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Will You Survive... The Podcast
Immerse yourself in the world of cinema as we embark on a journey to equip you with the skills to tackle any disaster head-on. Through the lens of thrilling tales, particularly those of the zombie apocalypse, we'll unravel the secrets of preparedness. Join us as we explore the silver screen to empower you for the challenges that lie ahead.
Will You Survive... The Podcast
Geopardy 4: Zombies, Bushcraft, and Buzzer Beaters
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Game shows and survival might seem like an unlikely pairing, but in this special birthday episode for Erik, we combine competitive trivia with life-saving knowledge in our revival of "Geopardy" (with a G, not a J—we're very particular about that).
Armed with buzzers and quick reflexes, TJ and Erik face off across six challenging categories: Will You Survive the Podcast, Zombie Knowledge, Urban Survival, The Conjuring, Bushcraft Hacks, and Gear You Forgot. The competition quickly heats up as they dive into questions ranging from easy 200-point softballs to brain-busting 1000-point stumpers.
Beyond the laughs and friendly trash talk, this episode actually packs in substantial survival information. Did you know that aluminum foil makes an excellent emergency signaling device? Or that charging cables can be repurposed to create snares in a pinch? How about using lip balm for waterproofing gear? These practical tips emerge alongside zombie trivia and bushcraft techniques as our hosts navigate the increasingly difficult questions.
The game reveals both surprising knowledge and amusing gaps in our hosts' expertise. TJ shines in the practical bushcraft questions, while Erik demonstrates unexpected knowledge about horror films. Throughout it all, Alex serves as quizmaster, occasionally bending the rules in the name of entertainment while keeping score of the rapidly changing leaderboard.
This episode is just part one of our Geopardy special, with more trivia challenges coming next week. Whether you're here for the competitive banter or the survival tips hidden within each question, you'll walk away entertained and slightly more prepared for whatever apocalyptic scenario might come your way.
Welcome to Gepardy
Speaker 1Hello survivors and welcome to another episode of Will you Survive? The.
Speaker 2Podcast.
Speaker 1Today, in honor of Eric's birthday, oh yeah, and a little bit belated, tj's anniversary of being on. Will you Survive the Podcast Just by a couple months? I am bringing back Gepardy.
Speaker 2Gepardy, it's never coming back, but it can be.
Speaker 1Wow, so that makes you a liar no I tj's a liar, because he said it was never coming back, but I brought it.
Speaker 2This is actually the revival of of jeopardy. You know how like you know it's popular demand.
Speaker 1You know it's like american idol ended and then it came back to get back to our game show. This game show is modeled slightly, ever ever so slightly, so very little bit. Wait wait, wait. You can't say the word Slightly to another TV show, that's true. I would like to say that they copied us.
Speaker 3Well, they did.
Speaker 1But our name is Gepardy. It's with a G, it's not with a J, it's with a G.
Speaker 3I don't even know how you would pronounce it with a J.
Speaker 1That sounds stupid it sounds really stupid.
Speaker 2Alex wouldn't know this. It's a rip off of a rip off yeah, we ripped off Smosh.
Speaker 3We ripped off Smosh because they do Beopardy they have.
Speaker 2Beopardy.
Speaker 1I didn't know any of that.
Speaker 2This is completely original to me, our whole podcast is a fucking ripoff yeah, we've ripped off like literally every podcast that we like to listen to all at once, but that kind of.
Speaker 1That's originality right there it's kind of mean because I don't know any of the podcasts you guys listen, except for distractible.
Speaker 3The only thing I know we ripped off was the constitution episode yeah, well, we also kind of ripped off but this is like such a loose concept which is like the whoever wins hosts the next episode thing that's a very distractible thing, but like that's more I, I don't know it's a concept.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's a concept.
Speaker 3I I like it allegedly.
Speaker 1Oh, they got it from us quick question yeah, obviously totally do you guys.
