WYS Who Wants to Be a Gajillionaire?

You can learn a lot about survival by watching people make the worst possible choices under pressure, so we decided to turn that chaos into a game. We’re playing “Who Wants To Be A Gajillionaire,” a trivia showdown built from the horror movies we’ve covered and the preparedness lessons we can’t stop arguing about. It’s part game show, part horror movie survival guide, and part excuse to roast each other for missing details we “definitely knew.”

We bounce from 28 Days Later and the Rage Virus to the classic “fatal weakness” problem in Signs, then down into the psychological trap of As Above So Below. Along the way we hit survival horror staples like Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City, #Alive, and Room 1408, using each question to zoom in on practical stuff: how fast infection spreads, what resources you waste first, why shelter choices matter, and how fear makes smart people do dumb things.

The late-game gets more grounded and grim with I Am Legend and the real-world parallels to rabies, then swings back into pure tension with A Quiet Place and the tiny object that sparks a tragedy. We finish by testing trust and verification with The Thing at Outpost 31, because sometimes the scariest part of the apocalypse is the people standing next to you.

If you like horror movie analysis, zombie apocalypse preparedness, and survival logic debates that get way too competitive, hit play. Subscribe, share this with a friend who talks big about surviving, and leave a review with the question you think we should ask next.

Transcript

Welcome And Game Rules

SPEAKER_07 0:24

Hello, survivors, and welcome back to another episode of Will You Survive, the podcast. And today we're gonna do something special, but before we get to that, my name is TJ and I am joined by my two co-hosts. We've got Alex. That's me. That's the problem one. We've got Eric.

SPEAKER_02 0:40

That's me. The non-mm.

SPEAKER_07 0:46

Today for our special episode, Steve Playing a Game. Who wants to be a gajillionaire?

SPEAKER_06 1:09

A gajillionaire.

SPEAKER_02 1:11

Yeah, that's more accurate for today's climate.

SPEAKER_06 1:14

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_07 1:14

Not on the script. This is not a uh ripoff of anything. They can't see the screen, so they can't see that it says millionaire, but it doesn't say millionaire.

SPEAKER_02 1:22

Um, I see a gajillionaire.

SPEAKER_07 1:24

Basically. Well, how it sounds this game, you answer questions, you get money. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna have each of you buzz in by raising your hand. Uh whoever raises it fast. You know, I'll I'm looking at you, so I can see that. Yeah, this will actually work for us. And that's how you buzz in. Whoever raises their hand first gets to answer the question. If they get it wrong, you get a chance to steal. Which is not how this game works, but it's kind of how it works for us. Because we got three people. Uh, yes, sir. Um, can you can you sell me it? Can I sell you what? The money. The money?

SPEAKER_02 1:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:58

Nah, you're the you all this money is your money. Wait a minute. You fund the podcast. Oh it's true. Wait. Yeah, you wait. How much is this episode costing?

SPEAKER_02 2:07

A million dollars.

28 Days Later And Zombie Basics

SPEAKER_07 2:08

Well, I mean, it depends on how many questions you answer, right? All right, let's get into the game. Who wants to be a gajillionaire?

SPEAKER_02 2:32

I want my money back.

SPEAKER_07 2:33

Here we go! In the 2002 film 28 Days Later, which the podcast broke down. What is the specific name of the virus that triggers the societal collapse, Alex?

SPEAKER_06 2:46

The rage virus.

SPEAKER_00 2:50

Like, I wait.

SPEAKER_07 2:52

I should I should I I should read the questions out first. You should read the qu you should read the answers out loud. The gay. C, the T virus, B, the rage virus, or D, COVID-19. Bro, just went A C B D. Alex death, the rage virus. Let's see what it is. It is correct. Alex, you have won $100 from Eric's bank account. Oh no! I got the gay! The gay it's turning into a rage monster. It's June Pride Month. Oh god, we all have it.

SPEAKER_06 3:27

That could have been the name of the uh of the virus in what was that movie that I couldn't hit I couldn't stand? The cured. The gay.

SPEAKER_02 3:36

Um remember it was like very horrible zombies in that fucking movie. Fun side note, I t I told my my lesbian coworker, I sent her a text and I was like, dude, June's been so tough. And she goes, like we work with dogs. She goes, she goes, what June? And I was like, the month. And she goes, oh dude, it's only the first. And I was like, I know. I can't wait to fuck girls again, man.

SPEAKER_07 4:07

Rough. So I I am I'm a tough month, guys. I'm definitely keeping track of the m- It's am I right, fellas? It's whoever has the most is the winner, by the way. So even if you get the last answer right, does how much wait Yeah, I don't think I don't think you could I think I think up until the last answer you could probably make it back, right? Is everybody ready? I'm ready. Ready? The next question is While the podcast covers all kinds of cinematic disasters, which specific horror subgenre is the primary bread and butter for analyzing preparedness? A Haunted House Mysteries, B. Slasher Films, C, Zombie Apocalypse, or D. Techno Thrillers! I believe Eric had his hand up first! Um, that would be C. Uh, what is C Zombie Apocalypse? Let's see if that's correct. It is! Eric gets your pardon.

SPEAKER_06 5:05

He said he said apocalypse. He did not say apocalypse. Eric, I'm making fun of the lisp.

SPEAKER_07 5:10

He is correct.

SPEAKER_06 5:11

I'm making fun of the lisp.

SPEAKER_07 5:13

So uh you actually lose the game. You cannot play anymore. What?

SPEAKER_02 5:20

Yeah, it's actually in the sub rules, uh, you know, article three is subsection C that if you answer the second question, you're out.

SPEAKER_07 5:30

Yeah, you gotta read the fucking rule book.

SPEAKER_02 5:33

Gotta read the fine print. You should have really read the bill. The clause. You should have read the bill. It was only 700 pages, and you got it 31. We call it the loser clause.

SPEAKER_07 5:40

We are really pushing through this list of questions. Let's go to the next one. When analyzing M. Night Shamwan's signs, a major survival logic flaw discussed in the Alien Invaders. Fatal weakness to a substance that covers 70% of the earth. What is it? A nitrogen, B, salt,

Signs Weakness And Horror Debates

SPEAKER_07 6:00

C, oxygen, D, water. I believe Alex had his hand up first. What?

SPEAKER_06 6:08

I did.

SPEAKER_07 6:09

Oh, I didn't see.

SPEAKER_06 6:10

It's uh uh D water.

SPEAKER_07 6:13

That is correct!

SPEAKER_02 6:18

I was gonna say E. This was an M. Night Shyamalan movie?

SPEAKER_05 6:22

E.

SPEAKER_02 6:23

I didn't realize that actually.

SPEAKER_07 6:25

He's in it. No. Wait, he killed the main character's wife. What are you talking about? Right with the car crash. He's the vet. What the f- The fucking alien was in his closet or his pantry.

SPEAKER_06 6:36

Oh although I forget which spoof movie it is that spoofs this one. Scary movie. He's uh one of them. It's scary movie. Ray, I'm gonna need a ride home after he kills his wife sitting on the ambulance.

SPEAKER_02 6:50

I'm gonna need a ride home. Wow, that's crazy. I was actually just talking to a coworker. We we were asking her if she's seen a bunch of uh scary movies and she hasn't seen like any of the really good ones. Sixth sense? No, like uh well one that we said was uh uh this was more psychological thriller, but I was like, have you ever seen Shudder Island? And she was like, no, and I was like, dude, that's such a good like we were talking about horror. I'm like, that's a great horror. It's not horror in that sense, it's not gore. Yeah, it's a psychological thriller. And she goes, Oh, I love psychological thrillers. And I'm like, and you've never seen Shutter Island?

