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CODE BLACK: The Hospital Escape Part 2
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Barefoot, freshly self-operated on, and trapped in a hospital from hell. Our harrowing journey continues as we navigate through blood-stained hallways and encounter horrors that defy explanation.
The waiting room holds our first clue - a dead security guard with valuable equipment. We quickly discover that proper navigation requires more than just courage as we arm ourselves with a baton, handcuffs, and keys. Desperation forces us to don the guard's bloodied clothes simply to have pockets for carrying essential items.
Searching for escape routes becomes a nightmare of its own. With one stairwell collapsed and the bottom floors overrun with monstrous creatures, we're forced to explore the pediatric ward - a decision that proves horrifically misguided. The children's section harbors abominations that appear as bald, pale figures, crying out in childlike voices. When approached, these entities explode into a deadly "pink mist," creating a uniquely terrifying situation where stealth and distance become our only allies.
The consequences of our choices become brutally apparent as we make a desperate sprint through glass-covered hallways with bare feet, slamming doors behind us to contain the horrors while leaving bloody footprints in our wake. Each decision balances survival against mounting injuries, with dice rolls determining if our desperate gambles succeed or fail.
What secrets does this hospital hold? Why do these creatures exist in two distinct forms? And can anyone truly escape this medical nightmare? Listen now to see if we'll survive to find answers in the coming episodes.
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Hello, Hello, survivors, and welcome back to another episode of Will you Survive, the Podcast. This is the part two of Code Black the hospital escape. In the last episode we finally made it out of that goddamn operating room. They took forever getting out of and we are finally getting into it. If you haven't heard the last episode, please go listen to that. It is a good time. But yeah, let's get into the episode.
Speaker 2And is it bloody in here?
Speaker 1There is a singular dead body in the center of the floor. It looks like it was beat.
Speaker 2It doesn't look like one of those things.
Speaker 1It just looks like a normal body.
Searching the Blood-Stained Waiting Room
Speaker 2So the first victim, I would think. Do you think it's worth it to go investigate? I think we need to slowly walk towards the center of the room, kind of just scanning around cautiously and maybe planning some sort of escape route besides the door that we came through, I'm thinking the hallway to the elevator is the last place we want I don't want to go to the elevator, yeah okay so I want to get outside, I want to leave this hospital ruling out the elevator.
Speaker 3we look, we look around and we want to see what's going to indicate to us. We want to get outside, so we're trying to get our bearings of the exterior of the building. Are there any windows visible to us?
Speaker 1There is one window in the hall leading to the elevator. One window.
Speaker 3And can I see through it?
Speaker 1There is visible daylight coming from.
Speaker 3It better not be fucking daylight fluorescent lights.
Speaker 2Be so fucked. We go outside at midnight.
Speaker 3So which direction is the window facing?
Speaker 1So if you're facing the hallway and the door that you just came in through is behind you, it's in front of you in the hallway on door that you just came in through is behind you. It's in front of you in the hallway on the right, okay so I want to go towards the right.
Speaker 3The right, yeah, I hear what you mean of the room.
Speaker 2Yeah, because, if the window is on the right side, then the outside is on the right side, and I want to get to the outside.
Speaker 3It's either directly in front of us or towards the right, but I'm not going on an elevator to get to the outside. We can. Are we still holding our IV stand?
Speaker 2I wouldn't have let go of it. Yeah, you still have. Oh, maybe.
Speaker 3Yeah, so we can desperate move, go and try to shatter that window, but that will be. I highly doubt it would shatter, but that will be a painstaking process. Okay, so we want to go towards the right of the room. You said that was an office.
Speaker 1That is an office.
Speaker 3yes, so we got to go look in the office and see, is that what we're doing?
Speaker 2Yeah, let's look in the office.
Speaker 3And as we're going to the office, we want to keep our eyes scanning for another door to an exit.
