DDMS episode 21: Finding Strength Amidst Trials: Personal Battles, Law Enforcement Ironies, and Life's Unexpected Comedy

When life throws a curveball that hits too close to home, like my dad's battle in the ICU with pneumonia, it's a stark reminder of our shared vulnerability. Yet, through this emotional rollercoaster, we've found strength and solace in our live sessions with you - our listeners - who bring laughter and connection to even the darkest of days. Amidst this personal struggle, I also take a light-hearted jab at the absurdities and dramas that can unfold within the walls of a police department, including a peculiar critique from a former colleague that's more laughable than offensive.

We often see law enforcement as an impenetrable force, but this episode peels back the curtain to reveal the all-too-human side of the badge. From the fall of an officer leading a double life to the widespread issue of hypocrisy and irony that plagues the department, the realities we discuss are as complex as they are compelling. I don't shy away from addressing the generational clashes and the competitive spirit that sometimes skews priorities within the ranks, raising the hard-hitting question of accountability when it comes to policing our communities.

To lighten the mood, we jump into a mix of bizarre news stories that could only happen in the unpredictable theater of real life. Imagine the drama of a courtroom outburst, the head-scratching tale of a Florida driveway gone without a trace, or the whimsical possibility of an alien bungling their GPS coordinates. These anecdotes serve as a gentle reminder to not take life too seriously, and to appreciate the odd and humorous moments that pepper our existence. So tune in, unwind, and join us for a heartfelt expression of gratitude for the incredible support that makes this shared journey so rewarding.

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:04

Warning, warning, warning. This content may be sensitive to some. If you feel the need to leave, it is completely understandable. Content may contain examples of death, suicide, sexual content and other shit. We don't know what we're gonna get into. This is not to offend anyone or upset anyone on purpose. This isn't your typical deputy dane, so listen at your own risk. Sit back and enjoy.

Speaker 2: 0:43

Good morning everybody. Welcome to the deputy dane morning show. I appreciate all y'all for being here. We got some stuff to get into. I really don't know what we're gonna get into, but we'll get into something.

Speaker 1: 0:55

Sit back. Oh oh, yep, there's the sirens. I think we're all gonna be detained. Sit back and enjoy the show.

Speaker 2: 1:05

Good morning everybody. Welcome to the deputy dane morning show podcast where we like to do all ASMR and everything that brings you and just tickles your fancy. Oh, that's weird. Hold on, I'm gonna sneeze. Excuse me, sorry about that. I had to sneeze. I thought we were having a good time talking about tickling or fancy and then, my goodness, I had to sneeze and, oh man, so I missed a week this last week for our podcast.

Speaker 2: 1:37

Unfortunately, my dad's back in ICU. It's been kind of a just waiting and see what happens. So he got pneumonia they thought it was like pneumonia COVID and who knows but ended up being pneumonia. One of his lungs is completely filled with just fluid and mucus and nastiness. We're kind of on a waiting game. They've been getting antibiotics, things have been kind of clearing up. They've been able to see his everything's kind of clearing up. We'll just say they use this little thing that like thumps the hell out of his chest while they give him a breathing treatment like a nebulizer and it just sits there and thumps and gets mucus away.

Speaker 2: 2:20

It's a shitty, shitty deal. I've dealt with people on the medical side watching people just pretty much drown on their own fluid and it's rough to watch this and seeing your dad kind of in the same spot, it's hard. It's a very, very hard deal. My dad's always been someone I looked up to, someone I've always had a lot of fun with. He'd play all his practical jokes and all his little street game jokes and stuff like that. So it's rough seeing him in this situation. I grew up with him working on cars, playing pool with me. Just seeing him like this is rough, but it's part of life, unfortunately, and you just have to deal with it. So it's been a lot Along with that.

Speaker 2: 3:01

We all in our house have this respiratory thing. That's been going on for weeks. Mine's slowly clearing up but allergies are still getting bad. And then today we have a stupid cold front it's like negative 12 with a windshield, definitely going to be staying inside today. These are restless. They don't want to be inside anymore. So it's a lot going on. We had fun this week while working, hanging out with all you guys on live. It's good to be back going live again.

Speaker 2: 3:27

I can't express how much I appreciate all y'all for the lives. I need those as much as other people say they need them. They really are. What kind of? Keep me in my mindset, right In the right mindset. I'd say it keeps me grounded. Making other people laugh is really what just kind of goes okay, life is okay. It's just we're all going through hardships right now.

