#78 LeMaire Lee | Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox

Two comedians sitting by a lake, desperately thirsty, manifesting water into existence – the perfect metaphor for the creative comedy life. Bobby J. Cox welcomes LeMayr Lee to Discombobulated for a sprawling conversation that's as refreshing as the water they eventually receive from a kind stranger.

The episode begins with unexpected revelations about their religious backgrounds, with LeMayr sharing stories of being a "fun Christian kid" who wore chicken suits for fundraisers and learned life lessons from the church uncles who cycled between jail and scripture. Both comedians confess their surprisingly late introductions to substances – LeMayr didn't drink until 21 (starting with a triple shot of Hennessy after a Burger King shift), while Bobby didn't try marijuana until 25.

Their discussion takes fascinating turns through pre-show rituals (LeMayr blasting WWE entrance music), the weird dynamics of comedy green rooms, and the creative projects they're developing. When LeMayr pitches his action-comedy movie concept "Legal Guardian" about a spy becoming guardian to his deceased wife's children while solving her murder, you can feel the creative wheels turning between these performers who clearly want to make more than just stand-up.

The episode's highlight comes when a stranger named Tyler appears on his bike, offering water and unexpected wisdom: "Make your life about being nice to other people, and you're going to wake up every morning with something to do that isn't superficial." It's a perfect moment of synchronicity that showcases what makes this podcast special – authentic conversation that finds profound moments within the seemingly ordinary.

Catch LeMayr Lee at Small Time Comedy Heist at Roscoe's on March 26th and follow both comedians as they continue bringing their unique perspectives to stages across the country. Just don't drink lake water, no matter how thirsty you get.

Transcript

Tour Dates Announcement

Speaker 1 0:00

I will be headlining the Velveeta Room in Austin, texas, on June 6th and 7th, that's this summer. Get your tickets at thevelveetaroomcom or at bobbyjcoxcom. The tickets all go to the same length anyway, yeah.

Speaker 2 0:16

I will be going on tour with the one, the only, cactus Tate. We are going on the road. You can see us in March. In March you can see us on March 14th and 15th. We have four shows at Hyena's Comedy Club in Albuquerque, new Mexico, on March 26th. You can see us at Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco, california. On March 27th you can see us at the Punchline in Sacramento, california, and then on April we are in.

Speaker 2 0:47

April. On April we're in March, but then when we get to April April 3rd, we will be at Levity Live in West Nyack, new York, and then on April 5th we will be at Soul Joel's Comedy Club in Pottstown, pennsylvania, and then on April 6th we will be in Petersburg Sorry, the Pittsburgh Improv the Pittsburgh Improv that is in Homestead, Pennsylvania, and then we have four shows on April 18th and 19th at Off the Hook Comedy Club that is in Naples, florida, and then we have four shows on the 25th and 26th at Wise Guys in Salt Lake City, utah, and then we also have a show on the 30th at the Brea Improv in Brea, california.

Speaker 2 1:36

Three two, one. That one was good.

Speaker 4 1:40

That was the one. Welcome back Another episode of Discombobulated Today. My guest, the one, the only. You probably know him. I've introduced him three times because we fucked up the one. Welcome back Another episode of Discombobulated Today. My guest, the one, the only. You probably know him. I've introduced him three times because we fucked up the thing, this episode's Groundhog Day?

Speaker 1 1:50

Yeah, it is.

Speaker 4 1:51

Yeah, it's been a while. You're like I don't think we were going to do this one anymore. Ladies and gentlemen, LeMayor Lee.

Speaker 1 2:00

Hello, what's up, buddy?

Speaker 4 2:01

I'm we were talking about being Christian and you said you were like a fun Christian kid, because I feel like I was a fun Catholic kid. Dude, I remember I wore a chicken suit all day, just to get people to buy barbecue chicken at the point for like a fundraiser. Yeah Well, all my buddies who were Christian, you guys had fun parts.

Speaker 1 2:21

I would go hang out and you guys did have cool mixers and shit like that. Nobody judged. You always wanted to hang around the uncles who like smoke cigs because they would tell you things.

Speaker 4 2:27

Oh yeah yeah, but yeah like I know what they're saying about the scripture, but not all of it.

Speaker 1 2:33

You don't have to follow all that, yeah, scripture ain't in prison, young blood dude, that's yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 2:39

So you thought like you didn't drink until you were 21.

Speaker 1 2:42

Actually, the scripture is the only thing he got in prison yeah, that, oh yeah, yeah, is that true?

Speaker 4 2:47

that's what they say. People are always like trying to prepare. So you didn't drink until you were 21?. Actually, the scripture is the only thing he got in prison.

Speaker 2 2:54

Yeah, oh yeah, is that true? That's what they say.

Christianity and Prison Scripture

Speaker 4 2:55

People are always trying to prepare for it and I'm like I would probably just, I don't know, I don't think I would end up there. Prepare for jail yeah, I wouldn't prepare for it. If I was going to go there, I'd probably just accidentally slip. What do you mean? Like, instead of going to jail and like learning how to be good in jail, I would probably just slip off a building or something.

Speaker 3 3:07

Yeah, right, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 3:11

Yeah. So I wouldn't get there and be like okay, I should probably learn the Bible. I didn't even learn it when I was at Catholic school, I'm not gonna learn it in prison.

Speaker 1 3:16

Yeah, that would be crazy, that'd be nuts. That is crazy.

Speaker 4 3:21

But dude, these uncles, like were these guys like cool guys? Because there was not really any cool dudes in Catholic school.

Speaker 1 3:28

They were like cool, but they would go back to jail. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 3:33

There is nothing more Christian than going to jail and coming out of jail. Yeah, You're like. I did my time and the Lord was there the whole time. Yeah he saved me. Which the Lord has to be pissed, to be like, fuck, like. I know I'm supposed to be with you, but I know we were gonna be in prison. He doesn't get that mad. I don't think, dude. That would be crazy. If god was like is this, you're telling me his time's not up?

Speaker 1 3:53

yeah, yeah, dude, god is a lawyer, would be crazy.

