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Wheaux & Housewives: Sudsy Shenanigans, Nostalgic Navigations, and Family Feuds with a First-Class Flair
Ever tried washing your dog outdoors and ended up wetter than the pup? Join us as we explore the hilarity that ensues when Kyle attempts this very task, setting off a series of personal anecdotes about unconventional pet bathing and how these moments connect to the latest drama on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." We dive into the episode "Sweet Home Augusta," where Sutton's trip to her hometown with Garcelle and Kyle unravels her tangled relationship with her mother, Reba. As tensions rise between Dorit and PK, we also examine the effects of their marital discord on their son, Jagger, and speculate about PK's aloof demeanor signaling a rocky path ahead.
What happens when nostalgia keeps you anchored in the past? We tackle this question by examining Kyle's emotional struggle to move forward while living in a house full of memories of her past with Mo. Through discussions on personal space and fresh starts post-breakup, we offer insights into maintaining individuality within relationships. Our conversation takes a luxurious turn as we highlight the perks of flying first class, comparing these lavish experiences with the everyday dynamics of love and friendship in the Housewives' world, adding a sprinkle of humor and first-class flair to our musings.
Prepare for a whirlwind of family dynamics and awkward dinner parties as Sutton maneuvers through her complex ties with her mother. Garcelle's heartfelt attempts to mend these familial connections prove both touching and comedic, especially during a dinner party hosted by Kathy Hilton, filled with Capri tales and mysterious ancestry revelations. We find ourselves amidst a tapestry of laughter, awkwardness, and sincerity as we explore how past experiences shape current relationships, offering our humorous take on the power struggles and reconciliations within the world of Beverly Hills' elite.
welcome to who's the housewives. It's your boy, sgr, and your girl stephy hazelnuts today hey. So, steph, this is obviously about the r-h-o-b-h and what's this episode called?
Speaker 1:it is called sweet home augusta, so they're referring to Sutton's little girl trip with Garcelle and Kyle to her hometown of Augusta.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, we see, we see. What other little highlights and tidbits can you give us today?
Speaker 1:So basically they do a time jump through the past and we kind of revisit some of the drama with Dorit and PK's relationship, how it went from lots of love to obviously not. Kyle and Mauricio go to the range and they do some target practice With some pew-pews, Gotcha With some pew-pews and Bose's earrings God, you know the episode isn't about Bose's earrings, but she wears the biggest earrings ever and all I can think about every time I see her is God, her ears have got to hurt.
Speaker 2:They do. But it's fashion, it's fame. Shout out to Boze Dude. I'm on a Boze train steal.
Speaker 1:He's always on the Boze train baby, on the bow's train baby. So um first, uh, we sort of see kyle giving her dog an unconventional bath and I wanted to know what's the strangest way you've ever bathed your dog?
Speaker 2:truly being in the bath with them or the shower with them. I mean, I was in swimming trunks but I was like come here and I'm like trying to wash them. Uh, that was probably the weirdest, because I mean you're trying to like calmly get them to understand the water's not just a play type of situation. I guess I should have said that was like not a dog, it was a cat.
Speaker 1:But that's fine.
Speaker 2:You know same. You know where you're like what Calm down.
Speaker 1:So Kyle's dog must get into something and she's like bathing it outside in the backyard and all I could think was just like, oh my god, how stupid do you have to be, like this dog's gonna take off running. So it was just kind of funny. I wanted to ask that.
Speaker 2:But her life where she's figuring out the single life, and I can tell you she's never had to watch a song before, because she wouldn't have did that.
Speaker 1:She wouldn't have, like is running through the backyard with like soap on its body, just I'm out of here. So basically, garcelle goes to visit her girl, sutton, and Sutton invites Garcelle to a trip to Augusta. And it's a little bit awkward in this moment. And it's not really awkward because she's inviting her to go meet the parents, essentially, but it's kind of awkward just because I think Garcelle is sort of like why aren't we inviting all the girls on this trip? And then Sutton sort of clarifies like hey, this is kind of just a weird situation with my parents. I think like having a lot of us there would make things kind of intense. So they decide to invite Kyle ultimately. What are your thoughts or feelings on that?
Speaker 2:So if it's not a full girl trip, it's not a girl trip. But I mean, there's a reason why Sutton was being super protective and I feel like we're going to uncover that a little bit in this. So I don't want to give that away because I know it's one of your questions. But sometimes you got to trust your gut and her gut, selling her not to invite all the people because she already knows the dynamics of what's happening.
