Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox

#85 Flipping the Bird | Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox

• Bobby Jaycox

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Ever been so enraged in traffic you contemplated getting out of your car to flip someone off? Bobby explores this universal frustration with hilarious candor, sharing his recent experience acting as a road rage surrogate for his friend. It's not just about anger—it's about human connection in our modern world where we've traded physical confrontations for symbolic gestures.

Bobby takes us along on his recent comedy tour journey from Salt Lake City (where legendary comic Rory Scoville was performing next door) to downtown Los Angeles (where he accidentally wandered near Skid Row). The constant thread through these adventures? His unmedicated ADHD brain noticing everything from bad paint jobs in bathrooms to the psychological warfare of airplane deplaning etiquette.

The most touching moments come when Bobby reflects on the friends who supported his early comedy career—those who showed up to open mics and struggled to find positive feedback beyond "everything you did up there was English." This raw honesty about the comedy journey resonates whether you're pursuing your own creative passion or just trying to figure out how to navigate social interactions without losing your mind.

With his signature unfiltered style, Bobby reminds us we're all just trying to figure life out, whether we're giving middle fingers on highways or watching our friends chase their dreams while wondering if they'll ever "make it." Sometimes the most human response is simply acknowledging our shared frustrations and finding humor in the chaos.

Come see Bobby headline in Cleveland (May 30-31) or Austin at the Velveeta Room, and check out his Patreon for exclusive updates about upcoming shows in your city.

Speaker 1:

I'm going on the road. I'm going to be headlining in Cleveland Ohio on May 30th and May 31st. So come to Cleveland Ohio. I will be headlining Don't Tell Shows out there. And then the next weekend you can come and see me in Austin, texas. I will be headlining the Velveeta Room. Very excited about that. Get your tickets at BobbyJayCoxcom. Sometimes the link just takes you to another website, but it's fun coming to see mine. Here is a little bit of me.

Speaker 2:

Who's got a big dick and his name is Bob, not me, not me. Who's going to slap it? We're not starting the episode like that. How's everybody doing? Welcome back to episode of Discombobulated. I'm happy. How are you Happy? Fucking, that's what I'm gonna assume, bobby. I'm not doing good. I don't give a fine fuck. Stop doing that to us happy people.

Speaker 2:

Is there anything better than being in a great mood and being like how are you doing? They're like not good. You're like, goddammit, hold on. Let me check in my purse and see if I have any fucking empathy. Hold on, hold on. Give me. No, no, no, give me a second. Oh my god, hold on, give me. No, no, no, give me a second. Oh my God, okay cool. Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2:

Everyone you know died. That's literally not my fault. Yes, I was driving the car that hit, but I, how could I see that happening? I'm just a Virgo. Oh my God, I am doing good. And did ask someone the other day how they're doing. They're like not good. No, please come on.

Speaker 2:

But I've been that person way more than not, you know. I mean, if you're like some people, like I'm in a great mood, like how are you doing. I'm like I'm fucking pretty sad. Why is that? You want to help me figure it out? Oh god, oh god, here we go and everyone's a therapist now, and especially the ones going to therapy, the people you know who are doing the worst in the world. Everyone I know who's in therapy. They're like I'm like huh, we just we saw rory scoville the other day and he has this bit where in he goes huh. And so we keep saying huh, hmm, huh, we keep saying that, uh, but I forgot what I was saying. Just to cause I brought up, cause I have ADHD and I'm unmedicated.

Speaker 2:

So join the Patreon. If you want me to get by Vance, if you want to fix the podcast, go to Patreon. Go to Patreon so that Bob can get a pill, maybe time released Just every once in a while. You're just like, oh, I'm starting to forget. And then, fucking, how does that pill know how to dissolve like that? God damn it. If I don't know, if I had the pill, I'd know in 15 seconds with the internet. Back in the day, when they were taking Ritalin before Adderall or whatever, you didn't have your phone. So you're just fucking in a fucking DMV. Man, that had to be a nightmare. It's going to be a nightmare. Nightmare Because I see everything, everything I do, because I, man, my ADHD kicks in so much and I am unmedicated, so like, I will just be in like pissing in a bathroom and look up and be like they didn't cut in that paint line very well, I used to paint and that motherfucker is not a painter.