Speaker 4 3:57

Oh yeah, god yeah, yeah, he comes down and protects you. You're on her, I object and floats and the guy's like, okay, okay, you're shining like a fucking star. Yes, I am. Yeah, that would be cool if he did. He comes back and they're like dude, second coming of Christ. This time he is a lawyer.

Speaker 1 4:12

He's got those billboards.

Speaker 2 4:14

Everybody's innocent.

Speaker 1 4:15

Yeah, how did he go to Sully his?

First Drinking Experiences

Speaker 4 4:17

name. Yeah, you're like dude, did you get Jesus? You're like no, I got like a good lawyer and like that sucks, that sucks.

Speaker 1 4:23

You just got a good lawyer I got jesus brother dude, that's crazy, but yeah you were saying that you. You said you didn't drink before you were 21 no not until I was 21 I didn't smoke pot till I was 21. Dude, I didn't smoke pot until I was like 25.

Speaker 1 4:36

Really, yeah, I was in, uh, san francisco, and I was like, and it was the first time it was legal, and I was like, all right, I'm gonna just do it, yeah, and I did it, I was like, and it was the first time it was legal and I was like, all right, I'm going to just do it, yeah, and I did it and I was like, oh yeah, I remember like hearing something like ah, you know, like in movies, yes, like it literally turned you on.

Speaker 4 4:52

You were like, wait a second, whoa, whoa a thing I found I have to have all the time. Yes, I was before. Yeah, like even drinking the first time's fun, but I don't think it's as fun as smoking pot. Your first time yeah, like when you drank, you drank on your birthday was it in philly um?

Speaker 1 5:11

when did it? Now, because I didn't. On my birthday, I bought a bottle of wine yeah, you're like I'm gonna go not.

Speaker 4 5:18

Would you get a bottle of red?

Speaker 1 5:20

uh, yeah, I stuck it in the freezer. I got off of a hot shift at Burger King. I was like it's my birthday, let me get a bottle of wine. I'm not going to drink, I left it in the freezer, but I did take a triple shot of Hennessy with my bro Mark. That was pretty nice. That was my first drink. That was my first drink ever.

Speaker 4 5:42

A triple shot of Hennessy. That's a crazy way to get inducted into drinking Went nothing to me though Guy, like me, was like what is this water?

Speaker 1 5:50

Yeah, for real no.

Speaker 4 5:52

I'm going to say that I don't care who you are. That's crazy yeah.

Speaker 3 5:57

I did the same thing. I thought I was like I was like whiskey.

Speaker 4 5:59

I was like I think I'm supposed to like this and I did it. I'm like I definitely don't like this. I still don't like shots.

Speaker 1 6:04

It's hard finding a drink. Dude, you don't like shots.

Speaker 4 6:07

I don't like shots. I mean I do them with people. I definitely I still do them with if people are going to do them, and I also don't pick my own. Whatever what everyone's doing, I'll do that shot. I just think I like what were we talking about?

Speaker 3 6:23

like it, just it feels kind of crazy but I do.

Drinking Habits and Video Games

Speaker 4 6:25

I still will do them sometimes, but I'm never the one picking them out or buying them do, you do shots, like if you go out for a night, are you doing a shot, or do you do a shot before you leave? Yeah, I don't do that. I've never really been that. I tried to do that when I first got my first apartment and I literally was like definitely not gonna keep doing this I don't really drink at home.

Speaker 1 6:42

No, yeah, I only have like one beer and I'm good. Yeah, I like water and soda, me too.

Speaker 4 6:47

Yeah, but not even so yeah, I just I don't at home drinking like my buddies who do that. They're like I just sit at home and I'll like watch tv and drink.

Speaker 3 6:53

I'm like what yeah?

Speaker 4 6:55

how what getting confused in your own house sucks when you're just standing there like watching your water boil.

Speaker 1 6:59

I'm playing video games. I'm trying to stay concentrated. Yeah'm already smoking weed. I don't need to be cross-faded, losing ranked matches in Street Fighter.

Speaker 4 7:06

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 7:07

Getting fucking.

Speaker 4 7:08

You saw me at Fortnite dude, that's what I was just going to say. Dude, when I walked in I was like I did that knock where he was like. It was like come in. But then I opened the door and I saw why because you were so knee was just you and them. Did you get them? No, they got me. I was two, I got third place. Damn yeah, where was the other guy? I didn't see another guy. No, I revealed myself too early. Were they hiding as like a trash can or something? Probably?

Speaker 3 7:31

I've seen that.

Speaker 1 7:32

I know they do that yeah yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 7:35

Yeah, I uh, I've been playing madden and I fucking suck at that. I just like video games fell off for me when I like lived on my own and I was like how much is a console? Madden sucks, because you actually learned football, you know, yeah, you actually learn how to uh read x's and o's yeah, yeah, like when you're playing fortnight you don't actually have to reload the gun, but here you have to be like am I gonna go? I have to do an audible like I have.

Speaker 1 7:57

Yeah yeah, you know like you gotta reload every time you get a kill reload, so yeah, but you know, whatever, whatever.

Speaker 4 8:04

No, I guess you're right. I mean specifically, you're not putting it in the gun.

Speaker 3 8:07

But then you're picking everything One, two.

Speaker 1 8:12

That would be sick. I saw this thing today. Today, it was the Last of Us. Sony has this VR thing for them, where they have this new controller. It's called the Motion. No, it's very sensual, though it looks like a penis. I can't remember. And what's this thing do? It's just like a new controller where, if you're in VR, it has more sense. It can sense more. If you're in VR, it has like more sense it can like sense more and like.

Speaker 4 8:46

It can like tell, like if you're actually like, instead of turning too far to the right or something.

Speaker 1 8:50

Yeah, I don't know man, I got to find it. It looks fucking phallic, it looks phallic as hell.

Speaker 4 8:58

I'm like, hey guy, bring the water. Pull it up.

Speaker 1 9:05

I'm like, hey, can you pull that up on the video? Thank you, I'll send it to you later. But it was crazy because I was looking at it. I was like how does this help? What does it do? And it looked like it just gives you more feedback, so like if you're holding it, it feels like you're actually holding a gun. Okay, but it looks like a cock. It looks like a fucking giant dildo that sucks, dude.

