Ep. 64: Surprise Party Shenanigans

What happens when balloons, buffalo chicken dip, and a touch of the supernatural collide in a kitchen? Get ready for a rollercoaster of hilarity and chaos as Hannah and Courtney navigate the wild terrain of surprise party planning for our buddy Rob. From wrestling with decorations and orchestrating a dramatic trash bag reveal to crafting our notorious "Whitney Punch," this episode is rife with unforeseen hiccups and tons of laughter. And let's not forget the unexpected fridge shenanigans that left us questioning if we had a playful ghost joining the party prep! 

We reminisce about 90s nostalgia, poke fun at pop culture surprises like the unlikely Paul McCartney and Kanye West collaboration, and find joy in simple tasks like hanging streamers. Our discussion is filled with humorous anecdotes and candid chats about music, fitness, and the importance of having fun even in the midst of chaos. Whether you're a party-planning pro or just in it for the laughs, join us for a spirited adventure full of mishaps, meaningful moments, and a punch that packs a memorable punch!

Transcript

Surprise Party Planning and Cocktails

Speaker 1 0:06

We're going to try something new, wanderers. This may or may not ever surface. Hannah and I are planning a surprise party for Rob, and so he thinks that we're recording right now, but we're just doing an audio vlog so you guys can see what it's like Right now. Hannah, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 0:24

I am cutting a trash bag so that I can put all the balloons on it, so I can have it fall on Rob's head.

Speaker 1 0:31

So far. The dogs hate the balloons, the tape doesn't stick to the wall and we are listening to feminine rage music while I make buffalo chicken dip. So stay tuned and we will provide an update when something hilarious happens.

Speaker 2 0:47

Okay, okay hi, I'm Hannah and I'm Courtney. Join us as we delve into true crime, paranormal encounters and all things spooky. Grab your flashlight and get ready to wander into the darkness with us this is Wicked Wanderings.

Speaker 1 1:29

So, of course, the minute I stopped the recording to start playing back our audio just to see, like you know, what's good, what it sounds like, I'm walking into the kitchen after blowing my schnoz because I'm sick and all of a sudden everything on Hannah's fridge just leaps off at me. So I believe the spirits want us to continue. So we're going to do this kind of cooking style. I am going to make some. What am I making, hannah? Oh yeah, whitney punch. So, uh, let's get out our ingredients. We've got pink Whitney.

Speaker 2 2:03

Vodka got lemon, lime soda, lime squeeze. I've got some.

Speaker 1 2:08

Sprite excellent and the piece de resistance, cranberry juice cranberry juice excellent. So there's two ways we can do this. The way I see it, we could measure, or we could measure with the heart and we could just put all of this I think we should measure with our heart, because we always talk from the heart for our wonders so how much lemon squeezy do you think we need without?

Speaker 2 2:30

looking this I I think this should be the last thing okay, so.

Speaker 1 2:36

So let's start with the pink whitney. How much of this should go in the bowl? I would say half. I was gonna say the whole damn.

Speaker 2 2:43

Oh go girl, do it. I thought I was gonna be too much.

Speaker 1 2:46

Okay, so we are taking. That's the sound of the Pink Whitney Barstool Sports going into our lobster pot called Pukey the Pot. You hear that. That's the sound of Pink Whitney entering the portal, or should I say the portnoy Barstool Sports. Okay, so that looks very anticlimactic for the amount of liquid that I just dumped in there, but we're moving on. So how much sprite do you think should go if we just did this much? I feel like almost the whole thing. Yep, okay, so we are doing just your regular oil lemon lime sprite. Hopefully it doesn't blow up on me, okay, so? So now this will be the sound of the Sprite going in to the port. I'm not peeing, it is just Sprite going in. I feel like we have too big of a pot. We're not making jungle juice, but it really does feel like I'm throwing it back.

Speaker 2 3:56

Oh.

Speaker 1 3:57

I'm getting splashed in the eye of Pink. Whitney, do you want help? That was much simpler than it needed to be.

Speaker 2 4:03

Wow, that does really look like a method.