Speaker 2:

That motherfucker, right there, is not a painter. That's a pretty good impression. I can only do impressions of things that aren't famous people. Bobby, do you do any impressions? I'm like yeah, this guy's, zach, I know. Bobby, can you do any impressions?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, my buddy, teal Pierce. Oh, zoom, zoom, kapow, go follow Teal Pierce. God, we love Teal, I love him too. But when someone has autism, you say we love him, just so that you, they, have a lot of love around them. You have to. You, gotta God. If Teal's not the best, yeah, when we go outside I'll have to be like, cause he doesn't smoke pot or cigarettes or drink at all, obviously, or maybe not Obviously, I don't know Like, but dude, we'll go outside and dude, Teal Pierce, like would not. I'm like dude, you want to come hang out Like, just because you're not smoking, you can come hang out with us and, god damn it, that guy doesn't rip every fucking circle to pieces. That guy is so fucking funny. Why are you going off on a Teal Pierce tangent? Because I have ADHD, bobby? Is that the only thing you're going to talk about? It's kind of the only thing the podcast is about. So what are you going to do, motherfucker? What are you going to fucking do? Sorry if I piss off 11 people today.

Speaker 2:

If this is your first time listening to the podcast, you've already skipped the episode. If this is your first time tuning in, you've already turned it off. If you're listening, you were probably listening to your favorite episode of your favorite podcast and you're all caught up on the episodes. So then at the end of that episode, you're like oh, it'll probably play another episode of this person, but it doesn't. It throws me on and you're, you're so mad.

Speaker 2:

You're like what the fuck is happening to my fucking car radio? What you're so like? Who, the hell's dumb voice? I know because it's happened to me too. I'm also you. I've also been like who's fuck? Who would start their podcast? Oh, this is my voice in me. Shit, I also don't like my podcast. Yeah, I have a podcast. I wouldn't check it out.

Speaker 2:

Well, who you think's gonna listen to it? I'm like suckers. I'm like dude. Bro, I love you. I stopped cutting my hair during covid too, and I have the same shirt since since I've fucking been in high school. Dude, I am just like you. I'm a little gay, but I'm not. I swear to fucking God. Time will tell God. Wouldn't it be so embarrassing if I started sucking dicks right now? Because what would have happened is everyone who thought I was gay would be like I'm not gay. And then I start sucking dicks. They're like what? The? They're like me. They're like me with Bitcoin, like I bought in, and then I was like I should probably get out of there. And then, yeah, sorry, I'm extra all over the place. We missed an episode last weekend, but no one cares because that's okay. We're building the podcast.

Speaker 2:

Bobby, why would you bring up that on the podcast? Because 11 people got to know the truth. How many people are in your patron Fucking? Six fucking, I think 13. So more people listen and pay than actually listen, which I don't know. If you know how numbers work is fucking weird, is, bobby? Is this a business meeting episode? It might be. It might be it motherfucking might be. So, bobby, talk about something interesting. No, bobby, get into a thing at the topic. So at the bottom of the screen, like on YouTube, it'll be like this is the chunk that talks about this, instead of when I put it into AI, it goes, hey, rambling with, and then it'll be like Robbie Gaycox, I'm like how do you?