Speaker 4 9:21

Every vr game I've played isn't that fun. I feel like it's too much. Do you like VR games?

Speaker 1 9:26

No, I just. I went to the pawn shop. I got a $50 headset. Shouldn't have did that. That was my mistake.

Speaker 4 9:32

No, someone decided they didn't want that in their life anymore. That's not something you need to put over your eyes. Nah, it's fine.

Speaker 1 9:38

Nah, you're right, you're right.

Speaker 4 9:41

You're absolutely right. And then what do you play on there? Like shooting games?

Speaker 1 9:45

No, I haven't. It doesn't work.

Speaker 4 9:46

Oh, it didn't even work at all.

Speaker 1 9:48

No, I want to work on my computer. I got to get a new computer. Yeah, me and Pete, we bought an Xbox at a pawn shop and it had a trans porn DVD in it. Whoa, yeah.

Speaker 4 10:03

Yeah, yeah. And then you're just like, hey, I don't think it works, I'm gonna fix it. If you want to like leave the apartment, I'm gonna like fix. I'm gonna like fix this for a while. Yeah, it's broken. If you want to get the fuck out of here, yeah, please leave.

Speaker 4 10:15

That's cool, that's that sounds like someone left that in there on purpose. Yeah, it was a gift, because that would be something crazy to be like man. I really want, really want to watch that. Oh fuck, I pawned off my favorite transport. That's cool. Yeah, dude, did you watch it or did you just?

Speaker 1 10:31

think it's funny. Did you have to keep it? It's face down on the whatever. The TV thing goes on.

Speaker 2 10:38

TV stand.

WWE Dreams and Wrestling Stories

Speaker 1 10:39

Yeah, and anytime someone comes over, we're like, oh yeah we got this one thing you think we're gonna.

Speaker 4 10:50

you're gonna like, yeah, this, this was for you, it's your gift, yeah, this is for you. And then you put it on and yours like, okay, I got the high score.

Speaker 1 10:53

I got the high score, the train.

Speaker 4 10:54

VR game high score, dude, that's yeah.

Speaker 1 11:00

Dude, do you ever?

Speaker 4 11:01

play do? My roommate plays a lot. I come home and he was playing Red Dead Redemption and and I was like let me try to play this. And I was like, dude, this game is too much. And also it's from the 1800s and legitimately, the guy in the game who sleeps outside has more money than I have right now, which is crazy. They're like dude. He has like 20 grand. I was like how the fuck did he get that back?

Speaker 1 11:19

then, what the fuck is this guy doing? Yeah, do you ever play? He's living a good life. Those games are too long for me.

Speaker 4 11:26

That's what I said, dude. I always feel like I know gamers love those. I'm like, while I'm playing it, I'm like I really don't need to go to Missouriville or whatever.

Speaker 1 11:34

Yeah, I don't need to live this guy's whole fucking life.

Speaker 4 11:36

I like NFL Blitz, I like old school games yeah let's go, blitz, fucking rips. Blitz is so Dude. I was very fucked up and I was like standing there and my buddy was like hey, are you okay? I was like no, and he goes, let's play nfl blitz. I was like how much does it cost?

Speaker 2 11:53

he's like dude, it's free so we got to play arcade nfl blitz dude, that was like in st louis this was

Speaker 4 11:59

right before I moved an arcade, it would do it rule dude having the arcade version. But yeah, I don't know like I like video games, but I don't know like I come home and my roommate's playing them all the time and I just can't. I feel like when I'm as I get older and I get that, it's like a way to unwind, but whenever I do it, I'm always like I should probably be doing my taxes or something. I always feel like I'm do you, do you have that in your head?

Speaker 1 12:19

yeah, yeah, but a little bit of guilt about a month before the taxes dude, I got like five years that I gotta catch up on. I got really yeah I'm gonna skip the whole pandemic.

Speaker 4 12:30

I'm gonna start next year yeah I'm gonna start next year I, that's what I say every year. And then I'm like every year I'm like I'm gonna start writing down my write-offs, and then I'm like, what is a write-off?

Speaker 1 12:38

yeah, dude, I feel like, uh, you just get like rocket money and then it's like export dude, I don't know. I feel like it's easy to. I don't know, it's not easy. I need a guy, I guy. I want a man, I want a tax man.

Speaker 4 12:51

Dude, legitimately, I'll give you my guy. He's awesome. Yeah, he's in St Louis and he goes. Dude, send me the comics that you know. I'll try to get him all the help I can get with getting their money that they should get, Dude hell yeah, he rules dude, dude.

Speaker 1 13:00

I don't know, he plays hockey.

Speaker 4 13:12

He's great. Hey, do I get to keep my tax? Guy like, can I keep al al rules? Oh, I need a new al. This is how good al is. I told him I was like dude, if I'm on the road and it's legal if I buy weed, like we smoke it in the green room. He's like, yeah, you can write that off. And I go let's say we go to like establishment where people are dancing but their clothes aren't on. He goes no, you cannot write off strip clubs. I was like, damn it. So like this guy's cool, he'll help you write off the right stuff but what if you're like contributing to a, a young lady's uh?

Speaker 4 13:33

education, or if she's funny. It's like a write-off, like if you're funny, like we were talking about comedy, like that's a write-off, like as long as you were talking about business.

Speaker 1 13:39

Yeah this is perfect, like dude she was so funny yeah yeah are you a strip club guy?

Speaker 4 13:46

no, not at all. No, I hate him, you hate him. Yeah, I just like you've never been with bob. I mean, it's a fun time.

Speaker 2 13:52

I have a great time we should go.

Speaker 1 13:53

We gotta go to saugee and st louis man, I can't, I just it's just like, uh, I don't like to tease, and then it's just literally throwing away money no, it's going to.

Speaker 4 14:06

You just said it's going to a good cause, but that was a goof, we were goofing.

Speaker 1 14:12

If strip clubs were tax write-off-able. Maybe I think about it a different way.

Speaker 4 14:18

You're right, Dude does that mean if you go to Canada and you get a prostitute, you can write it off. It has to be because it made your show better and it's legal out there, is it really? Yeah, I'm going to Canada, you can just go on the website. That's cool. I just got so much more excited about Canada. I didn't know you could do that.

