Ep 126: Bois d'Ark

I’m recording this one outside, and you can feel it immediately: the mic keeps slipping, the sunscreen is the wrong kind, and I’m basically troubleshooting a podcast setup while trying not to get eaten alive by bugs. It looks insane, it sounds a little unhinged, and it’s also the most honest version of what “creator on the road” actually feels like. If you’ve ever wondered what a comedy podcast sounds like when there’s no studio, no comfort, and no reset button, this is it.

While I hike around Lake Tawakoni trying to figure out where the trail even goes, I talk about living out of my car, how people romanticize it, and why “just get a job” doesn’t hit the same when you’re already working nonstop to build a stand-up comedy career. Money stress shows up too, along with the very real plan to finally purge a storage unit because dragging the past around gets expensive fast. It’s messy, but it’s also a practical mindset shift: simplify, keep moving, and stop paying for stuff that doesn’t help your life.

Then I zoom out and tell you about a genuinely great weekend at the Dallas Comedy Club, where the improv scene is alive with shows, classes, and sketch energy that reminds me why comedy communities matter. Add in a deer encounter, a hard-earned scenic overlook, and one last questionable climb, and you’ve got an outdoorsy road-trip comedy story with some teeth.

If it made you laugh or wince or feel seen, subscribe, share it with a friend who needs a chaotic walk-and-talk, and leave a review so more people can find the show. What’s the most ridiculous place you’ve ever listened to a podcast?

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Tour Plug And Quick Intro

SPEAKER_04 0:01

Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Discompobulated. I'm gonna let you guys know I'm gonna be on tour. You guys can come see me where August 20th, the Gathering of the Juggalos. I'm the headline of the Gathering of the Juggalos. I cannot wait to see you at the butcher tent at 11 p.m. Be there or probably be watching vanilla eyes, honestly, and that's where I'm gonna be too because uh I hope he brings um the ninja turtles. Anyway, here's the episode. Enjoy it.

Chaotic Setup And Sunscreen Struggle

SPEAKER_04 0:33

Hey guys, um, welcome to the episode. Um uh if you're watching visually, this is gonna look insane. But that's how I think I'm gonna do it. Let me see, is it still recording? Yeah, I think this is how I'm gonna oh, but then you got that green flashy. That's not great, but normally you still see it anyway. Hold on, Bobby. We would love if we didn't have to help you figure out the podcast. Yeah, me too. Oh, what's that comedian's name? I kinda I look I'm almost dressed exactly like him.

SPEAKER_03 1:01

And I honestly don't even know if it's okay if I can do his the impression of him. But how's everybody doing? Welcome back to another episode of Discombobulated. Ow, do I already have ticks on me? Because I started talking without putting on my walking.

SPEAKER_04 1:14

Alright, that's what we'll do first. Welcome back to the episode. This looks crazy. I have to do it like that though. Um, and I also have to um I have to get rid of this um fucking sunscreen. The worst sun. This is mom sunscreen that I have right now. This I have mom sunscreen. And this is also how low. This is also how low I have to go. I have to put on sunscreen and go hiking without my shirt on so that I can try to get views. I'm trying, and honestly, it's just gonna be it's gonna be the same people always hit on me, which is it's just um mean gay guys, honestly. It's you look gay. I'm not well, whatever. I'm like, okay, I didn't know you guys were I didn't know you guys joined the team of being mean. I hate this. I hate this kind of sunscreen. But I went to a concert and I only had the spray kind, and they're like, you can't bring that in here. I'm like, so you're gonna let me roast because you think that somehow I put a gun inside of uh sunscreen? I put a sun gun inside of the screen. Anyway, but hang on, let's get all the sunscreen on, let's get it on my belly. There's no one here to put it on my back, so I'll get to use my favorite kind, which is the fucking spray on. The spray on kind is the best because once you're like rubbing this on, it just feels like all you're doing is waiting to go have fun. You're like, oh, can I please once I'm done rubbing it in, please, please, please. But we are here at I don't even know how to say this place. I don't know how to say it without getting into it. I don't want to say it wrong and be like, that's not how you say it.

SPEAKER_03 2:49

White man, you said it wrong.

