98 Sidewalks in Portland | Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox

What happens when you combine perfect hoodie weather, exceptionally potent cannabis, and sidewalks that require the vigilance of a bomb squad technician? Welcome to Portland, Oregon – a city that demands you look up at its breathtaking beauty while carefully watching every step.

The contradictions of Portland create the perfect backdrop for reflection. One moment I'm admiring the stunning architecture and fall colors painting the sky in magnificent hues, the next I'm dodging "dog" waste with the agility of an Olympic athlete. This constant shifting between appreciation and avoidance becomes a metaphor for life itself – finding beauty despite obstacles.

My adventures took unexpected turns, from dropping an AirPod on an airport bathroom floor (creating an existential hygiene crisis) to visiting what I can only describe as a "witch coffee shop" complete with tarot readings and crystal-infused beverages. The cannabis scene lived up to its reputation, leading to a sushi experience where I questioned whether decorative flowers were meant for consumption (they weren't, but I ate one anyway to the visible confusion of the chef).

The most profound moment came during an evening walk as dusk settled over the city. As the sky transformed through different shades of blue, I found myself overwhelmed with abstract gratitude – not directed at anything specific, just a general appreciation for being present in that beautiful moment. Sometimes thankfulness doesn't need a target; it can simply exist as recognition of the wonder around us.

From serendipitous encounters with strangers who became temporary companions to observations about the eclectic Sunday crowd, Portland revealed itself as a place that embraces individuality in all its forms. The city doesn't hide its flaws but somehow integrates them into its unique character, creating an authenticity that's increasingly rare in our world.