Speaker 1 14:37

Yeah.

Speaker 4 14:37

Well, because they say that you can do it in Nevada, but it's not in Las Vegas, it's only in certain counties. Yeah, and you drive by. If you stop by one of those places, you are a weirder guy than me, dude you are a weirder guy than me, dude, they're scary looking. And I mean that in every respect to the word.

Speaker 1 14:52

It's like a guy who's dropped by us and took a look, dude, yeah.

Creative Process and Movie Ideas

Speaker 4 14:56

It's just like it literally is. Just you look off in the distance and you see like it's just like a trailer. Dude, I've been getting this weird.

Speaker 1 15:02

Instagram video. I don't know why. It's funny. I watch them. It's weird. It's watch them. It's weird. It's just this guy, him and his bros. They go to massage places. They're like, uh, let me get the tuggy and then they give them the tug usually they're like okay, okay, yeah and it was crazy.

Speaker 4 15:22

See, now I'm not into those. I think those are gross. Yeah, my buddy asked me he's, so we were in. When he moved to st lou was like, dude, I got one of those happy endings and I go. Oh, that's gross. He was like, do you want to go with me? And I go. No, he goes. Well, there's a shower and he goes, I'll pay for it if you get it. And I go. I could not imagine someone else giving me a shower and enjoying it, Just being like where are you from?

Speaker 3 15:51

That's where are you from, like that's crazy, dude.

Speaker 4 15:52

And then at the end being like do you just shower me, or?

Speaker 1 15:54

my balls. Do you shower my nuts or what's up?

Speaker 4 15:56

thank you for the wash, yes yeah, no, yeah, I like strip club because I like that. That's what I like about it is that it is kind of like that's where we're at, it's like a, we're like it's kind of fun, we're all having a good time. But then, to go to that, it gets so specific and direct where I'm like all right, and you just know, you gotta, I don't know I'm not in it.

Speaker 1 16:12

That scares me. That's business, that's too much business.

Speaker 4 16:15

Yeah, yeah way too much business. Yeah, I don't even want to call al about that, I don't even want to tell it, I can't even deal with it, but I gotta massage al yeah but well, dude, I met. Whenever we first met, we met in philly. Do you ever, uh, being in Austin, do you miss Philly sometimes?

Speaker 1 16:34

I miss my friends.

Speaker 4 16:35

Yeah, yeah, that's the hardest part.

Speaker 1 16:37

I miss the routine. I had too. The routine was nice yeah.

Speaker 4 16:41

Well and Philly, you guys have a good hang Like it is one of the best hangs I've been and it's only been a couple times I've been there, but every time we've been there it's a. We've never left the club before the sun was in the sky.

Speaker 2 16:50

yeah, like it's a I mean that in a fun way, like everyone's having fun yeah some of you are outside talking, some of you are inside talking.

Speaker 4 16:57

Everyone's like it's a great time dude yeah so yeah you, yeah there's. It's a good good hang and some of the fun legit. I'm not just saying this because you're from there. From there, that was a cop dude. You can't be scared of bike cops.

Speaker 4 17:08

He's just bringing us water, dude damn, that was yeah yeah, but philly has some of the funniest dudes I've ever seen and like in the round when we're just sitting around hanging out some of the funniest people dude, yeah, yeah it's a cool city, it's a nice suit, but I do miss helium philly.

Speaker 4 17:22

Helium was nice, yeah, yeah yeah, we just did it on the road and we had a. Yeah, we had a great time yeah hell, yeah got to. Got to see Ryan Shaner got to hang out, hell yeah, with no mustache. Dude? No, he, I think he did when we were there. He seems like one of those guys. He shaves his hands back by the night. Dude, those things are big dude. He's the. I like green room bits yeah I hate.

Water Savior and Random Encounters

Speaker 4 17:48

That's what tatum said. She was just. She was like. I went to a green room the other day and everyone was kind of like uptight. I'm like I can't do it like that. Yeah, I have to be like I get like getting ready for the show, but part of me getting ready for the show is doing bits being silly fucking around uptight group is kind of very lame.

Speaker 1 18:02

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's me who has it fun yeah, I've done, I've shot.

Speaker 4 18:07

I did a couple things where I've like shot something for like something and the green room was so weird that I've like left and went outside and smoked weed and I'm like, let me know what I'm about to go on yeah legitimately, because I was like I feel watching everyone like and like start doing, like half jumping jacks, I'm like you don't even do those on stage yeah, why are you getting so ready?

Speaker 1 18:24

yeah, my buddy jeremy, I think you're ready to stand like this yeah, yeah, yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 18:29

People right before. Yeah, watching people before a show would make me nervous. When they get nervous, yeah yeah, I'm like I can't do that. Do you have any like? I don't have any like routines I do before the show, except for like I try to get right now it's a main event jay uso's theme song from the wwe.

Speaker 1 18:56

It just makes you feel real nice.

Speaker 4 18:57

Yeah, before I go up. Yeah, how's it go? Uh, I would kill if you could do a rendish it's uh, it's uh.

Speaker 1 19:01

It goes in the in the key of uh, e I believe it's just me ooze day one ish. It's just me oo Oos day one-ish. It's just me Oos day one-ish. It's just me Oos day one-ish.

Speaker 4 19:17

I get how you listen to that over and over.

Speaker 1 19:19

Yeah, hell, yeah, yeah, that's pretty much it. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 3 19:22

Yeah, and then you listen to that, but it's more than that.

Speaker 1 19:24

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 19:25

But do you listen to that at home, like right before you go up? Uh, I listen to it on the car yeah, over me too.

Speaker 1 19:30

Yeah, I'll jam some story of the year, yeah, yeah I'll get something going heavy for sure, yeah.

Speaker 4 19:35

But once I get to the club then I'm like as soon as I walk in I gotta be like in the zone, because once you watch, people start like zoning out and being weird do you have an extra water? Do you have any more water, sir? Sir, we would have killed for some water. Shit. Alright, we'll get water. And we were surrounded by it. You do not want to drink that, why not? You would get sick immediately. How sick? Hospitalized sick, probably, yeah, you're not supposed to drink that.

