Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox

97 Feed a Gremlin After Midnight | Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox

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The open road has a way of pulling profound thoughts from even the most distracted minds. Cruising down highways lined with autumn-kissed trees, this episode captures the stream-of-consciousness reflection that can only happen behind the wheel.

Bobby dives deep into the peculiar hill he's willing to die on – hot coffee versus canned coffee – and why he'll defiantly order a steaming cup even in the sweltering Texas heat. The conversation shifts to life's small revelations, like his first childhood discovery of cruise control and how it terrified him to see his aunt seemingly driving without feet on the pedals.

The meat of the episode tackles a modern philosophical dilemma: how much understanding should we extend to those who seem incapable of reciprocating? When someone cuts you off in traffic, are you obligated to imagine they're rushing to the hospital? Or is there a point where collective consideration breaks down when only some people practice it?

Throughout the journey, Bobby shares moments of connection that punctuate his nomadic lifestyle – attending Nikki Glazer Day at Busch Stadium, bonding with her family, and even getting invited to smoke with her neighbors. He reflects on the liberation that comes with emptying his storage unit, letting go of VHS tapes and memorabilia that once seemed essential to preserving his memories.

Whether you're a fellow road warrior or simply enjoy listening to unfiltered thoughts, this episode offers a window into the comedian's mind as he navigates both highways and life itself. Check out Bobby's website for new tour dates – he's booking shows and ready to bring his unique perspective to a venue near you.

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Speaker 1:

Bob is going to be on tour. Come out, see one of these shows.

Speaker 2:

On September 28th, Bob is headlining at Portland Helium the Helium.

Speaker 1:

Come out See how Papa makes his money. Come see how Daddy makes his dough. Bob, there's a lot of people passing you on the highway. Yeah, they keep changing the speed. Here's the episode what you got for them, Bobby, hey what's up?

Speaker 2:

Hello, welcome back to another episode of Discombobulated no-transcript. It's the fucking best podcast in the world and I don't know why it hasn't been picked up by a major corporation yet. And even if they did, bob would say no. I would say yes in a heart. I would say yes to just about anything In my industry, bob. It can't be that bad. Say yes to just about anything in my industry, bob. It can't be that bad. The last three episodes have been in my car, impossible to watch on YouTube as I look down for a brief second just to see how shaky the video is and that I'm using a microphone to be safe that clip's on. And it was $13. So once you split up all them, everything the price of this, this microphone to make costs 25 cents. So you know, we're just all lucky to be here, right, ain't we all just? Ain't we all just lucky to be here, right?

Speaker 1:

Ain't we all, just ain't we all just lucky to be here.

Speaker 2:

I uh, yeah, what the fuck. I went to go get coffee and again, dude, I went to, I don't. I'm traveling a lot, that's my job but not even just flying. I feel like I drive, you know, as much as a truck driver, and whenever I go to these gloves or other gas stations, a lot of cities, that you can't use their fountain, drinks and anything, and then they're like but you can use the coffee and I know they boil it, but if you're on a boil notice, I'm not trusting your boil skills, because what if the boiler gets broken? Then I do it. So I had to get a canned coffee, which I don't like. I don't like, I'm a hot man.

Speaker 1:

I'm a hot coffee man.

Speaker 2:

I like my coffee hot. I like to be in Austin, texas. I'll go to the Buzz Mill, I'll say the name of the place. That's the only place where customers with a service dog and it doesn't even have one of those service dog things on it. It's just a weird person that fucking shaved service into the dog and it's one of those dogs where it don't grow back. One of those motherfuckers will be like like, oh, I'll have a gotta get one of those. You know they usually have specials and I like to get one of their specials. Gotta get a honey pad there.

Speaker 1:

Hot or iced.

Speaker 2:

It's 100 degrees outside. I'm like hot and someone nearby I haven't oh, really that is crazy.

