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Will You Survive... The Podcast
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Will You Survive... The Podcast
Will You Survive "The Shallows": A Giant Shark and Steven Seagull
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Our latest episode of "Will You Survive" features an electrifying face-off between Blake lively and a giant hungry shark. join us as we unravel her survival strategies and answer the question "Will You Survive" The Shallows?
Hello survivors and welcome to another episode of Will you Survive.
Speaker 2The Podcast.
Speaker 1Where we go over survival scenarios, usually using the screen and our favorite movies. We're doing something a little bit different. But before we get into introducing our movie, let me introduce our co-hosts. We have Eric. Hello, I'm Eric, and we have TJ.
Speaker 2What is up?
Speaker 1What is up Los Angeles? We know.
Speaker 3We know Smoke, smoke everywhere we know, from space you can see it. Oh yeah, actually wait a minute. This is I'm going to date the episode this is dated. It is January 10th, 10th, 10th, the world is on fire all around us.
Speaker 2The world is on fire. I'm breathing clean air over here.
Speaker 1Yeah, he's fine. It's not as bad today, are you?
Speaker 3kidding me, I'm seeing videos it's orange. It's orange, it's red, it looks like On an actual serious note.
Speaker 1It was like really really really really red yesterday, today it's like orange.
Speaker 3On an actual, serious note, there are two very large fires going on right now the Eaton Fire and the Palisades Fire. Both are very severe and I believe, as of now, 11 lives have been taken and approximately $150 billion of economic loss was the estimates that I was seeing and two entire cities have completely burned down to the ground.
Speaker 2And that is not an exaggeration.
Speaker 3These companies are canceling firing shots I will say I genuinely, if we're gonna go down that route, I don't blame the insurance companies, because they've been telling the state for the last like fucking five years that these places are unsafe and it's not. It doesn't make any sense to insure these places when it's almost guaranteed to burn down, and then we saw it happen not that it wasn't, not that it doesn't make sense to insure it.
Speaker 1It's, it's not why are you? Capping us. You're not allowing us to charge what we need to charge in order to cover this. So they stopped. So they stopped.
Speaker 3But then so california comes in and is like well then, we'll create a state funded insurance. Of course that allows you to do it, except anyways. But my point is not to to point fingers, even though I really want to. Um, my point is that there are a lot of people who are actually very devastated by this fire. Um, alex and I live a little bit uncomfortably close to one of those fires, but we have not been evacuated. We are, as far as we know, we are fine they're not gonna be no we're fine.
Speaker 2No, actually, well, I mean kinda, but no anyways, they live in a cardboard box on uh yeah, we actually don't live anywhere near the fires that take a bit well, we live in the trees.
Speaker 1They live in north carolina living in a cardboard box right outside of downtown LA is still like $1.2 million.
Speaker 3Yeah, I pay like a $3,000 rent okay.
Speaker 2That's a four-bedroom apartment.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's a cardboard box actually. I have plumbing, though.
Speaker 2You can add additions.
Speaker 1If you get permitted.
Speaker 2As many cars as you want in the garage.
Speaker 1And every permit costs $1.2 million. Yeah.
Speaker 3Let me tell you the brilliance of Burbank government really quick. My boss has a. He had a fence, right. The fence line went up to a certain point. He decided to replace that fence with an actual, like 10 foot tall metal gate, uh, or like metal fence, so the dogs can't jump over it. Well then, bourbon came over and said um, that gate that you have is actually on city property and you need to push that gate back two feet. And he was like but this is where the original gate was. And they're like yeah, that was okay because it was pre before. We said that's not okay, but now that you changed, it.
Speaker 3It has to do with aesthetics yeah, I was like well, here's the thing, it's literally just a random indent. It was a flat wall, now it just randomly indents.
Speaker 1Weird, weird it looks stupid it is, but they do this thing where it's complete bureaucracy, it's called.
Speaker 3Just the gate. We lost a good chunk of yard space because of it too, and it looks dumber to have it this way. Why would you tell us that we have to have it this way? And there's nobody you can go to to say, hey, this is dumb, right, and for them to be like, yeah, that is dumb, you're right.
Speaker 3Just build it this way. Bureaucracy, it's all bureaucracy. But anyway, my whole point is that we don't normally, you know, we joke about it. We try not to date these episodes, but this is going to release, probably like two weeks late. People are still devastated. A lot of homes were burned down, a lot of people lost their homes, so we had uh if you feel gracious, look at those funds and, uh like those gofundmes, and you know, I'm sure people would appreciate that we had a lot of fires.
Speaker 1Oh god, we had a lot of fires all around us. At one point, there were fires to the north, south, east and west of us it was six fires, fires.
Speaker 2There were five fires surrounding us, and the fucking wind is the issue.
Speaker 1What I was. I mean it was, we were getting 100-mile-per-hour gusts.
Speaker 3Well, I think it capped at 80. I think they kept saying it would be 100, but I think 80 is what it maxed out at.
Speaker 1Either way that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3That's prime fire conditions.
Speaker 1The part for me that I came on. I talked to some of the folks in the live on Wednesday and it was good practice. You know, we were close to the evacuation lines. They were getting close to calling our zone. They had zoned us out in several of the apps. The city that's where I was looking. The city had us zoned out and was waiting for one or another thing to go wrong and they were going to start evacuating more and more. Thankfully for us, we were on the far side of the the city to the fire, um. But you know, like I said, there was another fire that cropped up to the south of us. That was really close. Uh, when you talk about mileage, we were only about seven miles from the fire line to the east of us and we were only about three miles to the fire line to the east of us and we were only about three miles to the fire line to the south of us. It's just that in Los Angeles, driving anywhere takes at least 40 minutes.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's a 30-minute drive, typically Probably like 20 minutes right about now that it's late.
Speaker 1So it's a fake feeling that it's far away.
Speaker 3No, it was quite literally on the other side of a hill from us, granted a big hill. Some might call it a mountain. It's not a mountain, it's a hill, but it's big enough that you can't see over it from where we are. It's the Griffith Hill. It's massive, but it's right here. Yeah, it was the Sunset Fire. It was right on the other side. I have a lot of employees who live in that kind of general area. That's a very scary. That's a scary proximity to people position where you have to.
Speaker 1You have to pull out your your bug out bag. You have to go through all of your gear. You have to pack your, your bags and stuff. You want to be ready all the time. Uh, some of the clothes that you have that you're going to give away to goodwill or or throw away or whatever, don't put them in go bags, don't donate. What are you stupid? I mean, you could keep you know, you could donate most of it, but keep you know at two, three outfits socks, extra shoes, throw them in your go bags and be ready to roll.
Speaker 1And although it was a terrible situation to be in, I really did feel a lot better about having all of the stuff ready to go and I could grab my babies and haul out of here in no time flat. I didn't need to. I didn't need to do anything, and that's the purpose of having your stuff in accessible places. That included our important documents. I made sure I had my renter's insurance documents. I made sure I had social security cards. I had my driver's license on me, my wife had hers on her cards. I had my driver's license on me, my wife had hers on her, and we had our marriage certificate, my baby's social security cards as well, and I was able to just grab everything, put it all in the go bag and we're on the move.
Speaker 1So we talk about this all the time. We use the silver screen, if you will. We use the lens of cinema so that we're not trying to fearmonger people. This is supposed to be fun, and if you do it repetitively, it is fun. It is something that you can check your go bag and look into what do I have, what do I need, what do I need to replace? And the more you do that, the more current you keep everything, and it's just good for you, good practice, so that you're not getting, shall we say, stale.
