Ep 125: Bob Lock and Drop It

You ever notice how one awkward hug can set the tone for your whole day? We start on the road with upcoming stand-up dates, then immediately spiral into the social physics of post-show interactions: when a hug is sweet, when it’s a trap, and why the “I’m not a hugger” confession always arrives after the damage is done. From there we hit the underrated menace of the too-long handshake, the kind where you’re smiling for a photo while your hand is getting crushed and your brain is screaming for a clean exit.

Then the riffing takes over in the best way. A turtle pops up by the water and suddenly we’re playing with a ridiculous body-swap theory that’s half comedy and half late-night philosophy. That thread rolls straight into merch table realities and the weird moment when a friendly chat turns into a religion pitch. We talk about boundaries, faith conversations you didn’t ask for, and the small decision to be more direct with people, even when it feels painfully awkward.

The back half turns unexpectedly heartfelt when we watch a calm, patient dad coach his family through backing a boat down a ramp. It opens up memories of being taught through yelling, how that sticks with you, and what “getting better” can look like at 35. If you like comedy podcast storytelling with real tour life details, personal growth, and a little chaos, you’ll feel right at home. Subscribe, share this with a friend who hates handshakes, and leave a review with your take: hugs or handshakes?

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Road Dates And Juggalo Gig

SPEAKER_02 0:06

I am on the road. Right now, you can come see me on the road. This weekend I will be with Emma Wilman. I will be at the Dallas Comedy Club all weekend long with Emma Wilman. And then on August 20th, dreams do come true. Whoop whoop. I'm headlining the gathering of the juggalos at the butcher tent at 11 p.m. If you miss that, you'll feel like 2026 was pointless. So please come out see me at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Um hanging out with ICP and Vanilla Ice. Uh come out and see a show.

Hugs Consent And Social Rules

SPEAKER_02 0:44

Here's the episode. You can dance if you want to, but you can't dance anywhere. Cause if you dance by the water, other people on boats will think that you're crazy. How you doing, guys? How are you? How come here? Get in here. Come here. I'm not a hugger. I don't give a shit. Get in here. Don't you fucking hate those people? I hugged someone the other day, actually didn't know. Didn't know till the hug was uh fully completed. Um everyone had packed up from the hug. Everyone had um loaded up their cars from the hug, and they're like, Yeah, I'm not a really big hugger, and I'm like, oh my god, I can't believe. Can't believe I didn't even bring up my side sleeper for it. Didn't even, you know, didn't even I gave a full-on hug, and I'm really sorry. Actually, you should ask before you hug fucking and yeah, I understand. I understand. But once there's like once there's hugs already commencing. It does look a little bit more that that seems like a little crazy too, but good to see you guys. Good to, you know, and it's like after a show, I'm already hugging people, like maybe at some point, you know. Maybe back away from the brute, you know, it's like, you know, if people are smoking, you know, if people are smoking weed, if you're in a circle, you don't, you're not just like, get the fuck out of here. You're just like, you just let it pass. But I yeah, I was like, hug, and I'm not gonna, you know, I'm not gonna not be like that. I feel like I can tell. Like, I used to go on the road with cactus tate a lot, and I could tell she didn't like to get hugged because like after I was so grateful for the opportunity to work with her and all this stuff, and I was like, Thank you. I go, I can tell you don't like to get hugged. She was like, You were spot on. Um, but yeah, fucking yeah, fully gave a hug too. I get and I gave yeah, I gave it with I gave him a hug. I gave him the with the yeah. I'm a hugger. Hard. I'm a hugger with a yeah, I uh hugger with a hard arc, but that's um that's crazy that you'd even say something like that, Bob. Who's writing this stuff? Is this just God blowing the wind into my ears and I say it? I don't know how it works. You can't get on your boat right now, sorry. Um but anyway. Yeah, I'm just there's no way I'm gonna get in this group of hugs. Good to see you. May I? Good to see you. May I good to see you? You know what I mean? Like we were just kind of going and she they were sweet too. They they I I don't I've never gotten a message later. I've never gotten a I I can't believe you hugged me and um I that federal if you ever hug me again, I'm calling the cops. But um, yeah, I it is funny because I do like it, I do like giving hugs. You know what I I'm you know what I don't like? Long handshakes. Had one of those last night. There was like a couple after the show. We were in OKC at Bricktown, and we get we're I'm like selling merch after the show and was taking photos um with fans and everyone's hanging out, it's great vibes. And this guy, and I couldn't figure out where he was coming, where he was from because he was squeezing my hand so hard I couldn't hear shit. But he was like, Blimey, good to make you know what I mean. Like one of those guys. I don't know, it's like he said blimey, or he said he might have called me Steinie. I don't know, but he said something that I didn't understand. And he did that thing where he shook my hand and he kept telling me something and he kept shaking my hand. And I even did here's the thing this is what I want to say about this too, because I know you guys are hearing that and being like, oh, that's really funny, but I don't really like that because I got a bad pinky, so sometimes if you squeeze too much, my pinky goes into oblivion. So I don't want to shake too hard, but and you know what I mean? Like I'm not hugging some and I'm not doing like that, you know what I mean? I'm like shaking their back. I'm not like trying to pretend I'm like, it's my first day as an undercover cop and I'm trying to check for wires and shit. Oh, good to see. I just pop, I pop, lock, and drop it. That's how I do a hug. I pop, lock, and drop it. Bob, lock, and drop it. But I barely even lock. And I barely have a cock. But I tell you what, I have no idea how to rock. We're gonna one, two, three, flock, four o'clock, ock, five, six, seven o'clock. Dude, God, I miss when songs could just be anything. We're gonna rock around. That's I mean it is a good song. But like now. I guess I I guess songs still are kind of boring and kind of like that too. Taking zannies, eating panties. Oh wow. I'm taking xannies, eating panties while I'm hitting on all your grannies. Yeah, my name is Bobby, and I have a hobby. It's fucking your grandma, bitch. You better call your grandma, bitch. You better get your fucking rotary out and call your grandma, bitch, because I'm fucking her. And you can't even get a hold of her because she ain't texting, she ain't FaceTime, she ain't calling back, but I'm giving her back shot. And she's your grandma and she ain't answering to Nana. This is your new grandpa. It's me. How fucking pissed would you

