Will You Survive... The Podcast

Will You Survive "We Bury The Dead" pt 2

Will You Survive... The Podcast

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Start with a misdelivered toy and a retail nightmare, add a barrage of Bad Dragon jokes, and you might expect pure chaos—except the chaos hides sharper questions about taste, ethics, and where creators draw the line. We go from laughing at absurd sponsorship ideas to weighing what it means to attach a show’s identity to adult brands and whether shock value is worth the association.

Then we pivot to movies with a double-take: the clean precision of 1917’s one-shot illusion versus the slower burn of 1922, and a heated breakdown of zombie rules—running vs. shambling, infection vs. undeath, and why the “zombie baby” trope refuses to die. The conversation skewers Australia-as-villain plotlines and asks what national stereotypes add or subtract from a story. It’s loud, it’s irreverent, and it still lands on the craft that makes tension work.

Next comes the anime crossfire. Is anime a medium or a monolith? Do subs and dubs define the experience? Attack on Titan gets treated like a gateway drug and a lightning rod at the same time. We call out the difference between hating a trope and misunderstanding a format, and we admit that recommendations are trust—bad ones can turn viewers off for years. Expect brash takes, reluctant concessions, and a few surprising common grounds.

We close on ownership and infrastructure: streaming’s slide back into cable economics, why physical media still matters, and a practical look at AI’s energy and water footprint. Does water use equal water loss? What even is the “trapped water” theory? We poke at climate claims by following incentives—if oceans are set to swallow the coast, why do the loudest alarmists keep buying beachfronts and securing long mortgages? You don’t have to agree to appreciate the point: make choices with eyes open, and know who profits when platforms rewrite the rules.

Hit play for gallows humor, sharp media takes, and a few spicy rants that might make you yell back at your phone. If you laughed, argued, or reconsidered a favorite, tap follow, share this with a friend, and drop a review telling us the hottest take we got wrong.

Misdelivered Toy And Retail TMI

SPEAKER_01

I'm sure somebody's made a Shrek butt plug. I'm gonna be a hundred percent. That's definitely a thing that's happening.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, absolutely. I'm sure there's uh Shrek toys.

SPEAKER_01

In fact, I'm ordering one right now to your house, Eric.

SPEAKER_00

Oh. Um so I'm gonna have two. What am I gonna do with the other one? What uh what am I gonna do with two?

SPEAKER_02

So I got a funny story about about that.

SPEAKER_00

My wife That's concerning.

SPEAKER_02

My wife had uh a friend who ordered her a sex toy as a joke and sent it to the wrong address and it got signed for, right? The street name that she thought it was was very close to my wife's street name that she lived on. So it was signed for. She waited a couple days, the friend waited a couple days and then was like, so what do you what do you think? Did you did you get my my uh gift? And she was like, No, what are you talking about? Like, I know you got it, you signed for it. So what was funny was at first they were both blaming my mother-in-law. They're like, oh my god, did she like take it and like not say anything about it?

SPEAKER_00

Which would be very funny, by the way.

SPEAKER_02

It was a sex toy, and they were like, no, what? So my wife finally asks, What address did you send it to? And she told her the street name, and it was just slightly different, and it just had them cracking up laughing because there's somebody out there with a big giant black dong and like veiny and everything. It was one of those ultra just made a colour. Ultra was it was hilarious, but the the first uh theory was just comical. They thought that my mother-in-law stole it and didn't say anything.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, never saw it. Nope. What? Anyways, I'll be back.

SPEAKER_02

The other person knew damn well and saw the label that said uh no returns after use.

SPEAKER_00

No returns after use. Okay, so there's um, so I'm gonna call out Gap really quick. Uh I used to work for said company.

SPEAKER_02

Hey Joker.

SPEAKER_00

Um, what the fuck is with allowing people to return underwear? Ew! That's crazy. What is up with allowing people to try on underwear in the lingerie section? I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02

What? I don't even know how that's possible. Men's underwear, boxer shorts.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. There's like a whole bunch of panties. There was a whole room just full of panties. Never worked that section, by the way. I mean, it's too icky. But I swear I I would see people fucking try them on. I remember one time there was a whole debacle because someone was like, Oh, we found period blood on on uh on a set inside the the changing room. We need to get somebody to throw them away. And I'm like, why do we allow people to try them on? Yeah, that is crazy. Know your size or don't.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I mean, especially sharing. Men's boxers are in plastic.