Speaker 2:

Oh really, you know what's crazier Minding your own damn business or doing what we all do, not minding your business and telling your friend about it. I like it hot. The ones in the can, I hate it. A coffee in a can sucks. I have a. A coffee in a can sucks. Coffee in a can sucks ass. I just got onto. I like. I like liquid death. I like water like that. You know what I like? Water like that. But coffee in a can it's been touched too much.

Speaker 2:

It's like there's the process of the beans and then roasting the beans. Then they're in a factory and then they make it and then brew it. And then they brew it and then they're like, well, it's got to get out quicker. And then they put a chemical in it. I guess that makes it stay fine until for a while and then I get it. No, no, I like beans from somewhere Sprayed with pesticides and stuff immediately, and then those beans are in it, which I don't know if you know is a real thing. There's like a lot, you're like a level of you're allowed, but I like those. That's the how much a hot coffee. I don't want to go and get one of the ones in the cans, cause also the ones in the cans.

Speaker 1:

Impossible.

Speaker 2:

To impossible to first grab to get one that doesn't have all of the sugars you're supposed to have for the week. In there you turn it around and you're like you just won the sugar lottery Same price as the other one. Huh, this one has no sugar. Oh, bobby, you think you're better than people not drinking sugar? No, but I can't have it at too late at night, like a gremlin or a mogwai. What happens if you feed a gremlin after midnight? Do they give birth to something worse? Never thought about that, because if you feed a mogwai after midnight, they're like and then they give birth to all those. Never thought about that, because if you feed a mogwai after midnight, they're like and then they give birth to all those gremlins. So if you feed a gremlin after midnight, what the hell is that thing? What the hell's coming out of that thing?

Speaker 1:

Hmm.

Speaker 2:

Oh, give me that hot, hot coffee, coffee. I'll even take the ones if I'm at someone's house and they do the pod yeah, we got pods. Oh cool, you can't brew a pot of coffee and I'm not shitting on I. I know everyone does. I'm not like telling other people what to do. It sounds like I'm mad. I just don't get it. Bob, what'd you make this morning? One of those pods? Yes, I guess I didn't have time to set the other one.

Speaker 2:

All right, all right, all right, bouncy truck Looks like everybody else in my shaky fucking video. All right, faster, got that cruise control on. Do you remember the first time you learned about cruise control? How old are you? Where were you? Cause I was in the car with my aunt on the way to Chicago and she had sunglasses on and I, like had looked over and looked down and none of her feet were touching the pedals and I screamed cause I thought she was asleep, which then like scared her and made her like jerk the wheel. It's just like what am I? They're not even driving, you're asleep. She's like I'm not sleeping, I just it's called cruise control and I was like okay, and she explained it to me, and she explained it to me and I remember hearing that and just being like when the hell do you need that?

Speaker 2:

but that was also like my parents. We didn't really go on a lot of road trips. I didn't get a chance to look at anyone's feet. They were all yelling. It's hard to check out someone's driving habits when you're not screaming. And my aunt had one of those like happy families where they went over to their house and you're like, oh, why do they still have a kitchen from the seventies? And you're like, because things don't matter to them. Family does. When you hear your family, when you, when you go to someone's house and they have a new backsplash, that kid's getting yelled at. When you go to someone's house and you're like, ugh, that kid is so raised, right, bobby, it's probably just because you think the opposite. Hey, guess what?

Speaker 1:

This isn't therapy for you, it's for me, or can I do? It's not enough for you, but use it again. Boom, it's Bumpy, friend. Every time I do my pod we are on the road for shard, but I don't live anywhere. I can do my podcast on the beach. All of my shows are inland, but you should still come, my friend, because I my shows are in land, but you should still call my friend, cause I wanna lose you and I that's a level of boredom that I've gotten, cause I've been driving so much that when I drive, that when I drive I, that when I drive I cannot sleep and drive that.

