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Mom Get Off The Wifi
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Mom Get Off The Wifi
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Mom, get off the Wi-Fi. Get off the Wi-Fi, bitch. Get off the Wi-Fi. What the f you doing? Mom! I told you what's never gonna get! Get off the fing Wi-Fi! Welcome back to Mom Get Off the Wi-Fi episode 45 after September 16th, 2024. And now it is Fuuuuck. You waited this long for episode 45. And if you can't hear any of the others before is because guess what? I stopped paying. So that means you can't hit play and listen to our old episodes.
SPEAKER_01Maybe there's some on YouTube, but um or y'all just weren't fans and y'all didn't subscribe to the Patreon, and this is actually episode 100, and here we are back. True. You know what I mean? True. Fucking losers. Y'all could have been here this whole time.
SPEAKER_02I don't think we ever had a Patreon, did we?
SPEAKER_01No. I feel like every time I turn on TikTok, there's always something new to be afraid of. And it's like like we buy a fuck ton of strawberries, and they're like, have you heard strawberries are like the number one meaning cause of cancer right now?
SPEAKER_02Dude, I get a strawberry kiwi cup every day. Every day. And they always fucking uh say a word. They always cheap out on the kiwis. You're like three sides of the kiwis is all strawberries. I love strawberries, but I love kiwis.
SPEAKER_01Bro, kiwis, kiwis go hard.
SPEAKER_02They go crazy. People sleep on that shit.
SPEAKER_01I know, I know somebody who actually eats the fucking skin. Oh. And not just the guts. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02That's like testicle hair. That's weird. That is strange. That is strange. I don't know about that.
SPEAKER_01They just, you know what I'm saying? Like it, like it was like a regular dagger. They like the fuzz, bro.
SPEAKER_02Like, what the hell? Why? Like, I like the texture. That's gotta be gay. Like, it's something about that's gotta be.
SPEAKER_01I mean, they're a woman, so you know that's okay, okay.
SPEAKER_02It makes sense. Makes sense.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Oh, so alright.
SPEAKER_02Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_01You officially, officially, officially quit streaming on Twitch.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I quit streaming on Twitch, and I think that's gonna make the podcast better. Because like some people listen and they're like, what the fuck are they talking about? And my hair is different, my glasses are different. I'm a new person now.
SPEAKER_01Since the last episode that y'all saw, he's he's done this caterpillar into a butterfly trick, bro. Oh, wait, you say I look better? Bro, you you're you're a handsome dude, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02Thank you. Because I I looked at the last one, I remember I was going back to the last episode because we were talking about hey, let's bring this podcast back. And I was going over the last episodes, and I was like, it's so obvious how depressed I was and how addicted I was to like drugs, and like and now I'm like, yo, like I'm here, you know, still hey bro, but hey, a win's a win, right?
SPEAKER_01It's drug drug free. Um I think I do have obviously a different outlook on the podcast now than I did before, and not that I had a bad outlook before, you know what I mean? But it was just like uh like a lot of it was like, well, what the fuck? Well, you know, it's Twitch.
SPEAKER_02Now that's not like the common ground, it's a whole different podcast, but the same, you know, but a whole different podcast, which is kind of nice. Different, but still same, they say that in Spanish, right?
SPEAKER_01So so so I guess, yeah.
SPEAKER_02What is so-so? That's not that doesn't mean same, same.
SPEAKER_01You said so-so, like more Asian than you did so so like.
SPEAKER_02So so, but I don't know. I don't know how I don't know what the hell how you supposed to say it. How you supposed to say it? So-so essay. Okay.
SPEAKER_00So so essay.
SPEAKER_02I also, yeah, do other YouTube stuff. I need to be like um an upstanding citizen.
SPEAKER_01You are an upstanding citizen.
SPEAKER_02I I honestly think so. I think so.
SPEAKER_01Like you said, the the last episode to now, there's been like huge amounts of growth. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Like, I I'll I'll tell you right now, bro. I know you had always said, like, you know, I'm gonna quit Twitch, like, once I get to a certain age. I never thought that was actually gonna happen. Nobody did.
SPEAKER_02Because I'm addicted.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you you were so it was so easy for you to hit start stream.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I feel like that's such a hard thing to get to. Like, I don't know, when you do something for five years, like and that's all you do, bro. I get so obsessive over stuff. I don't know if anybody else is like this, but I get so obsessive where I will just if you were a friend, not anymore. Like, you know, if if I if I spend my time going out and like drinking or doing whatever, I don't do that anymore. Like, you know, we're not doing it anymore because this is what I do now. Like, you know what I mean? It becomes a definition of me, of whatever I'm doing, if I like it that much, you know? If it has like a hustle to it, if it has a hustle to it, like that's what I'm doing. And I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I'm having fun while I'm doing it. It's not like I'm not.
SPEAKER_01But now you're hustling because it's like, all right, like there's there's momentum. Yeah, I feel like we can do this. I feel like there's a different type of energy behind it. It's not like it's not like you're out here like I'm gonna box Mike Tyson tomorrow. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02There's a yeah. That's how I'll treat streaming. I'm like, oh tomorrow. You know what I mean? Oh, we gotta go crazy, you know? Bro, my feet are as hot as ever. I don't know why. Your feet? My feet, no socks on, nothing. Like, I don't know what's wrong with my feet. This has never happened before. So I don't know why my feet are so.
SPEAKER_01Are you going through menopause? Oh, are you going through menopause? That's crazy.
SPEAKER_02I think so, bro. I was I was watching like videos and shit and I'd be getting emotional. Like, I'd be watching like videos what is that menopause? I don't think I think that's when you stop becoming emotional. Wait, I think that's I don't know what it is.
SPEAKER_01It's this is another thing of you of you becoming a butterfly, bro. You know what I mean? That these it's you just my feet get hot open with your emotions.
SPEAKER_02That's emotional. That's what happens. I don't know. The best thing to not be on Twitch is I get to live my life a little bit because at the same time, and maybe this is something that I did a lot, it's just hard when you have a live audience. I can stream for like 20 plus hours and I like it and I enjoy it. But the thing is, 20 plus hours, guess what? That's 20 plus hours, you know? That's a lot, and I also have a full-time job. So when I am doing that, it takes all my free time away. I know there's people that are jobless over here that can't even do what I do.
unknownCrazy.
