're like back to the football game and he, like as a transition, throws beads, which had me wondering was he throwing beads to robot tits or was he throwing it to real tits in New Orleans, like, was Cletus out there partying and do real tits because people created Cletus? Does he like real tits or does he like the fake tits because he's a robot? You know, like we have people who are like this is my wife and she's a robot, but the outside looks like a human. So what if you were a human dressed like a robot? That would probably get cleated us off right. The football player robot, that would probably get him off Right. And I was just thinking about this cause he was tossing beads during the super bowl. I wonder who the, the? I'll tell you what. I don't really understand how tariffs works. I don't really understand how, like, honestly, most things work, but the exchange rate for beads to tits has not changed at all. Only fans did not change that denomination. The like, the, the exchange rate. It's pretty universal.

Speaker 1:

Beads for tits. I've seen it happen St Louis, mardi Gras. You know I've been out while people were making the weirdest cake ever. They're like there's a baby in there. I'm like, why? So yeah, the exchange rate on that has not changed at all. And yeah, when I was a kid I I just remembered this I had like my mirror. You know, it's like I just had like a mirror, like on my dresser, and hanging off both sides was like as many beads as I could get.

Speaker 1:

Because I think when you were a kid you were like, oh, oh, I'm going to save these up, I'm going to save up all my beads, and then I'm going to go to Mardi Gras. I'm going to go to Mardi Gras in roughly six years with all my beads. And, yes, leis, if these, those, the lays you get from the dollar store, how those work. I'm not picturing how I'll toss them, but maybe those would be like ground floor level tits. But for the people that I'm tossing them to, I was like saving them and then like the beads would start to rub off and I'd literally be like are they gonna be upset? Like if, if. When I toss them, they're like are these from when you were in high school? I'm like, no Cause, those better not be from when. Oh my God, terrible. And some people listening to the podcast are like is that guy gay? And I'm like we're still figuring it out. I don't think so, but you can never really rule anything out, but I did have a great weekend overall.

Speaker 1:

I opened up, for I am just itching my nose and I know I feel like anytime someone itches their nose once everyone's like that guy's on cocaine. I'm like I've actually said no to it quite a lot because I don't know, if you know, we live it's back, we live in a time that's like it's. I've always said it's like the 80s, but I'm like it really is kind of like the 80s again and that I mean then good and bad, you know so, but I did, I had a great weekend. I got to, I did shows with John Lovitz all weekend and I've opened for him before, but this weekend we really we really kicked it off, we really had fun, we really seriously, seriously, it was good and we were hanging out.

Speaker 1:

And then he was like, hey, do you want to go grab dinner? And I was like a hundred percent, but I had another show and so then I had to like do something. I was just like, because it's like that's you want to. I was like, of course I want to hang out with an snl legend, but I have another show to do. And I told him he was like what? Of course I want to hang out with an SNL legend but I have another show to do. And I told him and he was like, what, fine, like he was joking. And then the next night I was like hey, I don't have the other show. He's like. I was like do you want to go to dinner? He goes, yeah, and I go. Cool, I was like I'd love dinner. He goes, I'm not stopping you. I was like let's go.

Speaker 1:

So then we got. I got to go have dinner with john lovitz. I ate sushi with the love man and it was uh, it was fun. It was so much fun. We got. We talked about, we talked about stand up, we talked about acting, we talked about, uh, comics. We both talked about chicks, which was actually funny because I feel like we both probably thought the other one was gay. Like when I'm talking to Lovitz, I'm like I think he thinks I'm probably gay and he's like I bet this guy thinks I'm gay. And then we like show photos of girls just to be like we're not gay. He was like my buddy's a realtor and he gets a lot. I was like let's go, but we had, we just had fun. I just love the guy guy and we had a lot of fun. We were.

Speaker 1:

It was like I was just telling him a story and when, all of a sudden, you're just like because I feel like you kind of have to live in a world of like honesty where it's like, if you try to, if you're trying to make another comic laugh, who you don't know, that's a weird game of jenga, it's a weird game of doing that. But if you're just being just be a person and just talk how you normally talk with your friends, and then all of a sudden, when that on it happens, you're just like dude, did I just make? Did I just make the guy from rat race laugh? But we were having fun and I was telling the story and it made him laugh and I was like, oh my god, dude, that's great. And then it was just like it was nice. And then he started asking questions about me. He's like you were really a firefighter. I was like, yeah, he's like I think that's incredible. And I was like what? I was like, yeah, dude, I was like that's so nice Cause you're, I think you're incredible. So it was an amazing time. It was an amazing time.

Speaker 1:

And then we ordered sushi and it was probably awesome, but I like I did my first bite and I was just like, hmm, like I'm talking to John Lovitz about like he's like explaining, acting to me, and I'm like, did they put on jalapenos in there? He's like the key to it's real simple, real simple kid. I just go, I put in, I literally put in a bunch of wasabi and the ginger at the same time to pen, to pens my cloud at. And then Cletus was our bartender and he comes over and he's fucking no, it was incredible. And then we were walking home and like I uh, or to his house, yeah, I fucked john lovitz. No, I'm like a dang out with john.

Speaker 1:

I was like walking him back and then I get him like close enough and people will just like run up and be like are you john lovitz? And they're like can I get a photo? And he takes photos. He's just it's like you know what I mean. And then I was like do you want me? You want me to make sure you get inside? And he goes no, and then he was like I think he even brought it up. He's like did you? He's like you asked for a photo For real. If you want to take a photo, I will. But then I was like yeah, and I was like we could do no, just like, put me, just make me say no. And I was like, all right, so he did it and he was like no, like yeah, he rules, it was fun, dude, I'm a very lucky guy.

