Ep 119: Oceanproof

The Atlantic Ocean tries to end my podcast in real time, and honestly it almost wins. I’m posted up at Myrtle Beach State Park with sand, wind, and high tide creeping closer to my cables while I ramble through the kind of touring details you never see on a poster: park fees, refusing overpriced ferry rides, sleeping in my car when hotels feel like a scam, and the low-key paranoia of those wall-mounted hotel soap dispensers that make you feel like you’re going to prison if one pops loose. 

I’m also fresh off the road with Randy Feltface, which means hauling a whole show in my car, grabbing backup gear when something breaks, and learning the not-glamorous side of a live comedy tour like selling merch and finding last-minute printers. There’s a lot of stand-up comedy craft tucked into the chaos: how a room reacts when something goes wrong, why those moments can be the funniest, and what it takes to keep the show moving when your brain and body are both running on empty. 

Then it turns into the part I didn’t plan but needed to say: how comedy community works when it’s working well. I talk about watching Nikki Glaser’s rise over years, how rare it is to see someone climb without losing their kindness, and how one person’s momentum can pull other comics into the “jet stream.” If you’re into behind-the-scenes comedy, touring life, Myrtle Beach travel stories, and honest motivation for creatives, you’ll find it here. Subscribe, share the episode with a friend who loves stand-up, and leave a review, what’s the most chaotic place you’ve ever tried to get work done?

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:11

Shouldn't come out that far, right? Shouldn't. Please don't.

SPEAKER_00 0:19

Oh no.

St. Charles Shows Announcement

Myrtle Beach Setup And Entrance Fees

Road Life With Randy Feltface

SPEAKER_01 0:38

Recording, recording. Hey, I want to say again. Hey, everybody. I want to let you know that I will be headlining the St. Charles funny bone July 30th through August 2nd. I'm coming home. Please come out, see a show, buy tickets, come laugh. I'll see you there. Come see me this summer in St. Charles, Missouri. Here's the episode. Hey everybody, what's up? Welcome back to another episode of Discompobulated. I'm of course, I'm of course your host, Bobby Jacks, and we are here. We are here in Myrtle Beach at the Myrtle Beach State Park. Was it$8 to get in? Yes. Did I feel rude to turn around because I couldn't? I'm like, just look at me. I'm a kid. Charge me five bucks. And she goes, we can't do that. And I go, fine, here's eight dollars. But it was better than what I almost did because I almost went to Baldhead Island up in like Wilmington, North Carolina. And I went to go get on a ferry, and they were like, well, it costs like 25 bucks round trip, and then parking was 11. I'm like, yeah, I'm not, I'm not paying to ride a ferry. And I'm not being rude. I'm just saying I'm not paying for that. I know a lot of people would pay to ride a ferry, but not Bobby J. And I know I seem like I would pay to ride a ferry, but I'm I'm I'm the ferry. Oh, oh, what a beautiful day here at the ocean. I just saw a video the other day. It made me laugh so hard of a guy that's like directing the ocean's traffic. He's like this way, and then it gets kind of close, and you're like, okay, all right, now wait, wait, wait. All right, stop, stop, stop. You got other goods coming in behind you. Go ahead and back off. So funny. So funny, not my bit. But we've been on the road. Uh, I've been on the road with Randy Feltface. We are having a blast. I have the whole show in my car because he was like, Yeah, just so you know, just can the whole time picture me talking to the purple feltface face. But I was like, hey, um, yeah, I'm gonna, I'll just be driving down there. And they're like, hey, Bobby. And they're like, would you mind taking the show down there? I was like, not at all. So I'm getting taken very good care of. I'm staying at nice hotels. Um, for me, because my hotel usually is my car, so any hotel is nice. We were like, man, this hotel is shit. I'm like, oh, really? Say that to my car. Say that to the front of my car. Say that to my car's face. Um, but I will stay in a hotel, and one of the things, I don't know if you guys, you know, the one like the soap that's like connected to the wall, like the everything's like locked into the wall. Like it's not those little like free bot, it's like locked into the wall. Anytime I go to use those and one of those unlocks, for some reason I'm like, I'm getting arrested. For some reason it unlocks, and I'm like, I'm going to fucking prison. But I'll I'll steal a towel if I want one. And then I'll just be like, no, I fucking I ate it or whatever. You know, I thought we could eat those. But then one of the the shampoo comes unlocked, and I'm like, hands behind my back, I'm like, arrest me. Arrest me for I've sinned. Oh, please don't hit my equipment. Could you imagine I do a podcast and the ocean just takes it away? And if you're listening, like I wish the ocean would take. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No. You get the fuck back, ocean. You're not taking me out at my podcast. You're not, I'm you're not high tide in my podcast. I'm the I'm the one who's high tide. Frickin' dweebs. I hope you can see me. I have no idea. I keep like walking in and out of frame, but it's fucking. The ocean's trying to get me. Oh man, we got a lady right here looking for seashells. Oh, she just got scared of the ocean, too. Yeah, it's a little chilly. Oh, don't touch my feet, you little dipshit. Don't you fucking you get don't, don't, don't, don't. Oh, you touch my little totsies, you little fuck. You little fucking ocean freak. Should have done this on the pier. Otherwise, I'm gonna have to just keep scooting back.

