Ep 116: Sunset At The Wharf

The wind is loud, the sunset is unreal, and the Oklahoma City Wharf lighthouse is way smaller than it has any right to be. I’m posted up outside trying to beat the sun, keep the gear from flying away, and somehow turn a chaotic day into a real podcast. What starts as a scenic rant turns into a string of painfully relatable moments: getting humbled at a drive-thru coffee spot, realizing I don’t understand modern coffee menus, and questioning why everything needs a script just to buy caffeine. 

From there, I slide into the stuff people actually argue about: being childfree, loving spontaneity, and the awkward social pressure that shows up when your friends’ lives revolve around school pickup and parenting. I’m not trying to be edgy I’m trying to be honest about what kind of life fits me, what I’m jealous of, and what I’m not willing to trade away. There’s also plenty of classic discombobulated energy, including public-stare paranoia, dating double standards, and the kind of oversharing that only feels normal when you’re holding a mic outside. 

Then we get to the weekend recap: a killer run at Twister’s Comedy Club, discovering I genuinely love roasting, and a karaoke night that turns into a full-on bar legend. One sweet first-timer keeps announcing she’s “never done karaoke,” signs up again and again, and eventually tries to steal the mic during the final song. We close with road-life decisions wings, casinos, car messes and the one boundary that’s actually changing everything: I stop giving my energy to moments that don’t deserve it. 

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Transcript

Getting Set Up And Settling In

SPEAKER_02 0:01

Oh my god. It must be perfect. That's gotta be on. So just that. I trust it. I trust you. I trust you. Alright, I think we got it. Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Discombobulated. We're here at the Wharf. Where else are we gonna be? We are here at the Oklahoma City Wharf. Home of uh this fucking wharf and that lighthouse, which I'll tell you this. I definitely came here thinking that lighthouse was gonna be bigger. I definitely came here thinking that I was gonna see a lighthouse that was gonna rock my world, but I'm not kidding you. I I don't know if you can tell. I think I could jump to the top of that. They have it locked off and the bottom is locked, but um I could just jump to the top. I wouldn't even have a hard time doing it. I would just fucking, I would just give a little bit of a shot and then I'd be all the way at the top. And then it would do that thing from Mario where go do How the heck are ya? Welcome back to another episode, Discombobulated. Um we are it we got we got just enough time to get an episode in. We have just enough time to get an episode in. Um, or at least that's what whenever I asked Siri, I was like, what time does the sun go down? They're like, 30 minutes, bitch. I was like, okay. Well, maybe I have enough time to stop by a seven brew coffee, which I'll tell you this, I did it because I thought it was gonna be fast. I didn't even know they had a drive-thru, and whenever I went through, I was like, oh my god, that's so fortunate for me that they have that because I'm in a fucking hurry to beat the sun. So then I drove through and they take your order kind of like if you've never been to a seven brew coffee, they take your order a little Christian-esque, like they do at a um at a Chick-fil-A. So I had to pull up and have I would say, I don't know, maybe a 13-year-old go, Hi, can I get you coffee? I'm like, Can you even have coffee? And I go, Yeah, can I just get a black coffee? And she goes, Oh, sorry. Have you never been here before? And I was like, To a coffee shop? Yeah, I've been to a coffee shop before. And then she goes, Well, we just we only do espresso, and I'm like, I'll just whatever version of a coffee. And she, I just felt I felt like it reminded me of whenever I was a kid and I worked at those jobs, and the people would walk by and you'd have to be like, I'm doing this so that I can buy a skateboard, and you're doing this so you don't fall asleep, or whatever fucking thing you need. And I just really, really, really hoped. I really, really, really hoped I would never feel um like that old funny duddy guy, but I think I kind of did because I was like, What do you mean it's different coffee? And she's like, Listen here, you stupid fuck. I know you only grew up with Starbucks and this, but there's a lot more than that. So you live, you learn, a 13-year-old puts you in your place. I don't know why. Also, why did they do that though? They do have them like come outside and like take your order. Why can't I just order it through the drive-thru that's already set up? Why do you have to put someone that when I come around a corner I like slam on my brakes because I'm scared that I'm like, oh, dude, I didn't know fucking there was gonna be just a team of people standing here. There's never been one. Hi, doggo.

