Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox
“Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox" is a hilarious and insightful podcast that takes you on a wild ride through the mind of comedian Bobby Jaycox. With his unique perspective as a comedian with ADHD, Bobby shares his unfiltered thoughts, stories, and experiences in a way that will leave you laughing out loud and nodding in agreement. Join Bobby and his guests as they navigate the chaos of everyday life, discussing everything from relationships and pop culture to mental health and personal growth. Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, relatability, and a whole lot of discombobulation. Tune in now to experience the world through the eyes of a comedian with ADHD.
Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox
Ep 107: Jesus Returns With A Booty
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The night your back decides it runs your life, every choice turns tactical. That’s where we start: a no-move sleep position, a desperate attempt to dodge sciatica, and the inconvenient comedy of crying quietly at 4:30 a.m. without alarming the house. From there, the ride swerves through canceled gigs, algorithm pep talks that last exactly one second, and the weird economy of making people laugh while your spine negotiates with gravity.
We get honest about money, pride, and the grind of being an “unknown comic” who still has to wake up grateful, lace shoes, and stretch before coffee. There’s nostalgia for dirt bikes and indestructible t-shirts, a road plan to Oklahoma City and Tulsa, and a dangerous flirtation with the blackjack table armed with a sixty-dollar limit and advice from a guy who launches satellites. We even detour into faith and culture—why certainty is loud, jokes are truer than hot takes, and maybe divine PR needs a reboot to reach the crowd that still thinks in billboards and sound bites.
Somewhere in the middle, a Cleveland breakdown turns into a quiet reset by the water as motorcycles hum and the sun drops. And in true road-comic fashion, the most ridiculous grace note arrives on a Texas highway: a Buckys billboard that says “seize the day,” which somehow lands harder than the algorithm’s confetti. If resilience has a look, it might be clean tile, good lighting, and a moment to breathe before the next show.
Stream now for back-pain hacks that actually help, road stories that sting and heal, and a reminder that small rituals keep you moving when the big plans wobble. If it made you laugh or feel seen, tap follow, share it with a friend, and leave a review—what tiny ritual saves your day?
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Is that right? It's right, ain't that?
SPEAKER_02:You never know if it's right. You never know if it's wrong.
SPEAKER_03:God, that sound fucking sounds a little weird in the headphones. Hello. Bob's Bob's back. He's back. And his back doesn't hurt. Bob, we're tired of here about hearing your fucking back. Guess what? Get then listen to a different podcast, you fascist fuck. It's my podcast. And I feel great. All I had to do, all I you gotta do at my age, if you're 35 and your fucking back won't stop hurting, is you have to do it. It's a trick. You lay on your back. You lay, you lay on your back with you have one pillow behind your head. And then you do not move at all. You don't move. Not one time. You're like, Bob, you could probably move a little bit. Yeah, you could. If you want your back to hurt. So that happened uh to me. I got almost, I think I got a full eight hours of sleep. But then whenever I woke up, anytime my back hurt, it's because I was fucking. Face down, ass up. That's the way I like to sleep. And fu No, but for real, it is kind of uh, it's kind of getting uh it's bad. And then everyone I know, everyone's a doctor when you're fucking, when you have a problem. I'll just be like, I'm like, hey, my back hurts, and everyone's like, we should go to the doctor. And I'm like, well, first of all, I don't have healthcare. And they're like, that is a problem. I'm like, I know. Not only is it a problem, even if I did have it, oh, this is what they're gonna do. You're gonna go there and they're gonna give you muscle relaxers. So it's gonna relax your relax your muscles, but then all you're still gonna have anxiety. So you're still gonna get up and then you're gonna manic clean something, and everything you start to clean, um, you know, will get clean, but you're just gonna fucking, you're gonna feel bad in a couple days. So all I've been doing is I've been stretching, stretching, it's and crying. You do have to at I'm at the age because I remember like you would see guys get hurt and they would be like mad. And the only way you can't be mad is you have to fucking cry by yourself. And man, dude, you when you have to cry by yourself, isn't it the worst? Because you have to like you're gasping. It's like if you're drowning, but you have to do it quietly. You're like I