The Sober Episode

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SPEAKER_02 0:00

Mom, get off the Wi-Fi!

SPEAKER_03 0:02

Get off the Wi-Fi, bitch. Get off the Wi-Fi! What the f are you doing? Mom! I told you what's our return again! You off the f your Wi-Fi!

SPEAKER_00 0:17

Bro, so I I have this one cousin, man. And for the longest time, for the longest time, and it was only like when he was in a relationship, because I don't give two shits. Like, yeah, whoever I'm with, they're gonna know exactly who I'm talking to, how I'm talking to them, and shit like that, right? Yeah, but every time I would call my cousin and he was in the it and he'd be in the crook in the car with his girl or his you know their family or whatever, he'd be like, yo, yeah, you're on speakerphone, you're on speakerphone. Like, yeah, you wouldn't even let me get like the first word out. And I don't know, sound like he's cheating, bro. Yeah, I I'm not in here like dropping hard R's and shit like that. Like, if there's no racial slurs, I would just always say some like off kilt ass shit. You know what I mean? So it'd be like he would have to be like, yo, this is this not a kid friendly environment right now, bro. Like just make sure you know what was it?

SPEAKER_02 1:10

There was this one thing I saw on TikTok where it's like the answer like then the car goes, What's up, bitch? And he's like, chill, chill. There's like kids here goes, What's up, little bitches? Like, you don't fucking say that, bro.

SPEAKER_00 1:22

Bro, I'm I'll I used to I used to be one of those people who would like like I used to love calling the homies on the phone and just like shooting the shit. You know what I mean? Now, now if my phone rings, bro, you better have a good reason to fucking call me right now.

SPEAKER_02 1:36

Bro, I was like that too. I was always on the phone or be like, okay, yeah, let's catch up. Small talk, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

Now, yeah, not at all.

SPEAKER_02 1:43

Do I need to be somewhere? What do you want? Like, you know, it's just like it's just things like that. Don't be just shooting the shit. What the fuck am I? No, we're busy.

SPEAKER_00 1:52

Small talk killing me, bro. You know what I will say? I'll I'll I'll say this though. I don't know what it is, bro. I don't know what it is. I love kicking it with old folks, bro.

SPEAKER_02 2:02

Like old?

SPEAKER_00 2:03

I mean old, old. Like dominoes in the park. Yeah, yeah. Bro, they be I'm they give you game, bro. You know what I mean? Like, I'll never forget, I'll never forget. Shout out my mother-in-law, because I know she listens to this. Um, shout out my mother-in-law, because um they threw a birthday party for her husband one year. I want to say it was a birthday party. We went over, chilled, grilled, all that good stuff, right? And this was like the first time I ever actually hung out with that family.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:34

Um, and his mom and his dad and his stepdad were there. Bro, me and his stepdad sat outside and we kicked it the entire time, bro. We didn't see there was like 50 people in the crib, dog, and we were just cutting up. I was learning life lessons, like hearing some crazy stories. We were he was asking me some shit. I was telling him my shit, you know what I mean? Old people, I don't know what it is, bro. I love talking to old people, man. I feel like they always either have the craziest stories, they have the dopest life lessons, and sometimes, and that like sometimes they can't be corny, you know what I mean, or like they just they think it's funny and it's not really funny, and that's where I don't like like fucking with them. But this dude actually was hilarious, you know what I mean? Like, I'm telling you, bro, we kicked it, had serious cut. Like, I was having a full-blown therapy session with this dude, and before we knew it, we were like we were best friends, bro. And I I'll tell you right now, if I see that dude today, you know, it's all love, bro. We can fucking go hang out, do whatever, bro. I'll take him, we'll go on a boat and just like go shoot skeet or some shit. You know what I mean? Like, we'll go do whatever, dog.

SPEAKER_02 3:46

Speaking of old, this podcast is old now. We never did the intro, but this podcast is old. Uh because this is episode 50. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_00 3:58

50.

SPEAKER_02 3:59

Imagine a 50-year-old. That's how old this podcast is.

SPEAKER_00 4:02

Is if every week was uh was a year, bro. That'd be crazy. 50, bro, halfway to 100. Okay. Um, for those of you who don't know, this is Novare's recently rebranded to Novarez um with the Z. Don't forget the Z. Don't forget from Sad Boy Diamond. Obviously, the other host, Big Daddy Fat Sacks. Fat Sacks for short, big daddy. If you're comfortable with your masculinity, you know what I'm saying? Like we hear weird.

SPEAKER_02 4:28

No, when other men call you Big Daddy, it's weird. Like, I'd be hearing other grown-ass men not even say big daddy, they be saying big daddy. Like they they say that. Like, I don't like that. That's weird. I mean, whatever, whatever. Like, but I'm like, this is strange, and it doesn't phase you at all. You you like get a smile, you like smile sometimes when that's happening.

SPEAKER_00 4:48

Because it it makes me happy, bro. So I'll tell you this. I recently got a bike for those of y'all who don't know. Um, and I haven't ridden since I was like really young.

SPEAKER_02 4:57

So I was like, That bike's fine, too. I don't know shit about bikes, I've just seen like how I saw how it looks. I was like, this fucking dark night shit, bro. I was like, that's got a fucking Batman, man.

SPEAKER_03 5:07

I was like, this shit looks crazy.

SPEAKER_00 5:09

It's insane. I'm telling I I love it, bro. It's a Yamaha WR125. Yes, I know for you fucking gearheads out there, 125 isn't like the biggest, baddest motherfucker. But I wasn't gonna drop $15,000 on a bike that I was gonna learn on. You know what I mean? Like, that just wasn't my like if I if I slide that bitch, I just threw $15,000 down the drain. You know, like if I slide this, it's four thousand dollars down the drain. Like, there's a huge difference there, you know what I mean? Yeah, so anyways, I'm buying this bike, we're talking about uh license plates and stuff like that, and Mrs. Sacks is obviously with me, right? So when I was like, Can I still get custom license plates for bikes? And that dude was like, Yeah, and she instantly knew where I was going with this, right? And I was like, Imagine Fat Sacks on the fucking license plate of this bike, you know what I mean? Yeah, and so the two dudes that are there, they're like, What is that? Like, you can see that they're like, Where the fuck did that even come from, right? Yeah, and I was like, I mean, to I have this online persona, his name is Big Daddy Fat Sax. We do like I have this podcast, explain it to them, yeah, right? And they fucking they're they started laughing, bro. They loved it, right? And I was like, fuck yeah, you know what I mean? So it's like it it gets them going, right? Bro, so the day of the delivery comes up for my bike, and this dude says, Hey, big daddy fat sex, I'm on my way. I need your address.

