Ep 118: Solo in a Sunset

We’re recording from the side of the road because the sunset is too good to ignore, even if the “studio” is parked next to a porta potty. That’s the vibe: stand-up comedy tour life at its most honest, where a beautiful view and a disgusting reality can exist in the same frame, and the jokes come from trying to act normal anyway.

We talk through the grind of traveling for shows, the mental math of parking fees, gas prices, and why touring comics end up making weird choices that somehow feel logical at the time. From there, it turns into the unglamorous essentials: hotel laundry rooms, questionable washing machines, and how humbling it is to do basic self-care in public while you’re trying to keep your life together. We also get into getting older, body odor paranoia, a truly brutal Uber burp story, and the surprisingly real challenge of handling dental care when you’re constantly on the move.

Then the night takes a hard left into something genuinely special: we meet Chad Garber, a YouTube guitarist, and he ends up playing right on the podcast with his Tonex setup. We riff on music, creativity, church drums behind plexiglass, and how random moments can hit harder than anything you plan. If you like comedy podcasts, travel stories, mindfulness without the preachy tone, and the messy reality behind stand-up touring, this one lands.

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Transcript

Tour Dates And Ticket Plug

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Hello. I will be on tour this summer. You can come out and see me headline. You can see me June 5th and 6th. I will be in Cleveland, Ohio. Then you can come see me July 4th. July 4th weekend. I will be there all weekend at Alex's Underground Comedy Club in Orlando, Florida. Come out, check out a show, and then I will be coming home. I'm coming home to St. Charles, Missouri. That's not where I'm from, but it's so close. I'm coming home to Missouri. I have a show there. I have many shows. I have shows July 30th through August 2nd at the St. Charles Funny Bone. Get tickets now. Come out and see a show before they sell out. They have to sell out. They don't have to sell out. But I we're gonna let's try to. That's why you get it. Come out, see a show. And now here's your host, Bobby Gacoks. Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Discombabulated. Um, we are here. We are on the side of the road. I uh was driving and uh I saw this, I saw this sunset, and I was like, we should do a podcast there. It's also right next to a porta potty. I don't know if you can see it, I'll show you. So we're all right next to the the shitters. So, just so you know. In case you didn't know, we're right by the poopers. Case you didn't know if anyone takes a piss or a shit, I'm gonna have to see them. And then they're gonna have to do that that we all do where it's like we really only smile and wave when we're kind of embarrassed. Oops sorry, I just took a big shit. Didn't mean to run into you right outside the place I know you were waiting for. And you're so nice there, but you know where you're mean? On the inside. Because you're well, your tummy hurts, but then also like I was taking a shit and someone like jig, yeah, that's like pretty much all my content. But it's I was they like jiggled the handle, and I'm like, there's someone in here.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

No someone taking a shit!