SPEAKER_02You know what I mean? But sorry, sorry, sorry. It's over now. I doesn't I don't have to I don't have to, you know, the twitch is over now. But um, you know, it takes a lot of your free time, so I'm gonna be like enjoying my life a little bit. But then again, I have my own YouTube channel that I'm doing, which is still gonna have the gameplays and just chatting and all that. But the thing is, after I'm done with that, I can hit stop record and then go do my thing.
SPEAKER_01Not for sure.
SPEAKER_02I don't know if you guys ever recorded for YouTube or anything uh compared to Twitch. I know a lot of people are like, oh, it's the same thing. No, it's not. Hey, it's not. You're there by yourself. Like, you know, and I know you're also there by yourself when you're on Twitch, but people are talking back at you. No one's talking to you anymore. You feel crazy. You don't feel crazy on Twitch. You feel crazy when you're recording a YouTube video.
SPEAKER_01Before you left, you started getting into sports.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah. I tried, I tried. I'm gonna say I tried past times. I'm gonna say I tried. But the thing is, it's not that I didn't try, I'll still watch UFC, so it's not like that's something I'll still watch. We'll get in Discord, I'll watch that shit. Uh but basketball, I try to get into. I got the app, I got the fucking NBA app. Like, bro, I got all that stuff. I started learning about players, uh, but the only thing I know about some stuff about the Timberwolves, I don't really know much about anything. I think I need to be around people that like watch it, you know? Yes, you know what I mean. I can't just like do it myself when I'm working, like, oh yeah, I'm working, let's put it on here. I was about to put it on at work because my boss likes uh like shit like that. But then like never mind. I I shouldn't talk about that. I shouldn't talk about that.
SPEAKER_01Never mind, bro. Whenever I was like, whenever I saw that you were like starting to get into sports, I was like, to be fair, it's kind of the perfect timing because right now it's like the finals, right? So this is like the NBA championship is coming up, right? And this is like the perfect time because this is like the best of the best, you know what I mean? This isn't just like regular season where you know it like games can end like 125 to 72 or some shit like that. Like these are close ass games, you know what I mean? And I was like, when I was sitting back and I was watching some of the replays of some of these games, a lot of these end up in like some scuffles and shit like that. And I was like, this is what'll get him excited about it.
SPEAKER_02I saw some fights and that I saw some fights, and I was like, oh hell yeah. Like I saw one thing that happened a lot flops, people that shit bothers me. That's some Drake shit. Yeah, like that shit annoys me, bro. Like, that's the first thing I thought of was Drake, like when that happens. And I'm just like, the obvious shit where it's like, you know, it's they're faking it, and I'm like, that's part of the rules. What the fuck is that, bro? Like, I think after that, I was like, it's okay if I miss a game or two. I think after that, it like changed shit in my brain where I was like, I think it's alright if I miss a game or two.
SPEAKER_01Don't get me wrong, that shit is hella annoying. I think like that got blown way out of proportion when like the Spurs were on their last run, and like Tony Parker and all them were starting to do it just to get points on the board, stuff like that, right? I'm not gonna say they're the ones who like pioneered it, but the like ideally they were the ones who like solidified why flopping was gonna be as big as it is. And I know I'm gonna piss a lot of people off because it's a whole Spurs thing. No, no, no. It hasn't that's like I've never it it hasn't always been a thing, but you know, like there's like something starts off and it probably has good intention, but then they're just like NBA players are now full-blown actors. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_02That's what I'm saying. Like, what is that? It's like they're doing it. Oh, it's my cue. Now it's different now. I mean, I'm not against it. I still want I still want to get into it, but there's so I don't know anybody, you know what I mean? Now overwhelming that is, yeah. That's I go to a party and nobody knows you and they don't even want to talk to you either. Like, you know what I mean? It's like fuck, bro. What am I doing here?
SPEAKER_01Like, I don't To me, right, being a sports guy, I've always I think that was one of those things like I love hockey, but I feel like that's because and I don't even follow it to the point where I watch it all the time. Like, I probably catch one game every year. But I love it because it's like that cross between a full contact sport and then that moment of like, oh, you want to throw hands? Cool, and they throw they take their gloves off, they take their helmets off, and let's go at it. You know what I'm saying? So, like that's such a good rule. They should have that in the NBA, right?
SPEAKER_02Dude, because they could give them gloves. They don't have to be bare fist, like hockey, like you know, but like whatever it is, do something so they can get get over that shit.
SPEAKER_01When when you're watching a hockey game and a scuffle breaks out, they do the because like obviously you get suspended and like a huge fine if you like like get somebody square in the chin, right? So they do this thing where they like try to hit them with their forearm, but they like swipe down as well from their chin line.
SPEAKER_00So it's like it just looks like a just like a mush with your elbow, and I'm like, hit him, knock his bitch ass out of his life.
SPEAKER_01Like, are you not entertained? You know what I mean? Like, I want some fucking I want some gladiator type shit to happen while that while that's going down. You know what I mean? Because I'll tell you right now, dude, uh like 99% of NBA players can't fight. Yeah, like I there may be like a few that can throw hands.
SPEAKER_02That's probably like you know, that one person where it's like, don't even do it. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, like imagine them all talking. There's like that one person that's like, yeah, don't even do it. Don't even do it. He's crazy. He twitching in the locker room.
SPEAKER_01Like, you know, just don't do it with it. Don't do it with it. Mind your business. Mind your business if you're if you don't get the business.
SPEAKER_03Mind your business.
SPEAKER_01Um, you're gonna have to start, you know, doing those nicotine pouches, bro, instead of just having fucking doing the hiccups and bubble guns on the city.
SPEAKER_02Why do you why do nicotine pouches fuck you up? Bro, why? I don't know, bro. Bro, bro, you know, I was I was at work and we have this new hire, right? And then we're sitting there, and then like this one kid goes like, hey Novaire. And I'm like, what? And he's all like, you do like those nicotine pouches, right? He said the brand, but he's like, You think uh hey, I'm thinking too. I'm thinking too. He said the brand, but like I'm gonna say that. And then I was like, yeah, and he's like, How does it make you feel? And I was like, I don't know. I mean, I just it's just it's just dad, that's what it is. And I thought about it, I was like, actually, yeah, it makes me a little disoriented and I start hiccuping a lot sometimes. And then this one guy who hasn't he's been there for two weeks, but he's like training, right? So he could hear us, but he's watching like those like if a if a shooter comes into work, this is where you go. Like he's watching those videos and shit. And like, and then he he looks at us and he goes, I took a nicotine pouch once. I was like, literally, it felt like that across the room. He said that shit, and we're like, Yeah, and he goes, Yeah, I put two nicotine pouches in my upper gums, both six six milligram, and vaped, and then I passed out. My friends had to spread my legs out next to the railroad tracks. And my head, I'm like, Who the fuck we hire?
