Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox
“Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox" is a hilarious and insightful podcast that takes you on a wild ride through the mind of comedian Bobby Jaycox. With his unique perspective as a comedian with ADHD, Bobby shares his unfiltered thoughts, stories, and experiences in a way that will leave you laughing out loud and nodding in agreement. Join Bobby and his guests as they navigate the chaos of everyday life, discussing everything from relationships and pop culture to mental health and personal growth. Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, relatability, and a whole lot of discombobulation. Tune in now to experience the world through the eyes of a comedian with ADHD.
Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox
94 New York To Texas | Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox
Join Bobby on an epic road trip as he drives 24 hours from New York to Texas, sharing unfiltered thoughts from behind the wheel that range from hilarious to surprisingly profound.
When Bobby finds himself with an unexpected day in New York City before hitting the road, he makes the impulsive decision to attend Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden. Standing outside the legendary venue, he experiences a powerful full-circle moment, reflecting on his first-ever New York performance at the tiny Magnet Theater years ago. Though he doesn't get selected to perform among hundreds of hopefuls, the experience becomes a meaningful marker in his comedy journey.
The podcast takes an unexpected turn when Bobby recounts a run-in with NYPD officers after lighting up a joint in a park. Rather than panicking, Bobby's honesty and quick humor lead to a surprising outcome – the officers laughing so hard they tear up his citation. This story evolves into thoughtful reflections about privilege, human connection, and the value of owning your mistakes.
Perhaps the most memorable moment comes when Bobby describes a hotel room interruption at the most inopportune time – a front desk employee knocking repeatedly to charge for "incidentals" forgotten during check-in. Bobby's negotiation for free water and late checkout showcases his ability to find humor in awkward encounters while standing up for himself.
Throughout the episode, Bobby weaves between road trip observations, philosophical musings about life's random encounters, and practical advice about handling uncomfortable situations. Whether he's contemplating what he'd do with lottery winnings or critiquing people who drive with their feet out the window, his stream-of-consciousness style creates an intimate listening experience that feels like riding shotgun with a hilarious friend.
Have you experienced a full-circle moment in your life? Share your story and subscribe to hear more of Bobby's adventures on and off the road!
https://www.patreon.com/c/DiscombobulatedwithBobbyJaycox
Bobby is on tour. You can come see his show. You can come see his show. You can come see him do his comedy. You can come see his show If you live in Canada. That's where he's going first. You can see him August 21st through the 23rd at the House of Comedy in Vancouver, british Columbia. Come to a show. It's my birthday on the 23rd. Come out and buy me Nothing, just hand me cash.
Speaker 2:Then after that, where are we going? After that, I will be at the Funniest Person in Austin on August 27th. Come out and see that semifinals Come out. And see that semifinals Come out. See the semifinals. It's right before the finals. So you get to see the really good people who will make it to the finals and the fucking dog shit people want, but not as bad dog shit because they made it past the finals.
Speaker 1:So Then, august 29th and August 30th, I will be doing Don't Tells in St. Then, august 29th and August 30th, I will be doing Don't Tells in St Louis, missouri. Sign up for Don't Tells. Find out where those shows are and I will try to put links on my website, but I'm always striving.
Speaker 2:And what else? What other dates are after that? Can you remember, bob? Yes, september 4th through the 5th I will be opening for no, sorry, sorry, erica, erica Rhodes, I'm opening for her Fort Worth Big laugh.
Speaker 1:And then when I go to Canada, I'm going to be with Cactus State. Can't wait to go on the road to Cactus State. That's the next thing I'm going to do once I finish this drive. So, thank you, come out, see you show, love you Bye. Here's the episode, unless I didn't upload it because it's the end of the podcast and I didn't know if I was going to remember it. I didn't want it to stop because I had to stop the car and it's like that's crazy, because I'm like you've got to drive if you're going to make it there, because I like to pull over and I like to poop, but I've been driving for so long that I didn't shower and so my poops are like whoa that's stinky.
