Ep 121: Vibration Plate Therapy

A vibrating wellness gadget, a brain that will not sit still, and a comedian trying to hold it together between tour stops. I’m on the road and I decide to record while sitting on a vibration plate that is allegedly here to “center” me, but mostly it turns my inner monologue into a live-action stress test. If you’ve ever tried to self-care your way out of a messy week, you’ll recognize the feeling: you want relief, you want progress, and you want it to happen right now.

Along the way, I talk stand-up comedy tour life and what it’s like to build a set while traveling. Old jokes are the safety net, new jokes are the gamble, and some nights you genuinely do not know if a line is even a joke until the crowd tells you. We also get into motivational videos and the weird split between “gentle encouragement” and “delete your phone and become a machine,” plus why neither works if it makes you miserable.

We close on the real takeaway: I don’t think everything happens for a reason, but I do think you can make a reason out of what happens. If you’re juggling anxiety, ambition, and a calendar that won’t slow down, this one is a chaotic little reminder that meaning is something you build, not something you wait for.

Subscribe for more, share this with a friend who needs a laugh, and leave a review if the show helps. Then come see me on tour and tell me what setting you think the vibration plate should be on.

Transcript

Tour Dates Rapid Fire

SPEAKER_06 0:00

Hey, I'm gonna be on tour. Come out and see a show. June 26th. I will be in Marion, Illinois at the Celebrations Event Center, June 26th.

SPEAKER_05 0:11

July 3rd through 4th, the 250th anniversary of the United States of America. Come out and see me at Alex's Underground Comedy Club in Orlando, Florida. Orlando, Florida, July 3rd through August 4th.

SPEAKER_03 0:27

Then July 9th, come and see me in Raleigh, North Carolina at Goodnight Comedy Club.

SPEAKER_06 0:33

July 10th through the 11th, I am gonna be hosting for the great Mary Santora, and we're gonna be popping around different spots in Cleveland, Ohio.

SPEAKER_05 0:44

July 18th, come to see me in Knoxville, Tennessee. That's a don't tell comedy show, so I can tell you, but I can't tell you where it is. You gotta sign up at the Knoxville, Tennessee.

SPEAKER_06 0:55

And then July 23rd, I will be in Indianapolis, Indiana at the Indie Helium Comedy Club. Upstairs. Gonna be a great time, July 23rd.

SPEAKER_04 1:06

Then July 24th, I will be in Kansas City, Missouri. Come out to see me in Kansas City.

SPEAKER_06 1:12

And July 30th through August 2nd, I will be at the St. Charles Funny Bone in St. Charles, Missouri. Come out, see a show. Uh I'm having a great time on tour. We're adding shows all the time. So if you want to see me in your city, send me a message. And if you don't, fucking get get uh get out of my face. And now, here's your host. Here's the episode.

Podcast Starts On A Vibration Plate

SPEAKER_02 1:36

Uh hey everybody, I am your host, Francesca Imbobulated, and I am currently sitting on a vibration plate. You know, sometimes life gets so crazy, you need you need to sit, you need to have a friend who's like, hey, would you want to use my vibration plate? And I'm like, hey, listen, I'm straight and a guy. And they're like, no, that's not what a vibration plate does. I was like, well, what's a vibration plate do? And then they explain it, and you're like, yeah, like I said, uh I'm straight, but no. I think this is thing, I think this thing is uh making me gay or whatever. So that's it's like a conversion vibration table or whatever. So by the time this episode's done, I'll be fully gay. Uh uh looks like I'm jacking someone off behind me. Hey everybody, thanks for watching the episode. Uh, we're not making a lot on Patreon, so I've had to figure out other ways to make money. Or it kind of looks like I'm sticking my hand in my own ass fast and fast. There's no way I'm saying this three minutes into the episode. Okay. Um, but no, my friend Tam the other day, like uh I was just like, I was super stressed. She was stressed, and I was stressed, and we both were like just talking about like what's going on in our lives, and like honestly, you know, it's sometimes like a lot of times, you know, sometimes life really sucks, but sometimes it kind of gives you like a Sophie's choice. And if you don't know who Sophie is, she's got an excellent taste and good choices or whatever. So, you know, I I had one of those, and uh, she also has one of those too. So we were like talking about those. But then one morning, uh like after I woke up, she was like, Hey, I brought my vibration plate downstairs, and I really wanted to heal you. And I was like, Great, I'll use it for my podcast. She's like, Well, you could okay. Like, that's so funny. Like, anytime a guy like could heal themselves, we don't. Like, I can think of so many people that I still follow on Facebook that'll just be like, there's just no helping us. Because even if we're do even if we get the opportunity to help us, we're just like, so you know what I mean? Like, people, I'll see a guy like I lost her forever, and I'll never be the same. You guys could try to find me, I'll be at the bottom of a well. But then it's like two weeks later, they're like, dude, I just found an Adderall in my couch and I'm going to see the St. Louis Rams. I'm like, they're in LA. He's like, then I'm driving farther. So that's great. Um, I don't know how this thing works, but if I move my butt, it keeps um if I move my butt, it like adjusts it. But let me try to do it like I'm surfing.