SPEAKER_01One of those people that they're doing the video about, bro.
SPEAKER_02God damn, what the fuck? Like, damn, and I've never said that's the only thing we've ever talked about. Don't know anything else about them.
SPEAKER_01Hell no. Mysterious. Honestly, right now, bro. I love them.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I just can't, I just can't do them anymore because like, you know, I'm trying to be. I know I'm sitting, I know I'm telling you I'm sitting here drinking tequila, but I'm trying to be a lot healthier. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02You're running a fucking what, 5k, 10k?
SPEAKER_01I want to do 10k. You're crazy, bro. The goal is to eventually get to a point where like I am up there with the fastest of them. Just because like I'm I'm at an age where I don't have anything like that. You know what I mean? So it's like girls go through this. I I remember uh you see that movie with uh that are you calling me a girl right now? You know what I have noticed? You know what I have noticed? You like low-rank Rotten Tomatoes movies, bro. No, it feels like an indie movie.
SPEAKER_02Fuck Rotten Tomatoes. Who is that? Who's sitting behind there doing that? I don't care about Rotten Tomatoes. That's crazy. I like what I like. You watch that movie, you're gonna like it. Okay. You think you think I've never once in my life looked at a Ryan Tomato score before I watched a movie? Never. I've never done that. You know what's crazy? I have my own fucking opinion. I love gaslighting people. Who are these people? Who are these people? Who's Ryan Tomato? I don't know. Who's Mr. Tomato? Who is that person? Okay, I know Boondock Saints, they they they had to, that's my favorite movie. They probably gave that shit nothing, huh? I don't know. See, they gave Boondock Saints such a low rating. That's I have it tattooed on my own hand. So Boondock Saints, a movie that I love that got tattooed on my hand, has 26%. I'm not listening to that. Which is a goaded fucking movie. I love that, but Willem Defoe's gay. Are you kidding me? Like, come on, and he plays a great gay detective. Bro, are you kidding me? What a role. Now, when people don't like Kendrick, they just don't like Kendrick. Like, I don't I feel like they just don't like him. With Drake, I feel like it's motherfuckers with no personality sometimes. That just like, oh, everybody likes him, I should like him too. And that's gotta be what Ryan Tomatoes is. You know? I feel you there kind of.
SPEAKER_01It's just like there is okay. So this is like one of those things that like I get the whole sheet mentality because I'll tell you right now, bro. I'm as much as I'm like a I love West Coast music, right? And I remember I remember when this whole beef started, right? You said you're bringing it back now. Okay, I was like, I was like, no, dude, fuck that. I would because you you I think you'd said like euphoria was hard or some shit like that, and I was like, no, I want Kendrick to rap on or to rap on some West Coast shit. And you were like, nah, fat sac's just like blah blah blah, right? Yeah, because you West Coast everything, and then he drops not like us. And I was like, Yes, that's what I want to hear, right? But at the end of the day, I do want to hear, I do want to see Drake rap, not but not like battle rap. Okay, you know what I mean? Like I that like that what is it too hard for radio or whatever that that he just dropped on whatever it's called that was a West Coast beat. I don't want to hear you rap on that shit, bro. Like you just turned West Coast motherfuckers against West Coast motherfuckers. Congratulations. Like you just started a whole war. Because he a person that just does things, bro.
SPEAKER_02Drake's a guy that just does things.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And I'm not gonna hate on that. You know, there's a lot of people that do things that oh yeah, that's cool. But he he just does things though. Like, you get what I'm saying? Does that make sense?
SPEAKER_01He just does things.
SPEAKER_02But it's true, he just does things. Like, oh, they didn't all do it. You know what I mean? He has no lineage to it, he has no culture to it, he just does things. Nothing wrong with that. You can make a you can make a great song, but he just do things. I could do a lot of things. Fucking I'll rap on it. Like you get what I'm saying? But they know they know that has nothing to do with me. Like, I don't know.
SPEAKER_01Dude, me and Mrs. Sachs been together for 11 years, bro. Today.
SPEAKER_0211 years? Oh, today?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Today? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Like the 25th.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Bro, she gotta hate me. I I always I always advertise, like, do shit at the wrong day. Like, I said the 2050 wanna record, didn't know it was 11 years today. You should be chilling with her.
SPEAKER_00And like I she's probably like We already we already did our shit. Oh we did our shit basically Friday.
SPEAKER_02I can just hear in other rooms and be like, that piece of shit no fair. He picked today and he did it on purpose. Like she had an anime monologue, and she's gonna kill me one day, like you know?
SPEAKER_01Like I'm written in her death note, you know.
SPEAKER_02Do you guys do like the you know how like I maybe this is not like a thing that everyone does, but it's like every year there's like a thing of like, oh, this is the this anniversary, or this is the this anniversary. I think I was watching New Girl, and then it was two friends and they've been roommates for like 10 years, and they were like, it's the 10th anniversary.
SPEAKER_01Nah.
SPEAKER_02Didn't know people did that, yeah.
SPEAKER_01I know like we cherish our moments and stuff like that, but it's not one of those things where it's like I'll I think my thing is once I get to 20, which I know is like 100% gonna happen, I think those are the markers. Cause like it's it's so easy for us, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_0010 and 11 is so easy, but it's not it's so easy for us.
SPEAKER_02Man, motherfuckers get like divorced in two years. That's a big deal. 10 and 11 is crazy. I mean, who who would it who would think that? This is your relationship, so you're not comparing it to nobody else's, but like there's somebody that isn't in one, like, you know, it's like uh two years motherfuckers get divorced, or they can do this and they do that after they get married, you know? So like ten years, eleven years is like insane. That's awesome.
SPEAKER_01Motherfuckers, I'll tell you right now, bro, motherfuckers these days get so caught up in gender roles and this and that and blah blah blah, and oh, he needs to treat you like and she needs to do this and da da da da bro. Shut the fuck up. That's gonna be the internet way too hard.