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Hello, welcome back to another episode of Discompobulated. We are in Portland, Oregon. Where the shit is everywhere. There's no other way to say it. There's shit everywhere. And here's the thing, I like Portland. It's a beautiful place. Thank you for thank you for having me. But I'll tell you this. If you're a dog, move to Portland. Because you can shit wherever you want. And if you're in a hurry, you're you don't pick it up. And I think it's because I don't think they have plastic bags here anymore. That's my guess. I'm guessing if you don't have plastic bags, it's harder to pick up your dog shit. I'm guessing you're not paper plastic when you're picking up your dog's shit. I'm gonna go with plastic. I'm actually gonna wish when I'm using plastic that it was a thicker plastic the entire time. And the only reason we use it so thin is because you see other people do it. And you're like, I guess plastic is really, really, really strong. And I'm just gonna hope that that's I'm just gonna hope that that's what's going on. Um, but how have you been? How you doing? I'm in fucking Portland, dude, and the weather is absolutely perfect. We're here. I got a show tonight at Helium, and I got in a day early and got to just walk around one of it's like literally one of the prettiest cities ever, but it's also literally, if you look up constantly, beautiful. If you look down at all, it's like walking a tightrope. That's what being in Portland's like. It's like walking a tightrope. You're like, just fucking look forward, don't look, oh my god, that's a lot of shit in a yes, yep. It's bad. Like if you're like it's you're like, oh, that is a lot of poop on the ground. Bobby, aren't there worse problems in the world? For sure. But when I'm walking around, it is the only thing I'm worried about. Like I had a lot of it, honestly, you know what? It actually the city does help your anxiety because you're like, man, I'm so anxious, but I can't really worried about I can't really worry about anything else in my life because as I look down, there is dog shit as far as the eye can see. And then you're like, well, how do you know it's dog shit? You're like, that I'm just hoping, honestly. It's it's I'm just hoping for hope's sake. I'm just hoping for hope's sake that it's the fucking That it's the fucking that it's that it's just dogs. Cause I don't even want to think about what I'd have to do if I stepped in human shit. Lie to myself, that's the first thing I do. Second thing I do, scream. Third thing I do, probably just probably yeah, probably snap my own fucking neck. Probably just and just go. Sorry. That's just how I is. Um oh, and then I fucking dude, I I messed up. I was at the airport, and I am I do believe sometimes that I can predict the future, and I was like, you should probably take your headphones out right now. You should probably take your little airpods out now, because I don't think between here and baggage claim, you're gonna need to listen to system of a doubt. So maybe let's just take him out. And I went to the bathroom and I went like this AirPod. Oh you ever seen have you ever seen Jumanji when Jim Carrey he's like he does the final role, he's like put your hands up, and then he does, and he's like and the dice is like that was my AirPod. My AirPod, and then I just had to look down and I just saw my AirPod, the thing that I should not have bought, but I was like, well, I've only had one AirPod for about a year. Maybe it's time I could upgrade and get a new pair of AirPods. Is that an elitist thing to do? Yeah. Did I do it? Yeah. Did they ask if I wanted insurance? No. I mean they did. Did I get it? No. And then whenever I got them, whatever shape an AirPod is, it is the exact shape to be dropped. They studied how confusing people can get from grabbing a thing to putting it in their ear, and every way a shape. I think the most science has gone into an AirPod so that they're like, have them drop it. So they went, and then we they're just littered. We make so much money. Do they skip songs better or worse now? Because they used to go pop pop. Do they skip songs? No. No, you have to get behind it and then like click it twice, and you better click it fucking exactly twice. So, anyway, so my air, my AirPod Jumanji jump fucking falls out of my thing. And I look down and I just I just see the AirPods sitting on the grate of a in the uh airport bathroom, and I just Jumanji. I just I'm s I was like, what do I do? And I picked it up. It wasn't piss or shit, it was like a dry floor, and I just fucking wiped my hands with fucking with like a hand sanitizer and just put it and then I set it for a second, and then I did another round, and then I just stared at it and was just like, what do we do with us now? Do we keep it or not? And so right now it's actually in my backpack in its own separate area where I it's basically I it's it's it's nuclear weight. Like I don't know where to put this at. Like I don't know how to decompose. I don't know if I should get rid of it. I'm about to ask ChatGPT if I'm like, do you guys care if I if I ask you guys to search the internet to let me know is it clean enough, or if I put it in my ear, well, like in two weeks I get an infection that I've never heard of. Because Bob doesn't need that. But I don't, yeah, I don't I don't get insurance on anything. I didn't get insurance on my AirPod, and I knew I should, because I mean they're so slick. You just you get them and you know you're gonna drop them. I got insurance on my iPhone because it's my everything, and I know if something happens, I'm gonna need to go to the store and just fucking get it fixed like absolutely as soon as possible. But other than that, man, I don't I I honestly don't even think I'm like, I might like I don't even use my car all the time. I might like be like, hey, I don't need car insurance for a month. And then as soon as I drive, just think, okay, now. Like, can they prorate that a little bit? Can you be like, I just I call every once in a while. I I just call state farm and I'm like, I promise I didn't drive that much. Can we call it even Steven on the on the maybe you don't charge me half of my car payment? I like complaining about money stuff because it's funny, it sucks so bad, and no one has like a good answer for it. You're like, well, why is car insurance so expensive? And people are like, fucking I know, right? And then they'll just like talk about their problem with it, and then you'll talk about your problem with it. But the thing we don't do is just all fucking, I don't know. Let's just all not drive for one month. Bobby, it's impossible to do. Not for me. I didn't have kids for a fucking reason. I'm allowed to know what it's like to be like, I get to bungee cord into poverty, and then whoa, and right before I hit the ground, you just jump up because you're like, well, I did I don't have an apartment, so I don't have to pay for that. So I have no money, but effectively more money than I would have if I didn't have you get it? You get it. You fucking get it. It is if this is the perfect day. It is you're I'm wearing a hoodie. And I'm not too hot. I'm wearing like it up. And I also feel like if I fully took it off, like the guy who's sitting pretty close to me with his shirt off. He's like, he's not facing me, but he's like towards me, and he like he was like a guy who like sat down with his shirt off, and he's so much we'll say buffer than me. So you're like, bro, at any point, don't make me have to like how would I even? I mean, like, because I'm not saying that I haven't seen any crime, I didn't see any crime. I've seen people scream, haven't seen any crime yet. But I don't like if someone came up to steal all my stuff right now, what how would I collect it? Because I have dude, look, this is ridiculous. Like, this is my podcast setup. This is the steeple, turn it around, and I got it stolen by the people. Oh, did you get have you been recently stolen from and they gotten a little so mad you couldn't believe how mad you were? Well, call me and we'll talk about it. I can't do anything, but I'll be like fucking people should stop doing that. Isn't that funny that that doesn't fix it? I do feel like I do I grew up with so many people. Everyone I grew up around who is mostly just like right-wing people who do whatever, you know what I'm saying? But you're fucking the they're just like, why are people like that? And I think you're only allowed to pick that with like a couple things. Like I feel like if you're like, I just don't get why people like to get tattoos or whatever, you can that's fine. But to just be like, I just don't know how someone could steal. Yes, you do. You don't have something and you want it. That's what stealing is. Well, I've never well, that's what having money all the time is. Like, do you know what I mean? Like, if eventually that you had to go to on a flight and they just wouldn't let you buy it, you know, you'd be like, oh fuck, I guess somehow I have to take