unknown 4:28

Hold on.

SPEAKER_02 4:28

Let me try to stand. Let me try to stand on the vibration plate. Who's calling me? Oh, someone's calling me right now. I can't answer them through my podcast. So yeah, she was like, hey, take my vibration plate and uh yeah, see if it can center you. So I still feel like I have all the same problems. I just feel like they're getting they're in a they're they're about to capsize. Like this thing doesn't, this thing isn't has somehow and I know it's not they're it's not supposed to vibrate your problems away, but it's supposed to make you feel at peace. And right now I just feel like I'm watching a ping pong match of my like the things that go on in my brain. And while they're playing ping pong, they're also like in a well. Um not in a well, like at the at the ocean, but this thing's fun. So this thing's supposed to help you. How? This is my impression of nervous Batman looking over Gotham City. Oh god, I hope no crime happens tonight. Oh okay. Um shit, she's robbing them. Here I come. Oh shit, I gotta get I'm so scared to jump off this fucking roof. Nobody pray for me, and then he just falls off Well, you're definitely not supposed to write it this way, I don't think. You guys seen that show Heated Rivalry? This is how they made it. Yeah, a lot of people don't know. Those guys weren't those guys never even met. What? Okay, I didn't mean that. Okay, the vibration plate didn't like that I said that, so it stopped it. Okay, I'm sorry. Okay, I won't say it again. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 6:27

Alright, alright. Just okay, so you can live in America. I love heated heated. I h I love I love it. Start. No, I did program four before. Let's try program five. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:40

What I just don't even know, like. I feel like my eyes are gonna shake out of their head. I feel like I'm gonna look down and all my fingernails are gonna be gone. I don't know how this is supposed to help you, but I I actually am starting to forget about my problems, but I'm also starting to forget my middle name. Robert Comedian. Jacobs. We were talking about that, like, about how hard it would be to get my middle name changed to comedian, and then how like you pay so much money, and then it's and then I could also get my sex changed to comedian. This reminds me of one time I was riding in the car with my friend Tina, and we I like went over like those bumps, and she was trying to tell me something, and she she was like, Yeah, and then I never saw him again. And then she went over the bumps, she was just so you know I wasn't scared, it was just the bumps that made me do that. Yeah, it's like I'm shooting a gun. I'm like, I guess all the movies are made with vibration, but I swear to god, when this thing's done, I'm gonna not know it. This is gonna be like the it's like flowers for aldrin on, but it's gonna be like at the end, I'm not gonna have memories left in my head. I'm not gonna have any thoughts left in my mind. I'm just gonna be shh shaken to death.

SPEAKER_00 8:29

Shake it off, shake it off. Uh shake it off, shake it off.

SPEAKER_02 8:37

Uh this has gotta be so boring for you, but I really can't keep my thoughts together. Are you calling me an equestrian? Or whatever sheets. Are you asking me an equestrian? It's from the movie It Takes Two, which we rewatched the other day. I don't know if you've ever seen that movie. It's incredible. Starring Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. One of them plays Ruthless Kids from the Bronx or whatever, and the other kid is the richest kid I've ever seen in my whole life. And then they meet each other and they're like, Oh, we're exactly the same. You should live my life and I should live yours. I would have went and I actually think I'm having a heart attack sitting. Dude, I sincerely felt my heart come out of my head. Okay, let's try a different program. Start. No, don't just start. No, no, no, no. Alright, just start. I don't give I don't I don't give two fucks.