SPEAKER_02That's gotta be the internet. I feel like and I guess you could see me as a person that's a lot on the internet, but like I feel like I don't think like that. Like a lot of people are just like focused on the internet, that's what that's what it is. You know what I mean? Yeah, nobody shit blah blah disblaw, you know. And there is somebody in like one of the last streams I had, you're like, Men and shit, blah blah blah, which is completely bogus because like all they do is like, you know, they're talking to somebody, they're doing this. Why the fuck are you talking to? We were going through shit and I was going through another streamer's uh thing, and it was like him and his girl, and they're young, you know? And I was like, oh shit, that's cute, that's cute. Like you guys are you know doing your thing. And I was like, that seems real, you know what I mean? Like, imagine me just talking shit on it. Like I wasn't talking shit on it, and they were like, no, fuck that. All these people suck. And even the guys too. It wasn't just girls, it was guys too. I'm like, like, what do you put on a front for? Like, you get what I'm saying? What do you put on a front for what what are you doing? What are you doing? Like, I'm sure a lot of people aren't great, but like that shouldn't be easy. You shouldn't be like, I want that one. Like, what are you a fucking emperor? Like, and it's supposed to be perfect. Like, no, find your person. Like, damn. Like, I don't understand what you expect sometimes. I don't know.
SPEAKER_01I want that one, but have like the worst fucking habits, bro. Like, they just like they come with no flaws whatsoever. Exactly. What the fuck? And you know what, bro? That'll be after this year, get this whole year. Like, when once you get all your shit paid off and you're financially done and you get to travel and shit like that, that'll be our next thing. Is we're gonna put you up for sale, we're gonna find you a baddie, we're gonna get you the Put me up for the sale.
SPEAKER_02Am I a slave, bro? Yeah. You can put me on a lot. I want that one. He looked like he could work good. Like, what the fuck are you putting me up for?
SPEAKER_01No, bro. I mean, isn't isn't arranged marriages like part of your culture?
SPEAKER_02I don't do that. I don't do the arranged marriage thing. Dude, my mom every day still has to be.
SPEAKER_01As long as you don't get refunded in less than 24 hours. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that happens to some people.
unknownBro.
SPEAKER_01What is your experience like being 35 so far?
SPEAKER_02No, nothing's changed. Nothing's changed at all other than I don't think so. Other than I might run for president. But like, nothing's changed other than me being 35. And I feel like the biggest thing that changed is like obviously not doing Twitch. Which I said I was gonna stop doing when I was 35. You know?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And you know what's crazy? I before I give myself like an age amount. Oh 35 of myself, I didn't know how I was gonna feel at 35. You know? But like mid 34, going into 30, like, you know, it must be 35 or whatever. I was just not having fun. Like, I was just like, like, I love Twitch. I was just like, oh my god, Groundhog's Day is another same day, another same day, another same day, another fucking same day. You know, and it didn't feel like I was wasting my life and nothing, nothing like that, you know. I was just so bored, bro. Twitch is boring, y'all are boring. Like, it's and then like I I was there for when like I'm still active and being friends with the other the new motherfuckers that are coming up, you know? Like, and they're all doing the same shit that was happening five years ago. And I'm like, no, this is literally a fucking loop. Like, like Twitch is literally if you're a Twitch viewer, and I feel like a lot of people could agree with this, at least the older Twitch viewers, it's it's just the it's just brain rot. It is brain rot, you know what I mean? For if you're watching, like they all do the same thing. If one person doing a bean boozle, they're all doing a bean boozle, bro. And I know you did a bean boozle too, bro. Fuck you. Yeah like I I I hate, like, oh, let me see how this tastes. Ew, vomit. As a 35 year old, I cannot watch that. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01But you're also not there to watch somebody like do stock stock like tutorials either. You know, like you Where's Kai sin at?
SPEAKER_02Bring him back. Like, what the hell?
SPEAKER_01Hell no. I you said that once before, and I can't like don't get me wrong. Shout out to him for like making Twitch what it is today, all that shit. But we have so many copy and paste kais, like I just cannot fucking stand.
SPEAKER_02But see, that's how it happens. That's how it happens.
SPEAKER_01Like, a lot of the people that we collabed with were all copy and paste kai. They were all copy, like, and that was just one of those things, like getting into it, dude. I just could not fucking stand that shit. And I'm so glad he's like taking a step away because even though Twitch has died down a lot and like nobody's really doing it to the extent that they were doing it before, bro. Let that shit die. Fucking bring back Mixer. I don't give to shit. Like, no, I do see I'm so glad it is.
SPEAKER_02It's a thing where like Miskiff's a piece of shit, like that dude's cancelled and shit. But everything he did before, people are just doing now in different fonts. Like, they're doing the same thing that he did. Same thing. At one point, I'm obviously he's botting, everybody's botting, but like they're doing all the same shit that he did, and then every and then they follow that path. All of them do, all of them do. Then you're gonna do the same thing with Kai. The people that are doing something that's like at least somewhat original or something, they're gonna follow that, and it's gonna be a bunch of people just doing that shit because it's just brain rot. You're just watching brain rot. I'm like, oh like it makes me so mad, and I was one of them, you know? Like I was one of them, and I look back like man, I was that person, like shit, bro. What the fuck?
SPEAKER_01It's funny to see like your following to go from what it was to what it is now.
SPEAKER_02What do you mean?
SPEAKER_01It's that's like my favorite thing to like.
SPEAKER_02What do you mean?
SPEAKER_01If if if you wouldn't have deleted all your old shit, oh yeah, and like you would have kept all that shit with all your new shit, the like the old shit was good.
SPEAKER_02The old shit I loved.
SPEAKER_01Like from from like when I started following you before that to like now, people were like, Oh, you're you know, are is he in his villain arc? Is he in his villain arc? Motherfuckers, y'all didn't see villain arc, bro. There was like this motherfucker's like, ah, well, fucking, you know, guns are being pulled out, he was being spit on. Like, there was crazy shit fucking happening on the stuff.
