"We're Back — And We're Greedier | Season 2 Premiere"

Everybody wants money. Nobody wants to admit how bad. And most of the folks handing out "advice" are really just after your money.

Greedy Mofos is back for Season 2. We're leaner, sharper, and not going to apologize for anything. This premiere sets the tone for the whole season: what "greedy" really means, what's new this time around, and keeping it 100 with you.

No shame. No gatekeeping. No fake humility. Just real talk about the real greedy mofos. We're going to follow the money.

In the next episode: get ready for the truth about those new "Trump Accounts." The government says "here's a free $1,000 for your kid". The fine print says something very different. You do not want to miss it.

Follow the show so it lands in your feed, and tell a friend who needs to hear it. And keep your money close; don’t invest in anything just yet. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

You ever notice how the richest people on the planet, the ones who already have everything, are somehow the greediest? They have billions in the bank, and somehow they still want your money. Yep. These fucking greedy mofos. We're gonna talk about that. If you were with us for season one, the show's got a new home. We're under the Donko Studios production company now, and this season it's just me, Aston, one host, no co-host to talk over, although it will be missed, no sponsors to keep happy, no reason to hold anything back. We've rebranded, rebooted, and are raring to go. So here's the deal for season two. We're going after the greed happening right now. Presidents cashing in from the White House, billionaires with rocket ships and no shame, the powerful billionaires selling out their integrity for another six zeros on the check. I'm gonna tell you what I think. These are my opinions, but they're based on facts. Yes, facts. Not just shit I make up, and you can decide for yourself what you want to believe. It's gonna be fun, it's gonna be honest, and it might even be brutal. My grandmother always said, if you can't say something nice about someone, then don't say anything at all. Well, fuck that. I've been too nice for too long. I'm pissed, and I wanna tell you why. So I'm gonna break down the money stuff nobody explains in details, and tells you all the little hidden secrets, and give it to you straight. I'm gonna break down all of these schemes that look legit on the outside, but really it's not anything to help you. The free money that isn't free, the moves that the rich folks make that screws you and puts more money into their wallet. And speaking of being played, the next episode, we're getting into these new so-called Trump accounts. The government wants to tell you here's a free thousand dollars for your kid. And me being me, I read the fine print. I read the entire bill, I read and follow the different news outlets and see what they're saying. You do not want to miss what's buried in there. So let's get greedy, folks. Hit follow so it lands in your feed. Stay tuned with greedy mofos. It's gonna be a lot better, more entertaining, hard-hitting, a lot of fun, and yes, maybe even brutal in calling people out. So share this with your friends, bring a friend that need to hear it, and keep your money close. Don't invest in anything just yet. Okay? Don't make these billionaires richer. Your goal is to make yourself richer. Not that you're gonna be a greedy mofo, you're gonna be a smart mofo with your money. So stop making these self-aggrandizing billionaires richer, drinking their Kool-Aid, believing everything they tell you, because they do not deserve your money. This is Greedy Mofos, and I will see you in the next episode. Greedy Mo Fo.

SPEAKER_01 4:33

Count your coins while the world burns slow. Greedy Mo Found soul for a cent in the show. Greedy Mo Foes.

unknown 4:43

Every promise that you make, we know. Greedy Mo Fo. Greedy Moon.