it or I gotta get go. You know? Stealing's uh stealing stealing works in a bunch of different fucking ways. Um I mean it is just an absolutely perfect Sunday out here. And I love they at my hotel, they're like, hey, do you want to you can rent a bike if you want? And I was like, I'm not renting a bike. I at first I was like, I do want to rent a bike, but like that's the other I don't need me practicing wheelies on a rented bike where there's like I could like slip in dog shit and just fucking just go down for the count. There's just too many, there's too many casualties that lie around. I just got coffee from a witch or whatever. That's what you do in Portland. You get coffee from like a witch. Like I stopped and they're like terror reading. This, this, this coffee. That's how I see you know how witches made coffee? Would you like to buy stones? You can put them in your coffee. What's the bathroom code? Thick, thick, thicks. I love this place. I like going into a I like going into a witch. I like going into a witch place. There's different kinds of witch places, but it's just it just makes me feel, you know, it just it's not like feel like home, but it's like I miss home. You know, I've dated a lot of witches, so I just cut you kind of miss that sometimes. Sometimes you like to go in there and spell smell incense and see tea that you'll buy and never, ever, ever, ever use. Oh, maybe I'll make my own tea. Why you're gonna make your own? What are you talking about? You have 17 tea boxes at home. Bobby, are you talking about a girl? No, we all have that. Go in your go in your kitchen right now. You have unused tea bags, you have so many unused tea bags, and every time you go to the store and you think you're like, oh, maybe I'll do that. And then you'll even say you'll be like, I'll make myself some tea tonight. And did you you didn't? You didn't? You just didn't get tea. You just sat there and were like, oh, but then next time you're like, oh, maybe I'll get some tea. Trying to get some fancy coffee. I do it all the time. I saw fancy coffee at the witch place. I was like, I'll fly home with coffee. Do you know how stupid it would be to fly home with coffee? Do you know how stupid it'd be for them to like take it out? What is this? And I'm like, coffee. And they they're like, oh yeah, okay. And then they let you go because it's you a witch when you got you bought coffee from a witch. That's just crazy. Oh, dude, last night I uh we were we were all hanging out and I ran into these people. I just ran into them, we're just like all hanging out in line. And I ran into two people who then later were staying at the same hotel I was, and then the next morning we all got coffee at the exact same place. And I want to talk about serendipity, but that was very, very beautiful and nice. We were just talking and we were like, Oh, yeah, you going to a show? Oh yeah, me too, I'm going to a show next too. All right, cool. And then we parted ways because he had to like I think he had like a knife in his pocket or whatever. He was like a guy, he was like, We're going in, and then they had security. He's like, Shit, do you think they're gonna care about my knife? And I'm like, I didn't say anything, I tried to help out. I just like went in front of him and was like, I I have pop. And so I went in front of him, but he was like, Dude, I have a knife. Do you think they're gonna be pissed? And I'm like, Yeah, but I didn't say that. That was what I said inside my head. You don't, I'm I'm I don't say much out loud anymore. I tell you guys some stuff out loud on stage. I say some stuff, but beyond that, Bob's quiet. Bob's keeping it a little low prof on his um his emotions. And is it gonna cause an emotional humongous problem? For sure. But guess what? It doesn't matter. Because currently I'm in Portland where I believe Trump released he something I I literally just got into like Portland. He really and I'm so just you know, it's a stressful place right now. I don't I don't need to be flying home in coffee and bringing home different kinds of coffee. I don't think that's I don't think that's how I'm gonna spend my time. I don't think I'm gonna be buying things and bringing them home. I almost bought stickers from this place and I was like, dude, I could fucking I could tell you a thousand places I want to put a sticker, but you just buy a sticker and then you just look at that sticker. You just I want to put it on something, but I I'm scared as soon as I put it on it, I'll fucking hate it. And then I'll rip it off, and the person who I got it from will be walking by and give me like that happy Gilmore disapproval thing where they're just like just that quick shake head of the head nod shake, no way, brother. Man, I'm all out of sorts, dude. My fucking lower back has been unbelievably sore, and right now is the least it's hurt, so I'm like, I don't know, I feel fucking pretty tranquil. And I obviously bought weed in Portland. And when you guys have weed here, you're not joking about it. Because I've gone a bunch of places, I think the weed was alright or whatever, but I you come here and it's great. And everyone's even telling me, they're like, You gotta get the RSO pills, you gotta get this, you gotta get this. Yeah, guess what? I will, but I'm I can't find the store because I just smoked a joint from this place and I can't walk. I don't know where I'm gonna go or walk anymore because I'm so fucking high. Dude, I got high and went to eat sushi, and I was so I was so high. I was having a conversation with myself, and then there was a moderator, and like another there was like, dude, it was it was like the primaries for the keep running for president. It was dude, I was all over the place. I was like, oh, I'll get a joint, and so I got a joint and I smoked it, and then I got to the sushi place, and then I started going in my head where I was like, I shouldn't be paying for a sushi. This is way too expensive. Oh my god, hold on, pause. I think we're seeing a first date. This guy is so nervous. This guy is so nervous, and this girl is so cute, and there he's he's standing with prowess, and he's looking around at me. Something's fucking getting their face. Okay, so they're both just staring and trying to figure out what to do, or it's a breakup, dude. I don't know. Anyways, you guys can't see it, and I'm not gonna turn the camera so you can see it. Should I ask them if they wanna? Will you come over here and tell me what's going on with you focus? Damn it. What was I oh, so I smoked a joint, and then I was like so fucking high that I get to the sushi place, and I was like, so maybe I shouldn't eat that. Maybe I should just go around the corner and eat at this like gas station. But then I started like going through the math, and I was like, actually, it's not that much cheaper, and even if I went to Kyodo, but whatever. So then I went into the sushi place, and brother did this fucking sushi place sushi the shit out of me. I got a little salmon flight with I forgot if I got it. They told I I still don't know much things about being an adult, but it's all like rich things about being an adult. Like I know how to like, but not that. But I don't know how to do that. I can do but those, but not that. But um, Bobby, which ones? I'm not giving any examples. So I oh, are these ice agents? Um the uh the joint that I smoked got me so high that I'm going, I'm literally going in between a gas station, going looking at the prices at a fucking sushi place, and then thank God, thank God, thank god I went to the sushi place because I got like shit I've never even gotten. I just got a piece of pork, didn't even know you did it, I just got a piece of pork, and they had beautiful spin sprouts, and it was absolutely incredible. And then they had a flower on a decorative flower, and I had to ask Chat GBT if it was okay if I ate it, and Chat GBT said, Go right ahead, but it's probably not gonna taste good. And I did it, and it was I liked it. I didn't think it was that bad. Truly didn't think it was that bad, didn't mind the didn't mind the taste. And then the guy cooking did see me though. The guy rolling up the sush was like he looked down very fast when he I was like, I took a butt and I looked down, I was like, mmm. So he got to see me eat a flour and then look around and be like, was I supposed to eat that flour? And the guy was like, You're uh never seen anybody eat that fucking flour. But I don't know. I feel like I mean I've had a I've had sushi and I've tried to eat other stuff. I've eaten garnish before. Dude, I've been at a fucking, what was it, ground round? I used to eat the garnish that was there, and I think that was made of plastic. They used to have these little pieces of garnish that was literally like I think they would just put it back on each plate. Like whenever someone would come, they'd grab as many as they could, put it on the new plate. I'd eat those. And I'd be like, what the hell? You take a bite and you're like, what is this? And your mom's like, plastic.