Speaker 2:

not know my fucking name? How the fuck do you not know my fucking name? So, but I, yeah, I just got back from the road. I got back last night, fucking, did some pushups, got in the fucking tub and then shower. Some people think it's weird that I tubbed a shower and I don't give a fuck what you think. I'm happy You're the sad ones and I don't want to hear it. And then I'll be sad one day and I'll be like, can you bend your ear and you're allowed to get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2:

So and I went out and signed up for two things I did not get on. One was the mothership open mic and then the other was kill Anthony or, short, kill Tony. They either call it murder Anthony or kill Tony. But I signed up for that Real divide in St I don't live in St Louis, in Austin on if people want to sign up for it or not, I sign up, I'm here and everyone like. My reasoning is that I'm like I live here, I'm gonna go, and I'm like it's a minute of comedy. I have a minute or I'll go on and I'll find out. I don't clip to me going. I fucking throw up. God, that would be so cool if I could time it. Someone's gonna do it, because we do.

Speaker 2:

What happens is you sign up for kill Tony and then you wait and that's like at this, like two tiered bar, and some people like there's people that you're like can we all like start voting on who should go up, because you really want the guy who's sitting there and he's like you guys hang out and have jokes and you're like you're about to fall off and fucking land on sixth street and kill yourself and probably someone else and we call them fat ass. But they're skinny as hell. That's what we do here in austin. We call you the opposite. So yeah, that you do want to do that. But I did that and then came home and now I'm looking at there's so many fucking. It's just suitcases opened up and me being mad that I didn't separate my clean from my dirty. So even if it's clean, it's fucking dirty. So it's like, oh, I'm just going to do a load of laundry to make sure everything's clean. I'm going to like, oh God, bobby, why are you like that? Is it the ADHD? One fucking hundred percent. But I keep there's.

Speaker 2:

My brain keeps doing this thing where I was like I didn't finish a point earlier that I kind of keep thinking I was going to be funny but I got lost in the bit. I got lost in the bit of it, but we did. We just got back from. We were in salt lake city. We were wise guys fucking absolutely ruled.

Speaker 2:

Uh, I think my favorite sets on tour, my favorite sets personally, have just been like at Wise Guys, the Salt Lake City, and they have one in Las Vegas. Those are my favorite fucking shows. Those shows were fucking lit. Those shows I felt very loosey, fucking goosey at, and so that was cool. We did their shows.

Speaker 2:

Rory Scoille was next door so we got to like do our show and we'd go over and then watch his show, like in between our shows, and god damn if that guy's not a master of what he does. God fucking motherfucking damn it. Oh my god, it's very like as a comic, like I still laugh at shows. Like there are people that you watch sit in the back that are just like I'm fucking too full cool for school and I'm like I'm going to school and I'm a fool for you, baby, and I was laughing like I was doing that thing where people started like turning back and looking at me and I'm like I don't know what to tell you. He's one of my all-time favorite comics. He's one of my favorite comics of fucking the all of time, from the big bang until fucking right now and then now and then now and then now and uh. So we got to go over there and watch him and I was laughing. God, he's so funny. If you've never seen Rory Scoville live, you fucking absolutely have to. And if you're like, well, sell me on him from my home first. Okay, any of his specials or what we were talking about last night which is so fucking good is Rory Scovel and John Doerr on Conan. Type it in, watch it on YouTube. If you love it, go see him. If you don't love it, go watch him again. And then make sure you got to double down on your bets, because that's the thing with art. I do that. I don't ever dislike a song until eventually I'm like if I hear that song one more time, I'm going to fucking throw myself on the sixth straight. But we did that.

Speaker 2:

And then we drove to Los Angeles and for the very first time, we stayed downtown and I found out why. That's where Skid Row is. That's where Skid Row is, and I didn't know that. We got downtown and we're like, hey, let's walk around and we'll go like, we'll just go over here, we'll buy a joint, smoke a joint, it's legal there. So we bought a joint, walked around and we were like, man, there's a lot of like sounds and like spray paint, like covering, like signs, where you're like I should be able to see what that restaurant is. And she's like not anymore, now it's tagged. You can only buy spray paint there now. But we were pretty close to Skid Row, which, hey, if you're listening to this on Skid Row, fuck it. Hey, I'm not against you, I was just a little fucking. My friend was scared and because she was scared, that made me scared. So I was like, let's go fucking away from here, let's get a couple locked doors in between us.