Speaker 2: 3:51

So we've had a lot of crappy cases, just a lot of just garbage. And then on top of that we have a lot of stress with our PD is acting stupid and childish, and then not all the officers, just a couple of officers. We've been battling this for a while. It's nothing new. Some of the other people in the area we have an election coming up for sheriff and some other people have been just spreading rumors and starting garbage. And you know I received a check, for I only just gets great. I received a check for a shop of the cop and as I go to pick it up, they take a picture. I wasn't planning on taking a picture, I was just going to pick up the check, but you know you have to do your thing. It had been a long day. I didn't have my vest on. Our shirts don't really look the best we have a vest on. It's really hard to explain. So I take the picture, do everything and then all immediately we get trash talking from other cops and one of the best one. I love this one. This one was great.

Speaker 2: 4:53

There's an ex police chief in our area that he kind of got fired for some some shady shit and then we're kind of pushed out. We wouldn't say fired, I don't want to say fired and then someone go he wouldn't fire Well, either way, he got pushed out. So he gets on this post of me taking a picture and he's like oh, sheriff's office looks like a bunch of slobs, blah, blah, blah. You know I have a beard, yeah, whatever, it is what it is. I even admit I didn't look the best of day, I'm not even going to deny it, but I love it. Because he got pushed out of office because he had a photo leaked of him in a Captain Morgan pose, wearing nothing but some bright red, tidy whiteies. Mmm, yeah, I'm curious. How was it? Can you call him tidy reddies, tidy ready, tidy whitey underpants that are color red? And it's him and a Captain Morgan pose. And it took everything I could not to just take that picture and post it on his Facebook and go. You're correct, we should dress like you. We should dress like this all the time, but I didn't kept my cool. I Kind of go back to this because we've had just non-stop BS back and forth between Our agency and then some of the agencies in the area and it's over stupid stuff, just dumb stuff.

Speaker 2: 6:06

The other day in the courtroom If you're in law enforcement you know you could have respect for other agencies, just common courtesy. So we have a courthouse deputy and his job is to keep the courthouse secure. He's pretty much the courthouse security. Anything happens on that courthouse he needs to know. If I go in there, I let him know. Hey, I'm looking for somebody and he's gonna help me.

Speaker 2: 6:27

The other day we had two city cops. One of them is a rookie and he's just kind of following. One of them is the interim chief and this dude's got a big head. He's. He's terrible. He's banging one of the lower girls that's in the academy right now. Nepotism, just a lot of craziness in this agency.

Speaker 2: 6:46

So, long story short, they come to the courthouse. They tell our guy at the door there's two deputies is one at the door and there's one that sits in the courthouse and he's the head one, like in the courtroom. So they tell the guy at the door hey, we're coming to arrest somebody. No worries happens all the time he's gonna be coming to court today, we're gonna arrest him, not a problem. So then they go to the courtroom. As they're in the courtroom, they are sitting there. So the courthouse, the courtroom deputy comes up and he's like hey, is there anything I can help you all with? They don't like this guy, so immediately go. No, we're just here to watch, no problem. So then it comes down. They see a guy they want to arrest. So then they try to arrest him and as they, everyone's walking out of the courtroom.

Speaker 2: 7:32

The courthouse, the courtroom deputy goes hey, I'd appreciate if you didn't lie to me. If you have something going on, that's no problem, we just need to make sure everything's in a safely done. Safely Again, this is a guy. If I'm going in there, he's on my same agency, he out of respect, I'm gonna let him know I'm coming to get somebody. So these guys. Then pretty much the interim chief looks at him and pretty much tells him to go to hell. He says some other words. So then our deputy goes go, fuck yourself. Well, then they get kind of it's like a pissing match which our guy has every right to be pissed. It's just a common courtesy. You do this, I don't go to other places and just start arresting people. So he's like I appreciate you not. You don't lie to me next time. You know what it is is.

Speaker 2: 8:18

This agency does nothing but try to Prove on Facebook with numbers. They're a number department, look how many arrests we got. So in their agency they have a whiteboard and on this whiteboard it says how many arrests were, quote-unquote, stolen from them and it's in like Quotations. It's the county's stole these from us. A warrants, a warrant. If we come across some dude, we're gonna arrest them. Well, they get pissy about it and then it's just they throw a hissy fit because that takes numbers away from them. Blah, blah, blah. So, long story short, they're kind of like, just kind of not really fighting, just bickering.