Speaker 1:So like Sutton and Reba that's her mom Reba. Uh, definitely have like kind of a a weird relationship. But we'll talk about that a little bit later.
Speaker 2:Really, you don't say we'll talk about it.
Speaker 1:This is awkward man. Um so Bose and Dorit sort of have a meeting and we sort of find out that Dorit reached out to PK regarding Jagger, finding out on the Internet that dad and mom are not doing so well, and Dorit elaborates on this and sort of talks about how she messaged PK and was like hey, your son found out about this, what do you want to do? And PK ghosted her for over a day and then his eventual response was hey, I'm at a wedding. Thanks, bye.
Speaker 2:So I want to say this, and this is one of those types of things where I'm kind of coming from a place of honesty. I won kind of coming from a place of honesty.
Speaker 1:I won't say empathy or sympathy, but honesty.
Speaker 2:When I went through my breakup there were situations where we were having like arguments and in the past we would have like stayed in it, and I remember saying like I'm just over it.
Speaker 1:I'm like we don't have to have this discussion because we're not together anymore. I'm like we don't have to have this discussion because we're not together anymore.
Speaker 2:I think he's literally dusting his hands of a lot of different situations because even earlier in the season, what did he say? Oh, we're not going to talk X amount of days, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. He didn't say that we're talking every day. We're not going to do that. He's trying to set up his boundaries. I don't think that saying that I'm at a wedding was the proper answer. I think, as a parent, you could have said like hey, you know or not even answering the phone.
Speaker 2:Can we talk about this? Can we set up some time to talk about it? I think that would have been a better way of handling it, but that's my opinion. What say you?
Speaker 1:So I sort of say that PK and Dory are definitely headed for divorce, if that wasn't already clear, I think you're right. Pk has washed his hands of the entire relationship, like I think he's ready for it to be done. And I think that Dorit was sort of holding out hope, like she thought, like maybe that this is just like a separation, maybe it won't end in full fledged divorce, but it's definitely seeming like PK is just done.
Speaker 2:Divorce divorce. Babe Divorce divorce.
Speaker 1:What's the new?
Speaker 2:album about Adele Divorce, divorce. Babe, divorce, divorce, divorce. I just have to say that yeah, so you can go ahead and ask your next question of the night.
Speaker 1:A question. Well, maybe we'll get to a question. Um, keely and bows go out for a dinner at boulevard steak, or steak boulevard. It looks phenomenal, bows looks beautiful, keely looks awesome in his cheetah prince shirt and they start to have yeah, he's very, he's cute.
Speaker 1:Um, but they start to sort of have a talk about the timeline of their relationship and, as you know, we all kind of know, bose is in her late 40s and she's wanting to have another kid. She's having health issues right now. So I think in her mind she's like so when are we going to make this happen? And keely doesn't don't think, give her the answer that she's looking for. You know they sort of talk about this timeline issue and he's like well, I appreciate you giving me like the space to sort of grow in this and I just don't think it landed well. But what say you Like? Do you feel like, if you're talking fertility and being serious about something, is it appropriate to just bring it up and just go for it, or do you think that Keely's right to be a little bit standoffish?
Speaker 2:Everyone has their own opinion. I hate to be so neutral and everything, but I like Bo's because she's direct. I like Bo's because she has a question. She's only trying to answer his question, which is hey, you want to have kids. You're talking about this. This is my timeline, I realize, and I'm going to backtrack for a quick second and link it together. It's how I communicate, I come from sales.
Speaker 1:I'm very direct and I was talking to someone today and they're like well I don't want to go approach it this way.
Speaker 2:We're different people. Not everybody is going to be rubbed the same way and not everyone's going to like what I do. We're different people. I know it works for me and that's the only way I can be. I can tell you how to be authentic, like often, for whatever reason, I struggle with that word when I'm talking in here, authentically you, but I also have noticed that, like from everything I gather, bo is just a straight shooter and a direct person. She comes from the boardroom.
Speaker 2:That's why she was talking about in an earlier interview. This doesn't bother me. These ladies can come, At least I know that they come from a shady space, paraphrasing, of course.