Speaker 2:

And then, yeah, we did not stay in downtown LA anymore, because there's a lot of human shit. There's like, and you're like how do you know the difference? And, yeah, we did not stay in downtown LA anymore Because there's a lot of human shit. There's like, and you're like how do you know the difference? You just know, you know the difference between dog shit and human shit and I've seen my friends almost step into it on both sides of this amazing country we live in. That's the great thing about America. You can, from New York to California. There are so many places you can step in shit made right here in america. Well, it is food probably, like from it's processed, probably, and then and then all the but and like bobby, they don't process food and send it here. I'm like I don't know. I don't know I eat food with cartoons on it. So I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Episode starts now. Okay, gulp, but I'm so fucking tired I'm just'm just gonna be honest. We had so much fun we had. I was with cactus. She had meetings all week while we were in la. She had spots. We did a couple clubs while we were there. We did the ice house ruled. We did, um, the hollywood. No, she did the hollywood improv.

Speaker 2:

I was at oxnard why am I? Who gives a flying fuck? Um, but we were like all over and man, dude, living in LA is a fucking. You are in your car, you better, you better like your car. I've slept in my car a lot in LA, but it's always been for like a two day, three day. You know what I mean. It's like you're not there for very long, man, the longer you're there, you're just fucking in that fucking car and getting so much road rage. Oh my god, dude, I have road rage, dude, I have such. Oh my god. But here's what I'm doing now because I'm an adult. You can't get mad while you drive. It's not safe.

Speaker 2:

So what I do, or what I did, is while we were in LA, tatum was driving and someone almost hit her, someone. We were on the highway and someone did that thing where they came across into our lane and almost hit her and then she was like oh, and swerved, which made us almost hit another car. And we go back and then we're all taking that exit and then we're at a stoplight and tatum was like, and she was like trying to calm down, and then I you know, like you ever, you ever like dated a girl that does reiki. They're like they go to your chest and they like pull, like they just like move and like yeah, yeah, they try. That's what I tried to do with her and I just tried to go and I took her anger and I got out of the car Cause it. It just turned red and it fucking red for a minute. So I got out of my car. He saw me in his peripherals, decided to look at me probably because he knew he was in the wrong and then just got to watch me go and give him a middle finger. I smiled and got back in the car. Tatum started laughing. I felt better and then I was like I think that's what we do now. That's how we deal with that. That's how we deal with that anger that you build up in LA, including myself.

Speaker 2:

I cut someone off one time and I felt so bad, but I like to accept the guilt. You know, you kind of like accept the guilt of the highway and someone was behind me and them and the person in the car could not stop flipping me off. They both just kept fucking flipping me off and I was like I saw it in the rear view and I was like I'd be doing this. I was like, yep, someone comes past you. You have to be like I know. You don't just get to almost kill us and fuck up our whole day and then you can't just get a middle finger. It's a gesture, it's a middle finger.

Speaker 2:

A middle finger is a reminder that we don't live outside anymore, that we don't live outside anymore. It's a reminder that I'm so mad and in any other world we would beat the fucking shit out of each other. But if we don't have shelter and if we haven't built shelter, that makes us be able to drive around in a shelter. So every once in a while you just got the middle finger to be like hey, we would fucking really get in a fight if it was fucking a couple thousand years ago. You know, and we're not gonna do that. But I'm gonna remind you that I don't like you. And then maybe the more you get that through a day like, you'll be like oh, maybe I should fucking not be such a asshole on the highway. That's what I do. Sometimes. That happens.

Speaker 2:

You fucking people, you everyone. You ever go out and everyone's like giving you the stink eye. You're like maybe it's me, maybe I was born with it, maybe I'm a bitch when I'm out. You never know, but we're all. We're all bitches, but we're all allowed to call each other out on being bitches. I'm never a bitch when I'm out. You never know, but we're all. We're all bitches, but we're all allowed to call each other out on being bitches. I'm never a bitch. You're probably the fucking worst. You're probably the worst.

