Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox

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Ever caught yourself nodding politely while your Uber driver shares their life story at 3 AM? Or perhaps you've been that driver, watching a clearly intoxicated passenger try to maintain a conversation? This episode dives headfirst into the bizarre social ecosystem of rideshare culture from both sides of the app.

Between announcing a packed summer tour schedule (come see me in Seattle, Portland, Oklahoma City, Philadelphia, and my Canadian debut in Edmonton!), I'm unpacking the strange intimacy that forms in the backseat of a stranger's car. From crying in an Uber only to have the driver suggest that "tipping makes her feel better" to pretending to be asleep while a driver monologues about their time in Afghanistan – these fleeting connections reveal so much about how we navigate modern life.

The episode takes some philosophical detours too, like imagining reincarnation as a Chipotle-style ordering system where you select your next life experience: "White guy, comic, COVID, poor... with a side of Ubers for the table." It's absurd, yes, but also a telling reflection on the conveniences we've built around ourselves. Between hemorrhoids and luxury gas stations selling $700 artwork, are we really living our best lives?

What emerges is a surprising yearning for simplicity – a dream of owning a van with just enough space for a dirt bike, learning to do wheelies, and reconnecting with something tangible in a world increasingly mediated through screens and apps. Whether building trampolines with friends' kids or spotting baby birds learning to fly, there's something deeply satisfying about experiences that don't require a five-star rating afterward.

Check out my tour dates and come see me live! And if you notice a gap in my schedule and think I should perform in your city, slide into my DMs – I need to fund this dirt bike dream somehow!

Speaker 1:

I'm going to be on the road. Come and see a show. You can come see a show. July 9th I will be in Seattle opening for Cactus Tate.

Speaker 2:

July 10th I will be in Portland opening for Cactus Tate.

Speaker 1:

July 11th, 12th and the 13th I will be in Oklahoma City, oklahoma, headlining a bunch of different shows.

Speaker 2:

July 18th and 19th I will be in Philly opening for Emma Willman.

Speaker 1:

July 25th, 26th and 27th I'm making my debut in Canada. I'm opening for Cactus Tate in Edmonton, canada. Cannot wait, go hockey.

Speaker 2:

July 31st through August 2nd we will be in Bloomington, minnesota. I'll be with Cactus Tate opening for her.

Speaker 1:

August 6th, brookfield, wisconsin. Opening for Cactus Tate.

Speaker 2:

August 7th, Schaumburg, Illinois, opening for Cactus Tate.

Speaker 1:

August 10th, Royal Oak, Michigan, opening for.

Speaker 2:

Cactus Tate and then my birthday this year, August 23rd Around. Then we are rescheduling our first Canada date, so we are gonna be back in Canada. I will be opening for the great Cactus Tate. Come out and see his show, Please come see his show. Come watch me do my job. I love ya. Here's the episode. Here's the episode.

Speaker 3:

Here's the episode. Welcome back to another episode of Discombobulated. How the fuck are ya, how are you doing? You fucking feeling good. You feeling good that summer's almost halfway over and you're like, oh no, I forgot to learn how to do the thing. Yeah, me too, me too. You know, every summer I'm like this is the one I get a fucking. I get a kick-ass dirt bike. Did you get one, bob? They're expensive and I can't really put it on top of a car. I really got to figure. That's what I got to do. That's what I'm going to figure out this summer is how to attach my dirt bike to a car. But we're not doing that right now. Right now, we're about to go back, we're about to go back on the road. Tomorrow we leave, we're going. Where are we going? First, we're going to Seattle, which I cannot, cannot wait. We got some friends in town that are going to come and hang out and and we're gonna have so much fun. So come out. If you can come out and see shows, that would be amazing. It would be amazing Because I also had to pay for this new iPhone. I just bought an iPhone yesterday Because I had to.

Speaker 3:

I feel like every time I used my phone at fuck. I took it out of a fucking oven like it would be like temperature warning, and I'm like, well, it's inside of the fridge. Whenever I would drive, I was my phone sucked so bad that when I would drive for uber I'd have to keep my phone plugged in and the ac running, which good, because it was in Texas. But even if it would have been cold, I'd have to keep the ac running because it would have to hit the back of my phone so that it wouldn't overheat, so I could get this person from their drunk ass from one bar to another bar. And then one time I actually picked them up and I was like, didn't I just pick you up? They're like, yeah, but we got in a fight and I'm like, okay, tell me about that, something we all do. Dude, we got to.

