Will You Survive... The Podcast
Immerse yourself in the world of cinema as we embark on a journey to equip you with the skills to tackle any disaster head-on. Through the lens of thrilling tales, particularly those of the zombie apocalypse, we'll unravel the secrets of preparedness. Join us as we explore the silver screen to empower you for the challenges that lie ahead.
Will You Survive... The Podcast
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We started the night saying we watched #Alive, a zombie movie that should have been an easy conversation starter. Then we did what we always do: immediately derailed into a chaotic survival game and argued like our lives depended on it. Welcome to One To One Hundred, where one of us picks a secret survival item and the rest try to guess it, getting a 1 to 100 “closeness” score that makes perfect sense only to the person holding the answer.
What follows is a surprisingly revealing tour through real survival gear and emergency preparedness thinking. We bounce through the usual bug out bag staples like water filters, lighters, first aid supplies, and navigation tools, then stumble into why signaling matters when you actually need rescue. A signal mirror becomes the perfect example of lightweight, battery-free survival equipment that’s easy to forget until you need it most.
From there, the conversation turns into multi-use gear and survival priorities: why paracord is basically a cheat code for shelter building and improvisation, why “sleep system” choices spiral into a full sleeping pad argument, and how food planning turns into a final-round obsession that ends with a fishing pole. It’s messy, loud, and genuinely useful if you like survival scenarios, wilderness survival talk, and gear debates that don’t take themselves too seriously.
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Welcome Back And The Remix Chaos
SPEAKER_04Hello, survivors, and welcome back to another episode of Will You Survive the Podcast! Today we are doing something very special, very, very non-done before. But before we get to that, my name is TJ. We've got Eric.
SPEAKER_02I'm Def.
SPEAKER_04And we've got Alex. Welcome to the Winnie Survivor Remix! That's right, it's a motherfucking remix in this bitch, and we're remixing it. Today we watched hashtag alive.
SPEAKER_02Boom, boom, boom, boom.
SPEAKER_04And that's where all my energy just went.
SPEAKER_02Watched. Most of us watched hashtag alive.
SPEAKER_04Most of us watched hashtag alive. Eric did not. He is doing it all from memory. Alex, do you remember the zombie babies riding on Beavers?
SPEAKER_06I do.
SPEAKER_04Yes. That is that is what's happened.
SPEAKER_06That happened at that one part, right after that one thing that happened. Yeah, right after that. Do you remember that one zombie?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, right after uh uh Peter Dinklage popped in. He was he was like, ah, I'm dinking it. I'm dinking it.
SPEAKER_06I think we're restricted just by you saying his name.
SPEAKER_04We can't even do shit here. Like this that's just bullying, I guess.
SPEAKER_02I think I watched the wrong movie. I think you might have. You might have. See, you didn't have a dink in your movie? I feel like you guys watched Zombievers.
SPEAKER_06No, this was this was hashtag dot alive. By the way, hashtag.alive.
SPEAKER_04Some of Zombeavers. I'm pretty sure one of you.
SPEAKER_02Oh, isn't it fantastic? And then we didn't do it. I watched the whole thing.
SPEAKER_04I like saw boobs, and then y'all were like, we're not even and I'm like, dog.
SPEAKER_02Wait, wait, when did I do that?
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_06When did I do that? You were like, we should do Zombie's. And we I watched the whole thing. I forgot to watch that. TJ watched part of it.
SPEAKER_02Wait, did I thought I just picked a different movie? Nope.
SPEAKER_06We did something different. I think we did uh fucking one to one hundred something.
SPEAKER_04That's just what you do.
SPEAKER_06Make us watch a fucking movie and then you bail on it.
SPEAKER_04Anyways, welcome back to one to one hundred. Hashtag alive.
SPEAKER_06One one hundred four.
SPEAKER_04It requires so little prep work. You know what? We I should do a one to one hundred and have him guess it. It's pretty watch me be so good.
SPEAKER_02Tarp equals map. Watch me be so good. I told you! I at the end we all agreed I did my best. Do it. Do it. Do it right now. Watch me be so good at this game.
SPEAKER_04Welcome to Will You Survive Remix Remix! Welcome to Will You Survive Remix. WYS. Today we're doing one to 100.
SPEAKER_06No, we're not.
SPEAKER_04Today we're doing one to one hundred. That's exactly what the fuck we're doing.
SPEAKER_06No, we're not.
SPEAKER_04I wasted your fucking time. It's it's a good movie, it wasn't a waste of time. I'm wasting your time now.
SPEAKER_06This motherfucker, I have a fucking more than full-time job and a wife and two kids. I have one of those. And by two kids, I mean two little kids.
SPEAKER_04Blah blah blah.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I didn't mean I was one of those. I meant I have one of those things you said. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Kids? That's insane.
SPEAKER_02Motherfucker.
SPEAKER_04Alex just said being bullied by Josh said that Alex has a constantly receding hairline, and that is the truth. Um you can't say Josh.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. Oh, would you know? Yeah, I guess. Damn, I kind of do got a big forehead.
SPEAKER_06You don't see it. You can't see anything. I kind of got a receding hairline. Although this is a hat that Josh sent me.
How One To One Hundred Works
SPEAKER_04I've been taking pictures of you every day since I met you, and I've been watching the forehead get bigger. Me? No, you haven't. No, but we talking about okay. Some somehow his forehead is getting bigger. Like you see the lines on his forehead like start stacking on his scalp.
SPEAKER_06No, you haven't. Nobody sees me without a hat. Eric does, but nobody has.
SPEAKER_02I think Josh has you beat on hair length. Dang! Welcome to one to one hundred! One to one hundred! I'm gonna be so good at this game.
SPEAKER_04Okay, if you have not watched the last three 1 to 100s that we've done, uh he's fucking with you.
SPEAKER_06I think he's fucking with you.
SPEAKER_04I don't believe this. Uh this is not what we're doing. I will pick a random thing off of my list that I just uh had made for me. Um and joking me. So I'll just I'll think of it, and then I'll be like, and then they'll tell they'll try to guess it. I'll say you'll one, meaning it's not close. 100, meaning it's really close. It's spot on, actually. Uh and that's how this game works. Uh flip a coin, who wants to go first? I don't have a coin.
