Will You Survive "Cooties": When Recess Becomes a Nightmare

We dive into the horror-comedy "Cooties" where a cafeteria food virus turns elementary school children into zombie-like infected creatures, forcing teachers to band together and fight for survival against their former students.

• Film stars Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson, and Alison Pill as teachers trapped in a school with infected children
• The virus only fully "zombifies" pre-pubescent children while adults only get flu-like symptoms
• Transmission occurs through bites and scratches, mimicking how children spread "cooties" in playground games
• Strategic barricading was effective until the children accessed the ventilation system
• Characters showed impressive resourcefulness, creating weapons from everyday school items
• Water collection and non-perishable food items are top priorities in any apocalyptic scenario
• Initial phases of societal collapse would likely have abundant housing due to population reduction
• The group agrees to watch "Cast Away" for their next episode

Transcript

Introduction to Cooties

Speaker 1 0:27

Hello, hello, survivors, and welcome to another episode of Will you Survive.

Speaker 2 0:32

The Podcast.

Speaker 1 0:34

In these episodes we like to talk about survival situations, usually through the lens of cinema. Today we watched the movie Cooties, and I'm going to be talking with my co-hosts here throughout this episode. I have Eric.

Speaker 3 0:48

Hello.

Speaker 1 0:49

And we also have TJ.

Speaker 3 0:50

I have a truck with dual rear wheels. Dual rear wheels, dual rear wheels.

Speaker 1 0:59

It's a truck with two wheels.

Speaker 3 1:05

Dual rear wheels Okay.

Speaker 1 1:07

Dual rear, wheels Dual rear wheel.

Speaker 3 1:09

Okay, I don't even think you're faking it at this point, he'll get it. Dual rear wheel Dual rear yes.

Speaker 2 1:19

You got it, you had it, it was there.

Speaker 3 1:23

Dual rear wheel Just cut it?

Speaker 1 1:23

You had it, you lost it. You got it. It was there Dual rear wheels. Just cut it. You had it, you lost it. You got it again. All right, how long was that? That was quite a ways, quite a ways. That was unbelievable.

Speaker 2 1:41

Dual rear wheels. I drive a unicycle and the movie Unicycle.

Speaker 1 1:56

What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 1:59

I'm just making up.

Speaker 3 2:04

Instead of the dual rear wheel or whatever.

Speaker 1 2:07

This is the most coherent we've ever been on this podcast. Dual rear wheel.

Speaker 3 2:12

I can say it perfectly Dual rear wheels.

Speaker 1 2:14

But you know it is funny though that it was kind of hard. Once he did that, once he messed it up, it was hard for me to get it in my head even I told Eric I was just going to do that for like a minute, oh, oh wait, wait, oh my gosh, he botched it completely, you guys continue, you guys continue.

Speaker 2 2:37

Uh-oh what? Go ahead, keep it going.

Speaker 1 2:40

What Keep it going? Okay, so, so handshake deal in this movie. Cooties is a horror comedy with unexpected laughs and unapologetic thrills. When a cafeteria food virus turns elementary school children into killer zombies, a group of misfit teachers must band together to escape the playground carnage.

Speaker 1 3:04

the film stars elijah wood, rain wilson that's frodo to you and allison pill as teachers who fight to survive the mayhem while hilariously bickering in an uncomfortable love triangle on the worst monday of their lives, which uh rain wilson for those of you who are fans is dwight from the office. Who?

Speaker 2 3:27

if they're fans. I hope they didn't need you to tell them I didn't.

Speaker 1 3:30

I didn't really know it was him.

Speaker 2 3:32

I had to look that up no, I knew it was him, so we started. Okay, for those who just heard me walking around everywhere uh, we started earlier than I well, not earlier, but we started kind of quickly. So I didn't really set up the room. But we're set up there you go, tj you're doing great.

Speaker 1 3:49

I'm sorry ambience change in the middle.

Speaker 2 3:52

That's always easy to deal with no one will notice, it won't sound any clearer and definitely not with a fan and a fish tank in the background, but now it's so clear it sounds so quiet in here so I want your first impressions of this movie I hate that.

Speaker 1 4:08

I liked it zombie baby oh my god, was that awful.

Speaker 3 4:13

It happened the noises that it was making was I. I was like that's upsetting, it was. And then I was like zombie baby, let's go that was very disturbing to me what are you doing to your brother back there?

Speaker 1 4:26

That bothered me.

Speaker 2 4:28

We did get hyped for zombie baby, though.

Speaker 3 4:30

You did. The baby didn't show up again. I'm pretty sure it's still locked in that car.

Speaker 2 4:35

I was just going to say we never saw what happened to that baby.

Speaker 1 4:38

Well, the interesting part is the baby would have never been able to get out of the car seat.

Speaker 2 4:42

Well, no baby would have never been able to get out of the car seat well, no, the kid might have let him out uh, those zombies were smart yeah, they were doing stuff they were. They were coordinated they're not zombies. They're infected you know, I think with a variant of the chicken pox virus is what I but does it kill them? I mean because that would be the the deciding factor.

Speaker 3 4:59

It kills their brain it. It sounded like he said that there was some parts that were necrotic necrotic, yeah the scientist said that they, they're basically not living anymore. So I don't think that. I think it's. It's like a, like a, a transfer. I think it goes from infected to zombie, because they're like dying as they're already yeah, okay, because they don't like die and then come back right, it just happens, that's true which, so it starts off as an infection, and then it just starts off as an infection and then it keeps going

Speaker 3 5:33

to. It's like walking dead, where, like, the infection kills you and you turn, except it doesn't kill you, you just get infected and turn and then you're, you're dead, you can't come back so what makes me laugh about this is looking up this movie to get the um description definition comes up cooties fictitious childhood disease.

Speaker 1 5:56

Cooties is a fictitious childhood disease commonly used in games and as rejection term among children in various countries, including the United States and Canada. It serves as a playful way for children to express disgust or to tag others in games like humans versus zombies. Additionally, the concept of cooties teaches children vulnerable lessons about infectious diseases and public health, highlighting how society treats those who are perceived as sick. Highlighting how society treats those who are perceived as sick, the term has also gained popularity in playground slang, often leaving people curious about its origins and meanings.

Speaker 1 6:32

You got to think further back than the, than even the 19th century. Um, you go back to when the plague was. You remember, ring around the rosies? Yeah uh, that was a. It was a rhyme yeah talking.

Speaker 3 6:48

It was a way they educated kids. So I don't think it's that far. So, basically, the rosies are the boobons that pop up on your body when you have the plague oh, yes, yes, yeah, the rosies are the scales they have to burn the bodies, basically.

Speaker 1 7:07

Yep pocket full of posies is to help cover the stench. Yeah, dark, very dark, very dark. Kids are singing that.

Speaker 2 7:14

That's why it's really creepy in horror movies when they're singing that and actually spinning around Now I will say that it did not look like chickenpox in this.

Speaker 3 7:26

It spinning around now. I will say that it did not look like chicken pox in this. It was, but it did not look like it looked like super herpes.