Speaker 3:

I really think Ubers are probably on their way out. No-transcript, or is it going to be a little bit more of a divorced person that's going to tell you about their divorce and then also listen to whatever music they want, and then when you ask if they have a charger, they're like, whatever's back there is back there, man. They've never even seen the back of their car. That's how much. They don't give a shit. They don't clean back there, they don't do anything. And then I'm like tip 25%, you're, you're doing God's work and, as a guy who's driven it, it's nice when you're on your last leg to be able to be like you know what. I'm just going to get in a car. I'm not going to shake someone's hand who works for this company. I'm not going to have them meet me and be like are you sure you can drive?

Speaker 3:

Like the amount of times I've gotten in an Uber with someone and my driver has been like almost close to crying is way too much. This is a bit of an overshare. But one time I was in an Uber and my Uber driver I was crying, yeah, yeah, and I didn't even know at the time that you can put on there like please don't talk to me because I'm crying. But I was in an Uber crying and it was because I was very, I was depressed and we don't have to get. But I was, you know, you're like I was having some bad thoughts and so I she was like what's going on? I was like I'm just not feeling good and I kind of told her how depressed I was. I told her exactly how depressed I was because she asked and then she goes. You know it makes me feel better sometimes and I was like what I'm so depressed. What I'm so depressed the stranger reaching an arm out, even in an Uber, at this wee hour of the night, slash morning, going to a friend's house because you're so depressed that you need to go see and talk to them. Your Uber driver is going to extend a kind hand and be like hey, what's going on with you? And you pour your heart out.

Speaker 3:

And then she says something like you know what makes me feel better? What Tipping. I was like Okay, back to the thresher of life, that's great. I just love that. She said that to me. I swear to God on everything that, totally with tears in my eyes, in the back of an Uber.

Speaker 3:

She was like you know, it makes me feel better, tipping and I don't know anyone else's experiences, just like she doesn't know mine, but I don't. I don't believe her is what I would like to say. I don't believe that she really was like you know what, anytime I'm feeling bad, I literally will fucking go to get ice cream because it makes you feel better, and then at the end I'll put some money in a ice cream cup. That's not as ice cream in it, but they have sitting there it says tips on the side. I will do that and whenever I'm thinking about like dipping, dipping out on life or being like life's too much, I tip and that makes me feel better and I got.

Speaker 3:

To be honest, I'll never know because I didn't tip. No, I'm just kidding, I did. It's like every time I tip, unless you fucking. Sometimes you get out of the car and you're like you're going to have sex and you're like I forgot to tip or whatever. You know, which is crazy, I've dropped. When I was driving Uber I would I remember I dropped off a guy and I was like you're, you can just tell he's going to fuck. He kept fixing his hair, he kept doing this and he kept going, just kept fucking, and I was like how's your night? He goes fucking good, sick man.

Speaker 3:

What do you do for work? I do a lot, man. Okay, sick Gosh. And I'm that guy who's like I'm in an Uber too and I'm like, oh yeah, I play into it too. I'm that guy who it's like I'm in an Uber too and I'm like, oh yeah, like I fuck, I play into it too, like the only I'm trying now because I've seen other people do it.

Speaker 3:

And you kind of need to like, if I have a fucking 40 minute ride from an airport to a comedy show, I like to be like I'm going to put my head down. I didn't get to sleep on the plane, but I got a hold of my guns because I swear to God, you'll lay down and be like hey, man, just so you know, I kind of want to. If you don't mind, I'm going to take a nap. And then you lay down and then that guy goes. You know, I actually kind of like taking naps. I'm kind of a nap guy. But then there's some days I can't nap for the fucking life of me and you're in the backseat sleeping, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then eventually you even like sit up so you don't seem rude and you like make eye contact through the rearview mirror. You're like, yeah, you like, fake you on. You're like, and you're like, oh shit, I've got a real yawning. You're kind of like I felt like I was faking an orgasm and then it flipped out and then so, thank you, thank you, sir, all right, good night, yeah, all right. Yeah, I love naps too. I'm gonna. I'm gonna take one and he lay down. He's like you ever been to fucking guam? I was in afghanistan one. No shit, got it. And then the Uber ride. Then the Uber ride so bad it gets.