Speaker 1You rush in the room. You see the elevator at the end you see light. You're like, oh right, is where the light is, so I'm going to go right as you're scanning for other things to maybe get out and maybe if there's a stairwell or something. There's nothing. You see a blood trail, not a smear, but drips, heading towards an office on the right. Oh man, you said there's blood going into the office.
Speaker 2There are drips. Yeah, I kind of want to scan into the office before I fully commit to it. But yeah, yeah.
Finding Another Way Down
Speaker 1The office does have a window on the door. You look in and you see a faint light coming from the corner of the room on the left. You can't quite see what's in there, but the blood trail is clearly leading into the room and there is a little smear of blood on the door handle. Is it like a phone light? It's a white light so you can't really tell it's in the corner, probably a phone.
Speaker 3So I'd knock on the door.
Speaker 2That's a good idea. Yeah, is that what we're doing?
Speaker 1Yeah, you hear a shuffle from inside. Okay, we move on.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, I want to get out of sight so that whatever's in there doesn't see me.
Speaker 3So duck to the side so that it can't quite see us looking out the window.
Speaker 1Alright, you duck to the side and you sit and wait here. Hello, help, oh, coming from inside the room.
Speaker 3Call and respond.
Speaker 1Are you hurt?
Speaker 3Yeah, Are you hurt? Help me, are you hurt?
Speaker 2Yeah, Are you?
Speaker 1hurt, help me.
Speaker 2Are you one of those things? I'm not going to lie, it doesn't sound good.
Speaker 3We're not doing much better. We just fucking cut our own appendix out and cauterized the wound.
Speaker 2Yeah, I keep forgetting about that. Okay, I guess let's go inside. I mean, worst case, we could, we could just dip right.
Speaker 3I want to ask, I want to see if it's responsive. Just help me. Is all he's saying? We're going to pull some Grey's Anatomy shit here how many fingers am I holding? Up. No, tell him, you know, I'm hurt too. I'm looking for help as well. Is there anything you can tell me about what happened those things?
Speaker 1Looking for help as well. Is there anything you can tell me about what happened? Those things? That's all you can hear Doesn't seem too good.
Speaker 2Well, truth be told, I think we got what we can get from this guy. My thought, if I'm looking around at what's happened and I saw that thing that we just fought, and now this guy is sounding like this and saying something about these things. He's turning. Yeah, I'm not sticking around. He seems beyond my help. I'm not a doctor, they're all dead.
Speaker 3Nope, we almost died.
Speaker 2I think I'm going to move on, okay, and keep heading to the right. Is there another door the opposite hallway? Well is. Is there another door the opposite?
Speaker 3hallway.
Speaker 2Well, is there like a bigger door?
Speaker 1So you're in an open waiting room. There's chairs everywhere, there's that body in the middle of the floor, not one of the things, but it's, or it doesn't seem like one of the things. It's just kind of beaten up and laying there. And then, to the left of the door you entered, there is a like a desk, like a, you know. You check in there and write all your information or whatever well, typically, this room will be connected to the outside right this could be a um secondary waiting room.
Speaker 3So hospitals don't typically have like a general waiting room. Hospitals don't typically have a general waiting room. Emergency does.
Speaker 2We went to the urgent care.
Speaker 3This would be like a waiting room, for maybe this might be like radiology. This might be, it seems, more specialized than just a general room. If it was doors to the outside, they would likely be like glass apparent, obvious right in front of you. So we got to go to the other hallway, the other door and go try our luck that direction I guess let's do that oh wait, we got to go to the desk and explore. We got to examine the desk, see if we can figure anything out.
Speaker 1Date time, patient names, doctor names you go check out the desk, uh, there is a sign above. It is uh, you can see by what it says that it is the waiting room for surgery. That's really all you see. You see a bunch of papers on the desk and there's nobody sitting at it. You look behind it there's nobody there. The chairs are neatly pushed in.
Speaker 3What do you say? We go inspect the body in the middle of the room, poke them with a stick.
Speaker 2Sure, inspect the body in the middle of the room, poke him with a stick.