The Long Handshake Problem

SPEAKER_02 6:05

be? I'm your new grandpa. Hey, settle down down there. I'm talking to myself. I'm jumping on a bed. Settle down down there. Okay, me. Anyway, what was it? Hugs. Guy shaking my hand for too long last night. And then wouldn't let me go. Like, just and there's you know what I mean? Like, I would like to have gotten out of that one. And he just kept, I'll tell you what. It's so nice to me. Is this sun too blinding? I can't tell. I also can't give two fucking shits less. Welcome to discombobulated. Did I say that? Who gives a shit? I you know what's that's like my favorite place to be because I'm not very good at being like um like upset and like fuck this. I'm good at like once it's past that. You know, like you know what I mean? Like, I'm like a vomit and then be a little funny like afterwards. I have a friend Adam. Um uh I don't know if I should say their last name because they don't drink as much anymore. But when we did, oh my god, did we uh did we drink our asses off? And one time they threw up and they came back to the party, like we hurt, like we're like, are you okay? And they came back to the party so much so much funnier than even they had left. I truly can't tell. When I sit back, do I just go away? Hold on. I guess I can't and I can't tell because of that. Hold on. Oh, and that when that makes everything different. Bobby, shut the fuck up or back the fuck up. Motherfuck this track up.

SPEAKER_00 7:46

Oh my god, it's a turtle.

SPEAKER_02 7:50

Oh, I talked to it and it went back under. Oh my god, that thing just being a turtle all day. And the day before and the day after. Which you don't who knows? And I'll tell you this, it's a little fucked up. This just between me and you, and you can't tell anybody. I do have a like a weird theory. Like, I feel like everyone has weird theories, and it's like as soon as you start explaining to someone, people are like, oh, why? And you're like, nothing, never mind. But then I watched that movie Project Hail Mary, and they were talking about how there could be aliens on the sun, and I'm like, that's I used to say this to my mom, she thought I was a fucking idiot. And then I was like, what if something doesn't need water? She's like, everything's what needs water. I was like, but that's what that's what I'm saying. Could you you get what I'm but do you get what I'm saying? But I have this weird theory that because I was like, that turtle's just been a turtle like every day. But instead of um, hmm, how do I put this? Instead of like Buddhism, where we live as everybody every life, you get to like live as everybody. Because I don't like that. Like you ever see someone, you're like, I gotta be them. I better have already been them. You know what I mean?