SPEAKER_02Okay, I was being spit on, but not like consensually, like it was against my will. Okay, that makes it sound even worse. You know what I mean? Like, but yeah, those were the times, those were like the fun times, and then I feel like I agree with you, and like even deleting like all those clips, like that was the Twitch I liked because nobody was doing that shit, like people were doing different things, nobody was doing the shit that I was doing over that, and then after a little bit, they started conforming and like started like doing more things that everybody else was doing, and it and I gained viewers from it, but I was like, what the fuck is this? Like, where the guns at? Yeah, like you know what I mean? Like, where's the fun shit? Like, where's when somebody's almost about to die? Or like, you know, not that they should, but I'm just saying, like, there's a fight happening, there's something happening, and it's just like fun. It's it's like where you don't know where anything can happen, anything can happen, and that's the point of live streaming. Anything can happen. Now I know what's gonna happen. Bean boozled, fake relationship, breakup, repeat. Like, it's all the same thing for Twitch, and it's just boring, man. It's boring. And it's like Twitch is only gonna die because of the people that are on it. It becomes commercialized, they're gonna do the same loop and it's gonna die, you know? A week ago I had this swarm of platter and I wrote extra, extra spicy on like the description on DoorDash. Yo, they brought me my shit and I ate it, and it was hurting me. It was hurting me just as much as like blazing wings would hurt me from B dubs, right? So it was hurting me, and I was like, fuck that. You know, I'm gonna win because I love fighting my food. And I ate it off, and when it came time to go to sleep, I was not able to lay on my left side. Like it got to the point where I I figured out why it's happening. Like I would lay at my left side, and something would happen to me where I would almost pass out, and I think about to die. Like, I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding. Like, I like legit started like being like, Allah, I believe in you. I swear, I swear. Like, you know, I I I started like you know, looking to God, and like I was like on my left side and it would get bad, and it would still be bad. I'd get up and what's going on. I was like, maybe I need to take a shit or something, and I'd go to the bathroom, I sit, I sit on the toilet, and I'm like literally fading away. Like literally my eye, my vision is literally fading away.
SPEAKER_00What the fuck, dude?
SPEAKER_02And it happened for two days. Like the third day, you know how crazy it was from when I was about to go to sleep to like try to lay on my left side? Oh my god. Like that only happened two times because I the whole time I was like, okay, I'm gonna lay on my right side. The second time it happened, I woke up and I forgot about it and laid it on my left side, and I was about to die again. Like, I'm not even kidding. When I talk about death, literally, like, I felt like I was about to die. Damn. It was crazy, man.
SPEAKER_01What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
SPEAKER_02I don't know, man. I had to go. You need to go to the doctor? Nah, nah, it doesn't do it anymore. You know, you just gotta let shit pass. What if they go if the doctor gives you a suppository? No, I'm not putting nothing on my ass. Hell no, bro. Let me die not gay. Bro, I'm not putting nothing on my ass, man. There's nothing wrong with gay people. I just don't want to put anything on my ass, okay? Colonoscopy? No, I don't want it. I don't want none of that. And it's almost time for colonoscopy. Prostate exam? Well, that that that's like I've had to So you'll let somebody finger your ass? I thought that was the ball thing. I was like, that happened when I was like uh gonna attempt to get in sports when I was a kid.
SPEAKER_01They go in through your ass and they're like prostate's butthole thing.
SPEAKER_02I thought it was like holding the balls and saying cough on each side. No, no, but that it like that's no, that hasn't happened.
SPEAKER_01I I I haven't that's in that area, they just fill the wall behind it. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02Nah. If somebody's putting their finger up their ass, it's gonna be me. I'm not I'm not I'm not letting nobody play with my butt. Kanye tweet. I'm letting nobody play with my butt.
SPEAKER_01I'm just saying, I mean, I've had a colonoscopy before. They give you, I'll tell you this right now, bro. I'll tell you this right now. I look at you differently, man. I've never, I've never in my life taken what a doctor said seriously until this one time, and I'm so glad I took her word for it, bro.
SPEAKER_02Until they put something up your ass.
SPEAKER_01No, they hadn't even done it yet. They hadn't even done it yet. This lady, she gives me the she gives me the the the prescription, and she's like, I just want to let you know after you take the first sip, do not even trust a fart because it's like you'll regret it. So they give you this, they give you this fucking gallon of this like any freeze solution. Right, and you're supposed to drink that whole gallon before that, before your visit. Bro, I took I took one sip, all right, cool, took another sip, all right, cool, took another sip, all right, cool, took another sip, and I started feeling. I was like, man, maybe I'm a little gassy, right? And I was like, nah, hold up. Shorty said, don't trust it. So I was like, all right, you know what? I went to go sit on the toilet, bro. Nothing but fucking just I thought I was gonna fart, and it was just nothing but shit came out, bro. I was like, holy crap.
SPEAKER_02Damn, that's wild. Good thing I know that, in case I ever do, but yeah, that's gonna be us when we're older.
SPEAKER_01I mean, I've already done it.
SPEAKER_02I mean, I'm just a wall without the animal.
SPEAKER_01Like, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Oh, seal. Hawaiian monk seal. Am I supposed to know what the fuck that means? Yeah, bro, there's this guy, and he threw a fucking rock at this Hawaiian monk seal in Hawaii and almost hit its head. And my fuck was like, why are you doing that? Why are you doing that to that Hawaiian monk seal? It's endangered. And he's like, because I'm rich and I can do whatever I want. That motherfucker got jumped. He got he got rocked. He go, boom, dude. All I see is fights on Twitter. I started going back on Twitter recently. Bro, he was getting rocked left and right on the face, bro. He was getting rocked left and right, and you know what happened? You know what happened? This is crazy. He got his ass whooped. Some dude from Seattle. He got his ass whooped in Hawaii, bro. They fucked him up. And then the guy who beat his ass, they gave him a plaque. They gave him an award, bro. Imagine getting your ass beat so hard that the whole state was like, no, here you go. Like, Nobel Prize. What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_03Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_02Bro, he got he got his ass pieced up, bro. And then above that, you know how the internet is. They find out who he is and the company owns, and him talking him talking about I'm rich, I can do what I want. His shit is tanking now. He got he got your ass beaten. Now you're losing all your money because you threw a rock bias seal. Yo, that is so my friends don't even got my back like that. They got this random seals ass ass back, whatever, ass back. They got the random seals back like that.
SPEAKER_01Bro, that's crazy. Bro, they're out here acting acting like Captain Planet and the Planeteers, bro. You remember that shit?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, the fucking Aqua dude. Yo, I love that guy.
SPEAKER_01Recycle everybody. God damn. No, they picked him up.
SPEAKER_02They pieced him up. They pieced him up.
SPEAKER_01I had I had seen the video. I just assumed like he was gonna get charged with some shit. That was the like that was the last thing that I saw. He got arrested when he came back to Seattle.
SPEAKER_02He didn't get arrested in Hawaii. He went back to Seattle, got arrested after getting his ass whooped, and after the dude that won a fucking award for whipping this guy's ass. And then he went to back to Seattle and then he got arrested. It's like, yo, what a bad weekend.