Speaker 2:You had to dodge and duck and see who was on your side in these boardrooms where, okay, you mean a shady, I can see that in my life. So that's kind of like I don't feel like she's wrong and I don't feel like Keely's wrong. I think that it brought it to his attention but at the same token, that's all that she did, in my opinion.
Speaker 1:And she also sort of drops like some information on him. She's like, by the way, I want to be married. I don't want to have a kid out of wedlock. So we may be looking at a Real.
Speaker 2:Housewives wedding. I don't know. I'm going to tell you one thing about Ms Bozema. Ms Bozema, st James, st John, I love her. Listen, she's still with that man on Instagram. I'll be up there like it for the gods. Yes, honey, yes.
Speaker 1:And for her sake and their sake, I do hope, if they are going to have kids, they are able to get married, because it seems like that's what Bo's wants, and I do want to just like support their relationship, so sending lots of blessings to those two. Right now we love. Right now we love. So, like we sort of talked about earlier, kyle and Mo go to the range and I sort of forgot about something that was mentioned but Kyle's house actually got robbed and they stole all of her vintage handbags, her jewelry, stuff that her mom had left her, and she sort of attributes going to the range with. Like you know, I want to be able to protect myself. I'm living at the house alone and I was just wondering have you ever been to the range before?
Speaker 2:It's like the most exhilarating and liberating thing that you can do, and one of the things I liked about the range is how much power I feel like you have. And I understand why people like pew-pews Truly I do. They're different ones that do different things. Growing up in a house with a police officer retired, obviously, no matter who it is now we weren't allowed to play with pew-pews. We weren't allowed to handle them nothing. She literally told me like if you play with this.
Speaker 1:It's not allowed to you.
Speaker 2:Obviously that wasn't worth it back then and there, but I've never been afraid of it and, yes, I went to the range. And I enjoy it personally, but I feel like the issue is pew-pews don't unalike people. People do, so that's all. What about you? I?
Speaker 1:totally agree with that. It's not really the pew-pew's fault, it's the people's fault.
Speaker 2:I mean it's not really the pew, pew's fault, it's the people's fault. I mean cutting up the vegetable and you know, versus cutting up some flesh. But that's neither here nor there. I mean, I don't cut up flesh, allegedly, I do not cut up flesh. I have to say that, lord, have mercy first on sgr.
Speaker 1:I mean, I heard you admit it. Uh, no, I'm kidding, um. But so Kyle and Mo have a talk and it leads to Kyle basically saying that she doesn't really feel like she's having a fresh start because she's sort of in the same place. She's still living in the house where they raised their family and Mo is moving on. He's got his own apartment, own furniture. Do you feel like that would make it hard for Kyle to have a fresh start?
Speaker 2:Absolutely. I don't think this is the thing. So the next relationship I'm in, I want to live separately. I don't want to move in together up until maybe we're married or engaged and I know that sounds silly. But I don't have to live with you to enjoy you together up until maybe we're married or engaged and I know that sounds silly, but I don't have to live with you to enjoy you. You have your space, I have my space and even when we get married maybe we still have separate spaces.
Speaker 2:People think that that's weird, people think it's funny, but some days I don't look at you, some days I want to be alone and I remember being in a relationship with someone who I was with for five years of my my life and there were days where I was frustrated, and it's like when I'm frustrated you're following me around. So, going back to your question, I do feel like she has not gotten that first one.
Speaker 2:She's still sitting in all of the memories, all of the drama, all of the feelings and she's trying to break through it, but like, as you can tell, kyle don't know how to work technology. Kyle don't know how to wash these dolls, kyle don't know how to do none of this stuff. She might sell the house, but if she sells the house, there are all the memories that are like their first home was immaculate. But didn't she sell it to Sutton? Or like, rented it to Sutton or something? Sutton Caused it to burn down? Sorry, not for real. For real, fully, I don't think it was more like she forgot to open the fireplace and it was smoke damage or something, but anyway, If you had a low-key accidentally killed someone, that would have been so bad that part.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, I kind of feel like it's eh, eh. I kind of feel, eh Like I hear her. I feel like if she wants to change it, she'll change it.