SPEAKER_02 5:14

Scootin' back and not and wittin'.

High Tide Tries To End Podcast

Childhood Myrtle Beach Memories

SPEAKER_01 5:17

But uh, yeah, that I'm I'm just we're on the road and uh we've been having really, really fun shows. One of my favorite parts of the show is when something goes wrong, which has happened a couple times. Like one show, um Randy Feltface, their mic stopped working. So they were like, I need my backup mic. So I had to go grab their equipment and brought it up. And I made the mistake of like looking at the puppeteer, and the puppeteer was like, not me, look at him. And so I'm not great at the Australian accent, but someone told me I sound Australian the other day. But then I go on stage, and while we were doing it, I tried to like look through the thing, and then Randy like bit my tit, and the audience loved it. There's something about having like a BDSM Sesame Street character that comes to life that uh it's just really beautiful. It's really just a beauty to be alive, you know. So uh, yeah, we just had fun. Oh, and then the other day, uh, right before he goes on stage, he was like, dude, I'm so tired. I was like, I know I'm tired too. I can't imagine you get the fuck out of here. I just want to do my podcast and not scoot back the whole time. God damn it. Now I gotta go to a fucking guitar center after this to get new cables. What happened? Well, I did it in the ocean. Well, it's electronics. I know. It's gotta be working still, right? Nope, water damage. Fuck. You get the fuck back high tide. Um, but yeah, we had a show the other day where when they went on stage, Randy Felfi was like, I'm like, I'm so tired. I was like, me too. But as soon as they went on stage, I had to go and I went to go to the bathroom. And as soon as I sat on the toilet, as soon as I sat in, I heard Bobby J Cox, keep it going for Bobby, and they were clapping, keep it going. And then they go, All right, now come on stage, Bobby J. And I'm in the bathroom, so then I have to not go, pull my pants up and went on stage and almost had my dick out on stage, which I almost got a felony just because I'm trying to make sure the show's good. That's how much, dude, how much do you love your craft? So much that I don't even take a crap. I haven't said crap in a long time. I will fucking, I will lose my mind. I will lose it. If you come at me one more time, the ocean, I will just I'll scoop back. I tell you what. I really hope I'm in frame. I almost did it closer. Do you know that? Do you know I almost got closer to you? Don't make me get pissed and lose my everything. Um, but uh yeah, it was it's just been a great time on the road, and I've been meeting some other great comedians. That is it's just been so much fun. Emma Dollenberg and then uh Deanne Smith, and uh we've just been having a blast. Been a great time, and I know comics say that a lot, but it's like there's really no other way to describe it. It's just like it's just like a blast. It's it's like someone being like, dude, how's college? And you're like, it's awesome. You can't be like, how's college? And then say exactly how it is because it's too out of, it's you know what I mean? It's too specific to you. Get the fuck back. Um yeah, so that's that's where I've been at. And uh, oh my god, my little titsies are getting chilly. My little flat ass feet, dude. Whenever I walk and make a path, someone has to be like that guy's feet are broken. Because I have