Speaker 2Do you guys know the word vestibule and what it is? Yes, yes I know the word vestibule and what it is. Yes, yes, I know the word. I don't know what it is. It's a transitional space that acts as an entryway. Anyways, my boss at work said that and me and my other boss were like what the fuck word did you just say to us? What kind of fancy ass. So far, five people haven't known it and three people have.
Speaker 3Yeah, if you use it in a sentence I could figure it out, but if you just ask me the definition.
Speaker 2I can tell you. Can you go grab that table from the vestibule and I'm like uh-huh, oh no, I don't know what that means I wouldn't be able to figure that out.
Speaker 3I would literally be like, yeah, sure.
Speaker 1And then I would go to next room and google what that is. Anyways, we're we're off topic. We're off topic. Host. Back to jeopardy. Jeopardy, it, uh, is played in a way that I will give you clues and you have to give me the answer. If you will, you will ask the question. It is in a question format, so if it is a person, you will say who is. If it is a thing, you will say what is?
Speaker 3uh, I have and if we don't?
Speaker 1you get it wrong ah doesn't count and for those who can't see. We have six columns, six categories and we're gonna go ahead and start the round. I should pull these up and we have six categories, starting with will you survive the podcast? Okay, we have zombie knowledge. Okay, we have urban survival. Okay, we have the conjuring oh I went very.
Game Setup and Categories
Speaker 3I went very specific on this whoa, okay, well, that's my category we have bushcraft hacks that's tj's category and last in this round, we have gear you forgot I was hoping
Speaker 2for a, just for tj category so he's a fair host I I I kind of sent me all of the answers.
Speaker 1That would be so funny I kind of think, tj, I'm gonna be honest, will you survive the podcast? And if we make it to a round two, honest, will you survive the podcast? And if we make it to around two, uh, will you survive? The podcast is in there too. The questions are, they're different, uh, but both of these are a giveaway, because eric used to edit all of the episodes and you currently edit the episodes. So I think most of these are giveaways. You guys will clear that column, I think.
Speaker 3First, oh man, that's gonna be the one we're going to have the most trouble with.
Speaker 1I'm hoping so. So with this, we're going to decide who goes first, and the way we're going to decide who goes first is should we do a coin toss Heads? Will you survive? Tails QR code and I'm going to have TJ call it you ready?
Speaker 2TJ. Yeah, I'll call it midair Edds. It's Tails, it is.
Speaker 1Tails.
Speaker 3Get sucked Also. Hang on, it was my birthday and you didn't let me pick.
Speaker 1Wow, that was rancid what.
Speaker 3Telling him to get sucked, get sucked.
Speaker 2I said what I said toxic behavior that we shouldn't allow. On.
Speaker 3Gapper D, but we do. It's my birthday. Shut up loser, so birthday boy, you're 24.
Speaker 1You go first Okay, pick your category and your question.
Speaker 3Okay, I most certainly can rent a car. By the way, you drove in the car that I rented. Okay, sure, buddy, we drove so far in the car that I rented so far, so many times.
Speaker 1By the way, somebody please point out the irony in that this is Gepardy and your host is Alex.
Speaker 3Oh, you know, that was not lost on me. I do plan to call you everything but Alex today.
Speaker 1I love it.
Speaker 3Let's go for. Will you Survive the Podcast for 600. Let's just right in the center.
Speaker 1This host of Will you Survive brings the cinematic depth you gotta activate the buzzers. I gotta activate the buzzers. Oh, by doing that, that's you. Nobody knows, is that you?
Speaker 3Who is Alex? That is correct. Sure as fuck, amy, there's a delay. Okay, we will. I was spamming the shit out of him. I knew he was going to click space soon.
Speaker 1We will continue on Eric continue.
Speaker 3Okay, let's do. I'm curious, let's do the conjuring for 400.
Speaker 1Conjuring for 400. The Perron children played this eerie game that involves blindfolds and clapping. Nobody knows TJ.
Speaker 2What is, I don't know, fucking hide and seek.
Speaker 1No me me me.
Speaker 2What is hide and seek?