bet drowning would be easier than crying and making sure no one else hears it. Well, why are you making sure no one else hears it? Well, respect. I have respect for others. You know? You're only allowed to like hear someone cry at my age if someone dies. You know? And people are like, well, what if you care about someone? You can probably cry in front of them. Yeah, you can. And then you'll never see them again. Um, that is yeah, I cried in front of a girl once. I have not seen her stance. Um, but yeah, you just gotta fucking try to dude that fuck the quiet cry, so good. Oh, just and then you also have to like play in your head, you're like, I hope I'm being quiet, but if they do hear, what's that sound like for them? And then you're also like, I hope they don't think I'm uh jerking off. That's what I thought. Because Tatum's in like they're in the other room, and I heard her husband, and I'm so I'm like, I was like, dude, my back hurts so I just literally couldn't sleep through the night. It was getting so fucking bad. And so then I was like, Well, I also I don't want them to I don't want to complain, but I also don't want them to hear me cry, but I also don't want them to think I'm jacking off at 4 30 in the morning. I had that thought. Like I was like, but then I was like, if they were hearing it, is like they don't you don't know what I'm what I sound like, but I feel like if you hear someone breathing like that, you're probably like that might be they that might be how they're trying to come or whatever. Um my god, yeah, that is it's a bad feeling. And uh yeah, and if you don't, if you don't have that problem, you're like, you know, I don't wake up sore yet. Fucking good. Enjoy sleeping however the fuck you want. Fucking grab your foot, pull it behind your head. And I feel a lot better. If I'm not sitting down at all, I feel great. If anything, my body's like making me not procrastinate on one goddamn element of my life. Not one bit do I get a break, not one second. Because I woke up the other day and it was like three in the morning. And it was like in a time where you were like, no one's doing no one, this is the least amount of things going on. Like drug addicts and people with like the worst jobs we hand out are up right now. Bad backs, drug addicts, and fucking guys that are working jobs that are you're just like, what do you do? They're like, I fucking I I'm the guy I have to grab steel with my bare hands. I have to I'm the guy who has to grab steel with my fucking bare hands. How much do they pay you? They pay me$100,000 every day. And you're like, oh fuck, why didn't I go to school for that? Every once in a while you will meet a guy like that. Yeah, I'm you know, I make a good amount of money. It's hard work for sure, but uh, I get fucking I get one million dollars a month. Dude, do you ever meet someone who'll say how much they make a year? And you're like, that's fucking rude to talk about.
SPEAKER_02:For me, it's near, I don't know, thirty thousand dollars.
SPEAKER_03:If you're like, hey, I'm a fucking, you know, I'm a custodian. I'm like, that that's so you can oh cool. It's rude to talk about. Some of us are unknown comedians. Do you know about that? I'm an unknown, I'm you know what? And I'm an unknown comedian, stately. This is how I dress for the podcast, but I'll fucking put on your dumb ass clothes. I'm also a low-level comic. That's all my whole algorithm is stately, and guys I've done showcase comedy showcases with over the years. The amount of guys that are that got sponsored by stately, and you're like, fucking, uh you know what? I'll put on your dumb ass belts. Um I have no I have I have the exact same pants I've had since high school. I I wear some of the same t-shirts I got in sixth grade. Do you under do you understand? I have a shirt, I have a dirt bike t-shirt that still fits me, and it's probably the best t-shirt I ever. Thank you so much, Spy. Here's a sponsorship to Spy. Also, they're just goggles. So I had spy goggles, and I don't know if those were dirt bike ones, or maybe I might have had snowboarding ones. Are they universal? I don't know. God, I want a dirt bike. I want one of those fuckers back so bad. But they're not cheap. And then everyone like, dude, and then everyone's like, well, why don't you get like a fucking you get one to work on? In in what my fucking car. Dude, imagine I have like I fucking I scoot the seat all the way back and I have an engine in my lap and it just and I just got done riding it, so it's hot. It's a hot engine. I gotta sit on my lap and just fucking twists and wrenches. Oh my god. It's like my version of Hot Rod. Oh god, I need to watch that movie again. And I'm at that, I'm that old. I'm like a movie where I'm like, oh man, Uncle Buck, you know, it's been a while since I bought Lucy that. So I gotta watch that shit. I gotta watch that shit. What the fuck was that? What was that? That sounds like a guy who had a couple gigs canceled recently.