Missed Episodes And No Jinxing

SPEAKER_02 9:36

Um yeah, and also sorry, I haven't um I'm not I I hate when people say sorry on a podcast like that because it's not a real sorry, so I'm not sorry. I am just uh I guess I am bummed I couldn't uh get episodes out like the last month. But if it's any consolation to you, it's because I had so many good opportunities that are coming up right now. Um and if I could talk about any of them, I would, but I also because I don't really believe in jinxing it, but there is something about um putting certain things into the universe that remain you know what I mean? Like you couldn't tell the universe, you'd be like, You're the big bang's coming, and then the big bang never happens because then it would be it's so embarrassing for the big bang. Is this person still leaving me a fucking voicemail or hold on, I'm getting a message on my phone. I can't tell they're leaving me a message. Okay, I don't care. Um uh but yeah, so I haven't been able to put like an episode out in like a month, but it's because I've been on the beginning of a tour and we're getting close to like halfway through. And I have just been traveling a lot. So if I'm like on the road, I want to talk to you guys or I want to put out an episode, but sometimes you just get busy. You live, you learn. I hope this thing helps me. I hope when I'm done it's good. I'll tell you what it's gonna make me do for sure is shit my fucking brains out. Because I did it earlier to like test it, and she was like, Yeah, if here's like how you program it, how you how you do all that, and I was like, Okay, sick. I go, does it make you have to shit? And she was like, Absolutely for sure that's what it does. Like it's shaking my colon out right now. Like if I stood up and there was just a bunch of poop on the vibration plate, I would get it. Um but yeah, anyway, I feel like yeah, sorry, besides the vibration, there's really nothing

Life On The Road And Florida

SPEAKER_02 11:34

going on. Um yeah, I got shows I'm going on the road this weekend, or go to Marion, Illinois, and then I'm headed to Florida, which I don't know if I've ever like headlined Florida. Like I've been to Florida many times, but this will be my first time doing a week in there, I think, at uh Alex's Underground Comedy Club, and uh I'm really excited because it's a cool club. She's great. Her husband rules like whenever I went to go meet them, he was literally build like like welding the stage together because they had to get like a couple things done and it had to be like blah blah blah, this, this, this. So he was like welding all that stuff like when I came over to like visit them like a couple months ago. So I just think it's awesome, and I can't wait for them to uh I can't wait for that to uh I can't wait for that weekend. But I'm also trying really hard because we watched a video the other day which was very corny, but it did remind you that like you're always like, oh yeah, in a week that'll be good, because then all my problems will be done. Oh, that'll be good. I could do that then, and then I won't have any problems because this thing happened or whatever. But that really never happens, does it? Does it? Like every time I think that I'm like, okay, I'm gonna be done, like this will happen, and then none of my problems are gonna be there. You just have to get better at handling them, and that's not like my thought. That's like a vi that's like every video you watch where someone's like, and if you can't make change, you make money. And if you can't make money, money is changed. I try and go you get yelled at or whatever.

Motivation Videos And Gender Energy

SPEAKER_02 13:05

But I also like when a girl, like it is funny, like how guys like we'll watch like the same video as you guys, like you guys will watch a video, we'll watch a video. Um, but like they'll be like, like weekends not gonna get harder, you gotta get harder yourself. Am I right or am I wrong? And then you watch a guy one, he's like, shut up. This better be the last time you ever even listen to me, because you're deleting your you're throwing your phone in the river after you hit. Like, that's what I that's how guys are. Like, women hear stuff and the because I've been like in the room when a woman's like, this is like a thing I like to listen to, because they trust me. And so we'll like listen to a video and they're like this thing helps me. And I'm like, okay, and it's very like sweet or whatever, and then they're like, and if you need to listen to this video a couple times a day, maybe. But you listen to a guy's and he's like, You better fuck you get out there, I don't even want you to listen to me again. You don't even talk until you have a million dollars, and then you're supposed to like throw the message like a mission impossible, like, and then you're fucking and then your glasses explode. Whenever I fully sit on the plate like this, whenever I don't like do anything else, I sound like RFK. I'm like, D do you guys know that the pool actually was gonna do that? It was actually it was actually it was supposed to reveal that a boy was gonna be born. That's why it was blue. Like my balls, and it's not like I can't come, but oh, they turn off so you're telling me it turns off if I talk about RFK or the gay hockey show? Hmm. It's on like this plate right in the middle. Okay, program.