Speaker 3 20:02

What's wrong with the?

Speaker 4 20:03

lake. It has a bunch of Remember how we were saying birds poop in it and stuff.

Speaker 1 20:06

Yeah, so that's in there when you drink it. But like I'm superhuman, a guy like me doesn't get sick over here often here's the thing I think you might.

Speaker 4 20:13

I agree when someone's superhuman, but I think when it comes to water, I do think that's like literally the only thing I think you could eat. Like you're like I found this dead fish on the. You're like and I ate it. And I'd be like, damn, you're crazy. But but I was like but didn't have any water on it. It should have been dry. That would be a little bit better.

Speaker 1 20:30

Dude, is there? Uh, is there like a? What if I had a life straw?

Speaker 4 20:34

no, a life straw you could do, yes, but I'm here's the thing. I don't trust a life straw, really, no, really, even at the end of the world, I'm like kill me, I'm not drinking out of a life straw, man, I just gotta, I wouldn't drink out of my tap water.

Speaker 1 20:48

I wouldn't drink out of it you could have a filter water.

Speaker 2 20:50

I just got to filter water for it. I got to filter for it.

Speaker 1 20:53

I've been drinking it all the time. No more bottled water for me.

Speaker 4 20:56

I'm a free man, no more microplastics. Dude. I used to have filtered water and you can't taste the difference, but you do feel more like shit when you're drinking tap water.

Speaker 2 21:05

And that's what.

Speaker 3 21:06

I've been drinking.

Speaker 4 21:06

Every time I fill it up, I just go. I guess we hate ourselves Like I just.

Speaker 1 21:09

I know I hate myself today. Why did I do this to me? Yeah, it's a bad vibe, damn.

Speaker 4 21:16

Cowboy on the way with the waters. I tell you what if there is, if someone comes up and shares their water, they can be on the pod. There's at least 26 people.

Speaker 1 21:26

She even turned around.

Speaker 4 21:27

She's like I know they're going to ask for my water.

Speaker 1 21:29

Damn it, god damn.

Speaker 4 21:30

And she's even shaking her water a little extra to be like I have water. I can tell you guys are parched, Damn dude. Yeah, Bitch, oh my God Be gone. Sluts, Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 21:43

But, dude, you got to go to WWE too. I saw that hold the championship. That was crazy, Was it heavy?

Speaker 4 21:50

The belt, not for a guy like you.

Speaker 1 21:55

I'm glad I didn't have to say it. I mean, I know it.

Speaker 4 21:57

That's what I'm asking, I know for me, it would bring me to my knees, yeah.

Speaker 1 22:03

I don't know, I don't know why. I've always imagined holding it Not that way. But you know, like you really want to win it. Yeah, it counts though that counts.

Speaker 4 22:12

Yes, that counts, but do you still daydream Because I do it with certain things? I bet you do daydream about still legit somehow getting on WWE and winning the belt or something like that. Yeah, like as LeMaire.

Speaker 1 22:25

Yeah, I mean that's part of the reason I'm trying to get jacked right now.

Speaker 4 22:29

Yeah.

Speaker 1 22:29

Yeah, I think I can get in there.

Speaker 4 22:31

Yeah, you've done some haven't you done amateur, just a little bit, nothing crazy, just a little.

Speaker 1 22:35

Well, that's how you get into it, right, yeah, no, well, yeah, just like you got to go. It's like comedy dude.

Speaker 4 22:44

It's literally just comedy. I of pro wrestling.

Speaker 1 22:46

That would be sick dude. I'm about to put another 10 years into pro wrestling and give up comedy I mean dude after a while once you've done stand-up.

Speaker 4 22:53

You're like I've done it. You're like you know what none of us do Fucking Jimmy Fly Snooker. That's the only one I know. I don't know any moves.

Speaker 1 23:01

My cousin just used to do them to me and I'd be like thanks for not breaking my neck too much yeah.

Speaker 4 23:06

Jimmy Superfly.

Speaker 1 23:07

Snooker.

Speaker 4 23:09

That's crazy.

Speaker 1 23:10

Yeah, it's fun, it's weird, it's fun.

Speaker 3 23:14

Yeah.

Speaker 1 23:14

Yeah, some of the guys I wrestled are on WWE now. No way, yeah, did you beat them? I beat, I hit them, I hit them hard. Yeah, he hit the ground. He sold for me which is a cool brother. Yeah, he almost got really mad at me, but he was like ah, why'd he get mad? Cause I hit him too hard.

Speaker 4 23:34

Oh, but you were in character.

Speaker 1 23:35

You're like method acting, right, yeah but I didn't have to go that hard.

Speaker 4 23:38

I just didn't want to fuck it up, yeah did he wait till like afterwards to tell you, yeah, he was a pro. He didn't like say when you were tied up he's like you, kind of fucking.

Speaker 1 23:47

No, but he saw me coming, I was like I'm sorry, dude, I didn't mean to go that hard yeah.

Speaker 3 23:51

Yeah, anyway.

Speaker 1 23:53

Okay.

Speaker 4 23:54

Did he hit you too hard at all? No, they were so nice I didn't even think about that. I guess it is like because I know that they do have to hate, I thought you kind of had to take some hits yeah, I guess it's just you don't hit someone that fucking hard you got slammed through a door. Yeah, do you got a video?

Speaker 1 24:08

of that. Uh, dude, that's crazy. I have a video of uh that and I had a whole match with ryan shaner.

Speaker 4 24:15

Speaking of shaner, oh yeah, match with him.

Speaker 1 24:17

I gotta put that out. It was like we had a long match.

Speaker 4 24:20

Dude, we should Dude that would be something fun. Yeah, having like comics Wrestle each other more often that would be sick as fuck and then just do a show afterwards.

Speaker 1 24:27

Yeah, dude, you gotta do a show Before. Do like a roast battle, brother.

Speaker 4 24:32

What's up, dude?

Speaker 1 24:34

Hello.

Speaker 4 24:35

You good you got any waters in that bag.

Speaker 1 24:38

Yes, please, actually, this is crazy, this rules. We really did manifest this.

Speaker 4 24:43

This episode is sponsored by kindness the kindness of strength.

