Ep 115: Was That Ethan Hawke?

He walked past the pond like he owned the whole morning, and I’m telling you it was Ethan Hawke. I’m sitting in an Oklahoma garden recording a comedy podcast because it felt peaceful for five minutes, and then the road brain kicks in: spring can’t decide what it’s doing, a lawn blower is always nearby, and my thoughts start sprinting.

I talk through what touring actually feels like when you’re bouncing between Tulsa and Oklahoma City, chasing stage time, and trying not to spiral about money. There’s a lot of joy in the dream, too: driving across the country while everything starts to bud, finding weird little stops that make the day feel human, and getting excited to judge a roast battle at Twister’s Comedy Club. If you like stand-up comedy, road stories, and the unfiltered reality of life between shows, this one lands right in that lane.

Then it gets practical and paranoid in the way travel does right now. I rant about TSA, the added stress people are talking about with ICE agents at airports, and the specific chaos of trying to protect your phone while you’re also chugging water you’re not allowed to bring. Add in the universal nightmare of major highway gas station bathrooms and those lines where everyone pretends they’re fine, and you’ve got the touring comedy lifestyle in miniature.

If you’re anywhere near Oklahoma City, come see me at Twister’s, and if you can’t, you can still help a ton by sharing the show. Subscribe, send this to a friend who needs a laugh, and leave a review so more people can find Discombobulated.

Transcript

Show Date Confusion And Threats

SPEAKER_02 0:00

And now so is this one.

unknown 0:01

Okay?

Recording From A Tranquil Garden

SPEAKER_02 0:02

Pull the recording. Right? Right? Good, right? Yes. Hi, I'm Bobby J. Cox, and you can come see me live March 27th, Friday, March 27th. That's probably happening either tomorrow or tonight, depending on when I get to the computer. And you can come see me at Twister's Comedy Club in Tulsa. No, no, no, no. Fuck. Shit. I keep doing it. It's not in Tulsa. It's in Oklahoma City. Well, um, that's just the honest to God truth. We all make mistakes. Come out and see me. It's in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. And if you don't come out, that's okay. I'll just literally never come back to that town. How are you doing? Welcome back to another episode of Discompopulated by a Babbling Brook. It's not, it's actually, it's at an Oklahoma Visitors Garden Center where I walked inside and for a donation that I could not escape. I could do my podcast in here, and I guarantee you that this person is gonna come over and tell me that they have changed their mind. But while we're by this beautiful garden, we're just gonna enjoy it. You gotta enjoy it. You can't, I don't even let anxiety fucking I don't even let anxiety touch me. I'm in a garden. You can't be worried. You're in a garden. You're in a tranquil garden and you're gonna be like, whoa, dude, get your fucking tranquility together. I mean, it's just so lovely here. There's fucking fish in there. I would love to say that they were koi fish, but I don't know. I they're fish to me. They might even be tiny whales. Maybe this is where they do that.

unknown 1:53

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:53

This could be a front for fucking making big tiny whales. No, that's definitely not what it is, but uh, we are on the road and um it's been fun. It's been so much fun. It's uh it's becoming spring. It like is spring, but it's like, you know, it's uh when spring first gets here, it's kind of like late to the party a little bit, like in its own shitty way. Like it's like, sorry. Uh oh fuck, I brought cold. You guys wanted warmth. You're like, uh yeah, we've kind of had a lot of cold at the party already, but yeah, they're like, fuck, sorry, I brought cold. Let me run out to my car and I'll go get the heat. And they're like, okay. Jesus Christ, I thought they were gonna bring the flowers, butterflies, and heat. Um no, I did. I just forgot it in my car. Yeah, get the fuck out of here and bring it back. Oh, I got cold again. Did you want no? We want fucking heat. Okay, my bad, my bad, my bad. Oh, you spring, you fickle, you fickle little bitch. You fickle little bitch. Um, but now we're in it and things are fluttering about. We have butterflies. We have blood butter blood blubberflies around me. We need, dude, it is about time. If it if you're gonna be an American butterfly, you're gonna have to get fat. Yeah, you're gonna we're gonna get butterflies on Ozympic too. Yes, but we need fat, we need blubberflies. Little blubberflies that just go around and you hear when they fly, they go, migrate, fuck that, dude. I'm staying right here and eating whatever butterflies eat. God, I love a blubberfly. You know, a blubberfly hit my brother in the head and fucking he died. That's how big a butterfly is.