Road Money Rants And Travel Miles

SPEAKER_01 2:11

And then you open the door and then you see him, you're like, hi, sorry, it's all in there, it's all warmed up for you. It's a fucking something gross. Um, say that during it, say that during the sunset. Uh but uh yeah, I was driving. I just did uh we just did a wee, I always say that like there's a whole team of people. Uh it's just in my brain. But I was in um where was I? I was in, oh yeah, uh Myrtle Beach. Was at Myrtle Beach, and then uh went from the old Myrtle uh beach, drove to South Charleston, South Carolina. Beautiful drive. God damn. I mean, just trees you've never seen, trees that look they have like gray hair on them a little bit. They kind of look like old guys, but like a good-looking old guy. You know, when you see a guy, you're like, I bet that guy does push-ups. Um, that's how the drive to Charleston was. And I got to Charleston, and the closer I got to the beach, it's like peer parking, parking, park. And I'm like, I'm not paying. I'm not paying. Bob's Bob's not at the point where he can just like pay for stuff. Like where I'm parked right now is on a dirt road where I could probably get like a uh a nail in the tire, you know? And that's what I need. Like, I'll pay for a new tire. I ain't paying 20 bucks. Are you crazy? 20 bucks in this economy? What's left of an economy? I always start those like I'm gonna be able to go on a rant, and I have no thing to say. This economy sucks, right? And then people start talking, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm I'm out. I know about as much of the economy as I do about Spanish. I'm like, hola. I'm like, this economy sucks. And they're like, yeah. I'm like, no, no, stop, slow, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down. I'm feeling this. Tell me how you move. The economy. Where does it go from here? My money that I just spent at a place, like a strip club. Where does it go? Yeah, it goes to a home, you know. It goes, and I know you might be thinking, like, you know, it goes to a good home. You know, that's why I go to strip clubs because those are they're good people. I record podcasts in the sunset and I go to strip clubs. I actually don't. I haven't been to a strip club in a very, very long time. That's how expensive. You know, you know, gas is getting expensive when Bob's like, we probably shouldn't go to the strip club. And also, I can't be going to a strip club if I don't live anywhere. Do you know what I mean? Like, we can't just it can't just be like like like um we can't both be seeking shelter. You know what I'm saying? You can't um just can't do that. So I'm not gonna do it. You shouldn't do it either. Um I mean you go to a strip club, I'm saying, but you should you get what I'm saying. Um you shouldn't be homeless going to strip club. You know what I mean? You shouldn't be like, can I take off my clothes and wash them here? You go to a strip club, you're like, man, I'd love to do that and do like a fucking a cycle on hot. And oh my god. Which I did, I did last night. I did at the hotel. I uh I did laundry. And there's something so I I truly humbling. Cause like if when you go to when you it's just like uh they they don't have like sturdy washing machines. You know what I mean? That's what they have for like the towel the white towels you wash your ass with that you'll be like, I wonder how clean. And you're like, you know it's clean, but you're also like someone use this rama. And I know they washed it, but still, and so you have to go to that washing machine, and it's just like the one you have at your house. Like it's just a regular washing machine. It's not, it could be industrial because they have got they've ordered the other ones that they're washing those with. It could be like a sick ass cycle, but it's not, it's usually some that people forgot about their laundry, and you're like, oh my god, there's no way they remember this before they head to fucking Cincinnati. And then one of them always says out of order, and then you open one, and it looks like it's a game of Jamanji started inside. You're like, is that a crocodile back there? I'm not putting my socks with crocodiles. So then I had to do that, and some of my stuff, like one of my hair ties. Yeah, I wash my hair ties. Women think that's insane, but I think it's insane. You throw these away and just fucking so they're like, Well, the good ones, I'm like, no, the one, the black ones. I'll get like just those like cheap ass black ones, and I you dude, I would do fucking construction of those, wash those, fucking wear them for a shoot. Like, that's where I'm wearing. I've all now got the silk ones. What the fuck am I talking about? So I'm doing the laundry and it gets there's like this rubber area that it gets caught in, and I pulled that out of there, and I just had to throw it away because once I reached in there, I mean it looked like people pooped in there. That's what I'm saying. Like, these laundry machines need to get cleaned. Is that your home? You'd be like, Oh, I should clean this. But like I wash it and I was just like, throw that away. And then you're just like switching your clothes over, and I would rather be caught like outside of my room accidentally naked, and be like, oh, embarrassed, you know what I mean? By an adult, you know, another adult. You're like, uh, I want to be caught like that. That would be more like fine in my for my ego than like, oh, I've I'm doing laundry at a fucking best western. Plus, the plus is that these are pretty gross for washers. Um yeah, there's just something it's so humbling. Someone comes to get ice, and you're just like, oh yeah, I'm just making sure my stocks don't stink.

SPEAKER_03 8:04

Girls.