Speaker 1 24:49

Yeah, dude, it's the K-pop. Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 24:54

Dude, you are the best. Oh wow, thank you. What's your name? Tyler Bobby, you can plug yourself, say whatever you want. In the mic right here. Oh cool.

Speaker 3 25:05

Dude, fucking be nice whenever the fuck you can and make your life about being nice to other people, and then you're going to wake up every morning with something to fucking do and it's not going to be superficial. Hell yeah, dude.

Speaker 4 25:16

Dude Fucking. Thank you for the water and nice to meet you, dude. What are you?

Speaker 1 25:21

guys doing. We're just doing a podcast, we're just, we're just hanging out, yeah Okay, yeah, oh.

Speaker 4 25:26

Isn't Lady Bird Lake the prettiest? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I usually will like Not roll a joint.

Speaker 1 25:33

You're definitely a roll a joint. Yeah, yeah, this is your joint spot. I'm sorry, we're getting a joint spot.

Speaker 4 25:38

Yeah, oh, I'm sorry we're getting a joint spot. Oh, are you sure, Dude? Thank you for sharing, dude.

Speaker 1 25:41

You're very sweet for sharing dude.

Speaker 3 25:43

Thank you, thank you so much yeah.

Speaker 4 25:48

Yeah, Dude you're so sweet. Well, dude, thank you, my guy. Yeah, I'll probably see you around. Yeah, I come to Lady Bird Lake all the time. It's so pretty over here, dude, I don't have a cool bike like you or water ever.

Speaker 1 25:58

We don't plan like this guy, no way.

Speaker 4 26:03

Hey, I do have a quick question for you. What would you say if my buddy LaMere was like I want to drink the lake water? What advice? Would you say that that's okay or it would probably be bad?

Speaker 3 26:13

In a survival scenario, man fucking drink it. Fuck a fucking parasite, fuck a fucking microplastic bitch. But if it's like an everyday scenario, you don't have to drink lake water. Sis, we got you, okay, yeah.

Speaker 4 26:24

You don't have to drink lake water, sis. You don't have to drink lake water, yeah, anywhere else. Yeah, yeah, or yeah. We'll try to be like do you have a life straw? They're like no, we, you're right, they don't have them at 7-Elevens. Yeah yeah, dude, thank you, buddy. Well, dude, so nice to meet you. Brother, have a great rest of your day. It's literally just us chatting. It's called Discombobulated.

Speaker 1 26:49

Yeah, yeah, yeah, check it out, yeah yeah, I love your bag.

Speaker 4 26:53

Very cool dude.

Speaker 1 26:53

Yeah, I know, that's fancy. Yeah no way.

Speaker 4 26:57

Could have fooled me. Nice Well, dude, thank you for sharing the water and everything.

Speaker 1 27:01

Is it like Arty? Is it what? What kind of like? Oh?

Speaker 3 27:04

it's like that, like the one on it.

Speaker 1 27:06

Yeah To like. Keep it like, I guess. Predictable, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 27:14

The brand is M-A-D-P-A-X. Okay, yeah, m-a-d-. Well, thank you, dude, so nice to meet you brother.

Speaker 1 27:20

Bobby, I'm Lomar Nice to meet you. Thank you so much for the water. It was crazy.

Speaker 4 27:28

Oh, I'm always thirsty, I'm always parched.

Speaker 3 27:31

Yeah, no. I mean, yeah, this morning it was like 30 something, and then it goes from 30 something all the way up to 70 something. Yeah, two can do it. This morning it was like 30-something, and then it goes from 30-something all the way up to 70-something in like two hours.

Speaker 2 27:44

Yeah.

Speaker 3 27:44

I literally stopped at the rattle. It's a rat leather gear on. Sister Chavez hit it up and asked if I could use the bathroom and change my clothes and splash water on my face, because I'm like bitch I bought some shorts, can I put them on? Yeah, it got hot that quick.

Speaker 1 28:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. It's like movie weather out here.

Speaker 4 28:03

I'm not carrying a second outfit on my shit. You have to. I always have an extra t-shirt or something on me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I even keep extra undies and undies, because you just never know. You just got to stay strapped yeah yeah, yeah Cool. Yeah, Later brother.

Speaker 1 28:17

Take care. Nice to meet you, Tyler. Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 28:20

Have a good night, dude. Life provides dude. How sick was that? We literally. He was like he was already coming up with a good energy and then we were like do you have water? He's like, do I ever? It would suck. When we get over there, we see him and he does die of thirst.

Speaker 1 28:34

And we're like, Just needed that much water left, Damn dude. And it was a fresh crack too. Yeah, Like you heard a crack, it was like damn.

Speaker 4 28:43

Would you have drank it? I'm so thirsty I probably would have drank it if it was not a fresh crack, because who would like it's like? The worst thing that could happen is they're like yeah, they backwashed.

Speaker 1 28:56

but you were about to drink lake water, so who cares?

Speaker 4 28:58

I was pretty close to drinking a lake water, yeah, yeah. And then you ask him and he's like I say, fuck it, I did love his energy. He's like, sis, you don't have to do that.

Speaker 1 29:06

Sorry, dude, that was my random meetup. We were supposed to be here earlier.

Speaker 4 29:09

Yeah, this is a good fucking park. Actually, this would be a beautiful park to fuck at for sure, damn dude. Especially well, right down there you can get like it's like a 360 view almost of the entire lake. Yeah. Yeah yeah, yeah, Damn dude. Yeah, that would be sick. I've never really fucked anywhere with a good view.

Speaker 3 29:27

I mean.

Speaker 4 29:28

I guess the person.

Speaker 1 29:32

That's it. I've never fucked anywhere with a nice garden.

Speaker 4 29:38

No, like, just like to be like, just look around me, god damn, this is the grand canyon, are you like? Are you crying a little bit? Yeah?

Speaker 1 29:51

we made it to the top of el kilomir jar I know it's not a lot of air up here.

Speaker 4 29:57

We probably shouldn't be fucking this much. Bring the oxygen.

Speaker 1 30:00

Oh my God, Dude, you just like. You just force your partner no judging here, you just force your partner to go to the top of Mount Kilimanjaro and you like force them to go extra hard. And then you get to the top and they're like all right, you pull out oxygen tanks.

