Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox
“Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox" is a hilarious and insightful podcast that takes you on a wild ride through the mind of comedian Bobby Jaycox. With his unique perspective as a comedian with ADHD, Bobby shares his unfiltered thoughts, stories, and experiences in a way that will leave you laughing out loud and nodding in agreement. Join Bobby and his guests as they navigate the chaos of everyday life, discussing everything from relationships and pop culture to mental health and personal growth. Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, relatability, and a whole lot of discombobulation. Tune in now to experience the world through the eyes of a comedian with ADHD.
Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox
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What does it really mean to pursue a creative life on your own terms? Bobby takes us deep into his world as he navigates the unpredictable reality of being a touring comedian without a permanent address – something he calls "living flexibly" rather than homelessness.
When tour plans to Canada suddenly change, Bobby finds himself celebrating the 4th of July with his friend Tatum's family instead of performing abroad. The unexpected detour leads to building a trampoline in the Texas heat for Tatum's daughter and reflecting on how children understand (or don't understand) the value of time, money, and presence. Through these everyday moments, he unveils profound observations about human connection and what truly matters.
The episode takes a humorously chaotic turn when Bobby attempts to record outdoors and battles with aggressive ants – a perfect metaphor for his larger philosophy about embracing life's unexpected challenges rather than fighting against them. "Do you want to live a life where ants don't sometimes get in your pants?" he asks, suggesting that a too-comfortable existence might actually be the more boring option.
Bobby's raw honesty about finally tackling years of overdue taxes (including a year he made just $14,000 as a comedian) and choosing to live without an apartment despite others' judgments reveals the courage it takes to design a life that brings personal joy rather than meeting external expectations. His vision of becoming "a comedian on the road who owns a dirt bike in the back of a fucking van" may not be conventional, but it's authentically his.
Whether you're questioning your own path or simply enjoy witnessing someone navigate life's complexities with humor and heart, this episode offers a refreshing perspective on finding freedom through embracing chaos rather than fighting it. Catch Bobby on tour this July across multiple cities – details in the episode!
I'm gonna be on tour. Come out and see a show. You can see me July 9th at Emerald City Comedy Club. Opening for Cactus Tate.
Speaker 2:You can also see me opening for Cactus Tate on July 10th at the Portland Helium Comedy Club.
Speaker 1:And then on July 11th and 12th I will be headlining Don't Tells in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. And then on July 13th I am co-headlining a secret show, also in Oklahoma City, oklahoma, and then on July 15th, you can come and support me in Austin, texas, at the Cap City Comedy Club the funniest in Austin. We're trying to find the funniest, so come out and pick me.
Speaker 2:And then on July 18th and 19th I will be opening for the great Emma Willman at the Punchline in Philadelphia, so come out and see a show there.
Speaker 1:And then after that, where am I at? After that, yeah, come see those, and then I'm going to Canada, I'm going to go to Canada, I'm going to that. Yeah, come see those, and then you can come, and then I'm going to Canada, I'm going to go to Canada, I'm going to Canada with Cactus Tate, so come see those shows. That's my July. Come and see a show. Here's the episode.
Speaker 3:You'll love, you'll learn.
Speaker 4:You'll live, you'll you learn you learn how you doing Welcome back. Welcome back to another episode.
Speaker 3:Welcome welcome, welcome, welcome back. Your dreams will all take it out. We've been gone for a while. Will you try to be homeless and have a podcast? It's not easy.
Speaker 4:Yes, it is easy. Oh, is it Then? Fucking, shut the fuck up. What are you arguing through? We're arguing through my podcast. I don't think so. I am actually having a gorgeous day. I am here in Houston, texas.
Speaker 4:We were supposed to be on the road. Sometimes that happens we were supposed to be on the road and things, things get switched and fucked around, so we got moved around and that's what happened, and so we were going to come to Canada, and we're not coming to Canada right now, but eventually we will be coming back to Canada. Canada I want to see. I want to see all the stuff that Canada has to offer. I can't wait to come up there. I want to see all your. I can't wait to see the only things I know of, which is Terrence and Phillip and maple syrup, and that's all I know. Those are the things I know about Canada, know about Canada, and I keep so. I want to. I want to learn more.
Speaker 4:I like people like what's Canadian food? You know, is it just our food, which is just food from everywhere else? And then we have it. There Are there. Do you guys have McDonald's there? Is it different? Uh, I can't wait to find it out, but we were going to be there. We were going to be there for the 4th of July. We were going to celebrate the independence of our country in another fucking country, and I really wanted to do that. I did, I wanted to do that, but we didn't get to. And you know what?