Speaker 1:I do feel like maybe this is partially like why her and Moe haven't gotten a divorce yet, like because Kyle hasn't like gotten to the point where she's wanting the fresh start and, like you said, she's living in these memories and she's remembering like all the good times their daughters growing up, like like they did like kind of a montage of, like you know, her and mo moments and it a lot of happy memories happen there. Just like I feel for kyle I know people have been giving her a lot of crap online about everything this season but I do feel for kyle. I just feel like it's got to be really hard for her, but I'm glad to see that her and mo are able to at least talk and communicate like adults, because we'll see that this is not the case for everyone. Um, so if I planned a trip to go to augusta, would you get up at and be on like at the airport at 5am for me, ramil?
Speaker 2:That's who I am as a person. Am I not always early to events and I'm not always there in on time for you? Heck for your birthday, was I not an hour early?
Speaker 1:You really were, you're, you're, you're fantastic when it comes to like the time management.
Speaker 2:I'll be there. People like I'm ready to go. I'm not ready to go. I'm going to be like I'm playing my video game and reading my book. Baby, I'm not going to talk to nobody because people will hit me with. I'm not a mortar person. Say less Bye, I'll go, sit my black ass down and mind my business. That doesn't bother me. People have it bother me. People like get out for me, I'm not happy. I mean, you know, I've actually recently had people apologize to me.
Speaker 1:I'm so because the days I used to like, oh okay, you got, who pisses your cheerios, now just like walk away, walk away. So and I I do have a question have you ever flown like first class or like on a private plane ever, like?
Speaker 2:I just wondering darling, I fly first class. I have never in my life ever flown first class you need to take a girls trip and you need to fly first class because they lush you up?
Speaker 2:I obviously don't drink, so I get my little cranberry juices, my little sparklings and all that other stuff. You don't have to worry about the flight. They bring you a meal. I only fly Delta. They bring you a nice little meal and it's see. The issue is you gotta be on that app cause they'll tell you what they're going to bring you. Don't go over there. And breakfast is the worst Charcuterie boards I love charcuterie boards.
Speaker 2:No, it's not as good as the local Delta does this whole locally organic? I'm like girl, give me this food. I was real sad. I wanted the chicken deal. They had beef. I said, you know, I'm going to eat this little stupid ass. I'm going to eat that like good. But yes, to answer your question, I have Not. Internationally, internationally, even when I have the money, they have this thing called Delta One, 20 grand. You're crazy as hell. I'm not paying 20 grand to fly seven hours. I'll be with the comic book. It lays you down. It's a whole experience. So yeah, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2:First Class is nice, but I'm taking it back to one of my favorite movies, bridesmaids, and even an episode of Girlfriends which we will watch one day. I'm telling you, we will watch Girlfriends and you will literally fall out and cry. I smell, coach. We're closing off the You're. You will literally fall out and cry. I smell, coach. You're not supposed to be up here. Excuse me, I think she's supposed to be back there. This is open. You're not really helpful. Stove, it's pronounced Steve. Well, it should be pronounced stoves, but anyway, sorry, I did a whole side segment right there about the quotable quotes. But yes, I flew in a first class. It is a nice experience to get on the plane, get settled. You have more leg room. That's really the reason why I do it.
Speaker 1:Even in Delta Comfort Plus there's more space, so yeah. Yeah, so how do you think that Sutton arranged for the girls to fly on this trip?
Speaker 2:uh, how do I think, or what how do you think?
Speaker 1:because I know that you're blind reacting right now.
Speaker 2:I want to know, the people want to know I think that she, I feel that sudden spends money on the things that sudden wants to spend money on knowing her and I don't think that she put the best foot forward. But go ahead and tell me no you're, so, you're so.
Speaker 1:I love you so much you are so spot on Like Garcelle is up there being like. You know, I thought I was flying with Sutton. I was expecting, like a private jet, somebody to massage me and they were like onton. I was expecting like a private jet, somebody to massage me and they were like on like a, just like a normal plane. I'm sure it was still like nice, I'm sure that they were still flying like first, on like a normal plane, but I think it's not like a private jet. It was just a really funny moment and it's just. I think you're right. Sutton spends money on what she wants to spend money on. It's. It's like is she not wanting to spend money on her friends or is she she just like that unexcited to go to augusta to see her mom that she's just like. Let's just make this terrible from the get-go because again blind reacting.
Speaker 2:Obviously, guys, I did not finish this episode but you saw when and maybe this does happen this episode, or maybe next episode where, like son's mom, reba does not say I love you and garcelle retorts and like you should probably, like you need to stay out of it. Does that happen, this episode?