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Completely plastic, plastic. They're just toys.

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Um Damn. It is so pretty out. I I can't I literally can't focus. Is it the Portland weed? Unbelievably, probably, yes. But is it also that it feels incredible? I don't think I've ever worn a hoodie and the sun's been out like this and felt this fucking good. It's not a bad hoodie either. Um, what the fuck else? What the fuck else? I spent all more oh yeah, I spent all morning trying to get from one hotel, had to cross a bridge to get to this hotel. And you're like, well, why don't you take an Uber? Because no one, the city is so dense or whatever, and I guess to get anywhere takes too long. So everything's like, yeah, I'm like, oh, I want to go four minutes, like 10 bucks. I'm like, fine, then I will walk. And it is beautiful. And I'm not, I'm not here's a thing. I'm not complaining, but the thing I am doing is being like, how come it's really not that hard to walk from place to place? But then I was like, oh, it's 30 minutes, dude. I can do a 30-minute walk. And then on the way, you're like avoiding shit. You're seeing like a homeless guy be like, I saw a homeless guy today start to take a sh, I will not share the video, but I was like, oh, is he shitting? And then he just had napkins in his hand that were just like, I mean, just pouring away so many napkins. And then I now I have a fear in Portland of napkins. Because I'm if you see one on the ground, you're like, that might not be a napkin. That might identify as toilet paper, and I don't want that toilet paper getting all I don't want that toilet paper getting like on my face. It's like, oh, I mean, what would oh just a gust of wind and just it just hits me in the face and then it's like done. And you're just like, I would I would like to pass away right now. I would or would look if all I could freaking pass away. There's no way I should go eat at that sushi place again. I think I'd get mercury poisoning, wouldn't I? I gotta go eat somewhere else. I can't go eat at the I cannot I can't even I can't even kind of justify trying to go and do something like that.