Speaker 1Sure, we have an IV. Stand you go and check the body in the middle of the room. It seems to be a security guard Gun.
Speaker 3That's what I want to know.
Speaker 1You checking?
Speaker 3Yep.
Speaker 1Yeah, so you're not really scared. You walk up to it and you're checking around it. You don't see a gun, but you do see a baton on his right hip and some keys and some handcuffs.
Speaker 2Take it. Yeah, I say take all three. All right, why not you taking all three?
Speaker 3You want to keep the IV stand and the baton.
Speaker 2Kind of Long range and short range.
Speaker 3Also.
Speaker 2I feel like we still need something to lean on.
Speaker 3Lean on me, the IV stand would just get in our way at this point.
Speaker 1When you're not strong.
Speaker 3I say ditch it. It's not a real weapon. It's too heavy. It takes both hands. You wouldn't be able to hold the baton and the IV stand. You'd have to drop the baton.
Speaker 2I'm not going to lie. I feel like I'd prefer the IV stand for the range to hold something back. What's the baton gonna do? Just smack the shit out of it a baton will crack a skull this guy died with a baton yeah, we don't know if he had an iv stand he might still be alive. He didn't even try to fight.
Speaker 1I guess he's just laying there with the baton on his hip okay, we ditch the iv stand.
Speaker 2We keep the baton, the handcuffs and keys take all this poor security guard stuff so you're telling me, I can only go elevator or office. That's what you see? Where are the signs pointing to in this hospital?
Speaker 3Oh, you know what? That's a good point. What if we go behind that receptionist's desk? There should be a fire escape map.
Speaker 1Yeah, let's find a fire escape map. All right, you can walk back over to the desk with your newly acquired baton and jingling keys and you find inside of one of the drawers a fire exit route map. It has a little dot saying you are here and where you are is the fifth floor.
Speaker 2That's inconvenient, okay. So I highly doubt elevators will still be working, yep, and even if they are, I don't really want to use them. Nope. So stairwell, which I assume would be by the fire, or by the elevator. So I guess let's take the map and let's try to find a stairwell.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1So you take the map and you crunch it up in your hand because you have no pockets. Oh my God, I keep forgetting.
Speaker 2Is there like a jacket or something anywhere nearby that we could put on to have just two pockets.
Speaker 1You know the security guard does have a jacket on.
Speaker 2Yeah, but I assume that's full of blood.
Speaker 3It's lightly spattered with blood. Oh, so he wasn't gutted.
Speaker 1No, he was just kind of beat up.
Speaker 3I'd take all his clothes.
Speaker 2If his clothes are fine, if they just have a little bit of blood, fine. Yeah, because I think we just need, I mean, we gotta see if the shoes will fit, but I mean everything else. Well, how tall is his security guard?
Speaker 1He's about 5'11" 5'10" Close enough.
Speaker 3Close.
Speaker 2Put on everything.
Speaker 3I'm going to try on his shoes, try his pants, his shirt, jacket.
Speaker 1The shoes don't fit, the pants fit, but they're a little short.
Speaker 3High water.
Speaker 1All right, you have a little midriff going for the shirt. You try to tuck it in, but it kind of keeps coming back out. Uh, the jacket fits pretty good. It's a little oversized for that guy, so yeah um, okay yeah, checking out the body when you're taking the clothes off, you notice just bruises and cuts and, uh, above his right nipple, uh, two gunshot wounds. Oh, oh, that's not where the heart is. Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3They were coming for us.
Speaker 1Right nipple. If it was left nipple, it would be the heart. But it's right, yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's what. I'm just pointing that out. Now we have pockets that we could put the stuff in Keys and handcuffs in one, put the map in the other. Handcuffs in one, put the map in the other and head off to the stairs all right, you shove all the stuff in your pockets.