Hotel Laundry And Humble Living

SPEAKER_01 8:07

Give me a break, give me a break, give me off a break, and please let me have a clean cloth. But and it has been nice, um, like having a hotel, but like, because I'll also be like, I can just do my laundry here instead of going to a laundry place. Because if you if you don't, if you have a washer dryer in your unit and your laundry isn't done, you have probably you have no excuse or you've never lived without one. Because my very first apartment, we didn't have one in there, and I was like, oh my God, how do people forget about their own laundry at their house? Because I had to go down three flights of steps. Sometimes the light wasn't on, and then you get into the basement where for sure the light wasn't on, and then you had to walk down like a hallway that when Batman started, he would go down before he like built the bat cave. He had like a locker room, that's where we would do our laundry. And God forbid you go down there and the cycle's not done. You're like, oh, I'm just gonna hang out with the spiders. Oh yeah, I'm just gonna sit with the spiders. I remember one time I saw one like fall down and I was like, oh my god, it's a baby. It's a baby spider. Eh laundry's done. Oh, it's not done yet, but done, so I gotta start it and then go back up the scary stairs and pretend I'm not scared, even though I'm scared. Because here's my thing the re people are like people who aren't scared of the dark. I get that you've never seen anything, but that's what's so scary, is that when you do, you'll be like, holy shit, that's what I've been preparing to be scared for. Like, I know there's nothing to be scared of in the dark, but then when it comes out of the dark, you're gonna be like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:56

Give me fuel, give me fire, and I'm gonna throw up.

SPEAKER_00 9:58

Give me a bad dinosaur monster in the basement and then and Bobby, I love the way you don't talk about anything anything and not and day.

SPEAKER_01 10:17

I don't know why I want to sing lyrics so much that are suck. I think my dad used to do that a lot, and even though you know you try to be like, fuck you, dad, you're like, I'm they do so many stupid things, and then the older you get, you also start to smell like your family, which sucks. Sucks. Because I remember going to my great-grandpa's house and being like, I love you, but you stink. Like, I love you, but what is that? Where's that coming from? And then also grandpas have B.O. that like doesn't exist anymore. Like, grandpas have a B.O. that you're like, oh, you could probably actually sell that.

SPEAKER_03 11:00

Like, I bet there's like some bros that would do that. They're like, no, actually, it's cologne, and it not only it gets me more testosterone, but actually the women can smell the testosterone and they can't help but literally give you their phone.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

You know what I'm saying? Like, grandpas have a fucking, they have a stink on them, dude. And then they got that, like, you know, because you love them, so you gotta give them a hug, and then like you'll hug them, and it like poofs off of them in your mouth, and you're like, whoa, is that coming for me?

SPEAKER_03 11:27

Is that smell coming this way? No, please, papa, break the curse. Will Axe Body Spray break it?

SPEAKER_01 11:41

Yeah, dude. I don't know. My grandpa, he just like kind of smelled like when you drive by like a uh like uh an oil town, you know, or whatever, you're just like and they're loving people. I mean, I mean, like, I remember my grand my great grandpa, I you could just tell. You could just tell that guy was fucking lost. He would like be petting his dog, and that was his like um like spinny top from inception. And he'd just be like, and then he would see you and he'd go, Oh hi, babe. That was like what he said. Cause it was weird, I say babe or baby a lot, and some people would be like, What the f I say baby. Uh, because my friend Tina would say a lot. So like that rubbed off of me, but I would like say babe a lot, and when it comes out of me, people don't it do not enjoy it. And I mean it from love, but they hear it as fucking gross, they hear it as how my grandpa stinks. Oh god. But I can't tell what's worse, because like when you drive through a factory, you know, kind of like an old guy, you'll be like, oh, I know what that smell is. That's that old guy. But now it's at that, now we're kind of at that age where not you might I am. I'm at like that 35 where it's like that in between where someone will be like, I don't know if that's me. And I hope, and if it's and then it's someone else, and you're like, fuck you, you're gross. Like, don't blame me though. And uh, so it's like that weird, it's kind of like uh guess who. You're like, is it your shoes? And then you try to like cross your leg and like no, and then you like pretend you have a question in the real world, you're like, never mind. No, and then you cut your breath. Well, that's not good, but that's not what it is. Yeah, I'm getting I'm getting old and my stinks are getting bad. I this is I was in an Uber with uh my friend and I just met his wife. And we get in an Uber, and I had one of those burps that like came from your, you know, when it like sometimes your burp kind of comes from like it like goes, it's like excuse me. And then sometimes it's like, I'm calm, I'm coming to get you. And so it that's the one I had. And it grabbed a couple old dead friends, it like it uh, it like it like grabbed Bubba and threw it on its back. It's like, you know, or like Lord of the Rings, like, I can't carry it with you, I bet I can carry you. It's like that stink came out of my body. You remember the Shire? It's like a fart. I literally think it grabbed a fart out of my ass on the way up, and I burped so bad that I start to roll my window down. No, I don't even know if I did, because I think I was embarrassed. I don't know, but I do remember the driver, my buddy, and his wife, everyone rolling down their window, like, oh, and I go, sorry guys, that was my best. She's probably this thing's so bad. She didn't speak very good English. Well, she spoke English, but she you know what I mean? And uh and I was like, I know, I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_03 14:49

You guys ready to have a good time tonight?