Dogs And Why Kids Ruin Plans

unknown 3:52

Hi.

Shorts Trends And Loving Childfree Life

Flirting With The Sunset

Comedy Weekend And Loving Roasts

Karaoke Night With Scene Kids

SPEAKER_02 3:54

Oh my god. Your dog's cute. Your dog's cute. Oh my god, so cute. Oh my god, they got this little lab that looks like it could fucking be in that fucking homework bound movie, it could be in any fucking movie. But either she didn't speak English or she didn't like my face because I said your dog was cute. And normally people that makes their fucking day. Because you can only say it about someone's dog. You can't really say it about their kid. Your kid's so cute. Get the fuck away from me, sir. Yes, so okay. Yeah, I would never say something like that. I don't even think Yeah, I'll just be honest, I don't even think kids are cute. Like when people are like, Oh, kids are cute, I'm like, yeah, I think they're cute when they do something funny. But if you're like, oh, kids cute, I'm like, I think you just gotta have them. Like, whenever I see kids, I'm like, all right, dude, we gotta get these kids fucking out of here so that we can all do adult party things. And people are like, well, don't you remember being a kid? And I go, Yeah, and it sucked. So let's get them out of here. Because when I was a kid, I was always told to leave an area. I was always told to get the fuck out of here so adults can do what adults do. But now that I'm an adult, all of a sudden there's all these other everywhere you go, they're like, Oh, do you mind if we bring our kids? I'm like, I do mind if you bring your kids to my comedy show. I say the F word and not the one you're thinking of. But um, no, because yeah, someone uh with my friend the other day, we were gonna go um we were gonna go write jokes because she's wanting to like, she's like, I want to start doing stand-up. And I was like, oh okay, we'll do that. And she's like, Oh shit, sorry, I forgot. Um I have my I got I have my son today. Funny. But then the fact that she's like, well, she's like, I have my son today, I was like, okay. And then all of a sudden I was like, oh my god. She because we were talking about writing jokes and all stuff, but I was like, if I had a kid, it would get so in the way, and I just see people bringing, I don't know. I feel like I'm I feel like a bad guy saying I don't want to have kids, but then people who have kids tell me not to have kids, so it's a whole conundrum. But god damn if this isn't a fucking beautiful sunset, but um dude, and as soon as I got here, I fucking I always get hurt. Last time I got a splinter, and this time I just fucking put my hand on it, and there's just like sharp sticks coming out of the ground, so I fucking I got a little bloody finger. So sucks. Sucks to know, sucks to see. Also, dude, everyone who's walking by has short shorts. These are the shortest ones I've owned, and honestly, when I was a kid, if I would have saw someone wearing shorts as short as I am right now, I would have fucking called me a name. Probably that for it. But now everyone's wearing them, and because we used to make fun of it because like our dads would wear it, and you guys are like, You're a fucking loser. You don't know what is and isn't cool. But then guess what they did? Because even guess what's underneath this? It's like a tank top. That's what I got on. And that's like, I mean, every photo I've ever seen of my dad from like the fucking early 2000s was them just in these glasses, a tank top, and short shorts, and fucking high side. Whoa, what comes around goes around. But no, the only thing that's different though is they had me, and I would never have a me. Oh my god, you can't do this if you gotta go burp a baby. But then if I start talking like that, to say that you're like thankful you don't have a kid, then people like think that you're like it's just fucking Satan. Like, I'm not Satan. I just like to party. I like, I like to party. I like to party. And this is the lighthouse, and the oh my god, you guys should see the moon, but you can't see it. You can only see that beautiful, beautiful, beautiful sun. Oh my god, that sun is fucking hitting on me. That sun is kind of turning me on a little bit. Let me just kind of check. Let me just kind of like Do you think the sun knows? Because the sun, like, where it's at always kind of looks the same, but do you think it knows that on our planet, like how sexy it gets all the time? Do you think it knows that like that it changes that you'll be like sometimes in the middle of the day you'll be like, You're unbearing. You I can't even stick it out, get away from me. You're hurt, you're too much, you're too intense. And then at night the sun be doing something like this, and you're like, dude, I was like, I