Speaker 1:stuff. So it doesn't happen this episode. But they do sort of talk about why it's kyle and Garcelle going on this trip and basically they say it's because, you know, kyle and Garcelle have both lost their parents and Garcelle, I love Garcelle. Like right now she's just really giving, but she's just like you know, I would give anything to be able to talk to my mom, just like have one more conversation again, and I think that Garcelle's intentions here are really pure. I think that Garcelle's intentions here are really pure. I think that she understands. She's like at the other end, where you've lost a parent and you can't go back like once it's done, it's done. And I think she just wants to repair the relationship and maybe it's a little ill-advised, but I think that it has good intention.
Speaker 1:The intention is there, but you the one thing that I'm learning in 2025 and beyond is the only person I can control is me.
Speaker 2:You know. I shared with you today that you know I had a crappy day at work and one of the reasons I had a crappy day at work is because someone felt like I did them wrong and they wanted me no longer as their specific person, which is completely fine. Take it away from me and give it to someone else, because I can't have you understand what I'm trying to do and I tried to explain something to my mentor. My mentor was just like well, we're going to have to agree to disagree.
Speaker 2:There's an onus on the person and there's an onus on me. I can only do X, I can't do Y. That's it. That's where I'm at in life now. If you don't provide Y, I can't provide X. I'm dusting my hands of it. So take it and give it to someone else. That's where I'm at now, going back to the conversation at hand because, everyone always thinks I'm so random.
Speaker 2:That's just how my brain works. There's onus on both parts. Garcelle trying to be the person in your mediator. We see that that did not work Immediately. We saw that that didn't work in the trailer and the relationship is probably so severed between Sutton and Reba for a reason. Maybe it's the death of the father, because Sutton has nothing but high praises to say about her father, nothing I didn't even know she had a mom. I'm not trying to be funny.
Speaker 2:I know that sounds silly, but like I thought, her mother passed away up until these last few episodes.
Speaker 1:So that's all I have to say. Her mom was actually on an episode in 2001 where Sutton opens up her store and I think a lot of this baggage comes from that partially because Sutton opens up the store and is like showing her mom around the store and she has like a whole moment with her mom and it's like crying, it's just like you know, I just really want you to be proud of me and proud of what I've done. And her mom's like OK, you want to show me around, like, and it was really awkward.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. Not everyone is emotional. My mother reacted completely different to me coming out than most people. You know what I'm saying. So not everyone is loving um, and I'll share another personal anecdote, or. You know that's not antidote, you know I'm trying to say a personal affect anecdote, anecdote. Thank you. I was like that, don't sound right. I'm not trying to heal anyone. Uh, my antidote darling to me growing up, which I think is wild, or to my mother why do you love her?
Speaker 2:meal so much. And again, sgr is her meal room. It was SGR and she's like because I birthed him, that's my son, I love him well, my mother never told me that she me. I think it's weird that you tell him that you love him. I'm just like there is a form of jealousy. And then, you know, I had another conversation with my cousin and he's like grandfather was X. Your dad is softer because of how grandfather treated him. You can pull the softness out of your father.
Speaker 1:It has nothing to do with my sexuality, but you pull the softness out of your father.
Speaker 2:It has nothing to do with my sexuality, but you put this office out of your father because you're a different man than he is.
Speaker 1:I'm just like I don't feel like I should have to go through all of that.
Speaker 2:That's the difference where I'm tired of always having to be up here and helping people and when people are not doing the same.
Speaker 1:What's the most awkward meet the parents you've experienced.
Speaker 2:I'm here in kryptonite so it's not really awkward. I think if we're going to tell a story, we can tell a story about the time that you knew I was gay and your parents didn't. That's probably the most awkward one. Do you want me to tell that one?
Speaker 1:You can.
Speaker 2:That was you meeting my parents as like gay you know one of the things I always love about your parents and I call your mom, mom I sometimes I'm trying to call your dad.
Speaker 2:Dad, I keep you like all right, all right, that's too many. So what happened? I'm sorry I can't tell the story because it's so's so funny. It was like coming out again.