SPEAKER_03 6:31

And I was like, Fuck yeah, wait, that's dope. That is dope, that is dope.

SPEAKER_00 6:36

I was like, bro, you can't beat that shit, dude. So you know it works, bro. Just if we live in just off the strength of the name, dog, you know what I mean? Like, come on, bro.

SPEAKER_02 6:48

We both made pretty big purchases, I feel like. Oh this chain. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:56

Like four bucks, four bucks. Hell yeah, four butts fake, but yeah, hell yeah, bro. You know, it's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_00 7:04

You got the chain and you did your makeup today.

SPEAKER_02 7:06

I no, I didn't do makeup. I started doing skincare, you know. I'm learning about skincare.

SPEAKER_00 7:11

Oh, yeah, yeah. My bad.

SPEAKER_02 7:12

Not makeup, bro. I did skincare. I put a face mask on. Yeah, it would be glowing. I don't think it did anything though. Like, it doesn't feel any different.

SPEAKER_00 7:21

It's not gonna do anything like the first time. You know, it's not like the first time I've ever done it. This is the same shit.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

I don't fucking know. Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 7:29

Did you ever put lotion on your face like before this?

SPEAKER_02 7:32

Before this, yeah, before I did.

SPEAKER_00 7:33

Yeah, so like you kept up, you did like some type of skincare routine.

SPEAKER_02 7:38

Yeah, I think you'd watch your face. It's it's the yeah, it's the same lotion that I put on, like, like it's not like face lotion, it's just the same lotion that you oh yeah, it's like dick and ball lotion you put on your face lotion type. All purpose, you know? Like, I mean, I don't know if it is all purpose, but I treat it like that. I only do it sometimes, you know, like during the winter when you get like ashy, that's like usually what I do. Sometimes I'm like, nah, I'm sweating enough. Like, you know, it's fine. Like, you know, I don't need what do I need lotion for? That's crazy. I'm gonna feel weird. The worst, well not the worst thing, but the craziest shit that I saw when it comes to homeless people um is that I don't know where it is. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, it's not the it's not the craziest thing I saw. You know, I'm not talking about that because I've seen some crazy shit, but I'm saying there's a place, I don't know if it's in LA or I don't know where it is, but it's like called the Underground City. Is that in California somewhere? And it's it's these tunnels where like water goes through and shit. There's like nothing down there at all, and it's a bunch of homeless people who've created a whole like thing down there, and it's like dangerous as shit. But there's thousands of them. I don't know if if it's it might be multiple thousands, I don't know, but there's a lot of them, and sometimes when the water gets through, like some of them die. And it's it's the craziest shit ever. I don't know where it's called Underground City. That's what they said. I saw a YouTube video about it, and the further they went with this homeless guy that was like tour guiding them throughout this thing, like you couldn't see anything. They went like somewhere else, and then you're you just hear the fucking like a cat like noise, and they put their flashlight on into some like homeless ass like lady. And I was like, what the fuck is happening? Guess there's like territories and stuff, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 9:24

What the fuck is this like what is it? Fucking Bane, where the Batman where it's like the Dark Knight rises ass fucking you've only adopted to old bro.

SPEAKER_02 9:33

Yeah, that's literally like bro, that's literally that was the craziest shit ever.

SPEAKER_00 9:39

Damn. I I've net dude, I've never heard about this, bro. I tried looking it up, and like the first thing that comes up is like the underground. What is it? The what'd you say? The underground city?

SPEAKER_03 9:49

The what do you what did you search up?

SPEAKER_00 9:50

The underground railroad? The underground the first one that comes up is Seattle. So I was trying to. Yeah, I think it's Seattle.

SPEAKER_02 9:58

I think it might be Seattle. Yeah, they're called the Mole. No, yeah, Las Vegas. Las Vegas. They're called the Mole people.

SPEAKER_00 10:06

The mole people?

SPEAKER_02 10:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:09

That's some hills have eyes type shit, bro.

SPEAKER_02 10:11

Like that's fucking scary shit.

SPEAKER_00 10:14

Nah, I'm not fucking with that, bro. You got me fucked up. That's wild.

SPEAKER_02 10:18

You got homeless people and like and they're all just underground, man. Like everyone building tunnels. What that one, no one, no one built that tunnel. I think that tunnel was already there for the water. Huh. No, I mean, I'm not saying that there's, I'm just saying there's, you know, they just found a bunch of them.

SPEAKER_04 10:35

You know?

SPEAKER_02 10:36

Right? I mean, who else do you who else do you know that's like you know, regularly in tunnels? I don't know. I also had a crush on, and I still do uh lit uh Lizzie Kaplan, but not because of the Mean Girls movie.

SPEAKER_00 10:48

Lizzie Kaplan. Which one's Lizzie Kaplan?

SPEAKER_02 10:51

They kept calling uh a lesbian in Mean Girls, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But other movies, like you know, it's girls with big eyes, bro. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 11:00

I was about to say, you like the the big eyes girls, yeah. Bro, we're gonna have to we'll have to make that an episode where we like I guess it'll have to be just YouTube related for this specific part. We'll have to get like build you your own baddie, bro. Like eyes, eyes from so-and-so, nose from so-and-so, lips from so-and-so, skin color of the city.

SPEAKER_02 11:24

Like how Truman did it when he was trying to find his girl, and he took out parts of the magazine. I just watched that the other day, not for the first time, but The Truman Show, bro. I watched one of the worst movies ever yesterday, and supposedly people are talking good stuff about it, and I don't think it's good at all. It's called Disclosure Day.

SPEAKER_00 11:43

Disculture Day?

SPEAKER_02 11:44

Disclosure. It's with Disclosure. It's with Emily Blunt. And have you seen like the trailer of like this news lady girl, and then she just starts like you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. I was watching it with Safe, and he's like, is she speaking Swahili? I'm like, no, dude. Like, it's alien talk. Like, but it's about aliens and it's like a sci-fi thing. Okay, and uh yeah, I don't want to say too much unless people actually want to see this dumbass movie. No, I'll say a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 12:21

No, bro, spoil it. Yeah, spoil it.