SPEAKER_01 14:42

Program, no, on program P1? P2. P3, P4, P5, P6? No, they don't have P6, so P2. We haven't bought have we done P2? We haven't done P2. Let's start it.

New Jokes And Audience Roulette

SPEAKER_02 14:59

So um But dude, I've been I'll I'll tell you guys a little bit, I've been on tour and I've just been having I've been having the best time, dude, because I have like I feel like for a long time I was kind of doing like the same material. And now I have some of the old jokes that I know work, they're like a pillar where you're like, if you're not doing well, you're like, I can pull this fucking fucker out. But then I also have a couple new jokes that like I haven't figured out if they work or don't, which is so fun being a comic that you don't it's like if you're a musician, you kind of know if a song is a song at least. Like you might not know if it's a hit, but you're like, this is a song. But with a comic, you're like, I don't even know if this is a joke. And like you'll say a thing and then like how an audience reacts like it is, and then you go to a different city and they didn't like that joke like at all. Like my dumbest joke I have right now that I love, which is very stupid, and it's just it's it's no, it's all it's it's almost nothing. It it's it is nothing, and it's almost so nothing that I shouldn't even be. But I just go, Your honor, I barely know her, and that's the whole joke. He's got the whole world in his ass. He's got the whole world. That is what I'm like shaking like right now. I'm like, you know what, world, if you can't figure it out, and I put it in my ass. I'm like Atlas or whatever, but I put the world in my ass, and then like everyone's like pissed right now. I'm like, no. I'm not letting you out of my ass until you guys all calm down.

SPEAKER_00 16:28

Please let me know.

SPEAKER_02 16:34

You guys think about what you've done, and then I'll let you guys out of my ass. Okay, we swear we're never gonna fight, you promise? It's cause it seems like you're still going crazy, and then did you stop the wars? Did you stop the wars? Nope. Alright. I'm keeping you in my Atlas ass. Kiss my Atlas ass.

Atlas Ass And Dumb Deep Thoughts

SPEAKER_02 17:02

Why is a guy holding the world? What I don't know that um uh I don't know that story, but like I know that there's like a guy holding the world, and there's always a guy that's like you flew close to the too close to the sun or whatever. It's never like he walked and tripped and he's like that you really shouldn't be walking around rocks. I don't know what that even means. But um, yeah, why is he holding the world? Like, what's that story about? Is he because I know that there's like a guy that's like destined to like heave a rock up the hill and then eventually like how you enjoy it makes it good. But like I don't understand why he's holding the world. And also if you had to hold, I couldn't imagine something worse to hold than the world. Because if you try to hold the world, first of all, it's wet, most more wet than dry, so your hand's kind of like falling into it like it's kind of like one of those, you know, goo things. So your your hand falls in. So then you gotta kind of try to you. I would probably if I was gonna put the world on my back, I'd probably put, I'd probably, because I think it's the I think it's the largest continent for sure, isn't Africa? You'd probably use Africa as like a point to like hold the world. And then, but then I get and then yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I but then your hand would have that would be weird, because then I think your hand would have to go on the North Pole and that would be too cold. Hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so I might that's what I might do. I might put like Australia on my back, because that one's pretty big, and then I'll use my hand over here to kind of hold Africa. Because also like Africa probably feels cool too, because it's got so there's a real a lot of different topography and stuff like that. And then if you're holding Africa and you got Australia, I think like I don't know the I think I'm picturing the globe right, so I could do it like that. And then if you got hungry every once a while you could take a sip of the ocean. Um fuck, but that's probably not good for you. But if you're if you're holding the world and that's your job, that's probably the thing you get to drink or whatever. Or maybe the storms, maybe when the storms happen, do you get electrocuted if you're holding the world and then the Yeah, you do. I sound like God deciding that. You hold the world. Does it shock you? Yep, actually it does. It sounds like a bunch of bad would you rathers. Which god I love a good would you rather. Would you rather watch your parents have sex or join in one and then people are like, I'd rather kill myself. I go, You're not allowed to say that. It's the cardinal sin of doing those jokes. I was thinking of my friends in Jersey, and uh there's a guy who said that we were like giving bad would you rathers, and he jumped in, which is my favorite thing, because if you just say ew, I actually have a worse feeling about you than if you do jump into the like uh the answer that no one You're the the thing is we're not like and your parents are here right now. Like it's uh it's just for funsies. Do you think I can't do a handstand on this? There's no way. Anyway, I do feel like I'm getting back into the groove of doing the podcast because I know normally this podcast is about nothing, but I got like about nothing going on. Uh because that's what that's what's weird about stand-up is once it like consumes you and you're like doing it all the time, then like I can be funny hanging out, but trying to like have a point because usually you learn points and stories from like your sh I don't mean your shit life, I mean my old shit life. That's why I didn't want to say it like that. But I was like, like I would do it, I'd be doing construction, fucking going to shows, not getting paid. Like you would just be like running around. So then when you do that, that's where you're you're almost more focused on like how you can tell stories or things that happened. But then when you're doing comedy, it just feels like what am I gonna do? I'm like, and then this guy tried to talk during my show, which he did. I keep having these motherfuckers, like it sounds like I feel like the Marines, like, shouldn't they all be at war? But there's a bunch of like fucking marine haircut motherfuckers that are at my shows being like, oh, you know what you look like, and they're fucking with me. I'm like, shouldn't you be in Iraq or whatever? Like, I don't know. I know it's Iran, and actually, no, I don't. I don't mean that in a funny way. I just mean that in like I haven't. And if you're okay, if you want to tell me it's crazy that I am not like paying attention to that, because I also think it's bad, and I know that it's bad, and I've talked about it, I know it's bad, but I like sleep in my car or like stay at friends' houses or I'm like on the road. So yeah, I'm sorry that I don't wake up, wake up in a newspaper, go, man, that is crazy, and then lay in bed. Maybe and maybe that's what I'm supposed to do. Maybe homeless guys are supposed to be more informed. That's not a bad idea. That is it is a bad idea, but I feel like this is like they used to do that back in the day. It's like because instead, if you're like homeless, if you like did read the paper, but like when people would use like read the news, like if you would just say the news to people and then they're like, Thank you, and then you give them a buck because you're so on your way, like in New York. And I'm not saying that solves the homeless problem, but maybe it solves a problem we're not even thinking about, which is the knowledge problem.