Speaker 2: 8:55

Well then One of the courtroom deputy turns around. He has a piece of paper in his hand. It touches the rookie and the rookie in turn. It says the smart ass command or something. So our deputy says hey, watch yourself. That was it, end of turn. Our deputy walks away. They walk away, not happy. No one's happy.

Speaker 2: 9:19

So then the interim chief, who really, in my opinion, started this whole thing, goes and complains to our agency. Our agency does an investigation in on it and we have video footage. They're trying to say our deputy pushed them and verbally assaulted them. Then the video footage shows you're the first one said something hateful. And there was no pushing, there was no nothing. So when we gave them this report, they got pissy, didn't like it. So now they're going to the DA's office. Da's office says there's nothing here. This is ridiculous.

Speaker 2: 9:49

So then they give us a preservation letter telling us not to delete the footage, like we're going to do it. But then they also give it to the county just trying to make us look bad. It's just a way to try to mislead a bad. But it's like. This is the stupid nonsense that goes on, like we dropped it. No worries, next time let us know. This agency is now. I don't know what they're trying to do. Turn us into the state. I don't know. I don't really care. We did nothing wrong. We have video footage of it and, to be honest, they're only making themselves look bad by lying. You're saying this happened when it didn't, so you're the one who makes yourself look stupid. So it's just kind of fun to sit back and just watch these idiots battle over nothing. Everything was dropped. Da said nothing going on. We said nothing going on, but they won't drop it. But kudos to them. You're going to get yourself thrown out of law enforcement because you made yourself look stupid.

Speaker 2: 10:39

Speaking of that, there's another guy in our area. He hates me. He hates everything I do on TikTok, hates me of the passion. All cops should throw knife hands and be dickhead 24-7. That's his opinion. We all should be. Yeah, yeah, do you know why? You're in my? What are you doing on here? What's this? Where were you this day? What? And like throwing knife hands. I don't do that. I don't do that to people. You have no idea what you're yelling at them for. Don't be doing that. Don't be that guy.

Speaker 2: 11:05

So this local guy frickin' love. This Makes my day. Makes my day when this shit happens. So this guy does nothing. He got on that damn uniform post talking about I don't look right and all this stuff, but then in my face he acts like we're buddies. He's a turd Piece of crap. He's always hated me, used to be the police chief for that same agency, hated me, then Threatened all those guys. If they end up showing up on any of my TikToks, they're immediately fired. They'll trash to me all the time Calls me names and stuff like that. I don't care. I find it funny. I will go out of my way to just be extra nice to him and kill him with kindness, just because I know how much he hates me, and it's fantastic. Well, the other day he works with an investigation agency I won't really break down who he ends up getting fired.

Speaker 2: 11:48

Well, come to find out Homeboy was using meth and there's some other things going on. I don't know exactly the details, but Homeboy lost his job for meth. I freaking love it. You can't make this shit up Like. You're sitting here hating on me that I don't do everything like a cop and you're over here using meth, has domestics on his record that somehow get expunged. He's a piece of shit. That all is to it. I tell him to his face Piece of shit. I don't care, but it's fantastic the way that people talk all this trash and are just being all this crazy shatiness, but yet you're the one doing it all. Yes, I do TikToks. It happens. Everybody in my area knows it. They all talk to me about it and they all laugh.

Speaker 2: 12:29

No one cares, because they know when shit happens I'm going to be there. These agencies that don't like us, I'm still going to back you. I'm still going to come Every time we back them. They still treat us like shit. They like don't want to talk to us. They look down on us and it's like bro, I've been here a lot longer than you. These are all guys that only been around a year or two, but what it was the previous chief they had would instill in their head that they are better than us. So now that's how they all act. They're all young, they're all immature and they can't think for themselves.

Speaker 2: 12:59

You know, the other day the whole town was complaining about how many pullovers they were doing on Christmas Day. Don't be wrong, you're speeding fine, but how many cars they were towing on Christmas Day, how many tickets they were riding on Christmas Day. So we approached one of the younger rookies and we were like dang man, you guys ain't chill out on Christmas Day, you're hurting people's feelings. And this rookie looks at us and he goes not my word, your word about their fucking feelings. Like bro, this kid used to work for a smaller agency and was getting his ass beat by a 17 year old high school kid and our agency had to stop this kid from beating his ass. Now this guy will tell you he's an MMA fighter, he's this, he's that, but he was getting his ass beat on the side of the highway by a 17 year old and we had to come get the 17 year old off of him. Like bro, you might want to worry about other people's feelings if you're getting your ass beat by a 17 year old like You're not golden gloves like you think you are. You need to chill. But this is the kind of drama that we've been dealing with lately. So pretty much our agency just works for their agency and that's all it is. Right now it's kind of weird because the old police chief went over to somewhere else, so now then that the both now we have both of them hating on us, and then you have this other one hating on us because he came from the.