Speaker 1And now you with your newly acquired jacket. Uh, you walk past the window. Uh, you are indeed on the fifth floor. Uh, you're walking towards the elevator. There is a sign. In between there's two elevators. In between the two elevators there is another map. You are here and such. Above the elevator it says fifth floor surgery. To the left of the left elevator there is a stairwell. You can see there's light in there, but it's kind of flickery. And to the right of the other elevator, see, there's light in there, but it's kind of flickery, and you know. And to the right of the other elevator there's a water fountain.
Speaker 3I will say just as a matter of bitching how dare this security guard not have a flashlight?
Speaker 2For real, I would say we probably need some water. I would imagine if we saw a water fountain, I would think it was safe enough at least.
Speaker 3I would maybe let it run for a second.
Speaker 2Yeah, for now I'm let's push the water fountain and see what the water looks like.
Speaker 1Yeah do it.
Speaker 2It's a black sludge, not even spraying out just kind of oozing okay, well, good thing we didn't put our mouths to it. Okay, I guess, move on.
Speaker 3So we poke our head in the stairs first right. We just kind of open it up, look through the crack in the door to see if we can see anything right away.
Exploring the Pediatric Floor
Speaker 1All right, you walk up to the stairs and you open the door. You're on the top floor, so there's no stairs going up, the only stairs going down. You don't hear anything. There's a couple little like water drips what you assume is water. Um yeah, just a stairwell flickering lights?
Speaker 2I want to look down the stairwell. Um, do I see any like rays of light? Does it look like any of the other doors are open, or is this a closed stairwell?
Speaker 1So you look down the stairs and you see, you can see body is below you, on the floor, directly below you, and then it's kind of pitch black from probably floor two to floor one, no light coming from anywhere, in particular, just kind of how the stairwell is lit.
Speaker 3First thing we could do is just take our baton and bang on.
Speaker 2I was going to say call out yeah, that works too.
Speaker 3See if we hear anything after that.
Speaker 2Well, hang on really quick. Do we want to do that? Because we don't fully know what's behind us?
Speaker 3Well, we know that there's nothing in that.
Speaker 2I guess, but I don't know. Do we really want to make all that noise, or do we just want to lightly call out to whatever's down there?
Speaker 3I don't think it matters. You make noise. Something hears you. It makes noise. Something close to it hears it. It makes noise. That's how zombies work. They provoke each other, more than the first sound provokes them. You're not going to provoke just one zombie. That's not going to happen. Unless there's just one zombie in the room.
Speaker 1You hit the metal railing Ting, ting ting. From the very bottom floor you hear ROAR.
Speaker 2Alright, so we leave this stairwell and close it.
Speaker 1Well, it sounds like hundreds Multiples. Stairwells typically open, reaching wet noises.
Speaker 3Before we leave, are we able to listen to see if they're ascending the stairwell?
Speaker 1You kind of hear like a low rumble coming from the bottom floor and you just hear a bunch of banging Sounds like they can't get through the door.
Speaker 2Well, we're not going to get to that floor, but we can maybe get to the second floor and jump out.
Speaker 3Third or second.
Speaker 2Yeah, so let's try to. We're going to get. I think we're going to start walking down the stairs and we're going to try to get as low as we can before we feel we shouldn't go any further yeah all right.
Speaker 1So you walk down the first flight. You see the body that's laying there that you've seen before from above. It's uh tore apart, uh missing limbs and organs strewn about you. Continue on, um. You walk down the second flight. It's getting darker towards the bottom that that's weird. Where are the stairs? A whole flight of stairs has collapsed. So you have.
Speaker 2I'm not going to lie. I like that.
Speaker 3So they're not coming up.
Speaker 1No, and you're not going down because the stairs are gone.
Speaker 3Then I guess we're on the third floor now, so I guess we look through the window, you were able to break a window and aim for the bushes uh, look through the window.
Speaker 2You were able to break a window and aim for the bushes. Well, let's look through the window of the the, the door on the stairwell, and see what's in the hallway.
Speaker 1It's kind of dark uh, red lights not as tore apart as the floor previously. You see lots of like rooms.