Speaker 2 7:29

For some reason, they just blisters all over their face mouth region mostly I like how they, they, the teachers, see that that girl with that and they don't at all think like that's.

Speaker 3 7:38

Concerning the mom was just like yeah, you're not sick, you're going to school.

Speaker 2 7:43

Yeah, they're just like oh yeah, she's just got these the worst cold sores you've ever seen in your entire life. That's fine and it's on her forehead it seemed so.

Speaker 1 7:51

It seemed so highly inappropriate, isn't it? Because, like she had it all over her mouth. It's like what is, what is your rationale for this teacher? Like, oh yeah, I saw your stepdad had that too.

Speaker 2 8:02

Like, come on yeah, I don, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the thought process. There was no thought process with that.

Speaker 1 8:07

No, that was pretty bad.

Speaker 2 8:09

Although can we talk about. I loved that when she decided to take a chunk out of the bully's cheek.

Speaker 1 8:15

Yeah.

Speaker 2 8:16

The guy was just like, oh, did I send her to the principal?

Speaker 3 8:19

No, I wanted to give her a high five. The kid was a dick. A high five, yeah, I mean I also rip off her fucking chunk of her scalp first, so I feel like he got what he deserved kind of right I mean to be fair, I would not have expected her scalp to come off so I also did absolutely love the fact that she, um, what do you call it?

Understanding the Cooties Virus

Speaker 1 8:41

uh, not she, um, I already forgot his name wade, I think was his name. Yeah, through the reference of the Hobbit in there.

Speaker 3 8:48

Yeah, eric got that a couple seconds later, yeah.

Speaker 2 8:53

TJ didn't even know that was the guy from the Hobbit.

Speaker 3 8:56

Okay, is that right? Yeah, I pointed it out to him. Tj had no idea. Is that right?

Speaker 2 9:00

Freaking.

Speaker 1 9:01

TJ didn't know, is that right Freaking?

Speaker 2 9:02

TJ didn't know, he had no idea.

Speaker 1 9:03

I was like dude that's Frodo so everybody knows how this started, right yes?

Speaker 3 9:12

The guy fucked a chicken and gave it herpes, and then cooked.

Speaker 2 9:16

It Sounds as plausible as you can get, you know.

Speaker 1 9:21

You had an opportunity there.

Speaker 3 9:26

I'm very disappointed in both of you, that neither one, neither one of you fucking on.

Speaker 1 9:28

Nope, nope. Neither one of you said the obvious I was. I was counting on one of you to make an obvious choking the chicken joke how how could you not make a?

Speaker 3 9:39

choking the chicken joke boomers. Yeah, I was in the chicken.

Speaker 2 9:43

I was literally gonna say but he literally did still, yeah, I, we say it was the meat, or you know yeah exactly that's not when we, when we hear choke the chicken, you know we're not thinking about that here's the thing.

Speaker 1 9:56

Here's the thing. I'm the host, so fuck you both.

Speaker 2 10:00

Well, if you hit us both equally, then we're still equal all the time yeah, yeah, no I mean no too late, what. Too late. I've never choked a chicken Too late.

Speaker 3 10:10

Look, I'll go grab it right now I just fucking come back with the live chicken, strangle it.

Speaker 1 10:16

Too late. I would not even appreciate that, as highly entertaining as that might be.

Speaker 2 10:22

Wow, that sounds sensitive.

Speaker 1 10:23

Very, I'm sensitive.

Speaker 3 10:29

Strength Okay.

Speaker 1 10:30

I gotta throw it out. Gotta throw it out to our man, josh, because he came back and said it's now called strangling the neck, rick.

Speaker 3 10:36

That's crazy. One point for Josh.

Speaker 2 10:41

I could get behind that.

Speaker 1 10:43

Oh dang.

Speaker 2 10:45

Stroke. Rick is kind of crazy.

Speaker 1 10:46

That just got gross.

Speaker 2 10:50

Ew.

Speaker 3 10:50

I don't like that one either. That one's worse, cockrick.

Speaker 1 10:55

Anyways, what did we learn about this virus?

Speaker 2 10:59

We are on live.

Speaker 3 11:00

It is spread through bites and scratches. It is spread through bites and scratches, but only if you're under puberty age does it actually zombify you.

Speaker 1 11:12

Isn't that wild.

Speaker 3 11:13

If you're over, then it gives you diarrhea and makes you throw up. You get the flu.

Speaker 2 11:18

It's an interesting premise.

Speaker 1 11:20

It was like it was so wild to me that they went this route, which that was why I read the definition of cooties, because it's it's comical that they made this specifically for children, and young children at that. So of course, you know, being adult, you have the advantage there that being adult.

Speaker 1 11:47

Now, what do you guys think about the um, the scratches? We've had this conversation in the past, in another episode regarding the scratching, and I can't quite rationalize this one. In the past I rationalized it by saying I believed the scratching would cause effect because, no matter what the case, somebody's getting attacked by a zombie, they're most likely going to be scratching and trying to defend themselves, to no avail. Of course, it's not going to help, but then when they return, their fingernails are going to be absolutely disgusting and contaminated. Right, that was my, my rational, my rationale in previous episodes. How, how could this be rationalized? Do you guys have any ideas?

Speaker 3 12:28

what I usually think is for like the walking dead or stuff like that, is not only like your point, but also every part of the zombie is dying, including their under their fingernails. You know, so, um, you know that that part gets loose like you know, so, um, you know that that part gets loose, like you know, when you're dead. So I'm guessing that has something to do with, like you know, you're getting zombie juices in you. Um, this one, maybe I hate the way you worded that Maybe because of the, maybe because they had chicken nuggets under their fingernails? I don't fucking know. It doesn't really make sense in this case, because the only real rotted part of them is the immediate affected area and their blood yeah, the blood too.

Speaker 3 13:12

So I don't, I don't really see how it could transfer that way yeah, that bites.

Speaker 2 13:17

Yes, because your mouth is disgusting that's obvious I I do think that I'm generally, in most cases, on the side of scratches would not infect, but rather scratches would introduce you to some awful potential infection. Not zombie, but just ingent Damn. Sorry, my fish just tried to jump out the tank and slammed his face on the top he's pulling a TJ's fish Quite larger, and it makes a really loud noise.

Speaker 3 13:51

Dude, tj's fish is massive he's also not dead yet.

Speaker 2 13:54

It's not a euphemism, it's a literal fish.

Speaker 1 13:57

Well, okay, so while we're on this, his cod is huge. While we're on this subject of scratches, as you guys, really, when TJ was talking, it kind of came into my head what do you think the rationalization would be? Or how believable is the rationalization to say the scratch is infected because when they were scratching people, the skin under the fingernails was breaking and they were transferring their blood?

Speaker 3 14:30

That's possible. I think what they're going for in this is just because, cootie's, when you're a kid, it's just like oh, it's just tag. Yeah, jonathan touched me he has I have cooties, you know.

Speaker 1 14:42

So I think they're kind of going for that type beat. But we're going to go. We're going to go there.