SPEAKER_00

That's what I'm saying. I know, right? But women's is not. Like, women's is is literally just it's a drawer full of different kinds, and you pick from them, and then you go try them on, apparently. That's awful.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I'm not saying you should do this gap, but I I think there's an untapped market there. I'll let you know. What are you saying together? There are a lot of weirdos in the end. Oh my god!

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna go I'm gonna go and buy their uh I'm gonna go and buy their rejects for like a dollar.

SPEAKER_01

No, babe, it's a business venture. I don't actually want that. Babe, you don't understand.

SPEAKER_02

You have no idea I've tried to I've tried to steal my wife's.

SPEAKER_00

I feel like that wouldn't be that hard.

SPEAKER_02

Let me let me do this as a as a business venture.

SPEAKER_01

It's just a prank, babe. Dude, it's just a prank.

SPEAKER_02

Um I I I tried to be honest. I said it's a business venture. Can we talk about the movie again?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, well, once I I think we should. Why are you feeling like you're gonna get in trouble? We should try to get a sponsor for from uh Bad Dragon. Uh that would low-key be cool, but also we need our own signature thing.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I'm not gonna What?

SPEAKER_01

I think it needs to be a zombie hand.

SPEAKER_00

That's it. Wouldn't that be sick? Sick, yes. Uh I don't think in the way that you're thinking.

SPEAKER_01

I think that this is an untapped market with unlimited potential.

SPEAKER_00

I think I don't want to tap that market. Market's already tapped. The same way I wouldn't want to tap the market of the wolf paw. What the fuck? It's David's paw. Oh, yeah, why do you know that?

SPEAKER_01

Because I've gone exploring on there a couple times to laugh at it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I won't lie. I I haven't I I've I'm guilty of exploring the Bad Dragon Web.

SPEAKER_01

That's crazy. It was like weird, like colors is like blue, pink, and yellow. And it had like a big thing.

SPEAKER_00

Alright, if we if Bad Dragon reached out to us, would we? Yes. Yeah. Okay, wow. We're that kind of podcast. I think you heard it here.

SPEAKER_01

We make it a triple zombie hand, you know, but each of the hands is our hand.

SPEAKER_00

Triple?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

That's horrible. No, I don't want to be my hand.

SPEAKER_01

Like we each hold our hand like this, right? Yep. And then you get yours. And then he gets his. Yep.

SPEAKER_00

The triangle dildo.

SPEAKER_01

You know? There's somebody.

SPEAKER_00

There is. There is, and that's what's concerning. That yeah, I don't want my hand in some dude's ass. So guys, uh, this episode is sponsored by I don't yeah, I don't want some dude's hands.

SPEAKER_01

You could get a copy.

SPEAKER_00

Uh no, I don't want my hand in some dude's ass on the shop.

SPEAKER_01

Make sure to post your pictures on Insta. Tag used. Oh my god. Description. No, on X. On X.

SPEAKER_00

Tag us in the only place that'll allow it.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah. Uh yeah, so we watched the movie.

SPEAKER_02

I say we all do our own individual like this.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we all do this. We all go Italian. Okay, wait, no. Hey, why why why do you uh stick a yep my hand in your butthole?

SPEAKER_01

Maybe I gotta one of us is doing that. I gotta appease. One of us is doing that, another's doing that, right? It like spreads off. And then the other one's down here doing something.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I hate this. I know what you're doing.

SPEAKER_01

Pat Dragon, hit me up, bro. I got a fucking idea.

SPEAKER_02

I was gonna do mine like that, Italian, but I was gonna Maddie is judging me from the back.

SPEAKER_01

I was gonna play because she can only hear my side of the conversation.

SPEAKER_02

And she should. I was gonna play into the uh into the trope of the forearm. We'll give them the full thing.

SPEAKER_00

They have though that's crazy. He's the bass. The base is Alex's head. We call we call it the the what what what is the what's the three-headed dog? Cerberus? Cerberus? I think that's already a thing on there.

SPEAKER_01

Jesus. We'll call it Cerberus. Anyways, who's survived?

SPEAKER_00

Uh a film by Zack Hilditch. And you know what? Oh, we didn't even talk about this. Fuck Australia. Oh, yeah. What is with the this is the second movie that that we've watched where Australia has made the US the bad guys. And this one is insulting. Oh, the dumb Americans accidentally dropped a bomb on the coast. Those stupid dumb Americans. Fuck you, Australia. Why are we the bad guys in your movies?