Speaker 2:

When I drive, I'm at the point where I'm like what songs did I listen to when I was a kid? Oh, bobby, you listen to Backstreet. We all listen to Backstreet Boys. No one Didn't listen To the Backstreet Boys. No one didn't listen to the Backstreet Boys. So I listened to them. I was like throwing on some like old thing, sick and tired of hearing. All Is that way. That's in sync. What's to do with this pop live and when is it it gonna be out? Oh God, yeah, I was like throwing on some of those songs. I remember being like man. They were really fucking putting songs together. These guys could sing, but they weren't writing the songs. They were like yeah, I can sing. I know we picked you out of a group or whatever. As far as I understand it. Maybe I'm wrong, but the Backstreet Boys weren't showing up at clubs and being like Boo.

Speaker 1:

You ain't even going to believe this.

Speaker 2:

I feel like their first show was like a show. They were signed. I have fucking zero idea how that works. They're like signed by. I have fucking zero idea how that works. I barely, I barely understand how my business works.

Speaker 1:

I'm just having fun, Bob are you competitive?

Speaker 2:

Literally no, Like people are like. People Dude a comic. Like people are like yeah, I'm like, I'm trying to get mine, or whatever. Are you competitive? I, no, People are like I'm trying to get mine. Are you competitive? I'm like, do I look like a guy with competition in his blood? Like I mean, if I'm drunk at a bar and you push me, I'm in Texas and I'm like and I fear for my life. Oh, what are you going to do, Kia? You fucking absolute jackass. Everyone's going slow. Would you like some eye contact? Would that help? Oh, now you're back behind me because, yeah, the guy in the fast lane is going slow, not bob. Oh, I love a cocky guy that's like I'll fix this problem and comes up and like does this? It's the same person that, when there's a spill you know. You're like oh, this isn't even my house, so someone tries to help and they like clear it off. Like they're like gonna fuck there or whatever. And then what are you doing, toyota?

Speaker 1:

and what are you doing?

Speaker 2:

oh my god, I love. I love being better than people when I drive. No, I just dude. I'll drive. Every one of us dude. We all drive a little fast, so we're not perfect drivers. We'll try to get around, but once I'm on a highway or in an area where it's like it's congested, slow and steady, win the race. Where are you gonna go? You just sped up, and now that guy's behind me and he's locked between like a bunch of things, and then the guy that tried to did try to cut over to him. He's whatever. So I don't have a lot of opinions, but I feel pretty firmly in that.

Speaker 2:

I was with a girl one time and she's like you're kind of driving slow, and I was. I was with a girl one time and she's like you're kind of driving slow and I was like but I explained it to her and she's like no, yeah, you're right. And I was like but it was like grossing you out, watching me go slow. And she's like, yeah, because you girls, although you all want to be equal, you guys get to get the ick, but if we are like you, like, you're like oh, oh, I'm a princess.

Speaker 2:

Oh, my god, whatever dad's told you, like you're my little prince, like, just so you guys know, our like moms weren't being. Like you're a little marine, like you're like a little angel, like boys are just like you're my little dead fucking chick. Like if I was being a bad kid, or like not a bad kid, but like if my dad thought I was being a pussy I guess that's what can you say that? But my dad would be like he would. That's what he would say. He'd be like he would call me sarah. So now, if you're named Sarah, I'm like I really like that name. It's a pretty name. We've all dated a Sarah. We've all dated a Danielle. Those are pretty names. Imagine being a Danielle and being like yeah, I'm Danielle, I'm dating a Bobby. Like what the fuck's even going on?

Speaker 1:

Give me that stupid smile, cause I'm not like them.

Speaker 2:

She wasn't even part of all that stuff, was she just mad? Oh, my god, what is your plan? What is your plan? You just fly up on people. I can't just get mad the whole episode. But that is what we're doing as we are driving. It's okay if I get six views during this video, it's fine. It's okay if it shakes, like it looks like someone's taking the video and blowing me, it's fine. I'll tell you something about what I'm struggling with.

Speaker 1:

You know, because I'm not, you know, obviously I'm struggling with Rotarage, but I'm still just rhyming, spilling it.