Speaker 1:Here's the episode.
Speaker 3:Hey, welcome back to another episode of Discombobulated, the only podcast coming at you at. I should probably slow down a little bit. I think 70 is good, right? Hey, the mega million here is $216 million. What would you do with that? I wouldn't change a damn thing. Might buy a couple extra coffees here and there, though no, I would change literally everything. You wouldn't recognize me. 216 million, you stay the same. What are you an idiot? I also.
Speaker 3:I play Grand Theft Auto and I get all the money. And then I stop at stoplights. I don't rob anybody liars, fuck whites. I don't rob anybody Liars, fuck. Sorry, I gotta. We're driving. I just stopped at a gas station. I say we, there's no one with me, it's just me.
Speaker 3:Whatever other things are going on in my brain? And you listening, what a beautiful sight, can you see it? You can barely see it on there, but it is beautiful on in my brain. And you listening, what a beautiful sight, can you see it? You can barely see it on there, but it is beautiful here. And we're not. We're way past Pennsylvania. I don't know where I'm at. I put it in my GPS, it's fine. I have a roadmap in the back that I won't know how to use. So everything's good.
Speaker 3:I got a coffee and I wanted to get a hot coffee but the place was like we're on a boil notice. And then they made coffee, and I know they boil it, but like I just don't trust the gas station boiler. What if it gets just hot? And then I drink coffee and throw up all on my windshield, can't see anything, try to clear it, cow Move. And then I realized I'm driving the DeLorean and I just went. Gonna go back in time, I'm gonna go back in time, but no, for real, if my phone died I would be completely fucked. Oh, cool, bobby, is it safe to be doing this while you're driving? A hundred percent. I talk to myself like this when you're not around.
Speaker 3:And I set it all up before I got on the highway. Okay, bobby, no one asked you to explain yourself. Good, if right now, click, click, click, click, click on the side of the road, let say, okay, I see rest area, 70 mile an hour, mile 200. Okay, that's all I would have been able to see. And the sunset. And I know that the sun rises in the east and sets on the west side. That's the story, and I would.
Speaker 3:So, I would, so I would do that and then be like I'm really glad I remembered that and I'm really glad that I know that and as it's setting, I'm like, well, did it go? Like like that's West, but like West is a West? There's a lot of ground to cover. So I would have that. And then I guess I would open up my roadmap and I would have that, and then I guess I would open up my roadmap and I would go I've already forgot what state I'm in and I'd panic. And then I'd be like, okay, so you know, you went to Pennsylvania, and then, I believe, maryland, and then I believe I must still be in possibly Virginia.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's why they're on a boil notice. They're like we don't ever drink water here, man, please, it's actually something like I don't know anything, I don't know nothing, and so I would be lost and I'd be like, okay, I'm there, and I'd be like mile, like the highway, the highway, maybe I'm on the Kentucky Derby Highway, and then I would just sit down, have a cry and die. Bobby, you don't have a charger in your car. I would, I would just be, I'm just tired. If that happened, I'm not looking for a charger at Mark and Andre, I'm not looking for a charger at Mark.
Speaker 3:I have what some people would call a 24-hour drive ahead of me. I did about six and I've already listened to every single song I've ever heard. So I'm out of ideas. And then I've listened to podcasts all the ones I like. I don't like right now. Sorry To who? Bobby, myself. Well, that's not a great place for the microphone to be jackass. Lost my train of thought because I was like where's your microphone Way down there, dipshit. So yeah, it's a, it's a 24 hour drive and I could be wrong. But as I get older, is America getting longer? Because I remember and I guess it was because I lived in St Louis and I guess it's like a farther triangle or whatever I guess it was because I lived in St Louis and I guess it's like a farther triangle or whatever than in Dupont. I guess it's like. But it's like it's 24 hours and it used to be. I think from St Louis to like New York was like. I thought it was like 16, but maybe I was misremembering and maybe they moved the highways Like that dang cook bit. They had to move all the highways. They fucked him up. I had to help build. That's why I'm home so late.