A Turtle Sparks A Wild Theory

SPEAKER_02 8:55

Like, I don't even want to watch all the movies that they had at like Blockbuster. Wouldn't you be pissed if you're like actually one day you watch all these? You're like, what? I gotta watch the straight to DVD called Jumanji all the time with Robin Pilgrims. Really? I have to watch Home Alone Four. You're fucking telling me I have to watch Home Alone Four. Because Buddha said I had to. Well, he can suck my white ass. You can suck my white ass ball. That's what I'm getting back to because we're here. There's a lot of cocktails, or there's just it's just huge grass growing out of the water. Um But there's a little turtle, and this is my thing. Instead of instead of Buddhism, I saw a turtle, and I'm like, did that thing be turtling all day? Maybe they aren't turtling all day. And I have a weird theory that's not true, and I if you don't like it, I also think it's gay. But if like you see that turtle, and if you like make eye contact, like right now, I'm like, whoa, it's so crazy that thing's a turtle. But I was just that turtle, and by looking at you, we switch. So then when you see someone, but you can't, everyone's like, but I rev have all my memories. Fucking exactly. Isn't it so crazy that it worked like that? And so you see a turtle and you go into their body, you see that, and you keep doing this, and you might have a lot of questions, and I have no goddamn answers. I'll say goddamn so you know how non-serious I am. Someone told me the other day, like, I actually don't really like when you say god damn. I was like, Whoa. Um, well, me and God talked, and he said he made me in his image, and he imagined me saying goddamn again right now. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that fucking crazy? Um, I did, dude, I did have someone try to religion me. I had someone try to fucking religion me. You wanna know what happened? So uh I'm gonna tell you. Um uh I went to uh like I was like selling merch and I'm like last night, so I'm like, I'm like handing stuff out, and so like this lady was like, they're like, hey, we like you know these stickers or whatever. And I was like, alright, cool. And then every once in a while, if I'm vibing with someone, I'm like, hey, take a free sticker. I think my head does go away, which is honestly awesome to talk about religion, and then my head goes away. But I uh and it's for the video, if you're listening on audio, it's just all you can hear is blowing. Um, but they're like, hey, I really like that religion stuff, and I can always tell when a Christian or Pentecostal person is lying because they don't know how to do it. It's like whenever a child tries to be like, Yeah, no, my mom said I could have a Coca-Cola. You're like, they did, they go, yeah, my mom said that uh you have to actually. And you're like, that's interesting, because I've I've known your mom since before you've been a fucking live and she's never talked like that once in her life. Oh well, yeah, she actually told me she's switching how she talks too. So I like when a Christian lies, they go, I really like that uh Christian, the uh like they don't even know I really like that um religion stuff. I I just wanted to say, dude, check this out tattoos. Whoa, tattoos, crazy, right? Tattoos, but I'm Pentecostal, but tattoos, right? And I love that I have because I also have zero tattoos. That's how you know someone when they're talking about religion, which hey look, if I ever met someone who I wanted to talk about religion with, you know what we would do? Talk about it. But whenever I'm trying to be like, hey, I don't want to talk about this, you're gonna fucking assault me. You're gonna make you're gonna assault me with the Lord, you're gonna ask me with the Lord. Whoops. But uh, yeah, she was like, oh my god, and just so you know, and then so I did this thing where I had to pretend I had to go do something, which I did, I I did go do something. I did do something. I uh I was like, I'm gonna stop being a pussy because I feel like I always I'm always like really not like this, and I feel like I need to, I was like, you know what, I gotta start being like this more. And so like last night there was like a girl that we just we kind of kept smiling at each other, not on stage. I think that would be crazy if I was like, oh yeah, she likes me. Like But after the show, like when we were standing in line and how we were talking, and then we were joking, and then when she left, I was just like, hey, this is a sticker, it has my name on it. You know how social media works. I was like, You're very pretty. I hope you have a good night. This and I go, and this sucks. And her and her friend get got a huge laugh. And I was like, whether at my expense or whatever, but I was like, I'm gonna do that because I'm so tired of like sitting by the sidelines thinking life's gonna happen for me. So I like did that instead of listening to a girl tell me how she's Pentecostal. Because also,