SPEAKER_06 7:27

How much do you really love it?

SPEAKER_02 7:29

And she was she was saying, like, uh a lot of M Night Shyamalan, uh, she was like, you know, it's a great concept, kind of fucking bad execution. Yeah. And I was like, Shutter Island is is great execution.

SPEAKER_07 7:40

M Knight goes from like banger to like eight L's to another banger. You know, he's very inconsistent. Yo, big big fan of science though. Didn't know that was him. That's a great one. That one movie with the fucking beach and they get old.

SPEAKER_02 7:54

Yeah, that's one they mentioned. Old she was a great concept, awful execution.

SPEAKER_07 7:59

Why did the kids fuck each other? That's uh weird.

SPEAKER_02 8:01

He's just taking a you know, a page out of Stephen King's novel, literally.

SPEAKER_07 8:04

Yep. Alright, next question. This is for $400, people. During their deep dive into 2014's found footage horror film, as above so below, which European city claust which European city's claustrophobic underground tunnels serve as a setting. A Paris, B Rome, C Berlin, D London. Eric.

SPEAKER_02 8:25

That would be a petty.

SPEAKER_06 8:28

That's wrong. It's Rome.

SPEAKER_02 8:30

Imagine though. Just kidding. It's just like, bro, it was under the Coliseum.

SPEAKER_07 8:34

Okay, so for some of these, I didn't even uh most of the for most of these I didn't have like the question like pop up right. So I don't even know if this is one that's gonna do it. But that is the correct answer. Um yeah. Are we keeping track of who is getting because I haven't seen anybody write down anything? Oh, okay. I'm writing it down. I got it. Was that a crayon? It's a fucking marker, one of those really shitty ones from the Dollar Tree.

SPEAKER_01 9:00

I thought you straight up had just an orange crayon.

SPEAKER_07 9:04

I I I I mean, I we probably got it. You're like, I'm keeping notes. I'm drawing a sun, it has a smiley face. I'm keeping notes, grips it like a toddler. Takes a bite out of it. I didn't know you were in the military.

SPEAKER_02 9:18

Anyways. Look, I have I have one crayon for each of you, whichever one has the most bites taken out of it.

SPEAKER_07 9:23

The blue one blueberry. I taste it. I can whenever I think of a crayon, I can think of the taste and the smell.

SPEAKER_02 9:33

Yes. Okay, you're sounding like that. You're sounding like Peyton from that one podcast. Dude, I could I could just you can just imagine a c a crayon just for a second.

SPEAKER_07 9:42

You can taste it. Yeah. Yeah, it isn't good. No.

SPEAKER_06 9:47

But oh I can't say that about crayon, I can say it about Play-Doh.

SPEAKER_02 9:52

Yeah, Plato's good. Fun to play with, not to eat. Can't you read? But it's it's safe to eat. So you can eat it. Anyways, very sort of non-toxic doesn't mean it won't get stuck in your intestines.

SPEAKER_07 10:06

It's true. You know, people think that humans have like a certain amount of senses, but there's definitely more senses because like you can look at something um and automatically know what it would be like to lick it. Yeah, there's 19 senses. Yeah. Like look at look at Alex's hat. I know exactly what it would feel like to lick it at.

SPEAKER_00 10:28

Yeah. Bald.

SPEAKER_07 10:30

Which I don't it would it would be.

SPEAKER_06 10:31

I think that's when you're a baby putting it to lick my hat.

SPEAKER_02 10:36

Oh, you that's a good theory.

SPEAKER_07 10:38

You're like you're shoving all this.

SPEAKER_02 10:40

I think it's just like I yeah, you know, I kind of know what you mean by that. Subconsciously memorize it. Yeah, because there are some things that I look at that I'm like, I've never put that in my mouth before, but I feel like I I I know what that would feel like. I think you know, you you like you've licked enough things that are kind of similar that you can kind of put it like I don't know how to do it.

SPEAKER_06 11:03

Can I tell you the grossest thing that just popped into my head about that? I mean, it's not like horribly disgusting, but it's pretty gross when you think

The Licking Sense Tangent

SPEAKER_06 11:10

about it. What a penny? Keyboard keys.

SPEAKER_07 11:12

Oh. Ew, I know exactly what it would feel like. Oh, like a piano. Never done that.

SPEAKER_06 11:19

But like you can imagine it. You can imagine it.

SPEAKER_07 11:22

You already know what it would be like. Enough about the licking. Today we are doing this game. Uh, we are almost to our you know, upper level, you know, numbers over here. We're at 500, almost to a thousand.

SPEAKER_02 11:38

I was gonna say, we should probably we're uh we're not on a video podcast. We should probably be saying not only the answers, but also what how much money this is worth.

SPEAKER_07 11:48

For $500 in February 2026, the podcast dropped a two-part episode covering We Bury the Dead. The experimental event in the movie Whi What experimental event in the movie causes the dead to return in Tasmania? A, a virus from a military lab. B, a chemical spill, C, a nuke, D, an ancient ritual. Alex raised his hand.

SPEAKER_06 12:15

This one's a little bit tough because it could go one of two ways, but I'm gonna go C a nuke.

SPEAKER_07 12:20

Yeah. That is correct. It was a nuke.

SPEAKER_02 12:25

I remember being upset about that. Dumb America dropped a nuke on the out on the outer edge of Tasmania.

SPEAKER_03 12:34

Look, we're dumb. Those Yankee fucks.

SPEAKER_07 12:39

They were hella racist against Americans and that shit.

SPEAKER_02 12:42

If there's one thing we do really well, it's war. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 12:45

That's true. It's the only thing we do do well.

SPEAKER_02 12:47

You can make fun of us for anything else. Make fun of us for a lab leak or something. I mean, like, it not war.

SPEAKER_07 12:53

It it could have. It could have been worse, to be honest. It is a Tasmania isn't like a big area. Look, let's be real. They think it was an accident, but we know what we're doing. Yeah. We're beefing with that motherfucker off Looney Tunes. That's why we did it. It was all a lie, guys.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

It was a bunch of Christian conservatives that said, I know the devil's here.

SPEAKER_07 13:17

And they nuked it. Alright. Next question for a thousand dollars, people. In As Above So Below, the crew. No, no, read it as it says. In the As Above So Below episodes, the crew discusses the psychological mechanics of the setting acting as a personal hell. Which classic literary work hate you. Literally, literary literary fuck me. Ready? Are we l- literary work is structured? Fuck!

Stakes Rise And Scoring Chaos

SPEAKER_07 13:50

Why did I pick something I have to read? Oh my god! Which classic literary work is this structure compared to? A Milton's Paradise Lost, B Dracula, C, Homer's the Odyssey, or D Dante's Inferno. Alex raised his hand first.

SPEAKER_06 14:12

D Dante's Inferno.

SPEAKER_02 14:14

For a thousand dollars is that correct?

SPEAKER_06 14:15

That's me.

SPEAKER_07 14:16

It is. It's correct.

SPEAKER_02 14:17

That's so what's funny here is that I made fun of you for that starting, and it does sound grammatically incorrect, but it is ultimately grammatically. That is correct.

SPEAKER_06 14:26

In the as in the as above so below episodes.

SPEAKER_02 14:29

Yeah, I but the word episodes after makes it grammatically correct, but the initial thought is really funny. Just be like, in the as above so below.

SPEAKER_07 14:38

Read it as it says it. We are in the as above so below, guys. And 28 days later, Jim wakes up from a coma to find London entirely deserted. What was the original cause for his coma before the apocalypse began?

unknown 14:51

Oh.