SPEAKER_06I don't have a coin either.
SPEAKER_04You want me to flip a guitar pick? Flip a pick. Alright. Somehow lands in your guitar when you're throwing it.
SPEAKER_02Fade a dunlop or backside.
SPEAKER_06Okay. Dunlap is heads.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Ready? It's heads.
unknownIt's heads.
SPEAKER_06Heads! I go first!
SPEAKER_04Alright, Alex, your first word has been picked.
SPEAKER_06Trying to remember exactly how okay, um one word, right? One word.
SPEAKER_02Can we can we can we set a a rule?
SPEAKER_06What?
SPEAKER_02Before we start. No like broad categories to get closer to it. What the how would we even get remotely closer to it? Well, the idea is that you name like a specific item, and then he says how is to it to these episodes? I know, but that last episode, I'm just saying, I as the person who was giving the words, the last episode was literally just like navigation, medicine, weapons. Okay, it's a weapon.
SPEAKER_06And like and like and it still took like 25 minutes to get an answer.
SPEAKER_02This is supposed to be like you you just name a random object, and it's like, I don't know, it's kind of close. And you you give a number based. I don't know. I we don't have to, but I'm just saying, I remember how last episode went. It was hard.
SPEAKER_04Uh, and I will say these are all survival items because this is the Ways Ride podcast, and we focus on survival for our episode. Easy.
SPEAKER_02There's only like five.
Round One Becomes Signal Mirror
SPEAKER_06Okay, all right. Okay. Tarp equals map. All right. Well, um, you got it. 100. Water filter.
SPEAKER_04Dude, you got it.
SPEAKER_02Are you serious?
SPEAKER_04No, you didn't get that shit.
SPEAKER_02You really thought I was gonna I was well, because that would be top of the list of an AI generated list. Uh yeah.
SPEAKER_06That's a one flint and steel. It's tough, huh? Uh lighter. 10. Same. All right. Um should I help you? Bug out bag.
SPEAKER_04I mean, it could be in a bug out bag. Oh, okay. Fucking like, I don't know. A hundred. Like, what do you want to say? What? No. One.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna be I'm gonna be helpful because I feel like I'm gonna be super good at this. So it seems like fire is out of ten.
SPEAKER_06Dude, yeah, you think you fucking know that, Eric. You think? Yeah, I think, bro. I kind of think fire was out of ten, too.
SPEAKER_02I think it's not fire. No, it's probably not fire. Yeah, I I just I just, you know, based off of the evidence that we've been given. What about this? What about this?
SPEAKER_06What about this? Flashlight.
SPEAKER_04Oh, before we continue, I would like to say that uh my wife's little brother is in the building. I just wanted to give him a shout out. Shout out to Joe Burt, my white son. Joe Burt. Joe Burt. Joe Burt! That's shout out! Anyways, what's your next guest?
SPEAKER_06Flashlight.
SPEAKER_02What a weird ad. 65.
SPEAKER_06Light.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's kind of where I was going.
SPEAKER_06Light, fire. Um fire was 10. Light, fire, light.
SPEAKER_01Rock, rock, rock, spark. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Put put fire in rock.
SPEAKER_06Flashlight.
SPEAKER_02Solar still. What? I could see it. I see the logic.
unknownI know.
SPEAKER_01I don't know. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Well, fire, the sun. Five. Flashlight. The sunlight.
SPEAKER_06Five. He drops me back down to five.
SPEAKER_02We were I feel like you were cooking. You should keep going on that one. Cooking with flashlight. You should keep. It's taking a really long time.
SPEAKER_06Why is this taking so long?
SPEAKER_02That's such a funny expression for someone who's just not getting it. Now we're cooking with flashlights. You're cooking with a flashlight.
SPEAKER_04Why wouldn't it work with this Duracell flashlight I got? Oh man.
SPEAKER_06Man, you know, I okay. You gotta give me a fucking break because you changed the entire fucking episode on the drop of a hat. I'm like, all I'm still looking at. You wanna go back alive?
SPEAKER_04Today we're talking about hashtag. No, I'm not gonna do that. No. We go we keep doing boj.
SPEAKER_02We just keep going back and forth like a schizophrenic episode.
SPEAKER_06It needs two episodes because we're like on the fucking cusp right now. That's just a schizophrenic episode. Each time we talk about different son of a bitch. Okay, so we went from the now.
SPEAKER_04My whole live fucking screen just doesn't make any sense.
SPEAKER_06Okay, okay. How about this? How about this? How about road flare?
SPEAKER_02I think I would give you uh 80. Yeah, that seems right.
SPEAKER_06Fireproof uh waterproof matches.
SPEAKER_02What?
SPEAKER_04Uh that is probably two.
SPEAKER_06Damn, okay. So we go all the way up to road flare. Oh, I'm stealing. What's the fuck, Josh?
SPEAKER_04But someone from the heavens. 85. Um flare gun 90.
SPEAKER_02I kind of thought flare gun would have been it.
SPEAKER_05I kind of thought it was too. Uh okay, okay, okay. All right. Uh that's so interesting. Wait, wait, wait. What about mirror?
SPEAKER_04Fucking 98. What?
SPEAKER_06Do I have to be more specific? Do I have to say signal mirror?
SPEAKER_02The 100.
SPEAKER_06There you go.
Eric Gets Stuck On Map
SPEAKER_02Oh man, when I tell you I would have never gotten that. I thought you were saying you were ready, Eric. I would have never gotten signal. Really? No, I'm worried. Alright, alright. Alright, Eric, you ready? Yeah, give me an easy one. Alright. Thank you, Rodney. Bandage. One. Okay.
SPEAKER_06Just the defeated. Okay. That's quite literally the worst start. Hey, at least he didn't do to you what he did to me. You got it! Uh no, I was just fucking with you.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but at least it was worth something. I'm not even close. Um, oh man. Axe. You said what? Axe? I thought you said Alex. I was like, uh.