Speaker 2:

I don't know how to do the thing I keep seeing in videos. I don't know how to um do the thing I keep seeing in videos. Or people are like like right now, like when everyone cuts me off and everything and does that like you were like try to imagine that they're like giving birth right now and they're like late to the hospital and you're like okay.

Speaker 2:

And then just like, the next time someone like comes in your face and it's like you're fucking asshole, just try to be like. Maybe that day they found out that they're in their polyamorous relationship, both people cheated on them and you're like, I like, and I'm just wondering how long do like. If that's the perspective and that's just what's put out there, how many times do we have to be understanding before Like, hey, these people who aren't understanding me running amok, people who are cutting everybody off. I don't see them getting off at the eggs built that said the exit, that says hospital to expat. I don't see them getting off at the eggs that says hospital, the eggs. I don't see them get off at the exit. I didn't see them being really happy. I don't think you know what. That's why I'm struggling with it, because I don't believe in it. I believe in fucking reality, and the reality is that if you were about to give birth, or whatever get a fucking ambulance, get whatever, and that's not even really what this is about.

Speaker 2:

If you're supposed to have understanding for all these other people and what they're going through, at what point am I not allowed to then also slam on my brakes and then be like you scared me Because I thought you were fucking going to the hospital because you broke your leg and I wanted to stop and help you Because I don't see everyone else understand what I'm saying. I've never seen someone like I pass them and they don't give me the middle finger if I'm like being an asshole. They're like, they're not like. I bet that man was pregnant, I bet that buffalo was.

Speaker 1:

I bet that Bob was having a buffalo.

Speaker 2:

Bob gives birth to a buffalo, but yeah, and when I say struggling with it and having like his birth to a buffalo, but yeah, and when I say struggling with it and having like that understanding, I feel that makes me feel calm. You know, at least to know what you're struggling with and like where your shit's going, and also you know hanging out with people that have kids and seeing where all their stress is lying. You're just like people can cut me off. At least I don't have to change a diaper, at least that someone is yelling I just took a shit. Will you come wipe my ass? Like at least like that's. Oh, my God, I'm just just living my life. Imagine I do. I'm doing this podcast and I have like there's like a kid in the back, like Bob has a kid, like I have not just like found, like I have a kid Like discombobulated, like my kid's in the back, and I'm trying to do an episode of my podcast Like is that what we want for Bob? No, when do we?

Speaker 1:

want it Never. When should we get it? Please don't do that, Bobby.

Speaker 2:

And it is beautiful out, it's turning fall, so like all the trees are running out of breath and they're like, they're all, like they're changing to yellow, they're going to drop all their leaves off and I love driving through this. It's no spring, it's I mean, spring is fucking. Oh God. Spring is a an off kilter person that you're dating. Oh God, you look beautiful today. Next day thunderstorm and then falls, like that person that you date, where it's like all right, we know it's coming, we know you're about to get depressed because you're telling us Bob, which one do you like more? I think it's obvious.

Speaker 2:

And then I just get to drive and just see things like Mustang Creek, and then there's no water in it. And then I go over other creeks with no name, driving through a creek on a horse with no name. That's what the next episode should be. I need to get on a horse or like a motorcycle or like do an episode where I'm fucking like in a, like I'm driving a race car. I was like Bob, please don't do that. Okay, man, I really like this truck decided to pass me at half a mile an hour, faster than me. It's really nice. It's actually kind of nice. It's actually kind of nice knowing that if his tire blew out he would literally kill me. And you always think of that. For that first one, for the, for the for those about to kill Bob.

Speaker 1:

We salute you.