SPEAKER_03What the fuck, bro?
SPEAKER_02What the it's so funny though. I mean, I'm not on that guy's side. You know, I'm happy he got his ass whooped. But like, it's so funny. It's so funny. It's okay.
SPEAKER_01Okay, hold on, wait, wait, wait. So break this down real quick. Because uh the alcohol might be kicking in. He didn't even hit the seal. He throws a rock at the seal.
SPEAKER_02It didn't even hit the seal. It was next to the seal and like scared of the seal.
SPEAKER_01Okay. But he was trying, he was trying to hit it. He was trying to hit it. Yeah, so he had bad intentions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then he gets beat up by some randoms.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, one random.
SPEAKER_01He just pieced them up.
SPEAKER_02I mean, it was while his stay there, yeah. Like that, like they found out who he was, tracked him down, and just beat his ass. And then he flies all the way home. Yeah. And while he's flying home, this guy gets an award from the whole state. Gets an award and everything for beating his ass. And when he gets home, he gets arrested for in charge. Because you try to hit an endangered species.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god, bro. What a fucking dumbass. That's like the worst week ever. Why would you be such a dumbass to do some shit like that? Especially being there, right? Because that's we're talking about Hawaii.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01They're so like Filipinos. Like proud of their area. Yeah. You can go over there and try to like fuck their shit up, bro. Especially because you know they you know they actually care about their wildlife there. They're not like and their meth. And they're meth.
unknownAnd they're meth.
SPEAKER_02I almost moved to Hawaii. I almost moved to Honolulu back back in the days. Deadass. Deadass, yeah. Oh, I told you about this.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And then the place I was gonna get almost every place that was affordable. Or I even try to hike up the price. It's meth land. There's a lot of meth. A lot of meth there.
SPEAKER_01Fuck, bro. Hey, bro. I mean, to be fair too, though, like you you have the the complexion to like actually go and fitting. You know what I mean? You would just need a code, you just need to do like the the the ink that would match, and you would just be able to walk in and then I think no problem.
SPEAKER_02People in Hawaii say yeah at the end of all their sentences.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay. That makes sense.
SPEAKER_02That's what the person said that I was talking to. I was I was gonna move in with her at one point, and then uh, and then I was like, nah, the house is too crowded, right? Because she lived with her sisters and stuff. So I was like, let me find somewhere else. And every fucking place, even that like somewhat expensive ones, I was like, I don't know if I can afford this, you know? Every single place that I said is like, no, there's a lot of meth in that area. I'm like, where is there not meth? Like, where where is there not a fucking like meth empire, bro? What is this? Snowfall on every block? Like, I don't understand what the hell's happening. Like, what's Hawaii up to, bro? Like, I understand. I understand why there's a meth problem. Why wouldn't there be?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I think that I think meth is a problem everywhere, though, now. You know what I mean? Because I'll tell you right now, bro, in in in West Texas, where my family's from, there's it's nothing but meth heads. Really? I'm sure I have family who is meth heads, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_02Like, you know, and I always thought I always attached meth as a white person drug. You know? So if there's like more white people there, I'd be like, oh, okay, it's obvious that's a meth problem. Like, you know what I mean? Just me being racist, you know? But like I always attach those two together. It's very rare I see somebody, and I've I know a lot of meth heads. A lot. Love them, they're very nice people. But they're all they are they are all white. They're all white.
SPEAKER_01Like they're a demographic, like they're fucking a race of people.
SPEAKER_02And I'm here for you when you get to this together. Vote for Novair 2027. Whatever year you're supposed to vote.
SPEAKER_01I love fat saxes people. I love the Mexicans. They're all meth heads. Like, what the fuck? No, I said white people, white people, white people, white people.
SPEAKER_02White people are met heads. Uh, for this is what I I see, you know. Cocaine, surprisingly, could be anybody. Wild card.
SPEAKER_01No, that's a fair, that's a fair assumption, though. Because that I've seen I I mean to be fair, I've seen all races.
SPEAKER_02Crack can also be anybody. Crack and cocaine could be, from my experience, literally anybody. Literally anybody.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02As of 2026, like right here, anybody.
SPEAKER_01Potheads, alcoholics, all the same thing. Yeah. Um I don't I think really meth is really like the only one thing that's probably associated with like one predominant race.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, for real. That's so wild to think of. Because even heroin, it could really be anybody. I do see more white people, but I do see other people on heroin. You know what I mean? And I'm just talking about my eyes.
SPEAKER_01I was gonna say, Yeah, I I was gonna say the same thing, but I feel like if you take it on the other end of the spectrum and you went like mushrooms, I feel like yes, there are like black, brown people who do mushrooms, but when you think mushrooms, you always think white people like hippies are always doing it.
SPEAKER_02No one's doing mushrooms like they're doing meth or cocaine. Like, I don't think mushrooms are as harmful. Like, you know, I don't I don't put them on that even though it's crazy. If you get caught with mushrooms, it's called it's manslaughter, at least in Illinois. Like you get you get what? Yeah, you get charged with manslaughter. It's insane. It's a big deal here. What's insane because you could buy so many things here, but like if you get caught with mushrooms, it's manslaughter. Last time I checked, yeah.
SPEAKER_01That's wild.
SPEAKER_02Insane. And it's like mushrooms doesn't feel like you know, I know some people microdose, but I feel like it's more micro-dosing acid. But like when you do mushrooms, I don't see like an everyday user of mushrooms. I've never met one that's an everyday user of mushrooms, you know.
SPEAKER_01I would love to microdose. I mean, microdose.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, see, I don't I know some of the micro doses like acid and shit. But uh I That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. But see, I don't know a lot of people that micro dose. I think I only know one person and they microdose acid. Yeah, mushrooms.
SPEAKER_00That's insane.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, mushrooms, I don't think it's that uh a big deal. I've only taken mushrooms once, to be honest. So, but at the same time, it's food. There's nothing extra to it. You know what I mean? It's fine.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's fine. You should boof, you should boof acid.
SPEAKER_02I've never done acid, I don't want to. Just boof it. When I think of acid, I think of people in a lab making it. And I don't trust people in like white coats, doctors, scientists, nothing. I don't trust nobody in a white coat. I really don't. There's something about it that I think twice. Like maybe it's because of stranger things, or maybe it's because of like movies that are always not the good person, or they're always being manipulated by a powerful person to be something else, you know?