the flattest, I have the flattest feet you've ever seen in your fucking life. Easily the flattest feet you've ever seen in your life. When I walk, it looks like Donald Duck fucking anthropomorphized and is just among us now. He's one of us. I swear to God, if I'm not in frame because of this ocean, I'm gonna redo the episode later. Oh, this one's pretty. This one looks like it used to be a geode, but it's not. It's definitely, it's definitely a fucking seashell. Oh I remember I'm trying to think. The last time I came to Myrtle Beach, I was like a kid. But I was on vacation with my parents, and it's like, so they brought their friends, and my little brother brought his friend, and I was just alone. They're like, Do you want to go play mini golf? I'm like, well, I'd actually, I'd really like to go to the beach and just see, you know, girls my age, other girls that are like, you know, you know, in seventh grade, but instead we're like, okay, we'll go play mini golf again. Okay. Oh, now you guys want to go to a bar now? Okay, cool. Can I go? No, okay. It's so weird when you're a kid and you go on vacation and there's like no one your age, because then you're like, fuck, I guess we're all going to Chuck E. Cheese for lunch. And then people have to be like, how was Myrtle Beach? And you can't be like, oh, it sucks because your parents are like, you better be fucking grateful that you didn't get to do any of the things you wanted to. We bought you those pair of sunglasses. Yeah, I know, and that little kid stole them. I go, hey, where's the sunglasses? And I know he had them. I know that little fuck had them. I know my mom's friend's son had it. But you can't get in a fight on vacation because then people are then they try to teach you a lesson about not getting mad, and then they get, what am I talking about? But I mean, it really is it's so fucking beautiful out here. You can tell springs here. The whole drive here, I saw every fucking color flower, every single color flower, and I'm sure most of them are weeds. That's what everyone tells me. I'm like, oh, it's a pretty flower. Like, well, actually, it's a weed. I'm like, well, actually, it's still pretty. And actually, I love weeds, so who gives a flying shit? Who really gives it? Who cares? But it was raining earlier, and I'm glad that it's not now. And I do feel like it's overcast. And if it starts raining, I think I'm just gonna keep doing the podcast until everything fries out, including myself. Because I am getting a little fried. Like I am driving, and I'm starting to be like, what state am I in? Not mentally, but like physically, like physically, am I in South Carolina? Am I in Virginia? Because everything looks the same until it says like their state model that I don't know. It's like South Carolina, welcome to freedom or whatever. North Carolina, don't get too much gumbo or whatever. It that everyone has their own stupid thing. Oh, mine's Missouri. Ours is the show me state, which we always thought it was like show me Missouri, but apparently we were so stupid in Missouri when we would go other places looking for work, they'd be like, all right, can you do this? And we're like, no, show me. Which I don't know if that's true, but I don't what I wasn't around back when they were making that up. Land of the free home of Missouri.

SPEAKER_02 11:52

I would walk five hundred miles and I would uh walk five hundred miles just to pee on a girl to somebody.