was just upset earlier. I didn't mean any of that. You're beautiful. God, you're not just yellow, you're also fucking pink as hell. God, I I just love you. I just love how you look, beautiful son. Anyway, alright, dude. It is so fucking windy that I'm like legit nervous. I'm like, something is gonna blow away. Either the film, the camera, my fucking the something on me. I don't know. But it sucks. We're in Oklahoma City. You would think we were in Chicago, you would think we'd be in the windy city. We're not. We are in Oklahoma at the wolf, at the lighthouse, at the wolf, doing sunset. What more could you want? A dirt bike, honestly. A dirt bike, and then I mean just the fact that I am don't have kids. And people might be like, You are harping on that a lot, but dude, I my I went and hung out with my buddy today, and I was like, hey dude, do you want to get lunch? And he was like, Yeah, I can hang out for a little bit before I have to go pick up my kid from school, and I'm like, whoa. But then also they probably have like this a beautiful love that I don't, you know, that isn't in my life that I try to get from a you know, a coffee. I'll be like, ooh, let me get a warm coffee, and then I don't even understand how the coffee works, and I have to have a teenager explain to me that I'm a little outdated to fucking even order coffee now. You know how sad that is to find out that I can't, I'm I don't even understand how coffee works now. They're like, no, the only thing you can get here is an Americana. I was like, yeah, that's fine. That's pretty much a drip coffee, just like expanded or whatever. If you just it's well, it's actually not. It's not it's not being it's a different kind of thing. Well, I don't really give a fuck. What is I don't even know the difference between espresso and fucking beans. I really don't know the difference. I just know that if I have regular coffee, like a gas station coffee or regular coffee, I feel fine. But if I have like today I went to a place and I had like um I think I did I have a drip coffee or Americana? I think it was drip, but it was like he was at one of those places where it was like a dude. If you go to a Christian coffee shop, a Christian coffee shop makes the shit out of coffee. Dude, I don't know if like God is walking on the beans or whatever, but uh you go to a Christian coffee place that's like, hi, God bless. And you drink that coffee, and dude, I almost started crying and there was so much caffeine in it. Like I had my second one, and I was like, I went and I took like of just not a violent shit, but definitely a shit that made me feel like um someone else was like running my asshole, like someone else was like pushing the buttons. I just sat down, I was like, I was like, okay, well that was terrifying. Let me go back out there and have another cup of that. And yeah, you just get so fucking you're just like and I get it for me. I go and I if I if it's that intense, I it'll make me want to cry. And not like in like a cry-cry way. I'll just be sitting there and I'm like, whoa. But um that's how you know it's too good. But that for me, that's too much. Like for me, I like it at a little I like to have it from you know, a love gas station where you get a refill and you're like, it's still fucking three bucks. Okay, and so you go to do that and then you fill it up, and then you drink it, and you're the whole time you're like, I don't think it's working, and then you kind of wake up eventually. I like that kind the most. That's my favorite kind, if I can just be honest. Um, if it's too intense, like you go to a place to like you can choose what kind of beans you want. I'm like, I don't even whenever you choose the beans at a loves gas station or at a gas station, you're not they're the same beans. Would you like our breakfast bend, our Colombian bread? It's the fuck, they're all the same. The the dark roast is the same as the light roast, and I tell you what, I tell you what, if you got tea, it would be the same fucking thing, dude. Today we went to what do we go? We went to a place and the uh I what was the name of that place? Went to um Shiba, Shiba Hut. And I went to go get tea, and the tea said black tea, and then underneath that also it said essence of tea. No, it said tea essence. Which made that I find it, I found that really I found that kind of crazy that it said tea essence because um I don't how do I I want to explain this, but I don't even know if I can explain I understand it. But like tea that's what tea is is the essence. Like you have tea and then you seep it, and then that thing, that's the essence of what that thing was. So to have essence of tea is like that you did that, and then you're like watering that down. How far away are we getting from tea? How