SPEAKER_01

We have also accidentally dropped nukes on our coast. They just didn't go off.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but they didn't go off. We're fine. We know what we're doing. So it has happened before. Accidents happen! What's the worst that would have happened? SpongeBob. Don't answer that.

SPEAKER_02

Zach Zach Hilditch is uh most known for a few movies. 1922, Transmission, he made 1922. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That's the that's the war movie, right?

SPEAKER_02

I believe you're accurate on that. I fucking love that movie. I think it was post-World War uh World War I. Um Stephen King.

SPEAKER_01

It's all filmed in Oh no, it's the fucking Alan Poe. Is that the one where he kills his wife?

SPEAKER_02

So in the year 1922, a rancher conspires to murder his wife for financial gain and convinces his teenage son to participate. Which one is it? It is a Stephen King.

SPEAKER_01

What's the m what's the war movie one where it's filmed in one shot?

SPEAKER_02

Uh that one was um wait, are you talking about the more recent one? Uh was that uh was quiet on the Western Front?

SPEAKER_01

No, it's 19 something. I don't know. It it's sh it's shot like a continuous shot with like sneaky cuts. Uh and it's this guy trying to deliver uh news to a like battlefront before they start because it's all it's like a trap or whatever. So if he doesn't get there in time, people are gonna die. And by the end of the movie, he's like fucking sprinting and he like freaking trips over people and stuff. But it's all like it's shot like one continuous shot. One of my favorite movies. I like movies that do that.

SPEAKER_02

That one's really cool. That's 1917. 1917 was uh that was directed by Sam Mendes.

Movie Pivot And Australia Rant

SPEAKER_01

Love that movie. Uh I did I could not finish 19 whatever though, 1922, whatever it was. Uh with the wife. It was um that shit was so boring.

SPEAKER_02

More precisely, it was designed to appear as if shot in one continuous shot. So there's a edited it to look that way.

SPEAKER_01

Like he'll go through like a dar dark like doorway and then it'll cut, or like he'll pass by the camera and it'll cut.

SPEAKER_02

Impressive.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I love movies like that. Uh We Bury the Dead is not like that. There are many cuts. Fun fact.

SPEAKER_00

Many.

SPEAKER_01

Um. Typical white girl fallen, just like when she's in danger. She did that. Dropped her whole weapon. That was that was fun. Um that was I I didn't realize they ran until then.

SPEAKER_02

I I know one of 'em, that the one uh what was it, in the uh at the end, I thought was the most significant, was the one running around the edge of the pool. Yeah. And I also like that she was the one who had the uh untapped rage when she started just like pummeling it and wouldn't stop.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, yeah. She's she's going through a lot. I mean, it's all her fault, but you know. It's true. It's true. Hey, she ends up having a baby at the end, though. Which is a thing that happened in multiple zombie movies in recent history. Zombie baby. But not zombies. Not a zombie. It's a baby from a zombie. Pregnant zombie.

SPEAKER_02

I will tell you this. I I will die on this hill. This hill. 28 days, weeks, years, not zombies.

SPEAKER_01

That's still somewhat counts. Come at me, bro. Somewhat counts.

SPEAKER_00

Um as like, should nuke them or not? You said what? Nuke them. Like, they still count as in like they should be nuked or yes. Yeah. Nuke them. Okay, I I would have to agree.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. So that this is our petition to the US government to nuke Australia. They don't really got anything cool down there. We could take a couple of their kangaroos. Um it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they're fictional. They want to keep talking shit and pr and making us the bad guys, we could be the bad guys.

SPEAKER_01

Let's let's introduce the kangaroos into our wilds. They will take over and beat the fuck up out of all our deer, and they will become deer, but with fists.

SPEAKER_00

And chlamydia.

SPEAKER_01

That's koalas.

SPEAKER_00

We don't want to koala bears.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I figure. I mean, and and if we do nuke Australia, we can get rid of all those fucking spiders and deadly things.

SPEAKER_00

That's true. You know what's funny? I heard an Australian talking about that recently, and they're like, everybody says Australia is scary. You guys have bears and mountain lions, which, yes, we do. But I'm sorry. I expect those to be big. I don't expect a spider to be the size of my fucking door.

SPEAKER_01

And y'all have to be punch, my guy. Why the fuck?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_00

Why do you have kickboxing animals? What like what the shit is that? Why are your animals fucking trained in Taekwondo? What the fuck is that? You have and then your bears are small, but they have chlamydia. What the what is happening? Then there's that. And then the snakes? We have snakes. I mean, like, fine. Yeah, but they have water snakes. And water snakes are scary.