Speaker 2There's an elevator, but yeah, you don't really see anybody, okay, I say let's go into that, okay, because we got to find the nearest window, which is going to be a pain in the ass to break, because I'm pretty sure that's all tempered glass, yep, designed not to break, yep. We're going in. All right, you go through the door. It's got to be more than one stairwell or a fire escape. It's got to be something, something. Let's pull up our fire map. Is there any fire escapes or anything?
Speaker 1You look around on the map and you see on the third floor there are no fire escapes.
Speaker 2Well then, in that case we need to find another stairwell, right, yeah, okay, so I guess we're going to try to go start making our way towards the opposite side of the building, where I would assume another stairwell would be.
Speaker 1So you look around for a sign and you see above the elevator pediatric, and you continue looking around on the wall. There are signs on the walls with arrows Pediatric labor and delivery and neonatal intensive care unit. Do I hear?
Speaker 2a four-year-old screaming at doctors. You do not.
Speaker 3Is the fire map only relevant to that stairwell from the fifth floor.
Speaker 1Yeah, it kind of shows the evacuation route for the fifth floor.
Speaker 3The fifth floor.
Speaker 1So it's like, hey, go down the stairs out the door.
Speaker 3I need to find the fire escape route for this floor.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, so we're looking for a waiting room.
Speaker 3Yeah, we're looking for a desk of sorts. It should be nearby, just like the floor upstairs nearby the elevator.
Speaker 2I assume it'd be a similar layout.
Speaker 1Okay, so you continue on away from the stairwell and elevators. You walk forward and you look to the left. You see a hallway with, you know, lots of rooms they have. You know it's a pretty nice hospital, nice glass, you know doors and such. You look to your right. You see the nurse's station.
Speaker 3Nurse's station.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm looking for maybe a first aid kit. You look in the nurses station. You there's a bunch of papers and you know a bunch of binders and such chairs. Um, you see a first aid kit hanging on the wall. It's a small one yeah, let's grab it yeah you try to grab it, but it is firmly mounted to the wall.
Speaker 2Lame. I mean there's got to be a way to take it off right.
Speaker 1Open it and just grab a handful of things, stuff my pockets. You open it all willy-nilly and you just kind of grab shit and throw it in your jacket pockets as much as you can. Yeah, it should be useful.
Speaker 3Did we find a fire escape map?
Speaker 1You continue looking, you look through drawers and you don't really find anything.
Speaker 2Ilequipped. Fuck these nurses. That's what I'm saying, seriously.
Speaker 1Fucking nurses Ilequipped.
Speaker 3How, on the pediatric and neonatal unit, do they not have a fire escape plan?
Speaker 2Oh, babies are fire immune Jeez.
Speaker 3Worst hospital ever.
Speaker 2In this world, babies are immune to fire.
Speaker 3so but thankfully thankfully it's a nice hospital.
Speaker 2so I guess we go to the other side of the building because we're still looking for a stairwell.
Speaker 1I would assume there would be one on the opposite side, so you continue forward past the nurse's station and try to find a fire escape or something Fire whatever.
Speaker 2Another stairwell.
Speaker 1You continue on. As you're walking to the room on your left, you hear crying.
Running Through Glass and Screams
Speaker 2Who's crying? Yeah, what kind of crying. They sound kind of young. Oh Jesus, if my IV is empty, the IV bag, how long is that? Not that long, not that long. Three hours maybe, okay, okay, hmm, okay, you said young like young girl, young boy.
Speaker 1You can't really tell.
Speaker 3I ain't trusting it, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2Fuck, Fuck them kids. It's a. You said it's a room.
Speaker 1Yeah, can I?
Speaker 2peer into it Like through glass.
Speaker 1You can the door has. It's like a sliding glass door. There's a curtain covering most of it. You could probably take a peek through. Is that what you're going to do that?
Speaker 2This feels like A setup. This feels like this kid is not.
Speaker 3Not a kid. Okay, okay, let's check. Yeah, we have to.