Hotels, Check-In Drama, And Phone Trees

Staying Sane On The Road

SPEAKER_01 12:04

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no okay we're scooting back then we're scootin' back scootin' back and go scootin' give it to me bob for sure for sure give it to me Bobby for sure for sure give it to me Bobby for sure for sure and all the bobby so I'm pretty fly for a bobby bow down now down now and now back from work from our sponsors you got the ocean trying to fucking beat your ass buy a damn buy a damn for your podcast Bobby you could just get a studio you could just get a fucking studio the world is my studio and the world is gonna fucking re- I swear to god if you don't back your ass up you have you have the entire Atlantic Ocean you have the entire Atlantic Ocean to take up and you gotta fuck up my podcast I'm gonna litter in you later I'm gonna take a piss and litter in you and I would shit but I've heard that it's not easy to do in water you got a guy walking by I swear to god if he fucking if he gets my stuff wet I'm gonna lose it god this ocean's pissing me off you know the Pacific's hotter than you right did you know that the Pacific is way hotter than you the Pacific looks better than you the golf honestly the golf looks better than you and it's not even an ocean how's it going cool millennium falcon shirt hell yeah may the fourth be with you yeah may the fourth be with you brother it's coming may the fourth be with you and also with you and also with your spirit may the fourth be with you so cool it's not even the fourth you could have just said may the fourth be with you could have just said the power of Christ compels you and it would have had the same um effect oh my god hey cool millennium falcon shirt hey thanks man i also don't have a father wait what's up and a twin I don't know about I think I just met fucking Luke Skywalker on the beach well if you can can you for can you use the force to keep this ocean back can you use the force to fucking push this can you and make sure this ocean doesn't fuck up my entire podcast thank you thank you for doing that what else I feel like I always feel like there's something I want to tell you guys and then I'll like remember it later because I don't like to plan ah it would be insane if I had planned this podcast this is how it is and I plan it but I do I feel like there was something I wanted to tell you guys but I forgot. Let me think I mean I went to a hotel recently and dude I don't know okay so I because a lot of times I'll sleep in my car because I prefer that sometimes even the hotel experience sucks. Like you go to check in it's like you can't even check in until like fucking two to four. So it's like you got it you're gonna do that and then go get dinner and then come back and go to sleep if you're any age above mine. So then if you're gonna do that you're gonna go to sleep you waste the night and then you got to wake up and then you're like is it 11? Is it 12? And they're like we might even just walk in at 10 without telling you okay thank you. And so you got to deal with that shit. So there's times where I don't even like it. Like I walked in the other day and we had actually called ahead because there was an accident so we were like we're gonna get there late blah blah blah and so we call and we're like hey just so you know we're gonna be late and then we get there and the guy questioned me like I was in the accident. Like I was like yeah we had to turn on the highway like what part do you turn around on? I was like do you know the highway and then at the next hotel I go hey I want to check in like you can't check in till four and I go can you please calm down sir and just check the notes and he checks and he's like oh yeah it does say you know what I'm really sorry and I'm like everyone just can't wait to be mad at somebody including me I'm not I'm not out on this like there are so many times where I'm just like you know what I mean like I'll call the bank and they got an automated thing like tell me why you want to talk to I'm not telling you shit. You get me to the person if I wanted to tell you why you know what I mean that you ever have someone be like hey tell your mom this and you can't be like why bitch you have to just go okay I'll tell my mom you're like mom she started being grapes on Thursday. You can't just be like what kind of what are these grapes for what kind of grapes do you want? You just tell them the thing and that's what they're supposed to do. It's just the AI is supposed to just pass you along and then you get an agent and then I'm like hey can you help me with this and like actually sorry I'm gonna take 25 bucks out of your account just for