Speaker 2:

We saw that on an airplane. This lady was getting off and we none of us really thought like it was that thing. They landed and then some people were like trying to cut, to be like I'm gonna get my bag and be like the first one out. I'm going to save two minutes, even though, no matter what the fuck happens, if I get to my baggage it's not going to be there. If I'm going to another flight, even if it's a little delayed from because we landed late, they'll wait for us.

Speaker 2:

No matter all those things, I'm I'm not good in groups. Who the fuck is good in group? Who I hate. When people are like I'm not good in groups, I'm not sitting there like oh yeah, I'm not. Like, give me a group. Who the fuck are you talking about? The same people who are like I'm dyslexic, I can't remember my left from my right.

Speaker 2:

It's not dyslexia, it's two things. I know that's dyslexia. My brother has dyslexia, I understand that, but I'm like it's just two things. I'm getting on two tangents of what I'm mad about. But I'm going to tell you this I am mad when people are like Tatum was on the road. She goes. Sorry, I messed up my left from my right. I'm like just remember it, just remember that, just remember that one, just be like that one's left, just remember one. And then, when someone says the other one, be like it's not that way, because you don't do. Do you do that with up and down? Because if do you, no, no, hmm, hmm, on the X and Y axis, which one exists? Your dyslexia, and I might have it, because right now I'm like which one is the Y and Y axis?

Speaker 1:

Okay, Google, which is the X and Y axis. On the website thirdspacelearningcom say, the x-axis is a horizontal line, the y-axis is a vertical line. The x-axis and y-axis intersect at the origin okay, got a little sexual at the end.

Speaker 2:

They intersect at the origin. We're like we don't talk about the origin until I'm older. So if you have dyslexia, what's going on with you? Don't I like, hey, let's go up here? And you're not like? You don't like start, like going into this? Anyway, just remember it. It's that way, left, that way, bobby. Do you have any learning disabilities? A, d, h, d. Don't you forget it, because I'm going to forget something. But I've worked on it. I'm so much better than it. I'm so much better. I feel like I'm kind of. Let me think I'm, I'm okay at it. I guess I'm okay at it Without being medicated.

Speaker 2:

I'm okay at it Because when you're unmedicated, you get lost easier. When you're medicated, you get also lost, but you have a job. So that's the difference. You're either on medication with your ADHD and you have a job, or you're not and you're like what the heck's going on. But even if you have a job, or you're not and you're like what the heck's going on. But even if you have a job and you're medicated, it's never good, bob. When is it good? I'm starting to want, you know, go listen to a different podcast for that one until I'm feeling better and then they'll get, then I'll be better.

Speaker 2:

But I started with I'm in a good mood. And I'm in a good mood because I've been giving the people what they want the middle finger. You want it. You know you want that shit. Someone gives it to you and you're like I am a piece of shit. I deserved it. I deserved it Because I'll tell you this, I like a middle finger way more than when someone does that clap at you. Like when you fuck up and someone does the clap, they're like oh yeah, none of us like that person, right, right, they pass you and they have a color car. You're like they make that color car. Bravo, bravo for switching. You're like what do you did? You have aspirations you didn't get to do and is it? Was it to be an over actor at a red light? Bra, fucking, vow.

Speaker 2:

I think a thumbs up is a solid, hard thumbs up. I like that. I like a middle finger. I like a solid thumbs up. I've been doing this. One You'll do. You can do a middle finger out the window like a solid middle finger feels good. But also, I've been doing this. I'll try to roll down my window and, as best as I can cause. You need both hands to give this the like what the fuck? But I have to keep one hand on the wheel. I got a one hand on the wheel hill and the other one is giving you a what's up and I give them like a that because I like. I like for other drivers to get in when they can see that. You know what I mean. That's what I was saying about the airplane.