SPEAKER_04Hundred? I don't know. A hundred! No, I'm joking. Um axe. One. Oh. You like the way I say one? Yeah.
SPEAKER_06One. Like so demeaning. You just like demoralize him.
SPEAKER_04Yep.
SPEAKER_06You might as well tell him negative one.
SPEAKER_04Shout out for the uh slushy maker. Uh that I water filter? Uh one.
SPEAKER_02I feel like you're fucking with me. I'm legitimately not. Okay. Um, lighter. One. Okay. Okay. Not a weapon. None of these are even close. So I'm not sure. Not a medical supply. It's not water related. It's not fire related. Um.
SPEAKER_06You're the one who made this harder.
SPEAKER_02I mean, I feel like I'm kind of knocking out these categories by getting ones in all of them.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but you said you didn't even want to play that way.
SPEAKER_02Well, I'm given specific items.
SPEAKER_06Oh, okay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Uh it's gotta be something completely different. Um, bulletproof vest. Two. Damn.
SPEAKER_04I got tired of saying one.
SPEAKER_02You said two. I'm gonna put it as a one.
SPEAKER_04Fuck you.
SPEAKER_07Your laces two.
SPEAKER_04I got tired of saying to be rude, you know? Like I can't. M R E. Fucking five. It's a legitimate five. So it's I'm trying to do what you do. It's edible. I'm trying to do what you do.
SPEAKER_02Oh man, that's not good. Because you don't know how my brain works. And I don't know how my brain works.
SPEAKER_04We've done three of these, I'm pretty sure.
SPEAKER_02I don't know my brain. I that's funny. I don't think you do.
SPEAKER_06Uh I could just close this.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Unless you want to keep notes.
SPEAKER_04Uh Alexis.
SPEAKER_02This is so ridiculously unhelpful. So bandage is a one, axe is a one, water filters a one, lighter's a one, bulletproof vest is a one. So it's not armor, it's not fire related, it's not water related, it's not a weapon, and it's not medicals. An MRE, food related, got a five. What else? Radio?
SPEAKER_04Six.
SPEAKER_02You're fucking with me. I'm not. Compass.
SPEAKER_04Uh you're good. 50. Nah, 50.
SPEAKER_02What okay? Hey! First double digits number. Which one was that? Uh my compass was 50. Eighth guessing. Compass. That's a good one. I got a 50.
SPEAKER_06Tarp equals map.
SPEAKER_02This is gonna be stupid. I could tell it. Alright. What? My brain's broken. Square equals tarp. No, tarp equals square. No, but this is new. I gotta think this is new. Compass. Compass equals circle. Equals location. Equals direction.
SPEAKER_04Equals coordinates.
SPEAKER_02Map.
SPEAKER_04You've 100. I hate that. I could have been an asshole. I could have made you say paper map.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that would be stupid.
SPEAKER_02He made me say signal mirror. You got you just got signal mirror.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you see how stupid that is, brother? You see how dumb that is?
SPEAKER_02I'm just saying you could make a map on a bandage. I don't know what's titled. I feel like it wasn't I feel like it wasn't a complete one. I don't guess why you didn't guess napkin.
SPEAKER_04This looks like the place I need to go.
SPEAKER_06I really can't understand why you didn't say tarp. That's some Resident Evil stuff.
SPEAKER_04I've you literally could have been like tarp equals map, I would have been like 95.
SPEAKER_06Fucking tarp equals map would have been a thousand out of a hundred.
SPEAKER_04No, legitimately, if you said tarp, I would have been like four.
SPEAKER_02Oh shit. And that would have that would have destroyed me. I would have never gotten map after that.
SPEAKER_04Because tarp equals map.
SPEAKER_06Tarp equals map.
SPEAKER_04Alright.
SPEAKER_06Alright, how many times? How many times did Josh and I say that?
SPEAKER_04Okay, Alice.
SPEAKER_06I was just warming up, guys. Alright.
SPEAKER_04I have picked your next word.
SPEAKER_06Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Ready?
SPEAKER_04Yep.
SPEAKER_06One shot. One shot. This is one shot. Head kill.
SPEAKER_02This is everything you've ever wanted.
SPEAKER_06Did you get it?
SPEAKER_02Did you get it? One shot. Or just let it slip. We were quoting Eminem.
SPEAKER_04His head is sweaty. Bald knees. Arm spaghetti. He's spaghetti on his spaghetti already.
SPEAKER_06Spaghetti on his spaghetti already. Back is weddy. Wow. Okay. I just got restricted again because of that back wetty comment. No way.
SPEAKER_04I just said it.
SPEAKER_06No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That would be wild if TikTok was that fast on it. But funny though. Come on. Alright, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. One shot. One shot. One shot. One shot. Ready? Here it is. Catalina Island. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
SPEAKER_04Dude.
SPEAKER_06I say you count it.
SPEAKER_04The thing that I have in my brain is on Earth, and so is Catalina Island. Therefore, it's a 95.
SPEAKER_02Hey. Earth. Hey, hey now. Hey now. Hey now. That feels blank. This feels like an attack on someone's character. Alright, here. Let me think.
SPEAKER_06Let me think. Alright, I gotta start somewhere. So TJ's favorite. Solar still.
SPEAKER_02The hardest part is rating it because it's hard not to just give things that are completely wrong just a one. One.
SPEAKER_06It's okay though. It's okay. Um blood clotting gauze.
SPEAKER_0410.
SPEAKER_06Tourniquet.
SPEAKER_04Uh 40.
SPEAKER_02Blood clotting gauze was what?
SPEAKER_0640.
SPEAKER_02Oh, that was also 40? No, no, no. That was 10.
SPEAKER_06That was 10. Tourniquet was 40.
SPEAKER_02Interesting. I know what my next guess would be.
SPEAKER_06First aid kit.
SPEAKER_0210. You should guess bone saw.
SPEAKER_06Well, if we went back into freaking uh code black, that would make perfect sense. Fuck it. Bone saw.