SPEAKER_07 14:52

I believe Eric was raising his hand before you shot yours up.

SPEAKER_02 14:56

Fuck. Uh shit. Okay, what what is C, a bicycle accident?

SPEAKER_07 15:04

Are you 100% confident in that answer?

SPEAKER_02 15:08

No. But go ahead.

SPEAKER_06 15:11

No, it was a bank robbery!

SPEAKER_07 15:13

So unfortunate, Eric, that you would uh answer that as that is. You know, it's not even I feel like I was right, huh? You are correct, it was a bicycle accident that caused it.

SPEAKER_02 15:23

See, it could have been a lot of I mean I knew that.

SPEAKER_06 15:29

That was that was 2,000.

SPEAKER_02 15:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 15:33

I think he has to be winning now.

SPEAKER_07 15:36

I don't know, you've gotten like the last five in a row. Eric has $2,600, Alex has $1,900. So you're winning, Eric. Wow. Dang. Wow. In 28 days later for $4,000. In 28 days later, how long does it take for the human body to fully turn into an aggressive infected once the rage virus enters their bloodstream? A twenty-four hours, B ten to twenty seconds, C ten minutes, or D one hour. Alex raised his hand first. B ten to twenty seconds. That is correct.

SPEAKER_02 16:13

That is a good question.

SPEAKER_06 16:15

That's four thousand dollars right there.

SPEAKER_02 16:18

That's a good question, because a lot of zombies movies are different with the time.

SPEAKER_07 16:23

Yeah, no, it's uh that's why this one's particularly scary, because they fucking run and then if they bite you, you immediately turn and then you start running.

SPEAKER_02 16:31

Yeah. Or in that one case, you get the blood in your eye.

SPEAKER_06 16:34

Yeah, they just like vomit in your face.

SPEAKER_02 16:37

Well, or like the guy who was just looking up at the crows and the blood from his eye. That's have you guys seen the latest 28 movie?

unknown 16:45

No.

SPEAKER_06 16:48

I f I thought you said it was garbage.

SPEAKER_07 16:50

I th changed my mind. I watched it a couple more times. You did? I I think it's good. I think it's okay. I like the I like the 28, uh the one before it. I like that one better. Yeah. But I do think that one was okay, the Bone Temple.

SPEAKER_06 17:08

Okay. The Bone Temple is upgraded from dog water to okay. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 17:14

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 17:15

Interesting.

SPEAKER_07 17:15

Alright, for $8,000, Eric, if you get this, you're gonna be back in the lead. In the night in the 1978 classic Dawn of the Dead, where do the four survivors set up their actual hidden living quarters inside the Monroeville mall? A in the freezer, B, the food court, C, a storage unit, or D, attic? Alex raised his hand very quickly.

SPEAKER_06 17:40

C, storage unit.

SPEAKER_07 17:42

You know, I was gonna guess that. Eric, would you like to steal?

SPEAKER_02 17:46

For real? Wait, that was wrong? Incorrect. Are you sure? Uh you could store things there. Well, then I got I feel like it was A in a f in the freezer. Alex, would you like to steal back? It was the attic?

SPEAKER_06 17:59

Well, okay. Yeah. I get yeah. It was it's it's up in the room, it's up in the roof. Yeah, that's right. You're right. They had to climb up the ladder. Not wrong.

SPEAKER_02 18:10

I I haven't seen this movie in so long.

SPEAKER_06 18:12

No, no, you're not wrong. No, no, that's that's that's I feel like I should do a penalty for a double steal. I have a hard one. Well, I feel like nobody should get points. Yeah, I just have a hard time calling that an attic in the top of them all, but okay.

SPEAKER_07 18:28

You know, I feel like five 500 might be fine for that.

SPEAKER_02 18:31

I'm gonna do 500. You're still gonna give him money? I feel like nobody gets points for that. Whatever. I feel it's I'm the fucking host. What are you talking about? This game this game is rigged. It's a lot of things. It was worth 8,000! It's stupid. You would think that Mr. got 500 points.

SPEAKER_06 18:47

You're you're totally fair.

SPEAKER_02 18:48

For your wrong answer. It was a fucking 50-50. It wasn't the food court. Okay. Well, I'm I'm trying to wait for you to get through at least half the question before I put my hand up because I can see it.

SPEAKER_07 19:01

So we wait, wait until the full answers are red. Until the answers are red. Alright. I'm just gonna start shouting. This next question is worth $16,000. In Stephen King's psychological survival thriller 1408, which we have covered, uh, the protagonist is trapped inside an evil reality-bending hotel room. What is the name of the hotel where room 1408 is located? A. The Pigeon Hotel. B. The Dolphin Hotel. C. The Piazza della Borgia. Or D. The Overlook Hotel.

SPEAKER_01 19:37

Eric. Is it B the Dolphin Hotel?

SPEAKER_07 19:40

That's correct. Eric just got $16,000.

SPEAKER_02 19:45

These are getting harder. I tried. That one I feel is definitely would have gone honestly any of those ways. Yeah. Uh the the one the Piazza della Borgia. I like how that was the only one that was also in caps. So I was like, I feel like you're trying to get me to pick that one. I just put that one in.

SPEAKER_07 20:06

I was like, that sounds like a funny thing to put in. You're like, look at this very real hotel. Piazza della Borgia. Anyways. For $32,000, guys. It's a lot of money. This is a car. Yeah, the Eric's gonna have to sell his car and every other thing he uh in his dog. My car is in order to pay Alice once he gets this.

SPEAKER_06 20:30

It's true.

SPEAKER_07 20:31

It's unfortunate.

SPEAKER_06 20:33

He's gonna have to sell all of his company bands.

SPEAKER_02 20:36

Unless I get the 64. You're funny if you think I'd get 32 for selling all those bands.

SPEAKER_07 20:42

In Resident Evil, Welcome to Raccoon City, the movie attempts to merge the lore of the first two video games. Which iconic atmospheric location serves as the focal point for the team investigating the initial Bravo team disappearance. A the subway terminal. B the Spencer Mansion? C, the Raccoon City Orphanage. Or D, the Underground Lab. Alex.

SPEAKER_06 21:10

B Spencer Mansion.

SPEAKER_07 21:12

Alex, that is correct. It is the Spencer Mansion. It's kind of both B and D, but definitely B and D. I mean like the Spencer Mansion. They were in the Spencer Mansion.

unknown 21:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:26

I mean the Underground Lab is kind of the main focal point of the Spencer Mansion, you know.

SPEAKER_06 21:31

But the the statement is which iconic atmospheric location serves as a focal point for the teams investigating, the team investigating the initial Bravo team disappearance, which was at the Spencer Mansion. Either of you could have got that one. Just gotta be quicker than that. Hey, there's a whole yeah.

SPEAKER_07 22:00

Absolutely video podcast that we fucked up. Alright, you have a point. Fair enough. For 64,000 in the tunnel, released in 2011. The camera crew captures terrifying footage of an unknown subterranean predator. According to the mockumentary style interviews framing the movie, what is the official cover story released by the government to explain the deaths and seal the tunnels forever? A To dangerous lethal level lethal levels of toxic black mold and methane gas leaks. B. A violent clash between local underground squatter factions? C A sudden flash flood that drowned the transpassers. Or D. A sudden catastrophic structural cave-in due to old foundations. I don't remember that. Alex.

SPEAKER_06 22:57

I believe it is D, a sudden catastrophic structural cave-in due to old foundations.