Speaker 1You look in the room, you can kind of get a peek in there. There's a little bit of light, there's an emergency light on the bottom of the wall and you can see blood and a bald thing in the corner. Bald, did you just?
Speaker 3kill me off.
Speaker 2What could be a cancer kid, it's kind of bald.
Speaker 1You can't really tell I did not. Pale skinned.
Speaker 3You monster, alright, but who's crying?
Speaker 1Probably the kid I thought he said dead. You can't really see lots of stuff in there. You just got a little corner peek in and you can kind of see there's a. Just got a little corner peek in and you can kind of see there's a lot of blood little thing in the corner bald crying.
Speaker 2Does that little thing look?
Speaker 1kid-sized. That is a very kid-sized thing.
Speaker 3Okay With the doors closed, or did we open it?
Speaker 1The door is still closed. You're peeking in.
Speaker 3We tap on it with a baton in.
Speaker 2We tap on it with a baton. Yeah, is this real or is?
Speaker 1this. Is that what you're doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3We need to know is this real or is this a setup?
Speaker 1You tap on the door with the baton, the glass. It turns around and starts violently screaming. Yeah, running towards you, towards the glass, banging on the glass, and then it explodes into the pink mist. Whoa.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, that was a good call. Tapping on the glass.
Speaker 3Okay, nothing to do with it as that happens.
Speaker 1You hear a lot more crying oh shit, nope, we gotta move. There's hundreds, hundreds of them. It seems like shit. Nope, we got to move Hundreds, hundreds of them, it seems like, from all over. You can't really tell where it's coming from, it's just everywhere.
Speaker 2Crying. Yeah, we just got to find a staircase Loud crying Very swiftly.
Speaker 3We keep going, move quickly, find the staircase.
Speaker 2Swiftly and quietly.
Speaker 3Hopefully it exists. If not, we're breaking a window and jumping, or just jumping down the stairwell headfirst.
Speaker 1You start moving to the other side. You're walking down. The place you're walking down, there are doors that are open. You're hearing the things inside of those doors. Do you continue on?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Do we continue?
Speaker 2on or close them. Oh, I don't think we could close all the doors before they run out. I think we just have to outrun their children.
Speaker 3Shit, but we don't want them to explode in that pink mist.
Speaker 2Yeah, but how many doors are there?
Speaker 3I don't know how many doors are there.
Speaker 1You look around and you see five rooms that are open.
Speaker 2We're never going to get to all five to close them in time. I think we can outrun children and once we get to the stairwell we can close the door.
Speaker 3We don't know that there is a stairwell.
Speaker 2There's got to be another stairwell. There's no way there's only one stairwell in a hospital. This is a shitty hospital.
Speaker 3This is a shitty hospital. It doesn't even have a fire escape plan. You're right In the children's center.
Speaker 1We're gambling. What are you doing? You're running, you're fucking fighting.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3I mean we can't fight them. They're going to explode into that pink mist and kill us. Run, yeah, we just got to run as fast as we can. We got to try to find a stairwell. Can we really outrun kids?
Speaker 2Oh shit I keep forgetting we're missing an appendix. Yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, we're not going to close all five doors. We're going to try to be as quiet as we can be without them noticing us, and get the fuck out of there.
Speaker 1Are you running? You're being quiet.
Speaker 3Well, we're.
Speaker 2We're hauling it, but quietly.
Speaker 3Yeah, we're going as fast as we can go.
Speaker 1Hey Eric, you got that D20 still. Oh shit, yeah, I do.
Speaker 3You said no die. You said no die.
Speaker 1I did, but I think this is a special occasion. Me saw who, me saw who. Okay, eric, go ahead and roll that 19.
Speaker 2Let's go. That's a 19.
Speaker 1The AC was 20.
Speaker 2You suck. What's our modifier Bitch? You don't get a modifier. We have to roll a nat 20, you're a modifier, we have a.
Speaker 3We have a fucking handicap.
Speaker 2Did we die, we actually get two rolls, I'm joking.
