Back In My Day

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SPEAKER_01 0:00

Mmm, get off the wife.

SPEAKER_03 0:19

Wait, what were you gonna say something? Do it again. What? What? What are you gonna say something? No, do it again. Hello! Welcome back to episode 48 of Mom. Get off the Wi-Fi! What were you gonna say? What were you gonna say? And I interrupted you.

SPEAKER_02 0:40

I was gonna say some dumb shit. Like, I need a new boom arm, bro, but that's it. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 0:45

I was like, damn, I felt like a dick. I just started right away and he just like looked up. No, no, no. What's up, guys?

SPEAKER_02 0:51

Episode 48, baby. You know what I mean? 48. We're almost halfway to 100, bro.

SPEAKER_03 0:57

I know. I've been getting emails about like uh our podcast, but I think they're bots. They're like, Looks like he started a podcast. But they get the number right. They're like, you're on episode 47. And I'm like, what?

SPEAKER_02 1:10

Hell yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:11

So I'm like, what the fuck? I don't know. They're trying to sell us something. And I'm not buying it.

SPEAKER_02 1:15

Bro, when's a win, dude? If it's a bot, I mean it's better than nothing.

SPEAKER_03 1:20

Yeah, that means they looked at us and like, hey, this is a podcast. So we did it. Yeah, we we got there. Uh they uh acknowledge us.

SPEAKER_02 1:29

We're we're one step away from being Drake and just having nothing but bot views and bot listens. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 1:34

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:35

Nobody really listens to Drake's music, bro. Let's be honest.

SPEAKER_03 1:37

I was listening to 305 to my city today.

SPEAKER_02 1:40

Yeah, I'll tell you, I I nothing was the same like twice last week. Okay, see what the fuck? What the hell? We're talking all this shit. Those those that album came out when?

SPEAKER_03 1:51

2014.

SPEAKER_02 1:55

Nah.

SPEAKER_03 1:56

Nah, 2010. 13. 13. That was fucking close though. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:01

Hey, that was pretty good, bro. That was good. That's pretty good. Yeah. It's funny because I say that, but I'm not like I'm not surprised that you did that really well. You know, like I think out of anybody who can like pinpoint music and times and like little facts and details and shit like that, it's definitely you. And I'm not gonna lie, I love that shit because it's like when you'll we like you used to do it on your streams, you'd be like, fuck, I need help, and I'm trying to figure this shit out. And I'd be like, you know, I type it in and like, thank you.

SPEAKER_03 2:32

I knew that you know, that shit always pissed me off because like you know those songs that you listen to, and he's just like, Oh, I know it, but I don't know it, and it bothers you for days. That shit happens to me like almost every other day now.

SPEAKER_00 2:44

Like, oh, it happens a lot, it happens a lot, dude.

SPEAKER_03 2:47

Hankesh is like a kid, and he forgot that he played CS with me, and I was like, We played CS together, and he's like, No, we didn't, you old fuck. He just don't remember anything, and I was like, I swear we did, and he's like, Show me. I'm like, how am I supposed to show you that we played CS? And then like I was talking about like Inferno or something, and I was like, You literally told me what banana was. Like, he told me call-outs, like he was teaching me. He's like, Oh, oh yeah, dude, my bad. Like, bro, I swear, bro, that shit pisses me off. There's like, oh, you're old right away, you're old. Not that you're wrong, you could be wrong about something, you know.

SPEAKER_02 3:20

Y'all, y'all have that relationship, anyways. Hey, guys, stop abusing sad boy, bro. Or no.

SPEAKER_03 3:26

Yeah, yeah, stop that. Yeah, uh dude. So guess what?

SPEAKER_02 3:31

What's up?

SPEAKER_03 3:32

Spurs, they're playing right now, right? They're about to lose. They were up. They were up.

SPEAKER_02 3:37

Um they were up in the first quarter.

SPEAKER_03 3:39

If they lose this, they lose it all, right?

SPEAKER_02 3:41

Yeah, bro. They're up by they're up by nine points right now. Okay, but they blew like almost a 30-point lead last game.

SPEAKER_03 3:54

Yeah, I heard about that. They got about that.

SPEAKER_02 3:56

Rock, bro. Like I was just watching this, and it's like it's one of those things that I'm kind of grateful that our audience is small right now because I feel like if our audience was huge, they would have ripped you a new one with no just like and I don't care. I don't care.

SPEAKER_03 4:17

But see, the craziest thing is I don't have any clue what I'm talking about. I'm just really hoping somehow I'm right. You know, which means, but see, this is also like helping me learn basketball because this means if they win this, then they have to win two more to make it. And if the Knicks win this, that means they made it. If they win, the Spurs only have one win.

SPEAKER_02 4:35

If the Spurs win this, they have to win two more. Yeah, if the Knicks they basically can't lose at all, so they have to win the next three games.

SPEAKER_03 4:44

And then if the and if the Knicks win it, then they're good.

SPEAKER_02 4:47

That's it. They're the they're the champs.

unknown 4:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:49

Wait, this is the champ just for everything? This is for everything. Oh, I've said this before. I thought it was like a semifinal thing. I got the oh, they made it now, now they go against the big dogs. Oh, this is it?

SPEAKER_02 5:02

No, I told you it's the blue and orange team before that. Then it was this one, and this is it. That's the fine, like that's this, that's why they call this the finals. Like, whoever wins this is done. Like, this is the one.

SPEAKER_03 5:13

I was talking to somebody else, I was like, finals, like finals, finals, or it's like, oh, they're in another bracket of things. Like, that's what I thought. I didn't know this was fair.

SPEAKER_02 5:20

No, bro.

SPEAKER_03 5:21

I'm not as excited as I thought they would be. Like, I'd well, because the world cup, maybe probably. I've heard I've heard more people talk about the world cup than talk about this. You know, like though they're talking about this, but just as much as anybody really does, right?

SPEAKER_02 5:34

The the world cup is like the world, you know what I mean? Like, it's what it's like it's like your people versus my people. It's like yeah, Rehan's people versus my people. It's you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 5:47

It's true, but uh for some reason my head, I feel like no one ever really like talked about the World Cup, at least around me. And now everyone's like talking about it. I'm like, when the fuck did everyone start watching soccer?

SPEAKER_02 5:57

Nobody does. Oh, is this a bandwagon thing? You know what it is. It's like when the Olympics show up, because nobody really fucks with the winter Olympics, you know what I mean? But when the regular Olympics are happening, everybody's watching. You know what it so it just gets to that point where it's like, okay, cool. Yeah, let's get active, let's support our country, you know, and like if we don't support our country, what's the country that we're gonna support? All that bullshit. So it's just it's it's just another thing for people to be like, America, you know what I mean? Or like, you know, I see or you know, so it's just like I see it's just something for them to because like I feel like I don't know, maybe it's because I know more like other people, like non-US people, right?