Speaker 2:So what happened was your boyfriend at the time had slept in the office slash like guest room, and your parents the way that your home was set up the second floor there was a bathroom, guest room was over here like kind of the hall of your parents' room, parents room and your room and, um, I remember sleeping in your bedroom on the floor and obviously your boyfriend at the time, everyone, not everyone, your parents didn't know I was, and this is not funny, but it's hilarious to me, it's not at all. I remember like you going downstairs and then it's like I'm saying that shit, I was like what the hell? And then you're like you're gonna have to get up and go ahead and go home. I'm like okay, like it's fine, and then you like told me and I thought it was the funniest shit in the world I was like well, he's never told us he's gay and he's like he hasn't even told his own mom he's gay, so why would?
Speaker 1:he tell you, dear lord, it was just like such a weird encounter. It was probably like the weirdest meet the parents encounter because, like to me, I never even had sex with my boyfriend, but like I would have been mortified if, like I, like my parents woke up and my boyfriend was like sleeping in my room, because I would just assume that they would assume that like something nefarious is going on, like sexually. So I was like trying to think of like well, ramil was leaving late, like just trying to be respectful of everybody and I didn't really want you sleeping on like the couch in the living room. Because then, like when my parents got up, like it just would, it was just, it was f from the start. It really was, because like there was no winning, they just assumed that like I don't even know, okay.
Speaker 2:I think the real reason and this is a conversation I will have with you now because obviously millions of people I think it was like the Laura and Mo situation of it all I think your parents thought that that's what was going to happen between us. We've been brother and sister ever since we met. We have Ever had an argument, which is so funny. When I say that we do disagree on tons of stuff, we'll be like, hey, da-da-da, but we don't have arguments. That's probably the weirdest one, because I don't meet a lot of people's parents. They'd be able to calm down, stop, stop.
Speaker 1:So yeah, and I mean now everything is totally fine, my parents absolutely adore you. It was kind of funny they that was when they met you as gay. So here you go, story time. So garcelle, bringing it back to the housewives, gives reba a gift, and I think that this is really sweet. I feel like it's nice when, like friends, significant others, bring the parents a gift. You know to just say like hey, thanks for hosting, kind of a thing. You've done this with my parents, you do this all the time. Garcelle gives reba like a really beautiful scarf from sax fifth avenue and it did not stick. The landing for reba it was.
Speaker 2:It was rough it wasn't going to. And the reason why is I? I feel that she doesn't need that type of stuff. She's not the glitzy glammy Like how big is her home?
Speaker 1:It's actually really big. So they have a house that they kept and then there's like a house on the property that they live in, but they kept this like the main house where Sutton grew up, to like host the grandkids, basically. So they have a really big piece of property and they sort of seem glitzy and glammy. Like one of the rooms is called like the princess room. It seems like they named the room in rooms in their house like it's like kind of like a, like a bed and breakfast or something I don't know okay, the reason why I asked is I don't think that she is impressed by the stuff, because she has stuff.
Speaker 2:So I think that I think that her intentions are good. Again, garcelle, we acknowledge that. But you can't control other people's reactions. So, knowing Garcelle, she probably would have said something sassy, like I should have just kept this at home.
Speaker 1:If she didn't like it, I should have just returned it. You know, you could have shown up with nothing like Kyle.
Speaker 2:There you go. Quote of a quote of the week. Just told you, I know Garcelle said something, but anyway.
Speaker 1:No, and I think Sutton's mom is kind of like well, where are the strings attached to this scarf? She, I think Sutton's mom, is kind of like, well, where are the strings attached to this scarf? She's like, well, why is this happening? So I think she just maybe has a suspicious mind. So she's just like well, why is she being so nice to me?
Speaker 2:But that's not the point, because everyone is that way.
Speaker 1:But yeah anyway, oh, they're talking about the kids and Reba calls Sutton's son James weird. He's like he's really smart but he's really weird. And then it becomes like really kind of an awkward moment because she also says that Garcelle's son is kind of weird and is like well, I know, he's weird, you know. And then Kyle's like I feel like I need to say that my kids are weird. It's just like an awkward moment, it's just not very comfortable, and I'm glad I wasn't there, I was just like watching it. I just feel like it's that scene in super bad where Michael Sarah's character punches that girl in the boob and he doesn't know what to do afterwards, Like and you're just like, oh God, I hate this, but um, it's kind of funny but guess who makes a return this episode?