SPEAKER_01Like, I mean Pineapple Express was like a whole like lab experiment strain either. Yeah, that was such a that was such a crazy ass fucking in the movie.
SPEAKER_03I need to rewatch that movie, yeah.
SPEAKER_01If it came down to it, right? I still don't I don't even know why I even thought about this. I still don't understand why cocaine never came in strains.
SPEAKER_02You did mention that the other day, and honestly, we might have a business opportunity right now. Because like, okay, we're not obviously not gonna do it that's why we're talking so openly about it. You know? Uh but like you're right. Because the only thing when they talk about, and me being an ex-avid user of that drug, it's only the only thing you wouldn't say anything like, oh, is it good or is it not? It's the only really thing that you that oh it's ass. Is it good? Is it ass? That's about it, you know? Um and then every single you know dealer would say it's fist scale, it's never fist scale, but like they'll always say that, and but that's it. It's not like hey, put this purple dick up your nose, or like, hey, put put put this uh put this uh unicorn. Why purple dick? Why purple dick the first thing we didn't do? Unicorn wing, put put unicorn wing in your nose, like you know, that'd be wild, you know, and it'd be like a strain of that. That'd be crazy. Yeah, that'd be very fucking cool. And they had pink cocaine, but pink cocaine wasn't pink cocaine, it was just sassafrats, right? It was like Molly. That and they called that pink cocaine. That's not cocaine, that's Molly. Like, I'm getting mad now, I'm getting angry now. Like, yo, like, don't call something cocaine if it's not cocaine. Now, cocaine should have different strands, and you know, I think they should to make it a little fun. If you think about it right, make it a little fun.
SPEAKER_01You you go to the pharmacist, they had you Percocet, Oxycotton, Loretab, Sericoil, Vicid.
SPEAKER_02I think we all know now which drug of choice both of us do.
SPEAKER_01I think it's like without saying that, I didn't even realize that. That was crazy, bro. By the way, we're older now, we're clean, we have wisdom.
SPEAKER_02But I'm just saying, like, as of what we both really got into right there. That's so funny.
SPEAKER_01That's so funny. But you know what I mean? And then, like, you said around especially like when you talk about weed, right? Or even if you go to the liquor store, there's like 20 different tequilas. There's like 20, I mean, obviously, there's like More. There's 20 different fucking gins, and there's 20 different bourbons, and there's you you go to the beer, and there's like 50,000 different beers, and you go you go get some weed, and what oh, I got these northern lights, I got these fucking sour diesel, I got purple cushions, I got purple haze, I got whatever, whatever. Nobody ever said whenever you were doing cocaine, nobody said, Hey bro, let me let me hook you up with this you this this eucalyptus spearmid snow white. You know what I mean? Yo, put this eucalyptus koala dick in your nose, bro.
SPEAKER_02Like this shit go crazy, bro. Like, you know, I'm like, all right, you know, like you sold me. Like, that's good. They should have that. Why? I don't understand why. Wait, that's a very fucking good point. Hey, bro. I just these are the things that I lose sleep on. You know, come on, if people need to start branding this, you're like the guy who bought McDonald's. Remember the guy who started buying Is that it? Yeah, I mean he became a bajillionaire. The McDonald's already existed. Have you seen the McDonald's movie?
SPEAKER_01No, I have not.
SPEAKER_02Actually, a good movie. I mean, I don't I think I don't think the guy's that a good of a person, but like he goes to like a Sonic or something, or he goes to some other restaurant, and like it just took forever for him to get his food, and like they bring plates and all this stuff, and then he goes to McDonald's, which is already existing, but there's this one spot and they just gave him like a burger and a wrap, and that was the first time they've seen anything in a wrap. Like McDonald's was the first motherfuckers to do it. And then he's like, What am I supposed to do? Oh, wherever. He's like, What am I supposed to eat it on? He's like in the wrapper, like in the thing. And they got to him in literally one second. And he was like, you know, and then he franchised the hoe and like did all this shit. But you are that guy put different raps on different cocaines, and you got it, bro. Like, are you kidding me?
SPEAKER_01Bro, okay, actually fire. I I remember I remember being of age in in a legal state when they used to give you your gram of weed, and it'd be like in a little Batman bag, or a little Superman bag, or a little, you know, those are the dealers that cared. Right. You know, like that was nice. These are the dealers that they would always that that that they would always be like, oh, you know, somebody's gonna offer you drugs one day, and then you just have to be grown enough to not say that.
SPEAKER_02But they put in a little Hello Kitty bag, bro. I'm there. Like, what are you talking about? Right. You know, they never said that in their classes, like they're gonna offer you drugs, like, hey, here, here's some drugs. But they're gonna tell me about Batman printed baggy. I love Batman.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Wait, go, wait, go. I won't just say, I'm so sorry.
SPEAKER_01I can't even remember what I was saying.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I fucked up. I knew it. I was like, man, it's stopped talking. I thought that to myself.
SPEAKER_01Bro, I'll tell you right now, right. I'll tell you, I'll I'll tell you right now. You've been drinking the microphone. If my dealer, if my dealer came up to me one day and he was like, I'll give you a hundred Xanax in this Batman baggie for a hundred dollars, yeah. I'm taking that hundred dollar Batman Xanax baggie in a RB, bro. Oh you know, like, but that it I'll tell you right now, dealers back in the day were honest people, honest and they cared. Now you have to worry about them fucking cutting it up with fucking all bro, everything a fentanyl.
SPEAKER_02Fent all.
SPEAKER_01Like, you know, RP Mac, one of the goats, like here we are, bro, in the fucking day and age where you can't even trust your drug dealer anymore.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and uh, and like you know. Have you have you been to a dispensary before? I'm sure you have.
SPEAKER_01I have, yeah.
SPEAKER_02What type of sh Elon Musk shit is this? Bro, like, why why do I go to a dispensary and then I'm waiting in a line, like, hey, how are ya? Wanna do this survey? Shut the fuck up and give me my weed.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Actually, you're not going.
SPEAKER_02What do you feel like today? So the cashier knows. Shut the fuck up. Can it just be like a raw shop? Can we like where I can just go and like, you know, like you get what I'm saying? That's fine. But like these other, I guess mainly I'm talking about the ones in the city. I guess maybe I have maybe it's a little targeted right now. But like the ones in the city, like in the city city, like downtown where all the fan people hang out. I don't need no five-star dispensary, bro. Just give me my weed. Like, what is all these damn questions, bro?