Speaker 3He already said hide and seek.
Speaker 1You already gave the answer, so I've got to call you incorrect and go ahead?
Speaker 3What is hide and clap?
Speaker 1That is correct.
Speaker 3How does it feel to suck TJ?
Speaker 1I mean like I don't give a fuck. This doesn't matter in the long term of things now, eric, I do understand that this is your birthday and I give you a lot of latitude, but let's keep a little bit of sportsmanship, okay, the decorum, bro. Just because tj sucks, it does not mean we have to tell him that he sucks okay, we'll use about the podcast for a thousand For a thousand. This episode offers genuine insight Into how survival experts Categorize and prioritize Equipment and concepts. Tj.
Speaker 2Can I go for bonus points? No, you get a thousand points. What is every episode that involves Alex, because he is the best survivor in this group.
The Contest Begins
Speaker 1I absolutely cannot stand that you just sucked up so well, because that was very good sucking up. But I cannot give you that point because there is an actual answer that I have on here I don't know, I'm not gonna bust it? You don't know. The answer is what is?
Speaker 2I was gonna say that, but like that was such a whack ass episode what?
Speaker 3yeah, look, I hosted that. No, I didn't, I did you did, I did host that episode. I wouldn't have gotten gotten that.
Speaker 1I was going to say that that's why it was 4,000,. Guys, tj, pick your category and question.
Speaker 3He got it wrong.
Speaker 2You didn't get it at all.
Speaker 3What do you? What, oh, what? So he gets pity points.
Speaker 2Zombie knowledge for 1,000.
Speaker 3If he gets it right.
Speaker 1Alex Zombie knowledge for 1,000 going in in, coming in hot tj in max brooks's world war z. This fictional country is the first to successfully contain its zombie population through brutal quarantine and military tactics. Before you buzz in, I want you to know although it's fictional in the book, the country is real, you guys both know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotcha, I gotcha er what is, or where is North Korea Fuck? What.
Speaker 3No, through brutal quarantine and military tactics. That's crazy. I could have sworn it was North Korea, because they ripped out their teeth and everything.
Speaker 1That's the movie In Max Brooks' World War.
Speaker 3Z. I thought I read that in there too.
Speaker 1That's the book.
Speaker 3I thought I read that Wait nobody knows.
Speaker 2No, no, no, no. I was trying to tap. It wasn't working. He's looking it up. That's a lie. Did you look it up? No, I was literally looking it up.
Speaker 3He's looking down. All right, that's fair enough. What is it?
Speaker 2Give me the answer. I actually don't know, but I'm just going to throw out a guess. What is Algeria? Where is Algeria?
Speaker 1No, that'd be crazy. What is Israel?
Speaker 2Oh, accurate.
Speaker 3That is, doesn't Israel get overthrown? No, in the movie, doesn't.
Speaker 1Jerusalem fall In the book they were the first one to adequately contain. They didn't eradicate.
Speaker 2Josh, you're helping me out in this one. I didn't look over. Okay.
Speaker 1Eric, you get to pick your category.
Speaker 3Oh, let's go for the Conjuring for a thousand. Let's just get the thousands out of the way, huh.
Speaker 1Do it. According to the film's lore, this many generations of families lived and died in the Perron house before the events of the movie. Oh, what Ready Sure Fuzzers activated.
Speaker 2TJ. What is four?
Speaker 3No, eric, what is six? No, oh yeah, that was just a guess. Close Eight generations.
Speaker 1That's stupid.
Speaker 2I feel like I should get half points. What?
Speaker 3No, that's, four is half, that's just bad logic.
Speaker 1Where we currently stand, TJ is minus 3,400. Eric is minus 1,000.
Speaker 2So do we owe you money? At the end, I think we go by the rules that I did. Where it's, whoever gets it right gets a point All right.
Speaker 3We'll see.
Speaker 2It is TJ, let's go Bushcraft Hacks for 800. Alex.