Speaker 2:

Oh, he's about to get back over, so that was for no reason. Oh my God, Sometimes when I see a truck driver I don't know what you think of truck drivers, but I know that you see them at gas stations sometimes and you're like I've heard, I've smelled their shits, I've heard their fart. Sometimes I'm like you know what you can't do everything around the country. In some ways we're not as nice as people enjoying themselves driving drunk whatever dignity to respect because they get over with someone's on the shoulder, they do all stuff between me and the other truck and I was like that guy can do one. So I don't understand that. Well, yeah, the people driving traffic for real, we don't give them enough credit for real because they, everything you need gets there by a truck, by a plane. But, fucking, if you're flying, you're, you don't have to. Bob, what about birds? Uh, uh, yeah, yeah. So Truck starts coming towards you.

Speaker 1:

You're toast.

Speaker 2:

You're toasterinos.

Speaker 1:

Toasterinos, toasterinos.

Speaker 2:

But I've been having going good. What's like, what else is going on? You know what? And this is, you know, I'm stressed. The other day I, I was just greeted by a person and in a place where you're greeted Like hey, I said hey, how's your day going? And I didn't even say it like over the top, I was like how's your day? And they literally go. You were literally the first person to ask me that today. Thank you, and I'm like it doesn't take a lot.

Speaker 2:

But I'm not saying that's not what I'm trying to talk about. I'm saying I've just noticed that everyone seems like they're being taken for granted. I feel like I'm not taken for granted, so there must be some time that I am taken. So if I feel like the zeitgeist is that right? But like if people, if everyone's feeling that you know everywhere you go, it just feels like whatever, like I'll go to a place and they'll start to ring out. I'm like, how are you doing? And they ring me on their 1438.

Speaker 2:

I'm like, oh, interesting, and instead of just flipping it, I'm like how you doing? And they ring me on their 1438. I'm like, oh, interesting, and instead of just flipping it, I'm just like you know I might remain neutral, I might not give them any more, but sometimes, if I have a little bit more to pop, I'll pop it out. Because if, if that's the direction we want to go, if we want to close ourselves off to the rest of the world, what do we even have Disney plus for what do we even watch those movies that inspire us? Like, maybe, if we're not even going to try a little bit, if everywhere you go, just like Marlboro lights, no, Damn.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I hate you you just love me off. Love when I did. I have so many fucking we also not doing you know great, um, you know a slight to you. But also you're in therapy and you're paying money. If I was like paying money for shoes that didn't seem like they were comfy and working, um, but people just be like Bobby, you've got to understand that. I'm like, how many times can someone cut you off before someone kills you? And also everyone I know that will tell me to come down, calm down, down, blows up more than me, literally. I've seen someone who's like you know, he's got to understand. I've seen that person throw someone out of a bar with their arms. I've seen someone yell with someone else both at someone, and those people are always like you just got. I'm like, oh, I'm bad. It's so easy for you right now to be like it's like me telling someone you got to read more. It's easy.

Speaker 1:

Cause I'm not doing it. Oh, I'm funky, I'm the Bobby All love to hate.

Speaker 2:

But life's good man. I went to Nikki Glaser day the other day at Bush stadium, which was incredible. I got to hang out with Nikki. I got to see we for like a second dude. That's what's crazy. It's like later we were both talking. She's like, sorry, I didn't really get to talk. I'm like dude, you're like so important. It's what's crazy is like later we were both talking. She's like sorry, I didn't really get to talk. I'm like dude, you're like so important. It's nikki glazer day, the fact that I even got to be a part of nikki glazer day. And then there's also a bunch of other comics I hadn't seen in forever. I got to like talk to them and it's like everyone was so busy, we were all bonding and it was like it felt awesome dude, I got to see her mom, her sister, uh, her brother-in-law.

Speaker 2:

Oh my god, dude, everyone's so, so great. Dude, fucking dude. Julie Glazer, goddamn, is that lady not incredible? I made a stop on the way to the stadium just to get something for Julie and yeah, it was bobblehead day for Nikki Glazer. Nikki Glazer has a bobblehead and a day and say is you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 1:

Let's go.