Speaker 4 30:20

They're like what you had these the whole time you're like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah this is my room, yeah, yeah, I wanted this to be scared well, because, also, if you, if you're with your partner and they like choking, what's what's better than choking on literal air?

Speaker 2 30:30

you're like there's not enough up here.

Speaker 4 30:32

Yeah, brother yeah, there's no oxygen up here. But, dude, have you ever been to the top of the mountain and you need one of those fucking oxygen things? That you actually need those? Yeah, I thought they were a joke and I bought one. I was like I'm not gonna need one and you legit, you actually have to breathe it in.

Speaker 3 30:47

Yeah, because it doesn't mean such like what do you mean?

Speaker 4 30:51

it's thinner up here. It looks like the same air down there. Yeah yeah yeah, I went up, I took a motorcycle up. Uh, what was it? Uh, it's in colorado, I can't think of the name. But I went all the way up and at the top I was like literally, like this is beautiful. I went, I started walking out and then was like the rocky huh, the rocky mountain it was near rocky mountain, but no, it wasn't that.

Speaker 4 31:09

I don't know why. I can't think of what it's called now, but it's in like it wasn't, because I went to rocky mountain later, but it's the second. I think it's the second tallest paved road in north America, and it was storming too. It was pretty fucking sick. I got it on video, I can show you I had a little GoPro on the front too, the second tallest paved road?

Speaker 1 31:26

Yeah, because to get that high Does it just go like this.

Speaker 4 31:28

No, it kind of like oh, it goes around the mountain. Yeah, it kind of goes up and around.

Speaker 1 31:33

It has a sidewinder.

Speaker 4 31:34

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. And when I was coming around the mountain, I was almost crying. I was so scared.

Speaker 3 31:39

Like going down.

Speaker 4 31:39

I was like go around me, Like on a motorcycle. You think that that's a cool guy on a motorcycle, but it's Bobby on a motorcycle and he's fucking scared, Literally. I swear to God, I was so scared I was like why are we going so fast? Yeah, I'm like ah, you can hear me in the camera at one point you go not good, you can hear it on the video. I was fucking scared, dude. Yeah, it was not good man, oh my God. But man.

Speaker 4 32:15

Yeah, but what else is new with you, dude? How? What is new with you, dude? How you been? I feel like every time we get to catch up, you're one of the most popular, and I mean this with love. You're one of the most loved guys in Austin to where, like anytime you go around, everyone's like La Mer. La Mer, Like everyone here, is loved but, like everyone here, is pretty cool. It's a cool city.

Speaker 3 32:36

But like you're just –'s just a very.

Speaker 4 32:38

He's just a loving, sweet guy. And you have that energy too, Because every comic does think that they're like I have to fuck with you and I'm like you don't just have to do that.

Speaker 3 32:45

You could just be a cool guy.

Speaker 1 32:50

But yeah, you're very loved in this scene, dude.

Speaker 4 32:55

You're awesome. I don't know, I just hang out yeah. That would be crazy. That would be the only thing where someone was like dude Lemire assaulted me. I'd be like I don't even fucking know about that. Hey, were you in a ring? Were you in a wrestling ring? Yeah, was it a match? Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, that's funny. Yeah, oh, my God, I mean yeah, nah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 33:18

I've been trying to do more stuff because I don't know I feel like I have, since I have a new place now I feel like I have more control over my stuff, the surroundings, yeah, so I can just like start to build a place the way I want it to look.

Speaker 1 33:43

So I feel more like, uh, free, creatively, yeah, so I feel like I'm trying to just create more stuff yeah and I don't know what the stuff is, but I just have waves of ideas that I need to make happen what do you do when that comes?

Speaker 4 33:52

do you just put them in your phone?

Speaker 1 33:53

yeah, me too yeah, and I don't know if it's a bit or like a, or like a sketch, yes, or like a movie. I'm not good at writing movies, but I know I have ideas for movies that I think would be fucking good. They're just dumb movies like no point, you know. Yes, like uh, I have this one, me and my friend dory, and we're gonna write it. You guys, gotta, you can't take this.

Speaker 4 34:16

This is copyright you literally can't take this you can't take.

Speaker 1 34:18

This idea is mine, but oh, I saw, I saw. I saw a show on apple tv plus. I can't say it's my joke because it's like an online thing, but it had my uh, black cartoon characters joke in it. I gotta show you, I gotta show you, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, alright, nevermind we don't want to what, what, what?

Speaker 1 34:42

I'll show you that later, but, uh, I forgot what I was saying before. You were talking about a movie you want to make. Oh yeah, it's called uh um Legal Guardian and it's just like uh. It's a 90s action comedy where, like uh, it's a dad who's a spy. He, uh, he gets married to the lady he saves. She has three kids, so they become a happy family. And then, uh, on their wedding day, his wife gets killed. So he has to take care of the three kids and figure out who killed them yeah lady that's awesome.

Speaker 4 35:17

Yeah, write that movie. Yeah, well, dude, that's legal guardian two.

Speaker 1 35:20

Yeah, then we got legal guardian three, three guardian three three and a legal guardian.

Speaker 4 35:28

Four in space like you fucking figured it out. You definitely have to dude, that is something I wish we'd do. We used to do with sketches but like we could write stuff and then it's comics hang out like and do like a read-through because like dude, my buddy aaron, that was talking about he'll write stuff all the time and send it to me and I'll read it and I'm like dude, that's all.

Speaker 4 35:42

But like I, that is something that we don't do more, because we see each other do bits but we don't do. Can I tell you this isn't my movie, but again, you can't see this. My buddy josh goes. He called me one time. He goes, bobby, I have a movie I want you to be in. Yeah, and he goes. Here's what it would be me. It would be like I'm almost like as close, like I'm just like bobby. Yeah, because you want to see if they got like slushies or something but ice cream ice cream, ice cream please, that would be so crazy dude, canadian prostitute.

Speaker 1 36:11

But dude blonde haired, blue-eyed canadian prostitutes with ice cream, dude, what?

