See It Or Stream It: Carousel Capers, Technological Twists, and Romantic Revelations with a Dose of Campy Chills

What happens when romance meets horror in a wildly entertaining way? I, SGR, invite you to join us on See It Or Stream It as I discuss the quirky yet thrilling film "Heart Eyes," a unique blend of star-crossed lovers and a mysterious killer targeting couples. With Olivia Holt's Ally and Mason Gooding's Jay at the helm, this movie catapults you into a world of campy horror and unexpected laughs. Rated a solid 4 out of 5 stars, this film cleverly integrates technological twists and a plot that keeps you guessing, especially when it comes to the surprising revelation of the killer’s identity.

From the epic carousel scene to the hilariously memorable quotes, we cover it all while remaining spoiler-conscious for those eager to experience the movie firsthand. Will HEK's tech-savvy antics keep you on the edge of your seat? And how does a metal straw become a pivotal tool in this delightfully eerie narrative? We promise laughter, gasps, and a recommendation that "Heart Eyes" is a must-watch for any fan of romantic comedies with a thrilling edge. Tune in and find out why this film deserves a spot on your streaming list.

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:00

Welcome to Cedar Streaming. It's your boy, sgr, and this one is about hard eyes, so go ahead and rip the band-aid off. I'm definitely going to say this is a 4 out of 5, something that I'd recommend seeing in the movie theaters. If you like that good old rom-com spent on that little campy horror, this is the movie for you, without giving away too much. You got Olivia Hope, who's Allie, mason Gooding, who's Jay, and they play these star-crossed opposite opposing lovers in 2024-2025, where HEK, which stands for Hard Eyes, unaliver is in. Yeah, he basically takes out those that are couples, although you kind of find out that anyone that's in their way gets taken out. Uh, the movie opens up with some interesting plot points and some interesting things. I did things a little bit different this time. I actually will give you guys an unaligning count, um for this movie, and I think I'll do that with a little bit more uh movies, uh, and I can't wait to get into the quotable quotes. But again, this is a see it. This is a four out of five. Stop here now if you don't want to hear spoilers. That's basically what I'm going to tell you, um, so I'm going to go through all of the quotable quotes before I give you the reveal.

Speaker 1: 1:22

Um thought that HEK Was an incel version troll who stayed in the mom's basement. Everyone has a fetish. This is a kink. You need to stop Hate fucking yourself. I'd change an adult diaper If it wasn't the name of love. You ditched me. These muscles aren't made for fighting, they're made for cuddling. Hww, hysterical white woman, you're a terrible shot. By the way, don't push it, romeo, we're not together. That happened multiple times in the movie we brought him here. We need to end it here. Thanks a lot, jay. You got into my mouth. I think I want to be sick. Throws up. And who the fuck is that? I have no idea. After they unmask who HEK is, go get that beautiful melanated man. I didn't know murder was a love language. Love hurts bitch. So One thing that I will say is there were let's see 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 unalivings in this movie.

Speaker 1: 2:46

So yeah, it's a lot of stuff. It's a lot of stuff. When you get to see who the killer is in this movie, I think you will be shocked. I like the twist on that. I liked how they kind of flipped it on its head. Yeah, I mean I really would like you guys to see it, so I don't really want to give away too many spoilers. There's a carousel scene. That scene is epic Pretty much all of it Like. One of the things I liked about HEK was that they have the ability to use technology. There's a reason why they're good with technology. If you pay attention, olivia Ho's character, allie, carries around a metal straw and Mason Goody's character, aka Jay, is like that's not a weapon. Well, I think you can figure out as you pay attention to movies what's going to happen. Yeah, like I said, it was a good movie. It's something I recommend seeing. This was SGR. See you to stream it. Go check out Heart Eyes. Bye, y'all.