Speaker 2:

She's so kind and helpful to my career. You got to go see her live. That's the most, that's the most important thing. Bobbleheads are cool and I wish I had it in my car, but I left at her neighbor's house because her neighbors loved me so much. Her neighbors like grew up, went to school with her and then we met and I was making them laugh and they're like hey, do you want to come smoke weed at our house? And I was like I've never dabbled in this stuff. Yeah, so I got to hang out over there and see what the other half lived like.

Speaker 2:

It's such a beautiful, both beautiful homes, beautiful people, beautiful times, shared, reminiscingcing, seeing people. And I saw my buddy, josh arnold, who's on the bob and tom show, and I haven't seen this guy in forever and I was just talking to him and we were kind of laughing, joking, catching up, and then, if I couldn't bob out myself, I just had to be like, and it's so good to see you and you know you're always so we're telling a story that I fully spit right here on him and I wiped it away and immediately he kept his school. He goes. Oh, that's easily one of the 10 grossest things ever happened to me and I was like I want to die and disappear. I wish I could absolutely kill myself right now. I feel so like I'm so upset that that just happened.

Speaker 1:

And I'm so. That's life. That's life. And bob spit on your face down in april and you shot down in may. In other words, please be true. In other words.

Speaker 2:

St Louis is gone now for me it's officially gone, except for the couple. You know a loose end here. A thing there. I'm fully not at St Louis anymore. I got rid of my storage unit, sold my storage unit, sold my storage unit, got rid of it. Why, what are you doing right now? You are literally cutting what. What are you doing right now? Why would you do that? Why would you make me go 10 miles slower? Because you had the fuck to get over.

Speaker 2:

Person behind me got a little bit more space, but I emptied out my storage unit and got rid of everything. I was going to go donate stuff. I know people like to donate stuff and I had it all to go donate. And then I called ahead of time and then they're like we'll take donations, go run back, go run back. Guys Like we don't take donations, and I'm like they said it inside. And he's like, ooh, I'm like sure Didn't get a name. I guess I just thought what your business said was true. He said no, um, but that's, I don't give a fuck. I can't always be giving a fuck. I'm homeless. Do you see a homeless guy litter and go hey, she, yeah.

Speaker 2:

So I and here's what I had to throw away. I had to throw away like I mean, there's a couple like there's like a screenwriter's book that I'm never going to read, that I wanted to keep for when I don't read it. Wayne's World on VHS. You know, the jerk on VHS fucking Tommy Boy on VHS the mask. On VHS the Batman. On VHS Batman 2 on VHS Batman 3 on VHS Batman 4 on VHS A VHS that I bought that just says Riverfront and you're like, oh, I wonder if we're going to solve a crime by buying it. And you don't even go through that. I had to get rid of those and it sucked and it hurt, but I did it and I'm proud of myself.

Speaker 2:

You know I uh it doesn't feel good Throwing away things at first, like I literally was like throwing away memories, like there's certain things that you're like, oh, that thing, and then you just throw it away and you're just like, oh, life goes on and now I don't have to spend you know fucking X amount of dollars to spend to have stuff at a thing and I have that much extra money to spend on my future and I really do feel lighter now and I've just been throwing more stuff away that I do not need, like things that I'm like dude, I have like so many lanyards I'm not like I don't even wear lanyards.

Speaker 1:

What am I gonna do with a lanyard?

Speaker 2:

Like I'm gonna wake up one day and just be like fuck, I'm a gym teacher. I'm gonna wake up one day and just be like fuck, I have a compulsion to wanna spin my keys around. Oh, I have a compulsion to look like I'm going backstage with my keys.

Speaker 1:

Throw them away.

Speaker 2:

Just throw it away. I did. I threw away so many things and was left with only the goods. And if you're wondering if I don't have anything, I do have, I have like a small, I would say everything fits in like a suitcase and then like a little box that's in the closet at Tatum's Everything that's in my car. And then there's a storage unit that I have. There's one storage unit left. Where's that? I'm not fucking telling you because I don't have to do things. I'm learning that If I don't want to do a thing, I ain't fucking got to Bob what if you want to do?