fucking much profit do you need, Sheba Hut? We have tea. Essence. Like they almost you could even the essence was like it was written smaller a little bit. It wasn't even in caps, so oh my god, we came here just in the nick of time. That lighthouse is kind of lighting up at like it's it's it can you just push the button? Is that hold on, wait, beep hold on, I'm sorry. That's not the level that honestly, if I made a lighthouse that is not the fucking that is not the one I would do. I would not go b dude, come on, just I would go like if I had a lighthouse, you'd you'd want to run into it if you were a boat. You'd be like, dude, I want to run into it and fucking crash so we can live in harmony and happiness. Where Bobby Jacks built a beautiful lighthouse with a fucking EDM fucking show below. Dude, if I if I twist my ankle and the people at these this restaurant watching me make this podcast, they will laugh so hard that they will not even be able to help me. They'll be like, 911, what's your emergency? They're like, dude, we can't even explain it. You just gotta look at our location and fucking come here. Let me make sure it's recording and then my phone's not gonna blow away. Got nervous. Didn't make any sense. And then this is all good, right? All these levels are good. I'm so nervous I'm gonna do something wrong, but I can't put the headphones in because I wouldn't even be able to fucking hear myself. It's so windy out here. Um god. But uh what else? Oh yeah, dude, we uh this weekend I had a fucking killer weekend at uh Twister's Comedy Club in Oklahoma City. Well, it's not, it's up, it's like north or of the city, but it's still in Oklahoma City. Oklahoma. Shout out to Aaron and Ross. They run an incredible club. The first night I headlined and we had so much fun, and then the next night they had a roast show that they had put me on as a panelist. And dude, I found out I I think I might love roasting. I like writing roast jokes, I like writing them in the moment, I like fucking around, and also people seem to have like it. Like no none of the ones I did. The first two people didn't understand. I said it, and you could tell that they were just like, We don't like this, because I was trying to connect with them, and they're like, we don't know what we think about this like lady or whatever. And then I won them over with a pretty sick ass joke because I said that the two people that were battling each other looked like they ran a struggling hot topic. And I mean that killed so hard that people after the show, I was like, I'm gonna actually sell merch. And people were like, Oh, why would we think to sell merch? I'm like, because you're not trying to fucking make sure that you get don't die tomorrow. That you you need money to eat, so you gotta buy my stickers. If I gotta eat, I gotta eat. So by my stickers, dude. I mean, the lighthouse, it just doesn't make sense why that's how it goes. I don't really know. I don't know why it's also pissing me off either. I guess I'm just looking for something to be mad at. I guess because it's an episode of a podcast. You always think you gotta just be fucking, you always gotta be on Bob. You know what, Bob? Maybe you could turn yourself a little off and give yourself some re rest and relaxation. That's what I'm gonna do as soon as this episode's over. As soon as this episode's over, I am gonna go to the Planet Fitness. And they say, I I apparently I have a like the black card, which I wouldn't call it that. I would never, but I think that's what they call it. And so that's and um I but you I'm gonna sit in a chair and they have like a they have like a hydro thing that's gonna give you a massage. And I'm I there is a part of me that is like, you know what? I do think that this thing is gonna it's gonna fix my sciatica, but there's no way we're gonna talk about my back right now. Um yeah. Uh um oh yeah, so we did that was what I was saying. We just we did the roast and um why was I talking about that? Um but yeah, we did the roast and had so much fun, and then afterwards we went and uh there was like like almost every bar in Oklahoma City has like karaoke. And so we went to this bar that had karaoke, dude, and there was this group of I mean this with love. I believe there was like four like emo autistic boys, or but no, it was it believe it was all I believe it was all boys, all men, you know, we're in a bar, it was all men, all autistic boys who just kept singing their versions of all of the hits we grew up with. Like sometimes you go to a karaoke bar and you're like someone's trying to get something out. They were like, We're gonna play the hits that everyone wants us to fucking play, and one of us, yes, gonna sing like this, and I'm not trying to sing like them singing like that.