SPEAKER_04 2:52

Like tiparoonie. I have no idea. I don't know what this place is called. Um, we'll find Taiwaga. Now, see, now I'm just guessing, and that's not that's not good. All right, anyway, but yeah, I am out here on the road. I am sleeping in my car. People keep this is my favorite because I say it now with such confidence because so many people say it. They're like, man, where do you live? I'm like, oh, I sleep in my car, and they go, Oh. I've always wanted to do that. I'm like, oh, you could do it. Oh, you literally just have to do it. And they're like, Yeah, I mean, but I also love like watching my favorite TV shows and you know, not living in my fucking car. I mean, yeah, okay. We can't all, we can't all have everything. We can't all have our jack offs and jack off too.

unknown 3:42

Alright.

SPEAKER_04 3:43

Alright, so now that I've done all this and put on my fucking sunscreen for you dirty fuck. I'm gonna I gotta use this one a little bit just to make sure.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

No, no, not my cremises. What? I held my breath in my hand. Bob, you seem kind of like weird with the sunscreen. I am, I don't I don't like the burn. It's like the worst feeling. It makes me feel like you have the fucking blue. Can you guys even hear me? Because my mic fell off. Bobby, you should be more prepared for the party.

SPEAKER_03 4:31

Not mad. Speaking of liking to jack off. Deep jack off. I can't wait to be an influencer. Pega, you guys ready to get jacked off in the woods? Get off jack. Get the deep woods jacked off with Bob.

SPEAKER_04 4:50

The new scent, it's flavored with Bob, so you know the mosquitoes are gonna stay away.

SPEAKER_03 5:04

I don't know if I have to get everywhere.

SPEAKER_04 5:18

You guys ready for go for a hike? Wait, what if I did it this way? Is it less noticeable? Is this less noticeable? Honestly, kind of. It looks a little bit more boy bandy, but we're gonna try it and see how long this works. No, because I feel like is it gonna work?

SPEAKER_03 5:37

We don't even know if this episode works now because I'm doing it so fucking crazy. But we definitely can't do it like this, right?

SPEAKER_04 5:47

That's for sure, right? Anyway, thanks for sticking with me on this episode. And if you're like, dude, this guy sucks. Well, once I stop living in my car, I promise I'll also stop doing the podcast, and I won't bother any of you guys. But let's go on a hike.

Car Living And Hiking For Views

SPEAKER_04 6:04

Um, just gotta put my shit back in my fucking car. Oh, there's bird shit on that door.

SPEAKER_01 6:10

There's bird shit on that door.

unknown 6:13

My ass.

SPEAKER_04 6:14

What is this trail called? We are going to the we're at Lake Tawaka.

SPEAKER_01 6:24

Tawakoni. That's what I'm gonna guess.

SPEAKER_04 6:26

I'm gonna call it Tawakani. That's my guess.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

Oh, we got some kids over here gonna judge my ass on my walk.

SPEAKER_04 6:35

Alright. Here we go. Also, is there a place for me to throw away this coffee? If there's not, I guess we have to leave it in here.

unknown 6:47

Yeah, we gotta leave it in here.

SPEAKER_04 6:53

Alright, now that we're prepared and ready to fucking hike, let's go. Are you kidding me? I can hear my keys in my car already. And I know these kids are gonna steal everything from my car. So, fuck that guy. So this is where we're at. We I don't know how difficult it is. And also, it's a start. Right here. Alright, I hope I don't lose my key.

SPEAKER_01 7:19

Oh, if I already got bit. How deep? So I can't go that deep in the woods.

SPEAKER_04 7:23

Anyway, all right, here we go. Alright, now we're hiking, we're at miles zero. And I didn't show you guys, so if we get lost, we'll be lost together, and I won't upload it. So you actually no one will ever see this if I don't make it out. Oh fuck. Okay, but um, it said if I just kept to the right, uh, it said we would uh make it to this beautiful scenic area over here. So that's where we're gonna go. We're gonna try to make it to the scenic area. But um, yeah, I'm living in my car right now. That's where I'm at. I don't know where you guys are at in your life. People are like, dude, why don't you get a job? I'm like, I ain't living in my car and then also getting a job. I ain't working this hard to then be like, all right, fine, I'll work at FedEx. And I know some of you are like, that's what you gotta fucking do. That's what you gotta do. Well, guess what? You sound fucking ridiculous. Do you know how dumb you sound? Because every time I go into those places, every place, they're always like, I'm like, hey, how are you doing? Like, not good. I didn't even know you were allowed to say that at jobs. Every place I go, they're like, Yeah, just another day. I'm like, okay, cool, cool, sorry. I I do have to get pickle chips while I'm here. Which I've been trying to eat too because I know there's a lot of nutrients in there. But dude, there's two things that don't feel good to eat in your car, and it's like hard-boiled eggs. And for some reason, like, you can eat a pickle, but just eating a huge pickle, like I just got two eggs in my hand and a huge pickle, and everyone's like, I'm like, I'm not gay, I'm just look at this fucker. I thought that was a fucking tennis ball. Monumentally heavier than it looks. Kinda hurt my foot.