Speaker 2 14:47

I think that is the extent of the logic. If we also consider the rest of the law, the logic of this movie. I think that's the extent of the law of the logic, because I mean you've you've scratched yourself before or accidentally scratched someone before it doesn't break your nail.

Speaker 1 15:06

Yeah, no, it takes kind of a lot. Yeah, it would take a lot.

Speaker 2 15:08

So I definitely think the extent of the logic was oh, you're scratched, you're infected.

Speaker 3 15:13

I am looking up how chicken pox spreads touching chicken pox blisters or through the air, um, or if somebody like sneezes, you know um which is in the air that's how chicken pox spreads, so possible blisters under the nails or something well, it is also a chicken pox variant, so true, so it could have.

Speaker 2 15:34

Just it could act completely differently, yeah, but essentially still come from the same thing, but be completely different, you know? Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 15:42

So then yeah, that's just yeah.

Speaker 1 15:46

So then we'll get past that part. I think that's.

Speaker 2 15:49

I think that was that, I think you're right.

Speaker 1 15:51

We solved that Now in most of our previous episodes. We have varying decisions. We have varying decisions and I think that the actual decision they made in this movie to barricade themselves in was the correct choice amongst all the rest. What do you guys say?

Speaker 2 16:08

I agree. I think they could have. Well, I don't know. I agree to an extent, but once they got under the vents, I think you got to get out.

Speaker 3 16:18

Yeah. So like yes, they did barricade themselves in, like they barricaded themselves a bunch of times where they like locked the doors and stuff, but a lot of the time when they're running from them, they just leave the doors open behind them.

Speaker 2 16:32

Oh yeah, and they wouldn't throw stuff like in the way there's like big stacks of chairs and shit, like in the hallway when they're running.

Speaker 3 16:38

Why don't you throw some of that shit down? Slow them?

Speaker 2 16:40

down a little bit. I think part of the thought process is that like what if we have to go back that way?

Speaker 1 16:46

but I, I think, one problem at a time, you know yeah, I think um one thing that I I will say, as far as barricading went, that I was rather impressed with, was when they had gone through the ducts. Um, I forget Elijah Woods character's name, uh, clint, when Clint and um I was going to say Frodo yeah.

Survival Advantages Against Child Zombies

Speaker 1 17:09

Chick, god, I have. I have it here. I got to just scroll up here when Clint and Lucy went through the vents and they went. Uh, they went a different way because the kids got into the vents. Clearly they would right. They're much smaller, easier to maneuver. Yeah, but I loved how wade handled it from his end when they told him the kids were coming. He had them throw stuff up to him and he packed the vent with stuff, closed the vent and I I don't think he screwed it down, but he strapped it ratchet, strapped it yeah he did I think ultimately, he was a good leader yeah, a little little gung-ho, but

Speaker 2 17:47

a little bit like, but he had, like, I think he had the heart that you need to be a leader and he was willing to like he trusted uh, lucy was her name when she was like both of your guys' ideas are stupid, we should do this, yeah. So I think, like I do think he had the leader instincts. As much of a doofus as he kind of was, I ended up liking him and actually really understanding him. And then, especially when Lucy and Clint kissed, I was telling TJ, I was like, oh, I was like I don't like this. I'm actually on Wade's side, like that's really shitty of her, which?

Speaker 1 18:23

I actually kind of like that they all came to that agreement.

Speaker 2 18:27

Yeah.

Speaker 1 18:27

Like well, wade, you know, didn't even want to hear about it. He just kind of shut it down. But Clint even told him when I was kissing her what. But I think the the barricading Now there is that funny part that I think was kind of a little bit of a diss was they went out onto that balcony, or they called it the roof, to try to get the PTA parents' attention. That's where the zombie baby occurred, which was devastating to me. I did not like that part. But where were the other parents had it already taken over.

Speaker 2 19:07

They kind of mentioned that. Yeah they kind of mentioned that. And then when they got to Danville and they saw all the TV screens in the window, it was everywhere.

Speaker 1 19:18

But you think it already got everywhere by 3 pm that same day well, think about, because there were no other parents like don't, wouldn't you expect I know for me.

Speaker 2 19:28

Think about every school in the district got it all at once because it was all through the chicken nuggets that were no, no, I, I get I get it completely chicken nuggets, so like families. You know just because, speaking of which, what did? What did you get? Ollie, completely chicken nuggets, so like that's what I mean. You know just because, speaking of, which.

Speaker 1 19:42

What did? What did you get ollie today?

Speaker 2 19:44

chicken nuggets but they specifically asked me for that I was. I called corinne to ask her if she wanted any whoa hold the presses.

Speaker 1 19:53

This is, uh, this is worthy of stopping the podcast.

Speaker 2 19:57

Guess who just came into the live I have a guess who uh, oh my god, that's what I was gonna say sam sam sam, just came back into the live.

Speaker 3 20:08

Haven't seen you in a minute thank you for 20 donuts fuck yeah I want welcome back now, come over to my life, because these guys stink I would love you stink.

Speaker 1 20:22

You are part of these guys, yeah yeah, you are part of these guys now. Now is where I want to hear somebody saying they tripped eric or tj, because I definitely believe. Yep, lol, tj.

Speaker 3 20:37

What she's tripping you, bro, she's tripping you I'm tripping she, she's going to trip you while we are all running oh, good luck with that you do not have to be the fastest, you just have to be faster than one other person, but I guarantee you're shorter than me which would kind of make it easier. No, not if I'm in my stride already. I'm pretty sure, even if I'm in my stride already.

Speaker 1 20:59

I'm pretty sure, even if I'm in my stride, eric would be able to trip me.

Speaker 3 21:04

Yeah, I always stay vigilant though.

Speaker 1 21:07

I mean you might be able to. No, you would get up faster than me.

Speaker 2 21:12

I would roll If I fell.

Speaker 1 21:14

I'd go into a roll Because if you knew you were going to trip me and you came in front of me and tripped me. I would take the harder hit. Oh yeah, I mean, you might hurt my ankle a little bit and I'm also fucking old, so it would take me probably three to five seconds longer to get up.

Speaker 3 21:29

If somebody like Eric tries to trip me like he sticks his leg out, I'm just going to run through it. His leg's getting obliterated, you know.

Speaker 2 21:36

You see, that might be true actually.

Speaker 3 21:37

That's like getting hit with a motorcycle, you know.

Speaker 1 21:40

Sam asks how tall are you?

Speaker 3 21:41

Six foot eight and three quarters.

Speaker 1 21:42

No, you're not. Six foot three. Six two six, three and one quarter, are you being for?

Speaker 2 21:48

real. Shut the fuck up. After six foot you don't count quarters.

Speaker 3 21:51

You don't count quarters, fuck you. I'm six, three.

Speaker 1 21:53

Yeah, six, three, three Sam.

Speaker 3 21:56

Guaranteed, guaranteed. You're like what? 5'4" Sam yeah.

Speaker 2 22:02

If I stick my foot out to try and trip TJ and he was full sprint he might break my ankle, my mom's in my life, hi mom. Nice, Hi mom. But yeah, he might break my ankle by just slamming into it.