Speaker 3:You live you love, you learn, you sleep, you fight you shit, you bite, you cry you shit and you die here.
Speaker 4:That's just what happens. So you know, that's that's. That's what happens is life keeps confusing you. You know, life keeps being like you don't get me. Does that resonate with anyone else? Like, every once in a while, I feel like I'm in a relationship with being a human being and you're just like, oh, I have it figured out. And it's like, oh, you think you know me, Watch this being a human being. And you're just like, oh, I have it figured out. And it's like, oh, you think you know me, Watch this. No, no, stop, I meant that in a good way. Don't fucking. Oh God, I don't. I got to learn a lesson. I'm 34 and my taxes aren't even fucking done. My taxes aren't done and you want me to fucking.
Speaker 3:You live, you learn, you learn, you live, you learn, you learn, you learn yeah, so that's god.
Speaker 4:You just gotta learn lessons. I'm tired of it, because here's what sucks is now. Now, you're now, we're at the age where you learn your lesson immediately, but guess what? Fucking still sucks.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 4:Don't fucking bark at me, dog. Yeah, but I'm not scared to learn lessons anymore. I think what I'm scared of is that, knowing that they're not, they're never going to be done like right now, I'm watching like no offense, I'm watching like a fat ass couple walk up, and I don't mean that in a bad way, I mean that like that. When I say fat ass, I mean like they're like, they're like power walk and they're kind of fat but their life is so happy but but they're not interesting anymore. Bobby, are you projecting? With my entire projectionist heart.
Speaker 3:You live, you learn, you fat ass, take a walk in there.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, no, no, no, please don't. Oh my God, please stop. They're taking a walk and I thought that I can't tell if I'm talking loud or quiet, but I'm gonna wave. How's it going? I thought she was gonna itch his back while they were walking, which makes me wanna fucking throw up. You guys ever watch a couple like itch their back while they do that? It's crazy.
Speaker 4:I also think these people probably think I'm fingering myself in this meadow. They bought a house in a nice-ed vision and they were like hey, it says in the HOA, there can't be fucking gay-ass looking guys recording their podcast in an off-field by my house, and right now they're already doing that thing where they're talking. They're just like that guy. What do you think he think he's doing? Well, he didn't look faint, he looked homeless, so maybe it's a podcast about being homeless. That could be good, I don't know. Anyway, I'm all over the place, but that's how I like to be. I tried anytime I try to fucking be not all over the place. It doesn't work, so the only thing I can do is be all over the place and be better about how I am all over the place, like how a jet skis, like all over the water and you see it like boom, boom, boom and you're like, is that thing gonna tip over? No, it's impossible for it to tip over, but is it gonna fucking? Is it gonna be a rough ride?
Speaker 4:You're you learn, you learn, you learn so yeah, what was I talking about before those jackasses walked up and ruined my pocket, ruined the thing I'm trying to make. I know you guys live in one of these fucking nice houses, I know you're due and you guys. And now you guys are going on walks and you guys are the exact same shape. That's the worst thing. You date someone and then you guys become the exact same shape because we're sharing meals and we're fucking the same shape. God, that grosses me out Like I like learning lessons, but I'll tell you one lesson that's not fun to learn is the ones you learn in relationships Just being like I guess we just give up and look the exact same and I'll wear your t-shirts and you wear my t-shirts, and that just works, because now we fucking don't we share t-shirts and that just works, because now we fucking don't.
Speaker 3:We share t-shirts.
Speaker 4:You live, you learn, um, but what the fuck else were we? Oh dude the. Uh, yeah, for fourth of july. I celebrated it with my good friend tatum. I got to spend it with Tatum and her husband and her daughter, and that's the I'll be. I'll be honest, it's like a pretty good way to spend that Like. I mean, I would have rather been getting like fucked up and like shooting off fireworks People might but instead we got to like light off sparklers. And when you get to see the glee on some kids faces and then the absolute terror on other people's faces, do you know what I'm talking about? Like, because tatum's kid is kind of that. What the scared one I was like, hey, look at these fireworks, and she goes, and she like ran the other way, I go. Do you like smoke bombs? She goes, I hate smoke bombs. Okay, okay, but I've been, because we thought we're gonna be on tour and then we're not.