Speaker 1So with that 19 you get past those five rooms and on the wall you see stairs and there's a big arrow pointing to the left. Fuck, yeah.
Speaker 2Go to the stairs, yeah.
Speaker 1Alright, you head towards the left. There's still more rooms around you are there children chasing us? There are no children chasing you, but they are still crying. It's kind of deafening. Um, on your uh right there's just a blank wall. On your left, there are many, many doors, all of them open, and there's glass everywhere. It seems that something went on at this end of the building.
Speaker 3We got no shoes on. Oh yeah, Take them from them kids. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2I don't want to get near one of those little things. Okay, where's the staircase? It's past the glass.
Speaker 1It is directly in front of you, like, let's say, 35 feet.
Speaker 3We got to try, we got to get to that stairwell.
Speaker 2Nothing on your right just a wall. Let's try to do that video game thing where we kind of like try to peek into the room, get an idea of where that thing is and try to pass when it's not looking.
Speaker 3Yep World War Z-esque.
Speaker 1Roll the dice, roll the nine.
Speaker 2oh yeah, oh well, I mean that one shouldn't count, because I rolled it on the bed, because you were being a bitch about it, yeah because you're, I rolled a 10 on the ground.
Speaker 1Okay, so you go. You try to peek in the room, be all slick and sly about it. As you're doing that you are cutting up your feet and it seems like they can smell it. It turns around, it starts violently screaming at you, running towards okay, close the door.
Speaker 2you shut the door, it explodes okay, and I'm fucking adrenaline pumping, forgetting the pain of the feet. I'm just gonna start closing all the doors as fast as I can running down. Is that what we're doing? I think we made way too much noise. Yeah.
Speaker 1Alright, you're running. You're fuck it. Your feet are getting so cut up You're slamming these doors. You're just hearing screams and cries and explosions and that one doesn't have a door. You are now 20 feet away from the thing, from the stairwell. We gotta book it.
Speaker 2We still booking it oh god, glass in the feet.
Speaker 1As you're running, one of those things is behind you. You keep going, you're running, you're running. There's the fucking stairwell. You gotta open the door.
Speaker 2It's blocked you fucker alright, well, what's the best? You got to open the door. It's blocked. You fucker. All right, well, what's the best? I mean throw the baton at the head. I was going to say throw the baton, but then what?
Speaker 3We can't fight it up close because it's going to explode.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guess we're going to try to initiate the explosion by throwing the baton at the head from a distance.
Speaker 1That's tough.
Speaker 3You're definitely at the wrong place. That's tough, that's tough.
Speaker 2I don't like what the DC, because I know what I would make the DC for some shit like this.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean, you can hit them no problem, oh, 17.
Speaker 2That was so close to a three though, oh man.
Speaker 1You throw the baton and that's the end of the episode. Oh, it is late. It is very late.
Speaker 2Okay, we'll have to come back for part two.
Speaker 1Part two yeah, I guess there's definitely going to be a part two. Part two yeah, I guess there's gonna definitely. There's definitely gonna be a part two. Uh, you guys passed up on a lot of things I'm not well.
Speaker 2We tried to.
Speaker 1You're like everything you were like if only we had a flashlight okay, okay, where did you let me uh? Where did you see light in the vicinity of that security guard?
Speaker 2but it was in the corner of the office where the person was and I don't want to go in there.
Speaker 1That's where his flashlight was Also the gun.
Speaker 2Oh well, yeah, I wasn't going to go in there with that guy, though you can completely yeah yeah, we passed up a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3Let me tell you something, dm, if we're trying to do this for a five-hour session, I'm with you. I think you got all of the right makings of this to make us go through painstakingly but maybe lead us in the direction you want us to go.
Speaker 1I was trying, but you guys were in that fucking room, the operating room, for so long.
Speaker 3There's always that tricky you started us off with an open fucking surgical wound.
Speaker 2That was a rough start to put us in. You could have been a little friendly and been like.