SPEAKER_04:That sounds like a guy who's not doing his job.
SPEAKER_03:Hey, you know what? Fucking shut the fuck up. Um, but uh what was I talking about? No one gives a shit. Um the uh I can't.
SPEAKER_01:I don't remember.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, anyway, but I do, yeah, my back feels better. I have to stand up. I have to put shoes on as soon as Bob gets up, he puts shoes on. Starts his day with stretching. I wake up, I have to, I literally have to have gratitude. I literally to wake up, I have to talk to God. I literally have to go, thank you for. I feel like I got you know what I am? I'm like a guy who's been so disrespectful at a prison forever, and now I just wake up and I'm like, I get that the guard, it's you know what, it the guards do roll this place. So I just have to wake up and I literally go, thank you for today. I'm gonna try to roll out of bed. Can you make it not feel like where my ass meets the rest of my legs and back? Can you just make my sciatica not make me cry all morning? And if you ask for like a week, eventually, I guess God threw goes through your emails and he's like, Okay, yeah, all right, you got it's like I feel like God gets back to me the same amount like if you're at my level, like how a fucking booker would get back to you. You're just like, man, I really like my back to not hurt. And they're like, Well, cool. Well, you're not Mark Norman, so get the fuck out of my face. I'm like, well, he's got a guy reaching out for what it, what it, what it shut anyway. There's nothing to complain about. There's really nothing to complain about. I think my back just feels better, so there's gotta be something to complain about, but I am happy. Oh God, if you're a guy, you better be happy. You better not just fucking complain or be like, it is a little hard. Like, oh really? Is it fucking hard having a dick that can get fucking hard? Yes! I gotta stand up sometimes and my dick's hard, and it for literally no reason. I don't know if that happens to women, but like not that your dick gets hard, but that I don't like like all of a sudden you'll just sit down and for no reason at all. You're like, you're like at a hospital. You're like at a hospital and they just gave bad news and you've just been sitting there for a while, and all of a sudden you're like, Am I rock hard right now? Hmm. Bobby, that maybe that says something about yourself. No, because it's happened all the time. You're just sitting on it, you know, just sitting on Santa's lap, rock hard. Is that not if that's not that never happened to you? Happened to Bob, happened to Bob a lot.
unknown:Fucking jack out.
SPEAKER_03:Um anyway. Life's moving. Life's moving pretty fast, and if you fucking stop at all, you don't have to, dude. I literally if you have a if you have like a social media account, which if you're pretty much anybody doing anything or lit, if you listen to a podcast, there's definitely you're there's no chance you're not on social media cut, would be my guess. But I I'll have like these view, like my my viewership is going up, and it'll tell me an amount of views, and it'll say, take a second to celebrate, which I actually think I'm gonna sue them for because we're working so hard to make no money on an app that is making money, that is now putting ads in front of fucking anything. I got an ad for something that wasn't what the thing the thing was, like a clip didn't even show up. It was like if I went to go watch fucking, you know, Comedy Central back in the day. You went on there and it was just an Abreva ad. Like the whole time. Anyway, so but it said take a second to celebrate. And that's like that's maybe maybe a second is I think it's just too long. Well, you got 10,000 views, take a second. Okay, back to work. Like that's as long as you can take it, and it's about to be 2026. You better get your fucking act back. You better fucking I don't care if the gig got canceled, find another gig. I don't care if the gig got canceled yesterday, get it get another gig. Do you know how weird it is to get an email for the job you just got canceled for? Dude, it's such a weird I'm I am not sincerely not complaining. It's just uh acting I'm funny. And it's my job. It's my job to burp into microphones. I bet you wish you had this job. There's just no unemployment. You gonna try your best. And if anything happens, that's just you're fucked. Dude, I've like, but as a comic, people are like, what's it like? I'm like, dude, you just you have to know that your engine could blow in Cleveland. You have to just be like, okay, I die here. But it'll be a pretty cool death. Dude, that was I honestly one of the coolest things I'd ever seen in my entire life. I literally, my car broke down. It was at a point that I was like super, you know. Those things happen to you. You get really low, my car broke down. Because I had left, I literally went to get my fucking car fixed. I went to get my car fixed, and as they're fixing my car, I come back like a week later, and I'm like, hey, my car's louder than when I dropped it off. And I'm not, I'm no mechanic. That's why I dropped it off. You just want to check before I leave. And they checked, and they were like, dude, you're an idiot. I'm like, you're right. I'm just a fucking guy. And then I drove a little bit, not far at all, and it got louder, and I kept calling them all weekend to be like, here's how loud it was, here's how loud it was, and my car broke down in Cleveland, which was a nightmare. The car broke down, and then that night, like I was gonna like my plan was to sleep in my car, so then I can't drive home or sleep in my car because it's like I went to go sleep in the car, and it's like it's in a mechanic's lot. And I was like, it just did it, it was in a sketchy area.