SPEAKER_00 3:34

A blubberfly fish.

Robot Wife Bit And Weird Neighbors

SPEAKER_02 3:35

Alright, anyway. Um, what who cares? What what point do we have? It's the podcast that doesn't have a point. But um I uh what the fuck um happened the other day? Uh I was on the road. I haven't shit my pants in a while, which is good, dude. I haven't shit my pants. Now I'm like starting to not shit my pants, which means that I guess I'm supposed to eat Taco Bell. Like my shits are terrible, but I haven't shit my butt or my pants in so so long, you know? And I am a lucky boy. I've started to realize that. I'm starting to realize that I'm such a lucky boy monetarily. Never have been, never will be. I'll never see money and it doesn't matter. Luck isn't about money. Luck be a lady tonight was the song. Not luck be like a hundred bucks. Luck be a lady, no cash. Sorry, Bob. But ladies like cash. I know it's a whole kit and caboodle. Break me off a piece of that kit can caboodle. Um I ri I love, dude. I'll I'll always pick a time to do a podcast when someone's blowing or fucking cutting grass nearby. I swear to God. I swe I swear there's no time. I I do my podcast when if I owned a home, I guess I'd be cutting my lawn and blowing it all off. Hi, how you doing, Ted? Yep, good to see you. Uh-huh. What? Huh? I can't. Yeah. Okay. God, his wife's hot. Alright. Um, but so is mine. She comes out's a robot. Hey, uh, I kind of noticed you looking at my wife the other day and staring at her. Yeah, she's a robot. Oh. Well, how would you like it if I stared at your wife? Well, I wouldn't, but I was staring at your wife because you introduced her and then she came out like this. And then you she tried to say hi, but then you said, fuck, she ran out of batteries, and then you tried to plug her back in. And we all had to stand there and wait, and we were like, we can come back in another time. You go, no, right now's a fine time. If your wife got narcolepsy and just passed out, would I go a little bit of time? No, I'd fucking just wait a second. And then say hello to your wife. Charging on. See, now meet her. Hold on. She has to remember that she's a robot. She's not like people. Like, you know how isn't that weird? Because we wake up and we like no, but a computer has to be like, I am in it every time it's on and up, but she's my wife. She was supposed to laugh at that. I programmed her to laugh at that because they don't come programmed to laugh at that joke. It's like it's like it's a little outdated for their computerness. Um, but yes, this is my wife, and we have sex, and um, and I know that you and your wife have sex, and I understand that we both think about that from time to time. And if you ever want to swap my wife and just make sure you I'm gonna leave the charger at my house because I don't want you overusing her. Because I had a buddy who and we're not buddies anymore because he overused my robot girlfriend and fucked the shit out of her.

SPEAKER_01 6:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:57

Um, and you know, your friend won't forget, but your but your robot girlfriend, you can make forget. And then she'll just be like, Why are you so mad? I'm like, shut the fuck up. No, but I I really I've got to get a robot girlfriend. Um no, dude. I think actually, which honestly, because everyone we kind of live in that time where people like people are like, it's gay. It's kind of coming back. But I'll tell you this: I'll tell you what's gay is dating a woman. If you're a guy and you're dating another guy, like that's not that's like the straightest thing. That's like tough. If you're dating a woman, that's where you get you know, you get to cry, you get to say your feelings. Not anymore, though. That's back out. We don't the whole like we need soft voice trick. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me, let me cry in your tits twice. I swear to God, that's Ethan Hawk.

SPEAKER_01 8:08

Dude, I you don't have to believe me, but after this, I'm gonna Google does Ethan Hawk rip on control. Because of course he lived in Europe, it's a beautiful area, and I tell you what, that was fucking Ethan Hawk. And I also will tell you this that was Ethan Hawk.