SPEAKER_02 12:23

Yeah, you should have fucking watched it before he did.

SPEAKER_00 12:25

Congratulations.

SPEAKER_02 12:26

It's still in theaters, so it's like still like so spoilers, but it's still in theaters. It just came out, I'm pretty sure. But anyway, uh it's this, it's this girl, right? And she's she's chilling, she's like a weather lady, and she gets like kind of like half possessed by like an alien.

SPEAKER_01 12:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 12:48

Like, so she's like a passenger, like they're just like kind of there, and then like somebody can be like speaking any language and she'll just understand everything, and she's like look into people, and she'll like know what the fuck's going on. Just a bad movie in general. Like the it was like two and a half hours, something like that, of them just like going random places and her just being like an empath. But like, not like not like you know, just like me, of course, but like but but but you knew what I was gonna say. It got so much. There's a scene, oh my god, it's so dumb. There's a scene where she's walking past people, and then she's like Vincent, and the other person's like, she knows my name, and she goes next one's Henry, and then he goes, and then he goes, you got the other person, Laura. And they're all like freaking out. And I'm like, what the fuck is happening right now? And then she starts like moving people, and things are levitating, and this is a Harry Potter, bro. Like, I don't know. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. And I love sci-fi alien movies or space movies. I love that shit. So I was excited for it.

SPEAKER_00 13:54

The way you just described that, that sounded like some It's weird, man.

SPEAKER_02 13:58

Google TV ass fucking I was watching it, I was like, why did Emily Blunt say yes to this? Like, I was like, she's so much better than this. Like, why does she do this? But supposedly people are saying good things about it, and I won't believe them.

SPEAKER_00 14:12

So okay, I watched that. Then here we go, here we go. Back to my beef, then with Rotten Tomatoes. They're the 80%.

SPEAKER_02 14:17

Yeah, you see? Oh my that's good, right? That movie sucks. That's a bad movie. Like, attempt watching it.

SPEAKER_00 14:28

You say you like sci-fi movies and shit like that. Was it the acting that was bad? Was it the script that because to me it sounded like the script was bad.

SPEAKER_02 14:38

The plot could have been cool. Script was terrible, like the movie itself was bad. But even Emily Blunt was fucking up. But it but it might have been like the director or something. Who knows? It can't be her. There's no way. But like that, like at the beginning of the movie, this bird like goes to the window and like sits down and like at their table, and that's how she got this, supposedly. But I think I don't know. But she sits on the table, and then Emily Blunt starts looking at this bird like like you know, and then like it goes to like a shot of her of just her face, and like the wind's like blowing. Like, I literally laughed. I was like, What the fuck is this? And then she starts going like kurva and just starts like speaking a whole different language, and her boyfriend's like, What the fuck are you doing? Okay, she gets pulled over by a cop, and then she starts looking at the cop, same thing. Starts looking at the cop, the cop's like, uh ID this or whatever, you know? And like she's like, You're having a bad day. Your wife loves you. Get those little red cupcakes that she loves. It's okay, and you're a great father.

SPEAKER_03 15:38

And he's like, Um, what? It's like what is happening? Like, it's a bunch of just that shit. It's a lot of just that.

SPEAKER_00 15:47

You know what that that moment reminded me of?

SPEAKER_02 15:49

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_00 15:50

That's the raven when she has those fucking dumbass visions.

SPEAKER_02 15:53

It's like, yeah, this is like her making that face without like the special effects sequence of it going in her eyes and stuff. She's basically having that without like that you're just looking at her, just staring.

SPEAKER_03 16:06

Like that's the it's literally that without special effects.

SPEAKER_00 16:10

Are you doing anything for July 4th, bro? Do you ever do anything for July 4th?

SPEAKER_02 16:14

Sometimes, uh, but I'm pretty sure I'm working.

SPEAKER_00 16:17

You're not gonna go out and pop fireworks or nothing, bro. You can pop fireworks at work, bro.

SPEAKER_02 16:21

I don't think they'll allow us to do that, bro. There's been fireworks going on all week here, and it scares the shit out of me. Because I've been going to sleep early and it's just boom, boom, boom, and I'm just like, yeah, every time, bro, it's scaring the shit out of me. Like, it's still June. They've been doing this for a week now. Like, how many fireworks did you get where you can last this long?

SPEAKER_00 16:40

Well, I mean, they're they most of the fireworks stands opened at the beginning of this month because of 4th of July.

SPEAKER_02 16:46

Yeah, but for us, for us to get good fireworks, you have to go across, you have to go to Indiana. So they maybe went there.

SPEAKER_00 16:53

Really?

SPEAKER_02 16:53

Yeah, over here, like you get sparklers and like smoke bombs.

SPEAKER_03 16:57

Yeah. Yeah, some some some bullshit. Fuck you gonna do with that, huh? Grenades and ozies.

SPEAKER_02 17:03

They're like, you can't anything in between, you can't do. But like, usually like before, we would make like a trip to like go, you know, to Indiana or something, and then they would have indie animals. With all the indie animals, you know. God damn it. And then they'll be there and they'll have this big ass tent set up, like usually like on the side or whatever. It's a fireworks.

SPEAKER_00 17:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:25

And you go there and you're like, oh, Ballbuster 3000. Let me get five of those. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, oh like all these crazy ass shit. Like, I don't know. That was fun when we did that. This is our first sober podcast ever.

SPEAKER_00 17:38

Yeah. We're high on life now, guys. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:41

Yep. Yeah. After Friday, uh both of us decided just not to drink anymore.

SPEAKER_00 17:49

Bro, uh my hangovers are so bad, bro. Like, it sounds like some it sounds like I'm trying to throw up my asshole, like just the entire time, dude. Oh, that sounds like I'm just getting the wind knocked out of me all fucking day long. You know what I mean? So I started doing better with the see? I started doing better with the tequila that I drink and shit like that. And it just looked like a crackhead, bro. God damn it.

SPEAKER_03 18:23

Um so the tequila like that. Okay. Uh huh.

