Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox

102 A Million Pavilions | Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox

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The day starts under a gray sky and a loud pavilion, and somehow that flimsy roof becomes a philosophy. We kick off by turning “you can’t corner me, I’m in a pavilion” into a whole worldview about space, safety, and the strange etiquette of public shelters. From there, the story jumps to Peoria’s Jukebox Comedy Club, where a broken chair and a grumpy Richard Pryor portrait spark a set built on pure presence. It’s a reminder that the best bits often arrive when you stop trying to force them and just play with what’s in front of you.

The hang after the show takes an unexpected turn—less green room, more real-world delight. We meet a tower tech who laughs like a friend you didn’t know you missed, and two women deep into bowls, gongs, and something called access bars. Cue a spirited debate about consent in energy work, what it means to “invite” someone’s hands into your aura, and whether 32 points on your head can actually calm a touring brain. I poke fun, sure, but the curiosity is real. If meditation won’t stick, maybe ritual will: a stretch while brushing your teeth, ten sincere “I love yous,” and careful breathwork that wakes your body without turning your ears into airline headphones.

Road life is equal parts exhaustion and ingenuity. We trade airport nap shame stories, the mortifying wake-up stretch under fluorescent lights, and my favorite hack: poor first class—claiming four empty seats and going fully horizontal. Shoes off? Usually. Reno taught me the art of the 70-cent refill and how far a coffee cup can go before it becomes performance art. Through it all, gratitude breaks through the haze: love for the craft, joy in meeting people who aren’t comics, and a full-heart salute to Nikki Glaser hosting Saturday Night Live. Watching a mentor win makes the miles worth it.

Hit play for a mix of stand-up chaos, travel truths, and a few heartfelt moments that sneak up on you. If you laughed, learned, or just felt seen, tap follow, share it with a friend, and drop a review—tell me your best airport or “poor first class” trick so we can all travel smarter next time.

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SPEAKER_03:

It's not perfect.

SPEAKER_01:

It's not perfect, but it'll do. It's not perfect, but it's not perfect, but it'll do. Hey everybody, welcome back. It is another episode of Discombobulated. We are here in Peori. It's a beautiful fucking fall day. Ooh, I felt a raindrop. Fuck. If only I didn't spend this morning walking around to try to find the perfect place to do a podcast. And then as soon as I look at the forecast, they're like, it's gonna rain. I'm like, then we'll just do it at the pavilion. Let's do it up a pavilion. That classic song, getting a million at the pavilion, drop out the suitcase, and then I have a million dollars at the pavilion. The pavilion. I got a million pavilions. Who's the lamest rich guy? Like who's the you know what I mean? Like if you own like um something we all know about, that's fine, but you meet a guy and you're like, man, dude, you got a pretty cool car. What do you do for work? Yeah, I own a million pavilions. No shit. No fucking shit. Yeah, because if you really think about it, I mean it's just a loof and a couple eggs. I guess I never really thought about that when I talk about the pavilion. I know. Not a lot of people do. They think you, you know, the housing crisis didn't even fucking affect pavilions, not in the slightest. I actually the price of pavilions went up. I actually did better in the housing crisis because we don't even have walls on a pavilion. A pavilion is just a roof and legs, you know. Every we every one of us has a person in our life we know that looks like a pavilion, you know? They're very top heavy, and then just these fucking little legs just but they weather every storm. And you never hear you never hear anything bad. You're never like, oh I got robbed in a pavilion because you can even get robbed in your house. You can't get robbed in a pavilion, because once you're in the pavilion, and as soon as you don't want to be, you just get out of the pavilion. I've told you that a million times. You just get you go in a pavilion, you get out of the pavilion. You can't corner me. I'm in a pavilion. How long can I say it before it loses all meaning? A pavilion? Never because they're so strong that are dedicated to keeping the wind. Doesn't care, it actually wins fine. But rain and the sun.

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You could put the boat in me. Oh, you could put your family here to celebrate the seventh birthday.

