Ep. 94: Drinking Games & Dark Confessions: A Wicked Wanderings Special

Hannah and Courtney transform a standard drinking board game into a spooky Wicked Wanderings special, revealing personal secrets and macabre interests along the way.

• Playing "Truth or Dare" with a serial killer twist
• Debating whether to dress as a clown with John Wayne Gacy or help Jeffrey Dahmer with his victims
• Confessing to cemetery visits alone with books
• Playing "F*ck Marry Kill" with notorious serial killers
• Cousin Mark joining midway with unexpected personal revelations
• Competing in "Never Have I Ever" with spooky and paranormal experiences
• Learning which hosts have visited murder sites, haunted locations, and collected unusual artifacts

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Transcript

Game Night Introduction

Courtney 0:06

Kenzie, you lay down and don't distract us. I'm surprised I found a man that actually loves me. Sometimes I feel that way too. Damn, I'm pretty eclectic. Anyways, okay, hi, I'm Hannah and I'm Courtney. Join us as we delve into true crime, paranormal encounters and all things spooky. Grab your flashlight and get ready to wander into the darkness with us.

Hannah 0:41

This is.

Courtney 0:42

Wicked Wanderings. Hi Hannah, hi Courtney, I have a very exciting afternoon planned for us. Let's do it. So I hope you don't have any place to go after this and you don't have any obligations, because today we're gonna play a drinking board game that's designed for parties of different sorts, but we're gonna play it wicked wanderings version. You're so smart, I'm gonna be the green. What color are you gonna be? I want to be red, like oh, wow, okay, we look like christmas. Oh no, I don't want to look at christmas. It's fine, it's fine, but we match the dice. We have one dice that's red and one dice that's green. So, wanderers, we're going to take you along while Hannah and I do two things we're good at, which is Drinking. I was going to say podcasting, but podcasting and drinking.

Hannah 1:53

And I'm even going to be a nice host today I'm gonna let hannah go first.

Courtney 1:55

Golly, gee whiz. All right, here we go, guys. I love a nice asmr, I love a good asmr, all right, oh, doubles okay eight, eight, eight, eight two four six, seven, eight. Oh, all right. So it says vote who drinks. I mean, you're gonna vote for yourself or for me? I guess I'll vote for yourself or for me. I guess I'll have to vote for you All right.

Courtney 2:13

First drink going down Ooh, drink ASMR, drink ASMR. All right, let's see what I get. Five, one, two, three, four, five. Blue eyes drink neither. Oh crap, I got blue eyes, do you? I thought they were a little gray. I got blue eyes, do you? I thought they were a little gray, I have blue eyes. That's what my license says. Oh, well then you got to do what your license says.

Courtney 2:33

I'm just married to this, I guess I'm going to drink. This is not looking well for me as the person who drove here. I'm going to have to get a taxi. We'll have that pizza man. Come get you Uno dos tres cuatro, or I could do un dos tres cuatro. She's just showing off now. Guys, una dos tres cuatro. There you go in Korean. It sounded really violent. It's Korean.

Hannah 3:00

It was the face.

Courtney 3:00

you made Brown ice drink. That's you, baby. That's me. I don't have brown eyes, but I am full of shit. I I don't have brown eyes, but I am full of shit. I can't do it like you.

Hannah 3:11

I can't do it.

Courtney 3:12

Let's see the dice have been pretty nice to us guys. This is five. One, two, three, four, five. Go back one space.

Hannah 3:19

Three spaces. This is three Go back three.

Courtney 3:22

I can't read Bullshit. One, two, three. I got truth or dare. Oh all right, serial killer style. Okay, do you want to hear the truth, would you rather? Okay, I don't know, did you just spit like what's that?

Courtney 3:36

I had to burp I was gonna go to the microphone would you rather I'm nervous become a clown with john wayne gacy or help jeffrey dahmer cut up someone? Oh, my god. God, this is terrible. Cousin Mark, she came for me. I don't like clowns. I'm terrified of clowns. I have a clown phobia. This wasn't meant to be easy. My love and I hate cannibals You're going to put me with I guess. I'd rather dress up like a clown. Okay, it feels bad saying that's disgusting. Final answer I would rather dress up like a clown.