Aging, Stink, And Dental Survival

SPEAKER_01 14:54

But I'm working on it, you know. I got different toothpicks, they just got ones that say we have 25%, we clean 25% more plaque. I'm like, then what are we even doing with the other ones? The side of my teeth just has to look like my fucking Aunt Kim's. Because I'm like, just get fucking your front of your teeth are so white. What's the sides of them doing? I'm like that now. Grass. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Because I do have dental, but I called the other day and it is very confusing on how I can do it on the road. You just have to book it out and know where you are. I'm like, well, I'm homeless. Like, well, I don't know what to tell you, man. And I'm like, oh, I don't know what to tell you. Oh, there's a family coming up here. Oh no. She just six seven'd at me. I just got six seven'd. But I don't know what does that mean if they just do it at you? Is that like the little kid middle finger? And their dad smiled, but their dad looked cool, so I think that was like that was like a wholesome moment for them, but boy, did that suck for me. You know what? There wasn't there's not many people here when I showed up. You can show up. I can I can do a podcast. If you're allowed to have a kid, I can make a podcast. Right. Oh my god. Um yeah, I'm heading to uh I'm heading to Orlando now. And uh I messaged my friend Alex because I'm doing their comedy club um July in July, the fourth July weekend. And uh I was like, hey, are there you know, are there any spots or whatever? And so I think I might be doing a spot in Orlando, and that'll be fun to like, you know. I've never because I don't think I've ever been to Orlando. I was thinking about it, and I was like, I think maybe I've done the Orlando funny bone, but like I think we flew in and like I know that sucks to say, but I always thought that like bands and everybody all like I think I said this before, but it's it's just really like I didn't understand. I always thought like they explored cities and stuff, and then I heard um who was it? Tommy Lee. I think he's on like Theo Vaughn's podcast, and they're like, What's you know, what's Brazil like? He's like, I don't know. Like you know, I tried to set he's like, he'll like sends his dick up in the air to like look around or whatever. And uh, but that's it. But like, and then you know, I've kind of seen that too because I've gotten to like hang out with Story of the Year on the road, and like the like we were in Chicago when like you go around the corner and get a hot dog and come back, that's like all you can do because you have so much other shit to do. So I don't know if I've ever been to Orlando, so it's gonna be fun to go there. And it's gonna be fun to find out what like the ocean front is like because when you go to Tampa, it's weird because there's like it's all like a harbor, and there's so there's no real um like like there's no real beach, if that makes sense. It's all like let's just like the edge of like a video game. Um so I wonder if I don't know if Orlando's like that, but um oh wait, no, shit, shit, shit. It's actually in the I'm a fucking idiot. It's in like the middle and there isn't a beach. So the last beach I'm gonna go through, I think, is Jacksonville. Yeah, Jacksonville. I'm gonna drive through after I do it, which I would have I I probably won't make it to Orlando tonight. Oh, dude, I just thought of something. I'm gonna message them after this. Perfect. Bobby J. Cox. Oh, thank you. Sorry, I had an audition. I have a call back tomorrow, which is great. I'm not that sucks. No, I you know what it no, it's good, but I hate like but that's not what I'm doing. I'm the reason I'm saying that is because I just thought of, I was like, do we I have my it's like at 3:30, which is like the most in-between time when you're for sure checked out of your last hotel, but then you can't be anywhere, and I have you have to like you can't you can't just be like at a park. I mean, I might have to, but whatever. But my friend who owns the comedy club, they were talking about me doing their podcast. I'm like, what a better, what a fucking awesome place to just, I'll just do it. There, what an uninteresting thing to talk about, Bobby. You know what? Yes, but I feel like I threw up and now I feel so much better. Let me go check something over here really quick. And now a word from our sponsors.