Speaker 3:

Then it's like starts to get political and then, depending on how they're driving is, if they're already driving, pretty good and get you there on time, you'll say your actual beliefs. But if they're like weaving in and out of traffic, you're like, yeah, maybe they should. I don't know, maybe they should build that. I don't know, maybe they should build that. I don't. I am like, if my life's on the line, yeah, I, I bend my political standings a little bit. Yeah, if my life's on the line, yeah, sorry, I'm gonna be like yeah, I'm looking, build that wall. You know, I'm like I don't want the wall to be built, but I want to get to jfk airport in a second. But if they're already driving nice and they've told me about their divorce, then I'll be like you know what, man? I think the wall is a fucking stupid thing. What do you mean? Borders, borders around, maybe the natural, maybe the natural borders of a mountain, but that's, that's God's way of doing it. You know what I mean. I'll get into that and I'll say my own opinions. But as soon as they're like, I'm like, yeah, I'm glad he's. I don't think, I don't think he should ever stop being president. Yeah, I think, dude, I was on mushrooms once in an Uber and the guy was driving like that, and I remember I looked at my buddy and I was like, and I just like looked at him one last time, I just like gave him that look where I was just like goodbye, sweet prince Cause I and I look.

Speaker 3:

And then I remember looking forward and Chicago was passing us, just like. Like we're in the millennium Falcon and we put it up to fucking. I want to say warp speed, but I know that that I think that's like a different. What did they put it up? Hit the fucking governor, hit the, hit the top set of the brakes. What the fuck did they hit light speed shit, fucking fuck. Oh well, but that's how fast I thought I was going, because I was on mushrooms in chicago and I'll tell you this if you do mushrooms in chicago, chicago does not give a fuck. I've done mushrooms there a bunch of times and like it just keep going. You know what I mean. Usually you take mushrooms and you're in the woods and I feel like the woods are like the woods like help, you like kind of have a good time, but when you're in the city it's just like there's, there's like you know you have to be fucking. You have to be a little careful in that with that shit. You have to be fucking really careful with that fucking fucking shit.

Speaker 3:

Um, dude, I went to when I went to go. I went to go get my new iPhone the other day Cause, like I said this, the other one was fucking. It felt like I was, it felt hot to touch. I uh, I went and got a new phone and I went to the Apple store and and I think we're like gonna start doing self-checkout at an apples. Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3:

Like I feel like at apple, they used to like they used to even like try to sell you. They even like misdirect. You're like no, the cloud's like extra storage. You're like, are you serious? They're like kind of so.

Speaker 3:

And then I went this time and there was just a lady who she just told me everything my phone told me to do. I was like agree. She's like exactly, and click agree again, and then just wait. And then she would sit there. And then she was like it's like the Apple Store's about to do you're about to be able to be like an Uber driver for Apple. You'll just be walking by the store and then you'll go on your phone and sign up for the app and it's like you can help someone hook up their phone and you're like what's up?

Speaker 3:

I'm getting a divorce. You're like really. You're like, yeah, you want a new iphone, I'd get the fucking 16 pro max. It's gonna help with that divorce and you know it makes me feel better tipping. But unfortunately here at apple we do not let people do that. But I am, yeah, I'm nope, you're my last, you're my last phone for the day. And then I'm getting out of here. Just guys fucking coming in, fucking fucked up, just to make like one sale and then go out and like buy drugs. I think that's what we're going to switch to. Eventually. You're going to be walking by a Walmart and you're like, well, there's no one here, and then you're just going to go fine. And you just go like click a button on your phone and you get at a register when everything's backed up, and then you'll be checking out and you'll be talking to someone.

Speaker 3:

You're like you know, sometimes I work at walmart too. I did that for a while for a couple when I was getting divorced. We were about to live in the weirdest country. It's good because even like even airbnbs like I did it once, but they let you do that thing. Have you ever stayed in an airbnb where you stay with the people while they're home? What the fuck I've done? That's how poor I've been. They're like we have a room in our house. You can come to our house, hit unlock on our door and we could be inside. Fucking we could. We could be cooking stink food. We could be making. You're like what do you like this food? You want some too bad you can't have. It's not in the pocket. We don't have to feed you.

Speaker 3:

I stayed at one of those, went inside their house, went upstairs, came back down. They were there. I said hi to them. He was like polite, I'm like, yeah, I'm staying here like you're. Like you're a comedian. That's crazy.