Speaker 4:Things got changed, so I'm staying with Tatum this week and we've been here for a week and it was 4th of July and then, uh, not too long ago was her daughter's birthday and I had my flight to come in to hang out before we left and we were gonna do the birthday and then we were gonna go on the road. We got in town and I came to her birthday and then she was so excited that I was there. She was like her little her daughter was like do you want to go on the slide with me? Because they bought like this fucking huge water slide that would like look like a shark. And she's like will you go down the slide with me? I was like yeah, I really can't, I don't feel then she goes, okay. And I remembered that kids just like don't understand that. So I was like fuck. So I went inside and I had to like put on my swim trunks and I went down twice and then went in the bathroom and then like fucking almost threw up my whole guts.
Speaker 5:I was just like oh, I really don't feel good.
Speaker 4:Bobby, you shouldn't be hanging out at a kid's party. Shut the fuck up. Um so, oh, there's ants all over me. So the reason I'm telling you that is because she got a trampoline for her birthday. And then this is her verbatim, what she said to her dad. She goes hey, do you think Bobby would help build my trampoline?
Speaker 3:And he goes.
Speaker 4:You know, I bet he, I bet he probably would, and then she didn't even have to throw this caveat in there. But she fucking did and he said it to me goes, I bet. I bet I'm'm so cute he would do it if I asked him to. Right, and she is right. She asked me to build her trampoline and even though I had a lot to do, I had to finish my fucking tax. We'll talk about that but I had to do so much shit that I was like you know what, I will help you build your trampoline in the fucking texas heat. And I'll tell you this when I was a kid, when you'd be, people like you'd be, like I'm so bored, like what about that fucking trampoline up or whatever?
Speaker 4:oh, um oh no, am I in red ants.
Speaker 5:Oh no, oh, I am fuck hold on, fuck, I'm in good, and then at the Ow ow, I am Fuck, hold on, fuck, I'm in.
Speaker 4:And then at the beginning of this video, if I can find, I think I recorded it. But I came over here to do a sound check and there was a spider on here, so you went and watched me in a serene environment.
Speaker 5:Just fucking, just fucking punching down, Dude, these things fucking bite Ow Fucking. Get the fuck out.
Speaker 4:I'll fucking kill you. Okay, hold on all right here. Now here's a word from our sponsors. Do you have too many ants on your in your?
Speaker 5:pants fucking well fuck they hurt.
Speaker 4:So fucking start a podcast and be like I'll go do it in a medal because it looks cute. We'll fucking don't forget about what outside's like. What are these things?
Speaker 5:Are these things even?
Speaker 4:Houston. We might have a problem In Houston. The problem is, you have ants that are. They have the Jaws of Mike Tyson. Jesus Christ Alright.
Speaker 3:You love, you learn, you learn.
Speaker 4:Ow you love, you love, you learn ow, let me make sure I'm even recording. Let me make sure, because if I'm not fucking absolute piece of shit, oh, watch that and then get that. You fucking dip shit. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, hold on. All right, I'm kind of I'm actually kind of losing my mind. Hold on, guys, hold on, make sure this is still recording.
Speaker 3:It is.
Speaker 4:Okay, all right. So you guys? All right, let's practice some of that calming down we've been talking so much about. Just breathe in and breathe out and just know that if an ant bites you, you can't get, can you get sick from it. I don't know why can't.
Speaker 3:I hear anything.
Speaker 4:Why can't I Wait? Hold on, is this, hold on, can I? Is it? Are we? Is that? There we go? That's a lot better.
Speaker 4:Okay, let me just look around, make sure we've got no more ants and we will, because I know I'll talk to you and then be like but anyway, basically, long story short, uh, if you have a trampoline, you should be jumping on that trampoline, because I had to build one, and I'll tell you what. They're not hard, but they are not easy and they are made. They are made to be built outside, not in the ac. You can't build a trampoline inside and then take it outside. You can walk it through the house, for some reason it fits that way, but when you put it together it doesn't fold up, then take it outside. So I built a trampoline in the heat, uh, for marlo, and I was happy to do so. Dude, I was very happy to do so. She is like a very she's a very like kind kid and doesn't like she's not like a brat. So I was like, whenever she asked me to do it, I was like all right, I'll do it. But then here's the other problem, because I flew in and she doesn't know that I spent $400 on a fucking flight. She doesn't know that, she doesn't understand that that's her birthday present. But then I was like. I was like hey, marlo, I have cash. Do you want me to give you this, for you can play Roblox and listen, here's what I'll do. I'll give you 10 bucks for Roblox, if you don't ask me at all to play Roblox, because I'm going to be honest, it's the worst fucking game I've ever played in my entire life, including the game of love. Worst fucking game I've ever played in my entire life, including the game of love. Yeah, uh, it's, that's how, that's how much it fucking sucks. So this is what happened Me and um, me and Marlo were sitting there.