Speaker 3Clearly they were about to start operating and they haven't.
Speaker 1You're in a coma in the hospital.
Speaker 3That's fucking walking dead, or you could have been like, or you could have been like clearly they just sewed you up.
Speaker 2Yeah, right, when everything went down having us do surgery on ourselves. First of all, nobody survives. That you're done. Yeah, absolutely. The second there's dead bodies in an or and you're open, nah.
Speaker 3You're done. Yeah, blood, yeah, you're absolutely done. Blood spatter in the room that you have an open.
Speaker 2If this is a zombie infection, we're so infected.
Speaker 3Cook, although we couldn't have been. It couldn't have been a zombie infection, because they were all still Like, they were still dead.
Speaker 2That's true, yeah, yeah, couldn't have been simple transmission, we would have definitely had to this was military dude, I introduced y'all to the main version of the zombie and the kid version.
Speaker 3I don't have a problem with it the kid version sucks, but I don't have a problem with any of it.
Speaker 2Well, we're going to have to see it in the next episode.
Speaker 1My thinking on why, it is the way it is is because, so the main ones right, they barf up their organs and they kind of just hang there in front of them. That's why you hear the gurgling noise and the kids, because they're so small there's not a lot of space in there, so it kind of just expands explodes yeah, so that was my thought. Um, yeah, so yeah, alex, would you like to give them any of the socials so they know where to find us and download our content and love us forever?
Speaker 3Yes, our socials. You can find us on TikTok, instagram, facebook, youtube, at Will you Survive the Podcast. You can find us on Twitter by searching at Alex and Eric WIS and actually we did change the name, did we? It is at the boys WIS.
Speaker 2Let's go. Hey, TJ, you're officially part of us.
Speaker 3At the boys WIS.
Speaker 1Who the fuck goes on Twitter.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's X X dude Formerly Twitter.
Speaker 1X, formerly Twitter.
Speaker 3Sorry about that Bunch of sensitive little fuckers and porn, but also send us your emails, talk to us, tell us what you like, tell us what you don't like. Give us your criticisms, critiques and your compliments. We love compliments. We will shout you out when you send your emails. Just write those and send them to the boys at. Will you survive the podcastcom that's t-h-e-b-o-y-s at. Will you survive the podcastcom?
Speaker 1all right, yeah, um. So I wanted him to do that because I didn't want him saying all of our socials all sad and shit, eric, you won.
Speaker 3Let's go. This is rigged.
Speaker 1It's so so rigged.
Speaker 3Was this a fucking handshake deal because I had to go get the tripod?
Speaker 2We weren't recording. Yeah, we weren't recording.
Speaker 1You lost naturally Get fucked. Yeah, no, you just suck, dude.
Speaker 3I did not how. How did I fucking lose this when your ass is so fucking Obsessed with shutting a door that doesn't shut?
Speaker 1I just think Eric Did the most like Okay, what's the final score? He made the most choices.
Speaker 2I rolled all the dice rolls uh, two, three all three he did. What's the final score?
Speaker 1yeah, give me the final score 14 to 12 josh well, hang on, wait a minute josh whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3I'm seeking an appeal here.
Speaker 2Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't know about that, hang on.
Speaker 3You can give three game points and that puts me over. Yeah, you fucking know, I'm begging for points. I truly.
Speaker 1I think you should save those for me next time.
Speaker 3He doesn't run out.
Speaker 2I don't know about that either.
Speaker 3This isn't a saving thing. He doesn't run out.
Speaker 1Thank you all for listening to the Least Wrath Podcast. My name is. Tj. That's Alex, that's Eric. Josh, Alex is a dirty filthy loser Eric doesn't get a winner's speech because I'm ending the episode right now and until next time, stay alive.
Speaker 2Josh.
Speaker 1If you have to get your appendix removed, just do it yourself. It's really easy. You just cauterize it, cut it for legal reasons, don't do that for legal reasons.
Speaker 3Do that, don't do that, don't do that. Thank you.