Speaker 1 4:04

Yeah, okay, okay, so how much cranberry juice do you suppose we ought to? Half Half, yeah, because the cranberry juice we don't want to be too much. Okay, I'm going to do half of some Food Club cranberry juice cocktail. I got the sweetened one because I felt like it needs to be. It needs some flavor, oh, more, it's very winter-y, it is okay. Um, and then, how much lemon squeeze do you suppose we need? I think we need ten squeezes, ten squeezes. Okay, that's very specific, it is. I'm gonna just four, five. I'm gonna just Four, five, Six. Oh, my god, look at your shirt Seven.

Speaker 2 4:59

Okay, that's too much. I think that's too much. Okay, we have seven.

Speaker 1 5:02

Squeezes those are very hefty squeezes. I've done full squeezes. Do you have like a ladle or something? Because I feel like we're gonna have to taste test this just to. I mean, it seems like we didn't make a lot of punch, but we have to remember it's got an entire bottle of chicken, okay, and now we've added all of our things we stir, we stir. I feel like we should be saying some kind of like ritualistic, I know, boil, boil, boil in trouble, boil in ritualistic, boil, boil, spoil and trouble. I smell children. Okay, we're gonna do a little sippy step at the same time, so here's one for you. I'm sorry, I made it disgusting. My shirt is also disgusting, all right. So, uh, taste test. Cheers, cheers. This is probably not supposed to be a shot.

Speaker 3 5:47

Well, that is vodka.

Speaker 1 5:53

Maybe he needs more cranberry. I think it might need more cranberry. Mm-hmm, I think it might need the whole cranberry. Yep, I agree, because that is a lot of Pink Whitney. That is yep, and the birthday boy loves a good Pink Whitney. If you don't know that about Rob, you're missing out. He is a Pink Whitney fanatic. He's a basic bitch splish, splash. I need to take a big old bath. Okay, I don't know who left us alone to do this, guys, I really hope that this makes it out, if not just for rob to laugh at us, um, but maybe we'll put the ice in no maybe we should put it because, because then it's going to water it down.

Speaker 1 6:31

Okay, get your cup over here. We're going to be wasted before we even get to it. We drank a whole bottle of pink whiskey, alright, oh, that's much better. I feel like I still need something. What about?

Speaker 2 6:48

raspberry seltzer?

Speaker 1 6:48

Oh, that's much better. Yep, I feel like I still need something. Mm-hmm, what about raspberry seltzer? Ooh, no, yeah, we could do that. Maybe a couple of those Guys. We're literally just guessing at this point. I don't know why we looked up a recipe. May I, yes, yes, add to the goodness? I'm going to stir the buff too. Should I put two in or just one? I feel like we should do two just because of the level, the volume, the volume. Also, never try to make buffalo chicken in a rice cooker, guys. I just I thought I was up for this task, but it is a weird thing to try to do.

Speaker 2 7:31

It's, it's no.

Speaker 1 7:32

That's. That's not for rice. It has a lot of buttons that say rice. Alright, Back to our mixing. Mix it, mix it, mix it.

Speaker 2 7:45

Oh, it's looking like it has more volume now.

Speaker 1 7:47

Okay, let's some for Hannah, some for Coronado. Mmm, that's really good. I like the sparkling aspect yeah.

Speaker 1 7:59

I really do I like that little zhuzh Tastes good. I like it. I'm down with that. Perfecto. We should be chefs? Probably not. That would be bad. You guys saw it. Do we have a bowl for some chips? We do. Is it going to be a lobster pot? No, my second question, sassy, do you have to put limes? Oh, my god, I said lemon and he brought us lime Lime. Was it lemon? I thought it was. No, I think it's lime. Oh, maybe I'm just kidding. I'm just blending it with everybody. Sound like some chickies In a bowl. I want to put those on the table. I can do that. Alexa, resume. I'm going to look for an ETA on birthday boy. Yeah, I'm ready to party now. Well, I mean, we're going to rage, no matter what. Update is. The cigar bar is super nice and the owner is great, so I don't really know what that means. Hey must be the money, so I don't really back in my pocket. Oh, sorry, wanderers, sorry Wanderers. Okay, I'm putting it back in my pocket. You guys are the walk-it in my pocket.

Speaker 2 10:05

Hannah, isn't it so wild that we both met at a job, a job that you couldn't wait to leave yet? Sooks, I'm just glad you gave me a chance, because such a good girl.

Speaker 1 10:14

Well, you hated on me. And then I had Hannah at. I like to sit in cemeteries by myself. Sometimes she was like this bitch.

Speaker 3 10:26

My person. So me for dough, I'm kneeling, I can't help you. You want me to do every other.