Merch Table Story And Silent Letters

SPEAKER_02 22:01

I literally had a teacher come up to my shirt because I went so I got I did a show at the Funny Money the other day and afterwards I'm selling merch and I have shirts that are from this podcast. It's like this one, or I have one that says like it says discombobulated and there's like a skull. And all of a sudden this guy walks up and I was like, Holy shit. And it was like a football coach, old teacher. I was like, What's up, dude? How you doing? I didn't know him very well. Like, you know what I mean? He's like one of those guys, he was fine. He's just like one of those guys, like, didn't yell at kids, but like would talk to kids where you're like, I bet if my dad was here, you wouldn't talk to me like that. And uh him and his son were there, and his son goes, Thought there'd be a little bit more dad jokes. I'm like, Yeah, we're not rewriting jokes for your show, it's just called dad show, it's just how we get you in the door. But so we were um, and you got a comedy show, so I don't know what to tell you. But the I remember the dad looked at my shirt and it says discombobulated. It's not, and it's in like Helvetica. It's fucking, it's just like it's very, it's not, it's easier to read than this one. It just says, it's just says discombobulated. And he goes, discombu and I was like, it's discombobulated. And I think that's funny because I went to Northwest, where we always say that the N stands for knowledge. And if you're any kind of smart, you know that the N is not how knowledge starts. It starts with a K. It's a silent, it's a silent K. I would be such a bad silent letter. I would never be a silent letter. I'm like a I feel like I'm like in another language when they have like those like they have those. I'm like those ones that you're like, some people are like, I don't even enjoy using that. Or maybe I'm more like a but I'm definitely not a silent letter. I'm not a there's no way you didn't notice me in the word. If I was in a letter, you if I was in a word, you know I'm there. I might, I might, I'm a problem in a word. I'm uh yeah, I'm like a yeah, I'm not like a in tsunami, if anything, I'm the S. And like I'll a lot of times I know a lot of T's. Like I know a lot of guys who are like in tsunami spelled T S or whatever the rest of it is, but like I know a lot of T's, so I'll bring guys to parties, and then you'll swear to God that tsunami starts with an S. I'm like, no, it's actually my buddy, Tyler. And like, what? I'm like, I know you didn't even notice he was there because you paid so much attention to me, but it's not, he was there too. Huh. Pretty interesting, Bobby. Yeah, or is it I wanna sit like this? If you fucking turn off. So this is the only way. Oh my god, it's gonna make my piss come out of my wiener. I swear to god, hold on. If I relax, piss comes out. Hold on. Hold on, hold on. Ow, that hurts my cock and balls. Dude, you can't relax on these. What is it made my penis feel like it was catching on fire?