SPEAKER_02

Well, their snakes. We have like one main species of uber deadly snake.

SPEAKER_00

Rattlesnake?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. They have like 39 in one region.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and they're like, bears are scary. I'm like, yeah, bears, though, I don't see bears very often. They see their snakes very often.

SPEAKER_01

It's like they they'll have like encounters with many of animals from the outside all the time. Me, I'll be lucky if I see a bird in a day, you know?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I'll tell you what a bear doesn't do. A bear doesn't crawl up out of my toilet.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I can't know. I'm good. I mean that you know what? In in in certain areas, rats will come up through the sewer system here. So.

SPEAKER_00

And that's a rat. If a fucking snake or giant ass spider crawled out from the bottom of my toilet, I'm never taking a shit on that toilet ever again.

SPEAKER_01

Would you rather it be a snake biting your nuts or a rat or a spider? Which one?

SPEAKER_00

Logically, a spider, but I'm arachnophobic, so I think I'm gonna go with a snake because I I worry that a rat would give me a disease that would make me advertise. Yeah, well, that's the thing. I think the snake's bite itself will hurt the most as long as long as it's not something incredibly poisonous. I think the or venomous. I think the yeah, I think the snake's bite is what would hurt the most. The fangs going in, that would be that would suck. But the spider, I think I would faint.

SPEAKER_01

Like quite I I don't I don't think I could be conscious for that with a spider on the toilet. Didn't you, Maddie? Have a run in with a spider on a toilet.

unknown

Oh my god. Are you gonna tell the story?

SPEAKER_01

Uh she went to wipe and felt a crunch.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's miserable. No, I see, like, that would make me faint. Like, quite literally, I I would faint.

SPEAKER_01

Dude, I don't I yeah, no.

SPEAKER_00

If I heard a crunch and then I look and there's a spider there, I'm waking up in like 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_01

And spraying it off with the hose.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I I yeah, I genuinely don't think I would ever be able to take a shit in that toilet ever again.

SPEAKER_02

Which, like Okay, so according to many different websites, including uh animals.com, um Britannica Online, uh some news articles like The Guardian, uh let me see which one was the one I liked was biomedical sciences.unimel. Uh then you've got Australia, oh, Australian Geographic.com. All of them agree on one thing. Australia has approximately 140 different venomous snakes.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, fuck off. I I'll take bears.

SPEAKER_02

California has a whopping 20 to 30.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I I'm okay. I don't see bears very often. Yeah. I don't see mountain lions very often. You know what I see more? Coyotes. Yep.

SPEAKER_02

Stray dogs.

SPEAKER_00

You got dingoes over there. Yeah, well, like what dingo. What the fu They got they got fucking kickboxing animals, they got STD bears, they got a bunch of poisonous snakes, giant ass spiders, sharks galore.

SPEAKER_01

You heard they had another like they're having jellyfish that will kill you. You can't.

SPEAKER_00

You heard they're having like a lot of shark bites recently? Like that like Australia sucks. And it's hot. And it's hot.

SPEAKER_02

Well, you do know why they're going through all of this, right?

SPEAKER_00

Because they got rid of their guns.

SPEAKER_02

Nope, because it's a fictional country.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, true.

SPEAKER_02

They could tell us anything they want.

SPEAKER_01

New Zealand has hobbits. Same place. Yeah, pretty much the same place. Dumber accent, though. No. Same accent.

SPEAKER_00

Dumber though. No, it's not a good thing. Even the chat agrees.

SPEAKER_02

It's very close. Even the chat agrees. One more time. Australia does not exist. Aussies are descendants from Brits, so they don't exist.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly. Sound like Korg from uh fucking Thor. Why? My name's Korg.

SPEAKER_00

The thing about Australia. I made a rope.

SPEAKER_01

I love that guy.

SPEAKER_00

The thing about Australia is that Australia should be the cooler America. By all intents and purposes, they should be. And they're not.

SPEAKER_02

They're down and under. They're upside down.

SPEAKER_00

You're not to worry about unless you've made a scissors. You know what I think. You know what I think Australia, you know where I think they went wrong? They lost their war to the emu.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, how you lose. They lost that first war. What does no first no and they got big ass birds?

One-Shot Films And 1917 Debate

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, hang on. They lost the war to the emus the first time, and I think that killed their ego. And I think that's what made them lesser than America. But then they waged war on them a second time and lost a second time. And I think that just solidified Australia shouldn't exist. On the front line. They're in the fucking trace. They're in the trubs. The email are coming. They're in the outback.