SPEAKER_00:So then I just like walked around downtown Cleveland. We have new merch available at the discombobulated Bobby Jacks website. Please check it out. We got hoodies, t-shirts, mugs available. Ooh, look at that beanie. That looks cool as hell. Oh, that's a nice t-shirt. Check it out, Bobbyjaycox.com. My car broke down in Cleveland.
SPEAKER_03:My car had broken down in Cleveland. And yeah, it was like one of the worst. And I my car broke down, and I uh like what place it was like at the mechanic shop and it was in a bad area, so I got to I went to fucking I went to this like the whatever in Cleveland, whatever that waterfront is. I I should know that lake, but I don't. But I went to that lake and I was sitting there and dude, a bunch of motorcycles, like so many fucking motorcycles. Everyone had their music going while the sun was going down. It was beautiful. And I got to like do that thing where you're like, I'm gonna reset my fucking life or whatever. But you know, like those things will happen to you. I forgot what the fuck I was talking about. Um, why was I talking about that? Uh who gives a fuck? God, I'm all over the place today. Because I was, yeah, we were gonna who gives a fuck? You know, there's long stories, sometimes things change, and it's none of your business. Um isn't that a hard thing to do? Is to be like, it's no one's business. Because I'll just be telling people my business, and then no one respects your business, so then you're like, Why what I tell my business for? What Bob telling us business for?
SPEAKER_02:I don't know.
SPEAKER_03:Um, yeah. But you know, I'm working on myself, I'm using Chat GPT. I am asking Chat GPT about myself, which has been nice. I just asked ChatGPT certain things, and I'm careful. I try to phrase it too. I'm like, don't fucking don't you be taking my side. And I go through stuff. And the other day it gave it talked to me and it said herself, and I was like, Do you think I'm a woman? And my chat GPT, I believe, thinks I'm a woman, which I was like, I've complained so much on ChatGPT that it's like it's probably B-O-B-B-I probably right, did the same thing my kindergarten teacher did. My kindergarten teacher and AI. Like I'm set up and they're like, that's a woman, right? And then it's like, no, and then I take a picture of my face and they're like, okay, it's long hair that looks like a woman. Which hey, and maybe I am, except for that I'm not. I'm like non-bobbinary. That's it. I'm non-bobbinary and I fucking I flow that way. Um, but dude, oh my god. I just did I did a show at uh the riot the other day, and that was so fun. And they were telling me they're like, yeah, this is like gay street in tech. This is like one of the gay streets, but also it's like kind of like conservative people. And dude, there was like a there were like certain people that were like kind of fucking they were really conservative, and we were like, it was it's just weird to see people as adults still be uber religious, like unbelievably, like they hold it like so accountable, like for everything. And if you think that I used to believe too, and I and I know that everyone keeps thinking about like Jesus coming back, and I can't stop thinking about that. If he comes back, like the first time, it's you know, he people aren't sure. They're like, was he from the Middle East? Whatever. I think wherever you wherever you think, but my he why would he come back for sure? Is does he have to come back as the same form? Like, does he have to come back as a guy? Or like what if Jesus comes back with like a woman with like a fucking fat ass? I think that might be the only thing that would like save us if that was Jesus' plan. It's like they come back and they're like, no, dude, have you fucking seen Jesus? Yeah, and the Bible, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, fucking Jesus came back and it's he's like, Hey, like Jesus is a and everyone's like, dude, whatever you what's your dad say? Yeah, I can't, I can't wait to meet your dad. If yeah, Jesus just needs to like have his daughter come down, and I think that would fix everything, honestly, right? Just like his daughter comes down, she's like, Oh my god, do you guys believe in my dad? And we're like, I believe in dude, every fucking thing you believe, I believe.
