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Dangerously in Drag: Artistic Accidents, Eco Elegance, and Queenly Quarrels with a Side of Sparkling Surprises

Rumeal Season 1 Episode 5

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What happens when a spray paint mishap sends tempers flaring on the set of "Dangerously in Drag"? Get ready for a whirlwind of emotions as we unravel the chaos that ensues when Lexi Love's tarp becomes an unintended canvas for Onya & Arrietty's artistic blunder. With tensions high and egos bruised, watch as the queens rally together in true drag fashion, turning a potential disaster into a heartwarming moment of forgiveness and unity. Plus, the drama doesn't stop there as the queens take on an eco-friendly design challenge, crafting stunning looks from recycled materials and culminating in a fierce battle for the top spot. Arrietty's lionfish-inspired creations steal the show, while Hormona Lisa and Lana Ja'Rae face the heat at the judges' table.

Join me on this fashion rollercoaster as we dissect each queen's journey through humor, critique, and a touch of wisdom from our star-studded panel, featuring La Roche, Hunter Schaefer, Michelle Visage, and, of course, RuPaul. Expect unexpected turns with quick-drag antics, Team Ru snagging a cash prize, and the bittersweet farewell of Hormona Lisa. With a guest appearance from the CEO of Anastasia Beverly Hills adding an extra sparkle, this episode is packed with creativity, camaraderie, and a dash of unpredictability. Tune in for an unforgettable ride through the world of drag, where every stitch and sequin tells a story.

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Speaker 1:

Welcome to Dangerously in Drag and instead of getting right into it, as SGR usually does, let's talk about how two people were arguing over a tarp that somebody spray-painted over each other. Now, the girls were actually cool after you know the apologies, but what happened was just jumping right into it. Good old Lexi Love and she's becoming one of my fan favorites was upset because she went outside to spray paint her tarp. It's a part of the whole situation. They had to do three looks, Three looks. It was like a beachy look, a creature look. And then they had to take a recycled trash look. So Lexi Love took this tarp outside, started spray painting it boop boop, boop, boop boop.

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Onion Arietti accidentally spray painted over that tarp with a different color blue and then a brown and Lexi went back in on hot, hot, like okay, what are we doing? Like who did this? Who sabotaged me? Went back outside, addressed Ariadne Ariadne's like my bad, I'm sorry, but Onye was in that room and Onye didn't say anything. So sparks started flying, and when I say flying, I mean flying like Ariadne was saying. Lexi Love was pissed On, only was like you need to calm down, girl, because it's not a big deal. The good news is. They all resolved it and they both was like I got love for you, I love her there, and it was cool, which I was, which made me happy because there have been some instances in drag race where they have been ill-intentioned. You know situations, so I just wanted to get into the drama before I got into, like, all of the highlights of the episode. Um, they did have to do quick drag. The ceo of anastasia, anastasia beverly hills, was there and she really didn't do much, but they had to basically take lipsticks anastasia beverly hills lipsticks and then put them in their mouth and then put it through the hole to pass it and it was like a gory hole situation. Team Rue won, they all got $500 and, like I said, they called this the little situation with, uh, arietti, Lexi Love and All your Nerve Spray Pancake and, like I said, I was happy that it wasn't that big of a deal. But any design challenge that requires them to use scraps is kind of tough and I will say that I was really pleased with what happened.

Speaker 1:

Arrietty actually ends up winning and it was because she had three Signy looks. Her creature look was I'm pretty sure it's a lionfish and that was. It was on point, like all of her looks were cohesive, they made sense. Now there were some people who kind of faltered and kind of like, uh, and those two people were Ramona Lisa and Lana Jarae and they, yes, ended up in the bottom two and I'm sorry. I'm sorry but like Lana Jarae was like I don't want to be safe, I want to judge his critiques. And they got no critiques.

Speaker 1:

La Roche was there, hunter Schaefer was there, michelle Visage was there, rue was there, and it was just like re-nerd the filth. And she's like, you know, maybe I should stay in the back, maybe I shouldn't stay in the front. And it was like yeah, baby, be careful what you wish for, because sometimes your wishes get granted and you ain't gonna like them. That's two hundred thousand dollars, probably have to tax, like 100k, but that's a lot of money. So, hormonalisa, bye-bye, bon voyage, because I personally feel like hormonalisa overstayed her welcome quite a few weeks ago. Uh, they did come out and say the badonkadonk tank. Oh well, one saved arietti, and two, uh, the second number was seven, oh, season 17, we figured it out. So arietti, like, said like, oh, okay, this was, these are my, my numbers, my favorite numbers. So I mean, I'm in my savage 51z. I don't. I don't really know what else to say other than you know hormonalisaione.

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Lisa went home. Schaefer has some funny things. The OPO was something that Michelle Visage just said. She was like other people's octopuses. I'm like, okay, michelle Visage, michelle Visage, michelle Visage, michelle Visage, saying that five times fast is an interesting one, but definitely interested to see next week's episode, which will feature Quinta Brunson, because we know we love a good Quinta and I think it's the Snatch Games and there looked like there was a little bit more drama.

Speaker 1:

I'm trying to keep these short and sweet because there's really nothing to talk about in this episode other than, like I said, hermona went home, we did have a spray paint gate and then they all won money. So I'm hoping Lana brings it next week, because in the great words of stop relying on that body, like she's got the body and I'm not talking about like big boobs, big tits, but she's got the rude girl body where she can, she can pack and probably look amazing, but she is also Lux, new Orleans child. So, lux, speak some wisdom and love into her. This is SGR. It's been dangerously in drag. I'll let y'all later bye.