SPEAKER_00 19:05

Do you have ants in your pants?

SPEAKER_01 19:08

Well, we're sorry about that. We're a lawyer. Okay. Um yeah, I don't know. I uh what was I gonna say? Um oh yeah. Yeah, I don't know. The breeze feels so good here. It's starting to remind me about like how summer is coming and how it when you're 35, it like flees so fast. Like all of a sudden you're like, whoa, it's here, it's hot. Oh no, no, no, stop, it's Christmas.

SPEAKER_02 19:38

Oh, summer's here. I'm laying on the beach. Oh my god, my where's my snow boots.

Orlando Plans And Staying Present

SPEAKER_01 19:46

And so I'm trying to remember that and really like stay present. Like, even while I was driving, like I have my phone there, but I went and like went to like look check something on my and I'm like, what are you doing? First of all, you can't do that. Second of all, like just enjoy the ride. Like you you would kill to be here and like so many things, you know, or whatever. And so I don't know. I think I just have to remind myself to be you know tethered down, and I know a lot of other people say they are, but you guys are lying. I've talked to all of you. But um, I always try to remember there was this like interview with like Bill Murray, and he says sometimes he forgets to like be like in less permanent Bill Murray way, he says, like uh basically he like tries to remain present, but sometimes he you know kind of skips out for like you know, you know, days, weeks, years or whatever. And I feel like sometimes I do that. Like there's times people will be like, dude, you remember you remember that thing we did in 2017? I'm like, I don't remember anything from fucking 27. I don't remember anything from being 27. And was I drunk? Who with the f what are you talking about? What were you what were you? I don't know. I was gonna say a religion, but I don't know if they drink. I don't know if that's the thing I was gonna say. Well, you like fucking Baptist, but I don't know if they maybe they get baptized in wine. I have no fucking idea. Um but yeah. I'm just yeah, I'm just trying to remain present because I might not get any of these things back. Like I just went to Richmond and I remember it so differently because it was like over a decade ago, but that was one of the first clubs I did on the road with uh Carly Aquilino. And uh it was this weird thing where uh and this I I was just telling the manager this because I was like, I've worked here for a while, but I don't know if I definitely wasn't here then. And I was telling the story that I was like, because basically I'd been doing stand up for a while, but I was opening for Carly, but Carly was massively more famous, yeah, obviously, massively more famous, and she had to leave, but they had she had a show on Saturday, but she had like something come up, and they're like, Oh, I can't do the show s Sunday. And they were like, Well, you headline? And I bec I was like, I feel like any comic would just be like, Yes, but also it's like I do have humility, and I was like, Well, I do I don't know. And I haven't ever headlined it like a funny mound. And so I was like, I don't know if I want to, but also it's like this is my friend's show. I don't want people who come out to see them. If they see this, then it like ruins the relationship, and then it hurts mostly like her image. Which I try, you know, I gotta get out of my own way, but I also don't want to by getting out of my own way get into someone else's lane. You know what I mean? Like if someone you have to like get out of like someone's way in traffic, but then you cut someone off like that. So I didn't want to like get in their way, and then I was like, Well, and they're like, No, it's fine. Well, we'll just have someone else headline, and then you could just you'll still open, that's fine. Then we'll still pay you to headline, which is so nice of them to do. And after my set, I had a great set, and I remember the manager at the time came up to me, and he was like, Hey man, I just want to let you know you could have headlined. And I was like, Oh, dude, thank you. I that's I don't you know, thank you. I don't even know what to say. He's like, I don't want to show you something. They pulled pulled me outside and they still put my name up in lights, and I was like, dude, that's so sick. Um, but yeah, so it's like sometimes I try to remain like happy because like who knows? That could have been the last time I ever went there, and I got to go back, you know. So it's uh yeah, life's just crazy how it uh how it changes, dude. And I'm just trying to, you know, appreciate stuff because sometimes you get so like fuck you to like the universe that I think you can still say like fuck you. Um but I guess I don't know. I feel like there's no fucking lamer way to say than like but then like to enjoy the party. Which I have been doing because there's been times as you grow up, people suck more than you would think. You would think people would get it together, but they kind of spew all over the place, like a hot boiling hot cup of soup, chili, and uh gross, and uh so they're like boiling over, and you know, you're trying to work on yourself, and then you'll be places where people suck, but it's like you can't just leave those places all the time and be angry. It's like because then fucking then what fills that spot, but their fucking shittiness, so you gotta like Yeah, I don't know. I saw like a video of Splinter talking to Raphael, and I'm like, that's me. And I'm like, you're 35, you're not a teenage mutant or a ninja turtle. I'm like, well, I landed a backflip once on from something soft onto something soft. Oh and I've also hurt myself with like a whip, but you know that's what my Ninja Turtle would have. He would have a whip, and he would get taken away from him by splinter. And he would go, go eat your pizza, and I go, mmm. And then I try to spin it and it falls down. They're like, dude, he's done. And then they have to be like, he's not a part of the team. I'm like, yes, I am, and my fucking, my bandanas falling off my eyes. I'm gonna ask this guy if I can ride his motorcycle. Can I ride your BMW? A BMW motorcycle. It's like, what are you what are you fucking doing? I might I'll get one if I had the money. But I'm like, when I see a it's like what? You know? I got a cross rocket car. It's like, what are you talking what are you like, I got a BMW motorcycle? It's like that's not and they all ride like this. Because they're guys who are like they've already had the cool car, and everyone they know is rich and has a cool car, and they're like, well, no one else will ride a motorcycle. And then as soon as you get a motorcycle, you realize literally how scary they are. Like, I got my motorcycle license and I got literally the highest grade in the entire class. Like the teacher loved me. I even got the whole class to switch times because I couldn't make it to a thing, and they're like, Well, he is the whole he loves this. And this, I was like, it's the last class in Missouri. And so I got my Missouri's license. And uh, oh dude, this guy's playing guitar. Dude, what's up? Are you playing guitar outside? You're playing guitar outside? Yeah, is it got like you just got like an amplifier coming off? Oh, sick, dude. How much is that?