SPEAKER_03 6:40

Yeah, and they're the ones that are talking about. Maybe that's like the difference. That's probably the difference.

SPEAKER_02 6:44

Yeah, yeah. Cause I'll tell you right now, bro, I like I can give two shits about the World Cup. It's cool that the Mexicans won, but like Yeah, you guys won! And and US won US won today. So like Oh really? Um they won like four to one, bro. And winning like that in the fucking World Cup is kind of crazy because Yeah. Soccer soccer is hard to get points anyway. You know what I mean? And so, like, you fuck around and you do some shit like that, like that's basically the 22 to zero ass whipping that anybody else would get.

SPEAKER_03 7:19

Yeah, I feel like I wouldn't be able to do that, like wait an hour for somebody to make a goal. Wait, do they do the thing though? If they do the thing, then I'll then I'll wait for it, you know? But I'm not sure if they do that anymore, or is that like racist now? Like, you know how you don't say uh sit down Indian style and you you like say sit down like crisscross applesauce. What like they don't say sit down like Indian style when I was a kid like sit everyone sit down Indian style.

SPEAKER_01 7:45

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 7:46

Oh I I guess I didn't say the first part. You know, like when someone says go like you know when they do that shit.

SPEAKER_02 7:53

I I love how that just cut out on my end.

SPEAKER_01 7:55

I love that you're putting that to it.

SPEAKER_03 8:00

Imagine if it cut out if it does just put in somebody that does that. If it did cut out, I don't think it did, I'll be fine. But uh yeah, you know, you know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do they still do that? Yeah, well, I mean it because I swear to God, if they're like, oh, look at that, there's another goal. If they say that instead of that other shit, then I'm gonna be mad.

SPEAKER_02 8:19

That's how Americans do it, but that like that's not how Mexicans do it. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 8:24

Yeah, I would then I would, yeah, I'm rooting for Mexico too, then because like what the fuck? Like, no, that's some bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 8:31

Because even when they play football in Mexico, they always emphasize like they say it in football too? Yeah, I've seen where Mexican, where Mexican hosts are like, touchdown, like they go crazy whenever they're calling out like cowboy games or whatever the case, you know what I mean? Yeah, so like they just emphasize it because of the love of the sport. They to like America is just like, oh, here we go, another touchdown. What is that?

SPEAKER_03 8:56

Like, don't you want to be there, American? Like, what are you doing? Like, like, where's the enthusiasm?

SPEAKER_02 9:03

You know, I don't know, bro. It's it's lost, it's lost within the it's it's our luxury, or it's our not luxury. What is it? It's our sport. Not I'm trying to figure out what the right word is for. Yeah, you know what I mean? So it's not like it's not exotic, so it doesn't make it one of those things where it's like it's a it's amazing, you know? It's not a fashion, yeah. But you just said when it comes to sports, football.

SPEAKER_03 9:26

You just said football, they're like touchdown, yeah, you know, and America, because it's a touchdown to them, yeah. But America, it like, but that's like American shit, American football. No, like football football.

SPEAKER_02 9:40

Oh, yeah. Like, you know, and to be fair, I I'll I also only know it as like the cowboys, and like Mexicans love the cowboys, bro. Like, like Mexico Mexicans, they love the cowboys. They're like normally, I feel like it's a divide between like the 49ers and the cowboys.

SPEAKER_03 9:59

And the cowboys are the blue ones, right? The blue stars, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:04

They cripping. Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:06

I used to always pick the cowboys or the broncos in NFL Blitz.

SPEAKER_02 10:11

Bro, one of our homies was playing. D did you ever play NBA Street? I didn't know what you're talking about, but yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_03 10:18

Yeah. Uh, there's that new game that's out. Bro, that's his ass, bro. I do I still I still want to play it.

SPEAKER_01 10:24

I still want to play it. But this game was like 30 bucks. I'm not paying you. 30 bucks for that? Exactly. Nah, I wanted to make that chip, bro. I was like 30. I saw the cover of that.

SPEAKER_03 10:36

I forgot what it's called. I forgot the game's called. It's like NBA Run. Yeah, like yeah. I thought, yeah, okay. It's like run it or something. It's like run something, right? Hold on. But they have what Steph Curry, uh, who else? Lonzo ball, who's on the cover? NBA The Run. Okay, the run. But yeah, I still want to get it, but yeah, if it's 30 bucks, fuck that. I'm good. And I haven't heard nothing like good about it. So I was like, alright, I'll chill. Because I know I'm gonna get it, I'm not gonna play it.

SPEAKER_02 11:02

I would assume I would assume to a certain degree it would have to get better, right? Because like it's not like it's not like indie games where like you would be able to, you know, it'd be on Steam and you'd be like, add get added to the beta. So you'd message and be like, hey, can I get added to the beta or whatever the case is? Yeah. So it's not like they there's no way for them to launch the game and it be good already, you know?

SPEAKER_03 11:27

I mean, some games do that. You know, they put out a game. Remember the good old days when they put out a game and it was good because you can't say improving the good old days, bro. There wasn't a way to go back in the game. There was there was no updates, you know, there's no updates. The game just had to be good. Like, you know, yeah. That's a little annoying. That's a little annoying. But uh, who who made it? It's EA Games, right? Probably.

SPEAKER_02 11:50

I would assume EA Sports. I just I just had it open right now.

SPEAKER_03 11:54

Because they made this they all they do is make the same game every year. Like, I feel like they're not gonna do any improvements at all. I feel like if it flops, those be like, alright, let's just go on in the next.

SPEAKER_02 12:03

That cover looks like Oh, it's not EA. It's played by Play Studios. Who the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_03 12:10

I was I was a little I was a little uh I looked at the cover and I was like, this looks like those games at Best Buy that like are like eight dollars. Like the NC the NCAA like fucking like it looks like those. Dude, I remember it was my birthday.

SPEAKER_01 12:28

The little cart thing you just searched through, dude.

SPEAKER_03 12:31

I remember I got my PlayStation 2, and it was like my family from out of town, and they're there. It was my birthday. They were at Best Buy, and they're like, Hello, little Novet, you know, like go pick out the game, pick out a Then they said pick out a game. They said, What game do you like? And I knew what they were up to because I was such a smart little kid, you know? A smart little kid, and then I'm over here, I'm like, oh, GTA, you know, $60 game, right? I'm like, oh, like this, whatever game, $60 game. And they're like, oh, what else do you like? And then like I kept going for the expensive ones, but not because they're expensive, because I liked them, like I wanted those games, and they're like, oh, what else? They kept saying, What else? And then and then I went to NCAA, some shit like that. So it was like nine dollars, and I was like, Oh, I love this one. I love basketball because like I knew what was going on, and they're like, Oh, what a good peek! And then they bought that for me. Such a smart kid. I knew it was up, and I I felt bad too. I was like, oh shit, they might be struggling or something. Damn, dude. But who who wants to buy a game for a kid that you've seen like four times in your life? Like a $60 game, you know? I would do that actually.