SPEAKER_01

Crocky. Arnar. There's an email. There's an emer with the em in the outback. Alright, so with all of that, and then the movie takes place in Tasmania. It's not even.

SPEAKER_02

I know that some of our listeners aren't going to hear this for a couple of weeks, but uh, you know, lift us up in your prayers in Southern California here. We're having a rough life. Uh temperatures are dropping down to the 60s. We're free. Rain. Rain was uh I think it rained last night.

SPEAKER_00

It rained last night. I woke up this morning. We had to hike on the concrete trails because it was too muddy.

SPEAKER_02

I couldn't even wear shorts today.

SPEAKER_01

Water.

SPEAKER_02

I couldn't even wear shorts today. It was cold. It was the sun barely even came out.

SPEAKER_00

You want to know why we cry about not having water? Do you want to know why? Because we get water and then they fucking pump into the into the ocean. That's right. And so then we have no water. And then it has to rain again, and we don't like the rain. That's why we live in California. That's why it's only supposed to happen once in a while. And we're supposed to keep the water.

SPEAKER_01

Twice. It iced up and I scraped it. Anyways. And then the water. That's why you would live in such a within the 30 minutes I was inside, so I had to rescrape it off.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's crazy. That actually kind of reminds me of something similar that happened this morning. I took Cozy out and his paws got wet because there was like this dew on the ground. I don't know what it was, but like it made the ground wet, and it was really like it really sucked because then he got the interior of my carbon. I so like I looked it up and apparently like it's water called something. Yeah, I don't know what like mountain. How about you do not be on the ground? How about that?

SPEAKER_02

Is that like that stuff?

SPEAKER_00

It got it's electrolytes.

SPEAKER_02

Is that like that stuff that they say when it falls out of the sky? I think it's I think it's pronounced rain. Ryan.

SPEAKER_00

Ryan? Ryan? Yeah, Ryan. So when Ryan falls from the sky. So like apparently there's like like I I guess like the stuff that's in the toilet is like in the air sometimes. Weird. That's just gross. And then it gets on the ground, so disgusting. That's why I have a cap on my toothbrush.

SPEAKER_01

You want us to give the stuff from the toilet to the plants?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But what do we but what about Bondo? It's got what plants crave. Yes. But electrolytes, that's what the plants crave. They kept doing this shit.

SPEAKER_02

It's what plants crave.

SPEAKER_01

Electrolytes.

SPEAKER_00

Obviously.

SPEAKER_02

Duh. You know another movie that we did early on without TJ that I think we should do again? The Night Eats the World.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's stupid movie. Fucking French man. Don't even get me started on that made up country.

SPEAKER_02

That's a great movie.

SPEAKER_01

I think we should do another series eventually. Like what? Which one? There's a zombie one that's out.

SPEAKER_02

Bucket list of the dead. Bucket list of the dead.

SPEAKER_01

think we should do the anime. I think we should be able to do that.

SPEAKER_02

We never covered we never covered Black Summer. I don't like Black Summer or Z Nation.

SPEAKER_00

It's the the being in a different language and the v the lips not matching.

SPEAKER_02

We never covered and I would only do like season one, two or three of The Walking Dead.

SPEAKER_00

What was that movie called like The Rain? Or that that show called like The Rain or something like that. Where like the rain was toxic and so they had to like hide in this bunker. It's like a Swedish show. I don't know. It was really popular for a while. Chat might know. I think it was called The Rain or something like that. But it was in like Swedish and and the the lips never matched the the English uh dub and that bothered me.

SPEAKER_01

The thing is with anime it could be either or it could match up great or it could they just dub over it. Yeah they just don't care.

SPEAKER_00

Well like there's a big black guy chasing you.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah most of the time because so the with that one with that one they like matched like they didn't change the animation at all. They just matched what they were saying to like match with the speed that they were talking. So that when he was going that was because he the dude was speaking Japanese really fast.

SPEAKER_00

What I heard I don't know if it's true but what I heard for that anime is that the English dub actors were not given an actual script. So they were just fucking looking at the animation and going fuck it.

SPEAKER_01

That's that's the Japanese version is like mid at best and then the English one is prime.

SPEAKER_00

There's a scene where this girl's running a like a a loop around like a track field and the there's a guy in the center like yelling at her and the English dub goes quick run like there's a big black guy chasing you and then it comes to her going ah it's so stupid. Well at least we know it's not racist. It's uh honestly probably an anime that I would watch just for my guy anime is good.