thinking we can help you I'm like yeah I'm gonna get I'm gonna get you one of these days and your little dog too I'm gonna s I'm gonna sick the ocean on you. Go get him go get him girl you think the Atlantic's a woman I feel like the ocean's non-binary I do that's a fact you know what I mean because like high tides low tides there's a lot of different emotions they're not sure who they are yet trying to touch me don't even know if they like it backing away not really sure of themselves just letting anyone in dude just the Atlantic just anyone step in you don't even have to know them letting people piss in you're disgusting the Atlantic Ocean and if you don't fucking back off I swear to God I'm gonna call the cops um yeah I don't know man I really I don't know I am uh I'm kind of uh like every day is like a full day I keep being like you know what tomorrow is a day when I'm gonna pa or whatever and then I go to do it and it's like okay it's drive you know then I gotta like do an audition which I have to like find a place to do an audition and then I'll be like don't do the audition outside I'm like you then you you let me live at your house. So then you do the audition I'm like a homeless guy doing an audition which there's nothing like being homeless like seeing other home like homeless people they'll be can you give me money? I'm like actually man I'm living in your car I'm like but I got an uncrustable for you and they're like what flavor I'm like and it's fucking whatever flavor I'm handing you. Is it a menthol uncrustable? No it's a fucking it's a it's a it's one of those fucking honey and peanut butter ocean oh do you need money too do you want an uncrustable because I'm about to take an uncrusted shit and you're fucking I'm okay I'm getting a little mad for just literally no reason. Oh my god look at this cool corgi hi corgi hi oh my god hi come here oh my god that corgi is so cute you guys think I'm lying probably but there is actually a dog that keeps running around here and maybe it's not a corgi maybe that's why it got mad that I said that and these kids are just trying to dodge after their dog yeah get out of here dog got their whole family with them and they're like who is this hooded videotaping man trying to trying to see our little legged dog oh what a cute oh and they're getting their photo taken there's a there's someone like taking their photo well you guys should have dressed up you guys kind of dress like dweebs what am I talking about? I'm making fun of a family come on no I am in I'm in such good spirits and one thing I've been doing to keep my spirits up is instead of like remaining happy when I'm not happy like I say it out loud like the other day I was like digging in my car because like I had dropped my lighter and so I was going to find it and while I was in there someone like walked by and they saw my door was open in the parking lot and they're like oh we saw some guy from Texas doesn't know how to shut his door and I was like thank you get fucked. And so like there's something about like telling someone to get fucked off that also kind of keeps your happiness. Because if you just absorb everyone's shittiness then I you kind of just feel like shit you know and then you start hitting the vape too much which I'm I am trying to quit and then I will quit and I'll even hit it and I'll be like this one is the one that makes me be like oh it's like it feels different. And then I do I'm like it does feel different. It feels like I have a five pound weight in my diaphragm. It feels like I hit it and then I just have this weight that sits here and then I just go down and I sit down to shit I'm like do I just shit I'm like no I don't do shit and then I try to burp and I'm like do I have to burp I'm like and it's just kind of like light throw up it feels like throw up but it doesn't go all the way you know when you do like one of those those like hammer things but you're weak you go like at the carnival you go dink and it goes up well my throw up it's like it's like a weak guy hitting that goes like that's how you you know get the fuck back if I wouldn't have if I if I have to move up one more goddamn time then I'm pretty sure the podcast would be over by then let me see let me just see yeah the podcast will be over by the time or maybe you'll go back but and I do have a lot of shows coming up so I am very uh I don't like to use the word grateful but I think that's I guess that's the word that fits you son of a bitch son of a fucking son of a bitch it you have so much room dude you fuck you have so much room I swear to god I know you have Room back there. You don't need to be you don't need to be just taking my podcast.