Airport Dread And Phone Privacy

Gas Station Bathroom Line Misery

Tour Route And Roast Battle Plans

When Being Nice Stops Working

SPEAKER_02 8:25

I swear, I I promise to God that was. I swear, but also I Nancy Pelosi, however you say her name, um, you know, no disrespect to women or whatever. But I uh she was on a flight and Tatum never believed me. I was like, dude, I just walked past Nancy Pelosi. She's like, why would you be on the same flight? I go, why would there be two Nancy Pelosi? Like, there's and because there's there are different kinds of like old women. We all we know that. But there's only one Nancy, like, you know what I mean? There's only one anyway. But that was Ethan. And he did I know because he didn't say hi, and then the person with him kind of did a look. I swear to god, Ethan Hawk just I just saw him. And Ethan Hawk, I'll bring this up when we meet, when I'm famous. Yeah, I was doing a podcast in yep, in the gardens by your house, and then you told everyone where I lived. Oh shit. Should have said hi. Should've fucking said hi. Shut up. But no, I wouldn't even know what to say if I met Ethan Hawk. I probably would be like, I'd be like, oh dude, I love you in training day, and then I love you in that movie that you made for over the course of 14 years or whatever, called Being a Boy. Boy, the boyhood, the sisterhood of the traveling boy pants, the boys who traveled in their sisters' pants for a whole boyhood. Do you remember that movie? God, I can't imagine that would be there had to be other people who've like who started making that movie, then like fucking 10 years in, they're like, I'm not at calling those guys again. None of them even want to be actors anymore, and I'm over it. And then there's like one guy who'd be like me who was in the movie who like needs this, and I'm like, I've been preparing for this. I've been like method acting, please let me do it. I need fucking 250 bucks to be that guy in the the their neighbor that comes out again and says hello. Yeah, we're actually not making that movie. Fuck goddammit. I have to break it to my robot wife. I'm like, we're fucking so fucked. She starts getting mad. I just get I unplug her. And she knew I was gonna do that, so she bought a spare battery because I did, I still wanted to I wanted a wife with free will, even if she doesn't have it herself. I she can get it on Amazon anytime she wants. So but god damn if this isn't just such a pretty garden and Ethan Hawk walked by. I know you might be thinking, Bob, there's no way, but I know like the other night I was I was at a comedy club, saw a guy's like, that's this guy, and it was and his name's Ben, and it was Ben, and I can't at Ben Palmer, I believe, is his full name, but I can't I might I can't look it up because that's my phone over there. Um ran into Rob Schneider at the airport, met Weirdog Yankovic at the airport. I've uh I've ran into anybody you could run into at a place. And so if you want to tell me that's not Ethan Hawk, well I fucking swear to God. You can call me a blubber flying idiot if that wasn't Ethan Hawk, which it was. Anyway, yeah, but if he walks back by, I'm gonna jump. That like into this water, like over this fence and go, Ethan. Ethan, I'm a comedian slash aspiring actor. Would you like to stop walking away from me for a second? No, but I mean I am recording my podcast. What else are we gonna do? And I it's just was him. And man, I bet you really do enjoy walking your dog when you're famous. I bet that's the only time you really enjoy because everyone I know is not famous. They walk their dog and they have their fucking phone in their hand, they're just looking down at their dog janking. But he was like walking, the dog's like next to him, and even the dog, you could tell the dog's like, I'm walking with Ethan Hawk. And I know you're like, Bobby, that might not have been him. And I'm like, you guys are so fucking stupid. Ethan, please. Um, but yeah, come out and see me in in um Oklahoma City. Uh come see me at Twisters. We're gonna have a great time. We got a great lineup. Um lot of great times being had on the road. And I'm I've been on the road for so long now that I'm starting to think about where I would want to settle down, and that doesn't sound appetizing to me either. I feel like a I feel like a dog that they like cut out of the movie Homeward Bound, where they're like, home's just over that mountain. I'm like, yeah, but I guess you could be talking about any mountain really, and you never really can go home. So if you and they're just like, cut back the shadow. Dude, can we cut that can we cut that Bobby dog out of the fucking movie and replace him with chance? Yes, yes, we got the dog that kind of looks like the dog from um was it the same dog from um The Little Rascals? We're not I it might be, it might be PD, but no, it's probably a different dog. Um and man, when they do when you're a dog in a movie, you have no idea because you're getting probably the same amount of treats. You you don't get to like no one buy like you know what I mean? You're not like a real famous dog, so like you just you have no idea you're famous. You just get to be in movies, and then every once in a while someone's like putting like a circle over your eye, and you're like, I didn't really like that, but all right, now I got peanut butter back in my mouth again. I don't really mind. All right, sit me by these kids I've never met again. Cool. Hope I don't bite. Nope, not supposed to bite. We have to keep filming, keep filming, keep filming. Movies are expensive, kids are not. Um my god. Um, yeah, and I've been I've been on the road and I haven't been flying, which is great because I've heard it's a nightmare right now. I've heard that you there's ice agents at all the airports, which not a fan. Um, so that's great. Not a fan of TSA anyway, so don't love that they like have like a tag team of this shit