SPEAKER_02 13:36

I think that's more of like a Y'all's brown type of thing. You know what I mean? Because I like it. Are you calling us cheap? I I never got spoiled by an uncle, you know what I mean? Yeah, like I've got I've gotten spoiled by an aunt, but that that was more of just like like hey, you want me to cook a meal for you? You know what I mean? And I'm grateful for that. I'm not saying that that was ass. I look, but I'm not sitting here saying that like we got showered with gifts and shit like that.

SPEAKER_03 14:02

Oh, dude. Uh when I was like, well, when I was younger, my older cousins, and they're not that much, they're older than me, but not that much older. They spoiled me. Like, not all the time, but whenever I was around, they're like, You want a Game Boy? Let's go get you a Game Boy, and let's get you a game too. I'm like, what the fuck? And I'm like, oh, what the fuck? Like, because I didn't even have like all the games that I had, all the consoles I had were like given to me. They're like hand-me-downs, right? From them. Yeah, you know, but like, you know, when they got a job, you know, they're like working and stuff, they're like, Do you want this? Do you want that? Have you been to a basketball game before? Have you been to this type of game? Let's go. And I was like, what the fuck? It was great. It was great. I had a game boy. Wow. And this can make me sound real old, but uh, black and white Game Boy, they bomb me and I had Ninja Turtles.

SPEAKER_02 14:48

Bro, I I'll tell you right now. Um I'll tell you right now, I never like unless it came from my mom, yeah, I never really got what I wanted.

SPEAKER_03 15:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:01

Like the it kind of like process of elimination. If I got a gift from my dad, it was so bad, dude. It was so like it was like like that man could not give out gifts to save his life.

SPEAKER_03 15:15

Like I think that that might be like, uh, I don't know, because my dad was like that too.

SPEAKER_02 15:21

Even if I didn't ask for anything for like two years straight, I never got like anything that I and not to say that I wanted, but anything that I like would fuck with. You know what I mean? Even even like 19 or 20, bro, got me a comforter. Like, you know, I can go buy that, right? Like was there anything special about it, or like no, bro.

SPEAKER_03 15:46

It was just some like like it was just some like whack ass com I like I'm sorry, I it's just a regular Amazon basic, just white just regular, yeah. You know, and I just like not gonna lie, I I love a new comforter.

SPEAKER_02 16:01

There was one time, bro.

SPEAKER_03 16:02

Probably not when I was 18, but like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:05

He he got me a Game Boy. Oh shit. He got me a Game Boy, and he got me one game. And I think it was because it came with the Game Boy. Like, you know how they would give you a Game Boy and it would it like Oh, it was the demo game? Back in no back in the day, it wouldn't be it wouldn't be like a pet like the Spider-Man pack. Yeah, it wouldn't be a package. It would be like the game, it would be the the console and then like the game that came with it, and it was always on the outside of the box. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I swear it was that that, right? He got me that, and I remember looking at that game and I was like trying to be grateful because I had the Game Boy, but I was like, I'm never gonna play.

SPEAKER_01 16:46

It's a whack ass game, bro. And I like I it's it's fucking it's fucking NCAA.

SPEAKER_03 16:55

Yeah, I'm sorry, I just hate that game every time. I hope that for nobody.

SPEAKER_02 17:02

Fuck, man. So I like I played that one game for maybe like a week, and then I never played it after. Like, I never got to play the only time I got to play games after that was games that I stole from other people. Yeah, like thanks because I you that's how you turned me into a criminal.

SPEAKER_03 17:18

I did the same thing. I stole because after I would get like, okay, let's say I got a Game Boy, right? My parents were gonna buy me no new games. Like, you know what? I was on the same shit because I had to bother what happens after you're done with Ninja Turtles, like you can't just keep playing Ninja Turtles all day, you know? Yeah, so like, yo, can I borrow this? And then you just never talk to him again. Um, you know? That wasn't that's not nice.

SPEAKER_02 17:41

On the topic of of throwback shit, man.

SPEAKER_03 17:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:45

I recently watched Um Remember the Titans again.

SPEAKER_03 17:51

Oh my god. The greatest movie.

SPEAKER_02 17:54

I'll tell you right now, it pisses me off. It pisses me off because I feel like it don't make movies like that no more, bro. I I the intro, the intro alone had me so excited. What was the intro It's literally, bro? Like, it's yeah, I feel like it always it kind of reminds me of um the exorcism. What the fuck? But like it's in daylight, you know what I mean? Because like it pulls up in an old-fashioned car, there's like wind blowing, there's like leaves, it's like fall, so like the leaves are blowing. I remember he steps out the car, it's a good ass vibe. Yeah, it's just like it's like it's life is it's day and night of exorcism.

SPEAKER_03 18:35

Actresses life is terrible. The big rubber titans is like life is beautiful and great and amazing. Like, that's what it is. Damn, you know, that's they made they made the gay guy a badass in that one. Remember, he was fighting, he was dodging and weaving, and they're like sunshine, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, bro, see, they did, you know, like that was kind of cool. See, there's a couple movies that make you know gay people look cool as shit. You know, by the way, happy pride, you know, obviously Boondock Saints, Willem Dafoe. You know, you know, that was the best shit ever. Willem Defoe, Boondog Saints, and then I think Sunshine, I think Sunshine, he did good, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:11

He made a great first impression, you know. Yeah, he was like Yeah, trying to make fun of him.

SPEAKER_03 19:16

He wasn't taking it right into the back of his neck, you know? Hell yeah, bro. When all when all the girls liked him, when all the girls liked him, and Albi was like, you know, you know, he was saying everything other than that he's gay is so funny, dude.

SPEAKER_02 19:33

That part comes up where he does that, and then like it cuts to like, you know, well, he if we can make some changes, then yeah, like he'd be a good fit. So then it cuts to him like like brushing his hair in the locker room, right? Yeah, and then he starts going at it with bro, and then he kisses him. He kisses him. I'll never forget when they break up that fight, and he's like, What yo, what's going on here? And Julie, and Julius, yeah, he breaks up the fight, what's going on here?

SPEAKER_01 20:01

He's like, He kissed me, man. He's like, Bro, then look on you, man. Bro, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 20:12

And then, dude from Boy Meets World is in there too. We talk about Boy Meets World every time, too. The bully from Boy Meets World, the really fat guy. The one that's like, I can't make it. Yeah, yeah. He's dude, he's built his shit now. Bro, him, he's in it, and he's from Boy Meets World. He's like the bully.