Speaker 1 22:16

Josh says well, I mean, even a small stick can throw you off your bike. I josh says well, I mean, even a small stick can throw you off your bike.

Speaker 2 22:23

I mean potentially, but here's. So here's the thing if I do trip you tj, you're screwed once you hit the ground mellow, you're six foot. No, that's gonna be that I can just roll like cannonball from ben 10 homie I just lock all my body into one round ball and just roll I think if you fall, that's it, but tall, I think it'd be hard to to take you down no, you know what I if, if adrenaline is pumping, though, I don't think I would even like.

Speaker 1 22:50

I think I'll just shake it off, like really quick maybe so I'm gonna use that to segue back into the movie because I think it's an appropriate point. When you're charging through the playground like that, I think it's far more likely that you're tripping over kids I'm not gonna lie maybe, maybe not you, and I'm not trying to dig at you, no I.

Speaker 2 23:10

I was saying it while I'm watching this movie. I genuinely think I survived this one. I don't think I survived most of them and like I think I could survive this one, it's children. Yeah, they're.

Speaker 3 23:19

And the thing is, if they're like gonna bite you why don't you just cover yourself in something they can't bite through? Go to the fucking library and wrap a bunch of fucking magazines around you Magazines?

Speaker 1 23:30

Yeah.

Speaker 2 23:31

They're like nine years old. Like just fucking punt them. You know what they're kids.

Speaker 3 23:35

Wrap broccoli around you.

Speaker 1 23:36

Wrap broccoli.

Speaker 3 23:43

True, broccoli around you wrap broccoli, true, okay, we didn't try that, just make a broccoli like pepper spray.

Speaker 1 23:46

you know, start when they go to ah spray in their mouth they'll be like a broccoli spray yeah yeah you know, what's interesting is maybe not broccoli, right, but you can't be far off here because we learned that ritalin and adderall worked oh yeah, so just they like od'd on it knocked them out crazy yeah, which is also another point, that they were more infected than zombies that was definitely more of a message to society than I think so that felt targeted.

Speaker 3 24:18

Do you like violence?

Speaker 1 24:20

yeah, I actually thought that they were going to change their report and then I realized it wouldn't make any sense for them. I mean it, but it's also a horror comedy. It wasn't really trying to be too serious, but I thought that they were going to change the message that, uh, it was uh, pre-adolescence that were vulnerable to this virus, and maybe that it was all of the drugged and but it. It didn't, but it was.

Speaker 2 24:46

It was so wild that they had so many freaking pills yeah and in their backpacks right they definitely made some commentary about that because you saw it in the classroom, children.

Speaker 1 24:56

Yeah, and I I think it's true.

Speaker 2 24:57

Kids, overmedicated children yeah, and I think it's true Kids are overmedicated nowadays.

Speaker 1 25:00

Definitely.

Speaker 2 25:02

I mean, it's like I'm sad once I need antidepressants. You're like whoa, maybe being sad is normal occasionally and kids being attention deficit. You can't pay attention in class. That has a lot to do with screens, then it's. It's kind of just given.

Speaker 1 25:20

I definitely believe that it's screen time sitting down. We weren't allowed to sit down in my youth. You didn't go inside, especially like during summertime. No way, my mom would be cleaning hell. No, you get your filthy ass outside.

Speaker 3 25:34

That was, that was the rule like you know, if my friends are outside, I would be outside but, as soon as we go inside, I'd be on the fucking game. Or, if it's like a rainy day, on the game but I would always like you know go out ride bikes with my friends and shit and get into trouble.

Speaker 2 25:51

I was dumb shit my half and half was my mom's. I pretty much never played games. I would occasionally play a computer game, and that's when I was really into mmos, but uh, when I would come to california, that's when I would play most of my games yeah, drinking, drinking from the water hose plays games drinking from the water hose.

Speaker 1 26:13

That was our thing, so yeah, we definitely got cooties from the water hose. We would get up, we would get up, we would get up, we would go, go outside, probably by and I'm talking summertime, and as we're approaching summertime here for most of the school kids, you go outside as soon as, as soon as, I'd say roughly around 10 am, you're outside and you don't come back until the streetlights are on.

Speaker 3 26:37

I would I go fucking past that summertime dude it over. Here it gets dark at like fucking 9 30. I'd be out till fucking 10. Then I go inside it'd be dark.

Speaker 1 26:49

I'll be like yep, time to go in no, no, we had to go in, it was. The rule was streetlights are on and the streetlights came on mid-summer. Uh, right at the right at the solstice, it's about 8 pm, just a little after 8 pm, I'd say like 8 15 he's more northern than us.

Speaker 2 27:05

Yeah, and it makes a big difference. Oh, absolutely there, holy crap, it was like 9, 30 and the sun wasn't going down and it's fucking may I believe it it was pretty dope dude.

Speaker 3 27:15

We're fucking middle of the night.

Speaker 1 27:17

We're playing outside that was, that was uh, that was our thing. So there was one thing that I did not really notice in there was uh, it got dark quick, didn't it?

Speaker 2 27:30

yeah we were like mid-afternoon I was like I don't even know. Okay, it just seemed like that kind of movie.

Speaker 3 27:38

They said wait till what three?

Speaker 1 27:40

and then they went three right, and then they couldn't have been.

Speaker 3 27:43

All of a sudden it was dark yeah, it was just like maybe a couple hours later, and then it was dark, so five and it was, and it was summertime yeah, like weird yeah, so there was that.

Speaker 1 27:55

Then there was, of course, the fantastic janitor comes in now. I did love his. Uh, I felt the exact same way. That way did as he's telling his story. It's like okay, this is taking so long. Yeah, why, why are you doing that? I loved how he he used the 80s movies montage for that whole scene which was absolutely perfect.

Barricade Strategies and Escape Planning

Speaker 3 28:21

He made katana out of fucking garden cheers and was murking. It was crazy. It was like dog. The hiring process on this movie was fucking crazy, because they're like how stereotypically Japanese, just vaguely Japanese, can you be?

Speaker 1 28:42

Bro, you got it, you got to give the most credit to Wade, who comes up with an air pressurized pitching machine. I think I think it was a pitching machine that he somehow fit on his back and mounted it. And you.

Speaker 3 28:58

I mean, I saw some of those straight headshots, man that was brutal, the balls at like fucking 100, I mean this was.

Speaker 1 29:11

This was from an elementary school, but I'll tell you I I'll bet you money, it's at least 60 miles an hour do you think you could actually make something that would shoot with that velocity, that's hand-sized like portable?

Speaker 2 29:24

Oh, most definitely, dude.

Speaker 3 29:27

I'm telling you, in the apocalypse I would just be in just tinkering with shit. I already have ideas on how to do it. You know those old like hot wheel tracks where you take the car and push it through those seats. Okay, so something like that. I just get like two big ass dc motors, get a like a backpack to hold a battery and just have like a feeding tunnel for something and just like have it mounted. It'd be heavy as shit but it would kick.