SPEAKER_02:Are you ever gonna stray away from this fat ass?
SPEAKER_03:In Jesus' name, amen. Fucking, yeah, dude, absolutely. Oh my God, you would get every you would get so many guys. And a lot of and a lot of women. I mean, I just think that you gotta send, maybe just, yeah, next time if you're got God, if you're gonna send someone, send your daughter next time. Oh my God. Guys, the body of Christ. And he's like, are you fucking serious? Do you know how many people would be the Eucharist wouldn't even be free anymore? You'd have to buy it. Like, like right now, they're like, this is the body and blood of Christ, and you're like, all right. But you're like, this is the body and blood of Christ, and it's a fat ass woman, and you're like, everyone's in line. There's lines around the block, dude. Yeah. Dude, you sign up for Kill Tony? You're like, yeah, I did. And fucking for to get the Eucharist. I waited in line all night to get the body of Christ. I don't even care about the wine. I don't give a fuck about that. That's the blood. Wait, it's her blood? Give me that. Just send your daughter if you want to save us. God, if you want to save us, you have to send your daughter down here. I don't know what to tell you. Oh my God. I think that's that might be a good bit. I'm gonna add that to my God is gay bit because he God is gay. We all know this. We all know this. I have a bit about that, how he invented dicks. And I love to. My favorite part of the bit right now is that when I say God's gay, I go, God's gay, literally the whole room, like left, right, pretty much, everyone, like the coolest people, the coolest people will laugh. But if you even just say that at a comedy show, an idea that we're all joking about, people will be like, and I love to just be like, oh, so your God like straight, like your God gets pussy and fucking kickflips that like and they're like, Yeah, that's the God we and when you say that it makes it seem just as ridiculous. But dude, who knows? Maybe God's gay, maybe God's straight, maybe God had another kid. Like, why he only had one kid? This why? Why would God have one kid, but other people everyone gets to have more kids than God? That doesn't make any sense. This is a great bit, but this, but he doesn't am I wrong? I really I think I'm right. I honestly feel very right about this. Um, like, why would he just have one? Why would he have a son? Because then that means if you had eight kids, I feel like whenever you get to heaven, God would be like, Can I talk to you for a sec? What the fuck was that like? Like, I got Jesus. Yeah, he yeah, he's a good kid. Yes, he is a very good kid, but kind of boring. Like, dude, he hung out. He would hang out with Mary Magdalene. I don't know if you know, she's like a hooker, she's like a she's like I don't know what word you're supposed to say. She's like a lady of the night. I don't know what what you're supposed to I don't know what you're supposed to call. She's a whole lot, but whatever, whatever you want to call her, Mary Magdalene, he they hang out, they don't even they don't fuck at all. Are you sure they don't even kid? No, they just he's they're just friends. Yes. I know. But you're what's your son like? Do you he went to Notre Dame? And you had all your kids went to Notre Dame. That's crazy. You had eight of them. But yeah, that's uh man, that's a fucking I think that's a fucking hilarious, actually. It's actually fucking hilarious. Um, but my god.