Speaker 1:

I kind of realized that I was like there's so many people that I grew up like watching and stuff and I've opened for him him before, but we was so in like quick passing and it was kind of chaotic that we did not really get to like chat, chat. We didn't really get to chat gpt, you know, and uh, yeah, this time we did it was just, it was really nice. I think he could see that I was being really respectful of him and his time and I had done it. He was like it's like he literally like after my, after I got off stage, like I think, like after the like after the third time, he's like dude, you're doing great, he's like you're having a great night out there, because you do have to open for him and he's not clean but you have to be clean and some comics are like it's impossible and for me I'm like, well, I kind of learned how to do it and some things you can just clean up, like sometimes, if you just if the joke isn't that about fucking you can, it can be clean. Not everything or whatever has to be like that or whatever. So it was like fun to get to do that and work with a legend and then for it to work like to have an audience laughing when you're like, are they gonna fucking? Not like this, because it's not like how I normally tell it. I normally say fucking shit right here.

Speaker 1:

So but yeah, he told me some really incredible things. We were talking and he was like like here, watch, and like we did I'm not gonna bore you with it, but like it meant a lot to someone who, like I told him that I was like I've done like a little bit acting, but I was like it's incredible what you've done, like I even someone had him sign that thing from when he was like I I honestly don't even know what it is because I didn't have cable or whatever, but when he's like a cartoon, whatever that show is, and people have him sign it, I'm like, oh my God, yeah, he did that. Like you know, like I know him from certain things, but not that. What do I know him the most for, I feel like, for sure, snl, but I feel like I always knew him from what's that movie where they all they're like baseball players but they have to get like a rag tag team. That would. It's like I think it's like David Spade, nick Swordson, rob Schneider and I think it, and it's like they go to his house and he's like a billionaire, right, that's the one. That's that from when I was a kid, like that's the one. That's that from when I was a kid, like that's the one I remember.

Speaker 1:

But when we were walking and just talking about acting and him like trying to be like you should, like he was telling me books to read and then he was telling me like certain things he knew and then he was like he was talking about auditions and I think this is the part that I'll share with you guys. That like resonates with anything. He's like people, and people always will watch. You know someone who got a part instead of them or whatever, which you can relate to if you're like I want to accomplish this or I want to do this and then someone else gets it or a job promotion, whatever, and he was like the way you get. That is. And he was kind of telling me about this book that had like all these like different steps in it. But he was like if, if you tell someone these steps, they're like, well, yeah, of course, if you did that you'd get the job, and they're like well, then why don't you take it that seriously every time? And if you do that, that's how you get better, that's how people take you more seriously, that's how people see you're doing the work.

Speaker 1:

Got more specific into talking about like acting and stuff. But just getting to talk to a guy who's been in like countless movies, been on Saturday night live, like said quotes, that like I was texting people, that I'm like open with them and they're all sending me like their favorite quotes, you know. So, yeah, I'm just, I'm a very lucky guy and we had a lot of fun this weekend Me and him did we. It was, it was a very Me and him did it was very, very, very, very cool and I had fun at Cap City. So thank you to Cap City. They always have me and we always have so much freaking fun. So I loved it and sold out most of my merch and I need to get some new merch and I have people send me stuff to the PO Box, so thank you for sending me stuff. People who sent me stuff Got some stuff here here, got some stuff back there.

Speaker 2:

Um, this is a. Uh, this is a. Which one is this? This is one of those. What are they called? Poppets? No, what is this called?

Speaker 1:

a funko pop. Yeah, I got a funko pop from a buddy slash, from a buddy slash friend. Buddy first, fan second. Um, okay, so there's eight. You can get two, four um, but yeah, you can get a bunch of them, but he sent me this one, I think just to be funny, which I love, and he sent me the hermione granger as a cat, which is very serendipitous to me. And if you want to send me something, you can to po box 1782 one that's po box 1782 one, austin texas. Can you see that?

Speaker 1:

I can't po box 17821, austin, texas, 78760, that's po box 17. You heard it, um, and if not, you can rewind it. But, um, yeah, he sent that to me and when I was a dude, when I was a kid, I had, I think which ones do we have? We for sure had the second one, and I honestly think we had acquired the first one, like at some point. And those are like, definitely like the. They're not like the, they're not the worst ones, but like the first one.

Speaker 1:

It sucks compared to the other ones when you're growing up. But the second one I had, like someone you remember, when dvds, because it's like if someone, if part of it, got fucked up, you couldn't read the date, the data, the data got fucked up literally right at that part. So I was always like what the hell happens between this and this? And? And then I had to have a friend tell me and I remember watching that scene and being like damn. So he sent me that and I'm like God, life is so serendipitous. And if you're like that's a stupid story, I agree, but it was mostly to tell you that you can check it out and send me stuff at my PO Box, at PO Box 1782-1. I should figure out a better way to say it Austin, texas, 78760. If you send it anywhere else, you won't be a hero. You got to send it to me or the hero will drown.

Speaker 2:

Okay, okay.

Speaker 1:

I think we talked about everything. Did we talk? We've talked. No, on this podcast, we have talked about everything. So we're done, I'm done, I'm over this. I don't need this shit anymore. I don't need this. You think I need this? I do. You think I need you to sign up for my Patreon? I do. You think I need you to buy my merch? I do. You think I need you to buy my merch? You think I need you to come see me on tour? I do so. I don't, but I don't, I don't like need it. That's the episode. You're great. Kisses, love you.

Speaker 2:

Bye.