SPEAKER_02 22:05

But please don't take my pod. Bobby's daddy was taking him fishing and he was eight years old. But don't let that podcast get taken by the swirl.

Comedy Community And Nikki Glaser

SPEAKER_01 22:26

Oh my god, look at this seagull. I wish it would land on my hand. God, I gotta get back on the road. We have so much more dry. I have so much more dry. I keep saying we because I have like the show with me. That is, this thing is getting drastically close. Bobby, then just scoot way farther back. You know what? I don't want to. I like to just be. I suffer, I suffer fools because I am one. If I didn't, I try not to suffer myself, but I'm fucking full of suffering. And then you try not to be, and you're like, dude, maybe people are good, and then you find another person. You're like, oh, you are bad. Oh, you are a bad, bad person. Bobby, maybe you're a bad person. Uh-uh. Would a bad person do this? And sleep in their car? I don't know the I don't even know how those are correlated, but I'm just gonna go with that. Oh, dude, and then this is okay. I was this is something that I was thinking about the other day. I was like, dude, I'm so lucky to not only be where I'm at that like I'm in a point where like Nikki Glazer is a friend of mine, but also like it's so cool to be like to see someone, and I've seen their ascension like the entire time, if that like makes sense. Like when I started, they were already like getting to be on what was they had like Last Comic Standing, which is like American Idol for stand-up. And her, Tommy Jon again, and there was like a bunch of comics that were like on that show. And like I would be coming to the funny bone, you would like watch them like prepare for that show. And they would do like special shows like at the funny bone, like in the jazz room, just to like prepare for the next time, like the next round of that show, and being able to see that, and you're like, wow, this is incredible, and then they see their next spot where they're like at clubs all the time, and then you go to these clubs and you see their picture up, and then you're in Times Square and you're like, Holy shit, there's advertising. It's like you just keep seeing them climb. And I feel like it's like to still know that person while they're like taking off in a rocket ship is insane because, like, through that, like through all of their like blast off, like them helping you out, it's kind of like you kind of get caught like in their jet stream, which is nice. Like, I the amount of people that'll be like, dude, what's Nikki Glazer? Like, I'm like, dude, way nicer than you would even imagine. And it's just cool to be at that point. And there's other comedians that like take care of their comics. Like, dude, you'll see like you'll see a commercial. Like, dude, I saw like fucking John Del Callo in a commercial because Shane Gillis put him in it, and it's like so nice to see like I don't know, just like how many of us are helped out by other comedians. And then Nikki's the same way, like, she's doing these co-lining, co-headlining shows with um um, oh my god, I can't think of his name. David Spade. And so it's like, yeah, it's just it's a never-ending thing. And um, yeah, I don't know. I just feel I feel very lucky. Not right now with this fucking ocean, but I just feel lucky to like be where I'm at, to be like going places and like to see Nikki's face. Like, dude, I was getting off of an airplane. I feel like it was, it might have been St. Louis, but I feel like it was somewhere else. Maybe, and I just like there was like an advertisement for Nikki. I'm like, dude, you're at the fucking, you're at the airport. That's crazy, dude. Oh my god. Yeah, I don't even know if these are in frame, but there are some beautiful, I'll call them cranes, and I know they're not. They're probably chickagulls. But yeah, I'm just I feel like I'm at like uh yeah, like a really good point in my life where I've been doing comedy long enough to where someone will be like, oh, this is like a comic I love. I'm like, I know them, they're a great person. Like someone was talking about Marcelo Hernandez. I'm like, dude, I knew him like when he started in Cleveland. Funny then, funny now, like all these people, it does work out. Like eventually it is beautiful. So I don't know. I just feel lucky. I just feel lucky that I have this life because I'm glad I'm not like starting to chase it now. Not like it's a bad thing to do later in life, but I'm glad I got like all the hard shit out of the way when I was younger. Because it's like life is already hard anyway. So I'm glad it wasn't like hard, and then I'm like, I'll do standup. I'm like, I'm glad I'm doing stand-up and it's hard, and I'll just learn how to juggle both of these things. And now so much that like whenever I don't have stand-up, I'm like, I almost don't know what to do. You know, and then if I have like too much stand-up, I almost don't know like what to how to adjust to like keep my life. So it's like you have to like figure out those two worlds, and there's like a real um, I don't know, there is like just like a fucking real beauty to like trying to like figure out your own thing because there is no like like if when you play sports when you're a kid, it's just keep becomes obvious if you're gonna like stay in it, but comedy is not like that, it just keeps changing. The tides keep changing. Oh my god, everything's a metaphor, and if this metaphor ruins my fucking equipment, I'm gonna lose stay.

SPEAKER_00 27:09

Sit Sit No stay sit.

Pride, Poverty, And Feeling Lucky

SPEAKER_01 27:16

Sit also all this foam that's gotta be piss, right? If that's piss on my feet, I'm gonna be fucking so mad. But and it is like just a little too cold to get in. Like I would get in, but being cold by yourself and then walking with your shoes like this to your car, just fucking hunched over, fucking slow walking, like that doesn't feel good. Also, I was doing that, and there's an old lady walking by, and I hope no one thought I was just making fun of them. I really, really do. I was making fun of being in the water getting out, but no one knows that. Well, that's great. Dude, I keep putting my foot in my mouth. I was talking to someone the other day and I tried to say something funny, and I don't think I could have said anything in their world ruder. And I don't want to say what it was because I why did I even bring who gives? You know, sometimes things are just meant to be deleted that I am not gonna edit out, but I'll just move on to the next thing. And then get back on the road. Cuckoo Choo, I find my way back to the big old boy. Oh, this guy's trying to body surf.