Forks, Maps, And Trail Confusion

SPEAKER_04 9:20

Oh, we got the first fork in the road. What do we do, Max? This is it left or right? I don't actually remember what he said, but we're going right. Because if we stick to the right, we'll get to the water. Wait, we're at the water already? That can't be how short the trail is. What's going on? Hmm. Oh no, it said yeah, and then I go up and around. This is beautiful over here. We'll check this bitch out. Oh my god, look at all these dude. I feel like I'm fucking gonna get bit by something for sure. Good thing I got my socks on. Oh my god. I mean, ladies and gentlemen and people of the clan.

SPEAKER_06 10:03

Like you just look at that. Look how fucking pretty that is.

SPEAKER_01 10:08

Look how pr look how pretty that is. Dude, this is so pretty. We're gonna do a little pit stop right here.

SPEAKER_00 10:25

Wow, if I do it like that, you can't see shit. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_04 10:31

Wow. I guess I'll just hold it, but then you know, if I can't set it down, then this wasn't the place to be. Is that a snake? No. Anyway, but yeah, the podcast is taking a turn. I can no longer be like, I gotta find a beautiful place. Unless I have to do it on the walk there because I'll go to find a beautiful place, and then when I get there, stuff like that happens. So then I'll be like, all right, fuck. Do you don't am I explain to you guys how I do the podcast? No, look, another little cute area. Dude, my arms look like little stupid hot dogs.

SPEAKER_01 11:09

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 11:12

Oh, dude. This is the end of the trail, dude. I am not good at trails. I'll tell you what. I guess that must be the end of it. And I know if you're like watching this, you're like, you bobby, you stupid fuck. I know where I would go. Well, guess what? You're not here, and I'm just trying to make it through and show you guys cool shit. Ew, it stinks over here. This can't be it. Hmm.

SPEAKER_05 11:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 11:41

Dude, this is hard as fuck to figure out. Because I walked to the right, and even if I brought the map, it's like it's 0.4 miles. I'm like, oh dude, I can't imagine less of a distance I know. See what the sun tells me to do? I fucking don't know, man. Let's just take a moment over here then.

unknown 12:14

Do it right like this.

SPEAKER_06 12:16

We'll put you fucks in the train.

unknown 12:19

Right? Yeah. Wow.

SPEAKER_00 12:24

That's not gonna work at all. Is it? Is it now? How about that?

SPEAKER_04 12:34

Dude, this episode sucks. I feel like I'm like, I feel like this is the footage I go. Okay, guys, so we're trying to make the show Survivor, and they told me to come out here, and I'm like, I guess we'd film it like this, and then this is my idea for the mics, guys. I don't know what you guys think. I'm also getting pretty low on food. If you guys could send help, that'd be great. There's a bear. Bobby, bears don't live there. You don't know where bears live. Yes, I do. Oh well, cool. Fucking king of bears. I think we're just gonna stop right here because I have no fucking idea where else that trail goes. No, I don't want to stop here. Ow!

Dallas Comedy Club Love And Deer

SPEAKER_04 13:12

Oh my god. Anyway, so yeah, last night um we had two shows. Uh we were at the Dallas Comedy Club, and that club was incredible. Um, and I know I always say that like clubs that I love too, because I really I mean I love what I do, so obviously I love going to these comedy clubs. But this club riffed because I saw on their website that they're like, oh, we're like have improv too. And I'm like, there's a lot of places that they'll just be like, we have improv in oh deer, there's deer over there.

SPEAKER_01 13:41

Do you guys see those fucking deer?

SPEAKER_06 13:46

Do you guys see all those cute deer over there?

SPEAKER_00 13:49

Are you shitting me? I don't even know if I can zoom in while I'm like doing it.

SPEAKER_06 13:59

No there's like a little baby ass deer over there. I wonder if they listen to my podcast.

SPEAKER_04 14:25

Do you guys think they listen to like Discompopulated? Like right now, do you think that's how they're standing at me? Like, holy shit.

SPEAKER_05 14:33

That's that trans woman from fucking Discompopulated. Booby Gay Cox in the flesh.

unknown 14:40

Look at that baby dear. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 14:42

Oh my god. I don't even know what I can show you guys as mortal. I don't wanna s I don't wanna scare them, but I do wanna have a podcast that's interesting. I'll just keep walking back until they run at me.