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I do love when you walk up on a pavilion and everyone's like, they give you looks like it's their property. You're like, okay, it's a rentable pavilion that you don't even have to rent. You don't even have to sign up. It's harder to get on an open mic list than to fucking use a pavilion. I just walked right up to this shit. If anyone came up, I'd go, it's my birthday. Kids crying with their mama, I just went. Also, this pavilion has one of these uh fucking grills, which I mean if you here's the thing, if you do use those, if you use the standing grills, that's fine. But you better have a tetanus shot in your pocket. You better eat and as you're taking your first bite of the burger, you fucking stab it in your leg. I almost died. Because of the most rusted thing ever. They don't even put that under the pavilion because you can't. You'd get smoke caught in the pavilion. The ceiling of the pavilion would look like when it rains in Hogwarts. So are we done talking about the pavilion? I guess so. Good to see you. Thanks for being here. Thanks for coming to uh Peoria with me. That's where we're at. I am headlining uh this weekend. I've I'm at the juke, I'm at the jukebox comedy club, and last night was awesome. It was so so fun. I uh I I definitely like went up there with like the intent to fuck around. And sometimes as a comic, you know, like sometimes you'll be like, it'll kind of be like being cocky or confident, like on a date. Does that make sense? Like if you kind of show up like a little, you're like, I'm feeling pretty good. I've been, you know, I'm in the zone, and then you show up and the other person isn't in that world. But if you are like super present, like last night I just went on stage and there's like there was a broken chair, and uh, there's a painting of Richard Pryor, and he looks unhappy. He looked, it's like what that painting of Richard Pryor where he's like for real, like he's he doesn't look happy. And so I just went on stage and I just sat down and I was like, imagine I do the whole show like from here, and my legs, because the chair was broken, I went to put them up or like where a normal like bar would be on a chair, but my legs didn't do it, so it just swang, and I'm like, look how fucking dumb this looks. And then I was like, Richard hates this, and we it was just one of those moments when you guys like that doesn't sound funny. You did have to be there, that's why it's a podcast. We're recapping it, and it's free. The people last night paid to see my fucking amazing artistic endeavors put into the world. But you fucks, you just wait for me to upload them. Wait for me to upload them to the podcast podcast. But yeah, it was super, super duper fun. And uh then after the show, a bunch of people were like just hanging out. That was fun. Like, that's as a comic. I've even sold merch and someone like kind of dips out, and you're like, that's fine, but when people want to like hang out and they're like, dude, we really like you, man. We and like after the show, there was a guy and I guess his wife, he puts up he puts up phone towers. And so me, I was just out there, we're talking with him, and there's something fun because I'm so used to hanging out with comics. So when you're hanging out with comics, you kind of have to be like, you know, you're really on, you're really gotta have your A game because everyone else has their A game on. But when you're talking to a guy that puts up cell phone towers, bro, I mean, I said something off in my own, like just like something like this, and he couldn't stop laughing. And I was like, let's go. And then I met um most of the audience, because there wasn't a ton of people there last night, but they were mighty, they were mighty and tidy. And uh, and then after the show, uh, I was making these, I was making these two ladies laugh, and they kept hanging out, and then I asked both of them, I was like, What do you guys do for the work? And the one lady, she was like, Oh, I um I do bowls, and I'm like, fuck yeah, I smoke bowls. She's like, No, like I'm like, oh, like the gong like one of those. And she was like, Yes. And I was like, Man, you must be so good at bowling if that's your only job. Your only job is to show people the way of the gong, the way of the bowl gong. Gong, gong, gong, gong, gong.

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Bodies like a truck. Gong, gong, gon, gong, gong, bong, gong. And make it singing again.

SPEAKER_01:

But that's what she um and she also offered that. She got she got so excited. I was like, you do you do bowls? She was like, Yeah, and I was like, fucking, give me your bowls. Let me do the bowls on me. And she goes, let me go to my car. And she's like, Oh, I rode with my friend. So I think she's bringing, I think she's bringing the bowls. I asked her if she we could film it. I was like, can we film it? And she was like, uh, and I was like, we don't have to film it. Because I know she was like, it would take it out of it. And even though I am gonna be me while I'm getting bowled out or whatever, but while I'm getting fucking bowled out, I'm gonna uh I'm gonna try to be serious, but I was like, I did one, I was like, can we film it? And she's like, yeah. And then she also goes, she told me she goes, can I bring what the fuck did she call it? She's like, can I bring my spirit rod? And I was like, what is that? And she goes, well, it's basically like and she's like, in your brain, you have like 32 points, and they're gonna you're gonna access all of them and stuff like that, like all this stuff. And she kept calling, oh, she kept calling it an access bar. She goes, can I bring my access bar? And I was like, hey lady, you're not getting any access into anything on your idea. And they were dying. They were fucking, they were all dying. But I was like, what's this act? What's this access bar? And I was like, I just hold it. And then I was that's what I thought, because she's like, there's 32 points. So like I hold it, and then I'm just like, and I just like see like my future, everything's calmer. And she was like, no, it's actually not even a bar. I'm like, well, then why is it called an access bar? And she looks at her hands and she goes, Well, there's these points on your hands. And because I've dated a witch, I knew what she was talking about. Like, in that world of witchiness, you have to like, you have to, your your powers have to be invited in like a vampire. Like, because she kept saying access bar. I'm like, you can bring whatever bar, you can bring a crowbar. Hit me over the head and rob me, and you'll make six dollars. That's all this mother fan. Mm-hmm. Watch my podcast. I always wear the same clothes. This is actually the newest clothes I've ever had. This I got a long time ago. This actually, this jacket, um, I mean, yeah, well, I well, she'll probably talk about the access jar bar and then I'll talk about that. But uh, she's like, Can I bring my access bar? And any witch, if you're a witch, you know, like if you do Reiki or any of that stuff, you have to ask permission before you can't just like if you were on a bus and saw someone who was sad, you couldn't like you couldn't do that. You couldn't just give them right, you can't just you have to you have to get their consent, which I think is you know great. But I guess I just I'm like, she's like, so she was like, Can I bring them? And I said, Yeah, and I was like, but what if I said you couldn't bring basically your hands? Because your hands is what hits like the 32 points. Would you have just cut your hands off or just like left them outside? Just did the bowling outside, and you're like, well, whatever resonates in here, it'll kind of like it'll be like when someone cuts someone's grass and they're like, I'll get the strip that kind of combines both of our yards. You don't gotta worry about that. That's how much it's gonna um that's how much it's gonna affect me. Uh but yeah, so she's gonna, she's like, and then she said there's something in your subconscious that's like can access more stuff. And so she's like, Would you like me to access that for you? I'm like, fuck yeah, bitch. Are you crazy? I have no concept of calm. Like, I had explained to her that I've been trying for years to meditate. Dude, I've called friends, like comedian friends who like meditate. I've talked to people who, you know, are in the world of Reiki or like any of that stuff, and I've tried every single one, and the only one that works for me is like active meditating, and maybe this helps you. And I do this thing where I brush my teeth and I do this like fucking pigeon pose. Like I put got one thing up, you brush with your left hand, and I combine these two things. You do that, and then once I'm done, I you sit you have to say you you love yourself 10 times in the mirror. And if you can't do that and you keep giggling your little ass off, you can just say it to any 10 things you want. It can be a thing. You can give your love to a thing if you want, but you have to mean it every time. And then you do that, and then I hyperoxygenate myself 25 times. But you gotta be careful because sometimes if you do it too hard, it you'll everything will kind of start to sound like you're like um listening with like United Airline headphones. Like it won't, everything will sound really tinny, but look incredible. So just be careful, just be careful what you wish for. And um, yeah, I just lost my train of thought, but it's okay. Because I got a lot, we got a lot going on. We got we're on the road, I'm in POA right now. Before that, we were in um Omaha, and then before that, we were in Kansas City, and then before that, I was in Reno. And dude, you can kind of hear it in my voice. I am fucking, I'm tapped out. And I I'm not just saying this, I do love being on tour. I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I've wanted this my whole life to just be a comedian. I'm so lucky that I get to do this. But my sleep schedule is so fucked. I am, and that's fine, but it's even like you think you're like, all right, this sucks. I think I can get used to this. And I left Reno in the morning and flew all day and then got to Houston at like 11. And because the next day I was going on the road to Tatum, I went to Tatum and their family's house, and I went and I stayed there, and I got there and I took a shower and I laid there like this for 25 minutes. For 25 minutes, I just laid there like this, did that thing where you kept fake sleeping, kept like rubbing my arm into my head, thinking that's what would make me go to sleep. Like I was about to almost like crawl in a circle like a cat and see if that would make me fall asleep. And as soon as I did, I woke up to my alarms. Like, and and it did that thing where like your alarms go off, and I just look at my alarm and I'm just like, what if I don't care about any of my job today? Maybe I'd just go to bed. But I could hear Tatum outside because she was outside uh she was outside just waiting for like the Uber. So I get up and I go outside and we both like we both basically do this with our eyes. We both like try to prove how awake we are, and we just go, Good morning. Like you open your eyes as big as you can, you're like, I couldn't be sleepy if I was like this. And she was like, How are you doing, dude? You seem like you're exhausted. I'm like, I am, but let's let's go. And so we get to the airport, we're still in a good mood, and then as soon as we get there, we're like, all right, let's kind of like fucking find a place to try to lay down. And then immediately woke up and it's like, my plane's boarding. And Tatum, she, dude, she was so she was more tired than me, I guess, because I only got 25 minutes of sleep, so I didn't get to like dip too far into like the REM or whatever. But Tatum uh she was sleeping hard because she that sometimes it's like harder, like when you get like about four hours to five, like that amount of sleep sucks. That all it really, really does. And so we get to the airport and I wake up, I'm like, shit, we gotta get on the airplane, and I go to wake Tatum up. And at an airport, I'm dressed kind of rough, like I'm kind of dressed like how I am now. I'm just like, I got a jean jacket on, I got my hood up, I got my glasses on, and you just you don't look at me and you're like, I'll trust that guy if I left my bag right here for a second. And so Tatum's sleeping, and so I go, hey Tatum, and she didn't wake up. So then I have to do that thing where you kind of like shake her, but then it just looks like I'm some guy because we were sleeping like on like whenever you can stretch out, you have to be like you have to take up like six seats and then you leave two in between because we put all of our stuff. So it basically kind of looked like I woke up and groggily just went up to a girl and was like, hey, wake up.