Speaker 2:LVP? No, kathy Hilton. Oh girl, I knew that. I saw that in the beginning. I didn't get it. Why don't you say it? Because I'll be thinking you listen, we be living for Kathy, we love a good Kathy Hilton, but we don't be thinking, listen, we be living for Kathy, we love a good Kathy Hilton, but we don't be thinking about Kathy Hilton, honey. Because Kathy Hilton is like that lovely gift that just appears and she's just here and you know, she doing her little beauty treatments with her IV. I've been like Kathy one day I'm going to live your life, honey. I'm just going to hop in your body and just live your life, and she is.
Speaker 1:She's so fantastic, so she hosts Kathy's Capri dinner, based on her time when she was in Capri, italy, and it's very like lemons and beautiful like floral. It's very, very nice. But she brings up the fact that when she was in Capri, she bumped into a lady who knew everything about her and said that she was Chinese, dating back from like 300 BC. What are your thoughts?
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, like crazy.
Speaker 1:Cause I can like. I know everything about you.
Speaker 2:I know your history dating back to 300 BC, like no Kathyathy, but the thing that I love about kathy is kathy's patient enough to listen and she probably was like oh yeah she was pretty. She was pretty intelligent. It seemed like she knew exactly what's going on my whole life.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, okay and I I do wonder if this was like sort of like a psychic or like a medium that tries to like read people because like eric, I think, is like oh, did you do ancestry? And she's like no, I just met this lady first and foremost.
Speaker 2:So kathy, the only psychic that's been on this show, apparently was right, and that's all I'll say she was man.
Speaker 1:It's a mini.
Speaker 2:Never emotionally fulfill you ever you will never emotionally fulfill you. I'm happy about my marriage.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she was 100% right. Just give it time Listen.
Speaker 1:I didn't age well, it didn't age well. So back to Augusta. Garcelle, kyle and Sutton go out to dinner at Luigi's and Garcelle basically says she's going to try and mend the fence between Sutton and her mom and we sort of talked about this. But I do just want to make a note that it's going to get way worse in Augusta because Garcelle God love her she has the best intentions but it's just. It's going to be rough, but Sutton's all for it. I just want to like put that out there. Sutton's like okay with Garcelle intervening. I think Sutton feels a little bit powerless in her relationship with her mom at this point and she feels like she needs, like this third party to like give insight. I just don't know that Garcelle's like the right person for Reba, but we'll see.
Speaker 2:Anyone is the right person for Re Reba, but I want to let you finish your statement. I'm sorry, I just had to interject and say that because she doesn't want gifts, she doesn't understand love, she doesn't have anything nice to say, so it's just like did she say anything nice?
Speaker 1:I mean, yeah, she said that James was weird, that was nice. I mean, like she, she said that James was weird, that was nice. She could have said something worse. I mean, I'm just trying to give her the benefit of the doubt. She is hosting these women like in her home, to be fair. So I feel like that act in itself is like nice. You know, it's not Sutton's house, it's her parents' house.
Speaker 2:So in token, she had to have called to let her mother know she was coming. She also had to have had a conversation and saying hey, so like if I moved out of state or if I went and traveled, I'm like hey, I'm bringing my friends.
Speaker 2:I'm like OK, bring them, we'll find a place for them to sleep. That's how the conversation goes and the reason why I kind of like I have this, this retort, this, this, this. I don't like that. Like, extend your, your kindness to my friends. I know you don't have to, but extend your kindness to my friends, welcome them in warmly. She ain't warm to Sutton, so if she ain't warm to Sutton, she ain't gonna be warm to these people. And that's the thing. Like I, I'm crazy. If I knew my mom was crazy. We're not staying on the property.
Speaker 1:I don't care if she's crazy, we're not staying on the property.
Speaker 2:I know my mom was crazy, but we're going to come back and forth. Wait what? We're going to come back and forth. The time I was going to travel to see my sister where she was, I told my ex we ain't staying with her. What? We ain't staying with her. She got too many kids. I love my sister and I got worried about my mama and my dad. It ain't happening. We need peace. We'll come there during the day. We'll go back to the Airbnb at night, but that's the type of person. I am Because.
Speaker 1:I don't like.
Speaker 2:I love my sister and I love my nieces and my nephew, but I just I know who I am as a person. I like my quiet.