Speaker 1 29:54

I already got ideas, plans, have you guys? Have you guys? This goes out to josh because he's absolutely right on this have you guys ever heard of potato guns? Oh yeah, those are dangerous now if we were in the apocalypse? You can't use potatoes, so you have to use something else, right, something not edible, so you're not wasting your food, your food source a little bit bigger. You'd have to go a little bit bigger than that just stick a whole bunch of coins in there.

Speaker 2 30:18

High key.

Speaker 1 30:20

Alice from Resident Evil.

Speaker 2 30:23

Reusable. There you go, fucking femurs.

Speaker 3 30:26

I like that. Just go click the funnels and just start launching them.

Speaker 1 30:30

You just use the whole thighs.

Speaker 3 30:31

Yeah just. Right, right, that's amazing. All you need is an accelerant, something, something I mean we used to use like a brake cleaner yeah, air spray or fucking axe or something like that.

Speaker 1 30:46

You fill the chamber with it we used to use brake cleaner and then you'd screw on brake cleaners, the little, the little uh flint. We used to use a flint from a bick lighter that you would just screw it on, and then you freaking strike that thing and oh, we got some launch on those things starting fluid. You could use starting fluid that'd probably fucking blow it up though it might depending on what you use.

Speaker 1 31:14

I mean, if you use you use some good like schedule 80, but if it does explode, you're you're in a world of hurt now. We're talking now about using whatever you can as a weapon. Being resourceful is always a go-to in every kind of survival situation. Right, you can't? You can't let things go to waste if something has a use. This is where I think not to be a cliche, but I think gamers have a pretty good comprehension of theoretical knowledge of not leaving shit behind.

Speaker 3 31:49

Both of you guys have talked about it, Especially fucking Eric dude. He's a loot fiend. I am not. I am not a loot goblin, you are dude.

Speaker 1 31:57

I like that name. I am not A loot goblin.

Speaker 3 32:00

Dude, he just fucking runs through and snatches everything and then leaves I?

Speaker 2 32:05

I only grab what I could use.

Speaker 3 32:07

Sure, I've never once picked up a great sword or anything like that you literally did not even need that fire grease and you still took it I for my bow.

Speaker 2 32:16

Yes, I did what nah bro oh, you're talking about the one time. Okay, there was. There was one time that I I one time.

Speaker 1 32:24

There was one time, was it just one time?

Speaker 2 32:26

it was just one time that I accidentally took uh fire grease when I already had a fire weapon, so that was kind of pointless, but that was one time and what I mean.

Speaker 1 32:37

But what did you commit some kind of a sin where, like TJ, actually needed that, but you took it anyway.

Speaker 2 32:42

No.

Speaker 3 32:43

So TJ didn't need it. Who cares?

Speaker 1 32:45

I always need it, that's, that's no problem, he never needs it. So not specifically this movie, because we didn't actually come across this situation other than the fact that they had to go to the vending machine to get candy for a diabetic kid, right. Go to the vending machine to get candy for a diabetic kid, right. Uh, not in that situation. But as you're out scavenging and you're going house to house, what items are you gonna look for first to take with you?

Speaker 2 33:11

first uh, do I have a weapon? Um, we'll say yeah okay, well, I might be looking for a better weapon, um but, then, I'm also just looking for maybe canned food or something, because I'm thinking kind of more long-term. But I don't know. It kind of depends, because if we're going to be on the run right now, like we have to run, I'm looking more for a weapon that I can defend myself with.

Speaker 1 33:33

Okay, you're going straight for the garage.

Speaker 3 33:35

I'm going straight for the garage. I'm going to see what kind of fricking power tools they got in there, maybe even, like I don't know, fucking one of those long ass saws on a stick, you know, one of the chainsaws on a stick that they use for branches. Okay, also food, that's. Yeah, I'm assuming the water is going to work for like a little bit, so I'll already have like containers and stuff to fill, and they're already filled by then, you know. So, food and weapon.

Speaker 1 34:04

So you would? You would start by filling water. Yeah, filling containers.

Speaker 3 34:08

Water is more important than food. I could survive without food for three weeks.

Speaker 1 34:13

Completely agree.

Speaker 3 34:15

I got a lot of stores here.

Speaker 1 34:20

Completely agree.

Speaker 2 34:21

Eric will immediately die after three days. I don't need to eat that much, man he really doesn't eat that much exactly you know,

Speaker 1 34:26

what you know, what does it when he, when he plays around with the devil's lettuce it does make me quite hungry then he's like I gotta eat oh my god the guy in the van. He just ate a whole bag of shrooms oh my god, was that the best thing ever, or what he's over here seeing people getting eaten and then he, a cop, pulls up and he's like priorities, I'm not getting caught I'm not getting caught start seeing giraffes, how dude he's like yeah, are you on drugs too, like what the?

Speaker 3 34:57

fuck and me and eric the whole time we're. Is he going to do anything, this movie, or is he just going to be in the van the whole time?

Speaker 2 35:04

He was just in the van the whole time. Huh, he redeemed himself.

Speaker 1 35:08

He redeemed himself. For sure. All right, but yeah, when you're in these types of situations, what do you guys think is the better way? Are you a stick together kind of guy, or are you a split up and get it done kind of guy?

Speaker 2 35:24

uh, I don't know, tg, you want to go first?

Speaker 1 35:26

you can use this, this movie, as your, as your launching point um.

Speaker 3 35:31

So basically, you know, near the end where rain wilson's character is getting swarmed by the cootie children, yep, um, and they're all on top of them. Yep, uh. Well, while me and eric were watching it, I was like pov 100 men versus a gorilla oh yeah, that seems pretty accurate actually 100 men versus two gorillas would definitely beat the dudes.

Speaker 1 35:59

I feel like I feel like there would be a better chance the gorillas would win, so that's why my point is at least one or two more friends with me that could. I like it. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 36:11

In this situation.

Speaker 1 36:12

Yeah, in most situations.

Speaker 3 36:14

I feel like I could get through at least 112 of these children before I'm I'm down.

Speaker 2 36:20

Damn 12, 112, 112, 112. 112 of these children before I'm I'm down. Damn. 12, 112, 112. That seems like a lot. I think you underestimate how many 100 you could throw 100 punches.

Speaker 3 36:33

Oh yeah, I think. Tune in on instagram next week, where we all that's gonna take a lot of endurance challenge I.

Speaker 2 36:38

I think you might be overestimating yourself.

Speaker 1 36:43

The other part is when you punch. We're not talking about air punches. Could you hit a heavy bag A hundred times in quick succession? It's more like With equal power between punches. I don't think it's constant punches.

Speaker 3 36:58

I'm not going like anime style. You know I'm going like, but they're know I'm gonna go like. I got you no, but they're coming at you one after the other. So it's going to be more like punch boom, punch throw, knock a punch down. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, stop, you know I'm not gonna lie with adrenaline.