Speaker 3I don't want to use that word. I mean yeah, because when it is time at some point Okay, I say that because we live in California and every single summer there's multiple fires happening Because you're in.
Speaker 2New York yes, yeah, so it multiple fires happening Because you're in New Jersey.
Speaker 3Yes, yeah, so it's not shocking. So what would happen is that every time. Are you okay?
Speaker 1I just saw I could be tripping but it looks like flare-ups. But I think that's a light. Nope, that was a flare-up. It's gone, it's out. I think somebody set a fire On the Griffith Hill. I think somebody set a fire On the Griffith.
Speaker 3Hill. Yeah, am I tripping?
Speaker 1That's not just a light, do you see it? It's flaring up and then going out. It's really bright right now.
Speaker 3You're not looking right at it and then it goes dark, it goes dim, it's lowering, but yeah guys Hang on TJ, they're tweaking no Bro because if there's a fire on the Griffith Hill, then that's actually incredibly dangerous for us. I don't think that's a fire. That's way too bright of a light to be a fire. That's like a flashlight.
Speaker 1That's bizarre. Well, I'll just keep no, because it keeps changing. You don't think it could?
Speaker 3be the traffic lights, definitely, definitely.
Speaker 1There's cars going in front of it. You see the cars passing in front of it.
Speaker 3Well, you see the cars passing in front of it. Well, okay, hang on, Let me open up the fucking window so we stop looking through glass which is refracting off the light Guys.
Speaker 2we got to keep recording so that we can get famous off this. This could be the fire episode.
Speaker 1This is the stuff that you want to keep yourself stocked and ready. Well, I know it's a road.
Speaker 3No, those are cars passing through. That's what those lights are. That's why, it keeps changing.
Speaker 1No, I know that there's cars passing that way. That's not a car facing me.
Speaker 3Yes, because I just saw the red line going the opposite way.
Speaker 2No, I'm telling you they're literally car lights. Guys, as you can tell, they're very stressed about the situation.
Speaker 3I mean it's just close.
Speaker 2To have your bug out bag is to have it prepared for your particular situation. For them they should be prepared for fires, earthquakes, uh stuff like that. Uh, you know in for like fires and stuff. It's good to have like masks for like the smoke, because the the air quality does get pretty bad. But for your particular state and situation you're going to want to have different things like if you live in tornado, alley fucking stay, stay in your basement, you know like I don't know, that's just true.
Speaker 2Fires don't really happen up here other than like the summer, um, but you know it's pretty moist wet as hell up there, kind of kind of going back we actually have a rainforest over here, so that's true.
Speaker 3going back to what I was saying earlier, we always have fires like all the time, all year round, and, uh, every time there's a fire going on, like up by Sacramento, all the time, every one of my friends who doesn't live in California message me, are you okay? And I'm like that is like eight hours from me. I am very much Okay. It's usually, uh, nobody usually up. Nobody messaged me about these fires. There are six fires in la and nobody has one person now about the fire.
Speaker 3I was like one person has finally messaged me and been like hey, are you okay? Actually no two people. Rosie did first, I got messaged a lot but, then I had another friend who was like are you okay? And I was like yeah, I'm, I'm fine, but man, the amount of people who always message me anytime any fucking earthquake or fire happens here, and now that it's actually close to me nobody says anything.
Speaker 2Hey, I messaged you about the earthquake. I talk to you every day, so if something's happening, I would know.
Speaker 3Josh did ask if we were okay. Josh actually did too. You're right, yeah.
Speaker 2Josh, you're not valid. You were missing for like weeks.
Speaker 1He's sick. Well, he went to Vegas and then when he got back he was sick excuses. So with all of that, we just wanted to give a proper shout out to, uh, everybody who's suffering something. We know they're not listening right now, but you know, keep them in your thoughts and uh, everybody goes through stuff and that that reminds us all be prepared for the zombie apocalypse and you're prepared for anything well, you know what I I would like to think.
Speaker 3I would like to think I I doubt it, but maybe somebody is listening to us after that whole situation oh, maybe just trying to get a smile and that makes me happy and I would like to do that well then, let's let him smile off bitch I mean, let's bring a smile everything. You're trying to fucking wind down for the night and you know, just put on a podcast.
Speaker 1We're gonna bring a smile right now a hotel we'll just shut the fuck up.
Celebrity Crush and Podcast Banter
Speaker 3Shelters homie.
Speaker 2This guy is trying shout out to our fan living in a motel six right now. Our thoughts and prayers go out to you, um and I mean that.
Speaker 3You know what. You know what it like an asshole. Here's the worst part.
Speaker 1TJ is such a dick that he doesn't even realize that we actually could have somebody like that, and he's making fun of him.
Speaker 2Exactly no, I'm trying to make him laugh.
Speaker 3What a jerk you know. What's funny is like I feel like he is saying it sincerely. He just sounds like a dick saying it right now.
Speaker 2I I'm not the one with the crispy house, I'm just trying to fucking Because he says shit like that. I can't relate. It's wet up here I live next to a lake.
Speaker 3He's like bro, just have rain.
Speaker 2Just have water. I don't know what to tell you. We tried. Okay, put the fish Jump in the pool. Y'all got pools over there. I play GTA 5.
Speaker 1Well, we do have pools, yeah. Now listen, we're going to bring a smile to people's faces.
Speaker 2Speaking of water, good segue. I don't know what your thought process is on this but, as we do talk about water.
Speaker 1Blake Lively in a wetsuit Fuck and a bikini Fuck, and we know how TJ feels about it. After we did. What was that one with? Okay, we get it. What was Jim from the office? What was that movie?
Speaker 3A Quiet Place.
Speaker 1We know how TJ feels about her.
Speaker 3So, I know his name. Is that the?
Speaker 2wrong actress. Yeah, blake Lively is Ryan Reynolds' girl.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, wait, yeah, you're right. Who's that one? John Krasinski was Emily Blunt. Emily Blunt.
Speaker 3John.
Speaker 2Krasinski, john Krasinski and Emily Blunt yeah.
Speaker 3You're mixing the wrong white girls.
Speaker 1That was very racist. I just mix two white girls. That was incredibly racist. You really like?
Speaker 3a lot of them look the same. I don't know, but like you, you racist motherfuckers. You can tell my preference, I'm white Warning I'm white. Only half. That doesn't count right now. You don't get to take whatever side fits you best. You know what I?
Speaker 2do get to decide whether or not I can say some shit, because my wife is in fact a beautiful white woman.
Speaker 3That is crazy. You know what Capital?
Speaker 2H motherfucker.
Speaker 3Black people are the only people who could be mixed with something and claim both sides. I can't go to mexico and claim mexican. They fucking don't think they don't they don't agree. Damn gringo, they don't know, if I go to germany and I'm like, bro, I'm part german, they'd be like, yeah, we believe that. Yeah, we'll take you in.
Speaker 1You can't go to fucking olive garden and walk into the kitchen and say you're mexican no, they wouldn't.
Speaker 3You don't need to go to mexico. Yeah, I'm okay. Okay, you don't have to take it that far.
Speaker 1Go to the chinese food restaurant and walk into the back and tell them you're mexican. And well, I mean that seems pointless.
Speaker 3They're real mexican, that's true everybody.
Speaker 1Every kitchen is a mexican in la.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's now that's why they're so scared about Never mind Back to the wrong white girl.
Speaker 1We're going to go to the right white girl for me. Blake Lively in a bikini. God, this is.
Speaker 2In a wetsuit. It got a little bad in the middle of the movie. I was like I feel bad for her cheeks, you know, because she has a whole chunk out of her leg but it's fine.