SPEAKER_02 23:02

Eric, would you like to steal? Oh! I swear to god, if it's C, I'm gonna lose my mind. I think it's A, dangerous levels of toxic black mold and methane. You would think that.

SPEAKER_07 23:16

And guess what? You would be correct. 64,000! It was!

SPEAKER_02 23:25

Wow. I don't remember that. Ridiculous. I don't remember a lot of that movie if I'm being honest.

SPEAKER_06 23:31

Ridiculous. This shit's rare.

SPEAKER_02 23:32

It's a $64,000 question and needs to be hard. When I watched this movie, I was in a van with no AC waiting for a toe truck. And I could not see a lot of the movie.

SPEAKER_07 23:46

I know it was so dark. Eric keep watching these dark ass movies like in the worst places. I I literally I don't have a lot of free time. Valid.

SPEAKER_06 23:57

It's true. It's true.

SPEAKER_07 23:59

Yeah, that was for 64,000, Eric. I'm gonna be so rich off my own money. That's crazy. The next question is worth 125,000. In the film 1408, when the room shifts into extreme temperature mode to break Mike Enslin's physical resolve, what clever survival instinct does he use to trigger a temporary reprieve from the freezing cold? A. He tampers with the ceiling pipes to intentionally set off water sprinklers. B. He rips up the carpet to wrap himself like a sleeping bag. C. He smashes the hotel TV to create a fiction fire. Or D. He breaks into the hallway to steal an emergency fire axe.

SPEAKER_02 24:44

Eric! I think it was C. He smashes the hotel TV to create a friction fire. That's a great answer.

SPEAKER_07 24:53

Alex, would you like to steal? No.

unknown 24:58

No.

SPEAKER_06 24:58

I'm thinking it's a B.

unknown 25:00

No.

SPEAKER_07 25:01

It's also a great answer.

SPEAKER_02 25:02

Eric, would you like to steal?

SPEAKER_06 25:04

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 25:05

No way. Well then it's gotta be A. Wait, why did he do that to reprieve himself from the freezing cold?

SPEAKER_07 25:12

The answer is A! Eric, I'm gonna give you a thousand that is. Don't question it. That that was the reason why he was. Why would he do that? In the intense survival movie, hashtag alive, the character is trapped inside his room for weeks. What limited resource does he waste on day one? Is it A Backup fuel for a generator? B emergency medical gauze. C his remaining food and premium liquor or D. His clean tap water reservoir. Eric.

SPEAKER_02 25:57

C his liquor and ramen. That is correct. So I will give you my money!

SPEAKER_07 26:09

I will give you 32 for that.

SPEAKER_02 26:13

What the fuck? It's worth 125.

SPEAKER_07 26:19

That one was easy. Shut up. Alright. Next question. This is for 250,000. We're getting real close to the million, boys. It's uh it's getting there. What's our uh what's our what's our time looking like? Y'all need to slow the fuck down.

SPEAKER_02 26:35

That's only 36 minutes. What do they call it in the law

Capricious Word Game And Beer Bet

SPEAKER_02 26:40

when it was something incapricious?

unknown 26:43

Huh?

SPEAKER_02 26:43

Where like a law can't be something incapricious. It can't just be like uh it can't just be like for no reason or kind of like out of nowhere. It has to have a purpose. Like you can't just go after somebody it's it's such a hard time. I I feel well, I was gonna say I feel like your point giving was arbitrary? Yeah, arbitrary and capricious. So, anyways, go on. Eric.

SPEAKER_07 27:16

I'm kidding, Rick, you minus eight thousand dollars. No, mine no minus eight thousand for that is that four thousand for each part of the capricious ass fucking sentence you just said. Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_02 27:33

That's not the that's not how you said. No, you need no wing.

SPEAKER_07 27:38

Keep talking. Keep talking.

SPEAKER_02 27:40

This guy's illiterate. You heard the way he asked that first question?

SPEAKER_06 27:43

No. The the 1408 one?

SPEAKER_02 27:47

No, no, that first question. Eric, do you wanna do you wanna lose another thousand dollars? Yeah, I don't care. Valid.

SPEAKER_07 27:55

Damn. Listen to this. I don't care. Valid. Alright, we have our next question.

SPEAKER_02 28:01

I lost 8,000 for being smart, so that's America.

SPEAKER_07 28:06

Rodney says you look like a Jewish Mexican, Eric. That's my cousin. You said what?

SPEAKER_02 28:13

My cousin looks like a Jewish uh Mexican.

SPEAKER_07 28:16

No, I'm pretty sure you do. You got the fro going on?

SPEAKER_02 28:19

What fro?

SPEAKER_07 28:20

I don't know. If you let it grow.

unknown 28:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 28:29

You got a fro going on.

SPEAKER_02 28:30

What fro? Well, if you let it grow, it would be there. Alex, I like your dreads.

SPEAKER_06 28:40

What dreads?

SPEAKER_07 28:41

Well, if you let it grow, it would be there. Uh if I I find your uh your humor capricious.

SPEAKER_02 28:51

Anyways, in the I'm just gonna start using that word at work and the in the settings where it doesn't make any sense. Someone's like, oh, I'm gonna go watch the the backyard.

SPEAKER_06 29:08

That statement was arbitrary and capricious.

SPEAKER_02 29:10

I'm like, wow, how capricious.

SPEAKER_07 29:12

Alright. Like I said, $250,000 on the line, guys.

SPEAKER_02 29:16

Guys, can you put can you put up their dogs? Uh can you put up the dogs for their capricious lunch lunches?

SPEAKER_07 29:22

That's why I said the salad, because for caprice salad, isn't that a thing?

SPEAKER_02 29:25

Well, I thought you were just going for caprice son.

SPEAKER_06 29:28

Oh. Okay, do you want to know what capricious means? You're into sudden and unaccountable changes of mood or behavior.

SPEAKER_02 29:34

Well, that oddly doesn't fully not fit with the dog thing.

SPEAKER_06 29:37

I find the way you're acting capricious. Also, impulsive, unpredictable.

SPEAKER_02 29:43

Yes, I'm impulsive and unpredictable. That is how people describe me.

SPEAKER_07 29:49

Yeah, your name's Eric Caprice.

SPEAKER_02 29:53

We got time. Alex, how would you describe me? And you can't say arbitrary or capricious.

SPEAKER_06 30:00

Uh let me let me answer like a lawyer. That question is vague and ambiguous.

SPEAKER_02 30:06

I should have blacklisted those words too.

SPEAKER_06 30:08

What about me?

SPEAKER_07 30:09

Are you going to ask me?

SPEAKER_02 30:11

Yeah, TJ, what what do you think about me? But you can't use the words arbitrary, capricious, vague, or ambiguous.

SPEAKER_07 30:19

Ambiguous.

SPEAKER_02 30:20

Thank you.

SPEAKER_07 30:20

I find your your being, your your your your soul, your who you are. I f I find you very shallow and pedantic.

SPEAKER_02 30:34

Okay. So, Alex, how would you describe me except you can't use the words capricious? What the hell is this mini game?

SPEAKER_00 30:42

What is this mini-game important? I just keep blacklisting all the words you guys say. Describe me a different way, damn it. I'm looking for something positive.

SPEAKER_06 30:52

Short and stout. I find you. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 30:55

I think we're done with this minigame. He's a little teapot.

SPEAKER_07 31:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 31:04

Okay, describe me, but you can't use the words short, stout, or or teapot. I need another beer. I haven't finished this one.

SPEAKER_00 31:13

I'm just planning.

SPEAKER_07 31:14

Oh. Chug that beer right now, you win.