Speaker 1:I like my peace I like my space so yeah, I want to go back to the Capri dinner because that's kind of how the episode goes. It's like back and forth between Augusta and this Capri dinner. I think Bo's had the most quotable quote of the episode. She says that's the smoothest shade I've ever heard and she's referring to like Kathy is trying to have a heart-to-heart with Doreen and you can kind of tell that Kathy is just like really removed from everybody's relationships, like people are friends with her but like she don't. She doesn't really. I don't think she really knows or cares about much of anything that's going on. Why would she? I know, I know, but so dorit is telling her about pk and kathy's like, uh, oh, how, how old is he? And dorit was like, um, you know he's 56, and kathy was like, oh, I thought he was 56 when I met him. It was the smoothest shade, it was just really funny. And Bo is just she was right and she was basically trying to say PK looks old and she's right. So Dorit gets a seven page email and this is where the tea gets real.
Speaker 1:This episode. It basically is outlining the expectations PK has for her, her responsibilities. She's supposed to be now paying the mortgage and the bills and essentially they talk about the community property law and this is something that they have in California which basically states that if you've been married for 10 or more years, you're considered to be in a long-term relationship. So then the state, when you get a divorce, will split everything 50-50. And right now PK and Dorit are at the 9.5-year mark. So it definitely seems like PK the financial issues that he's been suffering are like catching up with him and he's wanting to like get this divorce and get it now, because if not, dorit's going to get 50% of his assets.
Speaker 2:And this is what I'm going to tell you. So we're on the same page. People in this world have the money, but they don't have the money, if you've noticed, because it's not that.
Speaker 1:I brag about the money In every other franchise, the housewives is oh, I have money, I'm good.
Speaker 2:I'm not. Bravo does this Today in a little small clip that I worked. Erica's furniture was $37,000.
Speaker 1:Erica didn't say I paid $37,000 for his furniture. The man goes. Okay, the total is $37,000. That's how that goes, and it's always she said don't worry, I don't need to hook on the streets, that's what she said.
Speaker 2:Okay, quote unquote that is so. I feel that he's trying to make a clean break and it's not clean, it's very messy.
Speaker 1:So and it definitely seems like it's gonna get messier, and erica just says it best when she's just like he doesn't want you back. You need to just be done with it and I think that that's probably the most solid advice at this point that dorit is getting from everybody. Erica has just gone through this and um is coming out in support of dorit, though erica is a little bit hurt. This episode I don't know if you remember, but she's actually from the south and when the girls go to augusta she's only like nine hours away from like her mom and her childhood home and she's sort of confused why she didn't get invited on this girl's trip. I'm sorry, I keep saying it's a girls trip because it is a girls trip, but it's not a girls trip.
Speaker 2:I mean, it's only a girls show. The whole cast is called the housewives. So, like whatever, I will tell you that this, I feel, is the first fracture point. If you didn't notice, this is the first fracture point. And if we go back because last week was like the midseason reveal this is when they're going to start bumping heads, and I'm talking about Sutton and Erica. I'm talking about Sutton and, if you notice, this is the tipping point, because who did she invite? Her close friends. Her close friends are Kyle and Garcelle, her close friends do not include Eric or Dorit or Bose.
Speaker 1:She purposely invited who she I don't even know if Sutton has close friends, because I feel like she talks smack about everybody but Garcelle, which you know it's always been Garcelle.
Speaker 2:Garcelle and her are right or dies like this. My only issue is Sutton, as well as Kyle, live in this La La Land fairy tale that if there's something going on in their lives, no one else matters.
Speaker 1:And that's my only issue with Sutton and Kyle. Well, that about wraps us up for this episode.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, I want to leave you with a question. If we were to take a girls trip, where would you go?
Speaker 1:I hope it would be someplace warm.
Speaker 2:Disneyland. I just wanted to make sure Disney World for sure.
Speaker 1:Disney. World so can I tell you how bummed I am right now. I was down like the TikTok reiktok reels of like disney and universally yesterday and I found out that the new harry potter ride that's opening at epic universe opens may 22nd and I come back from florida on may 18th. I I'm so sad right now always go next year year. I mean maybe you never know what happens. I mean it might not work out, but I'm just really bummed because I'm going to be there. I'm going to be so close yet so far.
Speaker 2:Extended problem solved.
Speaker 1:I mean I might just have to hook on the streets to bribe some people to be able to ride on the ride. Just start hooking at Universal. This has been your boy SGR and your girl Daffy Hazelnut.
Speaker 2:And we'll be back next week for our Losing House Facts.
Speaker 1:Bye guys.