SPEAKER_04Fucking one. What would you take his freaking word for? Bro was sure. Eight ones in a row. And legitimately I could rate them nothing else. I felt bad for saying one so five. It was a one.
SPEAKER_06You wanna know why? You wanna know why? The gray hair in my hand. This is why I'm taking his word for it.
SPEAKER_02Hey, hey. If if it helps, I was certain it was gonna be.
SPEAKER_04Dude, from all of the context that he just gave us.
SPEAKER_02Look, it was clearly a medical-related thing. It wasn't it wasn't bandage, it was tourniquet. I thought the next step is cutting it off. I feel like it's Dr.
SPEAKER_04Star think I'm going through steps of fucking amputation surgery.
SPEAKER_06It seems logical.
SPEAKER_04Well then the next step the next step after freaking tourniquet would be like How about this?
SPEAKER_06Scalpel.
SPEAKER_04Fucking one.
SPEAKER_06Okay, well, f fuck off then. Yeah, splint.
SPEAKER_0422.
SPEAKER_06Oh, tourniquet higher.
SPEAKER_04Here okay, here's how my my brain's working. I'll just let you know. Since Eric doesn't let us know. I am saying things that this thing could possibly like you know be used as? Used as freaking like being whatever, you know.
SPEAKER_06Rubber hose.
SPEAKER_04Do you have a guess? Belt?
SPEAKER_06That's a good guess. Belt. I don't think it's tourniquet was forty.
SPEAKER_04I'll give it fifty. Oh!
SPEAKER_02I don't know what.
SPEAKER_06Okay, so so this thing could also be used as a belt. Is that accurate to say, TJ? In the hint that you just gave?
SPEAKER_04It could be.
SPEAKER_06Uh paracord.
SPEAKER_04Ding ding ding. 100. Fuck yeah! Now Eric, I'll have a little bit of insight on how my brain works and not just say bone saw when I'm talking about medical things.
SPEAKER_06Nope, I get it. I get it. That makes it makes more sense the way you said it like that.
SPEAKER_02But come but come on, guys. But like bone saw.
SPEAKER_04The next step in this amputation is a bone saw. It's not, it would be a scalpel and then a fucking bone saw.
SPEAKER_02Nah, sometimes you don't got enough time. Bro's just ripping, shredding deep. Next guest should be Axe.
SPEAKER_06Axe, because if you got gnawed on by a zombie, we gotta just take it off, dude.
SPEAKER_02Or maybe he's thinking World War Z because I mentioned the book in the beginning of the episode. So that's where his mind is. So actually the answer would be machete. Machete. Final answer.
SPEAKER_04I didn't even pick a word. What's up, Jackson? Thank you for joining. No, I'm just thinking of machete. So, anyways, I think I know my first guess.
SPEAKER_06Wait, did I just influence how you say that word now?
SPEAKER_04Machete.
SPEAKER_06Machete.
SPEAKER_04That's just how he says it. Now who says it? Machete.
SPEAKER_06That's how I say it.
SPEAKER_04That's how machete says it. Or tortuga.
SPEAKER_06Also, goguri. You gotta you gotta put the emphasis on the syllable.
SPEAKER_04I'm I'm ready. Uh Eric, I shall pick your lock. Are you ready, sir? I'm locked and loaded. I do not know why I keep going into this voice, but I have picked your words. Cult 1911. One thing, two words. That's a fucking one, brother.
SPEAKER_06Okay. One thing, two words.
SPEAKER_04Actually, a cult python!
unknownThat's the gun.
SPEAKER_02It's not metal. That's the gun that Rick uses. It's not a gun.
SPEAKER_06Well, come on. We're playing a game called one to one hundred.
SPEAKER_02Let's knock out where would he go from here? He went I'm metagaming this.
SPEAKER_06Nowhere. He he went nowhere. Just throw out something.
SPEAKER_02No, the first one was a one. Was shut up. Was a one. He's done. He's done. Okay.
SPEAKER_06Firestarter.
SPEAKER_02What?
unknownNot
SPEAKER_02Like I can't guess that. I was gonna magnesium and flint.
SPEAKER_04All that guess Mr. Fantastic, the way it's a stretch one. Okay.
unknownMr.
SPEAKER_04Fantastic.
SPEAKER_02That was like that was like in bowling when you when you miss and it does like that long ass animation to say that you fucking whiffed. That's what that was, but in word form.
SPEAKER_06It would only be better if he got cozy Soros to say it.
SPEAKER_02Call it Mr. Fantastic with the way that was a stretch. That's unnecessary.
SPEAKER_06Could you could you animate Cozy Soros to say these fucking comments that you do?
SPEAKER_04Call me Mr. Fantastic. The way that that shit was a stretch, brother. Okay.
SPEAKER_06He just made cozy British-ish.
SPEAKER_04And I moved him on the screen too. Hot plate.
SPEAKER_06Okay. Hot plate. He said hot plate. Five. Five?
SPEAKER_04Yes. One to one hundred. Hello. It is I, Cozy Saurus Rex.
SPEAKER_02My dog does not sound that way. He's British.
SPEAKER_06He's British. But it makes perfect sense. With this picture of the city, Cozy just looks Moto.
SPEAKER_02Cozy Moto Wesker Shrimp Gatsby the 18th. He's British! Yeah, you might be wrong.
SPEAKER_04Cozy Moto Shrimp Wesker Gatsby the 15th.
SPEAKER_02No, no. What? Cozy Moto Wesker.
SPEAKER_06Gatsby the 18th. And by the way, he is Sir Cozy Moto Shrimp Wesker.
SPEAKER_02He was knighted by the Queen before her bathroom.
SPEAKER_00I killed that bitch. It was I, Cozy.
SPEAKER_04Cozy, no. She did not die of old age. It was me. I gave her sink water.
SPEAKER_02Uh first aid kit. If you won me again, I swear. Oh, that's not. That's on level with hot plate. MRE?
SPEAKER_04Five.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna cARP?
SPEAKER_0420.
SPEAKER_02Map.
SPEAKER_04Four.
SPEAKER_02Bag.