Speaker 3:

And then I went out and fucking partied and I got home at three and the guy was watching TV and I dude, I swear I don't remember exactly. I just remember him being like. I remember his hand, but it felt like he did. He had a newspaper and he had his fucking glasses. I felt like I was coming home. I literally opened up the front door, like a guy at an Airbnb. And I opened up the front door and he goes and he looked. I swear to God, he went I don't even think there was a watch on it and he just goes Kind of late. Huh and I go. Yeah, he just goes kind of late. Huh and I go. Yeah, I'm 31 years old and I'm fucking a comedian. What are you talking about? What are you judging me? You're the one renting out your room to a fucking. You don't even know if I'm a man or a woman and fucking get it wrong right now, and I'll sue your ass in your own house. You better watch out airbnb. I'll sue your ass if you ask me to do the dishes one more goddamn time.

Speaker 3:

But yeah, so that's we're like, that's, that's how we, that's the world we live in. We're gonna be sitting around campfires in the future because that's all we'll have. We're gonna be all like around fire and people are going to be like you're going to be like telling people what the life was like and they're going to be like what are you talking about you didn't have to take care of yourself. You're like no, I would be drunk. Get, get an Uber home, because I took an Uber there Cause I knew I was going to drink. Get an Uber home. See the bill for how much I spent that night.

Speaker 3:

Get in my car fucked up. Drive for Uber for a little bit. Pick up other drunker people. I'm like I knew it. Literally. I'm a saint. They shouldn't be driving. And we're just all going to be around a fire pit. People are going to be like that's crazy, you would do that. And you're like, going to be around a fire pit. People are going to be like that's crazy, you would do that. And you're like, yeah, and then they would. His buddy would be behind you. He's going to strangle you and you're going to thank you and they're going to steal you for all your stuff and you're going to they'll eat you and you'll. And you'll just be like you'll. That's what you're going to think of when your life flashes before your eyes. It's not going to be cool, it's not going to be sexy. It's going to be like you. And the amount of times you're just like it's three minutes away, just the amount of times you're checking your uber thing. It says it's around the corner. Guys, we have to actually go down here.

Speaker 3:

I didn't know that's what we have to look forward to waiting till the world ends. I hope the world ends because whenever the world ends, I don't know what tier of the first people to go, but I'm not like one of the last people. I'm like one of the last people that's like sitting there Like I'm not that guy around that. I'm like I'll literally just be like goodbye, I'm out of here. You know, I don't think I'm. I'm not that guy. I'm like one of the first tier people going out or whatever.

Speaker 3:

But I mean I'm like dude, I have hemorrhoids. I've had hemorrhoids my entire life. Every, every, every day, I wake up with hemorrhoids and then like, like today, like I wiped. I wiped my ass and it was just like, oh okay, oh okay, cool, they all pop. That's why I'm like, why do I feel better? Oh, those polyps of blood where you shit out of fucking. Yeah, I bet you feel a little better.

Speaker 3:

My toilet papers look like a fucking tie-dye Buc t-shirt, bro. It was. Oh my god, yeah, it looks like I'm like the best shitter at a buckies or whatever. I'm like sponsored by buckies. Oh my god, dude, I'll be honest, I hate going to like a. Sorry, I love going to Bucky's. I hate like what a Bucky's is. I hate that. We like all love going to them like they are awesome or whatever, but Bucky's are like too nice that when you leave a Bucky's I don't like that people are like smiling.

Speaker 3:

Do you know what I'm talking about? Like you walk in and you go past artwork you can buy artwork that's in a gas station shitter. Can you fucking believe it's on the wall and it's not six bucks. It's like an American flag like made out of belt buckles for like 700 bucks. Just next, like shits from all over the country and like just of all shapes and sizes, ages, people at work, going to work with their families on vacation, shits. Just that fucking aerated shit. You're like you would buy that I. There's no way you don't buy that and put it in your house and your life falls apart. There's no way you buy gas station shit or art from a fucking Buc-ee's, put it in your car. It's got rust all over it. You get a tetanus shot later because you're like, yeah, my Buc-ee's aren't got any. And you fucking put it in your car and you drive it for the rest of the trip home, 200 miles home, and then hang it in your house and your kids are like I don't feel very good.