SPEAKER_00 31:18

I'm fucking bet.

SPEAKER_06 31:20

Is he gonna make it? It's getting close. His throat's starting to burn. Oh.

SPEAKER_07 31:28

There's still some in there. I seen it.

SPEAKER_06 31:30

I seen it.

SPEAKER_07 31:31

It's all foam. You gotta get it all.

SPEAKER_06 31:34

Yeah. There's nothing in there.

SPEAKER_07 31:37

Alright. I didn't say what you win. You win another beer. Fuck! Congratulations. Shit. I didn't read! It's on your tab. You're paying for it. That's good. That's good. How about told me my camera was like moved? Crazy. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 31:58

But you're so small in the corner.

SPEAKER_07 32:00

What's our time at? What's our time at? We're stalling for time. Four or three minutes.

SPEAKER_02 32:05

Yeah, I just chugged a beer for time.

SPEAKER_07 32:07

Chugged a beer for time. That's a very capricious statement. Um $250,000 on the line. I've said like five times. I should have never taught you that word. In the original text and film adaptations of I Am Legend. Robert Neville calculates the infected's aversion to garlic and UV light. From a strict medical school.

SPEAKER_02 32:33

Garlic? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 32:33

I don't remember that in the movie.

SPEAKER_02 32:36

Oh, it just said the original text. Oh, but it says and film adaptations. Wait, because I I was literally we literally cut them off. I cut them off mid-question, but I was just talking to someone about I am legend, that same coworker, and I was like, yeah, basically a vampire movie. And she was like, they're vampires? I'm like, well, basically. But I didn't know that. Sorry. That shocked me. We're stalling for time.

SPEAKER_07 32:59

I find your interruptions quite shallow and pedantic.

SPEAKER_06 33:03

I find your capricious faith disturbing.

SPEAKER_01 33:07

I find your questions cut.

SPEAKER_07 33:08

You know, all of the all the empty noise is getting cut, so we can't stall for time with empty noise. Imagine. Nah, leave it in!

SPEAKER_02 33:19

Imagine and just don't talk. We just all kind of safe for like five minutes, really.

SPEAKER_07 33:27

So I've been playing uh the new 007 game lately. Oh, that's cool. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_04 33:34

Big goats, huh? Well. See you later.

SPEAKER_07 33:38

You can't put a fucking slurpee and a big double cup cup, you fuck.

SPEAKER_05 33:45

Please, Mr. Simpson, purchase what you are going to purchase and get the hell out of here. And please come again.

SPEAKER_02 33:54

So I've been playing this Vietnam game.

SPEAKER_07 33:58

Did you play it more when I fucking wasn't on?

SPEAKER_02 34:02

I did, and then the the blah blah blah blah blah. What am I trying to say?

SPEAKER_07 34:06

The beta ended.

SPEAKER_02 34:07

The playtest, yeah. The playtest ended.

SPEAKER_07 34:10

Wasn't it just till Sunday or Monday?

SPEAKER_02 34:13

It was only for the weekend, and honestly, it's so sad. Yeah. They should have left it open until release.

SPEAKER_07 34:19

I haven't this is the first time I've been on my computer since Saturday.

SPEAKER_02 34:24

Yeah, can we talk about that? My best friend fucking hates me now. All week I have been trying to contact my best friend, who by the way ignored a text from me, ignored all my Discord calls. I had to text him today and say, Hey, are you fucking dead? And then he said, Nah, I've just been working and I fall asleep when I get wow, how capricious and arbitrary. How shallow and pedantic.

SPEAKER_06 34:52

Well, wait a minute. Hold on. How shallow and pedantic of you. So so I need to know how would you describe TJ?

SPEAKER_01 35:00

Oh, well. Shallow and pedantic.

SPEAKER_06 35:07

That's boring. I would describe him as simple and pedestrian.

SPEAKER_00 35:12

You call me fucking pedestrian fuck. Pedestrian? He said you're carless, bro. You can't call me pedestrian.

SPEAKER_01 35:26

Simple and pedestrian.

SPEAKER_06 35:28

Well, if I'm simple and pedestrian, those are synonyms.

SPEAKER_07 35:33

If I'm simple and pedestrian, you're fucking slow and equestrian. Suck my ass.

SPEAKER_06 35:40

He called you the walk sign, bro. And equestrian? I'm a horse.

SPEAKER_07 35:45

Okay. Only where it counts, Bubba.

SPEAKER_06 35:52

So it was a put down and a compliment simultaneously.

SPEAKER_07 35:56

Only where it counts, Bubba.

SPEAKER_01 35:58

Oh, he meant big feet.

SPEAKER_07 36:00

Horses don't horses don't buy bros never seen a horse.

SPEAKER_06 36:04

You ever seen a hoof?

SPEAKER_00 36:05

It's pretty big.

SPEAKER_06 36:06

They're not big. I mean, compared to air. By comparison to the horse?

SPEAKER_02 36:11

No, but in comparison to a body, a human body, it's like the size of your head. I guess my foot's the size of my head, too. A horseshoe? A horse's foot?

SPEAKER_06 36:23

I mean, you gotta be you would have to specifically be talking about a Clydesdale.

SPEAKER_02 36:28

Alright, that's too much information. That's too much.

SPEAKER_06 36:30

A horse's foot is gonna be about that big.

SPEAKER_02 36:33

That's that's like slightly bigger than Apple.

SPEAKER_07 36:37

Welcome back to our horse girl podcast. Today we're talking about.

SPEAKER_02 36:42

Welcome back to our equestrian podcast.

SPEAKER_06 36:45

We're talking about equestrine. That's not even a word.

SPEAKER_02 36:49

I'm just saying we made fun of the equestrian girls in school and I regret that.

SPEAKER_07 36:56

Yeah, who's who's gonna teach us how to write horses in the apocalypse?

SPEAKER_06 36:59

How I describe how I describe Eric. You ready?

SPEAKER_01 37:05

If you say pedantic or arbitrary or capricious, I won't use any of those words. Or shallow.

SPEAKER_06 37:14

I think we can call you enthusiastic, competitive, opinionated, humorous, you're fun-loving.

SPEAKER_02 37:24

I don't think I'm opinionated. You just fucking argued.

SPEAKER_03 37:28

It's like that thing where it's like I will give you There's no good answer to that.

SPEAKER_07 37:34

I will give you $250 billion, but the only thing that has to happen is your girl has to not complain for an entire day.

SPEAKER_01 37:46

So easy. I don't have one.

SPEAKER_00 37:50

So check and make, give me my $250 billion so I can pay for this episode.

SPEAKER_07 37:56

She can't know about it.

SPEAKER_06 37:58

Did you?

SPEAKER_00 38:00

Yeah, still not a problem. She doesn't know.

SPEAKER_06 38:02

Did you hear about that? What? That's so funny because it was the one that was uh I will do anything you want if you with one word can make me angry. And he just sits there and looks at her and says, Okay. Alright, go ahead. Okay. No. I'm telling you, I will do anything you want me to do if you can make me mad with one word.

SPEAKER_02 38:33

Okay I feel like what would also do that? What would be faster, I think? What would be so much faster? Just what?

SPEAKER_07 38:43

What I said if you turns into Samuel L. Jackson and fucking Pulp Fiction. Say what again, motherfuck. I just saw that back.

SPEAKER_06 38:53

What? I absolutely love that. You guys, you guys could remake that that real and make it even better because I think that's true. Do they speak English and what?

SPEAKER_02 39:04

Yeah. I yeah, I've been so I've been loving those Instagram. I don't know if you guys see these Instagram videos where they put the scene and then they put the script below. Yes. And they show you like what was said according to script and what they improved.