Speaker 4:I was like all right, here's 10 bucks, here's 10 bucks if you don't make me play Roblox. And then all she did is just didn't say anything and I go okay, how about this? Well, how about I give you 10 bucks? We don't play Roblox, but we can play something else. And then she just stared at me. I go okay, how about we do all of that and I'll play Roblox?
Speaker 4:Don't know, I think I don't have like, because I don't have a kid. I don't know like the, their exchange rate on like how they're going to like use their eyes to pout and be like I'm just going to get what I want by looking at you. I don't have that Like that's God, I wish I did. I wish when I was like asking for a raise or trying to get, just trying to better yourself, I could look like talking to my boss and I'm like do you think I'm so cute, you could give me a ways? Do you think I'm so cute that maybe you give me a ways and stuff?
Speaker 4:Hey, am I so cute you couldn't help but give me a ways? Am I so adorable that you're going gonna give me a bunch of pto, yay or nay, and he says, no, I don't care. That would be actually kind of sick if we could do that a little bit more as like cry at our boss, because kids get to cry all the time. And then we have to make your okay and you let kids be okay with their like emotions, just just to let them know that they get good at them, but it doesn't matter when they grow up there, no one cares. No one cares that you're going to have all these emotions and that they're gonna, uh, they're gonna run your life, but that no one. When you tell your boss or anything, you're like, oh, I'm stressed, they'll be like yeah, I think that's how being a person is where'd that go dude, I just saw a big ass spider and I want to see it again.
Speaker 4:Where'd you go, you fucking absolute dip of shit. I always wanted I'm always like dude such a good idea to do to nature and right now I kind of feel fucking scared of the smallest animal out here, the smallest animal out here, the smallest little animal, which is an ant. Which ants? There's not even. They all are identical. There's not even like a fat ass one. All I did, all of them are the exact, all of them are the exact same. There's never one that you see. That's like slow. They're all the exact same speed. Can you even? Can an ant even get that? Can it? Can you like? Can an ant, if you, if it just eats which that is what they eat. They just like find cookies and take them back to the queen and somehow they're still like I'm fucking. I'm so in. I have the thorax of a fucking younger me. You know, I have the fucking. I got all the. I got the antennas that are the exact same size as everyone else.
Speaker 4:What is it? Why are ants are like fucking kind of scary, and bees are kind of like that too, but every once in a while you'll see like a fat ass bee. You'll see a bee flying around that you're like are those wings gonna hold your ass up? Dipshit, I'm also watching these bees. And do you guys ever watch animals? Like, like they're collecting pollen and like, do they think like us? Like are they like I should not have said that last night, I should not have gotten drunk? And what the fuck do I say, put pollen in my body and then, like, that's just what they do. Like dude, there's this bee right now. That is so fat it. I, right now, that is so fat it. I don't know if you can see it in the video, but it is like literally bending the, the flowers over, which that's when you know as a bee. You should probably start getting it kind of in check. You should probably start asking some of the other bees like, hey, should I be eating as much honey as I am? Which, by the way, I don't know, do they eat pollen or honey, because I know they turn pollen into honey, but do they eat the? Dude, I'm such a fucking idiot.
Speaker 4:Like, if the world ended, and like I was the one that was supposed to like restart it, I couldn't. I don't think I could answer any of the questions that makes me think of, like that Dave Pargetti joke. He's like if I went back in time I don't think I could prove I was from the future. He's like in the future we'll have you could like call anyone from this thing in your pocket. He's like a phone. He's like how's it work? He's like I've fucking literally no idea. Ooh, you guys are getting close to me. Ooh, you guys are getting close to me.
Speaker 5:I gotta fucking fight back. I gotta fight back. You gotta fight the power. Oh, got ants all over my. Oh, fucking God damn it.
Speaker 4:That's okay breathe in and breathe out. Life's not always going to go the way you want, and here's the thing. Do you want to live a life where ants don't sometimes get in your pants, because that's also a boring life too. There's some people that are so bored and they got nothing going on. They would fucking kill to have an ant bite. That can't be true. You know, there's some kids and there's some kids in Africa that would kill to get bit by a fucking ant in America while they do their podcast for six people who are like and he's being like, sorry, I didn't do it quicker this week and people are like we didn't fucking miss it at all, we didn't even notice. But yeah, the reason I haven't been doing it is because I've been on the road.