The Plate Has Too Many Rules

SPEAKER_02 25:02

Okay, so I can't talk about my penis. I can't talk about RFK, and I can't talk about heated rivalry. This is too many rules for a thing. P1, P2, P3 it is.

SPEAKER_03 25:14

So wait, am I breaking the plate?

SPEAKER_02 25:22

Hold on, I don't want to break the plate.

SPEAKER_03 25:29

Fuck!

SPEAKER_02 25:31

Okay, I don't I have no idea. I don't what am I doing? Is my ass that big? My ass can't be that big. My ass can't be that big.

Tour Reminder And Closing Takeaway

SPEAKER_02 25:46

It ain't. Alright, so anyway, I'm uh I'm gonna be on tour. You gotta come out and see a show. Um, I've been working on myself. I am not eating healthy again. I'm eating shitty, but even in that time, I'm like doing better. Like the other day I didn't finish the pizza, which is nice. There's a Josh Arnold joke where he's like, usually I eat instead of the pizza. What's that, wife and party guests? Um so yeah, but I'm gonna be um on tour and working out new jokes. Please come out and see a show. You heard all the shows. Let me remind you in case you missed them. Let me just say all the cities I'm coming to. I mean Orlando, Florida, Marion, Illinois, Raleigh, North Carolina, Cleveland, Ohio, Knoxville, Tennessee, Indianapolis, Indiana, Kansas City, Missouri, St. Charles, Missouri. If if that's not every fucking show you've ever wanted to see, I don't know what is. So please come out, see a show. These pockets zip up, which is fucking nice. Dude, when you have pockets that zip, at first you feel like a nerd, but then you're the only nerd who still has his wallet after jumping up and down.

unknown 26:49

Never think about that.

SPEAKER_02 26:51

I don't think about anything, Bobby. Yeah, no, me neither.

SPEAKER_00 26:54

So, alright, but uh I would be so bad one of those fighter jets, because if this is what it felt like, they'll be like, kiddum.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

And I'm like, which color's ours again? I can't keep my thoughts in my head. I'm gonna see if I can do the stand like this. What's the one called?

SPEAKER_01 27:22

Can I do it?

SPEAKER_02 27:25

Oh wow, I'm actually not that bad. Can you see my cock shake? Because if you can, I actually don't care, but I just wanted to let you know. But anyway, this one's fine. I don't even know why. No, no one ever rates their own. I feel like that thing in Detroit is where he goes, I don't normally comment on the commercials, but that was very bad. So um, that's the end of the pod. Uh I'm gonna be on tour, come out and see a show. It's the end of an era. Bob's changing his ways, Bob's learning what's really important, what's not important, what you can focus on, what you shouldn't focus on. And uh I have a lot of good things I think happening. I think everything kind of happens. I actually don't think everything happens for a reason. I think what's it called? What would I be called? Like, I'm for like I don't think everything happens for a reason, but whenever thing happens, if you have a reason, you'll make it work. I think that's a little bit more clear on how like I view it, because maybe some other people think that. And uh everything happens for a reason. I'm like, like literally your mom's dead, and that like you know what I mean. Sorry, that's really rough. I don't mean that, but I'm like, that not everything happens for a reason. But if you're always looking for the positives, when everything happens, you'll find a reason to make that be like your best version of your life. Because as far as I know, we only get one of these, and it better not be Buddhism, because I've said this before. But if I come back as like some chick named Britney, and I'm like, guys, wait up, I found out. Like, I can't, guys, I can't do that. I don't want to do that, I'm not gonna do that. And that's the pod. And thank you guys for listening. Thank you for sharing your time with me. Please keep listening. Uh, I'm living my dreams, it's very hard, it can be taxing. I hope you're doing exactly what you want because pain now, pleasure later. One of my least favorite words, pleasure. Pleasure? No, just feel good. So, uh, anyways, love you.

SPEAKER_00 29:25

Kisses.

unknown 29:26

Bye.

SPEAKER_02 29:32

I'm fully gonna shit my pants if I keep it like this. Ow, why does it hurt my penis?