SPEAKER_00 18:26

I'm like, this is literally what they did.

The Mic Thief And Tip Regret

SPEAKER_02 18:29

And I was like, that's fucking cool because I wouldn't have the balls to do that. I don't like karaoke. That's where that is where Bob kind of slips up. Like a lot of people, um they're like, oh my God, what's your thought? And I'm like, and I'll I'll do anything, I'll do anything that looks stupid, but I'm just not a karaoke man because I'm not a singer. And then and then last night I went out with my friend Haley and her boyfriend, and then um one of their uh one of their friends. And I am not making fun of this girl at all. This is what happened. Anyone would say this. I just couldn't stop laughing because of I'd never seen anything like that. And I guess I'm also lucky because I get to perform. I've been performing since I was 19, so like I get to get that out. But we go to this bar and she didn't even she's she's never done karaoke, she's never done it. And Matt, my friend Haley's boyfriend, was singing, but he was like kind of starting to get a little too drunk, so he goes, I can't, and so he passes it off, and then so she had to fill in, and she did a great job, and everyone gave her a big, big cheer, and then so as soon as she got done, then she was like, She goes, guys, thank you for thank you. I've actually never done this before. She was like that kid's like, Apparently, I've never been on live television before. She goes, I've never done this before, I've never done karaoke, sorry, thank you. And everyone's like, You did great. So she was like the hero. And then she just couldn't wait. And then she went up and signed up again. So, like one person goes up and then she's back up and she gets up again and she goes, Hey guys, sorry, I uh but just so you guys know, I've uh never done karaoke. And we were like, Yeah, we know we've we are there's 17 people in this bar, we understand. And so then she starts going again. And this time the song was, you know, it was fine, but it was like, you know, it was a close, it was close, the song was close to her heart, but no one really knew it. So then she came over and she goes, I've never done that before. Fuck, I uh I gotta pick another song. So she goes to do a third song, but now the list is closed. Now the list is closed and she still wants to do karaoke, and I have never in my life seen this. I was laughing by myself. We also showed up with her, so people were probably like confused at why I'm laughing so hard at her. But I couldn't help it because she was so sweet, but she goes, Can I do another song? They go, There's no more songs. She comes up, she goes, There's no more songs. And you could just tell she wanted to sing another song. So these guys are doing the last song of the night. These two guys are singing the last song of the night, and she goes up and she's kind of singing with them, and they're like, Yeah, let's get this energy going. So she's like getting close, like, yeah, and then she goes for the mic. I swear to God, they're singing. She goes like this, and he pulls it away. And he goes, What? No, what? And then she goes, and then like tried to like play it off. Like she didn't just try to fucking steal the microphone, and then she goes to the other guy singing the duet, and she was like, Oh, and then he singing, and he had kind of seen her, so he starts turning away from her, and then she goes, Do you guys care if I sing with you? And he goes, You're doing it, and like you could tell they're like, We're trying to do this. Is the last song we always do, this is our thing, and she just couldn't give it up, and she just couldn't give it up, and she kept trying to sing it, and then the song ends and she comes over, she goes, They wouldn't let me sing. And I was like, I know, I saw you try. She goes, I know what the Why wouldn't they let me sing? And then she got so upset that she goes, I can't believe I tipped them$20. And she went up and she goes, Thanks for nothing. And they were like, What are you talking about? But I just thought it was funny. Again, she was a sweet person.

SPEAKER_01 22:11

She just had karaoke in her heart. And she wanted to get the fucking karaoke let out.

SPEAKER_02 22:18

And so sometimes, you know. If you can, if you can try to get it out, you can, but I mean, I just I'd never seen anything. I'd never seen something so egregious. I'd never she thought she was being slick too.

Public Stares And Dick Pic Anxiety

SPEAKER_00 22:36

Like when they were holding it, she was like, Sweet Caroline, tried to grab the mic from you. One more sock, please. One more sock. And then also, dude, okay, you know what?