SPEAKER_03:

Hey, bitch, wake up. Get the hell up. I want to talk to you before I go to Dallas.

SPEAKER_01:

Thank God she woke up. I feel like security was gonna come over and be like, You gotta stop touching that woman. And so she woke up. We like run over and we're like getting on the plane. We're like, I guess it's my name. And so we run over there, and then uh, yeah, dude. We were dude, we were so fucking tired. Like she was tired too. I mean, at this point I hadn't gotten any sleep. And dude, I don't think I really honestly haven't. Last night I kind of caught up, but I've been sick, so I had to wake up in the middle of the night and went downstairs and got like water, which the lady let me take it for free because the other day I went up there and she goes, Can you please wait for a second? I'm so sorry. I'm like, I dude, take your time. And later she goes, I remember you let me wait. You like weren't mean earlier. Here's free water. Here's that thing you need to survive. That don't you don't pay anything for that. I'm like, thank you. I did get two, it would have been$17. So thank you for not making me pay. And uh yeah, so I was just like, I haven't been good feeling good, haven't been able to catch up on sleep. And then we went to the next airport and we got to lay down for like a little bit. But God, dude, isn't there's nothing really more embarrassing than waking up at an airport when other people around you are just like not sleeping. And they've all slept at the airport too, but we look at someone who's sleeping as if they're homeless, and you're like, they're bothered, you're just like, um, excuse me, like just because you're tired, people don't want to get like you're tired on you or whatever. And so I'm at the airport and I wake up and dude, it sucks. You just like whenever you wake up at the airport and you're like, you almost don't want to stretch because you don't want people to, you're like, no, I was just, I was just real, I was laying down. And then you wake up and then you try to like sit up, and then you want to stand up immediately. But you're if you're me, you have a boner. And it's not a it's for there's no purpose for the boner. I think my blood's just making sure everything's okay. And then so I have to just sit up and just kind of sit for a second and just be like, kind of try to stand up and you're like, that's fine enough, and just kind of like walk with my ass out. Yeah, I still get I'm still healthy down there.

SPEAKER_03:

That's the grossest.

SPEAKER_01:

That's the grossest thing I've ever said. Hey, I'm actually kind of still healthy down there. I'm not. I gotta go to the doctor like really soon. Hey, um, I'm not trying to fake out, but it my dick's sizzling. It's anytime I put it in, it sounds like a fajita. It sounds like a fajita coming out at an Applebee's. Where is uh where was I? Yeah, so me and yeah, me and Tatum, and then we were on the road. And because we had so much traveling in between shows, we didn't get to sleep, and then also I had to go to Peoria, so I had to get up before way before her and leave. And so she got up at like I don't know what time she got up, because I think she texted me she got up at like nine, but I got up at like fucking 4 a.m. And I still hadn't got any good night's sleep, and I went to the airport, and dude, I there's I'm just excited to get like a full night's sleep and to wake up and be like, let's go today. But I keep waking up and I'm just like, oh, my back hurts. I'm just at the airport, I'm fucking looking for vitamins. I'm just trying to, I'm like, give me vitamins. I've been taking vitamins like my ex. Like my ex would take so many vitamins. I'm like, I actually don't really know if that's good for you. I do a shot, shot, shot, but I'm like, actually, don't think you should do that much vitamin C. You can actually overdo it. I don't know if you know that. I don't know if you know about the sea world.