SPEAKER_00 18:29

So over over the last couple of years, I've started changing the the stuff that I drink, bro. And I think I'm still at a limit to where I can only drink like one day out of the weekend. Because I tried a new bottle Friday and I got wasted. And me and Sad Boy ended up at the restaurant together. We hung out and we were smashed, bro. Or I was smashed.

SPEAKER_02 18:56

It was like I I I was I was drinking, but I think I had a lot of catching up to do to get to your level. But it was great because at one point I was like, you know, sometimes you gotta sit back and listen. And then he's over here. There's other people at the restaurant that were like younger than us, and then he he he generally went off on just like, man, you these kids these days, this gener, he literally said generation. He said generation, he said, your guys' generation, like that's what he was on, and I was like, Oh shit, okay. But he like, but it was great. I mean, I love seeing that. That's that's awesome. It's always nice to see you get that wasted.

SPEAKER_00 19:32

He he likes seeing it because everybody sees him like that all the time. Now he gets to sit back and kind of like windowsh this whole moment, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 19:39

So it's like it's great because he'll be doing that, and then purple will be like, I agree. That's all he says, and then that's like shut the fuck up. Was anybody talking to you?

SPEAKER_03 19:48

It's so funny, it's so funny.

SPEAKER_00 19:52

Hey, I'm I might go see Wu Tang clan, bro.

SPEAKER_02 19:54

Really?

SPEAKER_00 19:55

Yeah, they're playing, they're playing at the casino here. Uh well, not here in DFW, but the casino is like an hour and a half away, and it's in September.

SPEAKER_03 20:08

Something's right here. It was big. Okay, I need to. Put him up, put him up, whoa, hi, hi, Audda.

SPEAKER_02 20:22

Guys, there is something flying around. There's a fruit flyer or something, but it was big.

SPEAKER_03 20:29

Okay, anyway. Actually, I have a question for you, bro.

SPEAKER_00 20:33

Yeah, since you live in a condo type environment, do you do you not get door-to-door salesmen? Because they have to be able to get in the building, right?

SPEAKER_02 20:44

It says not soliciting, but yeah, they do.

SPEAKER_00 20:47

So what do you do? Like, get the fuck out of my building and like like Spartan kick them down the stairs?

SPEAKER_02 20:52

I don't do all that. I was like, oh, the door line trying to sell, like, I don't want anything, I don't want anything. I just shut the door on them. I don't like that's it.

SPEAKER_03 20:58

Fuck, dude.

SPEAKER_02 20:58

Or like I get those people that are like so adamant about seeing my fucking like my commed electricity bill, and like, no, just give it to us. I'm like, who the who are you? Who the hell are you, bro? Like war, bitch? What the fuck, like we're from this, we're from this. I'm like, you asked for two. It's like, no, just get your bill, just get your bill. I'm like, why? Well, like, what are you like it tweaks me out? I don't know, they're doing something shady.

SPEAKER_00 21:23

No, yeah, that's that's been my like my thing over I would say like the last seven years at least, right? Because now we're in houses, bro. Fuck, man. It's like every fucking week there's somebody knocking on our door trying to sell us some shit, right? And my mom is at a point where she fucking cannot stand these people, bro.

SPEAKER_02 21:50

Like put them aside or something. I mean, I don't know if I'll stop them, but they it won't.

SPEAKER_00 21:56

We did that before, and actually, I'll like I'll probably do that part. But to her, they're like the lowest level of scum on this planet, bro. Like it's like it's like PDF files. It's like all of the Epstein list motherfuckers and then door-to-door cells, bro. It's just is like that's as fucking. Understandable though. Cause it's like, bro, you and you're at your crib, dude. You're just trying to chill. You're trying like this is your safe place. Yeah. And motherfuckers want to be coming trying to knock on your door, like, uh, can we do an estimate on your roof? It's free.

SPEAKER_02 22:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:29

We don't we don't own the property. Well, do you think the landlord would I don't know, you call them. Well, who is it? I don't fucking know. I just pay the bill, bro. Like, you think I'm on a first name basis with these motherfuckers? Like, no, who is it?

SPEAKER_02 22:40

Get the fuck out. It's like they're they're like, your time is owed to them. That's how they fucking talk about it. Yeah, bro. Yeah, that's annoying as hell. Dude, I'm not trying to talk about movies the whole time, but I just watched The Whale again the other day. And it's just an amazing movie. It's like, have you seen it?

SPEAKER_00 22:56

Yeah. No, I haven't. But every time we talk about it, it I get like a little bit closer to watching it.

SPEAKER_02 23:01

Yeah, it's about this fat gay guy, and then like he's trying to like end his shit. And then um the there's a Mormon kid who's like, Oh, I'm here to talk about God, and then like he opens the door, and then the fat guy's like almost dying or something, and he has he's watching gay porn. That's how the movie starts, so it's uh, you know, so it's like what the fuck? So I think, and in for some reason the kid stayed, but I think in real life, people would leave. Yeah. If they saw that, so maybe that's a good way. You should tell your mom to leave. You should tell your mom to put up, like, you know, just gay porn.

SPEAKER_03 23:39

You know, she opens the door into the back TV, it's just full screen, it's just the big TV, just gay porn.

SPEAKER_00 23:45

That could be it, that could be a way that would that's a crazy tactic. Yeah, that's reverse psychology, bro. Yeah, that the fact that bro stayed after realizing like he stayed, he sat down, he hung out.

unknown 23:57

That's so good.

SPEAKER_02 23:58

Yeah, he's a big part of the movie.

SPEAKER_00 24:00

Like, what is what is how does that even fucking pan out, bro? Imagine somebody, right? You're you're at your like you're at your peak sad boy, bad boy days, right? Somebody, or I'm at my peak, fat sacks, like okay, like criminal phase. You know what I mean? Uh-huh. Some Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door, or some you know, car insurance salesman knocks on my door. Yeah, he's like, Hey man, I want to talk to you about your auto policy. And I'm like, All right, take three perks, and then we can sit down and talk about it. You know, let's talk about it.

SPEAKER_02 24:30

Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, that's so crazy, dog. There is one uh thing I saw on TikTok where it was like these Mormons came up and they're like, you know, knocked on the door, and this girl's like, um, I don't want to talk, but like, do you guys want to help me with something? And they're like, the videos are out. They're like, um, um, I just feel like that's how Mormons talk. Um, um, uh sure, yes, yes, ma'am. And then she just had them like paint the whole house.