Speaker 1I'll just sit this one out. This knot is ideal for securing shelters and is known for its quick release. Feature Buzzer's active TJ.
Speaker 2What is a slip knot? No?
Speaker 1That was a good guess, but no.
Speaker 3Eric, what is a Windsor knot? No, I just picked a knot wait, can I go again?
Speaker 2what?
Speaker 1is the tot line hit. Fuck, I wasn't gonna get that I am.
Speaker 3I am loving this I don't even know how to make a wait, wait, wait, wait I'm gonna look up tot line hitch and see if it's referred to as a slip go for it. No, it is not hold on, he doesn't believe you.
Speaker 1Host it's all right, it's.
Speaker 2He's gonna find it's a hitch knot the top line hitch knot, also known as a slip knot, is no, I'm joking, it says midshipman's hitch I already looked this up all right, eric, go ahead.
Speaker 3Tj, we're not doing so. Hot man, uh you guys are.
Speaker 1You guys have honestly just conveniently picked all the fucking hardest questions. I really did make a thousand the most difficult oh, let's just keep going for it.
Speaker 3Then gear you forgot for a thousand all right.
Speaker 1This item, found in makeup kits, can be used to signal, insulate or waterproof gear. What?
Speaker 2the what buzzers active t Signal, insulate or waterproof gear Makeup kit.
Speaker 1You can't waterproof gear with a mirror.
Speaker 2I feel like you know it. What is lipstick?
Speaker 3Oh, that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 2Like you know what?
Speaker 3is chapstick.
Speaker 1That's what I was thinking. I don't know if I can give you that. The answer is it's too different. But, eric, you have a chance. Oh, you need to buzz If he gets it wrong, can?
Speaker 3I buzz again.
Speaker 1Yeah, we'll do it again. I shouldn't have I don't know, you guys are just overthinking it too much. What is lip?
Speaker 3gloss.
Speaker 1So close. No, that is incorrect. I think it's going to's gonna.
Speaker 3No, it's lip balm lipstick is too different no, I yeah, I agree, I agree I said lipstick or chapstick I, I thought bomb, but you can't give two answers yeah, you not.
Speaker 1Two completely different answers. If you would have said like lip balm.
Speaker 3I almost said balm, but I was like what? I couldn't imagine how you would use balm to signal.
Speaker 1How you use balm, you would use lip balm. I think of lighting fires.
Speaker 3I don't know, I couldn't picture it.
Speaker 1And TJ you pick. Let's go for bushcraft hacks for 1000. Oh, you guys are going nuts. We're just gonna get him out of this. Primitive trap uses tension and a trigger stick to catch small game.
Speaker 3Oh oh oh I gotta, what is this called tj.
Speaker 1What is a snare snare?
Speaker 3Damn it.
Speaker 1I'm going to accept that.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1There's a different name for it, but I'm going to accept that it's a Puyuet Deadfall.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, a snare is right.
Speaker 1A snare or a deadfall.
Speaker 2I've heard deadfall. Yeah, Okay, TJ continue. Bushcraft packs for 600, Alex.
Speaker 1This plant, often considered a weed, is edible and packed with nutrients. Tj, what is it, dandelion?
Speaker 3That is correct. I was thinking sunflower and I was like that's not right.
Speaker 2TJ. Continue, my lizard eats dandelion greens Bushcraft.
Speaker 3Hacks for 400,. Alex, I knew this was a bad topic for me.
Speaker 1This method of water purification uses heat and condensation to collect clean water.
Speaker 3Eric, what is a solar still?
Speaker 2Uh, no, that is the thing but what does the solar still do to it? Tj, what is distillation?
Speaker 3That is correct Okay, okay.
Speaker 1And TJ continue Bushcraft tax for 200? That felt shitty this natural material can be used as tinder and is often found peeling off dead trees. Very specific, boys, tj. Read the clue. Read the clue. It's very specific and all of your hints are given in the clue yeah, uh, what okay.