Speaker 2:

When the lady was getting off. She was like you can go go ahead and the and we I think she was in the wrong because the lady next door was like what are you doing? Because it's like the girl in front of her, they looked like they were together. They had like the same colors on. You know what I mean? You ever see people go to their like. We all have the same college on. My daughter goes to this college. I'm visiting her at this college. They're like getting off and the lady's like you can go, and the lady goes, okay, and I'm like we're all fucking getting.

Speaker 2:

Why is everyone like this? Why am I better than ever? That is not what I'm saying. That is not what I'm saying. I even told tatum I was like I'm yeah, I also am a piece of shit. I'll flip people off like that's not good to do. I shouldn't have gotten out of the car, I shouldn't have done a lot of things, but you try to rationalize them because we're all trying to find our way, you know, and maybe the old way isn't good, maybe like people are like like my mom was always like a, you know, like that's okay, but my mom also has like this, fucking like this, like this, like trash can of anger that you're like Whoa, that's almost weird. Or she's like, and they can do it. You know, is that better? I don't know.

Speaker 2:

We got to like figure out what to do, cause my favorite people, I feel like, are people that are like I don't like that. You know, people get their meal and they're like I'm not, no, this isn't what I ordered anyway. And then they go back to it and they're just like no, I'm paying, I'm like, and you're like damn, that's a good point. But then there's the other person that like gets the wrongest thing and they're like hey, you know what? I didn't even know if I liked enchiladas, and now I get to learn it's like. You can go both ways. Both ways are good, but then once you're like fucking, once the server comes over and he's like, well, if it's wrong, I, then you're like, well, I don, I don't. Well, that guy chose this one. So I got to fucking jujitsu his fucking emotions and be kind of a fucking asshole. Bobby, do you have all the answers? That's why 11 people listen to this. That's why that's why they all listen to him. The unmedicated guy figuring out his career for so God damn long, just like all your friends, just being like we keep supporting I can't do it, I do.

Speaker 2:

I do think about this group of friends that whenever I first started, I would have like I would have like, not big groups, but like every once in a while.

Speaker 2:

It's like you know, like a couple would come out and they'd I'd be like if you were signing up at the funny bone, like you would put like plus two if you brought someone and that helped you get on the list, cause they're like, oh, you brought someone to the open mic, you know they're going to buy drinks at our club Like that, see you. And then you get like more and more and I'd have, like you know, anywhere between like two to like sometimes like a group of people, you know, and these fucking people who when they would first come out, when I would first sign up, they had to think comedy was like how I thought comedy was. It's like this thing that you do three times and then you're on television, that's kind of how you think it works. That's like kind of when you're new to it. You're like you because before you sign up for an open mic, you're like how do I be famous?

Speaker 1:

How do I? I want to do it.

Speaker 2:

I want to do what Eddie Murphy did. I want to do that. That world doesn't exist. I want to do it. So you like try to figure out how to do it. And then you sign up and you're like, how many times did he do that before he got on stage? And you're like six or no, no, he did you do it. Takes a long time, but you sign up and you start and I think about those people who would come to see me, those people who would come to an open mic watch me do four minutes and be like, okay, bobby, that was a, that was you on stage.

Speaker 2:

Like they would do everything except for say you, that was good. They'd be like Bobby, we love each other. Like I live for watching someone figure out how to not lie but also tell you you shouldn't kill yourself. Like they kind of give you this thing, where they're like, oh my God, that was in our city, bobby, everything you did up there was English. That was Bobby, you are. So I have no words because I don't even know how to explain that. That was standing up there while we watched.

Speaker 2:

And if you ask us to come back, we're going to be busy for the next fucking couple decades. Sorry, people start having kids. They start having kids just to not have to come to their friends shows. Hey, I got a band. Can we just, can you please come inside of me so that we can have a family and we can be like, oh, we can't because our baby's neck doesn't work yet. We're so sorry we can't come watch a's neck doesn't work yet. We're so sorry we can't come watch a 30-year-old thrash metal. We're fucking, so, fucking sorry.