Speaker 2: 14:13

Everyone that came from this PD hates on us, but I Don't know. They like try to brag on their numbers. This is what I love. They'll get on Facebook and they'll try to make us look bad by looking hey, look, how many numbers are. Look at all this. Look at all this. We got this many arrests. We get way more arrest all the time, but we don't post it. But the rest that they've been getting and They've been beating us lately. But it's like Walking down the wrong side of the road, j walking A warrant from three years ago for a hundred dollars for like a burn permit just stupid stuff just to pad their numbers, and man Just sitting back watching me like dude. And these are the same kind of cops that hate me on. Take our on Instagram. Same kind of thing.

Speaker 2: 14:57

Just a bunch of petty cops, dude, like blows my mind, like I don't want to be known as that guy. I'm not here taking people that really deserve go to jail, people that are hitting women, touching children, doing bad things, stealing, doing all this that stuff. I'm not taking you to jail because you have an ounce of marijuana on you. I'm not gonna do it Now. Maybe if you're an asshole, I mean I might, and just kind of depends on your attitude, but it kills me.

Speaker 2: 15:21

Sorry, I really wouldn't plan on talking about this much, but it was just great the other day when I found that home we got fired and he's hated me for years, years but to my face. He acts like we're buddies, but he's hated me for years and it's fantastic just to hear this happen. I'm sorry I'm I'm a shithead like that, but when I hear this I'm like, haha dude, how great is this? He should have never been a cop. He has previous domestics. He's known for hitting women. I don't like the dude. Never liked the dude. Don't trust the dude. Never trusted him. He used to work at our agency. Never liked him and now hopefully he'll never work for another agency.

Speaker 2: 15:55

Unfortunately, where he was working won't file charges on him because that'll give them a black eye, which I think is wrong. I've witnessed way too many people that have got jobs and you end up fighting them later on and they shouldn't have the job because they should have got charges before. If they would, he got the charges they deserve. Then they could have never been a cop and we wouldn't be dealing with this. Um, but it is what it is. I'm a firm believer if you do something, you deserve the charges. Hiding it under the table so that we don't get a black eye, that's not right. It's not right at all. It's not right to the community. It's not right to everybody that they've ever dealt with. Now my thing is, all those cases he's been working, should those not be thrown out? I mean, he's worked a lot of cases and putting people in prison for a long time for these investigative stuff he's doing, but at the same time you were doing the same shit, if not worse, in my opinion, but yet he's not gonna get filed for it. I think that's a bag of dicks, but that's just me. We'll move on to something different, because that's just Wild to me, just ridiculous.

Speaker 2: 17:00

But then you have on the other side. Have you seen this dude that jumped the judges desk to get at her? Let's, let's look up. His name is 30 years old, I believe. Hold on one second, hold on one second. Yeah, hold on a second. His name is Debra, but it looks like kind of like Debra. Debra, read, and 30 years old, was sentenced to 19 months to four years in prison for charge of attempted battery with substantial bodily harm.

Speaker 2: 17:34

So homeboy was sitting here with his attorney asking for probation. Now all the judge does is going listen. Your criminal history says that you don't need probation. You've had enough probation. You have three felonies misdemeanors, multiple DVs, which is domestic violence, robberies, attempted home invasions. I think he had several DUIs and at this point, instead of going oh crap, well, I kind of messed up you had four, 19 months to four years in prison.

Speaker 2: 18:05

Nowadays I don't know if you understand how the prison system works. You're not going to spend that time, you have good time and you have all this. At that time he might do 12 months for all we know. You never know. So then he immediately loses his shit and jumps over the podium or jumps over the desk. Which homeboy could have gone so far in life? That desk was pretty high. He could have gone so far if he would have just not attacked a judge and done criminal shit, I guess. But the judge was judge Jerry Wise. It's kind of crazy. It's a female, jerry Wise. And then you have Debra Redden. Is the dude, never mind, never mind, whatever. So he attacks the judge. Can you imagine the amount of charges he's going to get now? Because then on top of that the bailiff has to jump in and other deputy has to jump in. You have all these assault on all these people and you hit a judge. Bro, you are screwed, you're done, son, that's it. I don't. I think you're kind of shit out of luck. Just crazy fucking people. I don't know.

