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Wheaux & Housewives - Real Housewives Rewind - Channeling Chanel Ayan's Unforgettable Wit and Glamour

• Rumeal • Season 1 • Episode 2

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Ever wondered what life is like in the glitzy world of the Real Housewives of Dubai? Get ready to laugh out loud as we spotlight the one and only Chanel Ayan, the undisputed queen of wit and fashion. From her candid musings on stardom to her hilarious takes on everyday life, Chanel’s words are pure gold. Join us as we unearth her most iconic quotes that embody her unapologetic confidence and unique perspective on life in the fast lane. Chanel’s humor and authenticity are infectious, and we’ve got the best moments right here for you.

In this episode of Straight Gay Reviews, Rumeal takes the reins, diving into Chanel's unforgettable lines and the stories behind them. Learn why Chanel insists she’s the star of the show, and indulge in her quirky insights about fashion, fame, and everything fabulous. Whether she's commenting on her aversion to water—because of expensive hair, of course—or her hilarious take on the dubious joys of fake watering plants, Chanel's personality shines brighter than any Dubai sun. Tune in for a joyful ride through Chanel’s most memorable moments, guaranteed to leave you in stitches.

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Speaker 1:

Hey there. Hi, I'm Gay. Welcome to Straight Gay Reviews. My name is Ramil and today we're going to be doing something a little bit pointed, a little bit different. I am going to find the best quotes from the real housewives of Dubai, and mainly Chanel Ayan because she's hilarious. Mainly Chanel Ayan because she's hilarious. And sadly, I found out that it has been put on pause and we all know what that means. So, good old Chanel Ayan, I want to tag you in this and hopefully you get a kick out of it, because the things that come out of your brain priceless.

Speaker 2:

Come to Dubai, see the money, habibi. But whoever comes here, don't try to steal my stardom, because, honey, I'm the star in this series. I'm always going to look better than everybody. Do you know why I was born this way? Deal with God.

Speaker 1:

First of all, caroline, I'm a Like, first and foremost, I've always been really better than anybody. Do you know why? Why Deal with God Like who says that Chanel Ayaan?

Speaker 2:

eight, black gorgeous woman. We do not look alike whatsoever and I walk her tour from a model. She definitely wore sheen. You cannot compare or compete. Where's your shoes? My feet was hurting. Oh my God, walking without shoes bring me so much peace. Everybody should try to go back to how we oh my God, heaven was like Brooks Can you s*** together? And he was like Sarah be kinder to Brooks. We were out I just graduated high school, actually and he wanted to dance with me because I'm a f***ing great dancer, I can move man.

Speaker 1:

Chanel, chanel, ayan, ayan. I have to say one thing Love, I love you to pieces, me and you, we both can dance. Check the TikToks. That's all I'm going to say they said she has the energy, a lot of energy. She can't dance, she's not doing too bad, the queen of fashion.

Speaker 2:

It's like I'm rihanna and then nina. Mashed potatoes with no butter, please.

Speaker 1:

So that's another one right there. Uh, yeah, just yeah.

Speaker 2:

Anita, we're ready for the models, please. Okay, hi, we have our first client. You need to really pick the girls that you really want. Okay, don't forget the supersized ones too. We need more of them. What supersized Plus size, plus size. This is not McDonald's, correct, many, many big brands. They come to me to get models because I have a modeling agency, but this is the first client that ever asked me for a plus-size model. Super-size is food, it's not humans. Have you got any allergy please?

Speaker 1:

No allergy.

Speaker 2:

I'm only allergic to bullshit who calls their friends at 7 am and make them feel bad. I had not peed, I had not drunk coffee, so at 7 am, don't do that. Let me pee first. So when I met Chris, I was supposed to marry my cousin. I was given to my cousin when I was really young. This is normal in my culture and my cousin was hot, so there's not an issue with that. But I really loved Chris. How are you? Maybe I should give somebody a chance and get to know her. I want to see who she is, around her kids, around her husband. Jesus, protect me Because I might be poisoned. Who the hell knows you?

Speaker 1:

don't need to come with clubs oh honey.

Speaker 2:

I never go into the water. My hair is expensive, my creams are expensive.

Speaker 2:

You need to imagine you have a garden so you need to water your plants. I'm like where the hell am I going to water plants in JBR? You know I live in an apartment but I have three fake plants. So every morning I wake up, you fake water them, I fake water the shit out of it. Good morning, my love. I know you don't feel the water, but my psychologist told me to water you because it's going to bring me happiness. Glow glow what kind of? And when Glow glow, what?

Speaker 1:

kind of when I tell you, when I tell you that Chanel, like you make me want to, I got two real plants. I hope they're alive, but fake watering plants. Honey, fake watering plants.

Speaker 2:

I don't know what you're doing, girl. I think my therapist is from LA. I am sure I really didn't upstairs job because Caroline is Caroline and I'm iron right. You know I usually do too much, but I never blend in.

Speaker 1:

Oh honey, you're not blending in nothing.

Speaker 2:

Thank you very much. Like now I know what's like verbatim.

Speaker 1:

The other day I went to the bank and I told the guy give me my money verbatim, Love her to death. That was, that was not. That was not.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Verbatim and exactly the same words as were used originally. Yeah, verbatim In exactly the same words as were used originally. Yeah, lisa, do you want to see what I brought her? Yeah, show me, because she's so bitter over me.

Speaker 1:

She bought her lemons.

Speaker 2:

I don't know why Brooke said the things that she said. Nina, I see you for who you are Flip-flopper, skyscraper, climbing the motherfucking sky. And she's also very boring. She thinks this is normal. Why you are this? You look like a wedding dress. Girl, chanel, you have a trait. I was told to wear white honey. It's not my problem if I outstage the bride. The bride knows I'm coming. I always look good. Has nothing to outstage the bride. The bride knows I'm coming. I always look good. Has nothing to outstage the bride, I just always look good.

Speaker 1:

I love you, let me get my spotlight. They love me. Live with me.

Speaker 2:

Make up with me. Come on, you're amazing. He wants my spotlight. It's fine, I can share. No, no, no, he's Arabic, he's a brute, he's a nina. I want to say I'm going to go pee. How I'm going to go to pee, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

So again, that was Chanel Ayan from the Real Housewives of Dubai. This is Rameel from Straight Gay. Reviews by I'm Gay. Check out the Housewives. Even if you just watched the clips, the things that they say and think of are hilarious. And yeah, hopefully you guys are having an amazing Thanksgiving, the Lions are playing and that's what I'm here to talk about.

Speaker 2:

Talk to you guys later Bye.