SPEAKER_01

You just gotta write you just gotta find the right one. You don't you don't watch anime so how do you know if you don't like it because I don't like any of the tropes of anime Dragon Ball Z was fired. My guy the tropes of anime is not a thing because anime I don't like literally animated shows. It's not like a trope of TV shows and you're comparing anime is not anime it is a specific Max and Ruby off Disney TV.

Zombie Tropes And Nuke Takes

SPEAKER_00

You cannot no because you've literally argued against me on this anime does not mean animated. It is not the same thing. An animated like Shrek is not anime no it's a Japanese animation. That's what anime is yeah but it's but it's a specific genre. No if you look up anime they will look completely to each other. I like animation I don't like anime literally doesn't make any sense it does they're different animation is not anime is also different.

SPEAKER_01

It's not like it's the same thing every time but I d but it's the same tropes.

SPEAKER_00

I don't like the voice acting I don't like the I don't like the tropes of it you haven't watched any so how do you know I have watched anime Pokemon? No. What I have watched a little bit of Pokemon that's not what I was thinking of fucking name three I can't because I didn't like them.

SPEAKER_02

Okay so according to Grok outside of Japan pretty much the whole rest of the world anime quote unquote specifically refers to animation made in Japan. Like I said it's Japan.

SPEAKER_01

You have an issue with Japanese people just say it I have an issue with their animation. Nah bro because the storytelling and whatever in anime is like peak my guy the the memes like I do the anime voice all the time because it's a fucking meme that every time I can't I can't listen to that for hours.

SPEAKER_00

Animes like that drives me insane animes that aren't like that. I've literally never seen an anime that doesn't have that you've seen it drives me insane. Maybe two I no I'm not I'm not really into anime no I dated someone who was real into anime and wanted to show me all the time I only watched like an episode of each show but I didn't like any of them. Was she a chick? But you got it Yes.

SPEAKER_01

Okay you gotta admit that there are literal subgenres for the types of anime for each like thing. So if you want some stuff Do you want to know how much I don't like anime that's called a show anime how much I don't like anime?

SPEAKER_00

Do you want to know how much I don't like anime I liked Attack on Titan. What? I I've heard that if you like Attack on Titan you don't really like anime and so I I thought it was decent. I don't care for literally anything else I've watched. You haven't even finished Attack on Titan. No I've watched like I've watched like a season and I was like that was okay.

SPEAKER_01

I will literally make us watch the entirety of Attack on Titan. It's so mid. It's not it's I I like it don't get me wrong but you watched not season one that's like watching the first episode of like that's crazy.

SPEAKER_00

If you're gonna say a whole season is like watching the first episode of something that's crazy. That's bad.

SPEAKER_01

That's bad storytelling my guy that is oh my god you're literally just ooh it's not bad storytelling it's probably the one of the most well written animes I've ever seen in my life if you're only gonna watch one season that that's like watching 24 hours in the series 24.

SPEAKER_02

What you guys don't know that one no 24 the series 24 literally takes place over one 24 hour period and that's the entire season.

SPEAKER_01

I kind of like that I like that premise. There's like fucking okay so basically the show I just don't like all you seen was big motherfuckers eating little motherfuckers. I just don't like that's all you see I don't know what to tell you.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. One of them can turn into a big motherfucker that's all you seen.

SPEAKER_02

I I like animation I don't like Japanese animation I don't like anime your camera broke yeah I'm you break no you're you're you're just being a fucking tweaker right now my guy I I'm just so I I he won't allow me to not let's I'm 100% on board with Eric except for AOT which I also don't like Jackson you're 12 I like this guy I think Jackson's got valid opinions here no you have the taste of a 12 year old Eric that I just don't like anime I don't know what to tell you why is this such a big deal such a child you don't like cartoons for real I can't believe that you don't like cartoons you little fucking child why don't you grow up I've wanted to join the rest of us grown ups and watch cartoons he's like you haven't seen it I'm like I've seen it and he's like Attack on Titan on for your fucking kids right now Alex I I have watched I've watched several animes I don't care for them. I will go and turn on anything you want right now and put one of my kids in front of it.

SPEAKER_01

It'll be me you didn't have to tell him that's like my son watched it all the way through I let my son watch it all the way through what the fuck you gonna do now go go talk shit now play the final season for the little kids in your life tell me that's just fucking cartoons homie I just I bro there's a lot of cartoons I won't let my kids watch. Look I didn't even say that alright that wasn't even me I just I just don't like anime that's it nah dude so we're we're gonna be doing bucket list of the dead the anime the anime because honestly the anime will be more realistic than the movie and funner and good anime You saw the shark zombie didn't you you remember that are you talking to me?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah no you don't remember that didn't we watch the movie?