Hannah 4:08

I don't want to cut people off. That was really bad Okay.

Courtney 4:10

I don't really like either of those options, though as a public disclaimer. Eight, yes, it's eight.

Hannah 4:17

Two three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Courtney 4:20

You got roll again.

Courtney 4:22

Roll, again Rolling rolling, rolling, rolling, keep rolling. Nine it says shut the fuck up, no talking till next turn. I get to be a monologue today. Hannah's not allowed to talk. Hannah's not allowed to talk. All right, let's see. I've got a two. One two, hannah, can you read that for me? You can't, because you're not allowed to read. It says show last photo or drink. I have a really sultry photo as my last photo, but I'm going to show it to Hannah anyways, because she can't tell you what it is, because she's not allowed to talk. Guess what it is, guys, it's the hundredth episode post I just posted. I mean, now Hannah's allowed to talk, so all the fun's ruined. God, that was really hard.

Courtney 5:11

She was really biting her lip you can't have a podcast and not be able to talk. It kind of defeats the purpose. 5, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Roll again, man, she keeps getting roll again. 3, 2 truths in one line. Okay, we're going to have to guess, guys, are we going to do this serial killer style again, or is there another one we should?

First Round: True Crime Drinking Rules

Courtney 5:30

do Any kind of spooky style you want to do. All right, you could make it about your own love of spooky stuff. All right, I can do this. I felt the presence of Lizbeth at the Lizzie Borden house. I sat next to a ghost at a really cute restaurant in Rhode Island and I was also part of a ghost tour in Gettysburg. Oh, it was the first one. You didn't feel her presence at the Lizzie Borden house. I didn't feel her presence Because you didn't think that she was going to be there. Wait a minute.

Courtney 6:03

I think I did two blogs in a turn because I didn't go to Gettysburg. Oh my God, she gave us a handicap, guys, because we were trying to guess the. Oh my God, I was just so focused on the lie. Has anyone else done that? Like you're so focused on the lie, you forget the truth Every single time. I'm going to do two truths and a lie. I do two truths and then the lie, because I'm like two truths, oh, what's the lie? I was always so bad, bad at that. Oh my god, core, I really, I'm sorry, I really butchered that. Yeah, but I mean I got it right. So, yes, but yeah, I definitely didn't. I think you should drink because of that. It's a drinking game. Three, one, two, three. Brown eyes drink. We're gonna make hannah have to have an intermission here. 11 god, you got that. Okay, I'm good at math. Where am I Not? Really, I'm actually terrible at math, you're going the wrong way.

Courtney 6:56

It's very hard. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. Everyone takes a sip. Everybody take a sip. I don't even think Courtney's actually drinking, but that could be your spit. It didn't say what I had to drink, it just said drink Spit is still liquid. It still counts Five. Make a rule. Ooh, you got this one last time. Make a rule. Okay, I can make a rule. If you roll doubles, you have to list a Wicked Wanderings episode that you like, but you can't duplicate it from one. Somebody else already said and you still have to take your turn. Obviously, obviously, gracias Ten, ten.

Hannah 7:38

God, I can't read that the print gets smaller and smaller as you go around.

Courtney 7:43

Swap drink with player on the right.

Hannah 7:46

Okay, we're not about that here I don't drink your drink.

Courtney 7:49

I don't want to swap spit with you and your husband.

Hannah 7:50

Can we?

Courtney 7:51

change this. Can we change this to?

Hannah 7:52

like.

Courtney 7:52

Fuck Marry, kill or something. Okay, fuck Marry.

Hannah 7:55

Kill All right.

Courtney 7:55

Ready. Yep, you have Mom, don't listen to this episode. Jeffrey Dahmer Okay. The Babysitter Killer to do the episode on. Tony costa okay, and oh my goodness, ted bundy, this could get messy. She says this could get messy like it's not all right, so I would kill the babysitter killer. Yeah, kids, gotta forget that I would fuck jeffrey dahmer and I would marry ted bundy. I mean, I think that that seems exactly on point, but sorry I didn't have a lot of wiggle room. Yeah, I was.