SPEAKER_04 25:50

Tonex, it's like uh hundred something bucks. That's it? Yeah, you can play.

SPEAKER_01 25:55

I'm just I'm a comedian, I'm doing a podcast. You can play on my podcast if you want. Yeah. You don't have to.

SPEAKER_04 26:00

You don't have anything to plug it. It's uh it's on the headphones, that's all it is, though.

SPEAKER_01 26:03

Oh, I got you. Dude, that's so sick you can still play, but I thought it was like it was like an amplifier.

SPEAKER_04 26:08

I'll show you how it sounds. Oh, yeah, dude. It's ridiculous how good it sounds.

SPEAKER_01 26:11

What's your name? I'm Chad. Bobby, man. Nice to meet you, Chad.

SPEAKER_04 26:14

We should like subscribe to each other's YouTube.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

Dude, yeah, follow me and I'll follow you back. I'm I'm recording on my phone, otherwise I would. Yeah, say what's up, Chad. Tell them you can tell them where to follow you.

Richmond Memories And Gratitude Lessons

SPEAKER_04 26:22

Yeah, you can get on my uh YouTube channel. Uh just YouTube, yeah, sorry. You can go to my YouTube channel, YouTube Chad Garber. It's YouTube, you know, forward slash Chad Garber guitar. And uh subscribe. I do have like over uh I have like 6,500 videos or something like that. Oh wow. Yeah, a lot of them. So awesome. Yeah, lessons and everything you can think of. But this thing is the uh Tonex.

SPEAKER_01 26:43

Yeah, you do switch me spots, show them this thing.

SPEAKER_04 26:47

I wonder if I could plug it in.

SPEAKER_01 26:49

Um I wonder if you could play it. Because that would be sick if you could play. Because we're about we're almost done with the pod, so that would be like we could go out on this song.

SPEAKER_04 27:00

Wonder if I can show you. I'm gonna tune it real quick, so it wouldn't sound like total crap.

SPEAKER_01 27:04

Yeah. What do you like to play?