Speaker 3:It's a bit about cheating, the timeless act of cheating. When did they first put a word to that Like whenever we were just like animals fucking? And then someone was like, hey, drop that off. That Like whenever we were just like animals fucking. And then someone was like, hey, drop that off, why? My heart hurts. God, it's such a beautiful sunset but it sucks because when you're driving, you can't like look at it. And then when you're in a, when you're a passenger, you feel like a dog, you're just like. You're like looking at it and that feels weird. And then like so you're having an emotion. And then you're also like it's moving kind of fast, and then you kind of don't know what to think about it. And then you're like I've been waiting for this moment to just be looking out a window. And then you're just like, oh, someone breaks the tension by just doing something. But yeah, it's not. I mean, it is long If you divide it by three days. You got to do eight hours a day. So I have my job is to get Bob to Texas. That's my job right now is to get Bob to Texas. That's Bob's job. Get Bob to Texas. It's Bob's job. You got to get Bob to Texas. Slap on my bob Like corn on the cob, Get him to Texas If it's last 50 pieces. Lexington, kentucky. So my brain's not the worst, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I didn't know if I was going to fly, didn't know which day I was going to leave, and then I looked at my schedule and I was like, once I planned to leave, I was like if I leave, I can do like six hour days of driving for four days. Which is better Cause, then you can like stop when you want, you can shit when you want. If you see something like this, you can just stop and just be like maybe it's all connected. And then you get back on the highway and you're like, oh, I'm in traffic at night the worst time to be in traffic. It's just red lights and you're just like I can't even listen to Slipknot Because for some reason I want to be nice to the people next to me. I don't want them to hear I did my time and I want to. I don't want to. I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3:So I waited because I was in New York City. I'm programmed to think I need to be somewhere at a certain place and like I got to do a certain thing at a certain time, and even when you don't, there's like people that you think you have to answer to. And the other day I had like a um, um, a moment and I was in New York City and I was like I don't know if I want to drive right now, because even if I leave, it was like early, but then, or early enough, I could have gotten a couple hours in, but I wanted to pull over sleep. So instead I was like how about I just like sit for a second in New York, just take a breather? And I did the only thing I know how to do like I don't know how to look up the coolest bar nearby. If we look up food, I want to go to Chipotle, but if I don't know what to do, I'm going to go to a comedy club. And I looked up and, like we looked up food, I want to go to Chipotle, but if I don't know what to do, I'm going to go to a comedy club. And I looked up and like we looked up what the comedy clubs are around, and then like, looked up like comedy shows, and then like I guess it was an Instagram, I think it was my buddy Steve's. He shared that, like, kill Tony was in New York at Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 3:I've never been to Madison Square Garden, never've never been to Madison Square Garden, never had that opportunity to be that close. And if you're a comic you get in for free. I did not know that. I bought a ticket. I didn't want to mess anything up and I bought a ticket anyway. So I bought, I did buy a ticket and then I tried to sell it. You can't sell it if it's like too close to showtime. But what say? That's not already been said You're the kid at school that everybody doesn't like and you're ruining everything and we know it, and your mom's, the principal and the teacher for so long, and they all are in cahoots. And so I bought the ticket. And then I bought a hotel Because I was was like I want to get a good night's sleep, I want to sign up for kill tony and um, here's my philosophy on it.
Speaker 3:Because I know, like dude, there was not a lot of like new york comics, because I feel like there's so many people have different feelings on kill tony or whatever. But simon cowell is asshole. Would you not go on American Idol if you were Christian, like yeah, he's an asshole but like wouldn't you use that fame to like do or whatever? And maybe I'm the jerk, but I was like dude. Casey rocket, I think, is one of like the funniest comedians I've ever seen live and he got like his pop on kill tony and so I was like dude. I've had so many friends that have like done the show and everything. I've never been to madison square garden so that's what I did and uh, I can't remember if it was the night before or whatever.