Speaker 2: 19:05

I've always said if these criminals would spend half the time they do doing the shit they do, they would be very, very productive in life. Very. I've seen some very ingenious ideas that people do that like if they would use that mind and actually do it for good they could go far in life. But they won't, they won't do it. And then I've seen some stupid shit like jumper cables hooked up from an electric box to their house and then it catches fire. I'm like, well, that one, you kind of deserve that dude, no.

Speaker 2: 19:38

And then, like you, look at all these headlines. I always like to read the headlines, but then if you read the story it's like the headlines, ridiculous. So I don't know if you guys heard in December a Florida woman. Her driveway was, quote unquote, stolen. The headline was my driveway's gone.

Speaker 2: 19:55

Florida woman says concrete slab outside her home was stolen. So when you look into it a little bit further, it wasn't stolen. I guess a contractor got the wrong address and tore up the concrete at her house instead of the house that was supposed to be done and it's like, well, that's not really stolen. Now it's fucked up, it's messed up, what's messed up? And I guess they're not going to like replace it. Like, how are you going to do that? How are you not going to hang in? Hey, how's that? You tore up the wrong driveway. Dude, you got to do the one two houses down. Hey, lady, I'm very sorry about the inconvenience, but we got all the rubble out of here. Now you have clean slate. If you want to hire us, we'll give you another driveway.

Speaker 2: 20:34

Could you imagine, like, could you imagine the Ponzi scheme you could be running here over here, just tearing people's driveway on accident and be like hey, I'll give you a discount if you want to use us. When they didn't need a driveway, this poor woman's trying to sell this house and now she can't sell the house because she has no driveway. You think you'd be court ordered to replace that Like it's your mistake. There were times in my lawn care business I mowed a wrong house and I was like, well, free lawn care for you. I didn't go. Well, you're only $35. Just best waiting job you've ever had. I can tell you are way behind. It was just like, wow, we messed up, we got to move on. But tearing out someone's driveway and then just going, no, we're not going to do anything, about it.

Speaker 2: 21:19

We're just going to leave that there. Then we have like aliens in Miami and I don't know. I haven't really looked into that, I don't really like the whole grainy footage. And then people say, did you see the alien? I did not see the alien at all At all. It's like one grainy photo. And then they're saying this person came out of a portal and then. Or this alien came out of a Portal, and then you have some crazy lady on tiktok that believes there's alien civilization underneath Antarctica's ice, and then underneath that ice, the like I don't have enough tenfold in the world for these people. But she says under the ice there's a civilization. And if you take the Coordinates from the Miami Mall and you flip-flop them, you actually end up in the middle of Antarctic, which would explain the Antarctica, which would explain why that happened. Or the alien actually entered the wrong portal.

Speaker 2: 22:11

Numbers Like can you imagine this alien? Okay, these people hire these, not people. These beings are Brilliant enough to have fucking portals. Okay, was this there? Like pothead, one bug just over here. I don't know what they would use to get high, I don't know. Fish, guts, I, whatever it is. Okay, like you Porpoise blubber. And they're like oh god, there he's saying, he's there on these days on porpoise blubber. Again, we entered the wrong damn coordinates and now we are over here like, oh fuck, that go sleet stack. He's out there at the front coordinates. Now he's on TV again. I'm telling you guys, you better cut him off from that blubber.

Speaker 2: 22:49

Like these beings are brilliant enough to have a portal and live under the Antarctic that we have never seen them, never even had to deal with them. And all of a sudden they pop up and we're gonna go oh, they misinterpreted the coordinates, do what? Now they have figured all this other shit out and you were gonna say that it's to this. I mind blowing. I don't see it. I don't see it one bit, not one bit crazy, no way. I don't understand. All of a sudden, sleet stack, the porpoise smoker Can all of a sudden just go. Well, I'm best of guys, sorry. And then all of a sudden there's like a the cops are called there for like a fight of teenagers. I don't, I have to look at it. I don't, I don't know. I think it's wild, I think it's crazy. That were I hell. I don't even know. Maybe they're right, I don't know.