Speaker 1 10:31

Yeah, I'm going to just use this one to measure this.

Speaker 2 10:35

No, no, you're gonna pull this out. What is going on?

Speaker 1 10:38

Slow motion for me, slow motion for me. Moving, slow motion for me. Slow motion is the only way I move after 30.

Speaker 2 10:50

I like it like that. She don't get that back.

Speaker 1 10:52

Yeah, that Working that back more like cracking that bag. If someone knows the real words for the song I'm singing, please, cousin mark, feel free to. Uh, I got a notification the other day when I was working and it was like you have a fan mail message, cousin Mark, and I was like yo, it's Cousin Mark, cousin Mark, cousin Mark and Sarah, can he just relax? We're fine. The roof is on fire. Let that motherfucker burn. The roof is on fire. Let that motherfucking burn.

Speaker 3 11:33

The roof is on fire, yeah.

Speaker 1 11:39

Sometimes I really feel my age. Oh God, I'm hoping she won't leave my dick broken.

Speaker 2 11:44

But you know what I'm happy of my 90s. I'm pretty honest. Could be worse.

Speaker 1 11:48

Could be worse. I could think Justin Bieber was a good musician. That Justin Bieber, what? As a good musician? Seriously, solution four really, I like all that Victoria's Secret sitting in that ass.

Speaker 2 12:06

Did you see those kids that were like oh.

Speaker 1 12:10

You want it? Yeah, on the floor. You want me to throw? Yeah.

Speaker 2 12:14

I'm going to move this thing. The kids were like oh my God, it's so nice of like who's Kanye West to have to introduce this new artist, paul McCartney.

Speaker 1 12:22

I'm like you guys are just so fucking ignorant.

Speaker 2 12:26

Like that, paul McCartney's been around way too long.

Speaker 1 12:32

He's been around way too long. He's been around the block. Get my steps in today with these ribbons. I mean, I'm sure there's a better way to cut ribbons, but pretty much what I'm doing is just letting them roll all around the floor, acting a fool. Welcome back friends. Welcome back friends.

Speaker 2 12:50

That was for our new podcast.

Speaker 3 12:52

Women are women in their prime alright let's see how

Speaker 1 12:56

good I am at AB patterns. We should have like.

Speaker 2 12:59

We should have hung those on the other side what's wrong?

Speaker 1 13:03

we should have hung those on the other side, we still can we still can you just hand them to me.

Speaker 2 13:11

I'll do it. Okay, let's finish, cut it so like we still can. We still can you just hand them to me, I'll do it.

Speaker 1 13:15

Okay, let's finish. Cut it so like you have an orange green orange, how many more do you think you need? I'll do orange green orange. Oh good, then we've got all the ones we need. Ask for me. Shake that ass for me.

Speaker 2 13:30

Shake me do this, man.

Speaker 1 13:32

Oh man, I left the Wanderers behind. Come on, girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me. I'm a menace. I'm a menace, an oral hygienist Open your mouth for about 4 or 5 minutes.

Speaker 3 13:43

Take a little bit of this more eye fit and Switch, but don't spit it. Swallow it now.

Speaker 1 13:47

That one's non tape.

Speaker 3 13:47

Yeah, me and Nick me and double G looking for a double B and A. Love some double D's. Pop a little champagne and a couple of these. Slip it in a boba leaf. We training from the house. Turn the music, let's get it started. We're gonna trick your body. Looking for a girl like a buck in my Hummer truck.

Speaker 1 14:04

Apple bottom jeans and a pink old sun. That's perfect. Some girls are body to body you. You might need another green one. Huh, I don't mind, I told him why. You like it from behind. She's mad as for me. She's mad as for me. Come on, girl, shake that ass for me. Shake that ass for me, all girls. Shake that ass for me. Shake that ass for me. Come on, girl, shake that ass for me. I don't mean no, like it's all. I thought we about to have a party. Turn the music up, let's get it started.

Speaker 3 14:54

I'm looking for a girl with a body and a sexy stroke. Only get it poppin' baby, step right up. Some girls, they got crittard. Some girls, they got a body. I'm looking for a girl that will do whatever the fuck I say every day. She be givin' it up, she Beautiful.

Speaker 1 15:20

Alright, where else do we need them? We got a lot of streamer to use.