SPEAKER_00 28:20

Oh yeah, dude.

Evolution Thoughts And Closing Ask

SPEAKER_01 28:24

Yeah, dude, take your glamour muscles and body surf. I know I'm not as in shape as other guys, but when I see a guy with like abs, I want to be like, let's see who can pick up more lumber. Because I might not have abs, but I swear to god, my core is like none other. Oh, you back off? Nope, back off ocean. Back off. Getting pretty close. And I'm I'm so serious. I'm I know my head's gonna be probably cut out of most of this, and that sucks. Dude, this is okay, hold on. Five, four, three, two, one. Nope, we're still good. What else? What else? I don't know. I mean, I am fortunate that I am like homeless, like an outside of my and also I'm not homeless all the time because, like, like I said, Randy Feltface is getting me like, you know, a room to stay, and I'm taking the show like in my car. Learning a lot about being on the road. I'm selling his merch too, which I'm learning a lot about that game. There's so much different. And then I also got to help him out. Like there, they ran out of merch, and I was like, Well, why don't you let me call around? And so we found a place, and then he made the order, and I went and picked up the order and we got it done, and they were like, we usually can't do it in this quick time frame. We're like, well, if we can get it, maybe buy one more day or whatever. And so just like doing shit like that on the road does feel good. It makes me feel like I, yeah, I don't know, like I have a place because sometimes if you're not, I don't know, if you're not getting to accomplish stuff, it's not like you can't enjoy that moment, but sometimes it just feels better when you're trying to accomplish stuff. Like that's why it's called an accomplishment. So when you do it, you're like, fuck yeah, I feel good. And sometimes I feel bad for feeling good because I'm like, I don't know, maybe I shouldn't, but then I realize how poor I am. I'm like, I can I'm at least allowed to feel proud of my fucking self. Right, Ocean. Isn't it crazy we came out of this bitch? Like it just kind of rolled up one day, and then we they say we climbed out of the primordial soup, and I always kind of assumed that was like a liquid, so I feel like we were just in the ocean one day, and we're just like which how the fuck do you switch from gills to outside? And then people are like, well, you kind of learned to breathe in both. I'm like, how do you hybrid your lungs? Because I'll tell you this you ever get in like slightly water in your mouth, it does not feel like we used to be from the ocean. If anything, it feels like we were farther away from the water than we than we were than we should ever be now. If you're like, yeah, we actually came, we actually came out from the water. I don't know if you know whales used to be hippos and then they went back into the water. It's like, who would go back into this shit? Once you get out of the water, that's like like once you move out of a bad area, you don't get back into the water. You talk about it, you're like, man, I'm never going back to the ocean again. There needs to be like a really hard rapper that does say that they're like, I'm never going back to the ocean. You can't fuck it, you can't get me back in the ocean. Some badass like punk band that's like, we ain't never going back into the water.

SPEAKER_02 31:22

We ain't never going back into the H2O.

SPEAKER_01 31:26

It's unbelievably easier to not walk in front of my podcast, but I guess this guy's like, I gotta, I have to feel the ocean on my feet. And then he's gonna have to go home and search every podcast in America to try to find himself walking by. Just like me. If I was at a Cardinals game back in the day, I'm like, did you guys see me? They're like, Yeah, we were watching the game for you, Bobby. I'm like, sick, dude, fucking sick. That's it, right? Yeah, that's probably the pod. That's the pod. Final thoughts. Thank you guys for listening. Um, it is harder to do the episodes because I am on the road, so it's harder to find times to upload. It takes hours because my computer sucks. So please donate, send money, support the Patreon, go to the beach, live your life.

SPEAKER_00 32:14

That's it.

SPEAKER_01 32:15

I'm gonna enjoy the ocean with you guys for a second, then we're gonna get the fuck out of here. No, no, okay, fine, then we're out of here. Fine. If you don't want me to ocean, then we're out of here. Yeah, wash my cord off. Sand. Damn it. Alright. That's the pod. Thank you, kisses. Bye.