SPEAKER_01

No oh we haven't covered the movie even yeah I have no idea what's why we should cover the anime and then cover the movie and then we see which one's worse.

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SPEAKER_02

It is ridiculous. Ridiculous ridiculous anyways uh Alex give them the socials all right everybody you can catch us on all social media platforms go check us out on YouTube TikTok uh what is the other ones YouTube TikTok Facebook Instagram at will you survive the podcast you can catch us on X by searching at the boys at will you survive or at the boys W Y S at the Boys WYS and you can send us your emails send those to the boys at will you survive the podcast dot com. That's T H E B O Y S at WillYou Survive the Podcast dot com. We'd love to hear your criticisms critiques or any recommendations for movies you'd like us to cover.

SPEAKER_00

Be nice on the critiques I'm sensitive. Yeah my feelers get hurt my feelers will cry baby baby bitch boy um this guy literally can't stop crying that I don't like something he likes. He's so needy no I thought we were fucking friends need to have things in common we literally have so much in common like what?

SPEAKER_01

I'm tall you're short anime I'm hot you're not okay I get bitches you get nothing okay so I like anime and you don't that might be your problem I don't have a dad and you do you might pull what do we have in common look no I'm not say if a girl was like I really like anime I might lie but I don't like anime don't lie tell them I don't really care for it at all. Well no well that's where I usually hit him with the uh I don't really like it but maybe you could show me something I'll like no because they'll sell you some bullshit and then I don't care because I'm getting laid but the problem is I haven't got to the anime is that Maddie watches I don't want to watch it's like a good like five ten percent that are like I'd watch that. Yeah okay but here's the thing I'm not saying they're bad I'm just saying they're not I don't think you understand the only TV show or movies that I watch are for this podcast.

SPEAKER_00

I very rarely watch anything just to watch it I don't have time I watch YouTube mostly and it's when I'm going to bed Smosh is pretty much anime no we can't argue that no I I don't really watch anything but for this podcast too right like I I just don't got who's that's right we were we were talking about the uh the household expenditures and uh one of them was the cable and Eric and I were like we don't watch cable why the hell do you have cable still over it's 2020 exactly there's there's one person in this house and and she was making it such a big deal that she was like well I'm I'm not gonna pay for the cable anymore and we were like that's cancel it fine I don't watch it I you're literally the only one wanted cable which is fine it cheaper you can just get fucking YouTube TV boom YouTube TV that's what I said yeah I'm like I we we all I've literally never seen the kids put anything on the TV at this point the streaming service Netflix turned into fucking cable it's really cable happening together and then we're just gonna it's just we'd start done a fucking cable again. Yeah remember when cable like had all the channels you had to buy individually and then the whole reason it gets streaming was to circumvent that and then there become a million streaming services package yeah it's literally the same thing. We're literally just going back to cable Disney plus just but streaming essentially Hulu.

SPEAKER_02

Although I I gotta tell you guys if you if you don't use uh a Roku get a Roku use the Roku channel you'll be impressed it's it's not an it's not an end all but it is pretty damn cool I think also uh because people use fire sticks a lot just because you can like mod 'em yeah um aren't they like cracking down on that?

SPEAKER_01

I think they're pretty sure they're cracking down on that. I'm not sure we're able to mod our shit anymore.

SPEAKER_00

Oh I mean that sounds legit legally they've been getting crazy anyways you know the guys thank you all for listening um to this episode of Will You Survive the Podcast remember if buying isn't owning then piracy is not stealing um uh you know what you know I've thought about that recently if the internet ever goes down my entire Steam library is exactly or if Steam ever goes down I just don't own any buy physical media keep your pantry stocked make sure to check us out on YouTube he's doing some fun stuff over there um don't use AI apparently it's bad I guess it uh does stuff with water even though water evaporates and we never really lose water um yeah but uh apparently we are now in a desperate level of water in our world I I you know the the WHO says so but also America doesn't fund the WHO anymore so who cares?