Speaker 2 15:25

That looks good. That looks good. We'll pull. I don't know if I want to get out of it. Come here. No, we could do Like twist them Besides the belly.

Speaker 1 15:38

The guys are pretty tall, so I don't know if I want to like, but we could probably just get a chair and pop them up there we could do it in front of the bathroom. Go there, we could do it through that doorway. Just take them to the top. I'm trying to get on a chair. I'll get on the chair, are you sure? Yeah, I'm just kind of cheered out.

Speaker 2 15:58

I need to grab my water before like.

Speaker 1 16:01

I'm like, oh, we had an extra green one, I already cut. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, I like the way you do that, right, right there.

Speaker 3 16:35

The mama quarter piece she fall from a dime.

Speaker 1 16:39

Look at her hips, look at her legs, like she stacked a show of wood and mine hitting that from the back. These are the longer ones. I'm doing that one's a shorter one. Oh, I can't get low like I used to. No man, she starts stankin'. I know that. I know that.

Speaker 3 17:26

I want that I want that. Woo, woo, woo, woo.

Speaker 1 17:44

Can you do a?

Speaker 3 17:44

location check on him yeah.

Speaker 2 18:05

Your mouth gonna drop, did he um?

Speaker 1 18:06

pray, tell you like no, I mean, he can't even figure out what time he's supposed to be at work.

Speaker 2 18:11

His beard's coming in really full.

Speaker 1 18:16

It is. How did I tangle this thing? All the fuck up. I'm Kourtney.

Speaker 3 18:28

I'm a little Kourtney's corner. Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh, ooh ooh.

Speaker 2 18:33

I think I have more fun doing this than the actual party.

Speaker 1 18:41

I want you to put it up for me and let it drop. If you want to put that one on the end over there, yeah, I can do that. I'm just trying to get us a good number of these to start the other one. If you want to put that one on the end over there, yeah, I can do that. I'm just trying to get us a good number of these to start the other one. Right there, right there, right there, right there. I like the way you do that.

Speaker 3 19:13

Thank you, I like that, I like that, I like that. Ooh, ooh girl, what you do? I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that.

Speaker 1 19:39

Green Orange. We've got three green. No, let's see what we got here. We've got three green. No, let's see what we got here. We've got four green and two, three orange. Shit.

Speaker 3 20:01

So I need to do oh sky thank you, that was good.

Speaker 1 20:07

So I need to do oh Skye. Thank you, that was good. Hi, skye, how are you? Baby girl? She's like, can we go lay down? Can I have some dog here? How many do you think we're going to need For here? All right, Wanderers, I'm on the chair For here, our Wanderers.

Speaker 2 20:32

I'm on the chair. I.

Speaker 3 20:38

Didn't think you can you reach it, are you good yeah? Sorry, I didn't think about your height, my height. I'm vertically challenged.

Speaker 2 20:53

Perfect.

Speaker 3 20:56

Careful. That was good. All right now. What do we do with the rest of this?

Speaker 1 21:12

So I guess here's the real question Do?

Speaker 3 21:17

we want him to know when he gets to the door outside.

Speaker 1 21:22

I feel like it would be funny to be like, oh, look, what's happening, but then like also the balloons, balloons are gonna fall on his head.

Speaker 2 21:35

Because, like I feel, like, tell me.

Speaker 1 21:41

I gotta think. I feel like we're not being entertaining.

Speaker 3 21:43

Wanderers.

Speaker 1 21:43

I'm pausing it. Alright, ladies and gents, it's almost showtime. Rob texted our studio 113, 13, 113. Sorry folks. Rob texted our studio group chat for the pod and said Taco Bell, question mark. And we were like we totally lied to him. We were like, oh, we already ordered pizza and he had a pipes in and wings. So he totally thinks he's coming back to get leftover pizza. He's sick of our shit. We always order pizza when we podcast. He fucking hates it. We fucking love it. But really he's coming back.

Speaker 1 22:22

We've got the chicken tendies in the oven, we got the buff. Chick in the rice cooking thing, we got hockey on in the background. And chick in the rice cooking thing, we got hockey on in the background. And so he's about to come home, probably in the next 15, 20 minutes or so. So, um, we're putting the sauces out and we are. That's enough sauces, right? Yeah, we're putting the sauces out, we're getting ready, um, and we're about to beam boozle him. So hopefully he's not like really looking forward to the pizza, because we, we straight up ain't got no pizza here. But we will keep you guys updated, you know, I told you guys I would. So you're along for the ride.