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Whoa, look at this big ass daddy long leg. Look at this big ass daddy. I know they can't bite you, but I also don't necessarily want to pick them up. No, don't don't be afraid. Be not afraid.

SPEAKER_01:

I come before you always come follow me. Can you see that?

SPEAKER_00:

And I will give you swanks.

SPEAKER_01:

Look at the spider.

SPEAKER_02:

The spiders, super fucking normal. Alright.

SPEAKER_01:

That's it.

SPEAKER_00:

That's my daddy. That's my daddy long legs.

SPEAKER_01:

People don't ever say that. Like if their dad's dead, they don't look at a daddy long legs like that's probably my papa. They only do it with beautiful things. Thanks for letting hey, thanks for being a part of the podcast. And just like the Koopa Berra or whatever on a fucking frontier flight, you're the you're the you're the guy for this show. My papa long legs. It didn't even rain. It didn't even rain. Oh fuck, it's starting to rain. Um, yeah, so I've just been tired. I've just been tired, but you know what? Hey, I've I've been tired at other jobs and stuff too. And I'm this this one does make me happy. And so whenever I wake up, I'm even being better about like packing beforehand, because God, I kept lying to myself. You don't go to bed, wake up in the morning and pack. When you're back when your body and your brain have no idea how to talk to each other, that's when you should do it. That's when you should do underwear math. That's when you should be like, Do I need six pairs of socks? Or every sock I've ever seen or had in my life. Gimme how much what's I love that TikTok, dude. I love that TikTok where he's like, Alright, I'm gonna be gone for three days, three pairs of underwear should be good.

SPEAKER_00:

But what if I shit my pants?