Courtney 8:35

I just kind of went right for the cannibalism I can't yeah I can't, I can't, I can't it does remind me of a text. I have to send mark after this, though, so keep an eye on mark, because you're gonna get a text if you haven't already. That asks you fmk about three different people, six. Why am I still on the first tier of the board?

Courtney 8:54

I don't know. One, two, three, four, five, six, oldest drinks. Haha, your dice, my lady. Seven hannah's literally about to hit the beginning of the board. Again, roll, again, roll. She gets all the roll. That's how you got so far ahead. Probably nine. We might have to take an intermission so hannah can get another drink. Courtney's turn. I'm having to drink when it's not my turn because I'm thirsty. 10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Boys cheers, that's us. It's 2025. 10. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Boys cheers, that's us. It's 2025. Dice for you. Damn, this could get really naughty. 10, right.

Hannah 9:42

Yes, still 10.

Courtney 9:44

I was going to say 1, 2, 3. Never have I ever.

Hannah 9:48

Oh, this is a good one.

Courtney 9:49

Okay, we have to put five fingers up right. Never have I ever. Oh, this is a good one. Okay, we have to put five fingers up right. I don't know, for never have I ever. So then if you you have done it, you put a finger down, okay, so?

Hannah 10:00

we're both starting on five. All right, we're gonna do the spooky way.

Courtney 10:02

okay, never have I ever been to spider gate shit. Okay, I'm at four. Hannah's at five. Never have I ever been to the Lizzie Borden house Tied at four. All right, never have I ever just spent time in a cemetery by myself, judged, I'm down to three. Never have I ever I actually don't know this about Hannah, but I'm going to guess kept someone else's ashes in my home. Okay, does it count? If you were like renting a room in the house? Yes, damn it.

Courtney 10:36

ha ha, guessing right three to three never have I ever had slides of certain diseases in my home down to two. Down to two. Okay, never have I ever. This is tricky. Never have I ever had anyone in my family be part of a funeral home processing. Boom, I have morticians in my family. Two to two. Oh, never have I ever had an object go off that didn't have a battery or anything in it, like the clock in your house. So specific down to one. Never have I ever lived in a place that has significant history to the city for being a place where murders happened. One to one. Damn, we have really spooky lives, okay, I don't know if this would be true, though, because because I'm going to say never have I ever.

Hannah 11:30

Well, we're going to see if my finger goes down.

Courtney 11:33

Never have I ever lived in the town where the Hooset Tunnel is. That was a low blow. Zeroes, you win. Now you have to drink, I'm rolling, you have to drink, I'm drinking, then I'm rolling. We have spooky lives, everybody. I'm really impressed with us. We also need more friends. All right, I'm at eight. Oh, that's you. One, two, three, four five, six, seven, eight.

Hannah 11:59

Time to rhyme, time to rhyme. All right, fuck my life.

Courtney 12:00

So I'm going to start a rhyme and then Hannah and I have to go back and forth until somebody doesn't rhyme, and I'm going to make it spooky, spooky. So I'm going to say grave, rave, stave like you, stave off something, deprave crap. I'm gonna drink with you because that was just awful. We tried. At first I was like cemetery and then I was like nothing rhymes with cemetery. Okay, seven Legendary Cemetery legendary, I guess, kind of rhymes Seven Aw.

Hannah 12:38

I have to be quiet again.

Serial Killer Would You Rather

Courtney 12:40

Love that Hannah keeps getting the quiet one. I get to live out my life as a narrator, which is always what I've wanted to do. And here I am holding the dice and here I am shaking the dice, here I am rolling the dice and I got a four, which means I got two, twos. And I have to name one of my favorite Wicked Wanderings episodes. And because nobody has gotten this yet, I have free reign of all of them. So I'm going to go with. The first episode of the Salem Witch Trials was one of my all-time favorites. And then I'm going to go with the first episode of the Salem Witch Trials was one of my all time favorites. And then I'm going to move for one, two, three, four, most likely to.

