49: The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

Welcome to your next vacation, courtesy of Spooky Chicks & Horror Flicks, where the cabins are remote, the monsters are a plenty, and the puppet masters are watching.

This week, Emma and Ally are cracking open 2012’s The Cabin in the Woods. The self-aware horror rollercoaster that took every trope we know and love, cranked it up, and then fed it to the merman.

Where horrors don't happen by accident. Because whenever something bad happens to me, I too like to assume its just some desk jokey in a facility pulling the strings.

So grab your gas station snacks and ignore all obvious warnings… the ritual must be fulfilled.