SPEAKER_04What did I give Tarp?
SPEAKER_0220?
SPEAKER_0422.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Hey, we're getting there. Uh only 78 to go. Fuck. This is I feel like I feel like you're the problem. That was me.
SPEAKER_06You fucker. Like, how is the fan doing that? That is so fucking crazy. It's barely even hitting me.
SPEAKER_02I'm moving my guitar on the other side of my desk with my foot. Got your stress there. He thought a ghost was in here. Uh hey, I'm only nine guesses in. And I've gotten more than ones this time.
SPEAKER_04Thank you all for joining the live. I appreciate you.
SPEAKER_02Um We do appreciate you. Okay. Um, leather jacket.
SPEAKER_04Fucking 23.
SPEAKER_02Brother.
SPEAKER_06Can it be used as a leather jacket?
SPEAKER_02Do you know what it is? Or are you?
SPEAKER_06No, that's his mindset.
SPEAKER_02Oh, gotcha. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06So can it be used as a tarp? Can it be used as a first aid kit?
SPEAKER_02It can be used as a tarp. It could be used as a bag of it could be used as a leather jacket. This doesn't seem this doesn't seem plausible.
SPEAKER_06Movie Phoenix, who do you want to say? Movie Phoenix wants us to say leather jacket ten times really fast. Bulletproof.
SPEAKER_00Leather jacket, leather jacket, leather jacket, leather jacket, leather jacket, leather jacket, leather jacket, leather jacket, leather jacket, leather jacket, leather jacket, leather jacket.
SPEAKER_02I didn't count. I hate to say it again, but leather jacketproof s. Man, what did I just give leather jacket?
SPEAKER_0620. 22, I think you upped it to.
SPEAKER_02No, you gave leather jacket 23. Oh, 23. Bulletproof S19? Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Red leather, yellow leather, red leather. Red leather red fuck. I can't.
SPEAKER_04I'll give you a hint after this next guess. Okay.
SPEAKER_06It's not me guessing. I don't know why I'm saying okay.
SPEAKER_04I'm glad you're doing alright. With something old, with something new. Marriage. Wedding. What am I and who are you?
SPEAKER_02Life sentence. She's playing a separate game for me at this point.
SPEAKER_04I am boiled and I smell like fish, but I am not a fish. What am I?
SPEAKER_06Oh. Boiled?
SPEAKER_04What could this be? What could this be? Eric, take a goddamn guess! I just said I would give you a hint. It doesn't matter what the hell is.
SPEAKER_06Did you say fire starter? I don't even know what to do. Did you get did you say fire starter?
SPEAKER_02I said magnesium flint. That's my second thing.
SPEAKER_06No, you said magnesium flint. Did you say fire starter?
SPEAKER_02Did you say fire that you wouldn't give me a one if it was a fire starter?
SPEAKER_06Okay, okay. Alright, alright. Did you say uh tent?
SPEAKER_02I I no I haven't tent. Fucking 68, brother.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_02See, this is stupid though, because I I I uh house Oh 70. It's at a 70. Okay, okay, okay. Tenths out of 70. Would you like the hint? Tenths out of 70? I thought house was at 70. Did you say house?
SPEAKER_06Tenth.
SPEAKER_02I said house. Oh. I mean like it's the same fucking thing. Okay, so 70. Gotcha.
SPEAKER_04Would you like your hint?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, sure. Tens closer to the category. That this is it.
SPEAKER_06I like that. Movie Phoenix, that would be great.
SPEAKER_02But I don't know what category we're talking about. Are we talking about like camping spies? We're talking about like shelter.
SPEAKER_06Survival. Stick with survival. Yeah, I I'm bring your brain back this way.
SPEAKER_04Sleeping bag? Fucking 84. No, wait. 93.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Um sleeping bag is 93. I feel like this is not a normal thing. Survival, uh survival blanket. A survival blanket?
SPEAKER_04Lower. 72.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Sleeping bag tent.
SPEAKER_04And I'm I need you to be and I feel like you gave me a big thing. No, no, no. You're gonna be irritated when you hear the word, because you're gonna be like, that is that! It's not. But sleeping bag is very close, that's why it's so very high.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Um inflatable air mattress?
SPEAKER_04Fucking 98. You need it on the dot.
SPEAKER_02Air mattress?
SPEAKER_04That's the same fucking thing. What do you think?
SPEAKER_02Well, I mean, yeah.
SPEAKER_04What's another word for What does Luke from the Outdoor Boys use when he's I don't know camping? A cot.
SPEAKER_02A cot?
SPEAKER_04Cot would be the same, it'd be like 90 maybe. Sleeping bag is closer.
SPEAKER_02So you see how fucked he just he he you see what he did to me? Uh wait, wait, wait. He broke my break?
SPEAKER_06Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hold on, hold on. What does Luke from the outdoor uh um animal hides?
SPEAKER_04Uh the slower.
SPEAKER_02Inflatable inflatable air mattress is 98.
SPEAKER_04Yes. I need the words that this is. Isn't that what Luke uses?
SPEAKER_02You're looking for a brand?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, what what what what is the thing that he uses?
SPEAKER_02Ain't no way you're asking for a brand.
SPEAKER_04I'm not using for a brand. I'm I'm I'm I'm saying what does he use? What is it called? I okay. What another hand the sleeping and sleeping bag is one of the words. What's the other thing?
SPEAKER_06Sleeping mattress. Sleeping mattress.
SPEAKER_04I would have made the no.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I don't.
SPEAKER_04Pad, motherfucker. Pad.
SPEAKER_02Oh, a sleeping pad?
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_02Would you have gotten that? No. Yes. Yeah, okay, thank you. Y'all are intoxicated, bro.
SPEAKER_04You're fucking lying, fam.
SPEAKER_06I mean, I am, but he's not.
SPEAKER_04You're fucking bugging, yeah?
SPEAKER_06I still know that that Luke used an an air mattress. You're fucking big pad.
SPEAKER_02Sleeping pad. And I'm the crazy one. See, I knew you'd be mad. Mr. Tarp equals map. No, you said when I think when I heard the phone. Where's Plug?