Speaker 2 37:15

You maybe get about 15 punches and slash shove kicks in before you're like holy fuck Cause, you're not just. It's not like you're just standing in your room punching at open air. It's like Alex is saying like you're hitting something and granted it's, it's a child.

Speaker 1 37:30

So it's not like oh, this is so bad. I'm surprised we haven't been restricted yet.

Speaker 2 37:35

But the the idea would be that any sort of resistance it's gonna take something out of you and I don't know, I think I would have to run.

Speaker 3 37:45

Okay, so we need a willing child participant for me to punch on the top of the head and see if they survive.

Speaker 1 37:51

I got to give a Fenriris.

Speaker 3 37:54

It's got a kid.

Speaker 1 37:58

Oh my.

Speaker 3 37:58

God, just one punch, I'll give you a thousand dollars, dollars so you don't have a thousand dollars, so I actually do currently have a thousand dollars okay as tj's saying this.

Speaker 1 38:10

Ben ruris types in quote you underestimate my power, end quote. And he says easy, obi wannabe wow, that's pretty good I, I truly do have that one ground.

Speaker 3 38:23

I am six three, so it is.

Speaker 1 38:25

That part is true. That is the high ground. Oh man, all right, all right.

Speaker 3 38:31

So let me see that was crazy I'm gonna go to the nearest museum, try to find the biggest set of armor.

Improvised Weapons and Resourcefulness

Speaker 2 38:37

I can, yeah, you know we've talked about it, something like a shark suit would actually be kind of beneficial in a situation like this I'm talking any sort of like.

Speaker 1 38:48

I need the impact from the metal to also help my punch okay, all right, this is pretty good down this fucking street, just clang clang, clang clang that's why I've always liked the shark suit, because it's kevlar yeah silent, flexible, maneuverable these kids were strong, though they ripped off somebody's arm right, yeah, I feel like they would.

Speaker 2 39:13

They definitely have shit out of socket yeah, yeah, they definitely had super shanks, all right so I gotta, I gotta, read josh's comment here.

Speaker 1 39:20

He's got a scenario for us. The scenario you have to fight an unlimited amount of third graders and every 10th round a fifth grader joins in. How many rounds would you survive with just your fists?

Speaker 3 39:34

one more time how many?

Speaker 1 39:36

you have an unlimited like unlimited amount of third graders and uh, yeah, how so unlimited? How many per round, josh?

Speaker 3 39:45

per round. This is important.

Speaker 2 39:47

That does adjust my answer what's the race?

Speaker 3 39:48

of this fifth grader also oh my god, please don't say samoan.

Speaker 1 39:52

Please don't say that's crazy.

Speaker 3 39:57

20 videos of little samoan fifth graders looking like fucking middle schoolers running.

Speaker 1 40:03

They're 20 per round. 20 per round 23rd grader.

Speaker 3 40:08

Final Okay so every 10th round. Is it like final boss fight? So like no more graders and then the fifth grader comes out.

Speaker 1 40:16

Answer that Josh.

Speaker 2 40:17

Or maybe it's on a timer, Is it? Oh no.

Speaker 1 40:20

He says and joins in. A fifth grader joins in, so it'll be 21 in that round.

Speaker 3 40:24

Wow, 40.

Speaker 1 40:27

Mellow's half Samoan. You'll get up to round 40? No?

Speaker 3 40:29

I'll get 240. I can get 40.

Speaker 1 40:33

How long is each round?

Speaker 3 40:36

Because third graders. Cod zombies Eventually it's fetch me their souls. They're all coming at once. Do I get a weapon or am? I just bare hands, bare hands, just your fists damn, give me a katana or something there's no challenge with that I know I mean like that would up the chances of like how I could probably get through at least like 80. Give me a gun.

Speaker 1 41:02

No, no time limit, so you could take 150 rounds. I can get through you could take as long as you want to clear the 20. Wow, so impressive. See, see that that I would just I would.

Speaker 2 41:16

I think I could get the one.

Speaker 1 41:18

I think I could get up to 40 to round 40. I could tell you how to 20, 20 kids come out and I have to take them all out. But there's no time limit. But I can only use my fists that I'm running around, I'm climbing up on walls that they can't reach to rest. I regain my strength for periods of time. I jump back down or I boot them from the top of the wall well, we gotta ask how tall is this wall I have. I think of right outside Seven feet Eight feet.

Speaker 3 41:46

You don't have a great record.

Speaker 2 41:48

Josh. Are they afraid? Shut up Just saying Are they afraid of death, Death?

Speaker 3 41:55

Are they afraid of death? I feel like if they're just regular kids, they're afraid.

Speaker 1 41:59

No, they're not.

Speaker 2 42:00

But they're just regular kids. They're afraid. No, they're not, but they're not regular kids.

Speaker 1 42:02

They wouldn't be afraid of death. No, they're zombie kids.

Speaker 2 42:04

They're infected.

Speaker 1 42:05

They're like these kids.

Speaker 3 42:07

I was going to say, if they're afraid, I would just brutally maul one of them, they'd get afraid that would add shock damage. They'd be like ah.

Speaker 2 42:17

And then I would just run at them.

Speaker 3 42:17

Traditionally. Yeah, that would work, but so I could take at least 100 men versus one gorilla, I think that's crazy.

Speaker 1 42:23

Five rounds.

Speaker 2 42:25

I could do it, I could probably do it, I think you.

Speaker 3 42:28

But I definitely think you're right if Wade would have had Mr Beast. Can you sponsor this video idea? Oh, my God no, that would be hilarious.

Speaker 2 42:39

That would be rough.

Speaker 1 42:40

Jesus.

Speaker 3 42:42

Hi everybody, welcome back to another video. Today we are doing the 100 third graders versus one man challenge. If he can make it through all 100 within the time limit, he gets two hundred thousand dollars and this lamborghini I was gonna say two hundred thousand is not that much in a Mr Beast video. He's getting cheap lately.

Speaker 2 43:04

I'm not going to lie, damn.

Speaker 1 43:09

Sponsored by.

Speaker 2 43:10

Carl's Jr.

Speaker 1 43:11

Just had Carl's Jr, oh God, all right. So getting back on topic here, why, when you're in this situation, you are cornereded and you have to find an escape route, right, ultimately, that's your goal. You've got to get out of there. You're going to have to plan for this escape somehow. But I think, just like this movie pointed out, escape is much bigger than just getting out of the school, right? I mean, how far do you sit and plan? Uh, what do you try to accomplish in your planning to get out of the school and then?

Speaker 2 43:49

oh shit um well one. You got to know if it, if it even spread outside the school. But once you find out that it did, that's, uh, that's a big goof. I don't, yeah, I mean at that, I think you're trying to collect canned food and stuff for travel and then trying to find some place to call home, I guess some sort of defensible area.

Speaker 3 44:11

I would go less canned food and more dry goods like pasta and shit.

Speaker 2 44:17

Preservable food, you know.

Speaker 3 44:18

Yeah.

Speaker 2 44:19

Things that aren't going to spoil Rice. Things that you can easily eat while on the road.

Speaker 3 44:22

Rice is heavy, though, if you.