Courtney 13:18

I can't even play because Hannah can't talk. Who's the most likely to talk and ruin their own rule? Me, it's Hannah. But no, that could be really fun. Like who's the most likely? I mean we both are, that's the thing, we're the same person. Yeah, it is tough. Who's most likely to go to the graveyard at night? I mean both of us. Like that's the fun part.

Courtney 13:38

Except apparently I'm the only one who brings my books and hangs out there for fun Attack. You know what, though it's funny, part of the reason we're friends, it is actually everybody. It is. How am I still ahead of you Because you keep getting roll again. Go back one, ha ha, dare, or drink Dare, or drink. I mean, they can't see. If you dare me, I could dare you to say something, okay.

Courtney 14:03

Okay, I dare you to tell us an episode that you've always wanted to drop, but that you keep trying to pick up and it's hard for you to put something together. It's a really vulnerable spot to be. I'm sorry I'm putting you there. So one that I just really was unhappy with. That needs to be kind of like redone type of thing, or one that you're like oh, I really want to talk about this, but I don't know how to put it together in a way that feels good, because I know what mine is. I'm going to keep it in my head until the end of the game in case I win on that spot. It's a tough one. It is a tough one because I feel like I have several like that. What's the more recent one, I guess would be a good way to do it? Okay, I have two. Can I say two?

Hannah 14:43

yes, all right, I'll say charles manson's one, because it's so in depth it would never feel done it would never feel done, it would never feel if I read one book, it's not enough.

Courtney 14:51

And also the kennedys. I feel like the kennedys are super fascinating, but they're super complex and I I don't know how to start. That's true. Where where to start?

Hannah 15:00

where to start?

Courtney 15:00

yeah, absolutely on that one, because I feel like there's also a mental health history and history with the kennedys, which makes me very interested and I've tried to dig in that way there's a whole like cursed thing with them, like so yeah, there's a lot. There's a lot of different things that could have been said there. I think I was thinking when I asked you, karen reed. I feel like we've sat down several times to try to and her case is so complex.

Courtney 15:24

But also it's so fresh that I feel like when we tried to do the research, but because we've tried to sit down to do that episode twice together. We have before she the whole the convention thinking through and she got off I've even tried to sit down to look at it after she was found innocent of that and just guilty of the dui. Oui, I can't figure out where to start or where to end, because to me it doesn't feel like the episode can't be titled Karen Reed because it's not about Karen.

Hannah 15:47

Right, she's not the killer Right Right.

Courtney 15:49

I could go off on a tangent about that. I know I totally could. That was a good one, court. Hey, thanks, I like that. Sometimes I'm smart, smart, sometimes you're smart. I got a seven kempa. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, high five, everyone. High five, miss. No, I'm just kidding. I love how we were just kind of like. It seems like such a random one.

Courtney 16:15

It does oh, six, okay, and it's a double everybody doubles, you gotta tell us first what your favorite, what one of your favorite or top wicked wandering episodes is. And it can't be Salem Witch Trials, episode one, danny Grotto. Yeah, I was torn, that one still sits with me to this day. I think that's still our most listened to episode. Fun fact for everybody Damn, I don't always feel solemn and ugh it does. Just saying the name too, I feel like, is very heavy. Three, four, five, six, time to rhyme. Time to rhyme. Okay, give us a word. I hit a word where it has to be rhymeable ghost, most toast roast post roast.

Courtney 17:01

You said roast fuck I was thinking like a roast, like when you do comedy. And then the second time I was thinking roast like a beef. I know it doesn't count, I'm drinking because I think it's spelled the same way anyways. But in my my little adhd brain I was like but they're different, rob's gonna love doing this one, eight, one, two, three, four, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Courtney 17:26

Everyone drinks, cheers, cheers. Are we almost at the end here? Oh my God. I mean we can just go around again. Five, six. I hate Lucy, I think this is fun. Three, four, five, six. What does it say Dance or drink? I don't dance, just bust a move. What does it say dance?

Hannah 17:48

or drink. I don't dance, just bust a move. I wasn't allowed to drink a drink.