SPEAKER_01 20:30

I completely forgot he was the bully.

SPEAKER_03 20:33

Yeah, there's this one point where it was just like uh in Boy Meets World, he's just like he couldn't read something right, and he's like, Frankie, can't you say this? Like, what are you calling me gay? Well, all the new gen of directors, they're great, they're doing great, but like they're all making horror shit, and it's not just because of obsession. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But a lot of them are like horror shit.

SPEAKER_00 20:56

Now, I don't know where Swiss like horror, horror shit. Yeah, we love horror shit.

SPEAKER_03 21:02

We love whores. We just we just love them.

SPEAKER_02 21:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:09

Wait, what was that face? What was that face?

SPEAKER_02 21:11

Hold on. What the fuck just happened?

SPEAKER_03 21:14

Now that we're talking about dude, didn't you just catch invisible dicks in your mouth, bro? I don't have no fucking idea. What the hell you just did. Can you edit invisible dicks going into his mouth while he's imagining the point where you're like SD just dick fucking mad dick, dude, just everywhere. Three idiots when we talk about pulling hard strings, that's what that movie does.

SPEAKER_02 21:38

There's no way, bro.

SPEAKER_03 21:39

No, it's a Mexican movie, too. It's both. What do you mean? It's literally that movie is literally both of us. Three idiotos and then three idiots. What are you talking about? Wait, why did why didn't we name three idiots on an R language? Like, we didn't do that. Wait, what the fuck? Why did we name it three idiots and then another one? I was like, tres idiotos. Like, I don't know what the fuck.

SPEAKER_02 22:03

Like, why did we choose English? In the Spanish version, it should have been tres pendejos. Some shit like that.

SPEAKER_03 22:09

Oh, yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 22:10

That's three stupids, though, right?

SPEAKER_01 22:12

Pendejo is idiot. Is it? I thought it was stupid. Idiot or idiot or dummy. Wait, then is is idioto not a word? I don't know what it. I think that's I thought it was.

SPEAKER_02 22:25

That's absolutely racist.

SPEAKER_03 22:27

Fuck. Fuck. I really thought I was doing bro. No me haciendo, bro. No me haciendo, bro. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bro. I've only had three Spanish lessons so far. You know, no haciendo. Wait, who are your Spanish lessons? Who have you?

SPEAKER_02 22:45

Are you okay? Who are your Spanish lessons, bid? Uh Jay. Jay, you're learning Spanish from a fucking Dominican? Yo! Yes! Wow! What's wrong with that? It's two completely different Spanishes. But it's still Spanish. No, it's not. Okay, how do you say hi? I mean it's hola, but.

SPEAKER_03 23:04

It's Team Chitero! It's a team chit.

SPEAKER_02 23:07

No, okay. You you took the simplest form.

SPEAKER_03 23:10

Okay. So you're telling me that if I don't, if I if I learn from a Dominican person, waiting. Wait, so so Dominicans speak Dominican or they speak Spanish? It speaks Spanish, right?

SPEAKER_02 23:25

It is, but it isn't the same thing. Oh, okay. So it's it's like it's the same thing when you when you do Urdu in Hindi.

SPEAKER_03 23:31

It's like the same thing though.

SPEAKER_02 23:34

They have they have similar breakdowns, but whenever you talk about something, it's like, oh okay, like it means different context.

SPEAKER_03 23:40

No, not with Hindi and Urdu. It means exactly the same. Okay, so then I don't even know why Hindi and Urdu are two different languages. It's literally the same thing. I can't even tell you the difference. Other than like what, Namaste and Salam. Like, I think that's a I think that's like a religious thing. I don't even think that's a language thing. Like, I that's not even a like, yeah, that's not even part of that. That's a language thing. I mean, that's a religious thing.

SPEAKER_02 24:02

I'm not gonna lie. I feel like like Namaste, if I feel like if I hear somebody say that who's like your brown, yeah, I'm automatically assuming they're the white, the whitest version of your brown. Because I feel like so many like white people that are. White people took that shit over, bro. Yeah, it's yoga. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 24:21

It's yoga, it's the Kama Sutra, it's the yoga and the Kama Sutra. And then, like, yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, because what I I don't even I don't even hear, well, maybe I'm not around like uh a lot of like Indian people that do say Namaste, you know. The Indian people that I'm around, like, hey, hello, man, what's up? Like, those are the ones I'm around. So, like, uh, I don't even know. Are they still saying it? Of course they are. What am I saying? Of course they're still saying it. So, what is it?

SPEAKER_02 24:47

What is it, what does it actually mean?

SPEAKER_03 24:49

Hello.

SPEAKER_02 24:50

Namaste means hello?

SPEAKER_03 24:51

Yeah, I'm sure it might mean more than that, because when I say salam alaikum, I could be like, Oh yeah, it means hi, but it's always like, hi, may God praise you with all its good deeds. Like, it's a that's not exactly what it is, but it's a lot, you know what I mean? It's like like you like you don't say one thing in our language if it's not like some poetic like thing, like everything's poetic and a lot of stuff, like you know, which is cool, which is cool, and the only reason why Dominican, yeah, Dominican, what's wrong with my teacher?

SPEAKER_02 25:17

The only thing that I say about that, right, is because there's even a difference between like US Spanish and Mexico Spanish.

SPEAKER_03 25:27

That's the same thing here. There's a difference of US Urdu, they don't say it the same as in you know in Pakistan or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 25:35

Okay, so then you understand where I'm coming from whenever you do you want me to go find a fucking obrella in Mexico and be like, do you have a Discord?

SPEAKER_03 25:44

Can you teach me?

SPEAKER_02 25:45

Like, your whole fucking neighborhood is Mexican, not Dominicans, not Puerto Ricans, not Guatemalans, not Salvadorians, not it's fucking Mexican. I literally could just walk outside and be like, just ask Mexican Spanish, not fucking Dominican Spanish.

SPEAKER_03 26:03

Yeah, but I think I think it's both understandable. The same way, like we said, Ordu and Hindi, you can both understand them perfectly fine. Like, you know, it has to be. Everything that I was taught so far is, and what I remember in seventh grade is that Hola como estás, you know? So uh whoa, what uh Spurs won?

SPEAKER_02 26:25

The Knicks are about to win, bro.

SPEAKER_03 26:27

Oh fuck. Well, I just wanna I just want to say something. My empathy goes towards feelings, not sports, okay. I just wanna save some face right now and just be like, me being an empath is not me being a fortune teller. If I could be a fortune teller, I'd be a millionaire right now, okay? Me being an empath is just understanding things a little more. That's it. Than the average person, you know, because that's all it means, okay?