Merch Table Religion And Flirting

SPEAKER_02 13:35

I don't know how to tell you this, just from the name alone, it's not, I don't think it's that one. I think Christian, even though I don't like them, I think just on the name alone is why they went. But Pentecostal, I can't even tell if you're a house, a hotel, or a hostel. I can't tell what you're trying to do, what you're trying to provide. I picture you wearing long skirts, but I also picture you're having hair longer than your skirts. But tattoos, maybe you have tattoos longer than your shirts. Hey, why don't you show me where you pee from?

SPEAKER_03 14:17

Hey, why don't you show me where you take a bis man?

SPEAKER_02 14:21

Did not mean to say sometimes when you're riffing, you don't mean to say a thing like a thing at a thing that you shouldn't be saying. Also, is that a real movie, or did I it was my phone just fucked up and we get AI is just gonna do this? Is Robert Pattinson playing? Are we already making movies about Chris Hansen? Are we making a documentary about how we make a documentary about like God, we are getting pretty obsessed with pedophilia? Which I think we were talking about this last night. Like pedophilia when like when it happened in the church, everyone's like, what the fuck? But then like there's that Bill Bird joke where he's like, if that happened at Starbucks, we would shut down Starbucks, but we didn't. But then when we find out about like the Epstein files and what's going on in the car, like I was blown away that we didn't like all stop what we were doing. Like, I was like, Well, this is crazy. And everyone's like, Isn't that crazy? What do you want on your subway sandwich? You're like, Do you know what do you know what these fucks like on their private jets? Dude, I swear to God, I really want to prove that I could be a billionaire. I really want to prove so fucking bad that I wouldn't be a bad billionaire. I really, I would love to prove it. Cause even whenever I've had no money, I've given my money to the poor. I'm like poor. Mother Teresa would be like, you should probably keep some of there. Um, you should probably knock that off a little bit, Bob. You can't help all the lepers. Um, do we have those anymore? Um, or did she help them all? Um, what is I talking about? I don't care. Lepers, religion, uh, Pentecostal. It's not Pentecostal, hostel, hotel, motel, hotel six. My name's Bobby, and I can't go to heaven if I'm be sucking dicks. That's just what that one religion said. I didn't say that. Because he was giving that guy ahead. Sorry, I'm just practicing for at the ICP, um, the jugalos, uh, um, the there's a there's a at the gathering of the jugalos, there is a there might be a rap battle, and I believe I could win. I don't know what that thing is called where you have like uh it's like a bias that you think you can do something more because you don't know how hard that thing is to do. That's what I'm doing. I also am assuming I know more about that phrase and can't remember what it's called. It's called like the hymen score or something. It's called like the hypelskayen. I don't give a shit. Um, what was I talking about? Pedophilia or um no, but I want to be I want to prove that I could be a billionaire. I swear to God, I I I this I swear to God, I just realized this too because I was gonna try to say one thing and I was gonna try to be funny, but I then it made me think of another thing, and this is just the truth. If I was a billionaire, I would live my life like those the guys in OK Go who are just making those like and then they're just popping balloons with paint in them. They're they're in airplanes going to zero gravity, they're fucking making Rube Goldberg machines out of anything. Ah, yeah, I would just I'd just be I would just be my whole life would feel like that. I would just be what would seem like that. Like at some point you'd be like, is Bobby living in reverse? Like, yes. But it's kind of funny because he does um, you know, he does it everywhere. Like he goes and he goes, I like I like go to Subway, like fucking like hand them the sandwich, I ask him to like undo it, and everyone's like, This sucks. I start fucking throwing casts, like this billionaire rock. People helping me, people giving me money to keep me being a billionaire. That's how fun I am at it. Like, people are like, dude, remember Jesus? Like, fuck that no, um, but they're like, dude, like, dude, Jesus, that shmee just, dude. Bobby Jacks, dude. That guy, yeah, like Jesus walked on water. I know he even did the worm on the water. I know when he came, I know, and that's so exciting. I remember when I saw him do the worm on the water, but Bobby, dude, he's a billionaire, and dude, he gave us all jet skis the other day. Yeah, and sure, a bunch of people got hurt. But guess what? Those hospitals weren't doing great in those areas, anyways, because they didn't have jet skis. And now all the nurses are doctors, and all the doctors became the president. And just so you know, at this hospital, all the nurses