SPEAKER_00 24:54

It was like, imagine if you if you did that and it was like work. Like, no, we can't talk about that, but I got some stuff for you to sell for me. You know what I mean? You just got Mormons out here fucking slang and crack, bro.

SPEAKER_02 25:10

Wait a minute. If I was a cop, I would never stop a Mormon. Like, you know, white shirt tupped in, holding a book, just walking around, acting like it's the first time being in civilization. I would never, I'd just be like, oh, you know, bro, give them some crack. I see, you know what's crazy, bro?

SPEAKER_00 25:31

Y'all motherfuckers don't think fat sacks know some shit. I've come up with flavored cocaine and using Mormons to fucking distribute your fucking drugs, dog.

SPEAKER_02 25:39

Dude, flavored cocaine and we have Mormons that deliver it to you. Holy shit. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 25:45

Hey bro, I'm out here giving million dollar ideas. They'll never know that shit. I need my I need my 15%, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

And like imagine the town, like, they'll never know that everyone's on drugs. I mean, like, there's uh there's been a surplus of Mormons lately. I don't know what's going on. Like, that's all that's all they're gonna think. There's a lot of Mormons here now, huh? Like, they're not gonna think of anything else. That's actually a dude, these ideas are gold.

SPEAKER_00 26:07

Hey, bro.

SPEAKER_02 26:07

Just watch somebody's gonna somebody's gonna make a movie about this and just ruin it all.

SPEAKER_00 26:11

Um I'm trying to be a civilized human.

SPEAKER_02 26:15

What a great movie.

SPEAKER_00 26:16

What is it civilized? What the fuck? Law abiding citizen. There we go.

SPEAKER_02 26:19

I love that movie. That's a great movie. That is a good movie. That's a really good movie. It's a fucked up movie, but it's really good.

SPEAKER_00 26:26

That's yeah, I feel like that was one of those movies that was it could have been a little bit longer.

SPEAKER_02 26:32

Yeah, and it's pretty long, right? I wouldn't mind if that was like five hours. I would have still watched it. It's not good.

SPEAKER_00 26:38

It's pretty long.

SPEAKER_02 26:39

Okay, that was how, how, how's that pause?

SPEAKER_00 26:42

No, that's not a pause moment. Once again, the what you said. No, it's not it's not what you're saying, it's it's how you're saying it's a good one. I don't think I said it anymore. It is pretty long, you know what I mean? Like I don't think I said it.

SPEAKER_02 26:55

Like you you heard that, you're like, uhunds like it's talking about dick. No, I don't think so. I don't think I don't think so at all.

SPEAKER_03 27:02

I don't think so at all. What the hell?

SPEAKER_00 27:06

All right, my fault, my fault. Zara, once again, leave your answer here. Was that crazy the way he said it? Yes or no?

SPEAKER_02 27:12

She's gonna say yes.

SPEAKER_00 27:13

Right now, right now, I'm kind of winning right now, bro. Because she's she's agreed with me a lot more than she's agreed with you.

SPEAKER_02 27:18

She takes your side. Nobody takes my side. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_00 27:22

What do you mean? Plenty of people take your side. Who? Wow. You hear that, guys? Obviously, he's stalling because he does it.

SPEAKER_03 27:30

Whoever he doesn't know whoever you are, if you guys exist out there, like no, people just say.

SPEAKER_02 27:39

Y'all don't matter to him. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, that's not true. Wait, shout out Ramen. She took my side today.

SPEAKER_00 27:45

Uh see, look, there you go. Like, he had a he had to think about that.

SPEAKER_02 27:49

Because every other person doesn't. They're telling me fucking eternal sunshine of the spotless mind was a bad movie today, and they kept calling it external sunshine of the spotless mind. That was pissing me off. Why are you saying it wrong?

SPEAKER_00 28:01

Bro, what it what is that?

SPEAKER_02 28:03

What because I said Jim Carrey movie that I told you about. His first serious role where like you can go to somebody and have your memory erased if something like painful happened to you.

SPEAKER_00 28:14

And when did this come out? 2004.

SPEAKER_02 28:16

Mark Ruffalo's in it, dude. Everybody's in it. Not everybody. Elijah Wood's in it. And it was his first like serious, like non-comedy. And then one girl from Titanic, I always forget her name. Kate Winslett.

SPEAKER_00 28:28

Her oh, that's his girlfriend. Why is her hair so orange in this movie?

SPEAKER_02 28:32

Because her name's Clementine.

SPEAKER_00 28:34

Okay, it's also not what is it? Lee Multipass or some shit like that. The fucking chick from Fifth Element?

SPEAKER_02 28:40

Oh, yeah. Her hair is like symbolism of what time. So like her hair color changes. And it kind of because you don't know, one, you don't know if he's in a dream or not, or if he's like in the thing or there are they erasing his memory, or is this actually happening? And then her hair color will kind of help you find out oh, what time period was this? Was this before this? Was it after this? Like shit like that. Because her whole thing is she's like spontaneous and he's not. So she changes her hair color, but like it helps you with the timing.

SPEAKER_00 29:10

But it's good. So this is like some Scott Pilgrim versus the world type shit.

SPEAKER_02 29:14

But deeper than that. Like Scott Pilgrim is like fun. You know, this one's like pretty sad. Okay, deeper than that. Don't fucking smile like that, okay?

SPEAKER_03 29:23

Dude, how the fuck did I that was not even sexual? I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_00 29:27

Why you smile, bro? No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll grow up. I'll grow up. I'll grow up.

SPEAKER_02 29:35

I swear, man. You can't even talk about anything anymore.

SPEAKER_00 29:38

It's your fault. It's your fault, bro.

SPEAKER_02 29:40

How?

SPEAKER_00 29:41

It's the necklace, bro. It's the necklace.

SPEAKER_03 29:46

Wait, what are you saying? It's only my third day out here with this hole. Wait, this doesn't look good.