Speaker 1It was really bad. The movie is terrible.
Speaker 3What do you mean? This?
Speaker 2movie is amazing. I will tell you.
Speaker 3Yeah, I think you're going to have a bad time here. Host.
Speaker 1Here we are In the taut thriller the Shallows. When Nancy Blake Lively is surfing on a secluded beach, she finds herself on the feeding ground of a great white shark.
Speaker 1Though she's stranded only 200 yards from shore, survival proves to be the ultimate test of wills, requiring all of nancy's ingenuity, resourcefulness and fortitude and superpowers I'm gonna say this from the start okay, I'm talking shit, because there is not a surfer on the planet who goes to a beach and just jumps in the water without scanning the shoreline she did, actually she did scan it in the beginning. How did this giant freaking carcass, bro? It just showed up. Yeah, that doesn't happen.
Speaker 3No, it just showed up. That doesn't happen.
Speaker 2It does now like just floated up you know like what exactly just dude.
Speaker 1Okay, there's two things that were wrong with it, two major things. A carcass like that at the shore is gonna have carrion birds all over it. It did well. I had seagulls, which you stand on the shoreline and you look and be like wait a minute, what the hell is that?
Speaker 3they were having so much fun surfing that they just got so caught up in the vibe, so caught up in the moment, guys, she was by herself.
Speaker 1No, her and the two dudes.
Speaker 3You gotta remember they were so caught up in it, bruh, and then they left and she was like I'm just trying to catch that last wave, bruh, and then she gets on it. And then that's when she was like oh whoa, in like the last four hours or so this whale must have shown up, but we didn't even know. Guys, this was mostly shot in a pool.
Speaker 2Okay, everybody knew that, everybody believed that okay, so you gotta suspend your your disbelief here that you know, she is blonde.
Speaker 3So okay, but the other two guys aren't, so I think your argument's falling apart. But I, I, I get your point.
Speaker 2I'm with you if you were accident, okay I, I'm with you.
Speaker 3besides that last point, they're like come over here gringa, I've got to give points here.
Speaker 1Nerdy vet makes a good point. How the fuck does he get points? 600 points for Blake Lively. Okay, well, she's winning. She might be the host of the next episode.
Speaker 3She has to come on. She has to do it, she has to. That's how it works.
Speaker 1You have to be on the podcast.
Speaker 2That's how we get celebrities to come on.
Speaker 3We just tell them they have to.
Speaker 2I know you live in California but I need you to come up to Washington to do the actual interviewing section.
Speaker 3No, she can come over here. It's way closer. We're here in LA. No, it's okay, we'll host her. And we're far less threatening sleeps on a single mattress. Uh, I got a. I got a king size in the other room, so I have, you'll have. I have no delusions that I'm way too young.
Speaker 3For her I got a cute cat and alex is married, so we won't, you know, stare at you awkwardly. I'm also not the one who just said I was staring at your cheeks while you were dying in a movie now I will say this.
Speaker 1I will say this to blake lively. I will say this. I'm going to admit this. My wife will stare at you awkwardly.
Speaker 3That is actually true.
Speaker 1She loves Blake Lively, my wife will also stare at you awkwardly. Differently, differently Kind of gay.
Speaker 2So, Blake Lively, come over to my house. I love you.
Speaker 3I don't like Dwayne Johnson. You really bolstered your case.
Speaker 2You're ten times better than Dwayne Johnson, to be honest.
Speaker 3Oh, now she's going to come over Gosh well, just ten times, just ten times.
Speaker 2Just ten times. That's not much of a compliment, okay.
Speaker 1Now I'm going to say Half the episode is about fire.
Speaker 2Half is about Blake Lively.
Speaker 3The AI is going to be so confused when it writes this description. It's like when blake lively joins. Will you survive the podcast?
Speaker 1I like that, I like it.
Speaker 3This is good, this is good. Uh, this one may never see the light of day, but we'll see. Oh no, it will.
Speaker 1This it will. This is going on. So what we're? Oh, I like this one. Sorry, nerdy. Nerdy vet makes a point here. Minus 200 against TJ for begging. That is pretty cringe, bro. We don't beg, anybody Can't lie, that's it's just. We just set the rules Right Whoever gets the most points has to host the next episode.
Speaker 2I didn't know Nerdy was racist.
Speaker 1This isn't about begging.
Speaker 2He hates white people.
Speaker 3I didn't know that. What the fuck, NerdyVan?
Speaker 2Just because I am a Caucasian male, you think I am insuperior?
Speaker 1It's okay, it's trendy to hate white people. I'm not white Warning.
Speaker 3A cop walks up to. Tj and and teaches like I'm white right now and he's like, ah, damn it, I almost got you walks away.
Speaker 1He's like all right, you have a good tomorrow tj says get him tj says warning, warning, I'm black on the on the podcast right, and all of a sudden you see this cop peeking on the side of the screen no, wait, wait.
Speaker 3That cop pulls him over and he's like I'm white right now and he's like damn it. And then he's like, but hang on, pulls out his phone. Is this you?
Speaker 1warning. Warning I'm black.
Speaker 3No, are you tj from? Will you survive the podcast?
Speaker 2that was, that's me previously officer. I have uh changed. Okay, my credit score is. This is another funny one.
Speaker 1Curious george says you guys are all living advertisement for adhd medication. I mean I will say that they are get the fuck off my back. Curious george I'm better.
Speaker 2I'm undiagnosed, I'm undiagnosed.
Speaker 3I'm undiagnosed bipolar actually I'm tiktok diagnosed, so that's pretty official can we get back?
Speaker 1to blake lively uh who oh yeah, the next host of. Will you survive the podcast? Yeah, wow, that I mean, I don't know. I okay. So since we're not going to get back to blake lively, can we start talking about, um, I don't know, the shallows?
Speaker 2the radioactive shark an idiot for going out uh in the surf after the two dives were leaving. She's like I'm going to catch one, last one the water is still. You're freaking retarded. Not only that.
Speaker 1Not only that. The other thing that I have a major issue with is let's ignore the sharks, right, because, being attacked by a shark, you have a better chance of being struck by lightning. But let's ignore the shark, but she was on its feeding ground.
Speaker 3So that changes things completely.
Ocean Perils and Shark Facts
Speaker 1I get it, but let's ignore the shark. Okay, is there any surfer out there? There's not. I'm telling you ahead of time. This is spoiler alert. The answer Watch me. There is no surfer on the planet who does not understand that the ocean by itself, without sharks, whales, animals of any kind, is deadly as fuck. The ocean can kill you very easily.
Speaker 3Wrong. There are surfers, and it's the ones who are dead.
Speaker 1No, they knew and they still did it Actually.
Speaker 2I knew the guy best surfer best surfer in the world.
Speaker 3Everybody thinks so name him, he's dead name him. He's dead. Name him ted dublinski. Shut up, mark foo. You never heard of ted dublinski. No wow, what a surfer this guy is am I right?
Speaker 2I have um thalassophobia. Never catch me nobody nobody cares.
Speaker 3I don't even know what that was.
Speaker 3That's how much of a pussy shit, that was yes okay, I'm not gonna lie, okay, so, so here's the thing I understand when people are afraid of the ocean, because most people are afraid of the unknown below, like mostly sea creatures, you know, sharks, usually, things like that. Here's the thing I can swim. I can swim pretty decently, like I have good endurance. Do you guys think you could swim over the Mariana's trench? Okay, now, that one's tough for me, because we know for a fact there is nothing alive in the Mariana trench. Yeah, there is Nothing. Noiana Trench yeah, there is Nothing. No, no, no, there's plenty, there's plenty of living things. No, okay, there are no big creatures there are heat vents.