Zombie Knowledge and Bushcraft Hacks
Speaker 2So I'm gonna say okay what is birch bark, but also what is bark like at the same time, birch bark is correct. Okay, you got it I didn't know how fucking specific you were gonna go all right, that's why.
Speaker 3That's why I kept telling you how specific I was going to say bark, but then you made it known that it was more specific than that.
Speaker 1Because not all bark is that easy to light. Some of it is very thick.
Speaker 2I was also tweaking trying to remember what the name for birch was.
Speaker 3It's the one in. Minecraft, it's the ugly one.
Speaker 1And it's still your go, tj, let's go. You have cleared out bushcraft hacks.
Speaker 3I knew that was a bad one for me. Let's go gear.
Speaker 2You forgot for 800 elks. All right, okay, I come back here.
Speaker 1This item, often found in tech bags, can be used to lash gear or create snares.
Speaker 3What are we?
Speaker 2TJ Tech bags Yep.
Speaker 3What is Lash?
Speaker 1Gear Lash actually means something. It's two things it's an acronym and it means to bind.
Speaker 2Although paracord is a correct answer for lashing gear no, eric, do you want to go?
Speaker 3No, I have no fucking idea.
Speaker 1It is charging cable.
Speaker 3I don't even know what lash means these are just like his questions, where he's giving us college level questions we are idiots use English the fuck are we doing?
Speaker 2listen, it's not his first language, eric, it's your turn go ahead.
Speaker 1I don't even know man. Urban survival for 600 fuck are we doing?
Speaker 3Listen, it's not his first language, eric, it's your turn. Go ahead. I don't even know, man. Urban survival for 600. Urban survival for 600.
Speaker 1This urban structure can act as a heat trap and windbreak when sheltering in place.
Speaker 3What kind of questions are these, man Urban?
Speaker 1survival. This urban structure can act as a heat trap when shelter and wind break, when sheltering in place.
Speaker 2Tj urban structure. Wind break I. The first thing that came to mind was um what is a barricade?
Speaker 1like you know, the gray, like concrete barricades, you know that's not bad, but that's not what I was looking for, eric you want to go.
Speaker 3This is going to be so wrong. What is a greenhouse?
Speaker 1No, no, it is a stairwell, or I would have accepted an elevator shaft.
Speaker 3I'm hating your answers. I don't ever want you to do Jeopardy again. You know what Speaking of? Shafts you're giving us the turn. It's my turn? Uh-huh, I don't think it is, but I'll take it is it urban?
Speaker 1survival for 800 this chemical found in cleaning supplies, can be diluted to purify water in emergencies what is?
Speaker 3what is?
Speaker 1bleach, alex, it is bleach. Is that? Was that you didn't know that?
Speaker 3no, I'm not gonna lie I was gonna say I died in very small amounts, guys.
Speaker 2But I don't know bleach in your water. I didn't.
Speaker 3I had no idea that was ever.
Speaker 2It's like a cap full for like 500 gallons on the podcast I haven't listened we talked about it on the podcast.
Speaker 1That does does not mean anything. All he remembers is solar stuff.
Speaker 3That means nothing, tj, it is your pick. Do you see my score? You guys are pretty close.
Speaker 2Let's go for Gear you Forgot for 600.
Speaker 1Alex. This item, often tossed after takeout, can be used to start fires or plug wounds. Tj. Tossed after takeout can be used to start fires or plug wounds. Tj.
Speaker 2Tossed after takeout Start fires.
Speaker 3He wasn't ready. He wasn't ready. What is napkins Alex?
Speaker 1I accept napkins. I was going to also accept a chopstick.
Speaker 2I was going to say chopsticks. Also, you could use a chopstick for like a splint Yep For your finger Fingers, for like a splint Yep For your finger.
Speaker 1Fingers, toes, all right, all right. And TJ, you get to continue. You forgot for $400. This item, found in most wallets, can be used to scrape Tinder or start a ferro rod, tj.
Speaker 2Let's think about what's in my wallet.
Speaker 3Are you kidding me? He gets to buzz in and then just think for 20 seconds.