Speaker 2 22:57

Did anything else happen? I put more manifesting spray.

Speaker 1 23:00

Oh, Hannah does the manifesting spray. She did want to tell him that. So he actually said to us hey, is it okay if one of my friends comes over, which? We had already hooked up with this guy earlier and told him like hey, you got to come over for the surprise party. So this guy is coming over allegedly to look out the podcasting equipment, and Hannah wanted to tell Rob that we were looking at our vaginas and mirrors, which?

Speaker 2 23:22

is a thing it's like to get with your own body, our yoni, we are one with our yoni. Like have you ever looked at your own vagina?

Speaker 1 23:28

Yeah, I have looked at my own vagina.

Speaker 2 23:30

Have you? I have something to say, but not on the podcast.

Speaker 1 23:36

And now returning, returning to the pod Hannah's bleep ended in. No, mom, it was not about you, uh, just wanted to call that out there. I don't even know if Rob knows Poor choices and bad decisions a long time ago. Men lie, women lie, we all lie. Let's see, I'm going to do a little update. Don't pull that, we don't have time for that.

Speaker 2 24:05

If anything, I'll just so if I pull, are you going to record?

Speaker 1 24:11

Yes.

Speaker 2 24:12

Okay, good.

Speaker 1 24:13

It reminds me of when you go like shotgun shooting and you go pull.

Speaker 2 24:17

Which, by the way, I want to do that. Brandon was shocked. I've played with guns before.

Speaker 1 24:22

I want to play, but like and I have to pause again for a private moment with my bestie. All right, ladies and gents, Hannah and I are impatient. The only update we have is that we both want to drink the punch I made. So far, there is no Rob. We are, you know, very excited. The most exciting part about a surprise party is the part where you are waiting to surprise the person. We think Rob's really going to like it. So I hope he's not disappointed that we weren't actually podcasting, because if his friend really is coming over to look at our equipment, he's going to expect it to be plugged in. And I did think about podcasting regularly. Um, and this is from the evidence of sky sky.

Speaker 3 25:04

What did she?

Speaker 1 25:04

call my color pencils. Oh sky, bad sky.

Speaker 2 25:09

It's like that's not a Kenzie thing, so I'm not used to having to pick up that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 25:15

I feel like I need, like some kind of assistant for this. What was I talking about? Oh, I went to go try to use our recording equipment to record this whole, what I'm calling an audio vlog series, and I was like, yeah, fuck all that shit, I'm not plugging all this in to run around the house. So this is what we've got. I am gonna take pictures of everything.

Speaker 2 25:39

Wanderers, so that way you can see what our sad punch looks like. This is so sad there that's our punch.

Speaker 1 25:43

You can't see it yet, but I'll make Rob share them. That's our punch. I'm gonna take pictures of our dip, buff, chick dip. I'm gonna take some pictures of our decor because, you know, the Wanderers got to see this. Happy birthday, dear Robert. Happy birthday, dear President. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. The body bag in the photo, you'll see it. Um, that was just, you know, just our. I don't know what I'm saying. Guys, just love me Trying to take pictures of everything before he destroys it, because he's going to come in and he's a hangry beast. Take time, woo, all right, we took pictures of everything. Hockey's on. I'm going to go stalk Rob's location.

Speaker 2 26:43

Yeah, they haven't left yet, I said pizza's ready, let's go. All right, I'm glad Kimmy's coming out at least the Kipster.

Speaker 1 26:58

All right Wanderers, I'll touch back in in another minute or so. This has been a very exhilarating time. Bye.

Speaker 3 27:08

I did think about that Surprise Yay.

Speaker 2 27:18

Thanks for listening. Today. Wicked Wanderings is hosted by me Hannah and co-hosted by me Courtney.

Speaker 1 27:23

And it's produced by Rob Fitzpatrick.

Speaker 2 27:26

Music by Sasha N. If you enjoyed today's episode, don't forget to leave a rating and review and be sure to follow on all socials. You can find the links down in the show notes. If you're looking for some really cozy t-shirts or hoodies, head over to the merch store. Thank you for being a part of the Wicked Wanderings community. We appreciate every one of you. Stay curious, keep exploring and always remember to keep on wandering, Wondering.