Speaker 3There are like snails, there's plankton and bacteria, that kind of living stuff You're talking about at the deep, all the way down. There's no giant shark at the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
Speaker 2That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1You don't know that.
Speaker 2I'm going to call Jason right now.
Speaker 1Who the fuck is Jason? Jason Statham, it didn't come out of the Marianas Trench.
Speaker 3Yes, it did.
Speaker 1It came out of the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
Speaker 3It just came out of the ocean.
Speaker 1The Marianas Trench, no Dude.
Speaker 3It came out. I promise you it wasn't the Mariana stretch.
Speaker 2Keep promising, keep promising it was the Electro like electromagnetic rocks at the bottom of the ocean that produce oxygen. Buddy but we have scanned, but they're not alive or nothing.
Speaker 3We came out of the trench. We have scanned the entire Mariana's trench. We know there is nothing in there. I'm being real for a second, okay. Do you think you could swim across it? I don't think I can. I think it's a pure mental thing, okay that's how I will about.
Speaker 2I will answer.
Speaker 1I will answer your question with a visual that everybody can go and look up for themselves. Uh, because that is a great point. I'm not even going to go as far as saying the marianas trench, okay, but this thing right here, I could not swim over this thing. You and tj can see it, and then I'm going to tell the audience what it is the blue hole, the blue hole, yeah, no, fuck off I couldn't swim over that.
Speaker 1Keep that shit away, all it is. All it is is just a deep section in the middle of the ocean and there's caves Surrounded by islands, and it's so wild because it looks like it's a sandbar all the way around it. It's not, it's all underwater, everything around it is all underwater. And then there's just this almost perfect hole in the center and then there's just this almost perfect hole in the center.
Speaker 3Yeah, I couldn't. That is so fascinating. I don't know what it is because I don't think I'm really that scared of the ocean Like. I'm a big animal guy and I have a very good understanding that sharks don't hunt humans. They are kind of interested in us.
Speaker 2but They'll take like an interest bite Like they're they are kind of interested in us, but they'll take like an interest bite like they're curious yeah, they take a nibble to see like what you are. You know some of them, but some of them will bite your fucking leg off, but that's just they don't?
Speaker 3they don't like our taste, they don't like, uh like, they're not really that interested in us. Normally, when they attack surfers they mistake. Mistake them for seals, that's normally what happens?
Speaker 2Or turtles, because if you're on a surfboard, it kind of looks like a turtle.
Speaker 3You could look like a turtle 99.9% of the time. When the very, very rare shark attack happens, it's because they mistake you for prey. They're not coming after you. They try to avoid humans for the most part.
Speaker 2So, like the shark had to be on something, my vote is Fent.
Speaker 3Wait, you know how they did Cocaine Bear, fent Shark. We just find a shark and it's leaning.
Speaker 2It's just underwater, not doing shit leaning, it's just underwater, not doing shit, the whole movie is just them going. Yo look at it, it's leaning, yo bro so fucked up.
Speaker 1Yo give it another hit so there's a couple of things about sharks that are are annoying when they do these movies. Great whites are just the most well-known shark, so they always use great whites tiger sharks.
Speaker 3Tiger sharks are man killers.
Speaker 1Yeah, tiger sharks do hunt people, they don't care, they hunt everything, are just scarier because they're fucking huge they're huge that, that's what it is they're great whites the majority of great white deaths come from the fact that they bite and realize, oh shit, not what I wanted and let go.
Speaker 3They don't like. I heard it's the iron in our blood. They don't like that.
Speaker 1I don't know if it's iron, specifically, but I heard heavy metals. Yeah, they don't like the taste of our blood.
Speaker 2They're like A tuna's full of mercury. They'll still eat a tuna, though.
Speaker 1Sure, but they don't have as many metals as we do.
Speaker 3Yeah, I've heard that a ton Also.
Speaker 1I've seen a video.
Speaker 2The ocean is so deep that at a certain point it filters out all of the red light. So if you spearfish, let's say a tuna, its blood will be green. Wow, I've seen a video of a tuna spewing out green blood.
Speaker 3But then it got to the surface and it was red Because Alex still can't see that.
Speaker 2I can't see it, bro. He's in the ocean. He doesn't know if he's bleeding or not.
Speaker 1Nope, whoa, that's green. That's so cool yeah yeah, it's so cool, I can't even see it different type of alien so the um the shark, uh, being that, it's, it's going for a feeding ground right when it, when it bit her and let her go.
Speaker 3The ironic thing is that she swam to the whale right yeah, so I I was thinking that that must have just been like uh, well, it's like the first thing she fucking seen the island, little island wasn't there because the surf hadn't gone back you would think that she would just swim away. Oh, you know what?
Speaker 1thank you, yeah that just clarified it for me, because I was pissed off because it seemed to me that we went a full 24 hour period up to a 36 hour period without the tide going out. So I was like how the fuck did that happen? But no, you, you caught it.
Speaker 2One of the rock wasn't visible. That uh the that the tide only goes out in once a day, or whatever.
Speaker 1Which is fairly normal.
Speaker 2Yeah, but no, the island wasn't revealed yet, and then she wasn't even on that whale for that long, though right.
Speaker 1No, she wasn't. No very short amount of time.
Speaker 2They didn't show us. Well, no, a very short amount of time she got on, and then almost immediately it started moving and she was like what the fuck she was on the whale for? Dude it was moving.
Speaker 3A whale like what, what it fucking bodied. A whale like a linebacker, which also, which also bothered me because that wouldn't happen that was the other thing.
Speaker 1That was like why is this thing both protecting the whale and fighting her right? Because it makes it out like it's exclusively hunting her. Which sharks?
Speaker 3don't do. Well, this one was, and I figured out this movie. I figured out what happened Before this episode started. I was recording, but I don't think TJ was, so we only have our audio. We were talking about how the US has lost some massive boom-booms in the past, some of which have fallen into the ocean. So I figured out what happened this shark ate one of those very large boom-booms no, that's the Meg. No, no, this one did. And it sucked in, it just absorbed all the radiation and became a super shark. So then, when it bit her, when it bit Nancy, that was why she was able to survive and why she was able to fight a great white with her bare hands and 1v1, it was because she became shark woman.
Speaker 2No guys. Oppenheimer 2. Oppenheimer 2 in the deep blue.
Speaker 1Dude.
Speaker 2They're doing testing on freaking Bikini Atoll and a freaking shark.
Speaker 1You guys.
Speaker 2Yup, nuke sharks.
Speaker 3Okay, all right, so we're giving him flashbacks to Zombies at the Beginning.
Speaker 2Guys, we need to watch Sharknado.
Speaker 1With that the other thing that you could probably know. Now this can be kind of humorous when that shark attacked the, the dude who was trying to steal her phone and her money and all that, and she, he was greedy, so he went out to go steal her board as well which is like what the fuck? So that one, the shark, actually ate part of him? Right, like it, it. It didn't just sever like there was a lot of him missing well, no, no, no, his legs.
Speaker 2His legs were were like being no, there was just his pants.
Speaker 3No, it was his legs. You could see you could see no legs?
Speaker 1oh no, they were there because you could see this half that is the time, as soon as it attacking that she should have made a swim for it.
Speaker 3Because as soon as it's busy. But she would have had to swim right into it.
Speaker 1No, they were off to the side. She could have swam straight.