Speaker 2I mean there's a timer at the top. I don't know what to tell you there is a timer.
Speaker 3This is bullshit.
Speaker 1He's got eight seconds.
Speaker 2What is a credit card, Alex? This is bullshit.
Speaker 1It is a credit card.
Speaker 3He gets to fucking buzz in and then think about his answer that's not how Gepardy works.
Speaker 2Eric, what else is in a fucking wallet? I did that to mess with you. They have time.
Speaker 1Alright, TJ, you continue. Gear you forgot for $200. Just show him the question now, just send it to him, this item often overlooked in first aid kits can be used to make cordage or splints.
Speaker 3I don't even know, I'm just going to sit here, there, oh.
Speaker 1This item often overlooked in first aid kits can be used to make cordage or splints.
Speaker 2Thank you for giving us a great last season.
Speaker 1A tourniquet? No, not a tourniquet. I didn't even say what it is, I don't care. Oh you for giving us a great last season.
Speaker 3A tourniquet? No, not a tourniquet. I didn't even say what it is, I don't care.
Speaker 1Oh, that's true. You didn't TJ, you haven't buzzed in you want to buzz in?
Speaker 2Okay, tj, I'm just thinking of what's in a first aid kit.
Speaker 3He had 25 seconds to be thinking about it.
Urban Survival Challenges
Speaker 2No, what is a heat blanket, you know, like those aluminum ones.
Speaker 1That is incorrect. What is medical tape?
Speaker 3Would you have accepted gauze? No?
Speaker 1No, because the gauze can't or wrap gauze.
Speaker 3Gauze can't create cordage, It'll rip Eric it is your pick Zombie knowledge for $200.
Speaker 2See, I would have said after telling you guys you probably should have gone with a Will you Survive? I keep looking over. I'm like damn. He got the answer but here let's go Zombie Knowledge for $200.
Speaker 3I think you misunderstood. I failed the last one.
Speaker 1This 1968 George A Romero film is widely credited with divining the modern zombie genre.
Speaker 2TJ.
Speaker 1George.
Speaker 2A Romero film is widely credited with divining the modern zombie genre TJ 18 milliseconds.
Speaker 1What is Dawn of the Dead?
Speaker 3No, that is incorrect. He's an idiot. What is Night of?
Speaker 1the Living.
Speaker 3Dead. That is correct Dogshit movie.
Speaker 1What? The how? Dare you Stop taking out your frustrations of not knowing the?
Speaker 3answers Dogshit movie. I've never changed my opinion of that. It's been the exact same since we did that episode.
Speaker 1Don't make me give TJ the next paper.
Speaker 3Zombie knowledge for 400. Zombie knowledge for 400.
Speaker 1In the 2002 film 28 Days Later, the zombie-like creatures are infected with this virus. Eric.
Speaker 3What is the rage virus Wrong?
Speaker 1That is correct, I know.
Speaker 2I think my thing's fucking up. Dude, I'm tapping so fast on this shit.
Speaker 1Dude, you have no idea what he just did over here. It was comical. Okay, Eric, you get to continue. Yeah, zombie knowledge for 600. Zombie knowledge for 600.
Speaker 2This parasitic fungus infects ants, hijacks their behavior and inspired zombie concepts in nature documentaries Eric, just let me get it, eric, just let me get it, eric, just let me get it Eric. Just let me say that Fuck you, eric.
Speaker 1I'm going to accept it, no, what?
Speaker 2did he say? What did he say? It is ophiocordyceps. I was going to say Ophiocordyceps Shut up.
Speaker 1No, you weren't, I accepted it. Okay, eric, continue Zombie knowledge for 800.
Speaker 2And just so you know, you have just taken the lead. Is he cheating over there? Dude, I'm tapping so fast.
Speaker 1Dude, he's fucking. He's going so fast right now. Okay, zombie knowledge for 800. Right, I wear it for my keyboard. Yes, is he on his computer? In the walking dead, the cdc reveals that this part of the brain reactivates after death, triggering basic motor functions I don't, I don't know, damn it tj what is the brain stem?