SPEAKER_06Chat says, who the F sleeps on a pad? Thank you, chat. I would not have got that.
SPEAKER_04Thank you, Chat. A fucking sleeping pad, and that's what it's like. Thank you, chat. I've been set up an air pad.
SPEAKER_02I've been set up, and this is this is just typical. This is typical behavior.
SPEAKER_06Chat is vindicating Eric right now.
SPEAKER_02This feels great. I'm not reading you still.
SPEAKER_06I just want you to know. I'm not taking sides. I'm just reporting here.
SPEAKER_02No, look. No, I believe you. There's something called a sleeping pad, but that does not mean that.
SPEAKER_00Look. Yeah. Look. Sleeping pad. Sleeping pad. Just sleep.
SPEAKER_04Sleeping pad. Ready? I'm not saying they don't exist. I'm just saying nobody thinks about that.
SPEAKER_06Look, I'm not taking sides here, once again, but like you're not. It's not the same thing.
SPEAKER_04I'm it's just close.
SPEAKER_06Your screen still shows fucking hashtag alive. I'm just saying. I'm just reporting. It's just what the chat's saying.
SPEAKER_04I'm gonna fucking report you to the government. Sleeping.
SPEAKER_06Sleeping pad is just a softer version of dirt went on the ground.
SPEAKER_04Pretty much, yeah. I'm not I'm not saying that that's the but I'm just that that's what the words were. I'm not no, because I'm not gonna defend myself for a perfectly like logical thing. Bro said fire starter and fuck it like bad word.
SPEAKER_06What no no bad words?
SPEAKER_02What bad word? No, I'm saying it was a bad word. Oh, I I wasn't, I didn't even hear that.
SPEAKER_04It's like what is the fucking N-word, dog?
SPEAKER_02No, I'm just saying sleeping.
SPEAKER_06Did you say the restarted word? You are maybe I thought it. I don't know.
The Longest Guess Leads To Fishing
SPEAKER_02You actually just heard it yourself. I'm just putting words in TJ's music. You're like, yeah, didn't you put it? Didn't you say it? I thought I thought you said if not, whatever, you should have. If not, you probably should have. I don't know. Alright. I think sometimes they need to hear it.
SPEAKER_03Oh shit, it's my turn, huh? Yeah. Yeah, get ready. Okay. Yeah, I have your word.
SPEAKER_02Guess end table made out of Sequoia Redwood.
SPEAKER_06Yellow leather banana hammock.
SPEAKER_0398.
SPEAKER_0298. 98? It's like actually it was a table, not an end table, but that's actually what I said.
SPEAKER_03That's actually like negative 200.
SPEAKER_04Like, what the f okay. Uh banana hammock fucking yellow leather banana hammock.
SPEAKER_06One.
SPEAKER_02So it's not made of leather.
SPEAKER_06It's not a banana. It's not a banana hammock. This guy's takeaway is it's not made of leather. Alright, now we're getting to the bottom of what's it's also probably not yellow because I would have gotten some. Let me go to the room.
SPEAKER_04Do you partake in banana fruit leather, sir?
SPEAKER_06Is this something survival? Two-way radio.
SPEAKER_04That was something that Eric did. I'm not doing that. Fucking wood.
SPEAKER_02Good job. Not made of leather.
SPEAKER_06Not made of leather.
SPEAKER_02Now we know it's probably not made of plastic either.
SPEAKER_04Maybe you'd be a surprise.
SPEAKER_06Did you rate two-way radio?
SPEAKER_02So it's not made of plastic. It's not plastic. It's not leather. It doesn't have a radio frequency. It might still be a banana hammock. It doesn't have electronic components. Can't. It can't possibly because he said one. No, his rating speaks. TARP. That's a good guess. That's a good guess. I mean. Good answer. Good answer.
SPEAKER_06This is family feud.
SPEAKER_02Except I'm on the other side. I'm the one across from you going, good answer, man. Good answer. That was great. 10. Hey. It's on the boards. I'm double digits. That's more than I had in my first nine guesses.
SPEAKER_04If you added up all nine guesses, you still wouldn't be 10.
SPEAKER_03I still didn't hit double digits. But wait. Help me out. What did I just say? Oh my god. Guys, did you what did you did? What did you say? Tarp. Tarp.
SPEAKER_06Did I say tarp? You said banana hammock. Tarp is 10. Tarp is 10. That's right.
SPEAKER_02It's not a banana.
SPEAKER_04It's not made of leather. It's close to a tarp, I guess.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. It's not a two-way radio. It doesn't have electronic components. It's not made of plastic. It's probably not black.
SPEAKER_06A sleeping black black. Bag. Sleeping bag.
SPEAKER_02He said sleeping blag, so uh I would like to request that the judge. Sleeping bag. I would like to suggest that the judge rates the sleeping blag and not the sleeping bag. Sleeping bag.
SPEAKER_04I'll rate the sleeping blag one.
SPEAKER_06Sleeping bag.
SPEAKER_04No, what about the sleeping bag?
SPEAKER_06What about the down feathers? Wait, that'd be really funny in the sleeping bag.
SPEAKER_02Wait, that'd be really funny if sleeping black was one and then the sleeping bag was a hundred.
SPEAKER_04The down feathers in the sleeping bag, I'd probably give like a 30.
SPEAKER_02Then how is the sleeping bag a one?
SPEAKER_04Because that's not what it is, or not even relative to it.
SPEAKER_02But it has it in it.
SPEAKER_06Can it be used as the down feather? It would be. And you'll see why.
SPEAKER_02I don't understand your rating. I don't understand your ratings. It don't make sense to me. Exactly. That's how you think we fucking feel. No, mine makes sense.
SPEAKER_04Tarp equals square equals map.
SPEAKER_06Did I say emergency blanket? Did I already say that?
SPEAKER_04No, it's a one.
SPEAKER_02But the the but it's But tarps are in a square and maps are square. What about a I feel like it's pretty solid logic.