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And then he packs another pair of underwear and goes, but what if I shit my pants twice? I think that's one of the funniest TikToks I've ever seen in my life. But what if I shit my pants again? Because that's we all have the same thoughts, and I think we gotta be more honest. Why are those two planes? I don't know if you can see them, but they're flying like they're dating. I don't think it's supposed to do that. Oh, what's up, belt? I can't hear you. We're in the fucking atmosphere. But uh yeah, what else is new? Oh, yeah, I was talking about with the check the last the this hoodie is mine and I sell it, so I can buy that. I can buy that. And then these pants, all my pants weren't fitting me anymore. And I was like, I think it's time to not be a skinny jeans guy. I now hang out with Dan Marsala, so I don't need to dress like him. It's it's actually more embarrassing once you're buddies. I don't, I'm not trying to look like you. Hey, can I sing that song really quick? And uh, so I'm like, I got like these pants, which they're cheap, they're fine. They're they they were they were, you know, I bought buy one, get one. And so I got these pants, but this jacket I bought a couple years ago after uh Nikki had taken me on the road. Nikki Glazer, and I was talking about that earlier, but this is dude, Nikki, Nikki Glazer hosting Saturday Night Live is one of the coolest things I've gotten to see in my time doing stand-up because she's the first person to ever take me on the road. She was very sweet and kind to me whenever I started stand-up, and that's never stopped. Like, I she's she's definitely the comic that people will be like, what's Nikki like? And I'm like, even better than you might expect. Like, she's incredible and then some, and I'm very fortunate to know her, and she is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight, which is crazy. That's one of the that is the most like American comedy thing that there is to do. And I'm so excited for her. Like, I'm I'm I can't even I I'm very excited to do my show tonight, and then I'm probably gonna race back to the hotel to just watch it in the hot and just say I'm not bad and just like ha ha ha ha ha like by myself. But yeah, dude, she was the first comic to ever take me on the road, so I'm very I'm happy to like see this. Like it's I was thinking about it the other day and it was like making me emotional. And you guys are like, you're such a fucking pussy. I'm like, I am. I am. I wear my emotions on my sleeve, and right now my sleeves are getting a little damp and wet. But uh, yeah, I can't wait to watch. I just can't um not can't believe it. That's not the right word, but I just can't like I think believe how lucky I am to be like a part of part of the horror. Because I thought I wanted to do stand-up to like become an actor, but now that I do it, it's like I'm just happy that I do it and I know all the people in this world. Because like, dude, I know people on Saturday Night Live. I've helped people on Saturday night get their guest, like first guest spots. It's just crazy. Like I knew Marcelo Hernandez, like we were on the road and I met him, and I'm like, you're hilarious. Let me see if Carly will give you a guest spot on the show. Which was way out of my should never have asked that. I should never have went, I'm like, I'm the feature. What put this guy on the show? I mean, he is gonna end up on Saturday Night Live, so I must know something. But it's just, it's a we're we we live in a good, we live in a really, really good time for SNL. Camp Patterson is on the show now. Like, dude, all the I think it's gonna, I think this is gonna be an incredible season. And I don't ever even talk like that. I don't even like how I'm talking, but it was all just to say I'm super excited for uh Nikki. And dude, I just I it's incredible. It's so fucking incredible. I know she's gonna kill it, and I can't wait to see it and watch some fucking sketches. Watch some fucking sketches because I am excited for the monologue, but I'm so excited to watch her do some silly fucking sketches, bro. Oh my god, let's go! So that's what I'm gonna do tonight, and uh, and then I get back on an airplane, and oh, I'll tell you this. When I get on an airplane now, I'll tell you what, because I can't fly first class, I don't have that kind of money, but what I do have is a flight on United. And if there's any, any chance if I sit down on one of those big planes, I had the four seats. I actually was supposed to sit in a different seat, but I just came over here and I had four seats, and as soon as they took off, I laid down completely straightened out. And if that is not poor first class, I don't know what is, bro. I love poor first class. You just you lay down, you just fucking you lay down, and then they come by and everyone's a while, you kind of pretend like you just laid down. Do you want coffee? No, you can fucking pour it on my feet though, because they're a little chilly hanging out the sides. Bob, you take your shoes off on a flight? I fucking do. Come fucking tell me that to my face you don't like that, and I'll kick the shit right out of you with my bare feet in your mouth. That might have made someone a little hard, but um I like that.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I love when people dude, I love people. I don't like when people take their shoes off at an airport. Then fucking cool. Keep then keep dressing up at the airport. You have a blast doing that. There no one else is doing this, and you're not gonna change it. Like I've never been in an airport and saw someone dressed nice, and I was like, you know what? That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do that and not take my shoes off. The only time I keep my shoes on is if they stink. And I'm lying. I don't. But I just paid 300 bucks. You think I'm keeping my shoes on? I've never paid 300 bucks and kept my shoes on for anything. Anything in my life. So yeah, it's like one of the best parts. And oh, dude, I was in Reno and I was trying to save money because you know, you're trying to gamble and have a good time. And uh, I'm in Reno, and I go to this coffee shop one day, and they give me the cup, and they go, Hey, just so you know, that's 70 cent refills, like anytime you want to bring it back in. And I'm like, You ain't gotta tell Bob twice, and you should have seen this fucking cup by the end of the week. I'm like, Will you refill it? And it's just pouring out the bottom. I'm like, thank you. I save him money, but I get to go like I gotta drink it out of the bottom before it hits the ground. So, yeah, it was just it was an incredible time. Incredible, incredible world, incredible, incredible. We're lucky, we're lucky this life that we live. We're lucky, and um, yeah, dude. I'm just I'm very happy. We live in a we live in a great time. A lot of good ass things are happening. It is raining, but I don't really care. I don't care that I have to walk back in the rain, because I can smoke a joint. I can smoke a joint on the way. Go go over there and chief her up. Hey, you guys want to get fucking chiefed? Which no one really does anymore. Even my friend the other day, I was like, Do you want to smoke? She was like, I don't really smoke anymore. I'm like, what happened with everybody? And they're like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03:

Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, everybody, shots, shots, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, cha, cha, cha, shot.

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Everybody. Um. Funky Bob Bedina. Funky fall bedina. It's a beautiful fall day, it really is. And I'm excited to get out in it. I'm gonna go back. I have to edit this. So if you're listening to this, I already did that. Picture me doing it naked. No, don't do that. Don't want you to get too hard at the end of the pod. Um, but that's the pod, and I'm excited. It's starting to rain pretty hard, so I'm gonna have to get out of here. But thank you guys for listening. Thank you for supporting the podcast. Please join the Patreon if you have not already. That's where all the good bonus content happens. I have merch for sale. Come out and see me. Come out and see me on tour. You can come out and see me with Cactus Tate. I will be on tour with her. And um, yeah, support life comedy. I love you. You love me, we're a happy family, and now I'm gonna go and smoke a fucking joint. That's what I do. That's the whole point. Bobby, cut it right here. Who hey, Bobby, you're editing it? Cut it right here. Why didn't you fucking cut Bobby? Cut it. Three, two, one, no! Bye.