SPEAKER_04 15:02

I'm gonna leave them because they seem like there's a bunch of them and I don't wanna they seem like they're having a good day.

unknown 15:09

Alright.

SPEAKER_00 15:10

Bye, dear. See ya later.

SPEAKER_04 15:16

I don't know what deer say.

unknown 15:19

Alright.

SPEAKER_04 15:20

Um anyway, at the Dallas Comedy Club this whole weekend, um, and last night said like that they have improv, and I was like, a lot of places say it like that. But they really did. They had like short form and long form, so it's like all night long. It was incredible, dude. Like I haven't had I haven't been around that in a long time. Like we used to do that in St. Louis. Like we I was like, we did stand-up, I was part of like sketch groups, and um, you'd be a part of like improv teams and stuff, and when I went there, it's like our show was going on in the other room. There was another stand-up show going on, and then once that show was done, there was an improv show, and then there was like this area, so they were doing like improv classes, and then like he would go, and then like in this one back room when I would go outside to like smoke weed and shit. You walked by and they were like all doing like a table read for like a sketch show, which I was like, dude, that's dude fucking beautiful.

SPEAKER_00 16:14

Okay, that kind of that kind of seemed like a path like it would take me. It's gonna take me right to that same fucking spot, anyway.

SPEAKER_04 16:27

Um, yeah, so then last night I felt like right at home. Like I got to like get off stage. I was watching, I was with Emma Wilman, so I was watching some rehearset, and then I got to go over here and then like watch another stand-up show, and then they were doing improv, so I got to go over there and watch that, which I haven't gotten to see in forever. And then afterwards, we were all just like outside talking with a bunch of improvisers, which is so fun because I will say this like I do stand-up and I feel like you know, it's like people, you know, you can make you can make money at it, and then with improv, you really it just doesn't really work like that. Like uh, I don't remember who said that was it, Chris Gethard that was like even like on your on the best day, like you make zero dollars if you're like the best improviser. Okay, so there are bugs all over me.

SPEAKER_01 17:16

And I put on the D. What? You dude, they're all over me. Ugh.

unknown 17:26

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 17:27

Well then what's this deep spray for? I know you gotta also like let it sit or whatever, so that might have been my bad. Is that the whole loop? I think that's all I think I did the whole loop. I don't see any other part of the fucking trail. Did I miss the because it said trailhead and I didn't get any of that trailhead? Yeah, I'll give okay. Dude, can you point a little more specific to where that's happening at? Please. No, fucking seriously, please. I'm fucking hurt. This just doesn't make any sense because when you look on the map, there's like so many more places and spots to go.

SPEAKER_03 18:17

Who give a shit?

SPEAKER_04 18:19

Um, okay.

Running Out Of Money Mid Tour

SPEAKER_04 18:23

Oh yeah, and then also not only am I living in my car, but I also ran out of money because that's how money works. And there's so there's certain things I had to be like, I can't afford anymore. So I'm also gonna, after this weekend, I'm gonna take all the money I earned and go use the to have a little bit of time to go throw away shit from my storage unit in Austin that I don't use anything at. Are you like that? Like where you have so many extra things, and then all of a sudden I'm just like, dude, I've moved an orange chair from a city to city, from fucking apartment to apartment. I'm like, but it's important to me. And I'm like, well, you know what's also important to me? Fucking not paying 200 bucks a month just to have your stuff. And so that's what I have to go do is like talk like this right now. But then whenever I'm standing there, I'll be like looking at two exactly the same stickers. You don't need two stickers, but I'm gonna be looking at both, being like, I keep both, and I need to throw shit away, so that's what I gotta go like do, and I've been trying to focus on. So my brain is extra scattered right now. Like, I could even feel that like last night, my first show was awesome. Just being honest, it was a great show. Everyone um had a great time. I sold merch after it was really, really cool. And after the second show, the second show was good, but I was just kind of all over the place because I tried to download the podcast earlier, and then that didn't work. So then I had to do it like while I was at the comedy club, so that I'm doing that, and then Emma wasn't feeling good, so I also would try to be like, Hey, do you need anything for me? And then also, dude, when me and Emma get together, we I could we can talk forever. Our ADHD just they just meld so well together. So then I would also try to like leave the room so that like they could like just focus and then feel better and shit like that, dude. This is insane that I even I guess I didn't spray it on my back. Oh, dude, this hurts. Okay. I feel like I definitely went that way that time, so this time, let's go this way, let's go a different way and see how much I get pissed.