Speaker 2That is correct.
Speaker 3Damn, I was not going to get that right. I was going to say the frontal lobe.
Speaker 1And TJ, you get the pick. Just so you know. You guys have left Urban Survival for 1,000 on the board. I'm a little disappointed. I thought you were going.
Speaker 2Sorry, my wife's question what? Would be the hardest zombie apocalypse to survive. I said dying late.
Speaker 1Well, we could discuss that later, I think the Last of Us.
Speaker 3I think the Last of Us, yeah.
Speaker 2I feel like I can survive the Last of Us In reality the fungal spores get everywhere.
Speaker 3You cannot avoid them, Everybody is infected.
Speaker 2But if we're going game logic, you'll be able to see them, but in real life you can't see shit.
Speaker 3Yeah, that game logic you'll be able to see them, but in real life you can't see shit. Yeah, like that's what I'm saying, like that's why they didn't do life realistically. Yeah, realistically, that's impossible to survive, right?
Speaker 1yeah, but uh, your turn you just sounded like an old school Resident Evil zombie.
Speaker 2Let's go. Urban Survival for 1,000, Alex.
Speaker 1Oh damn, here we go. In an urban lockdown scenario, this common household item can be layered with duct tape and mounted on a trash can lid to create a makeshift riot shield. Tj, have you muted yourself? Tj.
Speaker 2No, I'm just.
Speaker 3He's just thinking after locking in.
Speaker 1You only have five seconds.
Speaker 2What is a door, Alex?
Speaker 1No, that is incorrect. Eric, do you want to go?
Speaker 3I have no idea.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't know. Nobody knows what is a baking sheet Meh okay, I would never have thought to do that eric, this comes back to your turn will you survive for 400?
Speaker 1okay. This host often plays the role of the grounded realist in survival scenarios. His approach blends logic with skepticism, keeping the podcast from spiraling too fantasy eric, who is our beautiful host.
Speaker 3Alex, no, you already said me, this doesn't sound like me, or tj, tj who is tj? That is correct yeah, spiraling from from too far into reality. What?
Speaker 2into fantasy.
Speaker 3He was just saying that the, the, the fucking last of us you could survive in game that was just bad.
Speaker 2That was just a bad answer you don't know what distillation is shut up this, this guy, this are you kidding me him, okay, but hear me out you let this, this you, you in your mind pick 800.
Speaker 3So I could say it's me, because I know it's gonna be me in your mind.
Speaker 2You can, you just jump out of a portal out of the back rooms. Dude, that doesn't even make any sense what?
Speaker 3when did where did that come from? What that was me?
Speaker 1I know, but he allowed it to happen that's all I'm saying, saying I know because I made it well-reasoned.
Speaker 2Oh no, it was completely well-reasoned for you, but for Eric, since he's all oh, you can't do this, you know.
Speaker 1You're still mad about this.
Speaker 2No, not at all actually. I couldn't really think of anything to go with.
Speaker 1It is your turn.
Speaker 2Thank you all for listening. Will you survive the podcast for 800? Alex.
Speaker 1This special episode of Will you Survive takes a different approach, as hosts TJ, eric and Alex navigate a medical nightmare scenario where survival depends on quick thinking and stomach churning decisions. Active Eric, what is Hang?
Speaker 3on. What is what, Eric? What is Hang on?
Speaker 2What is what, Eric? What is Code?
Speaker 1Black. That is correct. What is Code?
Speaker 2Black, I would have Personally host, I would have had him say the entire thing.
Speaker 1That's okay. I accepted Code Black and personally.
Speaker 3That's why you're not the host, that's why you're losing. And Eric, your pick, the Conjuring for $800.
Speaker 1The Conjuring for $800. Before filming, Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson traveled to this US state to meet Lorraine Warren.
Speaker 2What TJ? What is Pennsylvania?
Speaker 1No, that is incorrect.