Speaker 3:

It's like yeah, well, there's shit and rust on this art that I bought, because I have no idea of a concept of what fine art is or what an experience is. My experience is getting gas and then being like let's go on a vacation. Oh, wow, sandwiches I've had my entire life, god, we're so fucking over it, we're so done. And, oh my God, I do live during the best time. Like I do think sometimes, I do believe in reincarnation and I, even when I was a kid, I had this feeling that, like I think that when you this was my thought when I was a kid I thought that I was like, was like you die and then you're like in heaven and I would think about heaven and it would be scary thinking about being in heaven for so long. It would actually give me like a panic attack. It felt like so then I would be like, well, I bet I sort of got to be, like I bet God like puts like a helmet on you, like like, uh, he's like a, he's like a Rick and Morty kind of a guy. He puts like a helmet on you and then you just get to go, you get to go back into life. Like it's like a video game or whatever. That's like how I that was. I swear to God, that was like what I imagined. And I bet when you're picking it, I'm sure it's like fun to be enlightened. And every once in a while you're like an angel and you're like you know what. I want to go back and I want to be something. I don't have like a hard life. Maybe I want to like learn the lessons, but then I bet I was up there and I would like I was probably like you know did. I don't know what I did before, but you're like they're like clocking it and they're like what do you want to be?

Speaker 3:

You're like make me a white guy. You're like picking it. You're like ordering it like chipotle. You're like make me a white guy, I'm gonna be a comic 20. Yeah, I'm gonna go through covid, uh-huh. You're like ordering. They're like are you sure it's like you never like order at like a restaurant? They're like are you sure you're not done yet? You're like is this from? Are you ordering from more than one people at this new like reincarnation? You're doing like no, white covid comic poor. But like I'm okay Cause I don't have kids or whatever, and like I just feel like every time.

Speaker 3:

I pick it. They're like, oh, my God, and then God sends me back, and then you get to do this one and you're like I'm like, oh, don't forget Uber. So like, okay, give me, can we get a side of Ubers for the table? I want to live in that time. I want to live with all that. Alright, because this is the best. It's like the best and the worst time.

Speaker 3:

Like, if you're like I'm, I'm okay, I wasn't born in a country where I can't get Ubers and have hemorrhoids and just and just never figure those. Just, I'm just a guy who has shit, you just bleed shit. And then you tell people, just, I'm just a guy who has shit, you just bleed shit. And then you tell people you're like that's part of being a human, isn't it funny? Don't question it. Just keep eating Cheez-Its, Just keep shitting blood and just stop asking questions. Yeah, I want to go there. That's where I want to live. What a beautiful time to be alive. God, it's good. Yeah, I'm gonna do this. I gotta, I'm gonna do this podcast, we gotta upload it. And then, um, me and Tatum are gonna go, we gotta go to the airport, going, uh, we're going on the road and, god, I can't wait to be back on the road because I've been having fun. I've just I've been here with Tatum, her husband and her kid and I. Of course I'm an adult and I'd rather go like somewhere where you know you can party sometimes, but like it was kind of nice hanging out this week and getting to do a bunch of shit that like dude people because I don't have a kid. I'm sure it's annoying, but dude, this week I built a trampoline and helped build the um, like there's like a swing set with like a fucking jungle gym that come whatever. I got to build those and that was like kind of fun. Dude, because I like working with tools and I don't really do that anymore. It's not my job for a long time, so I haven't got to like build shit with my hands. So getting to do that and like taking a breather from that.

Speaker 3:

And like playing kids games. You know what I mean. Like doing those stupid things. Or she's like literally the other day we played Freeze. Like every time I'm like what should I play? They're like dude, she doesn't play anything. There's no like you can't like play Monopoly with her. You know what I mean. I was like what do you want to do dude, and so we just like play Freeze. She's like Freeze, it's so fucking easy.

Speaker 3:

We have fake phones. Hello, me too, um, but then, because I'm such a kid, I get to also be like can we go to like a water park, which we did find the other day? I was like me and Tatum were driving Cause I had to go get my phone and it was like this phone. The phone I got was like nowhere near where she lives, so we had to go for a drive. And then, while we were out, we passed six flags like a hurricane Harbor, and I was like you live by that. She's like I didn't even know I lived by that. I was like the fact that you live by that with your daughter and haven't even taken her here or me is a little fucked up. And then, I swear to God, we passed a dirt bike track and I go about this and you didn't tell me anything.