SPEAKER_05 39:19

Yep.

Movie Improv Nerding Out

SPEAKER_02 39:20

So cool. I don't you know what's funny? I don't know how accurate that is because they could be totally making up that script. That might not be the actual script.

SPEAKER_06 39:28

But oh, okay. Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_02 39:30

Because like I have no way of actually fact-checking that that is the real script.

SPEAKER_06 39:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:34

I'm sure you could find it somewhere. I know what script you can find.

SPEAKER_06 39:39

So have you guys seen Once Upon a Time in Hollywood?

SPEAKER_02 39:43

No.

SPEAKER_06 39:44

You haven't.

SPEAKER_07 39:44

It's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Is that some uh Tarantino one with Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt? They're doing a spin-off with Brad Pitt's character.

SPEAKER_06 39:55

Really? So it's it's revisionist history of what kind of what you wish would have happened to the Charlie Manson murderers. Uh they break into the wrong house. Instead of going to the house that uh what was his name? What was his name? Not not Woody not Woody Allen. Uh it was that other guy who ended up going to prison for a long time. Oh, I cannot remember his name. He was a director. No, different different guy, same kind of year. Yeah. But different different name. He ended up going to prison for a while back then. But he was visiting Europe. He allowed Sharon Tate and her friends to use his house, and that's where the Manson murders occurred. So what they did was they changed the story to Brad Pitt's character, who was an old friend of the owner of the Spawn Ranch and went to go visit him and thought that he was being like manipulated or something. He's blind and deaf, and he's taking a nap, they said, and he doesn't believe it. So he barges in, wakes the guy up, and he's like, I just want to check. You know, you okay? You're okay with all these hippies living here? And he's like, you know, basically the the chick is banging him, so he's happy as a clam. He doesn't care. So but he pisses everybody off on the the ranch, knocks out some hippie dude who slashed his tires or slashed his tire and made him change the tire. They run off to go get this the the leader of the group, not Charlie Manson, but he wasn't there, but like the leader at that time, Tex. So they redo the whole the whole statement. What was said in the Sharon Tate home, I'm the devil and I'm here to do the devil's business. And it was funny because Brad Pitt's character now, they broke into a different house because they see this is who's who's there. He pissed them off. So instead of going up to that Tate house, which this was all anti-Hollywood, anti-capitalism, and you know, so they're they're out to get somebody. And they break into this guy's house and he's tripping on acid. So he's laughing hysterically, and he's like, Are you real? And a guy tells him, I'm real as a donut. And then he goes, What I know you. What what's your name? That's when he says, I'm here, I'm the devil, and I'm here to do the devil's business. And Brad Pitt's character goes, uh something dumber than that. Like Tex or Rex. And he goes, just shoot him, Tex. Goes, Tex, that's it. So he beats the ever-living shit out of all of them. He has a big ass dog. Big ass uh some style of bulldog, but huge. Not a mastiff, but enormous. Maybe not that big, but it was it was a big dog, and it it helped fight, and he wrecked that. I mean, a full can of dog food to the face of one of the girls. Uh the dog just bit the shit out of Tex. And the other girl, like they they got wrecked quickly. And then one of them smashes through the sliding glass window with her face, runs out and falls into the pool, and she has a knife. While Leo DiCaprio's character was out there listening to headphones, so he didn't hear any of this shit going on. Sees this, gets out of the pool, goes to his shed, and pulls out a flamethrower and roasts her in the pool. Now, why this became so funny was talking about the script, talking about what's what's improved, what's not, they show him handling the flamethrower, and what was said after the fact was that he shot that flamethrower and like pushed it away from him and yelled. Was like, no, whoa, whoa, too hot, too hot. Is there anything we could do about this? Well, that wasn't supposed to be that scene, it was really too hot for him to use that flamethrower. And so they were like, fuck it, leave it. And all of the different changes they make in that movie alone, which uh I heard was uncharacteristic for I think wasn't that uh Oliver Stone or was that I don't know. I know like Was that the Pulp Fiction director?

SPEAKER_02 44:36

What I'm what I'm learning, at least from from these Instagram videos, I don't know, like I said, I don't know if these are the actual scripts, but it seems like they learn the script, they learn the general gist of what their character is supposed to say, and then they kind of go from there. Yeah, and they uh they adjust it to how they believe the character would actually say those things. But it's funniest like the Wolf of Wall Street ones are really funny because there is like half the time it's like, dude, there's like a whole fucking 30 seconds that are just not on the script at all, and it's the funniest part of it. Like uh Matthew McConaughey's part where he's like Fugazi, Fugazi, it's a fucking wazi, upside inside, it's a fairy does fucking it doesn't mean anything. Completely off script, not part of the script at all, not even close.

SPEAKER_06 45:25

Very good.

SPEAKER_02 45:26

All that, or uh where uh Margot Robbie goes, Who, who, what are you a fucking owl? Not on script. That's completely just somebody she said in an interview that a friend of hers was on set and was like, Oh, you know what you should say when when you splash water in his face and he wakes up and you say who's Venice and he goes, Who's Venice? Then you say, Who, who, who, what are you, fucking owl? And she was like, Oh, that's really funny. And I think that's from like the Godfather or something. That's from something, but uh from a different movie. But yeah, I'm pretty sure. Well, but I that's one of my favorite lines. I've been repeating that one a lot today. Who?

SPEAKER_06 46:05

Who? Who?

SPEAKER_02 46:05

Who are you? Fucking owl, love Robbie.

unknown 46:10

I love Marvel.

SPEAKER_06 46:11

She's tight.

SPEAKER_02 46:12

I love her. So you were halfway through this question. Oh, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

SPEAKER_07 46:17

Yeah, thanks for the entire recap of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. We're trying to stall for time. And the Wolf of Walters we stalled enough.

SPEAKER_06 46:27

Okay. Sorry, you didn't tell me.

SPEAKER_07 46:30

God. I'm sick and tired of this shit. I can't do it anymore.

SPEAKER_02 46:37

Rance for 10 minutes to stall for time.

SPEAKER_07 46:40

You know what your issue is.

SPEAKER_02 46:42

Now that we're back on time.

SPEAKER_07 46:43

You shallow and pedantic fuck. Let's keep going. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 46:48

You arbitrary and capricious fuck.

SPEAKER_07 46:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 46:56

So you were saying?

SPEAKER_07 46:58

Okay, so.

Rabies Talk And Quiet Place Trigger

SPEAKER_07 47:00

This question's worth $250,000. I don't know if you guys knew that. Uh, in the original text and film adaptations of I Am Legend, Robert Neville calculates the infected's aversion to garlic and UV light. From a strict medical survival perspective, what real-world historical condition does the film's Crippin virus resemble in its late-stage neurological degradation? A. Systematic systemic necrotizing fasciitis. B. Clinical rabies with severe hydrophobia and aggression. C Severe bovine, spongiform, and cephalopathy, and sep and cephalopathy, mad cow disease. Um, or D. Advanced Huntington's disease. Eric.

SPEAKER_02 47:51

Um, I think it is B, clinical rabies with severe hydrophobia and aggression.

SPEAKER_07 47:55

You would think that.

SPEAKER_02 47:58

I would think that.

SPEAKER_07 47:59

Quite pedantic of you.

SPEAKER_02 48:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 48:01

And you'd be correct.