SPEAKER_01I'll I'll tell you right now, the like the day and age that we're in blows my mind because the last job that I was at, I went to a state where it was legal, yeah, and I had an interview for that location because they were like short staffed or whatever. I had an interview, he came in, did his old interview, whatever, whatever. All right, cool, have a nice day. It was so weird to me that when I went to the dispensary, yeah, that motherfucker was behind the counter, and I was like, how do what am I supposed to do here? Am I supposed to like automatically give this dude a job because he saw me? But no, that's that's normal then. You know what I mean? Like, you can't there's in Texas, you can't do that. Like, obviously, you could because it's there's certain strains that are legal, but how am I gonna look walking into a place and like this isn't legal? You're not supposed to be doing that. How am I supposed to give you this job here, bro? That's such a weird fucking and it varies, it varies by state to state. Like, what the fuck kind of weird ass shit is that, bro?
SPEAKER_02Every job you try to get here, they always try to like tell you, hey, we don't like when you have to do a drug test, like, hey, we don't test for weed, we don't test for weed. I don't know why they think everybody's doing like everybody, everybody in the whole world is smoking weed, but like everywhere, like they remind you like 18 times. No, we don't test for weed. We don't test for weed. It's like, yeah, we're in Illinois. They don't test we get it, we get it. But I guess there might be like some places that still do, even if it's legal.
SPEAKER_01Dude, I'll never forget when I was there and super gave me the edibles. I was for right.
SPEAKER_00And you could and you couldn't take them on the plane either, so you had to fucking Yes.
SPEAKER_01I was like, there's no way I'm gonna be able to get all these in like the three days that I'm here, dude. This is not gonna fucking happen, bro. So I'm like, I felt so bad because like I know it's not expensive, expensive there, you know what I mean? Because y'all like y'all can just go there and get it like it's a piece of candy, yeah. And that's what exactly what he did. But like, bro, how am I supposed to eat all of these in this and be functional to be able to record the whole time that we're here, you know? He might have overestimated uh you know how much you do.
SPEAKER_02Here's all of this, bro. Just waiting for you to take it.
SPEAKER_01Like bro, give me a 30-pack of gummies of like like almost fucking medicinal stream gummies. He might have forgotten me.
SPEAKER_02He might have forgot that you couldn't take it back.
SPEAKER_01You think I was gonna fucking boof him to get him on the plane, bro?
SPEAKER_02Can you not bring like weed to another place that is also legal? I know in Texas isn't, but like can't be. I don't think so. You can't do that. But you could bring a gun wherever the fuck that's that is a little crazy, you know? You should be able to at least Why not, bro? No, no, no, not the gun. I'm saying you should be able to bring weed to another place that's also legal. Like, you know what I mean? If both places are legal, I don't know if you could do that or not, but I probably yeah, oh, you know what it is?
SPEAKER_01You know what it is? Because weed is like, what is it state legal, it's not federal legal.
SPEAKER_02Okay, okay, but okay.
SPEAKER_01And being in being in an airport is federal area. If I'm not mistaken, obviously, I'm not a fucking lawyer, I don't know law and all that other bullshit.
SPEAKER_02So well, for anybody that wants to vote for me as president, I'll make sure you can bring weed wherever you want, wherever you want, as long as you reside from a place where it's legal. They'll vote for me.
SPEAKER_01This man tried to get votes on the first episode back, bro.
SPEAKER_02That's okay. I'm four days into being 35, bro. We have to start now. We have to start campaigning now. How am I supposed to be how am I supposed to be president by 41 and be the youngest president if I don't start now? You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01Bro, I don't think that's something that you want too, though.
SPEAKER_02What do you mean?
SPEAKER_01Have you seen like what people look like when they first become president to what they look like after they look at this? Okay, bro, but look, Obama looked like he was 22 whenever he was president, whenever he first got elected. Whenever he left office, he looked like he was 85, bro.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but I'm not gonna do shit. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01This motherfucker just spent this whole time campaigning to like these are the changes I'm gonna make. And it's like I'm not finna do shit.
SPEAKER_02I'm only gonna do the good shit. I'm not gonna do the stressful shit. I'm just gonna make I'm gonna make life more fun. That's it. The stressful shit? No, just do whatever the fuck you do.
SPEAKER_01What are what are some changes you're gonna make, bro? Give give give him give him your top three changes.
SPEAKER_02The weed thing, um, okay, the the changes I would want to make not gonna happen. Bro, what the fuck is property tax? Take that shit away.
SPEAKER_01The shit that Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02What is it? We're doing too much now. We're doing you're gonna tax everything. Bro, you own the crib? You own it? You spent 30 plus years buying the crib? No more. It's yours. The land is yours.
SPEAKER_01That's wild.
SPEAKER_02That's a huge thing, but I doubt that. I'm sure there'll be the sort of Illuminati that's gonna slip my throat if I ever try to get that going. So um, you know, but that is the most bogus shit ever. It does not make any sense.
SPEAKER_01Weed property taxes, and then number three. You it's gotta be it's gotta be your closer right here, bro. So it's gonna be something good.
SPEAKER_02That was a hitter, huh? They're gonna like that. Oh my god. Come on now. Honestly, I think those are very good points. I think those are good points for I think everybody in some way. You know what I mean? Yeah. We're 35, okay? Let us let us both be your president. Let us both be your president.
SPEAKER_01Fuck no, bro. I don't want to do that shit. We do great. I don't want to be by that time we'll have Trump's ballroom and shit, bro.
SPEAKER_02We'll be in that hole, bro. I don't I don't want to. Do the stacky leg. Please just be in the ballroom.
SPEAKER_00Do the stacky leg.
SPEAKER_01What just tell him not to give it to us? I don't think that's something that we can deny. Nah. You know?
SPEAKER_02I think we can.
SPEAKER_01Because, like, you you you, if anybody knows, you know how quick I am to push a button. You know what I mean? Like, like, yeah, like he probably don't even got launch codes, bro.
SPEAKER_02Like, he probably don't even got that whole. Like, you know, he probably somebody replaced it with like fucking gift card. Yeah, he probably got random, random ass numbers. He probably has the authority to tell somebody to put the launch codes. He don't got that shit. All right, since I did the intro, you gotta hit that outro though.
SPEAKER_01Welcome back, first and foremost, right? Uh the rebrand of Novaire or from Sad Boy to Novaire, right? Not Novare's with the Z. Fuck that shit. That's lame shit. Yeah. Um, but we back, baby. Episode 45. We're on our presidential shit. Peace.