Courtney 17:49

Well, you weren't allowed to do that either. I wasn't allowed to dance, but you weren't allowed to drink, so by that. So, guys, I didn't have a prom senior year, I had a banquet. Quote-unquote, dancing was a sin. So what did you guys do for, like, your activity at the bank? Oh, my god, nothing. We ate. There weren't games. We got like awards for, like, the most Christian person, which I obviously won. I did. I have several Christian awards, I'm not kidding.

Courtney 18:14

Is there like a place we could get pictures of them. Oh yeah, I have them in my life box. They're Christian character awards. Oh boy, I think you should drink after all that. Oh boy, I think you should drink after all that. I think that it should be. If you get the chance to dance, sit it out or dance. I hope you drink. I hope you drink. I hope you leave that in there. I hope you drink. Rob cuts a lot of stuff that makes us sound horrible.

Hannah 18:39

That was hilarious, though, but this episode.

Courtney 18:41

I might even convince him not to drop. As a bonus, I might even be like this is fun.

Hannah 18:44

Just do it, just launch it. We're real people. Just send it, just have fun.

Courtney 18:48

Your turn, girlfriend.

Hannah 18:49

Oh, my God, it's my turn.

Cousin Mark Joins the Game

Courtney 18:51

I'm that guy here I've got. Well, that was really cool. It spun really cool. Okay, I got an eight, one, two, seven, eight. Start, go back to start. Oh man, hot hands, Hot hands. Eight, eights, skip, next turn. All right, two turns for Cortnado. I have a nine. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Show past photo. I'm not going to show it to you because it hasn't changed, but I'll roll again. Yeah, might as well. 10. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Finish your drink. Oh good, we didn't start a new one. It's funny how I'll work on that while Hannah's taking her next turn, because there's quite a decent amount left. But I promise everybody I will work on it while she takes her turn. We don't want to see what happens to me after chugging. Uh, don't worry everybody we're all being safe.

Courtney 19:55

we are in my home. I will make sure she gets an uber home. If anything, I promise an uber. How do you think cousin mark would say uber, uber, an Uber. I would say Uber. I want to call him and ask Do it Call him? Hey, what's up you? Hey, it's actually me, mark. Oh hi, how are you? How are?

Hannah 20:16

you.

Courtney 20:16

Good, we're recording right now and I just I dropped a Cousin Markism and I said how do you think Cousin Mark would say Uber? Because Hannah said she would have to get me an Uber home. And instead of guessing we have you live we're just going to ask you how you would say Uber.

Hannah 20:29

I would say Uber as in Uber.

Courtney 20:33

Come on, you wouldn't say an Uber.

Hannah 20:36

Uber.

Courtney 20:39

No way. How would you say I'm going to catch you in Uber. That's how I see you saying it. Yeah, how would you say Edmund Kemper?

Hannah 20:45

Edmund Kemper.

Courtney 20:47

No, no Lies, you're lying. It's Edmund Kemper, it's not religious.

Hannah 20:52

It's Edmund Kemper.

Courtney 20:54

We're playing a drinking game. Do you want to stay with us for a few minutes? Yeah, sure, that's fine. Okay, and so we took this game that we had and we made it into a Wicked Wanderings podcast game. So we modified all the things, so when it comes up it has to be spooky or serial killer themed. Nice, dude, wait till you get to the part in the episode where we did the fuck marry or kill.

Hannah 21:18

That was oh boy.

Courtney 21:20

That was intense. I hope we get another one while you're here so we can include you in it, because right now it's just me guessing and I know Hannah too well.

Hannah 21:26

Oh yeah, Hannah's going to roll?

Courtney 21:28

No, you didn't roll yet Seven. She got a seven. That's you, no, that's me, that's you. You're still red. Oh man, that's not exciting.

Courtney 21:40

That's not exciting. Okay, all right, that's not exciting. Okay, all right, I'm gonna roll. Now I got a eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Oh, this is the one I was looking forward to. Okay, so we, cousin mark, you and I, are gonna be on the same team. We have to ask hannah to play this. Is you my love? Okay, fine, cousin mark, you and hannah are on a team and you have to ask me fuck, marry and kill for three different people, but for serial killers okay, but for serial killers.