Speaker 3:Everything kind of merges together when you're on the road because there's like your brain's like kind of over stimulated and you don't get good sleep in your car in new york city. You know you're just trying to help people. You know you're like you're you don't even have a place to live. You're just trying to be like your friendly neighborhood homeless man. You're just trying to be your friendly neighborhood homeless man.
Speaker 3:I was walking around when I decided to do it, either the day of or whatever. I don't really know what I believe religiously. I feel like that's part of it. If you're not questioning it boring, you're not questioning it. You question every single thing. Why are these cones here? Why is you question everything. You know, why wouldn't you question that?
Speaker 3:But when beautiful things happen like this, like I signed up for kill Tony and I'm Madison Square Garden, I'm like walking around, like in a couple blocks around, and and the first time I ever did a show in New York City, if I remember correctly, was I flew with my sketch group, first time I ever flown in my life. I was 25. It was like a decade ago I was probably even longer and so we came here and I was walking around and the first show we did was at the Magnet Theater and I was. So we came here and I was walking around and the first show we did was at the Magnet Theater and I was just looking around and I like stopped and looked over and just like I saw the Magnet Theater and I didn't cry like you wouldn't call what I did crying. It was way weirder than that. It was like a like I don't know it was on, it was unmatched. I never there's nothing I can compare it to and I was like everything's. Everything happens for a reason. Everything's's beautiful. I don't know what I believe in, but this is nice. I've been here in like over a decade and this is the first place I've performed and I'm about to perform at Madison Square fucking Garden and I did not. They call six people and there's like 300. Do you want to do the odds? Because I can't, but I had a great time.
Speaker 3:Saw a show at Madison Square Garden, went to the stand afterward, saw a bunch of friends Lizzie, cassie, friend of the show, been on the pod, saw other friends, saw other people, met new people, met new friends, met some guys that killed Tony. I was like get in my car. Drove over there, sweet guys, very sweet guys, definitely. Took an offer and kept like you want to go grab merch? I was like we should probably just get in the car. Ah, you're right, care if I go talk to my buddy If you want to. But we should probably get out of here. Love the guy. We contain multitudes. So I'm hanging out with him and his buddy and we're having a great time. We're all fucking sucking on one vape. It's great, and so I don't make it. We watched Kill Tony. Got to see people that I know go up. It was awesome, great, sick, cool.
Speaker 3:But at the end you're so exhausted. Imagine like if you're a comic. It's like if you're waiting to go up and you just don't know when you're going to go up next. Well, multiply that by Madison Square Garden up next. But multiply that by Madison Square Garden, multiply that by Madison Square Garden sold out. So you're like a little nervous because you're not really sure when you're going to go next. And then when you go next, you're also not like they're not like this. Where you go up, they're like you're going to go up and then they'll. When they get backstage, you're going to figure it out and it could be right after a guy you used to watch in movies, good luck, they're booing anybody who says something remotely Ooh, wide lane, not wide lanes, but a wide shoulder Makes you think that if I got in an accident I could do something cool before I passed away. So yeah, all right, that's what I did. What did you do? Yeah, it was a great time.
Speaker 3:I also went to New York and I texted my buddy, kevin, and he didn't have anything going on. So I met up with him and he met me outside and he had two longboards. So we skateboarded around New York City Pretty much Ninja Turtles, if you ask me. So we're skateboarding around New York and then we're having fun and then we stop and we go. I'm just going to be honest. We are at the edge of a park. I'm not trying to sugarcoat things, but when you picture a park, don't picture swings, like picture an area, and there's mostly like, not homeless people, but people that are like they, like I see them, they see me. We know that we're different levels of like. We're getting close to like good luck, so that.
Speaker 3:And then literally no kids, cause I don't remember what day it was, but it was like a school day. There was no kids. I wouldn't try to smoke pot around kids. So we light up a joint, but it's also New York and I was like it's decriminalized or whatever. As soon as we light up a joint, dude, these cops pulled up Like they were playing like a video game and they drove on the sidewalk. They pulled right up and hey, should I put this out? My buddy's like no, it's decriminalized. And they get out. I'm like, hey, man, that's like you can't do that. And I was like, for sure, I know Whatever he's like, we have to write you a ticket.