SPEAKER_02 26:56

Damn, dude. Wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_03 26:57

You could have been right, bro. Where are they at?

SPEAKER_02 26:59

It's 92-90 with 16 seconds left. The Knicks are up by two points.

SPEAKER_03 27:03

Well, you know, because somebody threw that egg at Wemby, and I just he hasn't been the same, you know. Bro, he hasn't been the same. He's been getting his ass kicked since before that. I don't know anything about basketball, bro. I'm Dominican, bro.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

I was like I just like I just saw that video of that egg being thrown at him. I wanted the Knicks to win, but that shit is crazy, bro. Like Spurs fans getting beat the fuck up outside the stadium and shit like that. That's why.

SPEAKER_03 27:29

Yeah, you know Well, see, I'll tell you why I don't want the Knicks to win. And this has nothing to do with basketball. Bizarre, we'll have to censor this.

SPEAKER_02 27:37

Is that shit like little fuck, bro? You're done for. You're done for. Okay, he didn't.

SPEAKER_03 27:44

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 27:45

The Knicks won. It's fine.

SPEAKER_03 27:48

You were wrong, dog. It's okay. It's okay if I was wrong. You know, that's not my expertise, you know. You get what I'm saying? Um it's okay. It's okay.

SPEAKER_02 27:57

Anyway, uh-huh. Um, I was watching, you know, because I like who's gonna be your our number one fan besides yourself. So I was watching the podcast back, uh-huh, and there's a moment where I'm talking, and it literally sounds like somebody's taking a piss in the back because you're pouring up your pretty. Oh, yeah, I heard that too. I heard that too.

SPEAKER_03 28:19

And it's just your cam, it's your cam. Yeah, I heard the same shit. What the fuck, bro? I know, Zara's just trying to save me for not having this big ass bottle. So she has your body pissing under my desk or some shit, bro. No, I watched the pods back too. I saw that.

SPEAKER_02 28:39

I was trying to- there was another part of that story that I was gonna say, but obviously. That's it. That's it. Does it bother you that your mom has more of a social life than you do?

SPEAKER_03 28:54

Um, I I guess it used to not. You know, but after a little bit, I'm like, fuck, bro.

SPEAKER_02 29:05

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 29:07

Why is it always like this moment on this time that we're like, we're like, do you I've been noticing that there's like this marker that we hit. Like, I think this is the same marker where you call me Franklin last episode. Like, there's like a point where you just have to like try to ruin my day or some shit. And I don't understand why. And every time I look over, it's like, oh like this is the this is the time stamp. I'm sorry, bro.

SPEAKER_02 29:30

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 29:31

You know what, bro? Fuck it. I'm trying to take my life back right now, bro. I'm trying. I'm proud of you.

SPEAKER_02 29:40

I'm proud of you. What are you doing? What are you doing?

SPEAKER_03 29:43

Nothing. I was supposed to go to the movies tomorrow, but everyone ditched me. Everybody from the 313, put your mother back. You got a new camera. Yes, which his if you guys haven't noticed, his shit looks clean as a mother trucker right now, you know, which is very nice, it's very cool. You know, I remember when he first got it, he's like, bro, when I take my glasses off, you can see my glasses tan line. Like, he's like, This camera's too good. He's like, he's like, it's tweaking me out.

SPEAKER_02 30:15

It was so bad. Cause I I remember like, and I was like, Cause when when one of our homies at the restaurant recently, it and I say recently, but uh back in the day, he switched over to his camera, which is similar, not obviously he has a step up, and he would put his camera on that was like this. It would look like you could see like the tears in his eye. Safe.

SPEAKER_03 30:39

Oh, yeah, yeah, oh yeah. When yeah, when he went to the shitty camera to his nice camera, yeah, and you and people would be like, Yo, are you okay? Yo, I should I because I gave him settings to do with this camera. Uh-huh. I should give you those settings because whatever you feel right now, it's gonna make your camera way better than it is right now, which you see, but you're gonna see every blemish, but it's a thing, you guys know you're gonna see every every blemish of mine, you know. This makes you want to like look better a little bit, yeah, you know, but it's good.

SPEAKER_02 31:09

Because you're gonna see how ugly I actually am, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 31:12

Like, nah, nah, not at all. Fucking uh, but yeah, getting a new camera. I told him this one thing when he was like when he was like, Okay, we're looking at cameras, whatever. I was like, this one, that one, blah blah blah. But like he never told me his budget at the same time. So I was like, okay, right then I knew like Fatsuck's doing his own thing. I'm gonna see I'm learning of being a better person without being like super he made a great choice for a camera, but when I was like talking to him, I was like, Well, I feel like you can get a nice camera, be this, but I was like, I was like, You're gonna do dad shit, like you're gonna like I could see you doing home movies and stuff like that. And then he immediately was like, You are you making fun of me? Are you? I was like, No, that's I think that's cool. Uh you know how dope that is? I think that's awesome, bro. If I had kids, I would be all over. I'd be doing that. I'd be doing that. I'd be that's the first thing I'd be doing. I had the cameras. Are you kidding me? Of course I would do that. They could go up and see that, and I could be getting my fucking skills down at the same time. What are you talking about? Of course I would be doing that. But did you do that?

SPEAKER_02 32:11

We did, we did. Um this this weekend. Um, we went out, and like our thing recently has been going to the farmer's market, anyways, right? Just trying to like get out, go the Males. But yeah, yes, like that's my favorite shit. And my son, he's really big into tea right now. You know what I mean? So we went and got him some chai chai.

SPEAKER_01 32:37

So he he loves a testosterone. I was like, I was like, how old is he? Like, he was watching clavicular, bro.

SPEAKER_02 32:47

Like not testosterone, and he so like we'll go to the because like there's a there's a booth that's always there, and the ladies there, they make bomb ass tea, and you can get it customized, all that shit like that. So this weekend was the first weekend, the second weekend, really, that I had the camera, and I was like, you know what? I don't want to just use my camera for streaming and like making content and shit like that. I want to make it for you know the family shit, right? You should.

SPEAKER_04 33:17

You should do that.

SPEAKER_02 33:18

We went out, took some pictures, stuff like that. Obviously, it's probably not gonna get posted on like social media, but it's one of those things that like I might at one point post these things on social media when I get better at editing, but it's one of those things that like I feel like I got some great pictures, I feel like I got like some great little clips and stuff like that that'll make some good memories. Um my favorite one is like he's like eating pizza, and the pizza's like almost the size of his head, so he's like, ah, you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_03 33:49

You should get some of these framed. Like, that's what I would do.

SPEAKER_02 33:51

I'd be like, And that's what I was thinking, bro.