SPEAKER_05 20:25

Ah Damn.

SPEAKER_04 20:28

I know you guys can't feel this because you're not me, but it hurts.

Bugs Attacking And Finding New Trails

SPEAKER_04 20:33

Okay, here's another sign, so that feels good. Okay, there's a spine, there's a sign. I don't know what this one is, but it's okay, spring point trail. Okay, that way, and then that way's water. I want to go up here because I'm curious on what it looks like because it has the sign of a spider. And if I go over here and fucking Aragog is over here, what is that? When's that his name? Aragon or Aragog? I think Aragon. Because Aragon is like when all the air's gone, or the guy from Lord of the Rings, but Aragog, I think, is like the Hagrid's my buddy. He feeds me. Whoa. What the fuck is this? Where the fuck is oh dude, there's so much more beautiful trail. Okay, cool. Okay, guys, thank you for joining my channel.

Pentecostal Pitch And Tattoos Talk

SPEAKER_04 21:27

Um, I'm here because we're Christian, we're queer, we're living a life, baby. Uh dude, I did meet someone the other day. I think I already talked about this, but fuck it. I uh this person was Pentecostal, and they're like, hey, I know you kind of know you have kind of like some seems like you got some problems with you know, you know, the church and stuff like that. I'm like, whatever. And they're like, well, just so you know, check this out. Oh, tattoos. I got tattoos, and uh, we're we seem like pretty cool, right? You know, we're kind of we're pretty sick. I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, yeah, we seem pretty cool. Um, which is interesting when someone's like, We seem we're cool, right? Um, but they kept saying, like, how or whatever that they seem cool, and then they go, So just so you know, if you're like maybe Pentecostal, because we also we and she said it again, she goes, We get tattoos. I was like, I have zero tattoos. It's so funny when someone tries to win you over with something and they've like used the same like analogies and stuff for so long, like to like try to win you over, or like their points, and then you'll be like, Well, I don't even have tattoos, and they're like, and I'm like, I know you're scared that I'm gonna go to hell, but I'm scared that you're gonna annoy the absolute fucking shit out of me if I just keep letting you talk to me. So that's what I did. I walked away. Yeah, I did talk about that in the last episode. Wow, well, these are so back to back, and I'm super duper sorry. And I can also hear people this way, so I'm gonna go back this way on the trail. Yeah, I'm glad I came back because I was like, dude, there's no way I'm a giant. That's the whole trail that I walked. I can't be

Old Friends On The Road

SPEAKER_04 23:04

it. Um yeah, and then tonight, uh, my friend Randy, I went to like grade school with her. She, her and her husband like come out to the show, which like that's one of the really sweet things I will say is like when you're on the road and you get to like run into old friends, because like I mean, I like you if I was just in Dallas because it was like a bachelor party or something fucking stupid, you know, you don't get to come in town and then like do that. Like you, if you're out, you'll be like, Well, we're at this bar and you can maybe meet us. But since I do stand-up, like I get to invite them to a show. If they want to come, great. If not, fucking who cares? I got all day tomorrow off. We can hang out then too. Nothing ever pisses me off. I think I'm gonna go this way because I came from that way. Damn! I like this little field of this field of plenty. Let's go.

SPEAKER_05 23:56

So let's go. Uh-oh. Let's go. Tonight we're getting bit the fuck up and shit. Just like the world is all uh ours.

SPEAKER_04 24:08

We know we got SARS. Wait, what is SARS? I forgot what SARS is. I've had canker SARS. I've seen, yeah, I got hit in the head so hard I've seen SARS, but that's it.

unknown 24:29

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 24:31

Except for getting bit up right now, this is awesome. Like, I am loving this, but it does. I feel like I'm having sex without a condom, and you're like, I know what I'm I know I'm getting something right now. You ever just look down at the person and you're like, it's like, you know what I mean? You like look down and you're like, I'm I'm at least getting the flu, I tell you what. I'll be and I'll be lucky if I only get the flu. My dick is my I got my dick is coughing.

SPEAKER_05 25:08

I got so dick, I got so sick, my dick started coughing.