Billionaire Fantasies And Boat Parking

SPEAKER_02 18:40

were men and became doctors, and all the doctors were women and became presidents, so just be careful with um anything you might have been thinking in case it was wrong. Uh-oh, boat boat coming. Oh, I bet they're gonna ask me to get the fuck out of the way. And their boat is so cool. I wonder if they are gonna ask me to get out of the way. And I wonder if I'm sitting like this in defense. No, but this god, this boat's hot. Oh, it's red and gold. Oh, fuck. Oh my god, I'm about to watch them back a boat in. Which by the way, I have um backed a trailer up and like tried to attach or and like to all that stuff. I'll tell you this. There's a lot of like, there's a lot of guy stuff that are is like people like, oh, it's tough. It's like it's not really that tough. But I tell you what, fucking back in a boat into the water or back in a trail, because whenever I worked at the firehouse, like we would have to like train, and they were so they're like, you're not on the you know, you're not on the s the scuba squad yet, Steve, but you can if you want, um, you know, you can like you go get to go on like these, you're like back in the boat and then shit like that. So when you're backing it in, basically, I think I'm gonna explain this wrong too, because I didn't do very good and it was fucking over a decade ago. But basically, when you're like backing up your you know, a car, if you want to turn this way, you're like, oh, I like point my steering wheel that way. When you want to back a trailer up, you have to and you want it to go that way, you have to turn your car the other way. And I cannot tell you how much you feel like you're gonna cry in front of grown men, which not a lot of people admit that, and I'll admit that. I will admit, and not a lot of people know that it is literally that hard, and not there's and I know this because other grown men have admitted to me, and you can act tough and say you haven't. I don't give a fuck, but there's that's one of the hardest things is when you're about to cry in front of grown man and then you can't and then you don't, and then you'll have to be like, Oh yeah, dude, no, dude. I love tits. Are you crying? No, I'm trying to think about tits so I don't fucking cry. And then I'll tell you this, because there is like there's guys that are like, well, you can cry in front of guys. I'll I don't think we um we should do that. Because I've tried to let that happen, and I've also done that, and while it's happening, you're like, man. Our dads might not have been wrong about everything. What'd you just call me? Oh, wait, it's not gold. Is one side gold? No, but it's red and white, and it dude, this is a hot boat. You guys want to watch? Let's let's dude. This guy is a fucking great guy. I've no every time because just so you know, like we've all grown up with dads, or you might have you know, you might have dated a guy who was a dad, and then you backed up a boat, but like Dude, you have to be from Canada. You're being so nice. He's like helping them back up.

SPEAKER_00 21:41

I just grew up where they're like, you stupid fuck you, you turn it this way.

SPEAKER_02 21:47

Dude, I love this guy. I wish I could give this guy something, but the only thing I give him is the grace of not ever interrupting him with my life. 'Cause as we said with Buddhism, he'll give to live as me once. What if I'm next for him? I'm so sorry, brother. Look at me. Look at me. Switch lives. Yep. He agreed. He said yep. Oh, dude, they are backing the fuck out of this boat. Yeah, exactly. Right now they're turning it the other way to make it go. Hey, and you don't want to jack it. You don't want to jackknife it off, so make sure you be careful with that, you fucks.

SPEAKER_01 22:23

Straighten out the truck. Yeah, doing good. Just straighten out the truck. Straighten out the wheels now. You're right on it. Tommy, straight wheel, straight wheel.

SPEAKER_02 22:31

I can't tell if he's talking to his wife. I can't talk to his child.

unknown 22:36

Perfect.