Speaker 2She was doing the math in her head of how fast she could swim versus how fast the shark could swim and she was like what she said, 40 meters or something, 40 yards Right, but again. That was for the buoy, and the land is a lot further, that's exclusively when the shark was just doing rounds.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1When the shark is eating somebody. The shark was busy Go.
Speaker 3Yeah, I think that could have been her time. But keep in mind, realistically she is just a girl who was surfing and got stranded and now just watched this guy get mauled, so her reactions are just going.
Speaker 2oh oh, oh we're so far in this episode. And we haven't even mentioned the best character other than Blake Lively, steven Steven Seagal.
Survival Stories and Beach Dangers
Speaker 3Oh my gosh, I have such a funny fact about this. I love Stevenven. No, his name is not steven. Actually, give sully siegel the credit that he deserves. He's an actor. Okay, he's a little bit of an underrated actor, uh, but I was watching this on amazon and, uh, I accidentally tapped the screen when it was just the siegel and under actors sully siegel, that is a real actor. That the fucking bird, the seagull, has more of an acting career than a lot of la you ready?
Speaker 1better act 2016 the worst actor 2016 marked the year that sully siegel's extraordinary career started. He landed a substantial supporting role in the shallows, co-starring with blake lively, in what was to become one of the most successful summer movies of the year. Sully received rave reviews for his multi-layered portrayal of a handicapped gull bravely trying to escape a shark a scary shark's appetite. Vulturecom called him the breakout movie star of the summer and renowned film critic win Winston Cook Wilson praised his bold and it cuts off.
Speaker 3Sully Siegel co-starred with Blake Lively. He has more of an acting career than so much of LA. It's crazy.
Speaker 1Stephen Seagal or Stephen Siegel in the movie Funny.
Speaker 2I thought that was great, what's funny is, as I was watching it, I was like that's a cute bird, I'll name him Steven. And then, if it, says Steven, I'm like yo, so I don't know if that was a surprise memory from when I watched it last or if I just really wanted to name this bird.
Speaker 1Steven, okay, so part of what I was going to say at the beginning of this is when you're going into a surf spot, you know that the ocean has the ability to just take you out, yeah, drag you out into its depths and unalive you there. There's nothing you can do about it. You cannot fight the ocean. Now, the dumbest thing you can possibly do is what she did go to an uncharted, unknown beach and not tell anybody that you're there yeah, can I who is a freaking dick, can I?
Speaker 3just say she had no way of getting off of that beach.
Speaker 2She didn't said uber. He's like who's uber?
Speaker 3but he literally told her on the way there there's no cell signal. She got when or she was getting text at the beach, so I guess she did have cell signal but he was saying but he was saying, like you like it. Maybe he was just saying like it's super spotty. Maybe I missed that.
Speaker 1That's kind of what I thought Okay but, but you don't, you don't tell somebody you don't you don't not tell someone where you're at. And hey, come check on me If you don't see me in two freaking days.
Speaker 3honestly, just take somebody. I mean she had a shitty friend, but I mean it's all right.
Speaker 1It's all right if you want to go by yourself, like her whole thing was. I needed alone time. There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 3No, she wanted to go with her friend. Her friend bailed on her.
Speaker 1But you tell people like this is where I'm going to be. If I don't show back up, come and find me. Yeah, I mean, I guess.
Speaker 2Like she was on the phone with her mom or her sister and father. At least tell one of them like hey, I'll call you in two hours.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2If I don't call my friend or call somebody and yeah, I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker 1You bring up the point that the friend was just a real dick because, like, how could she be gone for days?
Speaker 3No, here's the thing. She wasn't gone for days. She was gone for a day, she was gone for one night. But here's the thing she's on a secret beach that she doesn't even know the name of.
Speaker 3Her friend doesn't know where that beach is. So even if her friend is like yo, where is she? She's missing. What is she gonna do about that? There's nothing she can do about it. There's nothing her family can even do about it. They knew she was in mexico, but that's all they knew. Yep, they knew she was on the secret beach that their mom used to go to well, which is my point, wherever the fuck.
Speaker 1That is my my point is don't ever go anywhere.
Speaker 2Because they were like oh yeah, there's sharp pointy rocks over there. There's fire coral over there. She sees a whole.
Speaker 3Yeah, but that's. But that's not uncommon for surf spots for to to know like, oh, these are the dangerous spots, don't go near here.
Speaker 2But everyone else is cool. Just she's talking to two random dudes. No, okay that, that too that was no.
Speaker 3That was less bad to me than taking a ride with some random fucking guy in mexico.
Speaker 2That is never do that. He's a good guy, though, but still you don't know people.
Speaker 3He ended up being a good guy. But don't do that. Don't just go to Mexico and get a ride with a random guy to some secluded beach in the middle of nowhere. When you're a pretty woman, that is not a good idea.
Speaker 1I mean, let me be frank, don't do that if you're a man. Yeah, actually just don't do that, that's just dumb, you get into a car with a stranger.
Speaker 3That's what was so funny about those old who says I'll take you to the secret beach you want to go to.
Speaker 1That was great about those old memes. That was like in the 80s don't talk to strangers In the 90s, don't get into a stranger's car In in the 90s. Don't get into a stranger's car in the 2000s calling uber on the internet.
Speaker 3or don't talk to people on the internet, right, don't talk to strangers on the internet and don't get into strange people's cars and then getting calling people on the internet to get into their car yeah, I'm calling a stranger, or I'm finding a stranger on the internet, telling him where I am so that I can get in his car and he'll drive me to wherever I'm going.
Speaker 1So somebody, at least, in that case somebody knows where you are.
Speaker 3That's not really any different than a taxi, though.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, but tax I don't know.
Speaker 3You could have a fake taxi.
Speaker 2I hate jellyfish.
Speaker 1Wait a minute. Oh yeah, Okay, let's talk about that first.
Speaker 2I fucking hate jellyfish. I don't like the way they look. They're freaky. Okay, bitch, no, no, I'm telling you, as soon as I would like, I would abandon all plans. I would just let the shark eat me, because as soon as I seen them jellyfish pop up.
Speaker 3I don't want to get in that water.
Speaker 2Not because this thing me, oh that hurt. No, I just don't like the way they look and they're just, they're freaky, and she was all next to them and I don't like it I don't mind them.
Speaker 3I like jelly. I don't want to be stung by one and I don't think you could do what she did. I think jellyfish tend to cluster way too close together to swim in between them as a full-sized human being.
Speaker 1Well, those were rather large.
Speaker 2She's going to try the free Nemo or finding Nemo strat, where they just bounce on the top. But she's a little too big.
Speaker 1I've seen them. I've seen the jellyfish Down in Galveston. They're much smaller and they are so tightly packed in together you can't even get in the water Without getting hit by one. The bigger ones tend to give each other a little more space. Now, I'm not saying that I like that. She got hit by one.
Speaker 3I think it would have been a little more than one yeah, I don't think you could just swim through a whole school of jellyfish all her injuries she just kind of shrugged off other than her like a leg one now I will say I chalk a lot of that up to an insane amount of adrenaline, like I, especially that that last fight where she's fighting and she's just bleeding and she pulls the, the tourniquet off and everything and it's like she has no pain. I think that's all just pure adrenaline keeping her alive in the in that moment. But I think overall blake lively did a good job of of feeling the injuries uh, throughout the movie they didn't last, though she.
Speaker 1She felt them when they were there, and then she was like over them like the pretty quickly, and then the fucking jellyfish and all of that stuff would have left some lasting marks.