Speaker 1:I was like no.
Speaker 3:Please, oh, no, please, god, look at that. I felt like thatened to the best of us. And then something amazing happened Is they were like we have to write you a citation. I was like, oh man, and my buddy was like dude, and Kevin was like give me the ticket. And they're like we have to write you a citation. I was like, oh man, my buddy was like dude, and Kevin was like give me the ticket. And they're like no, it's fine. And I was like I don't think we're going to do this. I was like, dude, no, it's fine, I don't care. And they're like well, it's just a citation. I'm like, right man. I go, oh man, I was like all right. And then like because, dude, sincerely, everything was calm.
Speaker 3:I know I'm white, a lot of things. I'm not sure, whatever I get, that Stories can't be about everything. Is that a ridiculous thing? Jokes have to be about everything. Is that a ridiculous thing? Jokes have to be about something. And so these two cops come over. Not white, that, I think. One for sure, bob, how do you? You're right, but I'm sure. If you're not sure, I wouldn't be sure about you.
Speaker 3:That's what I'll say, and so just breathe man I feel like I was on a good thing. Oh, I'm getting arrested for pot. And so the cops come over, they're giving a citation and they're like it's 25 bucks. I'm like no problem, okay, 25 bucks, whatever. So then I kind of relaxed too, because I'm like, well, at least I'm not like going to jail, you know. And when they told me that, you know, I was like dude, I've done the same. I did the same thing. I was being honest. I was just like I've done this. I thought I thought this was fine, I'm sorry. And they're writing me the like citation. They got my ID and everything. They also got my. They go, is your. What did they say? They were like is your name, is your? I don't remember, I don't.
Speaker 3:I'm not gonna make fun of the guy if, because I can't make fun of me right now, I'm not going to. He did something fucked up. He's looking at my ID. I was like how much is the ticket? He's like it's $25. I can't remember exactly what I said because I was also nervous. Your brain doesn't work right. I was just like I guess I just will. I was just like, uh, I guess I just, you know. And so I was like, uh, I kind of panicked and I was like, well, it's 25 bucks, that's a lot of money. And I got no and I was like this is my only t-shirt, this is my only t-shirt for the day.
Speaker 3:I said something like that and the cop goes and I turn and I see him laughing. I go did you laugh, dude? If you laugh, I go, come on, that's gotta be a. I got no ticket. I made you come on. And then they kind of laughed and they were like they finished the stuff and I was like no, I get it.
Speaker 3:And then they didn't give me a ticket, which is nice and white privilege and a lot of that, but also cool. And I also like yeah, I did like, and a lot of that, but also cool. And I also like I also was like, yeah, I did like, is pride myself and if no, if I don't do it, who else is gonna do it? And I'm definitely more loving of myself. I have a more like like. One of my friends was like you kind of think highly of yourself and I was like I never did for a long time and now like I'm really, really doing it. But I don't know why I said that I forgot what I was gonna. Sorry, I'm all over the place and I've been driving a lot.
Speaker 3:Slept in a parking lot. Yeah, you just got to try stuff. Be honest, whenever they're like you're in trouble, you're like you know what? I ain't in trouble, but not always. There are times. I'm not talking about the cops, so I'm not going to make that. Whatever my point is Is that, like, sometimes if you're wrong, just be wrong and I don't know.