Speaker 1 44:24

So, it is, it is.

Speaker 2 44:26

You also need a water and a fire source Cans. You can just pop open and eat them cold.

Speaker 3 44:31

You know they're gross, but you can, you can throw them in some water and let them soak.

Speaker 1 44:43

Also kind of heavy. One bag we'll call it a 20-pound bag will feed you for quite some time, and if you can accomplish getting a protein source, I'm going to use tuna, for example.

Speaker 3 44:52

Not chicken.

Speaker 1 44:53

Not chicken. I mean you could get chicken. If you could get canned chicken, it will work just the same as canned tuna.

Speaker 2 44:58

Not in this world.

Speaker 1 44:59

That wouldn't be a problem, not in this world, but as long as you didn't get chicken from that farm you're okay.

Speaker 3 45:06

Chickpeas From Fort Chicken. Such a stupid name for a town.

Speaker 2 45:12

Fort Chicken, fort Chicken. I love Danville, at least for not Fort Chicken.

Speaker 1 45:16

But if you get yourself some we'll say, tuna, rice and oil right, olive oil, avocado oil, something of that nature you will survive for quite some time on that. It's not going to be a wide variety of food and it's not going to always taste that great, but it will keep you alive for a long time.

Speaker 2 45:34

You know, I think about it from time to time. I really don't think that if a zombie apocalypse were to happen, that houses would be completely looted, I think from the amount of people that are going to perish right away, at the very start of it.

Speaker 3 45:51

You know how many of them are at home.

Speaker 2 45:52

There's going to be way too many houses compared to survivors. I don't really think you. I think all fresh stuff.

Speaker 2 46:00

Yeah, we'll eventually go bad, but I think all the all the preserved stuff like the, like peanut butter and canned food and stuff that people have rice and whatnot, I mean, unless you like, have an organized group looting an entire neighborhood. Odds of finding an unlooted house are not that low. Uh, initially I think it would be like you know 10 years in where you're like, okay, there's nothing anywhere. Everybody, all the survivors who are alive have looted the surrounding areas, like that would make sense.

Speaker 3 46:34

But initially I I think you can easily find that kind of stuff that has like instead of I, I would say like, if you're preparing to like, you know, if you're looting a house, let's say, and you go in the fridge and you're like, oh, stuff's starting to go bad, get the stuff that has like seeds in it. You know, like tomatoes, cucumbers have seeds all the fruits and shit. And you can. You can farm those like keep, keep that and farm them, you know.

Speaker 2 47:00

Well, so here's the problem A lot of food nowadays is not necessarily organic or fresh. Do you think you could grow Alex? You'd probably know this better. Do you think you could grow tomato or whatnot from store-bought tomatoes? You can, I've seen it happen.

Speaker 1 47:16

You can. One of the problems with non-organic, non-heirloom tomatoes is, or fruits and vegetables in general, is they can? I say I don't know. They grow them to mutate the seeds to prevent uh pollinization and uh germination. Like they, they specifically don't want them to grow again, so they in essence they, sterilize them okay, so go to your nearest hipster fucking whole foods store.

Speaker 3 47:47

Get yourself some all organic heirloom fucking whatever all organic uh non-gmo fruits and vegetables should be, should be good to go um, but yeah

Speaker 2 47:58

but here's the problem depot there's seeds. I was gonna yeah, you could just go to any hardware store that has a garden section and just find all the seeds you would need. Yeah, nobody's thinking of that.

Speaker 1 48:08

Here's a problem that comes with it. It's not so much the planting the fruit and vegetables, it's planting them and getting a full yield.

Speaker 1 48:18

Yeah, growing and maintaining you have to expect you're going to have a certain amount of loss. So the more land you have, the better, because the more you can plant. But you're going to lose plants, you're going to lose fruit, you're going to have problems with pests, rodents and other animals getting in and eating your fruit and plants. So would it be possible? Absolutely, it would be difficult, because everything's going to start going hungry based on the downfall of the world.

Speaker 1 48:49

People are going to start eating more plants, people are going to have uh, ran through the wildlife, the edible wildlife, and when you start planting today, you don't get your first growth on many fruits for months. So you've got problems to contend with.

Speaker 3 49:06

Yeah, and that's why, guys, the best food source in the apocalypse is other people.

Speaker 1 49:11

No, put up signs.

Speaker 3 49:12

Say hey, here's a safe area, Everybody head here.

How Many Zombie Kids Could You Fight?

Speaker 1 49:15

You know where they're heading. You sound like that group in the Walking Dead.

Speaker 2 49:20

Terminus yep, Also like that group in the Walking Dead. Terminus yep, Also like that group in the Last of Us.

Speaker 3 49:24

Dude. That scene in the Walking Dead is fire, though when frickin' Rick's telling him where he hid the bag, he's like there's AKs and whatever, and then there's a machete with a red handle.

Speaker 1 49:36

That's what I'm gonna use to kill you, I'm gonna use to kill you with. And he did I like that, I to kill you with, and he did I like that. I like that one too. I made you a promise. So any final thoughts?

Speaker 2 49:49

I'll say it again I hate that. I liked it.

Speaker 3 49:55

At least 100 children I could get through before they take over.

Speaker 2 49:57

You are horribly overestimating your endurance.

Speaker 3 50:01

Doc, you don't know If a gorilla can't take on 100 men.

Speaker 2 50:07

you cannot take on 100 kids. Okay, but give me some crack, I'll do it.

Speaker 3 50:11

I'll do it real quick, bare handed. Bare handed with some crack, yeah, maybe.

Speaker 2 50:17

My odds might change.

Speaker 1 50:18

Okay, so here's the real question Crack feet versus 100 third graders Hold on, we said we came to the conclusion that we believed 100 men would be able to take down a gorilla, and at no point did we stipulate that the men were not afraid in any wise. We anticipated that there was hesitation. No, that there was hesitation no, that there was.

Speaker 2 50:42

No. We said it would have to be. It would have to be a hundred men who have, no, no regard for their own safety.

Speaker 3 50:51

Yeah, it's, either it's either they fight this gorilla or they get shot in the face. Well, yeah, but nonetheless they're not watch. They're not zombies?

Speaker 1 50:59

well, they're not just charging at this thing with no fear. There's still fear. We put the same exact parameter on it 100 zombie men, one gorilla no chance, gorillas toast.

Speaker 2 51:11

I don't think the gorilla wins. If all 100 men felt that their lives were in danger and they had to fight for their life, then yes, I think the 100 men definitely win If it's just 100 average men thrown in there there. I think once you watch 20 to 30 men get obliterated in 20 seconds but my point is don't fight anyone.

Speaker 1 51:28

A hundred zombie men, no regard for their life, not a thought, not there is no backing off if a hundred men win, a hundred zombie men win.

Speaker 2 51:36

I think that's. I think that's easy.

Speaker 1 51:38

There's no way you're taking.

Speaker 2 51:39

Yeah, there's no way he takes out 100 kids. That's easy. So there's no way you're taking 100 kids yeah there's no way he takes out 100 kids.