Speaker 1Like it. You wouldn't just be sitting on the on the rock, I mean, it would have been. It's supposed to be a great testament to survival, which is it's good. I'm all for that. But when you get hit by all of those things and then you're sitting out of the water, one of the things you're going to feel is the stark difference of the burning of your skin and the freezing of the air. Yeah, yeah. And you're going to be so uncomfortable. And then your bite, and then your jellyfish sting uncomfortable.
Speaker 2And then your bite, and then your jellyfish sting, and then I got. So I'm not gonna. Your heartbeat which makes your blood pump, which makes you bleed out faster.
Speaker 3Yeah, true, yeah well, I she did, she did like staple herself did you fucking see her when she got to shore that she looked?
Speaker 2bad? Yeah, no, but like she just used her earrings, she had bracelets on.
Speaker 3I think that's too big. No, no, the earrings were like.
Speaker 2They were made out of multiple strings like braided together.
Speaker 3I would have tried. At least the earrings were like perfect sutures.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was more like staples.
Speaker 3Yeah, it was like that.
Speaker 1I don't think she could have tied the cord.
Speaker 3I think that cord would have ripped her skin yeah, she also had no, like she had no painkillers or anything.
Speaker 2She was literally going in your wound.
Speaker 1Multiple yeah, exactly the salt water yeah, that's got to be on the bright side after the first like 20 minutes of it, you would stop feeling it yeah I've I've had some pretty gnarly injuries in the water and you know it, it does, it hurts you have.
Speaker 2You have good gushing wounds and it hurts, it, stings it, antibacterial, anti, you know yes and no.
Speaker 1When it's ocean water, no, it's. It's so bad, there's so much bacteria in there yeah, there's. There's so much to mention the whale yeah, yeah, not to mention right the blood and that. Yeah, it would have been something else not great for wounds no that whole area would have been terrible, I'm sure she had blood transfusions when she got to the hospital, but I mean, you know, she did look pretty, pretty gnarly at the end there.
Speaker 1She looked beat up, so all of the fun of the movie. So I thought you know the surfing was okay. It was very short. I did love the. What do you call it? Can I call it acrobatics that she was doing? It wasn't really acrobatics. It's all in water On the buoy or like um, when she was, when she got up on the buoy, the shark comes and and takes the, uh, knocks her. She grabs that.
Speaker 1That handle oh, it comes off in her hand oh, and then she had the wherewithal to stab the fucking shark with it and like held on for a while the look on her face when she grabs that ladder and it breaks.
Speaker 3The face is just, the face is purely just. Bruh, like no fucking way I mean very accurate.
Speaker 1I would have said, uh, my thought was, honestly, that was the wtf face, yeah that's purely just.
Speaker 3It happened and the face was just what the fuck? Of course this would happen. That was the face she had it was perfect.
Speaker 1And then she just comes down on it and stabs it instantly, perfect. You know, it would have been better if she would have got in the eye Cause, if she would have done some major damage with it she had no choice. She had no choice, she had no choice I get it. But yeah, if she could have done some major damage with it, definitely she could have gotten it to run away or swim away.
Speaker 3I don't know. She lit the thing on fire and that didn't make it run away.
Speaker 1I guess that's true.
Speaker 3It just angered it.
Speaker 1I will say but honestly I don't think the fire injured it enough.
Speaker 3No, I mean it definitely would have caused insane confusion and discomfort. Imagine you're a shark. You're swimming towards prey and then, all of a sudden, you're on fire in the water, Something that has never happened to you before. You've never seen fire.
Speaker 1You've never been on fire. What the fuck do do they feel? Fire this? Do they feel the same way we do?
Speaker 3it's not the feel, it's the confusion. We're talking about a shark. It's a pretty primitive animal. If you, if a shark is randomly lit on fire, they don't even know what fire is, and now their, their whole body is covered in flames. That's enough to confuse the shit out of a shark. I don't think it's gonna be like you did that to me and go after. I think it's gonna be like I'm a fucking out of here dude.
Speaker 1I don't know what it was already like, zoned in on her for some reason well, because she was on its feeding ground.
Speaker 3But I think at that point her shark goes the same worth it. But I mean she on its feeding ground.
Speaker 1But I think at that point a shark goes the same way. But I mean she left the feeding ground, so why was? Why was this shark so fucking hell bent on getting her?
Speaker 3OK. So that was something I wanted to ask you is if you were to get far enough away from a shark, from a shark's feeding ground. Let's say you're in her situation, you stumble upon the feeding ground, the shark is angry with you, but you do manage to get away enough. Does the shark eventually just leave you alone and go like, okay, you're out of my territory, theoretically?
Speaker 1speaking, as soon as the shark bit her in the leg, at the very beginning I was like, oh shit, you're not a seal, you're not trying to eat my food, you're not, you're not a uh, another predator. It would have bit her and be like, oh, I know what that is, nope I'm done, I'm out of here.
Animal Parenting Behaviors
Speaker 2Like, are they like, if they have kids, don't they just like kind of leave their kids? They're not like any other type of animal where they like, stay with them.
Speaker 1No, they, they don't get like. They're similar to similar to tigers, where they raise them up to a certain point and then chase them off.
Speaker 3There's a lot. Well, I think don't lions do that too.
Speaker 1So I was wondering maybe no, eventually, no, eventually, uh, male lions will the females raise the cubs and then, if any of those lions challenge the alpha, he'll run them off. Yeah, that's what it is but if the others fall in line. They can stay as long as they're in line with him I, yeah, I'm well.
Speaker 3There's a lot of species, though, that that do that.
Speaker 1That will just kick out their chase, they chase their young away. Get away from me. They don't. They don't hunt, they're not friendly creatures like spiders. Spiders, for instance, they why do we always got to talk about?
Speaker 3spiders, spiders don't raise their young. They hatch and then they fucking either survive or don't. Yeah.
Speaker 2And that's just how it is. That's very insensitive to my son.
Speaker 3I will say your son's kind of cute.
Speaker 1DJ put a spider on his head.
Speaker 2It's a plushie, it's a very cute plushie he got from my wife I'll show you. She sees in the chat and so is my brother and they both went we and my fucking sisters in the chat. Okay, hi, anita, maddie and tyreece. More wheeze. Social security, number five where's that down?
Speaker 3where's that down?
Speaker 2he said, they tend to leave them, the sharks they have a?
Speaker 1uh, they have a term for it. It is, I'm looking for it. It's a hard word to say, um meanwhile don't some boobies have phones?
Speaker 3I kind of thought that I thought she was going to call the the boat for a second.
Speaker 1The ship it is vivi paris, vivi parus, meaning they give birth to live young that have already developed inside their bodies. They provide their young with milk, so very much like tigers. I guess the difference is tigers will chase their young off.
Speaker 3Yeah, Versus just being like I ate you on your own.
Speaker 2But yeah, no, here was another idea. Maybe the shark is drunk from the decaying whale producing alcohol.
Speaker 3It's kind of just like a stepdad. It just becomes an abusive shark. That's what happened.
Speaker 2I told you to wash the fucking dishes. Wash the dishes.
Speaker 1I told you to prepare that whale for me. Okay, jeff the shark, why isn't the coral sweeped? The coral sweeped, do you mean swept?
Speaker 2It's not swept Okay so.
Speaker 3I'm the German over here.
Speaker 1All of the silliness notwithstanding, we all agree that some of the parts were pretty entertaining. Where she was fighting the shark, she was getting away from the shark, going from the surfboard to the rock, timing the shark getting from the rock over to the unalive surfer's helmet.