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But I will just ask that TBT if it's okay.

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Also, this city is like I and I've you know I've lived in St. Louis to where people, you know, it's not as bad as you think it is, but then you get there and there are people that do look rough, and I know that I I know that people are like see me and then they're like like I know that I mean this is a brand new hoodie and it's clean. That's how you know whenever people come like I I what sucks is when you're I like people be like, no, I don't feel that way about you, but you come like I feel like I'm a guy whenever people come around a corner, more times than not, people be like, Jesus, you scared me. And I was like, What we're all in we're in a city. No one else scared you. How come I'm the only one you reacted to as if I was a ghost? I don't know. I got a show tonight. I'm very excited. I got to I stopped by last night and uh just kind of bounced around the comedy club, which is fun to do. I just like got to, I was like, okay, I'll go see a show, and I kind of like hung out in the neon room for a little bit, saw some comedy, went and then like just like went outside. Like I went into the main room for like almost a second, and then I was just like, it's dude, there's I've been to so many shows, and there's times where you want to hang out at a comedy club, but like I went there and for some reason I was just like I hung out for a little bit and then I was like, I'm gonna go. And I just walked around Portland, and dude, I don't, I mean, I don't know. I feel like if you're an artist or you know, you just kind of know what that feels like. Like, dude, I love what I do, but it's also not me doing it, it's like watching other people, which I love. But sometimes you're just like, you know where I've never been before, Portland, and I just left Helium and like said hi to a couple people that were there like a couple months ago, and I was just like walking through and the sun has already like started to like completely go down, so that sky is like changing different colors of like blue. And I was just like, I literally started, I fucking I don't I started like saying thank you like in my head to like and then you're like, well, I don't even really know what I'm saying thank you to. But I was like, gratitude can be also abstract. I was like, let it just fucking be like thank you to what you're like, I don't even know. Cause that's you know what I mean? Like it's not any more weird than whenever like someone like was like, hi, we have shirts for sale, and you're like, thank you. You're like, what I don't think that's what the words that should have gone there, but yeah, I was like, so yeah, dude, I just like went for a walk around Portland, and it was yeah, it was beautiful, man. Beautiful. The the the colors, the fall hitting the sky. These there's fucking birds in the sky. There's a guy as a dog that looks fake. Beautiful city. Beautiful city. Beautiful. You walk around beautiful, look everywhere. Do not look down. There's a bunch of shit made by dogs in their assholes that they and then their owners are like, I don't identify as picking that up right now. Am I pigeonholing? Yeah, I'm just yes, but the show has to have something to it, right? Wrong? Nay. Yay? Yeah, I was smoking, I smoked a joint this this morning, and this uh this lady with like two of her friends goes, Can I have a cigarette? I was like, Oh no, it's a joint. And I lit it. And as I was I lit, it was a big joint or whatever, and she, you know, not bragging, I rolled it. And I she was like, if you smoke that whole thing, you're gonna be too high. And I was like, I've had like more than one of these today. And she goes, Okay. I was like, Yeah. So that's who's out right now in Portland, because it's a Sunday, and everyone, you're either recovering from your job, you have a pill habit, you're inside, you're like watching a movie that you've seen 17 times, and you're rewatching it because you're like, oh, I know what I'm seeing. I forgot the beginning.