Speaker 3 51:44

That's not happening, and that's why this episode is sponsored by Mr Beast. Mr Beast, please give me $1,000.

Speaker 2 51:48

Bring out the 100 kids. Bring out the 100 kids.

Speaker 1 51:51

Find us 100 infected children.

Speaker 2 51:55

Everybody turn on your Spotify. Bring us 100 cancer kids Wow. All right, never mind no cancer, kids wow no he interrupted my good joke to say that what was your joke?

Speaker 3 52:08

I don't even remember anymore.

Speaker 2 52:10

At least 150 cancer kids, jesus you should end this and just give me the win now you are freaking terrible.

Speaker 3 52:21

I'm here to make people laugh from my absurdity, so I think I'm I'm working it, it's working this was a pretty absurd movie it was, uh, it's also very I traumatizing the baby scene, the noises I really don't like that. I really did not like it really did not like that, and then it was a zombie already, so I was just like zombie baby yeah.

Speaker 2 52:44

Apparently, this movie flunked in the box office. Oh my God, it flunked so hard.

Speaker 3 52:49

dude $2 million budget. Do you know how much they made back? No idea $500,000.

Speaker 2 52:55

Oh dang, but like. So. Here's the thing. This was not that bad of a movie.

Speaker 3 53:10

It was like it was one of those movies where it's like it's bad but it's so bad it's good, it's very well made, it's a funny movie. It's stupid, but it's funny. It doesn't deserve to be that bad like d-list actors and all I could say is you know, but I liked it.

Speaker 2 53:18

I thought, like rean wilson was great. I I'm not going to lie, oh, elijah Wood is his name. I thought they were great. I thought it was good choices. I can't believe this movie actually funked that hard.

Speaker 1 53:28

I wish. I mean I like the fact that Dwight got to be the hero. Yeah, that's going to be my new tagline now.

Speaker 3 53:35

Anybody order a badass Battlestar Galactica?

Speaker 1 53:39

Who's going to hit them with the socials?

Speaker 2 53:41

Oh well, you could follow us at Will you Survive? The podcast on most of our socials, I believe. That's our TikTok, that's our Instagram, that's our, not our ex.

Speaker 3 53:54

Our ex is Alex and Eric.

Speaker 2 53:57

W-I-S. Yeah, thanks for interrupting me and throwing that in there, like I didn't know that I mean you sounded very unsure and the Gmail is theboys at willyousurvivethepodcastcom.

Speaker 3 54:09

Send us an email. We will read it on you.

Speaker 2 54:11

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Speaker 1 54:24

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Speaker 3 54:27

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Speaker 2 54:33

Yeah, and follow that. Tj threw me off my rhythm. It's all his fault. I hate him.

Speaker 3 54:38

I feel like you're over here falling asleep, dude. I'm up, I'm ready. I feel like you're over here falling asleep, dude. I'm up, I'm ready. I am literally awake and speaking. You literally were laying back with your eyes closed like two seconds ago.

Speaker 2 54:48

I heard everything you said. I'm just sweating my balls off and ready for this episode to end.

Speaker 1 54:53

Okay, I have points here I like spending time with you guys. I like spending time with you too. All right, I got points here, but I do want to know, for influence points, what's your next movie?

Speaker 2 55:07

I have no idea. I mean, what do you want to watch?

Speaker 3 55:12

Like I really want to do Cast Away. It's been on my list for so long. It is such a good survival movie.

Speaker 1 55:21

Cast Away Okay.

Speaker 3 55:22

Cast Away. We are Cast.

Speaker 1 55:23

Away All right long it is such a good survival movie. Castaways, okay, castaway, we are castaways, all right, and and of course, mellow wants us to do zombies oh, zombie verse well, all right, I do have, uh, the point tally and I I'm actually giving TJ the movie point tally. So, tj, yes, you are this winner.

Speaker 3 55:46

I am a winner.

Speaker 1 55:48

You are the winner. Oh that was very anticlimactic yeah dude, let's go, mr.

Speaker 2 55:53

Beast hit me up.

Speaker 3 55:54

We could really do that video idea. I feel like it would be unproblematic.

Speaker 2 55:59

Unproblematic. Yeah, that's the adjective I would use.

Speaker 3 56:01

Yeah, unproblematic. Yeah, that's the adjective I would use, or if you could see, somehow I feel like 100 little people.

Speaker 1 56:09

No, here's what I think that's worse. It kind of is.

Speaker 3 56:14

Yeah, okay, how many little people you think you could take on? I feel like 20.

Speaker 2 56:21

Me. I could maybe take on like 10, and most of that would just be me running away.

Speaker 1 56:28

Whoa. Internet I don't think I could take on any, because I think they are my equal. Yeah, that's right. What?

Speaker 2 56:35

are you blind?

Speaker 1 56:36

That's right, I just went PC on, you fuckers.

Speaker 2 56:39

What are you blind?

Wrap Up and Castaway Preview

Speaker 1 56:40

Uh-huh. You don't see height yep, nope, I I am, I am ableist blind. This guy's the guy in the zombie apocalypse he's gonna be advocating for zombie rights of you, you people zombies gotta eat

Speaker 2 56:58

yeah, yeah, uh, yeah, you yeah you are gotta eat. You are speaking like you would be one of those advocates who are like they they're just hungry. They're just hungry why don't you just let them get a nibble?

Speaker 1 57:09

okay, okay, but hear me out, hear me out, hear me out I don't think anybody could argue with this? I don't think anybody's gonna argue with this.

Speaker 2 57:16

Just feed them pedophiles yeah, I mean yeah, well, like feed them pedophiles. And yeah, I mean yeah, well, like hear me out.

Speaker 1 57:24

Feed them. Pedophiles and people that want to beat 100 children.

Speaker 2 57:26

It's the new Chris Hansen show.

Speaker 3 57:29

That's crazy. I didn't even do it, yeah, but.

Speaker 2 57:37

It'll be the new zombie.

Speaker 3 57:38

Chris Hansen show 25-year-old man breaks into middle school and starts fighting the whole fifth grade class.

Speaker 1 57:51

He is captured on camera saying see, josh, I can take all fifth graders.

Speaker 2 57:57

When officers asked him why he did it, his response was, and I quote fuck them kids.

Speaker 3 58:04

Fuck them kids. And on that note end this episode.

Speaker 1 58:12

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Speaker 2 58:39

Yeah, they're all super, super, super different.

Speaker 1 58:44

And you should definitely, definitely listen to every single one of them, because I'm pretty sure it's tune in. That's alexa and you can say alexa, play, will you survive the podcast? And guess what? She'll fucking do it.

Speaker 3 58:49

There's easter eggs and all the different platforms. You just gotta listen and you know what?

Speaker 1 58:54

wait, hang on, let's not make promises with all of that, I just have TJ to say one last thing to all of our lovely listeners my, my, my truck has a dual real dual, dual, dual, dual, dual real dual.

Speaker 3 59:16

Do do it survive?

Speaker 1 59:19

not bad, not bad, that was good, thank you.