Speaker 2: 23:45

We have a deputy, our agency. He believes that he's seen Bigfoot seven times, so he's breaking it down. So we had a runaway juvenile recently and you can't make this up, our lot, our job, is really like Jerry Springer. So we're sitting here at the office and Our deputy is dealing with a runaway juvenile, so we're waiting for the kids dad to pick them up. So, as we're waiting for the kids dad to pick them up, our deputy is sitting here telling us about Bigfoot, and I was and I had to egg it on. You know me, I can't just go. Oh, okay. So I was like Tell us about Bigfoot, how many times you're seeing him? Well, I've seen Bigfoot, hey, through a log in the water. I've seen this Bigfoot one time. I've even seen a baby Bigfoot and I've seen these out of bed. And I'm sitting here going. This poor kid is going. Holy hell, these people are wild. These are the people that we rely on and this deputy is telling us all these stories. Like you can even ask my friend, billy John Edwardton. Like bro, he's got was. Like Billy John Edward. Like bro, he's got three first names. Okay, I'm not gonna ask him shit. He's probably seen so many things that we couldn't even imagine. I'm not asking him nothing, who knows what we're gonna get from that dude, but just just wild, this poor kid. But then Jerry Springer.

Speaker 2: 25:04

So then dad shows up, come to find out Dad is dating a girl that has a daughter and his son has now got her daughter pregnant and they're both in their early teens. And I come over here, dude, if I had popcorn, oh shit, that day would have been good. I'm just but oh whoa, I Didn't see that coming. Oh, oh Whoa. Like no Charter file, there was no rape, there's no, nothing. It was consensual.

Speaker 2: 25:32

But then, like kids, mom shows up. Kids. Mom is saying, well, supposed to be girl sleeping with all these other people, are you sure it's his baby? I'm like, oh my god, this is what I signed up for and I like me to send my case. I just get to sit back and watch this. So mom is there now, dad's there now, kids there, now he's telling them that he just found out about kids sleeping without the girlfriend's daughter. She's saying they've known it. He's saying they haven't known it. Now he's like, well, now she's pregnant and we'll figure this out. Mom's like, why? You sure it's his baby? And I'm just like, oh my god, I can't make this shit up. This is good TV right here and it's.

Speaker 2: 26:08

I just sat back like I was just enjoying it. I was like okay, I was even stayed late that day. I was like I'm gonna see how this unfolds. I could have gone home three hours ago, but this is getting spicy. But, man, I Was good. And then they like argued and our okay, okay, get, you guys go outside. You can't, you can't. You picked your kid up and you guys go outside, deal with this. Then they sat there and like not argued because they're at the police station or sheriff's office, but they're sitting outside just kind of like bickering. I'm like this is freaking great, fantastic. This is what I signed up for. Man, this is good stuff. But man, you never know. You never know what you're gonna get this job. You never know in any first responder world. You never know what you're gonna go like it I Went when I was on the fire department.

Speaker 2: 26:59

I went for a ride along one time With my buddy. He was on a bigger city. Now in this bigger city there's a gay bar and this gay bar also has attached to it a Motel. How convenient. Meet somebody, go to the motel, that's it. Bam bam done. Now you're both napping, so Get called out to this Motel. Okay, the motel part of the club.

Speaker 2: 27:30

One dude had a heart attack. He was, let's say, the elbow to mo dude on top in the middle didn't call until he was done and went, asked why you didn't call 911, shrugs and says I was close. You can't make up this world. You cannot make this up in the first responder word. You can't make this up at all. Okay, I know you guys are gonna be able to. I gotta take a break. I gotta help mama get these babies down for bed and then we'll do this while they're taking a nap. I'll be back. Oh right, I'm not even gonna lie, I don't even know exactly where we are.

Speaker 2: 28:10

Just mainly, you really don't know what this job can bring to you. It it's all over the place. You never know. You had the little gay bar incident or whatever you want to call it. You know I've had a cross-dressing cyborg that worked for the CIA, that shoots laser beams out of his eyes, that thought there was a kid in his mattress tickling his butt, so he stabbed his mattress with knives. Luckily, there was no kid in his mattress tickling his butt, for so many reasons. First of all, to be terrifying, because how did the kid get there? Did he still the kid? He put the kid in there. So many questions. Second of all, he stabbed the hell out of mattress. So if he was in there, who be a bad, bad juju? You know from that dude to just all sorts of stuff, you never know what this job will bring to you, and a lot of it's funny, but a lot of it can take a toll on you. So you gotta make sure you take care of yourself.

Speaker 2: 29:11

This week, the last couple weeks, have been pretty trying. Just the fact that I'm trying to keep up with everything and then keep up with everything at work and it's just, it's a lot, a whole lot. So I didn't really think about a whole lot to put on this episode, just kind of rambled on a little bit. So we've been doing about 30 minutes. I think it's a place to good place to stop, because if I keep going it's just gonna be me rambling about random stuff more than it already has been.

Speaker 2: 29:34

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