SPEAKER_06What about a jacket? Two. Okay, alright. Alright. This is gonna seem really random, but I do have a thought here. What about dryer lint?
SPEAKER_04Uh it has nothing to do with fire one. Well, you really gave him a lot there.
SPEAKER_06Well, because okay, hold on. Let me let me let me just make a case here, see if if you will change your mind, because dryer lint is often used to start fires, but dryer lint can also be used for insulation, stuffing pillows, stuffing jackets.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Okay, but none of that changes one.
SPEAKER_02Alright, alright.
SPEAKER_06I just just make sure.
SPEAKER_02What's your highest scoring one so far? 30. For what? Tarp Tarp was 30. I think it's a map.
SPEAKER_06But I got I I also did get I did get a rating here. So um what about Damn. What what am I drawing blanks, drawing blanks?
SPEAKER_02One in doubt, map it out.
SPEAKER_06What about a map?
SPEAKER_04Strange. One.
SPEAKER_02Good answer. Good answer.
SPEAKER_04Wait, I could say No, it's one to a hundred, not zero to a hundred. Why isn't it zero to a hundred?
SPEAKER_02Welcome to zero to a hundred part one.
SPEAKER_06One is the lowest. Stop trying to mess with me.
SPEAKER_02It's technically a new series. Alright.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_04Okay, okay. I will say something. Let's see. Eric, you fucked you your guy you guys up for like not being able to do categories. That doesn't mean that you can't think of a category and then say something in that category.
SPEAKER_06I'm I'm I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I have I have a different problem in my head. I have a different I have a different problem.
SPEAKER_04He drank the he drank from the serum of life.
SPEAKER_06I and me and my wife were in bibing earlier before this, so he is actually good.
SPEAKER_04Moadib Atreides, Duke of Arrakis.
SPEAKER_06Have you tried have you tried tent? I think it's more accurate that I would say Alec. Have you tried tent? Tent!
SPEAKER_04Fucking one.
SPEAKER_06I tried.
SPEAKER_04It's a lot of fucking in this episode.
SPEAKER_01Compass!
SPEAKER_04One.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_06Tarp got 30. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh gauze.
SPEAKER_04Good one, good one. If you read my lips there, you would have probably got it. I sold Maddie what it is. I can't read lips. I wasn't. I know what was wrong.
SPEAKER_03I said gauze.
SPEAKER_04Uh wrong. One. Sorry. Wrong. Wrong. You're bad. Fake news.
SPEAKER_02Fake news. You're gay!
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna take a tip from you. Leather jacket.
SPEAKER_04Leather one.
SPEAKER_06Okay, then it's not lime, sulfide, chemicals, acids, tanning agents, dye, or fur hides.
SPEAKER_04Now we know how those every single one of those is one.
SPEAKER_02Now we know how Alex is gonna think if he ever hosts an episode like this, he's gonna be like so specific. All the chemical makeups of everything, and it's like, well, no, it because this has that.
SPEAKER_06I should do one of these. You guys will never let me win again.
SPEAKER_02That'd be kind of funny.
SPEAKER_04Would you like a hint?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me try one more. Because we went we went from Hey, you know what I think you should guess? Snock it off. I almost did.
SPEAKER_04This episode sponsored by a big ass bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers. Okay, let me see.
SPEAKER_06Which carries more arsenic. Your yearly allotted value.
SPEAKER_04Try a sorted bag of Jolly Ranchers.
SPEAKER_01You know. I kinda do. I kinda want one.
SPEAKER_02This wrapper kind of reminds me of a tarp. Yeah, and tarp got 40 or 30. 30. 30. It's because this is the other 70 right here.
SPEAKER_04Believe in yourself, man.
SPEAKER_02Sorry for getting my laugh.
SPEAKER_04You're not using your mind's potential, bro. You gotta really think about it. A tarp contains ABS plastic. ABS plastic is mainly manufactured in China. In China, they have sugar, probably Jolly Ranchers. Tarp equals Jolly Ranchers, Jolly Ranchers equals China, China equals the answer.
SPEAKER_06Wait! Wait. Wait. What? Would you like a guess? Yeah, give me a hint.
SPEAKER_04It is one of three. He offered you a guess. It's in the in the category of one of the three fucking things you need to survive on this planet. Food.
SPEAKER_02Food, water, or air.
SPEAKER_04Water or shelter. Nothing back to your answers, sir. We don't need air. What have you said and what have you not said?
SPEAKER_01Okay, I so I said.
SPEAKER_04What is good and smells like a fish, but is not.
SPEAKER_06I said tent. Did I say tent? Did I say tent? You said tenth. You did, it got a one.
SPEAKER_04Fucking one.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_06Sand.
SPEAKER_02No, because a tent can be on sand.
SPEAKER_04It has nothing to do with Jolly Ranchers. One. Uh three uh ish. Five, maybe. Basically a one.
SPEAKER_06Okay, alright, alright, alright, alright. What if I go? What if I say life straw? Twenty. Okay. What about? Did did I ever ask specifically? No, I did. I did. I said leather. What about. Let me say beef tallow.
SPEAKER_02Um TJ word.
SPEAKER_06And that was surprisingly high. What about let me just say animal hide.
SPEAKER_04I think you said that already. I think I said a one.
SPEAKER_06I said leather. Still one. Okay. Alright, so I'm gonna suggest that this is not a shelter.
SPEAKER_04However, if you do use filter or something.
SPEAKER_06Use this thing to get that thing. Uh let me let me s let me guess multi-tool.
SPEAKER_04I'm going to say thirty-two.
SPEAKER_06Okay, let me go with machete.
SPEAKER_04I'm gonna say thirty-two.
SPEAKER_06Same.
SPEAKER_01Did you do any fire related stuff? Yeah, I did. I did.
SPEAKER_04They're gonna be less than thirty-two. If you use this thing to attach this thing.
SPEAKER_06No, you wouldn't do that. Because I already got paracord. Nylon rope.
SPEAKER_04Sixty-eight?
SPEAKER_06Son of a bitch. Don't don't Okay. You're not gonna give me the same fucking answer. There's no same answers, is there?