SPEAKER_04 27:06

Everything. Rock, I love rock.

SPEAKER_01 27:10

Yeah, dude. Can you play Eruption? Yep. Whoa.

SPEAKER_04 27:14

I'll have to do it here in a second.

SPEAKER_01 27:16

I can play the walk a little back and go the other day. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:21

I did uh yeah, I do a bunch of covers where I where I take the um take the guitars out of the actual song, and then I put it, I put my own guitar in there and remix it.

SPEAKER_01 27:30

I wish that I dude, you you can do so many more things you can with comedy because I couldn't like take out like Eddie Murphy's jokes and but like keep his the laughs he gets. Do you know what I mean? Like you get to keep the drink.

SPEAKER_04 27:41

You didn't like that, but that's uh um so I hear I can hear it.

SPEAKER_01 27:46

Why don't you put your headphones to my mic? Can you put your headphones to the to my uh microphone? Put your headphones to my microphone. This sounds like two guys like figuring it out for the first time.

SPEAKER_04 27:57

Sorry, guys.

SPEAKER_01 27:58

No, no, no. They dude, they this is literally the most interesting thing that's happened on the podcast so far.

SPEAKER_04 28:05

Ever. You what? I've never run into a YouTuber. I'm well I feel like I'm the only one that's doing it or not.

SPEAKER_01 28:09

That's funny. I don't even know if I'm a YouTuber. I mean, I have I guess it is, yeah, I guess I'm a YouTuber. Ugh. I don't know. Yeah, it feels like yeah, it feels like coming out or something. I don't know. Not like it's grow, but like I didn't know that about myself. That was a bad example. I should, I'm not gonna cut it out, but I'm just being honest.

SPEAKER_04 28:25

You can still check out the channel, but um Yeah, can you play?

SPEAKER_01 28:28

If you put your headphones to this thing, we could hear you, I think. You know what I'm saying? Is that cool? Like, could you play? Because you can hear yourself.

SPEAKER_04 28:34

Yeah, I'm just not even getting in the headphones right now.

SPEAKER_01 28:36

Oh, dude. Call Tonex and tell them what's up.

SPEAKER_04 28:39

Yeah, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_01 28:40

This episode's sponsored by Tonex. Send me one that works so we can get it to Chad. Please. Yeah. Oh, it's like got a connect or whatever, the Bluetooth? There we go. Yeah, and if it works, dude, we can put the headphones up to this if you don't mind.

SPEAKER_04 29:06

Oops. My earplugs. Sorry, that's fell by my butt. Okay, here try to see if I can hear it. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

Stand right in the front of that.

SPEAKER_03 29:36

You're doing so good.

Motorcycle Dreams Then A Guitarist Appears

SPEAKER_01 29:53

Yeah, Chad, you rule, dude. I wish we could both stage dive into the ocean or the bay. Hell yeah, dude. Thank you for playing, brother.

SPEAKER_04 30:02

You have a YouTube channel?

SPEAKER_01 30:03

I do, yeah. It's uh it's called uh, I mean it's Bobby Jacks, and then on there's like discombobulated is my podcast. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:10

Oh, is you live right now on there?

SPEAKER_01 30:12

No, I'm not live, but I post it later. I was uh, yeah, I just stop whenever I want to and I record it. Yeah. What is it again? Uh uh type in B-O-B-B-Y J A Y C O X. Yes. That's me. No way. Yeah, there's my special with uh Nate Bergazi.

SPEAKER_04 30:33

I didn't subscribe to you so you can subscribe to my channel.

SPEAKER_01 30:35

I will subscribe right back, dude. You're awesome, Chad, dude. Take care. Dude, absolutely, dude. Guys, you dude, you made my day, dude. That was perfect, man. Dude, where are you from?

SPEAKER_04 30:45

I'm from uh from here, really. Actually, I was in Atlanta and we moved here about a couple years ago. Nice, yeah. And so, yeah, it's been good. My my but my wife got a job in Atlanta, so but the kids are here, and so we're like just trying to figure things out. Absolutely, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:58

Yeah, aren't we all, brother? Oh, I just hit myself with a microphone. Um, dude, it looks like my debit card I just lost. Um well, I can't find it. That's not good. Yeah, uh oh yeah, dude. Oh, that pick that might be done for. Careful, don't put that one in your mouth. That fell in the crack, dude. That's like the worst things happen in the crack.