SPEAKER_02

What WHO who cares um so I'm gonna give you a I'm gonna give you my the the world as I perceive it which this could be really fucking stupid but prove me wrong is we live in a closed environment right there's not tons and tons of water coming in from outer space right we're we're a closed ecosystem. Yeah we have essentially the water that's on earth is all we have would you agree? Yes sure so the only thing that's changed is the amount of people on the planet are nearing eight billion. What are we made of primarily water so imagine putting eight billion sponges in a closed ecosystem and then saying there's less water well no so it's the rate at which the water is leaving is the pri and it's the fresh water. No water doesn't go anywhere.

SPEAKER_00

Well no it's it's how much it's being used that there won't be a a sustainable amount to to sustain the amount of people that are on earth well that would be true.

SPEAKER_02

I would I would be concerned about that if we didn't have the ability to make stupid fucking laws that you're pumping 500 billion gallons of water out to the ocean every year to save the delta smelt I I agree. Um however that's uh neither here nor there that's uh well no that's exactly what it is you you have these contrived crises they create the crisis in which they then exploit.

SPEAKER_00

Okay well but that I would argue that AI is not helping. I don't think it's a necessarily a net good as somebody who uses AI I don't think it's a net good to be honest I I think it's been questionable a net good for who? Do you know who's complaining the most the creators they're not gonna get paid it's not I don't think that's the complaining the most oh no it is because the AI the AI companies have already agreed that they would produce their own power plants yeah and and they've literally been given permission to do so the problem it's it's kind of the same like it's just it requires so much water per per response that's kind of the the biggest problem.

SPEAKER_02

Now I agree what are they using water for cooling and what happens to the water when it gets superheated I I agree it evaporates I agree it's not being captured and locked up in tanks and held in tanks forever.

SPEAKER_00

Have you ever heard so this is an interesting theory it kind of relates it's not quite the same but it kind of relates have you ever heard of the trapped water theory?

SPEAKER_02

No.

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SPEAKER_00

So there's this theory um I I heard it on Instagram I don't know how much of an effect it actually has but it's interesting to think about somebody walked up to a Tesla charger and there was a bottle of water there and they opened it up and they poured out the bottle of water and they said remember the trapped water theory pour out the bottles of water that you see. So there's this theory that a lot of the earth's fresh water source or water sources are trapped in plastic bottles in landfills and can never escape the plastic bottles. And so it it's only a little bit per bottle but when you add it up across the whole world it's a large amount of water that's trapped in plastic bottles that it can't escape.

SPEAKER_01

It's just interesting to think about I don't know how much of an effect it actually has but it is interesting to think about I I do see that like I've watched some like island survival like videos. They'll just drop themselves off on a fucking island and live off whatever's there. They don't got nothing.

SPEAKER_02

And a lot of the time they find bottles of water just chilling on the beach you know so I'll tell you the the the thing that is uh it stands out to me the most about all of this is look number one at what is the actual population of the earth and what is detrimental. Most of what we talk about when we've heard people like Al Gore and Bill Gates complain about the existential crisis. Now mind you they've all gone back on their uh environmental catastrophe nobody nobody believes it's really a catastrophe. The the question has always been posed why do the people who speak the loudest about the earth's ending always buy beachfront property when they're saying the oceans are rising and we're all gonna die but they go and buy property on the beach and banks are lending out to condominium developers for 40 year mortgages when allegedly we're gonna be underwater in 30 years. Why why does any of this make sense in the business world that yeah we're gonna go ahead and give you billions of dollars for beachfront properties all over the world when we know that the water's gonna rise and we're all gonna die it's just ridiculous. Will always will never stop is AI causing a detrimental show me show me how they're capturing the water storing it and not letting it out once it evaporates it's gone. There's no reason to keep evaporated water or steam locked up inside of the AI machine. Water inside of a a cooling system means it's a closed system that they fill up with the water and it evaporates or they mix it with some kind of a chemical like an amber salt to prevent it from boiling.

SPEAKER_00

That's what I was trying to get to is that that's what they need what's that Glabersalt's uh that's something Mark Pyer brought up it's basically it Glaubersalt allows you to basically put a computer in water and it it basically takes away all the conductivity of water.

SPEAKER_01

Which you can also I think I have chosen a winner for this episode uh Eric uh to give you you know no responsibility uh for next week you know hey I appreciate that I'm going to choose Alex Alex is the winner for today it's because of my profound speech on the bullshit that is I'm not a big fan of the government fear um thank you all for listening to this episode uh we appreciate you make sure to listen to us every week uh make sure we're on your Spotify rap just like we're on Jackson's Spotify rap yes and uh yeah until next time share us with your friends yep share us with your friends until next time keep it cool keep it calm keep it breezy faux cheesy eric easy okay stay alive