Speaker 3Eric. What is Connecticut Eric? What is Connecticut Correct?
Speaker 2What I don't know. It's one of those white states.
Speaker 3I genuinely thought the same. I was like I don't know, it's somewhere up there Fucking.
Speaker 2Iowa I don't fucking know.
Speaker 3That's crazy.
Speaker 1That's where the Warrens lived. I wasn't sure about that.
Speaker 3Go ahead your pick. I was going to say like Boston.
Speaker 1Boston. You would hear it in their accent Boston.
Speaker 3Let's go. The Conjuring 600, the.
Speaker 1Conjuring 600. This spirit, accused of witchcraft and child murder, is said to haunt the Perron family farmhouse. Oh, buzzer's active.
Speaker 2TJ.
Speaker 1What is?
Speaker 2Eric Salas.
Speaker 1No, that is incorrect. That's also who by the way that is true, that is true. It should be. Who?
Speaker 3You're not a person. Is this the third one? Tj, help me. Is this the third one?
Speaker 1No, perron. No, is that the second one? I think it's the first one.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 2I don't remember the name of the spirit. I don't remember the name. I'm not going to buzz in.
Speaker 3I don't remember either. It's Bathsheba.
Speaker 1Sherman oh yeah, that makes sense. Tj, it is now your turn. You get to pick.
Speaker 2I can only remember Alex Urban survival for 400. Alex.
Speaker 1Fuck. This improvised weapon can be made from a broomstick and a kitchen knife, tj. What is a spear, alex? That is correct, tj, and it is still your turn.
Speaker 2I was going to say what is a pokey pokey stick? Alex?
Speaker 1I would have accepted.
Speaker 3Yeah, you should have accepted that. That would have been fair.
Speaker 2Let's go Urban Survival for 200.
Speaker 1Urban Survival for 200. This item, found in most kitchens, can be used to signal for help by reflecting sunlight. Tj.
Speaker 2Found in most kitchens.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what turned me off.
Speaker 2But there's a lot of things that you could use as a signal yeah like anything looking for something looking for something specific.
Speaker 3I think I know what he's looking for um say the wrong answer, so I can say the right one you got five seconds what is a spoon, alex, incorrect.
Speaker 2What is a pot, lid?
Speaker 3Eric, what is a pot?
Speaker 1that is also incorrect. What is a pot? Lid eric? What is a pot? That is also incorrect. What is aluminum foil?
Speaker 3okay, well, I I would never think to do that why really is a pot that aluminum foil is so versatile in that regard.
Speaker 1You can use it like similarly like a mirror.
Speaker 3It's even more shiny than any pot I only bring out the aluminum foil if aliens are involved. I mean then there's that.
Speaker 1out the aluminum foil, if aliens are involved, I mean, then there's that Okay, my turn, eric. We just read the podcast for $200. This host is known for throwing curveballs into discussion. His offbeat humor and willingness to entertain absurd hypotheticals make him the unpredictable heartbeat of the show. No.
Speaker 2Who is Eric?
Speaker 1That is correct. I'm flattered, but this is bullshit.
Speaker 2Who is a sore loser?
Speaker 1TJ.
Speaker 2The Conjuring for 200. Alex.
Speaker 1This real-life paranormal couple is portrayed by Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga in the film.
Speaker 3Eric, who are Ed and Elizabeth Warren?
Speaker 1Are you kidding me? That is incorrect, tj.
Speaker 2Who are the Warrens?
Speaker 1Well, yes, but what are their names?
Speaker 3Oh fuck, oh, oh, wait can I have another go.
Speaker 2I know who I fucked up uh, who is ed and lorraine warren? That is correct thinking so fucking hard elizabeth? Who the fuck is elizabeth? And like, when he said it, I was like yeah, and then you were like no, I'm like, wait, it sounds right. Right, it sounded right. Thank you all for listening to this episode of the podcast. The original cut for this episode was long as fuck, so there's going to be a part two next week. Until next time, stay loud, you.