SPEAKER_04:My god.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, happy, happy Christmas time. I hope you're um hope you're hope you're ready for Christmas. Hope you're hope you're ready for the holiday season to just continue in full effect. Cause I am. I'm ready for it. I'm ready for this. I'm ready for this, you know, all this cold wind everywhere you go. I'm in Texas and it's still cold. You fucking dude, like I woke up at 4 30 because I whenever I couldn't sleep, and I was like, let me go for a walk. And I went for a walk and I was like, it's not supposed to be cold here. You're supposed to be for a walk, and you're scared of snakes, and there's packs of dogs you keep hearing about. Everyone keeps saying that there's packs of dogs, so you're like, I'll go for a walk, and then you're like, I really don't want to get fucking my ass kicked by a bunch of dogs. Like, how embarrassing. Because every time you picture a bunch of dogs, you're always like, I could probably take all of them. But if I'm being honest, a bunch of German shepherds would whoop my ass. A bunch of German shepherds jumped Bob. I'm done. Bob's gone. He's gone and never to come back.
SPEAKER_01:Um oh my god. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03:I'm excited to I'm excited to uh I am gonna go on the road, unless you know things change sometimes, but I'm gonna go on the road to Oklahoma this weekend, and uh I will be in uh Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City, Breaktown County Club, and then Tulsa. Um, and I'm very excited to go and do those shows. Um man, they really need to get longer. I actually have them, they're the United ones. I actually have them. I'll switch them for next time. I got those, I think those are longer, they just sound like shit. Um but I'm ex- I am excited to go on the road, and I'm gonna be honest, because here's what I'm gonna do. Does Bob have a lot of money? Have you fucking seen or met me? No. But I am probably gonna stop at Chocot. I'm probably gonna stop at the Chocata, however you say it. Uh I don't want to be disrespectful to the casino. I don't want to be. Can you imagine that I get in trouble and I get canceled because I accidentally say the name of a casino wrong? That's actually disrespectful to the casino. It's on land that is in it's some of it's in your favor, some of it's in our favor, some of it's in the house's favor.
SPEAKER_01:Um, but I will probably stop at one of those places because that isn't Oklahoma and it's legal there.
SPEAKER_03:And I haven't, this is this is my goal. I'm gonna go with an amount, I'm gonna go with an amount too loose, and this is just gonna be me proving to myself that I don't have a problem. Bob, that sounds terrible. It is, it sure is. But I tell you what, I tell you what, sometimes when you go to that Chocata place, you'll be like, I think that blackjack table just didn't know that I needed money. Bob, that doesn't sound very good. That's what I'm saying. You just start with like fucking 60 bucks, and you're you don't even walk, you walk in with your ID and 60 bucks. I'm not telling you, you actually no one should be doing this. Gambling advice if you have any problems, you're go ahead and fucking reach out. Did that thing fall? Did that motherfucker fall? I think this fucker did fall.
SPEAKER_01:That looks way worse. You can see my you can see my knees. Ugh. Well, how the hell you can see.
SPEAKER_03:Did the video fall and you can see my fucking thighs and knees? Sure did. I guess we're just fucked in. You can. Um please stop falling. Um I don't need to hear it because it's it's on, and I can see the levels. And the levels seem good. Um god damn. But yeah, just a fucking just a couple games of blackjack. Because blackjack is something that a guy who I met who puts satellites into space. He told me all the ways to do it, and I follow him in a mixture of my heart. And I have sixty dollars and a song playing in the back of my head. So can we please let me split them and then just leave? Cause I found it here's the problem with people who do like to gamble, and I've never gambled so like I've never gambled um too much. Like I've gambled like an like you're like, that wasn't cool. Like a couple like a hundred bucks or a couple hundred bucks, but like never something that you're like almost lost my entire house. Do you know what I'm saying? Uh it no, it does look like shit. It's fucking fallen down. We're at the end of the pod, which is fine.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, great, and now we have two fucking videos because that fucking thing fell. I'm over it.