SPEAKER_03 33:54

Edit it yourself and frame them, like just color grade and frame them, or black and white because it'd be dope.

SPEAKER_02 34:00

It'll it'll it'll get there at one point. I just gotta get like figure out how I want to edit things and what I want them to look like and stuff like that. Cause there is obviously I take I take my inspiration for the things that I do from a lot of the people that it like I fuck with on a personal level, not necessarily like from artists and stuff like that. Um connography, conography, gonography, whatever the fuck you want to call him. Amazing.

SPEAKER_03 34:25

He's for those of y'all who don't know this guy is he does uh he does like cinematic stuff. He works with just Fuji film mainly, but he does cinematics, he does like a lot of like short cinematic videos, not exactly pictures, he's great at that too, but like his cinematic videos, and it's like on a deeper level with shit.

SPEAKER_02 34:43

Like even this morning when I was like going out on my run, yeah, I almost got bit by a dog, and I was like, bro, this whole interaction would have been fire to catch up.

SPEAKER_03 34:53

Oh, you're in it, you're in it, oh you're screwed, bro. Oh shit, I didn't know this happened to you. You're fucked, bro. You end up becoming a cinematographer. You're fucked. You're fucked. You had that moment where it was not a good moment, you're like, damn, I wish I had my camera. Yeah, you're you're cooked. Yeah, you're cooked in the best in the best way, like in a good way.

SPEAKER_02 35:13

Like it was like a it was like this fucking Mexican standoff, you know, because I'm I'm Mexican. It was like this Mexican standoff moment between me and just seeing Quinn Tarantino scenes, bro.

SPEAKER_03 35:24

Yes, bro.

SPEAKER_01 35:25

I was like, this would have been fire, dog.

SPEAKER_03 35:28

You know what I mean? But like, dude, you must be the walk around to do this and shit, like the fucking the two L's with your fingers and just making I'm doing my run, right?

SPEAKER_02 35:38

Because we all know Fatacs training for this fucking this little 10K, right? I'm doing my run. I'm getting to the point. I'm like three miles in. I'm like, I'm pouring sweat at this point. And there's a point where I have to go down this stretch and then turn back around and come down this the same way. So when I was going that first way, that dog was not there, bro. That dog was like non-existent in my world. I've never seen this dog before. Yeah, I'm coming back and I see this like little thing just running, you know what I mean? In a distance, it looks like a fucking rat up close, right? So I'm like, alright, cool, that dog's not that big, right? I get up a little bit closer and I'm like, all right, that dog's getting a little bit bigger, bro. Like, I like perceptive perception is starting to be like, it's a fucking Doberman, bro.

SPEAKER_03 36:25

It's fucking huge.

SPEAKER_02 36:26

Like, I'm starting to get a little nervous, you know.

SPEAKER_03 36:30

Poodle to a Doberman, motherfucker's tripping.

SPEAKER_02 36:32

I probably get like maybe 30 yards deep now, and I'm like, all right, this dog is like I'm starting to get real concept idea of how big this dog is. Right? I get to this point, this dog gets up close, and I can tell it's a female. I can kind of visualize and maybe this is this kind of dog. You look at his genitals? Because like there's no dick there, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 36:55

So like so you look, so this dog was running at you. The first thing you said, let me look at its well, no.

SPEAKER_02 37:00

I mean, obviously, and because I think I've noticed that female dogs are a little bit more aggressive than males than male dogs.

SPEAKER_03 37:08

Oh, are they? I didn't know that. If I guess if I knew that, then I would I would make sure.

unknown 37:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:12

I feel like I ran for more female dogs in my entire life than I ran for male dogs. Which is like a real life human, you know. So, like female humans are more aggressive than male humans, but we're not gonna be able to do that. That is true.

SPEAKER_01 37:25

Yeah, this is the podcast you thought it was. We are back, gender roll strictcha!

SPEAKER_03 37:31

Couple episodes in. Okay, guys, this is our advice segment. This is the first time we're doing it, and we have two submissions so far. Uh, if you guys want to, if you guys have listened to the song and you guys want to uh ask us for advice completely anonymous, anonymously, it will be in the description. Anonymous let me read it anonymously, it will be in the description of whatever you're watching on Apple, Spotify. If you go in the description, it'll say like a Google form or something, you know. There is no way for us knowing who you are in any way, it's impossible. If you wanted to tell us who you are, I guess you could in it. It doesn't matter really. But uh, are you ready? How do you how do you feel about giving advice?

SPEAKER_02 38:16

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_03 38:16

I think we both have wisdom.

SPEAKER_02 38:18

I feel like I'm wisdomist at times, you know what I mean? And I feel like I feel like you'd be spitting some bars too.

SPEAKER_03 38:23

Yeah, we have wisdom in like different ways, you know, for sure.

SPEAKER_02 38:26

Yeah, but we got the Wu-Tang clan, and just you and me, you know, we don't need five members, bro. It's just us two, dark.

SPEAKER_03 38:33

For real. I like that. Okay, I like that now. Um I've read the first one, I haven't read the second one. Because when I pulled this up, like we had one, and I was like, Oh, there's another one. So I've read the first one, and I think okay, I'll just read it. How about that? You ready?

SPEAKER_02 38:52

Just read it. Hit him hard.

SPEAKER_03 38:54

Anonymous, there's no names, okay? And it's basically what do you need advice on? What happened? Okay, and we have I'm really struggling with things like helping my family, finding stable university to finding a stable university to finish my degree and gym. I don't know what to do, honestly. It's so tiring nowadays juggling between things. Gang. Just lock the fuck in.

SPEAKER_02 39:18

Yeah. The more you become an adult, the more like that's the tip of the iceberg there, bro.

SPEAKER_03 39:26

Not even in a mean way, but yeah, it's just it's gonna it's gonna be more and more. I don't know how old this person is. I hope you're not like 17 saying this. Um if you're 17 saying this, uh make some time for yourself. But I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 39:41

If you're the if if you're if you're 17 saying this, and you are somehow looked up to as like not necessarily the head of the household, but the one who like Charlie from the chocolate factory, is everyone looking up to this guy this young of age, bro?

SPEAKER_03 39:57

Are your grandparents like not walking and they're just like laying in bed or some shit, and you have to take care of the whole household?

SPEAKER_02 40:03

Just fucking get ulcers on their back and shit, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 40:06

Like, I hate that shit, and that man started walking right away when he found out fucking bum.

SPEAKER_02 40:12

People get chained up as soon as you figure out you got some money, bro. Instantly, yeah, that's my thing, dog. Like, hey, I understand that shit's hard, but you know, I it's one of those things that I'll tell you right now, I never I never like the like you know, you're an adult figure it out type of situation. And I feel like this is one of those like one-off scenarios where it's gonna be difficult because there's a lot more context that's missing. You know what I mean? Yeah, like like we could probably use a lot more, and if you feel like dropping a lot more, then give us a lot more. But if not, then there's there's too much room for us to be like outside lock in that we could give you, you know.