Speaker 4:I put certain things on pause because I needed to live. You know, sometimes you need to live and that was exactly what I had to do. I had things I wanted to do and, instead of feeling like I needed to get stuff done, I did the things that I wanted to do and then I came home and was like okay, now you really have to do your taxes. Then I came home and was like okay, now you really have to do your taxes Cause I was about to lose my healthcare, which I think we all are as American. But um, I was about to lose my healthcare and I was like, all right, I got to figure all this stuff out and I got to get my taxes done from. I'll be honest, remember COVID. Around that time is when I I didn't stop paying my taxes, I stopped turning them in or whatever, like I didn't. And I, but I signed a thing every year that I was like I swear to God, I didn't mean to be in fucking poor again. And then I did my taxes and I, dude, I spent like fucking days on them. Dude, being a comedian and deciding to that's the path you want to go.
Speaker 4:You think it's going to, you think it's all fun and games until you're trying to do write-offs. You're like did I buy a Twix in Minneapolis or was that it? Can you write off Twix? Is that? If that was my dinner? Can I prove that? I talked during a meeting while eating a Twix? I'm like that poor that whenever I'm like I need to like go get like a gas station coffee, and whenever I check out, he's like, well, that'd be all and I go. What do you think about this joke? What do you think about how about, instead of hysterectomy it should be called bitch direct to me? And then he's like that's not funny, that's kind of sexist. I'm like I agree, agree, but this was a write-off.
Speaker 5:It was a sexist write-off and I'm sorry, but at least this coffee doesn't cost me this coffee didn't even happen, because we had a meeting where we talked over coffee, which in in the world of america, if you want a dr pepper, that dr pepper costs money. But if you have that Dr Pepper, that Dr Pepper costs money. But if you have that Dr Pepper and you talking about making another, kind of soda business that's a write off.
Speaker 4:Um, why do we have those?
Speaker 4:well, because we want to remind you that you can spend money, but it's better to spend money while you're trying to make more money, because then if we make more money, then America makes more money. It's this whole. It's a pyramid scheme built on fucking. I wish I was smart enough to know what to say next, but I'm not. I'm just going to be honest with you guys. I'm not even smart enough to fucking not get bit by ants, and I knew when I was walking over here, and I'm not. I'm just going to be honest with you guys. I'm not even smart enough to not get bit by ants, and I knew when I was walking over here and I saw them. I saw them, I saw them.
Speaker 5:That one bit my, oh, my god, ow.
Speaker 4:Either my nuts itched at the same time or an ant just bit my nuts and if you're like, this episode's all over the place. That's the fucking. That's the show.
Speaker 5:That's what the show is.
Speaker 1:The show's all over the place Right.
Speaker 4:Gotta check one more time make sure we're recording. I thought it would be beautiful and it would.
Speaker 4:If I could like relax which I can, a little bit I can relax yeah, so I got taxes done, for that has been weighing on my mind for forever, and I turned him into my tax guy and I'm sure that he's gonna be like, hey, you actually forgot this, but guess what? I'm starting to do that thing cause I was like a straight-A student, I was president of a math club, bobby. Then why are your taxes hard for you?
Speaker 5:Fucking I don't know.
Speaker 4:You shut the fucking hell up if you're going to talk about your taxes to me. Yeah, I know I'm good at it, but I don't like. They didn't teach you. They didn't teach me how to like. They didn't teach me how to like. They didn't teach me how to like, do math like drunk after a comedy club, like that's. I've never even heard someone else even talk about their tag. I've never heard another community talk about all the good and bad, but I've never heard talking about being like. And then every time you get a beer, you make sure you use the same credit card and if you tip in cash, you don't, because that's not how you do it and everyone's like guessing on their taxes.
Speaker 4:You fucking piece of shit. Everyone's fucking cheating on each other and their taxes and it's like. So I realized that I was like trying to do it perfectly, like I'm going through every single line, I'm like going back and like referencing other shit, and then I was like dude, just turn it in. You have all this stuff. Here's what you found. Here's how much money you think you made. Here's what you think you got off. Let fucking turn it in. You made fucking 14,000 bucks one year. Fucking. If they want to send you to jail, I bet I'd make more money in jail being everyone's fucking boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever they want to call me.