SPEAKER_04 31:16

I got a great church.

SPEAKER_03 31:18

Oh, nice!

SPEAKER_04 31:18

Yeah, we love that.

unknown 31:19

Come out.

SPEAKER_01 31:19

Check out. Oh, dude, nice. You play, dude. Do you guys what kind of church is this? Like, you can if I like did stand-up, I do clean stand-up. Really? Yes. Well, I mean, I also do non-clean stand, I also like just you know, talk like a person. Yeah, but I do, yeah, like I do do clean stand up. I would love to come like do a show or something like that.

SPEAKER_04 31:37

Yeah, get to another, but I think people are open to anything, you know.

SPEAKER_01 31:40

Yeah, well, yeah, I'm not trying, yeah, I'm not trying to hurt anyone's feelings. I can definitely like clean it up, talk, you know. Sure. Yeah, absolutely. I wouldn't make fun of God. I feel like, yeah, and we'll I'll like make a phone call and be like, do you think they would care if I talked about God like this? You know what I mean? Or like made a silly joke, but I think they'd be cool. My grandpa's a deacon. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. Yeah, what kind of what kind of religion? Oh, dude, non-dom, dude. That's good. I'm sure you play that guitar in church, don't you? I bet you do, yeah. Dude, the drum okay, can I have this question? Do the drummers in your church, do they play behind plexiglass? See, the problem is we have a small building right now.

SPEAKER_04 32:13

The church I came to, we had we had the whole deal. We had the whole plexiglass around them, real great drum set. And the drummer over there, he's in it in Atlanta, the the uh what is it called? The Northview Church of Christ in in Roswell, Georgia. Yeah, best drummer I've ever heard in my life. It's amazing. I mean, his name is Mark Edward. He's on YouTube, you can find him always playing. But we had that. But now here we have a smaller church, and it's it's so small that we have an electronic drum set.

SPEAKER_03 32:38

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:39

And it's it sounds okay. Yeah, but we're trying to get once we get bigger, we'll be able to mind the electronic one.

Lucky Moments, Faith Jokes, And Goodbye

SPEAKER_01 32:44

I always just think when they put the wall up, it feels like the drummer's like in purgatory or whatever. Like it's so weird. I always feel like the wall is so weird because it takes it away. I'm like, I think God can handle the drums. Do you know what I mean? But I guess that it's like a little too loud. Ah, I know, but there you're supposed to feel it or whatever. You're supposed to feel the power. All right, dude. Well, dude, be safe, getting home. Dude, very nice to meet you. Take care. Well, that's our show. Um that's crazy. Isn't that crazy how life is? Wow. I will tell you this. If we're talking about monetarily, I might be one of the most unlucky people you know on the planet. On the planet. But when it comes to manifesting moments, I know one better in the game than Bob. I've ran into Weird Al Yankovic. Rob Schneider. I'll say in the 90s. Um Dan Cook. I run into I just have a magnetism. The magnet? You know what my magnet's like? My magnet is good, but it doesn't work on like money metal, which is like, you know, when you're like, oh, this must be metal, and then you're like, oh, I guess it's not made of metal. So that's our show. Thank you so much. Uh please subscribe, just like Chad did. Um, we're doing shows all over, believing in the power of Christ. And uh I hope it compels you. I hope you get compelled, dude. And uh, I'll see you on the flip-fly. I don't talk like that.

SPEAKER_02 34:17

I'll see you on the flip-fly.

SPEAKER_01 34:19

No, I don't, I don't, I don't have enough. I say like love you, kiss it. But um, that's it. That's our show. Uh I can't believe that happened. I'm so glad we got to hear that. And it had to have come. I I could hear it in the headphones, so I'm sure you guys could hear him play. Well, thank you, Chad. Um, thank you, everybody. Great times. Uh praise be Allah. God damn bye.

SPEAKER_00 34:43

I saw the guy. In the open of my eyes, I saw the guy.