fucking task force. Um and they're like, yeah, they can go through your phone, so turn off your face ID. I don't know how to do that. But I would be trying to do it in line. I'd be trying to do that in line, changing the thing so that I don't you can't read it with my face, making sure it's not unlocked, then forgetting I brought a water, chugging a water. You can just throw it away. I need this bottle. Chugging a water, trying to turn my biometrics off. Trying to remember if I brought anything good or bad or the other. Oh shit, what is it? So yeah, that's just where I'm at right now with my life. I'm glad that I'm just on the road. Just driving around, getting a stop at gardens. Stop wherever I want, which mostly is gas stations, which I hey, I only know the male bathroom side of this. But I haven't stopped for a bathroom break at a gas station on a major highway and gotten into the bathroom, and there hasn't been a line like we're about to meet one of the Beatles. You're like, oh, and then you just everyone has to do that thing where they all stand in line and we're all pretending we are not about to shit our fucking pants, and this was like the third stop because we kept being like, I can push it a little bit longer. And then we're just standing in line pretending to check our phones, and our heads were just like, I've got a fucking shit. No, this is actually the line. Yeah, I know, yeah, I know. Yeah, we've been waiting for and then by the time you get to shit, you're like so thankful, but then you have that fucking moment of like, uh, this heat from the seat is still hot. It's fucking wet. And you're just oh god, what yeah, water splashes up. Trying to call this squirrel over here if you're wondering what I'm doing, and he is looking. Oh, you're going to Ethan's house? Go to Ethan's Hawk's house. Um, I hope an Ethan Hawk gets you, bitch. Could have been on my podcast, could have had a squirrel and uh Ethan Hawk. I am basically I am basically like um snow white. We'll say snow gray because my underwear kind of turned in that color. Um, why would you fucking tell anyone that? Um, those are some sexy gray tidies. I'm like, they used to be white, and they're I'm a fro up. Don't do that in my house. Slash my car. Um I don't know. Um where the fuck is that? Oh yeah, dude, and my fucking oh, there's a scorgan. Scott, you fucking fuck. Also, because they keep not coming over. Now I now is the point where I am gonna lie. Now is the point where I am I'm like, oh, an anaconda's coming by. Hold on, I'm gonna try to call it over on my speaking a little bit of parcel parcel tongue. My my mother was a parcel tongue, and his mother's mother was a parcel tongue, and he could talk to snakes and basilisks too. Excuse me, does the Ethan Hawk live by you? Ethan Hawk. Yeah, she looked over, you could tell. Um these rocks are pretty. Um fuck. Dude, these headphones, stop fucking. Are you gonna work or not? Okay, just one side works fair. Um, what are we doing after this? Oh, yeah, we're gonna I'm gonna go to the comedy club. Um, a couple of my friends are uh at Bricktown Tulsa, so I'm gonna go there tonight. And then tomorrow I'm gonna be in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Um and then then oh yeah, and then I'm again I'm here the next night and they're doing the roast battle at Twisters, which I'm excited because I'm a judge. And that's where I shine because I really don't, dude. I don't I don't think I do well in like roast. Because then if I try to get it too mean, people are like, hey. And then if I'm not mean enough, people are like, you fucking you suck so bad at this. It's hard to find that middle ground. And um, yeah, I don't think having a gay voice and being white is what helps ever in a roast. Like, I mean it helps if you're facing me. Like, I'm the guy, like if you face me in a in a roast battle, it's like when I pick the guy in like Tekken or whatever, you're like that because this is what I do in real games because I don't know how games, but I'll pick the guy, and like you'll see me pick that guy, and you're like, oh, all I gotta do is pick this. This is gonna be so fucking easy. Like, that's I'm like that in a roast battle, so I'm better if I get to get to judge. And I don't know any of these people, so it'll be fun to like judge them like firsthand, not like have any like prehistoric saved up roasts. Um yeah, and then where am I after after that? Then I'm just back on the road. Um might be my last show for a while. Um, yeah, and I got I have a bunch of other shows that we're trying to book, but also everything keeps changing because there's huge comedians that are just fucking bulldozing through comedy clubs, which is so nice for everyone who's not famous, famous yet. That's so nice to know that you have to get another car and just rock it through a comedy club when I was just about to be. That's so nice. So um, and that's not a complaint. It's literally such a fun thing to be trying to write jokes and then be like, what do you mean I can't do this show? No, it's very fun to have um to not, and then you can't be rude or sarcastic because you're a fucking you're just like that. But the waiters and waitresses still work here, isn't that crazy that they still have a job here tonight? Okay, interesting. Um, no, I understand. You got a local guy who you promised a couple months ago. Um, dude, I'm being a real dickhead, but you know what? Being a nice head ain't gotten me anywhere, so suck my dick and eat my cunt. Oh my god, Bobby, you're not supposed to say that. Um, I really might not be, but I also have said all the right words and my life is falling apart, anyways, and I don't feel close to anybody. Any dude, you gotta back out of this. Um, but uh thank you for letting me be a part of this garden. Um I'm unlike the fish, I'm not too coy. No, but I am gonna make sure it's still filming because if it's then this is it will break up.