Speaker 3I have a problem with the timing, why she times the shark at 32 seconds going to the whale and back right. What she's timing is, it's just leisure stroll, it's leisure stroll. Oh shit, she's in the water. That's way faster than 32 seconds the second it notices that she's in the water. Judging off of the way this shark acted, it would beeline straight for her way faster than its leisure stroll that it was doing.
Speaker 2Right, 35 miles per hour in short bursts. She's done 50 kilometers per hour for people.
Speaker 3She's done. There's no way you're getting 32 seconds.
Speaker 2But yeah, no, 35 miles per hour, that's a car 50 kilometers per hour, 35 kilometers, 35? 35 miles, 50 kilometers.
Speaker 1Jesus Christ 50 kilometers.
Speaker 2It's all going to be edited.
Speaker 1Well, no, I was making fun, because what kind of Canadian are you to use kilometers with us? The 51st state is what he is For the people who aren't using freedom units.
Speaker 2Oh okay, the 51st state is what he is people who aren't using freedom units. Um, oh, okay, I appreciate. So like imagine a car coming at you at 35 miles per hour because, like it literally weighs as much as a car it does, god I mean, even if it doesn't bite you, if it just rams you yeah, no, that'll fucking hurt it has a freaking hard nose. That would really hurt uh, Short fin Mako sharks can go 60 miles per hour.
Speaker 1That's crazy yeah buddy, did you know Deep Blue Sea? You know that movie? Those were all Mako sharks.
Speaker 3Okay, on the topic of surviving, this I don't think I survive and it's honestly not even for the shark. This I don't think I survive and it's honestly not even for the shark. If I was stranded on that rock in the middle of uh the ocean at night, I I would just die to the shark. I hate cold so much that that cold would be so intense along with that injury on your leg, I'd give up. I don't think I could.
Shark Attack Survival and Movie Critique
Speaker 2Actually, I don't think I could yeah, no, I think I would survive because I have a loud enough voice when I'm yelling to freaking. Get the attention of the dudes on the beach before they're even in their car. She was like help me and they could couldn't.
Speaker 3No, they'll hear me, because I'll although, although you got to admit like they were just dumb no, don't worry, there's no sharks in these waters yeah and they literally a shark because they said that they clearly heard her, which means they straight up were just like no, you're crazy, why would she have been there?
Speaker 1yeah, it's okay. Why are you hanging out on the rock since we saw you yesterday?
Speaker 3yeah, and it doesn't look like you've moved at all that like that doesn't? That doesn't scream anything to you. She's on a rock without her surfboard. That doesn't scream.
Speaker 1She's yelling about a shark that doesn't scream anything to you by the way, that also pissed me off, that it seemed like they were taking like really hard shots at surfers, being that freaking dumb and they're not, and also they're very observant of their surroundings well, okay, well my problem with the gopro.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, it lasted so long I honestly I I don't even care about that. What I care about is that when the shark bites the guy, the gopro like cuts off, like it got destroyed. Yeah, but it didn't.
Speaker 2But it's right there, right after made for like shock, like you're, you're going down hills with it and freaking dropping it. That was space and shit like that was purely.
Speaker 3That was purely for budgetary reasons, but like that would have been the coolest footage. Honestly see a shark attack like that that'd be.
Speaker 1It did pretty well. I mean, it gave us some, some pretty decent shots of of running up.
Speaker 3I just mean, like a GoPro wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2She was pretty. I will say she's pretty like, inventive and like.
Speaker 3Resilient.
Speaker 2Yeah, resilient and good thinking, like on her feet, like you know.
Speaker 1What are the she?
Speaker 2was like she was in med school.
Speaker 3Resourceful.
Speaker 1Resourceful. She was very self.
Speaker 2Uh, very resourceful with, like you know, the timing of the shark and how fast it is and blah, blah, blah, even though you know 35 miles per hour anyways, but um yeah the fucking when she was like she got on the buoy, she immediately went into like fuck this, shark mode and stabbed it with the ladder, freaking, found the flares. First flare fail and then she shot another one. I'm like, why are you shooting another one? I thought they were all gonna be duds, but well honestly, I'm surprised she didn't shoot more into the air.
Speaker 3If I just shot one into the air, I wouldn't be like, ah, they didn't see me. I'd shoot a few more, just on the off chance that one of them happens to be looking in that direction.
Speaker 1And I would have done it over longer periods of time, but I would have done the same thing.
Speaker 2That whale oil catching on fire and lighting the shark on fire was dope.
Speaker 3I know theoretically something like that could happen. What are the odds that can happen, that a flare gun lights whale oil?
Speaker 1on fire they do burn hot, but I don't, they don't.
Speaker 3I mean, I don't know what those types of flares were, for they're not underwater flares, so the fact that it was burning underwater was a little weird well, yeah, they, they've got to be waterproof or water resistant at least, because they when they fell in the in the water and she still used them. But two, I assume that if they're on a buoy they would be waterproof or water-resistant.
Speaker 2Yeah, so they are full of strontium nitrate, potassium nitrate or potassium perchlorate, mixed with a fuel such as charcoal, sulfur, sawdust, aluminum, magnesium, which, if it's magnesium, you can't put magnesium out. You can't put it out, or suitable polymeric resin. So I think it could theoretically if there's magnesium in it it could like that.
Speaker 3That'd be interesting.
Speaker 2But she also thought good on her feet, grabbing onto that chain, wrapping herself to it, because she knew that it was going to start sinking insane move fucking awesome move, but uh what was pulling that chain? It's just the weight, it's. It's. There has to be heavyweight chains to hold that buoy there, dude I guess so, but at that speed well, so it started off slow and then started going faster and faster and faster, which?
Speaker 3did make sense, I guess, as it collapses more.
Speaker 1But it was an anchor that was. This was the part that bothered me. It was an anchor that was above ground. It wasn't anchored to anything, and that is not how those work. They usually are sitting on the ground with chain slack, so when the storms rise or anything, like that the buoys rise and fall without the anchor coming off the ground, so it was a little strange.
Speaker 3Well, she was in high tide.
Speaker 2Freaking concrete rebar.
Speaker 3Yeah, what was?
Speaker 2that? That I don't know what the hell, that was. That was so bizarre maybe it was the perfect fell off or something it was just a perfect shark killer is what it was.
Speaker 3It was the perfect shark killer was dude uh, also I didn't know she did fucking synchronized swimming, dodging out of the way in the water oh yeah, from a shark I mean going, come on Going 35 miles an hour she dodged a shark in water.
Speaker 2With one messed up leg.
Speaker 3That's why I'm saying she is a superhero. She got shark powers by that shark bite Radioactive shark. It's the only thing that makes sense, and I think you're disappointed because you know it Well, I think that they do a sequel.
Speaker 2It's the only thing that makes sense, and I think you're disappointed because you know it well. I think that I do a sequel, uh, where the sister really wants to visit the beach that her mom went to, and then it's a zombie shark it's so funny when her sister's like do you think you'll I'll ever be as good as you?
Speaker 3and she's like no, and I'm like yeah you're never going, you're never, going to one v one a shark, bro, you're not as dope as no dude.
Speaker 2I wish that she had the GoPro on. I would have just kept the GoPro on. I've been like somebody will find it eventually. I'll strap this to my head so when I do die.
Speaker 1I like it. Nobody's going to believe her that she went 1v1 with a shark.
Speaker 2They're just going to be like oh, yeah, I bit her.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, she got stranded. And now, with all of that, said uh.
Speaker 2Final thoughts on this movie. I liked it. Uh, it is a good intro into the uh white bitches stuck in place uh genre uh yeah, we gotta do like 12 feet deep the one where they're in a pool. We gotta do fall where they're up on a tower, 12 feet deep deep.