SPEAKER_02 22:37

But whoever he's talking to, he gives the same love to everybody. And sometimes you can tell when you see another person walking by their dad. Sometimes if they're like oblivious, but with like an earnest kindness, you can tell that they got a good dad. That's so sweet. Oh my god, this dad is a fucking dad?

SPEAKER_00 22:57

Yeah, I should go in the four wheel drive. No, I think you're fine. I mean, you can do it if you want to. You're alright.

SPEAKER_03 23:03

Bro.

SPEAKER_00 23:04

This is a very steep ramp, so you don't gotta go deep. You're not even gonna go in the water on this ramp.

SPEAKER_02 23:09

Is this guy gonna make me cry? In my in my entire life, I don't think either one of my parents have ever talked to me that calm. That's so cool. And I this isn't about trauma, but it is my podcast. I tell you the fuck what? I remember I got my dirt bike on Christmas, and I know a lot of people were like, What are you fucking looking? Like, I we I worked so hard to get like by the time I had to get a dirt bike, they had to give me a different dirt bike. That's how long they were like thinking about getting a dirt bike from me. I'm like, I swear to God, that's all I want is the fucking dirt bike. I swear I don't ask, I don't even like sports, I don't even like chicks. I just like chicks because dad told me I like chicks. No, I uh so I just remember getting my dirt bike and it was like a PW80, which like I think the first one I had read was like a PW50. And I don't even know if that has like gears. I don't even know if it I think it does. I think you just like get on it and go. I don't remember. But then I had this like little PW80, and so it had like I think like fucking three gears. I had like neutral and then like up one, up two, three, maybe I I can't remember exactly. Might not even have neutral. But I remember on Christmas morning, I was like, I got a dirt bike, and as a kid, you're like, you're so excited. And I

Gentle Dads Old Wounds And Closing

SPEAKER_02 24:15

it lasted like this long because then my dad took me outside and he's like yelling at me at a shift, and I don't know what that is because I just I got this thing. You know what I mean? Like you wouldn't even yell at like a baby for like going to drink and like grabbing tit the first time like that's not my apple, you stupid fucking that's not an apple, you're like but yeah, dude, God, I dude, I think that'd be awesome. And people are like, Well, why don't you want kids? And I think I don't think I'd ever be able to be that calm, and I would want you'd have to be that calm because I feel like people become parents and then they're bad and they're like, Oh, I'll get it after while I hit my kids. And I'm like, just because you're a bad parent doesn't mean everyone else has to be like this guy over here, and this guy's a good parent, and you'll never even hear about it. And he's showing them how to start the boat. He's right now dual parenting. Me and my brother used to have to tag in to be like, okay, so dad's gonna yell at me right now, you have to go in your room and just not exist for a little bit, and he was like, Got it, and then he would get yelled at because he couldn't read because he thought that the R's were in front of the P's or whatever, and they were like, they were mad at that. Um, and we were mad at them, but you can't say anything, so then you know, everyone would go and hang out with like, you know, some people go kiss the neighbor, some people would go, you know, take off the neighbor's shirt. And so you start like doing all these things back and forth, and then you see a dad like this. Just start, just started the boat, just showed them how to start the boat. What a lovely thing. What a lovely, beautiful thing. I'm so glad I came here. I'm so glad I came here a little sarcastically and a little real, but we all live, we all live a we all live life, and you know, I'm you know, I'm fucking 35. You gotta get over this shit. And that's what I love is I was working on myself and I try to get over it, and I was even hanging out with friends who they started to resort, like go back into themselves. And we were talking about stuff, and then I said something about my dad after we were talking about stuff, and I thought we were opening up and they go, Well, you're 35, so you should probably get over that. And I go, Oh, okay, cool. What did you just say about your ex who you're still with who cheats on you all the time? I gotta grow up. Interesting. And that's you know what that's where the part that I'm really gotta like, I'm having a hard time settling into, and I'll be very honest, is I've been just fucking having a really hard time, and everyone's been giving it to me, and no one's been giving me a break. And so then I'm like, you know what? I want to be an asshole, but then you'll see a fucking angel like this, and you're like, Well, what do I want to put back into the world? So that's what I'm trying to do, is be like, I want to put that in the world. But I also feel like that's a guy too that if right now I went over there and I was like, I record bothers that. Like, hey man, we're not we're just kind of trying to hang out today, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 26:45

Like, so he might he lived, he learned, mm-hmm. Whoa.