Speaker 2:

a thing, then I'll do it. Well, what if you don to do the thing? Then I'll do it, but what if you don't? Didn't I just say that, alright, I do have attitude and I like it. I like it.

Speaker 2:

Lately I feel connected To the fucking Road and uh, yeah, I got a lot of time off and I need to book, I need to book some shows. So I'm gonna book shows and I got a lot of time off and I need to book some shows. I'm going to book shows and I got a car and I'll be driving around. If you ever see me in a car driving around, don't hit me. Let me know if there's shows. I just put a bunch of tour dates out on my website. Go there and check it out. If you see me coming near you and you're like, hey, I know a spot, we could probably do a show there. So I want to add shows. I want to do it DIY. I want to do it Sam Towns style dude, I got his fucking one thing.

Speaker 2:

I did not throw away that I have there. I was so excited when I found it. I think I have another one in like this box. I keep old comedy stuff, but I have like sam towns, like hand made merch. He like bought yellow koozies and like with this, like just drew on them, and I still have that.

Speaker 2:

I've been listening to. Like running the light which, dude? I thought running the light was going to be a book that like would make sense or that I would understand like later. And it it did. It's an incredible book and it made me. I'm not done with it, I'm on my own. I think I'm on Saturday. Yeah, I'm at Saturday.

Speaker 2:

He's like and dude, oh my God, I don't want to give too much away, but if you are a comedian and you've made it even this far into my podcast, everyone kept telling me I got to read it or whatever, but I just don't read. I know I'm being honest, though Isn't that what being a comic? Isn't that better? I don't read, I try, but I listen to books on tape, so I listened to it. It was awesome. Dude, dude, billy Wayne Davis and Dan Soder Dude, those guys are fucking incredible. They like are the example.

Speaker 2:

If I was like, oh, if I read, to read a book I know I couldn't, but if I was trying, that's where I would aspire to sound in a way, like, oh my God, it's so good. And the amount of things that like as a comic, I've already been through that. I was like what? Because, like, sometimes you'll listen to stuff and you'll be like, oh, I get that I was like a rock star. Because sometimes you'll listen to stuff and you'll be like, oh, I get that, he's like a rock star. I've never lived that life. Whoa, is that really what it's like?

Speaker 2:

And I guess I still always, even after 15 years, I still feel like a newcomer to stand-up. You always feel it because you don't know everybody. I guess it feels like when your bio is not complete on a dating website. You're like, I feel like I'm here, but I don't feel like I'm here yet. So, yeah, it's an incredible. It's an incredible listen and he's, he talks about like relationships.

Speaker 2:

So even if you're like, if anything's going on in your life, this is going to touch on it, and if you like comedy, it's going to touch on it. If you like comedy, it's going to like fucking. I'm not saying anything, hasn't been said. It's been out for fucking forever. I'm late to the party, but yeah, dude, it's a. It's an incredible, it's an incredible listen and it definitely makes me like as a comic feel seen. And there are those moments like dude, moments like they talk about, like drug use and fucking, like parties and certain things that happen backstage, that like when they happen to you like and you hear that other people have happened to them too, all of a sudden you just like don't feel like as alone or whatever you know. So, man, that guy's incredible. Uh, that's it. That's the podcast.

Speaker 1:

I'm hitting traffic and I'm going to scream no, I'm not, no, I'm not. I'm actually really calm lately, Even if stuff makes me mad. I can be calm Even if I'm pissed.

Speaker 2:

I can be chill, that's the way.

Speaker 1:

God intended his will, because Jesus is Lord and Christ is God, and God is amazing and amazing's hot. My wife's Christian and so am I. We're gonna both go down on a guy, but we said sorry, so it's not gay. We can't even go to hell anyway, cause that place is for poor people who can't cheat on their spouses and then go to. Bonnaroo. My name's Bobby. That's the show.