Speaker 3:I feel like I'm okay being wrong, not if the other person's being crazy, but like I feel like if there's something to be said and someone feels a certain way, being able to hear them and understand their side or what you did wrong, and those guys are like hey, we're doing our jobs, this is what we do. We're civil servants. You can't do that. Okay, you're talking about hey, you made our job easier. You know what? And they've already gotten so much money from me in New York. I've gotten my car impounded. I've gotten tickets. When you get a ticket there, you're like getting impounded, honestly, sincerely, okay. Okay, I'm saying this. Don't listen to me, don't do this. I'm saying this don't listen to me, don't do this. I'm saying. I believe my recollection was that it might have been more expensive to park where you can just get a ticket for like $110 than getting your car impounded for, like, I don't think it's that much, bobby, it was way more for me. Then I'm wrong, but I'm just telling you that's what I remember, and then see I could be wrong. But if I say I'm not wrong, I really don't think I'm wrong. Bobby, what's going on with you? I don't know. I'm on the road, so maybe I'm more free than you. Maybe this is how your brain's supposed to be. Maybe your brain's supposed to be scattered with so much caffeine. It's scary. So, oh, and then, uh, what happened at the hotel? I go to check in and I get this hotel and it's like you know, I spent a little bit of money, but I was like you know, I want to stay close, I don't want to be hard the next day to get to Madison Square Garden for Phil, tony and everything. So I get a hotel room and I get in, check in was great, the guy was nice, everything was cool. Go up to my room, go to lay down and then maybe did something that wasn't like watching TV or going to sleep or just watching TikToks, but like also using my phone and like also like my heart's beating fast. This is gross. So, but I'm being honest, I'm jerking off because I'm scared and alone in New York City, at least not doing it in the subway.
Speaker 3:This is the end of the episode. If you made it to this, you got it. You want to know the nitty gritty? And then there's a knock at my door and I'm like no. And then there's a knock at my door and I'm like no. And then there's like another knock at my door and I was like oh, I'm, I'm still saying the same answer. And then he knocks again and I was like I'm sincerely, like I'm about to get really mad. And then the guy's like I need to talk to you. And I'm like you, dude, you better be tony hinchcliffe. You, you better know that I'm signing up and you, you're gonna make I'm on the show tomorrow and you're going to make I'm on the show tomorrow.
Speaker 3:And it wasn't. It was the guy up front and, because I'm so fun to talk to and I'm so discombobulated myself and I bring you into my sphere, he forgot to charge me for incidentals. And so I go to the door and I'm like yeah, and he goes oh, I forgot to charge you for incidentals. I was like that sucks man goes. Oh, I forgot to charge you for incidentals. I was like that sucks man, I'll talk to you in the morning. And he's like no, no, no, like that's my bad. I'm like, yes, I know, sucks, you know, just like. If I did the incidentals and then I like accidentally smoked a cigarette in here, I couldn't be like I forgot to do my job. See how you're wrong and you should just be like.
Speaker 3:But then he did it. I was like I went downstairs, I was like dude, what's going on? He's like dude, it was my bad. And I was like dude and I literally said Like a jackass. But I also, right to the point I go, I can't even believe I said this.
Speaker 3:But I'm honest, that's what you like about me. What are you going to give me Fully hard boner? What are you going to give me? And I don't mean like that, I don't mean like sexually, I just meant like that, like I'm so hard from like watching porn on my phone. What category? I'm not telling you my category right now. We're going to have to get way more followers for me to tell you. You're lucky, I'm telling you this. And so I was like what are you going to give me?
Speaker 3:And he goes well, how about some complimentary snacks? And like, looked up at him like I was like man, I'm not, he's like some waters. I think you know what I was like. Give me a bunch of waters and I go how about this? What time's checkout tomorrow? Dude, you don't have to follow me that close there there's. There was so much time for you to get in the other lane past me because I'm going the speed limit in the right lane and people just love to get on your ass because something's going on in their life. How do you know I've done it? How do you know it's not something different? No one is having a good day and drives up on your ass and then shifts lanes. And he just went and he's in the left lane and a guy's driving slow in that lane and he gave him way more time.
Speaker 2:Is it real?