SPEAKER_02 48:02

There was 250,000 air. I I was also really considering saying E uh the anti-bloods disease. Crippin virus. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 48:14

No, it's uh it's like rabies. Rabies is horrifying. It is rabies is very stupid. No, we've talked about it once on the podcast. There's no cure. There's no cure. No cure. There's only like a couple people who have ever like survived it. And they still had like long-lasting things after it.

SPEAKER_02 48:31

Yeah. Being hydrophobic in June.

SPEAKER_07 48:35

And it's like you're not afraid of water. Your body just won't let you fucking swallow it. Yeah. You get it in your mouth and yes, in June. Yes. It sounds like homophobia, Eric. Congratulations.

SPEAKER_01 48:47

Yeah, it's because like hydrophobic, homophobic.

SPEAKER_07 48:49

Yeah, quite a quite a capricious joke you just made.

SPEAKER_00 48:53

I feel like Alex didn't get it. I feel like you didn't get it. I did.

SPEAKER_07 48:58

In June. I would like to slow up. Not both. Forcing around, guys.

SPEAKER_06 49:06

This time good segue.

SPEAKER_07 49:08

This next question is $500,000 on the line. In a quiet place.

SPEAKER_02 49:17

I want to say I already know the answer.

SPEAKER_07 49:21

Fucking hoop-de-doo. I don't fucking care. Let me read it. God damn it. Uh shit. I'm trying to get us uh banned on TikTok. Uh in a quiet place, what everyday object does the youngest son, Bo, accidentally activate while walking back from the town's pharmacy, ultimately triggering the family's first major tragedy. A. A battery operated space shuttle. B a handheld electronic game. C, a musical wind up box. A wind mechanical wind up music box. Or A or D. Fuck!

unknown 49:56

Ah!

SPEAKER_07 49:58

Because I look down and it says A digital watch alarm. Fuck.

SPEAKER_00 50:02

Yeah, I saw I get I get it.

SPEAKER_07 50:03

Kill my okay. Yeah, those are yeah, raise your fucking hand. Eric Raz at first. That's a lie!

SPEAKER_02 50:11

A a battery D a battery-powered toy space shuttle.

SPEAKER_06 50:16

D a battery-powered toy or D.

SPEAKER_02 50:21

A.

SPEAKER_07 50:22

A. Although I do want to say suck my ass, that Canadian fuck. I don't care. I do want to say freaking gravy on fries, loser.

SPEAKER_02 50:34

Anyways. I do want to say I find it pretty funny that you put ultimately triggering the family's first major tragedy. I know what you mean by that, but immediately I thought, oh, watching all of your neighbors and friends die? That don't matter.

SPEAKER_06 50:49

I I knew you'd be like, oh, we got restricted, TJ.

SPEAKER_02 50:53

Hey, it was probably because I said die. No, it's because I was yelling at Ryan. No.

SPEAKER_06 51:00

Oh, you it was. Oh, was it bullying? That's right. It's bullying.

SPEAKER_02 51:03

Whatever, bruh. Well, it wouldn't be able to survive live if we didn't get restricted.

SPEAKER_06 51:09

It's true.

SPEAKER_07 51:12

It's freaking free country, by the way. Um, yeah, no, what I was gonna say is, you know, what's more triggering is that they didn't get to finish that baseball game, you know.

SPEAKER_06 51:23

Yeah. True. You know what's more triggering is the fact that we got restricted less when China was in control of TikTok.

SPEAKER_02 51:30

Crazy. That is sad, but that's because China was like, we don't give a fuck what they say.

SPEAKER_06 51:35

I don't know what they are saying.

SPEAKER_02 51:36

They they could they can ruin the city. But they are giving us their data. China China had a separate version for their TikTok. So they they restrict they heavily restricted. Yeah, red. When it came to us, they're like, let those fucking dummy idiots say whatever they want.

SPEAKER_07 51:53

They are giving us their data.

SPEAKER_02 51:57

Like, I would I okay, Elijah and I were looking up ventures to make for me. I was saying I just want a hundred bucks extra per week. He was saying he wanted fifteen thousand dollars extra per week, so we're very different. But uh I asked Claude what are some low effort, fast ways to potentially earn a hundred dollars a week, and it was like, you could sell your data. That was legit a suggestion, and I was like, interesting, I've been giving that shit out for free, and you're telling me they'd pay for it?

SPEAKER_07 52:29

Give your plasma, probably.

SPEAKER_02 52:32

Yeah, that was actually one they suggested $50 to $100 a week if you do it twice a week.

SPEAKER_07 52:38

Yeah, I should like to do that. Which I'm pretty sure lots of places will give you like a large um like larger amount the first time you do it. You know?

SPEAKER_02 52:48

If I had a bachelor's degree, I could donate sperm. You have to have a bachelor's degree.

SPEAKER_06 52:53

You need a bachelor's degree?

SPEAKER_02 52:55

I don't think you have to, but that that is legitimately a thing. Like they they look at like what career are you in, what what's your education level, what are your do you have any disabilities, do you have any diseases? That like because they're you know when they're you handing out sperm, they're not just like we got this from some dude on the street. It's like ah, this is from a doctor who that's interesting. Because like they want the genetics of that. That's how I do it. I'm sorry, what? How do you collect sperm? I'm asking for a friend. Collect, give it away.

SPEAKER_07 53:27

Oh he walks up to random dudes, he's like, What do you do for a job? And they're like, oh, this and this. He pulls the gun out, give it to me. What?

SPEAKER_02 53:40

I've been you know, I've been wondering where the will you survive funds have been going. I think Alex is just going up to people on the street and he's like, I got 50 bucks in a cup.

SPEAKER_06 53:48

Why why would why would I be interested? I give it out. I'm trying to make money here.

SPEAKER_07 53:55

Well, no, you're giving them $50 to take the cup. It's like, uh, dude, I fucking worked so hard to fill this man. Can you please just take it? Here's $50.

SPEAKER_02 54:07

And then he marks it in the logs as $50 sold, but also $50 borrowed.

SPEAKER_06 54:15

You fucking degenerates. So I got it right, right?

SPEAKER_02 54:18

Yeah, you got it right. Uh so what am I at right now? What's the final? That was worth $500,000, by the way. So what's the final scores?

SPEAKER_06 54:29

Uh let's do a million and then we'll get to the final scores.

SPEAKER_02 54:32

Well, not final scores, but what uh we could determine if you even have a chance of winning now. I have a chance of winning. I'm not gonna tell you. If I have more than a million, then more than a million.

SPEAKER_07 54:42

All right, I know who's winning. Uh there is a chance for both of you to win. Oh wow, okay. If whomever is losing gets the uh if you get the million, you win. Basically.

unknown 54:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 54:59

Uh Alex minus a million dollars. He's in the negative. Okay. For this one, I need you guys to Alex.

Final Question And Sponsor Break

SPEAKER_07 55:10

I need you to write down your answer. Eric, I need you to send me your answer in Discord or something, or write it down. In the thing, Outpost 31 is completely cut off from the world. When the survivors realize the alien mimics their behavior perfectly, what piece of medical equipment do they discover has been completely sabotaged, forcing them to find an alternative method to verify identities. A a DNA sequencing machine. B. Plasma bags. C chemical reagent kits. Or D. X-ray machine. I would like Alex to reveal his answer first.

SPEAKER_06 55:53

What does it say?

SPEAKER_02 55:55

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_06 55:56

D x-ray machine.

SPEAKER_02 55:58

That says X-ray machine.

SPEAKER_06 56:00

Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 56:01

X-ray machine.

SPEAKER_06 56:03

Oh, it does. And there's a at the end. X-ray machine.

SPEAKER_02 56:08

I said A, DNA sequencing machine.