SPEAKER_00 20:52

It is cool. Oops, oops, I showed you my ass. And after this, I'll jump in the pond with the fishes, baby.

SPEAKER_02 21:09

He's swimming with the fishes, but that's just because he jumped in with the fucking fishes. Um what else? What else is new? What else is going on? Um Yeah, I feel like I'm mostly I'm just excited for spring and um the fact that I got nothing to do. You were looking at a guy who has tried so hard to get as many as jobs. And they just know, and just mm-mm. And then being calm and understanding hasn't helped. So we're gonna throw that into the fucking we're gonna throw that into the into the garden. Try to be nice to people who are actual pieces of shit. We're gonna fucking throw that into the garden. Try to like exp talk to people like when they ask you real questions and be real. That's fucking for the home. Get it the fuck out of my house. Um, yeah. And maybe you're probably feeling this too. And I hope I hope that you are because it's fucking it's so annoying. Everywhere you go, everyone's like, you know, people might not be remembering you because you're not a priority. And you're like, that's not that is that supposed to make me go, oh God. That makes you feel so much better. The people, and then the people, if I don't get back to them, they're like, well, what the fuck is wrong with you? That seems the same anyway. I'm done complaining now. My dick is um gotten bigger because I've been drinking only whole milk. Uh, and I don't know if you guys know that's actually how you do that. And um, so just on like a side note, like I know people are like, take a blue chew. Just also just fucking drink some milk you haven't had in a long time, and that can make your dick huge too. No, just kidding. My dick is the same size. Um, but if I swear that's gotta be the next thing they're working on, right? Because I want to have some like Dolly Parton tits of a dick, dick of a tits. I want my I want that. Where they're like, it's like a joke. Like I have to wear pants or they're like, and then people are like talking about it for years. They're like, are they real or are they fake? I want to, you know, that's what I want.

SPEAKER_00 23:08

I want that. I want that so much. But and I'm proud to be in Afghanistan where at least I know I'm from. And I won't forget that Ethan Hawk, he walked right by me and he could have been on my podcast, and then later his team would have asked me to cut it. Cause they checked out my stuff and they do not love it. God bless that Bobby's gay. God bless that Bobby Yes.

Road Dream And Patreon Money Talk

SPEAKER_02 24:08

It has been really pretty driving across the country though, I am being honest. So, 'cause you can see like everything's starting to bud, so it's all like purples, whites, greens, and uh this is exactly what I've always wanted is to just be on the road, kind of soaking up the day, preparing to go to a comedy club every night. Yeah, this is like the dream. It does suck to not when you check your bank account, you go fuck, but that's what the Patreon's for. So join the Patreon, uh discombobulated with Bobby Jacks. Um you can join as little for one dollar, and you can join as much you can all you can fucking send me as much money as you want, and I would literally do whatever you asked me to do. And you might be like, Yeah, right, I will. But also, um, if you are someone who's been requesting money for me on Venmo, it's so funny that you wasted your time that you're like, I bet Bobby could probably help me. I'm like, out of all, dude, you better ask, you better look at my followers and then fucking ask, then ask that person for money. There's roly pulleys everywhere. Oh god, I love a little woolly pulley. Um god, these are such fucking beautiful. These are such beautiful flowers. Um what is that? That just fucking slam. Um I think Yeah, just everywhere uh I go. Yep. Too many people trying to shit at Love's gas stations. Too many truck honestly, dude, so many truckers on the road. And dude, they don't even look out for each other anymore, dude. It is fucking dog eat dogs. So until we're I think until we're out of war or whatever's going on right now, I think everything's just gonna be this stressful. And if Bob's feeling it, you know, it better it's real. So I can't imagine how you guys feel because you have actual homes and lives. So um that's gotta be so much harder than having it not a thing in the world. Every time you try to set your bag down somewhere, just being like, this is no, you don't want me here. Oh, okay, cool. You begged me first. Okay, see you later, guys.