SPEAKER_00 29:53

Damn, bro. I didn't say it made you gay, bro. That's crazy. Wait, I do actually have a question about the necklace. Uh-huh. Are you rocking that hole? Only for camera. Are you just rocking that hole? Only for camera. Oh, only for camera. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 30:07

If I rock this shit everywhere, my shit's gonna turn green. It's fake as can be. It's fake as can be. No. Like after the restaurant, I took it off and I'm like, oh yeah, this. I put it back on. You know, but I want to get like a real one, and there's one that I saw, but it was like $4,000. And I was like, no, I can't do that. That was crazy.

SPEAKER_00 30:29

Wait, so what why can't you just get I'll get that a not diamond one? Why can't you just get all silver?

SPEAKER_02 30:36

No, I will. I will. But then I was looking at the other ones and I was like, man, this is fire. And it was it was like it was like 30% off. And it was like $4,000 or something.

SPEAKER_00 30:44

Bro, if you just get an all silver one, it's gonna be a couple of hundred bucks. Like, you don't have to. No, no, I will. That's what I'm gonna do. You you're here. It's either two thousand here or two thousand dollars. Come on, bro. Like baby steps, cuz God damn.

SPEAKER_02 31:01

You're right, you're right. You're right. I will I will though. I will, cuz I don't want my neck to look out like blown out cow pussy or like have it be like green or something, you know. I never heard of crusty neck, so I could just assume the back of somebody's neck just looking like blown out cow pussy. Like I've heard about your neck being green, but I never heard about like crusty neck, like you know? So I'm trying to imagine how it looked like, and that's what I'm imagining. You know, they have like some type of growth or something on the back of their neck. Is that not what it is? You know, is that not how it looks, or is that what is my accurate? Am I accurate? Yeah, accurate. I mean, there you go.

SPEAKER_00 31:45

I don't know why they just sound so insane to me, bro. Calpassy is crazy.

SPEAKER_02 31:50

Yeah, I don't want that. But yeah, being hungover after that Friday, I know I'm going back to that. It always the next day, you said you felt like what? I don't know, uh like that. I just get anxiety. That's what you said, right? I feel like oh yeah, I guess so. Yeah, wait, isn't that what you said?

SPEAKER_00 32:12

I thought that's what you said. I feel like a seal, I guess. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 32:15

Wait, didn't you not say that? Is that what I said? You said and you said you feel like your butthole is trying to do something, and then and then and then I was like, oh, like this?

SPEAKER_03 32:27

And you're like, yeah, exactly like that.

SPEAKER_00 32:29

Wait, wasn't it? Oh, you're talking about I thought I thought you were talking about when we were texting, but yeah, that when I'm when I get that hungover, yes, that's how I feel, but I don't feel like that anymore off the liquor I drink now.

SPEAKER_02 32:40

Dude, I just get anxiety and I just start thinking about like things that I've probably done normal, where I'm like, oh you stupid fucking bit. Why'd you fucking do that? Like, that's my version of a hangover, and I just feel like trash about that. Like the same way, like when you're like trying to go to sleep, and you just think about all like the cringiest things that you've done in your whole existence. Yeah, like I get that, and I get that, and like feel bad about it. Like, and like there's somebody in my ear going, feel bad about this. Yeah, everyone was looking at you. I bet they still remember this. I bet they're thinking about it right now. Like, that's how I feel every fucking time. There's this one there's this one time, there's like one main thing that I think about like when I'm like in bed, I'm like, why the fuck did I do that? And that was when I was playing Silent Ball in like fourth grade, and it was like uh we had like a bunch of silent balls, like this game that you like you sit on your desk. I think it's a game that our teacher made up because he wanted us to just shut the fuck up, to be honest. But like uh it's like we had like you sit on your desk and you just pass a ball around, and if you drop the ball, you're out, and if you talk, you're out, right? So and then we had like probably five clusters of desks, so there's like five desks put up into these like little islands, right? Like they're all touching each other, like you're facing each other. We're all there. I'm winning, right? Little fat kid, right? Super excited to play. And I'm winning. Everybody in my table was out, so they're there, and then you would like fake people out. You'd be looking here and you pass it over there, like you know, so you're faking people out, and then I get it, and then I try to fake somebody out, and then as I did it, I farted like pretty fucking loud, and I was sitting on the desk, so it was on everybody's face that was in my fucking cluster desk.

SPEAKER_03 34:34

It was like literally, it was like it was like a wet fart, like it was nasty, like it was nasty, and I passed it and I got myself so excited that I farted.

SPEAKER_02 34:44

Everyone sat down, and you know what the craziest part? It was silent, so no one was allowed to make any noise after that. So I did that, no one was allowed to say anything, so still silent, and I'm just sitting there, it's like like oh, like, dude, it was oh my god, it was so bad.

SPEAKER_00 35:03

Overanalyzing that whole fucking situation.

SPEAKER_02 35:05

I'm over here, like there's this girl Caitlin. She's probably thinking about that right now, like you know, she's probably thinking about what happened in fourth grade. Oh, that's the worst.

SPEAKER_00 35:18

Fucking my fucking face wet ass heart smelled like fucking mop water, just fucking regurgitated.

SPEAKER_02 35:24

How you fucking it smelled like Korean doll chow, bro? It smelled like fucking biryani, like that shit was butter chicken in their face. Like, dude, it was fucked. It was fucked. But that's what I was eating. What do you think? I was getting McDonald's? Like, you know, it makes sense.

SPEAKER_00 35:42

I just you know emphasis is crazy, bro.

SPEAKER_02 35:46

A little taste of India for them that day. But but whatever.

SPEAKER_00 35:53

You know, that's a day they'll never forget. You're the reason motherfuckers can't trust people to fart around them. What do you mean? What do you mean? Wait, because it's like like every time, every time somebody farts around them, they just like flashback to that moment. It's just that that's so raven ass flashback where it's like they think they think about no bear just fucking ripping ass while they're trying to play a game, and they can't have any type of reaction to it because it's a stupid ass, like, quiet game. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 36:22

Dude, it was crazy. It was quiet for like another five minutes, and I had to just get off my desk and just sit down and look at them because we're all facing each other. Yeah, man. I I truly feel like I ruined their lives. Like, I don't know. I feel like some butterfly effect. I don't know. Something.