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I has the and they're uh and oh, I remember that scene being there. I thought it was whatever.

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And yeah, you just that's what that's what everyone else is inside doing. But like out here, um, okay, and that guy has a sign that says fuck Trump, which is cool. That's a cool fuck Trump sign. Because it has the American flag bleeping out fuck, which is kind of interesting to censor, which I censor shit too. I'm just saying, like that to censor the UK, this UC for fuck. It's very American and not let's think it's like it's like I love my first amendment rights that I'm gonna I'm I'm not gonna use all of them right now, which I fully respect and do. We're all very malleable and match. And if you don't, then move to Portland and have your dog shit just wherever you would like it to, and I that'll just be what happens for your life, is a dog shit everywhere. Oh okay, it is starting to get a little hot on the back of my calves. I do have shorts on. I could take my pants off. Yeah, I might just fucking really quick. I'm gonna take my pants off.

SPEAKER_03: 28:19

On the pot. Take my does he take his pants off? If I unzip if I unzip it, it'll be the most unzipped these pants have ever been in their entire lives. And I don't think it'll go back down.

SPEAKER_02: 28:32

So I have to take off my shoes too. I can't take off my shoes, have all my podcast equipment out, and then but I really am hot. Let me see. We'll do it, then we'll take off our shoes very quickly. We're gonna do it so fast. This is what it's like if you're homeless and have a podcast. And so people think like, is it even easy?

SPEAKER_03: 28:55

No, for nobody. There's nobody it's easy for, and I swear to god, I'm gonna something's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_02: 29:04

I'm gonna do this. It just so you know, I have shorts on underneath this. I'm not like just taking my pants and off.

SPEAKER_04: 29:10

But these people do think I am, these people do think that I am.

SPEAKER_02: 29:20

I'm fully look, they're shorts. I swear to god, I could you imagine if I just did my podcast and got uh arrested for what's that called nudity outside.

SPEAKER_04: 29:31

I don't want to get arrested for just being nude outside. I just have it I just had to take my pants off. But sometimes taking just the the nuance of it in general. Take your own pants off, but there's pants underneath. We don't know that uh think about that. So kind of kind of uh kind of teaching you on this podcast too, kind of learning about stuff. There's someone right now that's like I fuck it.

SPEAKER_01: 29:54

I would if I freaked, I would change this podcast. In the algorithm, and after I listen to my favorite baggage, I got this little bag.

SPEAKER_03: 30:04

I got a knot in my shoe. Will he get it out? Or will he fucking regret it later when he's tying his shoes and he goes to untie them? And then there's a knot. So now there's two knots. And then he goes, Damn it.

SPEAKER_04: 30:21

Oh. Just your fingers kind of dropped at the end. Yeah, dude. I don't give a fuck, dude. I don't even live anywhere.

SPEAKER_02: 30:33

See, look. Shorts. Alright. So I feel a lot better now. I feel monumentally the fuck better now. This thing's been empty for years. Okay. Alright. I've tell you this. I have to get something to eat. Sushi, no way. Sushi, no way. What should I get? What should I get to eat? Talk about it on the podcast, Bob. You stupid absolute dipshit. Um, I'm I'm gonna be on the road. Come on and see a show. I'm gonna be on the road with Cactus Tate. Not all these episodes are winners. We're almost to episode 100. So I've run out of things to talk about, you know? And then sometimes you're just that's just what happens. Who gives a fuck? All right. Kisses, love you, talk to you later. Bye. Bye.