Speaker 2:

I think about those people all the time. You're like I'm going to another city. They're like how many cities does he have to go to? He should get the hint right that no one's going to fucking sign him. That's not even what it's called. They're like that no one's going to sign him as a comedian, that no one's going to sign him, and put LLC Comic Boy Bobby J. They're like, just, they keep seeing that.

Speaker 2:

But I also think about them and their lives and how they started and they went to college and then got home and worked at that bar we used to all go hang out at and then they went to go work at the sexy bar. That's like a little farther. And you're like Bobby, don't say I'm like it was for guys. It was for guys, so you know. And then you do that. And then you become a realtor and you sell fucking no houses. So then you post that. You're like it's fucking bullshit. And then you get a drinking habit.

Speaker 2:

And then you see on Facebook that your friend Bobby is like in another comedy competition and you're like what a fucking idiot. And you fucking had you have poop in your in, like on your toilet, like the side, and you're like eventually it'll fucking go down. So it's like that person. They used to come out and watch me. And now they're like what a loser. But then we're both going to win soon, like eventually. Both they're like what a loser, but then we're both going to win soon. Eventually I'll get on more stuff and you'll be like I knew that guy. And then I'll see you sell a house to my parents and I'll know that you fucked them over and we'll be like we made it. This is the dream. You fucking fuck your whole life up and judge everyone else and be like no one knows what the fuck they're doing. And then you figure it out and you're like I'm going to fuck your. Your family came to see me and I'm going to charge them as much money as I can. And my family bought a house and you and you, fucking you you didn't even tell them about the leak in the basement because they didn't fucking ask. Because they didn't fucking ask. And if that's who you are, we're on our way. We're killing it.

Speaker 2:

I'm still wearing a t-shirt of a band that I fucking went to high school with. Even they don't have this t-shirt, even they've moved past this. And I'm like I love this fucking t-shirt. It's one of the first concerts I went to, one of the first middle fingers I ever gave, and I told my friend's parents and I'm like I love this fucking t-shirt. It's one of the first concerts I went to, one of the first middle fingers I ever gave, and I told my friend's parents. I'm like please don't fucking tell my parents I did that.

Speaker 2:

They're like we know that they'll beat your ass. You know you're a sheltered kid. When parents are like, hey, take it easy, we'd rather you do the middle finger at our house and if you ever want to get drunk, you can come over here. I'm like no, my parents, let me drink. They're like your parents are so fucking weird. We're Catholics, we're. We get drunk but don't have sex, when you could eat weed head but don't. You can kind of don't have sex. But I'm going to, I'm your dad and we're going to talk about your sex life with my mom and you're like, oh my God, is that Bobby? There's no way that happened. That's how we're ending the podcast. It did. I'll write a memoir about it one day. One day I'll write a memoir, but for right now, you just get the pod. You just get the pod.

Speaker 2:

And seeing me on the road, so come see me on the road. So come see me on the road. I'm always on the road with Cactus Tate. We are adding shows all the time. I'm adding shows all the time and if you look and you're like goddamn, that city's close to me and this guy is so fucking funny, I just piss shit my pants.

Speaker 2:

Then sign up for the Patreon and I'll talk directly to you and let you know when I'm coming to your city. Buy a ticket to come and see me on the road. Fucking, just fucking. Comment on a video and know that I'll be like thanks and know that it means fucking dog shit. I don't even know how the algorithm works, but if that's all you're like I comment on all that fucking bullshit. Give me a check, send me a check for fucking $30,000. And then I'll come to your city. I'll come any, please, I'll come any. Please come out and see his show. So, kisses, be nice to each other, unless you gotta give him the middle finger. Don't hurt each other, but give each other the middle finger. Don't be a prick, unless it's time to middle finger some. You know what I meant. Okay, goodbye, bye.