SPEAKER_00 36:40

No. See, you you use you had that moment and it was out of pure innocence. I have this one homie, bro, and I know he listens to the pod, so he's gonna love this part. Uh-huh. Um, I used to work with this dude back in the day, man. Uh, one of the best homies I've ever had. We worked at this car wash job together where we were like installing automatic car washes, right? And anytime we had to go pick up parts at like Home Depot, Lowe's, or something like to go do anything, right?

SPEAKER_02 37:12

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 37:13

It would always be like after lunch. And this motherfucker would get super gassy, bro. And like he would intentionally just like silently fart in the path of people walking in a specific direction.

SPEAKER_02 37:28

Oh, he's a fucking demon, bro. Fucking King Vaughn over here.

SPEAKER_00 37:31

It it he'd be like, he'd be like, hey, let's go, let's go. And I would be like, all right, I already know what's happening. So we would go stand at the other end of the aisle and just watch people walk into this fucking just fart crop dust bubble, bro. And you just see that look on their face, bro. We would do this for days, bro. We would like anytime we would be on an install together, it we would just it would just be that it was just the way his stomach was set up, bro. You know, bro, it's the way that you fixate it on it. What do you you want me to say they're pansa? Like, what the fuck, bro? They're pansa, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:08

So y'all crop dusting people, like y'all King Vaughn. Yeah, I y'all is nothing to do with this.

SPEAKER_03 38:15

You're just a compliment.

SPEAKER_00 38:17

Yeah, bro. I'm gonna I'm an accessory after the fact, cuz like I'm not out here fucking doing it. I'm just I'm enjoying the fucking moment, bro. That's how he would, dude. He would do this shit all the time, and it was just like, okay, cool. Like, you know, we know we're finna go to lunch, we're finna do this, we're just gonna be on demon time, like letting this shit happen. And it would be it would be so violent, bro. Like watching these people's reactions would just be so fucking it was crazy, dude. And it just like it literally smelled like somebody took a shit in the like like his gut for just what was he eating? It would be anything, bro. Anything like we would go have Whataburger, we'd go have fucking.

SPEAKER_02 38:58

Something's wrong with his bowels, bro. That's not normal. Yeah, fuck a dying though. You know, dying rabbit in his fucking ass. Like, what the fuck is in there?

SPEAKER_00 39:07

Fucking butt hole turning inside out, bro. It is a fucking it is it was bad, dude.

SPEAKER_02 39:11

Yeah, that sounds like an AI fruit scene. AI fruit scene, like the AI fruits that are everywhere. Like I could just see that happening. Some of those farts, and they're like, hey, cuh, get over here, cuh. And they go over there, hey cu, you gotta take this out. And then it's like uh it's like a husband and wife walking, like, hey, girl cu, was that you? Oh no, we need a divorce, cu. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_00 39:32

That's how I picture it. Did we did we talk about that last time? Because you just recently dropped a YouTube video.

SPEAKER_02 39:38

Oh my god, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_00 39:40

Right? That shit, bro. I'm not gonna lie, I was not more bought into it than your YouTube video of it, bro. Like, I had seen it.

SPEAKER_03 39:52

That was your first introduction? That's everywhere for me.

SPEAKER_00 39:55

No, no, I I I had I had seen it, you know what I mean? But it was like I would just kind of scroll through it, right? It was your YouTube video of like play by play and interaction with it that made me be like, all right, cool. I need to watch some of these, bro. Like, just to fucking get the overall concept of it. You know what I mean? So I went through and I found one and I was like, okay, this one's alright, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 40:17

But I gotta No, you're not supposed to me making that video wasn't like pro AI fruit videos. You're supposed to be, you're not supposed to look it up. No, I you said going through like, wait, you know what? I like this one. Wait, wait, which one was it?

SPEAKER_00 40:29

No, I found one and I was like, okay, this is alright, you know what I mean? But I like I like I need to get I don't I don't want to get to your content because sometimes your your content you're got the shit that you be watching be fucking me up, bro.

SPEAKER_02 40:44

It's like bro, there's this there's this one video. Oh this is this guy, right? This is like this dude. So funny. He'll watch like like random videos. There's one of this girl like Jenny and should be making like, oh, we're gonna make um like watermelon jello today, like in the watermelon. And then she's like, today we're gonna we're gonna do this, and then there's this one guy, and he just cuts to him, just like Jenny. I love when you make these videos because you're so good at them. And then it cuts back, but it has like the ending, and then it cuts back to the video. These like three-minute videos and I'm watching all of them, and it's like then it goes, and right now we're taking all the guts out from the watermelon, and he goes, Jenny, you're so creative, everything you do is amazing. And then there's a pause and it goes back. Dude, it's so good. It's a literally amazing it's the best content I've ever seen in my life. I don't think it's like the best reaction content. I don't even care what the fuck he's reacting to. But the reason I'm following and I'm not even making fun of him, I'll straight up watch this by myself.

SPEAKER_00 41:44

I'm I'm the type I'm still the type of dude who like get like I'll watch I don't know how, but I'll get caught up on like part like it'll like the first time I see it, I'll be like part 192 of 6,000 of like a movie. You know what I mean? So I'll end up watching a whole movie on TikTok, you know. So it's like fuck, now I gotta go back to all the way to the beginning. And then there's always that one time where there's like like every third episode is missing. So I'm like, oh fuck, now I have to like on Netflix. Oh, you don't go search for like, oh, let's see that. Nah, bro. Nah. Like if I get to a point where I'll tell you right now, that's the only reason I watched you was because I was starting to get a lot of like part um you the fucking Oh, the show.

SPEAKER_02 42:29

Yeah, not you, motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_00 42:30

Like this. What are you talking about? Basically, I'll say this unless it wasn't recommended by a friend or Mrs. Sacks doesn't start watching it, it's most likely because I started a series on Oh, Yellowstone. That's the reason why I watched Yellowstone. Because I was like, all right, you know, here it is. That's probably why I'm gonna start watching Boondocks here soon because a lot of Boondock shit is popping up on my TikTok, you know. So it's like that's the whole reason for all those things, bro. And I'm like, and it's it always hits, you know. It's not like I hadn't seen something that I didn't fuck with yet, you know.

SPEAKER_02 43:02

Yeah, I feel you. I I got one thing recommended recently, and I was just I watched like 10 minutes of it, and I was like, fuck this. Why am I even trying? It's called off campus, I think. Off campus, it's like it's like girl porn.