Wings Or Casino And Car Spills

Patreon Thanks And New Boundaries

SPEAKER_02 22:50

I think I know the answer to this. I do think I know the answer. But when you go to a bar and they're closing and they come around, why do they have to be I guess I know I know the answer. I know it because guys are fucking people are shitty, and as you tell them to leave, they don't leave and they keep talking or whatever. But guys will be like, you gotta leave so much that like if dude you'll have like a friend taking a shit, and you'll be like, hey, they're taking a shit. They're like, we don't care, we're locking them in there. You're like, okay, I don't think you do it. Hi. Oh my god, you guys can't see it, but there's another cute dog. Uh cute dog. Yeah. Yeah, they heard me. They get it. That's how you that's how you react whenever someone sees a cute dog. But then there's also a guy recording a podcast by the thing, so they probably think I'm about to fucking end it all. Like I just do this and stand up, turn around, and then walk into the sea. Which it's not, it's a it's a lake, but it's a wolf. I didn't know a wolf could be at a lake. Wait, then what's that lighthouse for? It's like you should know where the edge is. No, I guess you don't have wait, I don't understand anything about nothing. Okay, so this is a lighthouse. Shouldn't there be a lighthouse at every fucking like every 12 feet? Why is there only a lighthouse over here? Oh, it's because there's a harbor you want to find over there, because that's where they're all parked. Okay, I guess that makes sense. God, this coffee's not very good. So I love it. Hey, do you guys want to podcast? No? Alright. I mean, I'm getting stared at like I'm a hot girl, dude. Whenever I do my podcast, and if I have a mic and if I'm doing it in a public thing, people stare at me like because I I would say I'll say like in my life, I've probably had like I I'll be I'm I've been a lucky man, I've probably had at least like 26 really hot friends in my life. Like throughout my life, different just really hot friends, and I've seen how guys look at them. And when I have the mic in my hand and I'm out by a wharf, people will just stare at me like I'm and I and I'm like, what are you what are you staring at? Hey, take a picture, my dick will last longer. No, but it'll get it'll be smaller or whatever, and because I don't like how the it's the lens makes it look like that. Oh my god, please send me a picture of your dick. Okay, cool, but no, as soon as a girl asks me to send me, like if they're like, oh dude, send me a picture of your dick, I'm always like, for one, I'm dreaming, because no one that you can just tell. I'm five foot eight, you can just tell you it you you it you don't gotta see this one, but also anytime if someone's like, Oh, I want to see a picture of your dick, I'm like, I think I'm I think I'm Christian again, so I don't think I'm gonna do that. I think I kind of believe in the Lord, so let's just kind of let's just take a breath and a breather. So yeah, I just get nervous. I get nervous, I don't really want to send my cock. If I send if I'm sending my cock, if I've ever sent a picture of my wiener, which people have sent a picture of my wiener to someone, but if you've sent like a picture, if I've sent a picture of my wiener, the worst thing is that like a girl will be like, hey, send me a picture of your dick, and then you do, and then you'll be like, I bet they fell asleep, but it's not like a great time to have done that. Because then it just feels like I threw my dick and I'm waiting for it to get tossed back, but it doesn't, and then you're like, Oh, and then the next day they're like, Oh, sorry, that dude, that that penis was red. I'm like, shut up. I'm trying to find my wife. Isn't that crazy? That's kind of what we're you're we you like you take a picture of your dick because you like you hope you might be sending it to like I not like you know, not your wife, but maybe, you know, maybe someone's wife or whatever. No, but I want to send a picture. You like you send it, you like you'll be taking a picture of your dick, and you just have no idea if one day you'll be like, that's the last time I'm ever gonna send the my dick, you know. Cause you don't do that when you're married, right? When you're married, do you send pictures of your dick? Like maybe because it's funny, like maybe like how I send it to all my like dude friends. Like I'll do it, like I'll send them like a picture of my like soft dick. And then I had like one female friend, like I would we would because we would send each other pictures of us like pooping and gross stuff, and so it's like I like I would send like oh look at my soft dick, which is so if you have a picture of my soft dick, you you've known my you've known true love from Bobby. Like in high school one time, I remember like it sounds weird to say or whatever, but that is when that's the when this happened. But my high school we were both the same age, and we were both and she was like, She went to like pull the covers back. I was like, Hey, my dick is out. Like, and it's she's like, Yeah, I know I've seen it. I'm like, Yeah, but