Speaker 3:So I got free water and then I asked the guy. I was like all right, listen man, give me some free water. Then I asked the guy I was like all right, listen man, give me some free water. Then that's fine, since you fucking walked in on me almost jerking off and then check out times at what he's like 11, I go. How about this? I need to sleep in and I got stuff to do tomorrow. How about we do 12, 30 or I will have a 12 and I'll be eating this. How nice he was. He was like I'll give you one. I was like thank you. And I told him thank you. And I was like that's thank you, man. And so that that made me feel good. And then, because I did ask, I was like that was like oh, that was the first thing I said. I was like can I get money off? And he's like man, I can't. I was like, okay, I was like that's where. I was like what are you gonna give me?
Speaker 3:So I try to be reasonable, but also, being a little like bitchy is like this. I heard this on a podcast episode from two people I don't know, so I'm sorry to misquote or to not quote unknown, but they were like like. They were like you're kind of bitchy and this guy was like yeah, like, and that's like how this country was founded, that's how so many things happen and get solved and whatever. By the way, I have my knee up and just so you know I'm not a foot out the side guy. Those people are dude. What group of people don't you like? Because if you're not allowed to say crazy stuff like that, but if I could pick it's foot out the window, that I don't even mind, I don't love it. But there's things that I don't love that I don't like you, just kind of like. I have empathy and I understand that my next life I might be like that. But feet out the window people, even passengers'm like it doesn't even feel that comfortable. But then you do it like once, for like a second or whatever you kind of want to do. It Feed up on the dash, fucking on the thing.
Speaker 3:In my experience, some of the worst people you've ever met this girl I dated in high school that had sex with my best friend, her mom, constantly. She would like talk shit about other girls in high school that had sex with my best friend, her mom, constantly. She would like talk shit about other girls in high school. What are you doing? What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 3:I, I like stood up. I like stood up, for I was stuck up to my little brother. I stood up for my little brother because someone was picking on him and, like, I was a little like, but, brother, I stood up for my little brother because someone was picking on him. But I'm like that's like an age gap. It's not my kid and I know that people are like I would do whatever. They would do that. But sitting at home and being like she's a bitch, you're like what are you Grow up? That's just how I feel.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, and then the next day I did this too, because, also, they gouge us everywhere, people who own buildings and own, they make money. People make money, and to stay in a hotel is fucking expensive for the amount of thing. Every time I go in, something is not great. You know that too. You know that too. You know that too.
Speaker 3:So I woke up in the morning and I was like, hey, man, you know I was going to leave, I go. Can I ask you a question? I was like the guy, and I even said this the guy last night was really nice, but I paid 83 bucks for parking and I don't want to go somewhere else to park which I did park at Madison. I could have parked at Madison Square Garden but I didn't want to move all my stuff and I was like, can I leave my bag here in my car all day and all like at night or whatever? And he was like for what happened. He was like dude and he said this but that was an inconvenience and we will do that for you and dude. That matters because I've stayed at a place, right, dude, I fucking I fell in the elevator because they're fucking the handle fell off, like the water was all over the floor. So many fucking things happened and they were acting to me like I was crazy and I get that. It seems crazy, but like they saw what happened.
Speaker 3:Anyway, I don't smoke at the vape a lot, I keep trying to quit. I was going a couple days and then I'm driving and I know I'm a. I'm not a hypocrite, I'm really. I'm an addict, I mean no, and I can be a hypocrite too, but I try to be like acknowledging it, because I'm always like done and then I'm not. There's always just a little bit more to smoke.
Speaker 3:So I guess I can put this also. I could put it at the beginning. Let me just no, we'll end the episode and then hopefully I'll clip it. If not, I just won't put my upcoming dates Because I've got to do them from memory. I'm not going to read while I'm driving. That's psychotic. Um, yeah, so I was in New York hotel, all that stuff. So thank you guys for listening. Uh, please join the Patreon. I just posted the smoke show from um, smoking show from Canada, um, and got so much more coming up. I just shot a discombobulated episode in Springfield, so that'll be coming out as soon as it is available to export and upload. So thanks for listening, love you. It's getting dark, I should focus on driving, and thanks for being you. Thanks for listening, love ya, kisses, bye.