SPEAKER_00 43:16

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 43:16

Okay, it's like one of those, and then they're like, Oh yeah, you're really gonna like it, check it out. And it's like, okay. So I'm like watching, and the first scene is like this girl, like, I think it's off campus, I think that's the right one I'm thinking, but she's like in a locker room, just cleaning stuff up, and she has her headphones on, and somebody taking a shower, she doesn't know, and she trips on a bucket, and she sees this guy, and then uh this guy like turns around and he's just like looking at her, and she's just like looking at his dick, I guess, and then she just like runs away. And I'm like, What the fuck am I watching?

SPEAKER_00 43:46

The most smud ass scene that you just described right now, bro. That's why.

SPEAKER_02 43:50

I know, and like Zara was one that was watching this, Josette was one that was watching this, you know what I mean? Ramen, and I was like, Oh, okay, y'all watch. Porn. Like, why did you invite me to the smutters? Yeah. Is that what they're called? That sounds a little slurish. I don't know if that's what it's called. I mean, I don't know. The slut us, I guess. I don't fucking know, bro. The sl the smudd us.

SPEAKER_03 44:17

The smudd us. The smudders, yeah. That's what I say. He's gonna say the slut us. The slut us. Did I say sludd us? I did, right? It's too close. It's too close.

SPEAKER_00 44:34

Bro, that's that's like finding out it's funny because you can't have that conversation at work. Like what it's it's not like work appropriate, right? Whenever like, because like when you meet new people at work, you're just like, oh, what are your hobbies? You know, oh, I do this or I do this, right? And every time a woman says, Oh, I like to read books, oh yeah, my mind instantly goes to oh you like smut. Instantly. Like they could be these fucking, you know, like, oh no, I I like self-help books or whatever the case is. You're lying. You like smut. I yeah, I've I've never met the videos.

SPEAKER_02 45:14

They try to label it as like romance. It's like, no, it's the part that you skip in the porn. It's just that. Like, it's not like yeah, and I was gonna say, am I calling like everything on Pornhub romance? No, what are you talking about? What are we talking about?

SPEAKER_03 45:32

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 45:33

Yeah, no, it's because I've caught I've caught a few strays by just like listening to it. Cause like Mrs. Sachs will have it on like she'll be playing it on the audio, right? And then we'll get into the car, and her car automatically connects to her phone. That's crazy. He grabbed me by the neck, and then he shoved his pistol, his pistol up my vagina and told me to call him daddy.

SPEAKER_02 45:59

Like his member was throbbing, and I was like, yo, relax, bro. God damn, like that's a crazy time for your phone to connect. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:12

It's always the worst times, bro. It's never like, oh, like we were sitting next to the park, or we're sitting next to each other at the park, like enjoying the sun or some shit like that. You know, like it's always the worst part, bro. But I it's yeah, smud is smud is crazy. Like, I'm hey, bro, do your thing. Yeah, but don't don't don't do it public here, okay.

SPEAKER_02 46:34

Because you don't want to see me masturbating in public. Like, I agree. I I see I see I see where you're going.

SPEAKER_00 46:40

Like you driving down the road just fucking dripping, just because like this shit is going off. You know what I mean? Like, holy crap, bro. And you're you're sitting here acting like I'm you know, me listening to fucking Nipsey Hustle is just out outlandish. Like that's that's it's not the same thing, bro.

SPEAKER_02 46:58

We have to just listen to the soundtrack of the porn that we watch.

SPEAKER_00 47:02

Is there music?

SPEAKER_02 47:04

I don't think so. They're used to have music in porn, remember? The worst music, bro.

SPEAKER_03 47:11

Like that beat elevator music, bro. Like, this is a it was a which boom boom boom like yeah, it's a weird ass music.

SPEAKER_02 47:24

Bro, blank check that predatory ass fucking music, but yeah. I mean, not music, that movie was fucking weird. The kid was like eight years old, and then she was in love with it. She was making out with him, the old lady. She was like, she was like, what, like 28, 29? And then she she actually made out with him in the movie. And the end, she's like, he's like, when they find out everything because he was like a undercover, uh, he's like, Yeah, she's like, call me in 10 years. Mind you, the kid is eight, and then he's like, he's like, uh five years, and he goes, six, and he goes, deal. And I'm like, he would still be a minor.

SPEAKER_03 48:07

What are you doing? He's still what is that movie, bro? That's a Disney movie.

SPEAKER_00 48:13

Yeah, they don't they don't make movies like that anymore, obviously, for obvious reasons, but fuck, man.

SPEAKER_02 48:18

Man, was that a good movie though?

SPEAKER_00 48:20

That was a good movie. That was a good movie. Bro was living his life, bro. I would have done the same fucking shit. But you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 48:27

Well, how much did he get? Like a million dollars?

SPEAKER_00 48:29

Yeah, which I you can't do much with that anymore.

SPEAKER_02 48:31

I mean, I don't think you could do whatever he did. He bought a mansion, he bought a whole castle, yeah. Castle, cars, all this shit. Like, bro, you cannot do that with a million dollars.

SPEAKER_00 48:40

Had the whole fucking setup, dude. That shit was he lived it, dog. He lived it for a good minute, too, which is crazy. Yeah, and so that that dude always played a villain, too, now that I think about it. Because wasn't he the villain? I can't remember who it was in in mummy raps. It was called Mummy Raps, right? Unwrapped, unwrapped, unwrapped, it's the same dude that was the villain in Unwrapped, right?

SPEAKER_02 49:03

It should be. I have to look into it again, dude. Unwrapped. All by myself. I don't wanna be all by dude.

SPEAKER_00 49:13

Mommy, ooh, ooh, and he's just like she's missing his girl. Dude, that's how I feel when I'm hung over. That's how I feel like I talk when I'm hung over, bro. Mummy from unwrapped.

SPEAKER_01 49:26

Wait, wait, hold on, let's stop, let's stop. We start doing like a lot of things right now.

SPEAKER_03 49:29

Let's chill, let's chill the fuck out. Let's chill the fuck out, bro. We're done. We're done.

SPEAKER_01 49:34

All right, all right, all right.

SPEAKER_03 49:35

Thank you for listening. Thank you for listening to the podcast, bro. Holy shit.