it's not like it's it's soft. And she was like, Oh, I don't know, it's it's okay, I I don't care. And then she I was like, Alright. And I went, I remember she went like this, and I swear to god, she gasped and without joking goes, That's not yours. She said, That's not yours. She goes, This isn't your she thought that I was like done, went and like put mine like like unscrewed my dick and like the fake dick and then put like mine back on. And she was like, That's she's like, it just looks so different. Like, I know I told you that. And could you imagine if I did that to a girl? I was like, No, come on, I don't yeah, no, send me a picture. And then she did, and I was like, She would, I would be, I'd probably be in jail. That's how hard these double standards are in the Dollars Kevin. But this place is called Louis on the Lake. Girl in Pub, the big dude, it might be calling my name. After I leave here, should I get some fucking wings from this bitch? Dude, I might get some fucking wings and eat outside. But I also I don't know. Because here's the thing you ever do that thing where you're like, oh, I want to eat at like a fancy place? Because you'll like this place is it's kind of like a fancy little grill for Bob. For me it's fancy, but I was like, oh, I'll go eat there. But sometimes I'll go to eat at like a fancy place. And after I do, I always feel kind of stupid. Because I'm like, dude, I could have gotten the same kind of wings at like a buffalo, like it was like pretty much the same food, but I always think that like the guy named fucking Louie is making it or whatever. They're like, Louie's on the lake, and I'm like, Can I talk to him? And they're like, well, no, because he's not a real person, it's just the name of a place, and someone else just recently bought it and they don't really care, and they're all for about profit, so we now don't have napkins anymore. You're like, really? You're like, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely. But I don't even know if you can see me because it's pretty dark out and I have sunglasses on. I'm basically one of the blues Bob Brothers. Oh, dude, uh yeah, you know what I might do? This is what I this is what I'm gonna do. I might wait on eating there. I might take$60 because I sold some merch and that's all I'm gonna take to the casino, and then try to see if I can't make so much money that I can afford um a place to stay tonight. That's what I'm gonna do. Uh so please sign up for the Patreon so I don't have to keep doing that. No, I'm just kidding. Don't feel sorry for me. I'm really I'm literally like the happiest guy right now. I'm so happy. And then also I've been I'm I'm like uh because I am kind of like sleeping in my car sometimes. But also the other day, I dude, I never I don't I don't ever buy alcohol, but the show we were gonna do, you couldn't have alcohol, like they just didn't sell it, so you we had to bring it. And I swear to God, I'm a witch, dude, because I looked at the bottle and I was like, this is gonna spill in my car. I don't know how I knew it. And I even reached back and made sure it was tight. And the next day I got in my car and I swear to God, I sat down and go, and I was like, Are you fucking kidding me? And it had spilled all in there. So today I had to my hands still smell like vinegar, and I had to I don't know why I said, but I had to spray it all, and now my car and my fingers still smell like vinegar, they just smell it's a weird word. Um but I cleaned my car and now um it smells like vinegar, but at least it doesn't um smell like um apple crown royal, which I hadn't had that in forever, dude. I I was like pouring drinks. We were like in the green room making our like making our own drinks, just like making these mixed drinks. And as I was pouring it, dude, I can't express how much I was like, I felt like I was like 22 again because I you used to do that all the time. You would like make your own drinks, and now that you're an adult, just you usually you're either at a bar or you're like, no, I can't drink, I have a fucking job tomorrow. But I don't. Bobby doesn't work at all anymore, except for comedy. The job he's always wanted, and now he gets to just do podcasts by the wharf. So thank you for subscribing to the podcast. Thank you for um checking out the Patreon. You can sign up for as little as a dollar and you get free merch, and you also get free episodes, bonus episodes. So please sign up for that. Bob's gonna figure out what he's gonna do to this, but I am really happy. I feel very free, I feel like this is a transformative time. And I've also started to not give my energy to moments that I don't think that they deserve. And I can't express how much it doesn't fix your problem, but it does make you feel good whenever you're like in a group and you're like, I think I'm just gonna leave. And then you just leave and you're like, oh wow, that felt amazing. Oh my god, I feel like I have a tick on my ass. Anyways, I gotta go. I don't want to get ticks on my ass. Oh my god, is that literally a tick on my ass? I'm not gonna itch my asshole in front of all these people, am I? Okay, I already did. Love you, bye.