SPEAKER_03 40:54

Yeah, yeah, that yeah, we can say lock in, Bob, and I'm sure that's what you're doing already. You know what I mean? Because you haven't been saying you're fucking up, you're just like, oh, I feel like he's just struggling, right? He's struggling with helping his family, all this shit.

SPEAKER_00 41:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:08

Assuming that you might have had to stop doing shit because of family, and now you're trying to get a shit. Which also sucks. It is that is shitty, bro. That is shitty that is very honorable, like in general, too. You know what I mean? You're stopping your shit to take care of your family. How do I get people to stop bullying me? Every time I spend time with my friends, I get bullied. I tend to become the butt of the joke. It might seem like it uh it is in good fun, but it is every moment. Every chance to wait, every chance they get to connect me to something that makes them laugh at me, they take it. This has happened uh with my last three friend groups, and at this point I'm starting to think that I'm the problem. And then it goes, I started Brazilian jujitsu, and that's it. I don't mean to laugh, but what an ending. I think I mean I don't know if that you just made a fix at the end that you had to beat the shit out of everybody. Like, I started Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, like I feel like that it was just that.

SPEAKER_02 42:19

You can't just sit there and let motherfuckers run all over you all the time, you know. Yeah, like and I'm not and I'm not saying like you need to punch everybody in the mouth who like says some crazy shit, but like hey dog, or maybe you do set the toe, you know, like like right now, as Vince Staples said in in the the what is it? Don't overthink shit, the studio shit. Yeah, right now you looking real fuck with a bull, bro. And you need to look not real fuck with a bull.

SPEAKER_03 42:50

Like I mean, yeah, that's basically they're seeing you as a certain way, and it'd be nice if everyone was just like that. I mean, I feel like you're around the the groups of friends you're picking is kind of lame. Cause they're picking like, oh, they're seeing you as the weakest link, I feel like, you know, like you know, as friends, like they all we all fuck with each other, like everybody does, right? Like fat sex makes fun of me and make fun of fat sex, and so but this is a both a two-way street. Now, if it's just a one-way street, it's bisexual, bro. If it if it's just one way to you, why aren't you saying anything back? Um, I I mean I noticed that I'm starting taking Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Uh like you're basically a school shooter with hands right now. Like, you know, so you need to relax. Uh if that's what your intent was, you know? So don't do none of that. I mean, like, learn it and I I feel like it'll give you like a a sense of like, you know, I think that I think that shit helps you for sure.

SPEAKER_02 43:49

From the Brazilian Brazilian jujitsu show from the Bajillion Bajitsu God damn with the BJJ.

SPEAKER_01 43:58

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:59

With the BJ. Shit, don't automatically assume that that's your free pass to like become a fucking tool. Because I feel like a lot of BJJ guys become super big tools because that's that was their whole reason for doing that. Was because it was like, oh, they were tired of being not they were tired of being the average Joe and they wanted to be a little bit like above on the higher a little higher on the food chain. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 44:25

So like they're still losers in people's eyes, like yeah, you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_02 44:29

Like being a tool is worse than being the butt of a joke to me, bro. Like everybody could be like, ah ha ha, fat sacks, blah blah blah, than to be like, uh fat sack. You know what I mean? Like that's yeah, that's just one of those things, bro.

SPEAKER_03 44:43

Like, true, because if people are making fun of you and you still have these friend groups or whatever, they want to hang out with you. You might you just might not take the jokes that maybe they think is whatever. And I hope you said something. I mean, it sounds like you didn't say anything or say like you're just assuming things from people, yeah. Uh, I don't know if you're a girl or a guy either, so I don't I feel like if it's a girl, you need to beat their ass or something. If it's a guy, just talk to them because I'm being real with you. Like, I know it sounds fucked up, but I think if I got if it's guys, be like, yo, I just don't like them, probably like, alright. Yeah, you know, if it's girls, they might make like a whole like secretive thing, and like, you know, I don't know. There's just more like meticulous.

SPEAKER_02 45:25

Dang, I was gonna say girls are nasty, bro. They're nasty. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 45:29

That that's what I'm saying. It could if it if you're a girl, I think it's a Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Why what I think of like the one girl that was at the pizza place, and then the girls try to step up to her, and she's this quiet girl, she just beat the shit out of four people, and she's like, I don't want to find out it was like on Twitter everywhere, and next to the club, and then they pulled up to her on some like dumb shit, and she's just like was she was like fucking just swinging her hair, just she's just she was just doing it all, and I was like, God damn, bro.

SPEAKER_01 45:59

I was crazy. Shout out to beating up the guys too.

SPEAKER_02 46:04

That's wild. I mean and that's that's the other thing, too, is when you look at it with stuff like this, right? Like, everybody plays a role in the friend group, everybody, yeah. And depending on your personality, sometimes you just fit within them roles. So if you have a personality that just seems like it's gonna be one of those moments where you need to veer into a different position within that fan group, then make that tough choice, man. You know what I mean? Like, don't don't be the target, be the fucking don't be the prey, be the predator, bro.

SPEAKER_03 46:43

Yeah, and the first step, first step to all this, if you haven't talked to them, if these are your friends and you're saying that they are your friends, say some shit and don't say it in no fucking weird way, bro. Say it like in a normal way, don't be weird about it.

SPEAKER_02 46:58

I swear to you, have had a few tough conversations like hey dog, you know what I mean? Like, and not necessarily be towards between me and him, but it was one of those things that was like, Hey, I need you to make sure that I'm not tripping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This this situation happened. Is this what it seems to be? You know what I mean? And we like we went back and forth, and it was like, Hey, you know, fat sacks, it like it was really this way. All right, cool. You know, all right, I'm gonna pass it off, it's not a big deal. Or, like, no, that actually was weird. That actually was weird. Make sure you address it, or whatever the case is, and then from there, that's how it changed, you know. So, like, it's one of those things you you have to be self-aware, is one of the biggest things, right? I think that's where a lot of it comes from. Yeah, is you have to be extremely self-aware of like the image that you put off and the the personality traits that you give off, and then from there you can build off of the friend groups that you want to be around. Because I'll tell you right now, bro, especially like in in a world where we live where you can find a friend group, whether you're in school or you're a full grown adult and you have a full responsibility plate, you can drop a 12-pack of friends and pick up another 12-pack of friends down the road. Like, it's not hard to make new friends. You just said in that thing, you you're on your third friend. Yeah, I mean, yeah, you put in work, these are whole groups, it's not one friend, these are whole groups, you know what I mean? So, like, you it's easy to make friends of groups, you just gotta figure out which friend of group fits you and your lifestyle, you know.