SPEAKER_07 56:10

In the case of 43-year-old Demarcus Cousins. Alex. You are not. No. He goes for running out the room. Alright, uh Eric follows him with the camera. Ultimately, Alex lays down on the floor and cries. Um, okay. Answers are locked in. Unless I'm wrong. For the million dollars. Tune in next week for the reveal.

SPEAKER_02 56:52

It's it's a five-minute episode. I think you should just cut you doing that and just keep it. Yeah. And just add in, like you going like pew. Alex. Your answer was incorrect. Eric. If I'm also incorrect, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_07 57:21

Your answer was Right Father. Right after this commercial break.

SPEAKER_02 57:30

They're here. Who? The zombies. I thought the gate would stop them.

SPEAKER_00 57:34

They knocked it down instantly.

SPEAKER_06 57:35

How much time do we have?

SPEAKER_02 57:38

They're already here.

SPEAKER_06 57:39

We should have bought that beautiful Los Angeles dream house in that safe neighborhood that Corinne showed us.

SPEAKER_00 57:43

I know, it was so much more defensible, and Corinne would have had us moved in before the apocalypse. Do you think it's too late to call her now? I'll try.

SPEAKER_06 57:58

Don't wait until it's too late. Call Corinne Stallus today at 714-510-6443. And buy your Los Angeles dreaming community. That's 714-510-6443. You can also find her on Instagram at Next Home by Corinne or visit her website at Corinstallus.nexthomegrandview.com. That's C-O-R-I-N-N-E-S-A-L-A-S. Nexthome Grandview dot com.

SPEAKER_07 58:35

And we're back. Eric. Your answer was A. A DNA sequencing machine.

SPEAKER_02 58:42

Yes. Yes, it was.

SPEAKER_07 58:45

That answer is incorrect.

SPEAKER_02 58:52

We went to commercial for that.

SPEAKER_07 58:53

We went to commercial for that, yeah. The fucking the the no no no.

SPEAKER_02 58:59

I really I really thought you were gonna I really thought you were gonna come back and be like, Eric, your answer is after the second commercial.

SPEAKER_07 59:11

No, I'm just uh I feel like I wanna do another question.

SPEAKER_02 59:21

Hey buddy. I'm so tired.

SPEAKER_06 59:24

So how about tell us the answer? I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 59:27

I thought you're asshole. I did I it's a really hard question because like who's paying attention to that?

SPEAKER_06 59:33

You know, guy says What what was it?

SPEAKER_07 59:36

Well, your answer was X-ray machine, Alex.

SPEAKER_06 59:39

That's okay.

SPEAKER_07 59:40

Yeah Dog. That's worse than fucking Eric's answer. It won't be 100%. Congratulations, you win! No.

SPEAKER_02 59:53

No. I think you were I think you had high hopes for this.

SPEAKER_07 59:57

The answer to this final question is the plasma bags. It was a fridge full of them. It was the bat backup blood for everybody.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:09

Yeah. I felt like you said the word plasma weird, and I thought that might be the answer, but then I was like, I tried to read them all like without giving it away. Like, yeah. Also, am I am I I'm just not realizing this is a PowerPoint? This is a Google Doc. I had I had a slide.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:29

Yeah, I had to go through and fucking He made a PowerPoint. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:35

You didn't realize that? I I feel like there's gotta be a website that does.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:40

There's not I could not find one. Okay, anyways, you guys got the question wrong. That means nobody gets the million dollars. Actually, that means the host gets the million dollars. Wait, so TJ wins? TJ wins this episode. No, the person who the person who got the most money, I said at the beginning, the person who got the most money wins.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:07

Who do you think got the most money? After this commercial break. Uh, I'm not gonna lie, I'm feeling pretty confident. I feel like I got a lot of heavy header ones.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:16

No, I'm not confident.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:17

You shouldn't be, because you only got $38,000.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:22

He only got $38,000? No. You only got $38,000. You got nothing after $32,000. You were dominating in the beginning. What happened? I didn't even notice. He's tired, bro.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:41

He's tired. I chugged a beer. True. Uh, Eric, you have $856,600. Yay! Clapping sounds. So the winner of today's episode is Alex. What? It's you, Eric. You get to do the thing. Give the socials. That's what you and in real life.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:09

Oh,

Winner, Socials, And Next Movie

SPEAKER_02 1:02:11

I passed that off. Okay, I'm just kidding. Uh, you could find us at Will You Survive the Podcast on most platforms. That would be Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube, MySpace. YouTube. MySpace. If you can, that's so cool. Move Tom out of the way on LinkedIn. Kelly Bluebook. Survive the podcast on Kelly Blue Book. Look it up. Leave a review. Um, if you would like to find us on X, I suppose, then you would find us at The Boys. The Boys W Y S. If you want to send us an email, yeah, go check it out.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:00

Wait, I'm gonna sell reference that only Gooners will get. Chu Dai or Wata. What kind of man are you? Let's see if we get any 100% right. Let's see if we get any fucking replies on that one.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:14

Uh, if you would like to email us your response to that question, you can email us at the boys at will you survive the podcast.com. Uh I think that's all of our socials. That sounds right. Sounds about right to me.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:31

So that's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:32

Eric, what what do you know what we were gonna do for the next one?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:36

I do. Isn't that a pleasant surprise, huh? I have something planned. I was planning to win this one. Wow. I tried so much.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:45

You will read retroactively if I fucking come back here next week and you're like one to a hundred?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:53

Part one to a hundred. No, it'll be one percent to one hundred percent. Part one. It's very different.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:02

It's a little different.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:03

It's very different.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:04

That's that's very the same.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:05

What are you actually doing, Eric? What? So I have been recommended a movie called uh Mesa de la Cafe. Which or or La Mesa de Cafe? Uh it means coffee table. It's a movie called Coffee Table. I was told that it's a pretty much Yeah. Um no, I've heard that this movie is horrifically disturbing. And somebody told me that somebody who does not get scared or disturbed very easily told me that they had to pause the movie and step away for a little bit because it freaked them out. Don't look it up. Well, you can don't look up a description because I've heard that we should go into this blind. Now, to to give like some backstory to this, I was being told about this movie, and I was like, I don't really get scared very easily or disturbed very easily, and somebody asked me if you saw without telling me like anything about the movie, they're like, if you saw kittens in a blender, would that make you pause a movie? And I was like, no. I think I would more be wondering about the special effects of that, but that's just because I'm kind of a nerd about film, but uh we were trying to find some comparison, and I was like, is it like similarly fucked up to like the ending of The Mist? And she was like, kinda, but this is worse. So I don't I know nothing about this movie, but I've been told it's really good.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:46

So we need to we need to coordinate because they have English at the coffee table. They have I was told we should watch the Spanish version. Italian La Mesita del Comedor. Oh god damn. So we the Spanish version is what we're watching.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:08

I was told we should watch the Spanish version.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:10

That would be La Mesa de Cafe.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:12

Yeah, that one.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:13

Alright.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:20

Anyways. That sounds like fun, Eric. That sounds like fun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:28

Okay, if I have nightmares, I'm coming and sleeping in your room.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:32

I hope it's on par. You guys ever heard of the movie called Rubber? It's just the tire. It's the sentient tire that hunts the people down.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:40

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:41

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:42

You're hoping it's on par?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:46

In reality, I hope it is so much better than that movie, but it would be funny.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:53

Alright. Well.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:54

Alright, if we're going funny.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:56

Thank you all for listening to today's episode. Uh my name is TJ. That's Alex, that's Eric. Thank you all for listening again. And until next time, stay alive.