SPEAKER_04 25:13

Like, picture my dick doing that. Like my dick coughing. Do you if my dick coughed, would my balls, like would one of my balls go like this to cover my cough up? That's what I think. Like if I if my dick was gonna, if I was my dick and I was like, and this was my ball, I would go. And if my dick got really sneaked, it was gonna sneeze. It would, I would use both of my balls. I would use both, they would both of my balls. I'd go. Is it still still recording? Damn recording. This is not the best way to do it. You know what actually is though? Because this way it actually has a clip. So even though this looks dumb as fuck, it's actually gonna work better. And I think I can't tell, I don't think I should point it like at my mouth. That's what she said. And then they never saw her again. Oh. Just so you guys know, that thing that I kicked earlier was a boy's dark. I kicked a little boy's dark. Oh, sorry. Um, just because it was it seemed belittled to me. I didn't mean like it. Um I kicked a boy's dark. You ever kissed a you ever kicked a boy's dark? I guess I should have kissed the boy's dark. Dude, stop saying that. That's not what I meant. You ever try to do a bit and it makes no sense and then you get arrested? Did you say this? Yeah, of course. My podcast is free, you stupid bug.

The Overlook That Makes It Worth It

SPEAKER_04 26:55

This is exactly where I was trying to come. This is exactly where we're gonna end the episode. Are you God dude? Sometimes God does work in mysterious ways.

SPEAKER_05 27:03

Maybe I fucking am Pentecostal.

SPEAKER_04 27:05

I'm gonna get a bunch of pentite, a bunch of Pentecostal tattoos. Yep. Oh yeah, we found it. Yeah, we found the little spot. See? Look at this. Come on.

SPEAKER_01 27:27

Are you crazy?

SPEAKER_03 27:34

I can't even see. Shit about fuck. No. I wonder how close to the edge I can stand here, because it is just dirt and it could break, and god wouldn't that wouldn't wouldn't that be a good episode if this shit just broke and I just fucking fell off. What the hell? What in the helling? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:03

Oh my god. Yeah. I actually think I could.

SPEAKER_00 28:08

I well wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_02 28:22

Alright. Every once in a while I do boy stuff. Once in a while I play like a little boy. Stop saying boys. The boy's dark. Oh my god. That dude's dick? No, the boy's dark. What is a what is a boy's dark? That's I'm really trying to say it.

SPEAKER_04 28:46

So if anyone thinks that I'm trying to say something fucking stupid, I'm not. I'm trying to understand what a boy is the arc is. A boy's the arc.

SPEAKER_05 28:56

Buenos de arques. Maybe that's what it means. Boyos. Where's your dark tonight? I hope isn't gentlemen. And maybe he won't boys dark. But I know you will like something about this boy's dark.

SPEAKER_04 29:18

I'd fucking do a backflip off of here when I wake up. Anyway. God, this is fucking pretty. Oh, this is so pretty. If I got down there, do you think I could get back up? I can't tell. I can't even tell if I would jump if it would hurt my ankle. And then you guys would just have to be like, Bobby! I'm like, I'm fine. Please get help. How we did you didn't upload it yet.

SPEAKER_02 29:48

Anyway. What a beautiful day. I just want to take this last couple moments in with you guys.

SPEAKER_03 30:04

Sit right here.

SPEAKER_02 30:07

Sit right here and enjoy it.

SPEAKER_04 30:10

Go look at my back fat.

SPEAKER_02 30:12

See how much I got bit up by bugs.

SPEAKER_04 30:15

Fuck. See how mother sunscreen that I missed.

SPEAKER_02 30:30

What a beautiful boat. I don't care that I'm not out there on one. I love being right here hot with spiders and potentially snakes somewhere nearby.

SPEAKER_04 30:42

Anyway, that's

Sign Off And Sketchy Climb Out

SPEAKER_04 30:44

the podcast. Thank you guys for joining me. Love you. Kisses. Wait, let me try to repel off of this.

SPEAKER_02 30:56

Can't do it that way. Alright.

SPEAKER_04 30:59

Thanks for coming out. See you guys later. Bye. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 31:04

Oh my god, get back up.

SPEAKER_00 31:06

Shit. Ass. Shit. Big spiders. Hold on. Shit.

SPEAKER_03 31:15

Fuck. Shit. Shit. Shit.

SPEAKER_04 31:26

Shit. This isn't gonna hold me. It's gonna snap and hit me in the penis. Hold on. I don't want it to hit me in the penis. Bobby. This is for the breath the arc. How to go fuck. Oh! I did it! Whoa! Oh, dude, that branch almost hurt me. Alright. See, couldn't have pulled up with that one either. Alright, that's the episode. Love you, kisses. Bye.