Speaker 4 36:17

but? But this is the movie he called me and he goes would you want to be in this? And I've never been more honored to be like the lead in a movie. And he goes. So the movie is like you're just a regular guy, like whatever everyday guy, and you get, like you get in a coma and it's like takes place like today. You get in a coma and then when you wake up, everyone's like are you okay? And? And you're like, and you believe you are Bill Cosby, but not the bad like, not the one we know, like the one from the TV show, and it's like a whole redemption movie where, like you can't be doing that impersonation, but I don't, you know, it's like someone wakes up with like an accent.

Speaker 1 36:52

I wake up and I'm like what do you mean? And I do, I want.

Speaker 4 36:56

Yes, and it's basically like. It's a very heartfelt movie about the and I'm like the Bill Cosby that we deserved.

Speaker 2 37:02

And my buddy goes would you do?

Speaker 4 37:03

that I'm like I would be honored. I would be honored. He goes. He was like we wouldn't be doing anything too weird. We would just and everyone's like. We don't like Bill Cosby, like he's not he's dr huxtable yeah, yeah, we'll see. If the same production companies want to make these movies, I'm gonna call my buddy yeah, but, dude, do you write?

Speaker 4 37:22

yeah, I like right. That's something that I did, the same thing too, when I lived with my ex. I had a right room to write in and it's hard to set up a space to that. You feel comfy writing in. Yeah, it really is like as a comic, like I want to fucking sit down and do this, I want to do this, but it's a hard way to kind of find it.

Speaker 1 37:37

Yeah but sometimes you need it, you need the structure yeah because, yeah, I've been trying to figure out structure more now, yeah, I've been doing.

Speaker 4 37:46

I don't know if this- helps I, because I like to see, like, what other people do and because I'm like I I'll write in a notebook, I'll journal, I write in my phone. I do this. But the other day, like I had, I had just like a stack of papers and I have all these like little, like you know, pins for like to put in a wall and I hung all of them up. So now I'm like you have no excuse, you don't have to sit down. I'm like, so now if I have an idea, I'm like I'll write these movie ideas and I'll put them over here. Yeah, but just trying to cause I'm the same as you, like else do it. Because it's like, yeah, and it's just what happens, like an idea wants to be born and made or whatever, so it's like if you have that idea and don't make it, then eventually someone else will. But, yeah, I wish we all made more. I miss making sketches, dude. It's the funnest fucking shit doing dumb ass sketches dude, I don't know well.

Speaker 1 38:34

Well, maybe, uh, maybe there's a guy working on the thing yeah, I know, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 38:39

Yeah, yeah, maybe there's some cool stuff in the works maybe there's some cool stuff going on.

Speaker 1 38:43

Yeah, now I kind of want to do like an austin saturday night live.

Speaker 4 38:47

Yeah, why not, that's what we did in st louis. It was called stl play and we literally were on tv. It wasn't like, yeah, now it was just like in st louis. It was on 4.3, which is you have to like click four and then barely click to five. It's like it was like a weird channel, but you would yeah, we did. We had like musical guests on and shit like that and everything I miss. I miss making it's so fun, because it's such a different outlet, because sometimes you have a joke that you're like I can't really be seven people and you're like.

Speaker 4 39:10

So I had to get some buddies together do shit. Yeah, I think that'd be fun yeah but uh, yeah, I mean, dude, we're almost pretty, we're pretty much wrapped. Do you have anything you want?

Speaker 1 39:17

to plug or anything. Well, speaking of sketch comedy shows, come to Small Time Comedy Heist.

Speaker 4 39:22

That's exactly it. I was trying to plug it. Roscoe's Comedy Club when is that?

Speaker 1 39:25

June, march 26th, march 26th At 8 pm, I believe, yes, and then Feud a game show at the Creek in the Cave, which I did dude. It's so fun. I gotta have you back how long you did it a couple months ago. Yeah, yeah like wait like november?

Speaker 4 39:43

I don't. I think something like that, maybe like two three months ago.

Speaker 3 39:45

When I don't care, it's just I'm literally saying it's a great show.

Speaker 4 39:48

I'm not just saying because I was on it, I know but I do need somebody I would dude.

Speaker 1 39:51

I'll come back anytime. I had an unbelievably fun time around next week.

Speaker 4 39:55

Uh, next tuesday I'll have to check my my calendar's on there.

Speaker 1 39:58

I'll check. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll figure it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, and the Penny's in the Mouth podcast, yeah, and then, yeah, I'll do more. Yeah, I have to find more shows now.

Speaker 4 40:08

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I want to come see a sketch show.

Speaker 1 40:10

Who are you doing that with? Rick is filming it all for us, he's directing it. Yeah, and we used to do the show in Lancaster, pennsylvania, back in the day when we first started and it was like nice and stuff, but it got canceled. Oh, okay, because we were going to have Kurt Mesker on and he had some beef at that time. Yeah, and the club was like no, we don't want to do it, but we're going to try to complete it now.

Speaker 3 40:41

Yeah.

Speaker 1 40:41

Yeah, I'll tell you the plan after.

Speaker 4 40:43

I want to hear it. Tell as much as you want. Yeah, I'll tell you after, if that's all right. No, absolutely. And then it's March 26, right, yeah, and then Feud.

Speaker 1 40:54

And then Noctis After Noctis, hell yeah, absolutely, dude.

Speaker 4 40:57

I can't wait to. Yeah, I would definitely love to do another few, but literally I was telling someone about it the other day and they go I have to do that show. I'm like you have to do that show yeah, because you just literally say you defend an unpopular opinion.

Speaker 3 41:08

Yeah.

Speaker 4 41:08

You can't pick something easy. You have to defend something that's kind of hard to defend.

Speaker 1 41:12

That's why it's so great. Yeah, little bit just tap it to the dark side. A little bit tap it to that.

Speaker 4 41:18

Yeah, yeah, yeah dude but dude, thanks for coming on you you would actually ask to be on the other day and I didn't. I have not had someone asked to be on in a minute, so I was like dude, this I haven't had a guest on this is perfect, but get discombobulated yeah dude, get dissed up dude. Hell yeah dude. I love you, brother. Thanks for being on yeah, we'll see you later. Bye three, two, one, hell yeah.