SPEAKER_00 26:20

Um, then that's just that's just how it's that's just the way it is. Things are never fucking medicine.

Work Truck Guys And ICE Jokes

SPEAKER_02 26:30

Home's just over those mountaintops. Which speaking of, after this, I am after I do these shows, I think I want to do it. I just want to go to the mountains. But it's also so fucking expensive to get mountainesque. You know what I'm saying? You gotta leave, you gotta leave all your woes behind. Fucking sucks. Um Yeah, I'm just the last couple episodes I'm so negative, but we'll get fucking back into it. I am trying so hard to be positive, but when you wake up in a car and you're like, but today I did wake up and it was hilarious. I heard these guys getting to work, like they were all like getting in like the same truck, I guess. And they were like my favorite kind of dude. There's nothing cooler than like a flamboyant, straight, like southern dude. The guy's like, dude, I told you I texted you this morning I was gonna be late. He goes, dude, you're fucking late. And I told you at 2 a.m. I was gonna be. Let's go. Fuck. Yeah, he said he was gonna be late too, and he's later than shit, and he didn't probably even text you like when I did. Yeah, you're right. That's why I said get the fuck in the truck, dude. Those are like my favorite kind of guys. Uh those are like the raw versions of like guys. And that's because also, too, there's the guys that they're about to go have a tough day at work, but you can tell how they talk too that if someone like pulls up on them, they're like, dude, fuck. I ain't take it easy, dude. What's this guy's problem? You had fucking too much monsters this morning, dude. Fuck. No, I'm telling you, can yeah, dude. My wife will be down here in two seconds to fucking kiss you if you want to kiss her, but you better shut fucking stop talking to me with that lip. Like saying crazy shit like that.

SPEAKER_00 28:03

That's just the way it is. Come see me in Oklahoma City, even if it's a far drive. I mean, I guess don't do that. You could if you wanted to.

Final Push For Oklahoma City

SPEAKER_02 28:16

I'm just kidding, you don't gotta get on that. But nah, you could do it. Get in your car and fucking gun it. No, but be careful. Don't die. Maybe take a plane. Maybe take a plane and get touched by ice. TSA. Ice, ice, TSA. Dun dun dun. Give me that shit. I mean, it's like, dude, they I and if you didn't think going to the airport could suck anymore, it's ice. Wait, why? Dude, it feels like if when when like you were a kid, it's like the bar, it's like everyone's playing with barbies, and then it's like that someone like brings in the G.I. Joe's, like, and then they fucking they the SWAT team takes over the Barbie village, and they're like, what the fuck? And they're like, I know you didn't think that would happen. You're like, definitely not in the Barbie village. Um, got ice agents. Dude, I've been going on the road, and I do love when I can't, I don't want to quote because I can't remember their name, but I've just seen so many people do fucking killer bits that about ice agents. Because I don't have one because I'm like, it's just suck, like I'm like, it just I feel the same way everyone else does, so I don't have like a unique take on that one thing. But when I've been seeing some people do a couple takes, it's been fucking it's been so good. They're just like the fact that they're just like, what are they what are they what are they doing and why are they wearing like that? Alright, I'm getting too into it. It's just a funny bit, but I saw him there in in Nashville, and he was fucking so funny. Can't leave his name though. But um wait, not last night, that was two nights ago. Last night I was in Springfield, night before I was in Nashville, tonight I'm in Tulsa, tomorrow I'm in Oklahoma City, a new city, a new city every day. And if you send money to Patreon, we could go to even fucking more cities. So share this with your friends, share this with your mother, share this with your father, share this with your brother, share this with your sister, share this with your stepsister. Oh my god, oh my god, I can't turn off this podcast, step bro. Oh yeah, fucking discombobulated. Oh my god, stop it, step bro. You're gonna go see him in Oklahoma City? Mm-hmm. Show starts at seven, don't be late. Motherfuckers. Um, yes, so come out and see me. I will be at Twisters in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, March 27th, Friday. Come out, see the show. Let's sell it out. Please fucking sell it out. Love you. Kisses.

unknown 30:37

Goodbye.

SPEAKER_00 30:39

Yep, see.