SPEAKER_04No same answers.
SPEAKER_02That'd be really funny.
SPEAKER_06He gives you the same one every time. Nylon rope is 68. Well, what is paracord?
SPEAKER_0468.
SPEAKER_06Okay, that's the item I can use.
SPEAKER_04You can use those items to do the thing. Probably.
SPEAKER_01You can use What would you say to hammock? Hammock?
SPEAKER_02I think banana hammock was your first guess. Yeah, one.
SPEAKER_06Oh, you guys don't know what a banana hammock is. Well, I mean, it made sense either way. Banana hammock is a fucking speedo.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but he said hammock, so it wouldn't be a one. It's not a hammock. Yeah, but if it was hammock, it wouldn't have been a one.
SPEAKER_04It can't be fruit and it can't be hammocks. Will you not listen to it?
SPEAKER_02And it's not leather and it's not yellow.
SPEAKER_04It's not leather, and it does nothing to do with Charlie Ranches.
SPEAKER_02Alex, we can't keep going back to this over and over again. Now what was your last guess?
SPEAKER_04Think think about the things I've given you that are high. Tarp was pretty high. Nylon rope was pretty high. Tent. You said tent, I'm gonna say fucking one again.
SPEAKER_02He has said tent you've said tent three times. I felt like I almost had it, but then I forgot it.
SPEAKER_04I can give you another last final hint.
SPEAKER_06Okay, another last final hint. What is it?
SPEAKER_02It is a thing used to catch things. Oh, I remember. I knew what my guess was gonna be. What?
SPEAKER_04A net What did I say the other ones, the higher ones were 37? Same thing.
SPEAKER_0660 68.
SPEAKER_04What about fishing pole?
SPEAKER_06Or do I have to be really specific? Do I have to say fishing net?
SPEAKER_0497. Fishing pole.
SPEAKER_06Fishing pole.
SPEAKER_04100, baby! And that has been our episode of 1 to 100 after we watched hashtag live and didn't fucking talk about it. It was a fucking fishing pole. I told Maddie it was a fishing pole, and she she's been they're so intoxicated over here.
SPEAKER_02I did guess I'm not that intoxicated. I'm just tired. I I knew it was a fishing pole about halfway through that one.
SPEAKER_04Eric knew it was fishing pole about halfway through. I don't believe you.
SPEAKER_02I really did.
SPEAKER_04You said what? Because you said a fucking job, bro.
SPEAKER_02It was when Oh, you did. It was when the cords were uh when tarp and then the cords, both uh paracord and uh the other one that he said, that both kind of got the same ones where I was like, I'm gonna find out.
SPEAKER_04You could use a tarp to catch a fish, you could use nylon to catch a fish. Yeah, you could use fish.
SPEAKER_02I thought fish kind of early on, and I was like, maybe fishing pole, but then I kind of threw that out, but then I came back to it.
Socials Winner And Sign Off
SPEAKER_06Yeah, what what what are you gonna do? Sue me.
SPEAKER_02So I think it's fair to say that I crushed that.
SPEAKER_04Um, Alex, would you like to give them our socials before I say who won this episode?
SPEAKER_06Yes, everybody, make sure you go check us out on all of our socials. Follow us. We are on TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, YouTube. Just search Will You Survive the Podcast. You can also send us your emails, give us your criticisms, critiques, movies you'd like us to cover, any survival scenarios you'd like to hear in an episode, send that to the boys at will you survive the podcast.com. That's T H E B O Y S at Will You SurviveThePodcast.com. Drum roll, please.
SPEAKER_02The winner is Eric! No freaking way. I told you I was gonna crush this shit.
SPEAKER_04Eric won because he hasn't done an episode in a while, and I think he needs to do one.
SPEAKER_02No, no, no. I won because I crushed it.
SPEAKER_04And Eric, you should probably just do hashtag alive since we already fucking watched it.
SPEAKER_02Uh, I didn't. You know what?
SPEAKER_04Let's just do a little 30-minute extra thing. Let's talk about hashtag alive.
SPEAKER_02Guys, I'm thinking that next episode we should do one to one hundred.
SPEAKER_04I fucking hate you.
SPEAKER_02Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. Next episode, one to one thousand.
SPEAKER_04That's not it. It's just the same odds. What are you one to one thousand? Dude, we should do one to one million. But movies. He's like, tarp. Uh three hundred and forty-six thousand. Huh? What am I getting from that?
SPEAKER_06Three hundred and forty-six thousand two hundred and ninety-two.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Matt has to be three hundred and forty-six thousand nine hundred and fifty three point five. You're gonna forget.
SPEAKER_04Two numbers, you know? To think of a number.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it's because there's just too much nuance. We need more options. No, we need more nuances.
SPEAKER_04One to five.
SPEAKER_02One to five.
SPEAKER_04I could crush that. He's like, tarp. I'm like, five? He's like, does that mean I win? I'm like, no.
SPEAKER_02There's just a lot of things in five.
SPEAKER_06Just so you know. Jackson says, Eric got pity picked. Shame on you all.
SPEAKER_02I I did. And you know, wait, no, I didn't. I crushed this shit. You did not. Wait a minute. Are you kidding me? I genuinely do think Alex spent more time than I did to get my answers.
SPEAKER_04But I feel like Alex has a better excuse because his magical apple juice was far more costly.
SPEAKER_02Your brain makes no sense.
SPEAKER_04It makes perfect fucking sense.
SPEAKER_06It's a I was kind of understanding it at the beginning and then I lost it.
SPEAKER_04You lost yourself, bro.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that might be for other reasons.
SPEAKER_04You don't even know who you are anymore.
SPEAKER_02I'm just saying.
SPEAKER_06I was doing good for you.
SPEAKER_04Uh it has been a beautiful day today. Um make sure to do everything that Alex just said. Check us out on all our stuff. Um, and yeah. Till next time, my name is TJ. That's Alex, that's Eric. And uh yeah. Stay alive. Stay hashtag alive.
SPEAKER_05That reference makes no sense now. That's so lost.