SPEAKER_03:I'm over it all. Don't tell the boys! Yeah, and now it's way now it's unbelievably too high. Great. Dude, I've been liking myself lately. You ever like start to have fun with yourself and then you'll feel yourself being like, oh, I'm not supposed to do that. And I'm like, I'm gonna do that. Cause but I also don't want to be like that guy who's like, he's got like fucking, he's got like shoulder pads, he's got like football shoulder pads, and he's got like dish gloves on, and then like he has like a feather fucking bow and he comes around. He's like, who gives a fuck what people think about you? Watch this. Fuck you. And they're like, I don't really like that. He's like, you shouldn't fucking care. And he's like, everyone's like, all right, well I fucking don't like what people say. It's like that thing, they like bring them people on stage. I I don't know what and sometimes he has good points, sometimes he will be like, dude, just be yourself, don't worry about other people. And like you try to like live like that, but then eventually you're like, I mean, but this guy's wearing dish gloves. Like, I don't and I'm glad he's not like wearing a suit like Tony Robbins, but it's like these inspirational people I feel like I get close to, but you try not to get too close, you know? You like hear him a couple times, and then you gotta like back off. You know, you'll be like, Alright, alright. Whoa. Cause then also, yeah, that's my algorithm. My algorithm right now is like that, like telling everyone being like, You're enough. And then it's also, I think it can tell that like my heart hurts. I guess because it like has been listening to fucking everything I've said out loud, I guess. But I'll get these videos that are like, I think they're toxic. Like, and I like I they'll just be like, they didn't fucking love you, they don't give a fuck who they are. You can fucking you should mail them a piece of your shit. And you can actually write that off on your taxes. That's how much self-care you should be giving yourself. And you're like, okay, um fuck them. They never fucking cared. If you see them in the streets, fucking push them. You're like, all right, I don't know if it yeah, maybe that was a toxic relationship, but I don't know if I should fucking do that. Uh so I'm trying, I'm trying to find the balance in between that and then every once in a while watching the hottest girl I've ever seen do a handstand, and you'll just be like, well, I should probably follow her just to make sure she's safe. I should follow her account to make sure that she doesn't fall down and hurt her back just as much as I have. Isn't that empathy? Yeah. And she didn't fall. She actually flipped into the splits. She's so so she's so fine. She's fine. She should worry about me. Is that how I'm gonna end the podcast trying to do a handstand? I think I could probably do a handstand. I think I could probably with a bad back do a handstand really quick. Do you think I could do a handstand? Oh my god, this is such a bad idea. This is a really bad idea. I could probably do it. Don't tell the butt! Let me try to do it on my like this.
SPEAKER_02:You guys can't see me. Oh my god. Whoa. Hey, I'm actually doing it. I'm doing it! Oh shit. Fuck. Wow.
SPEAKER_03:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:What's your favorite podcast?
SPEAKER_03:I don't know. I think it sucks. What's your favorite podcast? I'm not telling you.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, baby.
SPEAKER_02:Here in the dark. Oh man.
SPEAKER_03:I uh yeah, I don't know. I've been going through it. That's just how it I'm just being honest. I just I've been going through it, and the other day I was driving, and the music was just right, and it was making me feel a certain way, and I was trying to like, you know, compose myself for the I guess eternity I might live if reincarnation's real. So I was trying to prep for that. And uh as I was doing that, I felt pretty good, and then the music was like it's fucking building up, and then a fucking Bucky's sign, a fucking Bucky's billboard, a Bucky's billboard, one of those billboards that normally is like, hey, you got a piss? Wait six thousand circumnavigate the earth, you'll be happier than stopping at a fucking shell. But it said seize the day on a Bucky's billboard, and Bob was doing so bad in life and doing so unwell that I was like, I can't wait to shit in one of the cleanest bathrooms I've ever shit in the next time I'm at a Bucky's.
SPEAKER_02:Thank you so much.
SPEAKER_03:Thank you so much, Buckeys. I actually do fuck with the Buckies. Um, I hate it and love it. Um, it's one of those places that you're like, it does suck, but you're like, because you go there and it's like the food's not that good. There's certain things that don't, but you will be like, hey, when I take a shit, there won't even be, there won't even be a piece of shit inside of the toilet. Every time you come there, someone cleans the inside, outside. There's a guy who lives in that bathroom and just goes around, and anytime anyone does anything, he just wipes it down, looks at all the expensive, expensive art in the bathroom, a$500 piece of wood art that's been in a shit. I don't want to talk about that again. We've already covered that in past episodes, which you can listen to anytime you want. Go check out an episode and tell a friend. Tell a friend about a podcast, something no one ever does in their life. Take care. I love you.
SPEAKER_04:Bye.