Speaker 4:I would definitely not do good in prison. Do you go to a different prison? If you're like a low-level, didn't? And also it's like it's not tax evasion, it's being like my tax it's god damn it bitch.
Speaker 4:These things keep biting me. If uh, sorry, I don't I was talking about getting what? Was I talking about? Getting fucked in prison, jesus Christ, I put on the bug things, I put on the bug things, I put on the bug bracelet what kind of bugs? Mosquitoes. Only you guys are like mosquitoes, you just don't have wings. Alright, anyway, this episode is brought to you by Bobby. Really, you should figure it out. I know I don't want to. You know, what's crazy is I haven't had an apartment and we're coming up on like probably about two months and I haven't had any big sicknesses like.
Speaker 4:I felt like a little shitty the other day but pretty much what I realized is there's no, no, there's nothing anyone else can tell you that is like good to do with your life. If you feel like another way is better, it is. And I, unless that, unless you're like well, I should do heroin every. That's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:I'm saying if you have been a person that's like I think I want to fucking move to Minnesota and fucking I'm going to change my name to soda and I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna become non-binary. Like you can do whatever you want. Don't stop asking other people what to do, because I kind of got caught in that trap a little bit of like being like what do other people think? And like right before I got an apartment, I was telling people I was like dude, I think I might like live out of my car or like stay with all these friends that have always like offered me their place, that I never have stayed at their place. And I was like, and I kept telling people that and they were like that's fucking stupid, dude, don't do that. Dude, don't get up, get an apartment Like everyone else. I don't want that.
Speaker 4:And now that I don't have it, I have like the fact that I just did all my adult shit of like getting my taxes done, fucking not getting an apartment, prepping for the rest of my life, to be like I want to be a comedian on the road who owns a dirt bike in the back of a fucking van. That's what I want, not doing this like other thing just because other people have like put their bets on that more, because then, if you do win, people want to hear that story.
Speaker 4:You know, they don't want to hear how you did, exactly what you did, and then like, because you don't get that, you don't get to do what everyone else does, and then get picked out to be like special or whatever. Bobby, you're doing this to be special. Not doing it to be special, but doing it because it makes me feel special, and I think that's. I think that's the difference. I think I do this thing and I like live kind of like day by day just because that's what gives me joy, that's what makes me wake up with the least amount of like that freaking pressure. You feel, you know, like when you wake up with the least amount of like that fricking pressure, you feel like when you wake up and you just feel like you're like you, the first thing you do is you wake up and you every one of us wakes up like a little bit, like you have like a moment, like that hint of a horizon, of like the sun, just. But then you wake up and then it's like do you remember your taxes?
Speaker 5:Do you remember that no one likes you? Did you remember that love is?
Speaker 4:fucking fake and the life is just shoves you down and then you're like, oh, I guess I gotta, I guess I just gotta feel like shit. And then, instead of doing that, you can just be like no, and you start to take yourself accountable and you start to like care about yourself. And then, once those things kind of start to coalesce, you start to feel better and, like I said, dude, all my problems aren't done. You probably you might have less anxiety than me. You might need a job because you have to buy pills that make you feel better or do whatever. But I like doing this and I have ADHD and I should be on medicine, but I'm not, cause I don't want to pay that money. I also should, um, probably smoke less weed, but I don't want to, cause it makes me feel at home. I should probably, um, if I'm going to be a comedian, work even harder and become one of those guys that grind so hard, but then I also I don't want to do that. And then, whenever I, whenever you talk it through and you say all the things you don't want to do, then you focus on what you do want to do, which is just feel good, exist, share moments with people, try not to get fucking.
Speaker 4:I got like a, I got greedy. I think I wanted too much and I still do. I fucking made 14,000 bucks one year, so like I do want more, but sometimes realizing that there's a reason. They're like the seven deadly sins and like greed isn't good. Lust is the fucking. They should take that one off. I think lust is fucking actually kind of sick. I don't think. I don't think that like, being like a billionaires and like people getting fingered aren't the same thing.
Speaker 4:So that's just how I feel about it.
Speaker 3:That's just how I feel. Yeah, that's just how I feel. You live, you learn, you sit and you get bit by ants because you wanted flowers in the video. You had an idea, so you had to make it come to fruition. You could get a job, you could get a girlfriend, just kidding you're gay.
Speaker 4:bye, love you. Thanks for always listening. Sorry this episode. No, I'm not bye, love you. I love you. Thanks for always listening. Sorry this episode. No, I'm not Bye, love you, bye, bye, bye.
Speaker 3:Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.