SPEAKER_03 48:38

True, yeah, and you need to speak your mind, you need to say some shit. If you haven't, I'm assuming you haven't.

SPEAKER_02 48:44

Yeah, like I think that feels like like kind of tidy.

SPEAKER_03 48:47

Like, I'm I feel like that would have been said. I feel like that would have been said I have approached this, and they were like, Oh, fuck you. If that was a kiss, all those I'm shitty friends, you know. If that has been a thing, it's like yo, you said your shit, nah, and that's why you started Brazilian jiu-jitsu to go beat their ass, then I'm for it. You know, don't beat their ass. But like talk to them first before beating their ass. Like, you know, it also just talk, it might just be like miscommunication, huh?

SPEAKER_02 49:11

I feel like the the BJJ part kind of throws a lot of people off, too, because you sound like a school shooter. Tech tech technique doesn't always overcome power. You could you can still get your ass beat, you easily still get your ass beat.

SPEAKER_03 49:25

I like in my in my mind, bro. In my mind, you're like five foot by the way you're talking right here. And I'm assuming your friends are like six foot five. And like, yeah, so no matter how much you learn, you know, there's a reason there's different weight classes, like you still get your ass.

SPEAKER_00 49:39

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 49:40

Um exactly, but maybe you could find a whole new group of friends in your Brazilian jujitsu class or something, you know, bro.

SPEAKER_02 49:47

Like it could be that friends are easy to find, very easy to find.

SPEAKER_03 49:51

Well, if people are bitching about finding friends, it's because you I'll tell you right now, every single person that bitch about I don't have friends, it's because you don't want friends. You haven't went out, you haven't tried, you haven't done anything. It's extremely easy to have friends.

SPEAKER_02 50:03

Extremely easy at a certain point, you still have to put yourself out there. Like, yeah, you're gonna find somebody who likes who fucks with the same shit that you fuck with. You're gonna have to figure out a way to make sure that it's one of those things that hey, I like building fucking Legos all day long. You're gonna find somebody who fucking likes to build Legos all day long. Yeah, you're gonna find somebody who likes to watch rom-coms all day long. You're gonna find you're gonna find somebody who likes cars, you know what I mean? You're gonna find somebody who likes to watch fucking murder docks. Like there's somebody who has something in common with you that's a stepping stone to get that shit, you know what I mean? And regardless of your differences, Sad Boy's Sad Boy is an ex-cokehead. I'm an ex-pill head. We still are friends, you know what I mean? Our common ground is a good thing.

SPEAKER_03 50:51

We didn't even do the same drug, yeah. Exactly. And I had a bunch of friends when I was doing Coke, because we all did Coke, but like they weren't friends, you know what I mean? So know why people are there too.

SPEAKER_02 51:02

Also, if you're really young, because Legacy, this does sound really young.

SPEAKER_03 51:06

This is the the only thing that throws me off is three friend groups, but yeah, they do sound young, but I don't know, it could be three friend groups from like 14 and they're like 17 or 18. I don't know, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 51:18

How many friends do you got right now?

SPEAKER_03 51:19

I have zero, other than y'all. Like, I've talked about IRL? Yeah, none.

SPEAKER_02 51:25

I probably have hung out with two people in the last five years.

SPEAKER_03 51:29

Yeah, it's my choice. I I could call somebody and be like, yo, what's up? Like, if we're saying who's my friend, like yeah, Tyler's my friend, but I only see him like once a year. Yeah. And it's when I have to. Like, you know, but it's that has nothing to do with him. He's uh he just knows how I am. But if I if it's my choice, yeah, I could easily go out and have friends. It's not like that.

SPEAKER_02 51:47

It's how actually, you know what? Now that we're putting this together, you need to find yourself before you find another friend group.

SPEAKER_03 51:53

Kind of true. But if they're young, don't let them miss out on life.

SPEAKER_02 51:58

No, but I feel like the earlier I feel like the earlier you find yourself, the better off you'll be.

SPEAKER_03 52:03

Yeah, but don't I feel you, but the fuck ups are so much fun.

SPEAKER_02 52:08

Oh, I I'm not I didn't say they were. Believe me, bro. Like, I loved the fuck-ups are mine. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 52:16

Like, I don't want to take any of that away from nobody. Yeah, like if you want to be uh a perfect person and peaceful and all that shit, yeah, sure, find yourself. But I think you should I mean find yourself while you're doing things, like you know, some people can find themselves without making the mistake.

SPEAKER_02 52:34

I'm saying make the mistake to find yourself, and also are is it like a group of 15 friends, or is it like a group of three friends?

SPEAKER_03 52:42

We don't know. Well, who are they now? Agent 002?

SPEAKER_02 52:47

We're on double o two, bro.

SPEAKER_03 52:49

Double O2 is this is this is see, we have such similar names. We have to go back to figure out who's who. Nah, if it was like you're goblin lizard dick, we'll know that. You know? Hey, hey, back again, goblin lizard dick. You know, if it's just like AJ and Zero Zero 2, like fucking on their wrist, like this is gonna be some other shit. Bleep that out, bleep that out, bleep that one out. It's gonna be hard to keep up, is all I'm trying to say.

SPEAKER_01 53:20

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 53:21

Alright, I'll stop. You know, obviously, none of that's gonna be in there. Okay, it's fine. I'm I'm drinking now is hitting me. So I don't know if people heard about a lot of shit was bleeped, yeah, but the first one that talked about um a lot of stuff going on in their life, Agent 001. If you want to come back and say something to inform us a little more, if you felt like we didn't give good enough advice, and it might be on us because we don't know enough, you know. You can let us know. Um, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu man or woman or them, you could hit us up. You are agent 002, okay? Say that, just say that, and did not if we have multiples, it's gonna be uh yeah, increase from there, bro.

SPEAKER_02 54:03

All the way to eight.

SPEAKER_03 54:04

We'll just yeah, we'll just see how it happens. I'm just really happy.

SPEAKER_02 54:08

Dude, Nina.

SPEAKER_03 54:09

I'm just really yeah, a lot of numbers. Hard to keep track. Um, uh, but anyway. Um, yeah, no, this is cool. I'm very surprised we even got two submissions right now. Like, yeah, we are episode 48 right now, but this is our fourth podcast coming back. So people are already into it of putting submissions in. It's kind of cool. It's very cool. Oh, yeah. Uh like again, if you're still listening right now, in the comment, I mean in the description, we have forms in there where you could uh you don't have to join the discord. The forms are literally right in there. You could do that if you want to join the discord, you are more than welcome to join the discord. The links also down there. Other than that, thank you for listening. It's mom, get off the wi fi peace, peace, peace.