Speaker 3:

She was like yeah, I didn't, I forgot to tell you. I'm like well, it looks like I'm coming back to your house and renting dirt bikes. So God, I can't wait to do that, love it. Yeah, that's the new goal, that's the new thing, and I might change my mind eventually.

Speaker 3:

I like changing my mind, not as like a who I am. You gotta try it it changing my mind not as like a who I am, you kind of. You got, you got to try. You get like like it's like the thing they want. But right now it's a, it's a van with like just enough room. Like picture this I'm laying down in a van already nice. Then next to me, with just enough space for it to be faced out, is my dirt bike. So then I drive around, just me and my dirt bike, and if you don't think that sounds good, you're probably not a man. And if you are a man and you don't think that sounds good, you're probably in a very healthy relationship. And that's gross, because that's what dude, straight relationships are gay Like, just so you know. I keep saying that a lot, but like literally straight people being like oh, we fit.

Speaker 3:

But I'm straight, so it's like that's what I'm saying. Like I'm straight, so I'm straight, so that's what I'm saying. I'm straight, so I'm gay. Does that make sense? Sorry, I'm trying to open your eyes with a fucking podcast, trying to make you guys fucking be awake, not be woke. Be awake, god dude.

Speaker 3:

I do love living inas because the wildlife here is like very beautiful. Like there's a bunch of birds that are building nests right now, like around this area, and oh my god, they're so fucking cute. The other day I woke up and there was a baby bird that was, I guess, it like I don't know, I don't know what had happened, but it was outside, right here, like on this patio. So I came out and I literally like walked out here and I looked down. I was like holy shit. And I looked down and I see this bird and we like you, like it's like kind of did this thing where, because it can't fly yet it just looked at me. It was like scared or, I assume, scared. Maybe it was looking at me. It's like this guy looks like a bitch, but like it looks scared. But then I saw it. We like saw it hop away and then Tatum was like fuck, should we do something for it? I'm like I think let it be like. And then we even like looked up like you're supposed to let it be. But then later we saw it like she saw it trying to jump into, like her wheel. Well, she was trying to jump, like put it into her wheel like the Jesusesus christ the bird was trying to like jump into the wheel. Well, and then later she's like felt bad, like I don't think we're supposed to do anything and she's like, no, you're right. And then later we saw somehow it had gotten into the tree.

Speaker 3:

So like that being able to see that shit, or like going on walks where there's like baby raccoons or fucking ants or fucking whatever, but like that stuff that I like and that's kind of why I want the van and the dirt bikes, that's like I think being able to do that and then be able to like be go camping, go ride my dirt bike out, fucking in the woods, like do whatever shit like that. I just think that would be so fucking fun. And also cause I also think that like I've thought about it long enough and I've ridden motorcycles to where I know, I'm like trying to get it, because I'm not trying to be like impress people like I want like a shitty old dirt bike in a shitty old van, just because, like for my peace of mind, the only thing I do when I'm not gonna try to go fast but I do want to learn how to do wheelies. I will say that I do want to be a guy who can wheelie on a dirt bike without thinking about it and backflip. So I I was, I wanted to learn it this summer, but I keep smoking the vape, which makes me not do things and it makes me boring and lazing.

Speaker 3:

But that's what I want to do. I want to learn how to backflip, maybe onto a dirt bike and then backflip the dirt bike and then flip the world over my back. Is that is? Am I? Is that, am I a? Is it a psychopathic thing if I do believe I'm going to backflip a dirt bike one day and maybe even just into a foam pit? I don't know, because I'm I'm pretty good at manifesting. I'm not great at keeping the fest going, but I'm great at the man part. Yeah, yeah, I'm a man, so I can't get used to it. But I think that's the.

Speaker 3:

Uh, I think that's the podcast for this week. I am trying to upload a bunch more episodes, so they'll be. Yeah, there's gonna be some fillers to get to episode 100 and if you you're like, well, then I'm going to dip out, go the fuck ahead. Bye, please, come back. I miss you. Let's just end the podcast now. I love you. I'll see you on tour and I have holes in my schedule. So if you see that there's a hole and I'm in between cities and you're like I know where you could do a show, fucking message my ass so I can do more shows, so I can buy a dirt bike. That's the podcast. I'm going to go shit out of hemorrhoid. Love you, kisses, bye.