SPEAKER_02 26:58

But um, yeah, and we're in Oklahoma. I'm going to drive to Dallas later. I don't know. Um I've never been to this club, but I've heard it's great. It's the Dallas Comedy Club. Very much looking forward to being there. Very much looking back to be going to Texas for a couple days. And uh they're gonna figure out try to maybe just grab a couple things that can fit into my car and try to drive them all back to St. Louis. We'll see. Um we'll kinda we'll kind of play that up by here. But um, yeah, I got a lot of stuff to do. We're kind of done with um the big tour I went on. Sorry, I've been gone for so long. I've just I got looked very not even stressed with that. Like it was fun, yeah, and I was stressed on the way I'm lying, but it got stressful, you know, life got in the way. I made the same mistakes I make a lot, which gets me behind and stuff, but I've not done the podcast in a while, and I don't think many people give a shit. Not in a mean way, I'm just being honest. There's 17 people that listen on some of these, but this is just practice for when I am famous, and you guys go back and be like, he was a genius the whole time, sitting by cocktails, sitting on his cock on his tail. What? Um Yeah, but that tour is over. I had a lot of fun. I worked very, very hard. I mean, I from 16 years I've been worked that hard to get the set stuff up like that, but then I also, it's like over the years, um, you get these emails and you reach out to people and stuff, and at the beginning of the year, I was reaching out so hard just to make that happen. So it was great. Um, I learned a lot for next tour, I learned a lot this tour. I made I made friends, I made some, you know, I'm already booking shows in cities I was at to come back to. So it was beautiful, and uh, I am very grateful that I get to do what I love. Um, sometimes you do want it to be easier, and if you don't think you think that's rude that I want my dream to be like that, well, you are probably talking from a person who you don't even have your dream and you're just working at a job and you can't even ask for a raise because you're a pussy. Um that's okay, and I don't care, and you'll probably and right now you're like, well, I actually can't ask for raise. I'm like, exactly. So many people are like, dude, you just gotta grind, you just gotta do this more. I'm like, well, you can't, you just shut the fuck up. Anyway, I have one of those farts that I know is actually poop. I have one of those farts right now that's like, no, I'm just a fart. And I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah, I've seen this. This is what's that uh what's that nursery rhyme? Little Miss Piggy that's no, that's no, that's your feet. Um, what's the one? Um, I'm a wolf the big bad wolf. Oh, I'm I'm your grandma. But no, why would AB at my house? Wait, I don't think I know that story. My grandma. Ah, fuck, I forgot nursery rhymes. That's why you gotta have kids to remember those nursery rhymes. But I ain't having kids. I ain't having kids. I sometimes I'm I don't have kids for so long. Sometimes I forget about kids. Sometimes I come around a corner and you'll see a kid and you're like, how's it going, brother? And they're like, I'm seven. My bad, man, my bad, my bad. I'm like, hey man, can I get two to see uh the new Spider-Man movie? He's like, I'm sitting next to you, I'm a kid. I'm like, oh my bad, my bad, my was a dumb joke. I know I feel like I'm gonna shit my fucking pants. So sometimes you act different when you're gonna shit your fucking pants. But uh the boat's behind me. Hope you guys can see the boat. Beautiful boat. It's not my boat. I got I wish I was I don't I'm glad I'm not like that. But there's a part of me that wonders what it would feel like to be that kind of guy if I just was like, thank you guys for coming out. And then I just fucking took off my shirt, took off my hat, took everything off, and dove out to their boat and just got on. I'm like, guys, where are we going today? The world is our oyster, but guess what? There's probably not any oysters in this lake. Let's go. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. How'd you know all our names were Tommy? I could just tell you're all dressed like the white Power Ranger. Catch and girl now. All right, anyway. Uh this is uh the podcast. I'll talk to you later. Um come out and see me on tour. Uh, I'll be on the road here and there. You can come see me at the gathering of the juggalos. Um, you can please join the Patreon and I will see you next time. Bye.