Speaker 1Okay, I'm not going to lie, I've watched fall and that one. Just it's so hard to watch.
Speaker 3What about 47 meters?
Speaker 2down. I like that one too 47 meters down yeah.
Speaker 3Isn't there one that's called like 47 meters deeper, or something like that?
Speaker 1No, 47 meters down uncaged. Oh, I mean, I don't know for sure that there's not one called that, but I know there's 47 meters unchained or uncaged, sorry, uncaged To Django, unchained oh shit that got dark. It's just a racist shark. Get it, get it.
Speaker 3It's a racist, great white.
Speaker 1I said that got dark. Oh crazy, Crazy.
Speaker 3I thought my joke was way better.
Speaker 1The racist great white wait. Did you give your final thoughts?
Speaker 3uh, great movie. Um, I think she's a superhero and I think the shark is radioactive.
Speaker 2And that's my final conclusions, okay oh, she also got a shark tooth at one point, which was she did yeah.
Speaker 3She used it to open the buoy.
Speaker 1But to be fair, anybody who fights a great white shark with their bare hands walks away with a shark tooth. Everybody knows that.
Speaker 3Bro, she should get the shark head. She should have them retrieve the shark. They should retrieve the shark out of respect for her, because she 1v1'd a shark.
Speaker 2Josh said signal flares burn at 1600 degrees celsius. And he also said I'm sorry, but fall was stupid well, you heard it here, folks whether it was stupid or not was not the point is fall. No, it's not.
Speaker 3We don't know what it is yet until we. Well, mr host, what are your final thoughts?
Speaker 1my final thoughts were uh, as a former surfer, I was absolutely fucking pissed off at her for not doing any of the basics. But she did.
Speaker 2You always look around.
Speaker 1She did you always check your surroundings. No, no, no, not just once. You don't just stand there and look out there and go in the water and not pay attention to anything around you ever again. Nah, nothing changes. Oh, right, because nothing changed. For her, that was good advice. I'm pretty sure she got that advice from you. Okay, and with that.
Speaker 2Thundercat.
Speaker 3Yeah, I gathered that eventually 15 times hosts.
Speaker 2I've been counting, I've been watching the whole episode.
Speaker 3Did. What Did he do it?
Speaker 2Did it like 15 times.
Speaker 1What are we talking about? So that's 15 points.
Speaker 3What are we talking about?
Speaker 2I've been counting.
Speaker 3What did I do?
Speaker 1You did it 15 times. What is this secret?
Speaker 3game I didn't know about.
Speaker 1God darn it. If you don't know what you did, I can't help you.
Speaker 3Was it cursing? Did I curse 15 times? That's very plausible. That seems right. Actually, that seems pretty accurate.
Speaker 1You cursed far more than 15 times.
Speaker 3I don't think I even did anything, in particular, 15 times. Josh, you know what he did. I didn't yawn 15 times.
Speaker 1Josh, you know what he did. I didn't Give me a heads up. Do you know what he did? I know what he did. Do I like sigh?
Speaker 2I know, you know what did I do?
Speaker 1We talked about it beforehand.
Speaker 2This is what you get for leaving the room, Eric.
Speaker 1I don't even know. However, with all of that said, even with you doing that 15 times, that's right nerdy vet. Eric knows what he did. Eric doesn't know what he did, he's just fucking with us.
Speaker 3Eric has no idea what he did he did.
Speaker 1He's just fucking with us. Eric has no idea what he did. But with that said, I want to let you all know that, uh, you can catch our podcast. Every friday at 7 am we release new episodes. We have over 70 episodes up, guys. Please go check us out anywhere you get podcasts. Check out our socials at uh tiktok for now. Instagram, facebook at Survive the Podcast. You can find us on X at Alex and Eric WIS. You can send us your emails to give us your recommendation. What movie would you like us to cover? What do you want to be involved in? Any email you send us, we will give you a shout out on the podcast. Send it to theboys at willyousur podcastcom. That's t-h-e-b-o-y-s at will you survive the podcastcom. And with all of that said and all of our final thoughts on the shallows, I do actually have a winner, and the winner is I won't make you do a drum roll, it is.
Speaker 3Eric Get fucked TJ with your bullshit.
Speaker 2That handshake gave us free to win. Loser, you didn't win in your own volition.
Speaker 3I don't need your pity win. I don't even want to win. What's the next movie, Eric? I don't know. That's why I don't want to win.
Speaker 1Do you know why Do?
Speaker 2you know why.
Speaker 3So now.
Speaker 2I've got to find out a movie. What was the last thing you did?
Speaker 3Jokes on what was the last thing I did.
Speaker 1That's what I was going to say. Do you know why you won?
Speaker 3Because I haven't hosted in like six episodes. Because you hate it All right, guys, next episode is going to be so fun guys. Next episode is going to be so fun guys. You just wait.
Speaker 1You just wait. We gave you a genre the brain. If you want to do a movie, we could do 47 meters down.
Speaker 3My gears are spinning. My gears are spinning.
Speaker 1My brain is smoking 240 feet in the air.
Speaker 2LAFD thinks that there's a fire happening because of how much smoke is coming out of my brain.
Speaker 1Sorry the descent.
Speaker 3You are literally just saying the first season. He was literally just quoting all of this guy.
Speaker 1He's just reading all of the. He's just reading all of the episodes we talked about.
Speaker 2Minus one win to Eric, which still stands. I don't know why this is on the page.
Speaker 3I'm taking that shit away. I'm taking that shit away right away. It's a part of the list. Yeah, I can Watch me. I'm the host. Text episode.
Speaker 2So get mortuary assistant.
Speaker 3This guy wrote in his little fucking journal and he thinks it means something. Now.
Speaker 2I mean I am the loser for this episode, which means I do get some sort of power, as in you get the least power. I'm still editing this one Loser.
Speaker 3Wow, what a petty bitch.
Speaker 2It's just going to be me and Alex talking the whole time. Joke's on you. I'll cut it to where it's just like 30 minutes of us just talking.
Speaker 3Joke's on you. This file has been an hour and 45 minutes, so have fun editing.
Speaker 1It's true, it has been.
Speaker 3This guy's saying he's going to do extra work and cut me out and shit. He has an hour 45 to go through. You do.
Speaker 2He's not gonna be editing shit. Have you guys listened to the latest episode? I did.
Speaker 1The one that came out at 7 o'clock tonight.
Speaker 3No, that was the black.
Speaker 2Was that the black I said You're dwelling in the past. It's 12.58am.
Podcast Banter and Practical Survival
Speaker 3It was literally yesterday You're dwelling in the past. It's 12 58. Yeah, it was literally yesterday. You're dwelling in the past this guy's the guy who orders a pizza.
Speaker 2This guy this guy's the one who orders a pizza on december 31st, and it's like oh, I ordered that last year it's not that far into the episode, um, but you're like, I'm like I'm to put something embarrassing of you, alex, right now. And then I just recorded myself with my voice changer. And it was like hi, this is Alex from the will you survive podcast, and I am a homosexual, wow.
Speaker 1I am, I'm gay. I'm gay for my wife.
Speaker 2So I need to add like a file on my computer where I can just save things that are funny.
Speaker 1All right well that wraps up. That concludes this episode of Will you Survive, the Podcast. Thank you for joining us as we covered the shallows. We talked about the fires in Los Angeles and the practicality of survival tips making sure you're brushed up, don't let yourself get rusty, stay sharp and, until next time, stay alive. Thank you.