Hannah 22:10

Oh boy.

Courtney 22:10

So he puts Head Bunny in the mix, obviously.

Hannah 22:14

Yeah.

Courtney 22:14

So what are two other serial killers we should add?

Hannah 22:18

Well then I'll throw in Gary Ridgway. Whoa Cousin, mark, you're doing this dirty, it would have to be Jeffrey Dahmer.

Courtney 22:29

Why does it always have to be Dahmer? Okay, I feel like no, hilarious, because she put Jeffrey Dahmer in mine, so that's perfect, okay, okay, so I have to. So Gary Ridgway, ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer, I feel like I've got to kill, don't you dare. I've got to kill.

Courtney 22:49

Gary Ridgway, because he's just too creepy in my mind, so I've got to kill Gary Ridgway. I think I'm going to have to marry Jeffrey Dahmer, which freaks me out because I just think hear me out, though, I think marrying him will make it so I don't have to eat the bodies, because I would have something over him and I wouldn't have to. There you go, and as much as I hate it but a little bit to make hannah jealous. I'm gonna have to fuck ted bundy now there you go okay, mark your turn.

Courtney 23:16

Same three. Oh, we should give him a person, all right she's putting a whole person for you on the board right now give him black like his soul. Oh wow, there we go, okay, so I'm going to roll for Cousin Mark, okay. Okay, he got a six, One, two, three, four, five, six, oh he goes past his start.

Hannah 23:35

That's a whole five. You had to go back to start immediately.

Courtney 23:37

Man, that's not very fun. Roll again him. All right, I'm rolling again. That doesn't seem fair. 11. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, all right. Cousin marcus says you have to twerk. I want to know you're twerking. We need confirmation that you are twerking. I love it. All right, he twerked, he lived up. Yes, you're okay. All right, hannah, he twerked, he lived up gas that's amazing okay, all right, nine, nine.

Never Have I Ever: Spooky Edition

Courtney 24:09

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. What did you get? Show my last photo. Let's see that last picture. I hope it's juicy. Wait, you have my phone, cause Mark's on it. Oh sorry, cause of Mac, I don't know why I had to put him, so he was looking at me even though he can't see me. All right, let's see my last photo. Is it dirty? It must have screenshot.

Hannah 24:32

Oh my gosh, I choose violence.

Courtney 24:33

It's hilarious. It's a picture of your contact photo. That's her last photo. Oh my God, do you have a stalker, mark, is it Hannah? Mark is it hannah? I'm family. I can't stop family. That's not true. Family always stalks family. Ask my family. I mean also. Okay, so I have the hundredth episode, yeah, and then I also have you stroking kenzie like a baby. I don't know what to do with any of that. Well, all of those were quite fascinating, so I guess it's my turn now okay, nine, you got nine.

Courtney 25:05

Two, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine never, have I ever all right, mark five fingers up okay if you've done it, you have to put a finger down and tell us how many you're at at the end of each round. So I'm gonna start. We all have five fingers up. I'm gonna say never have I ever bought two serial killer books at the same time I'm down yeah, probably I'm down to two so I'm at five, hannah's at four and mark is at four, and now it's hannah's turn to pick something.

Courtney 25:36

Okay, never have I ever not loved bigfoot not loved what bigfoot. Ah, so if we don't love Bigfoot, we have to bring it down. Exactly. Double negatives confuse me. Okay, I'm at four, hannah's at four All right, I'm at three. Oh damn it, Cousin, mark Okay now you have to say something, Mark, that you think that we've both done to try to get us out okay, um, I'm not worried, I know right never have I ever had a fascination with ted bundy haha, he's going after you okay.

Courtney 26:07

So I'm at four, hannah's at three and mark is at three. Yes, yep, okay. Never have I, ever. Oh, this is tricky because I don't know who I want to go after. I kind of want to gang up on hannah. Rude. Never have I. Oh, my God, I have a perfect one for me.

Hannah 26:25

Stop it, I know but you're distracting.

Courtney 26:27

I have a perfect one for me to have a finger down. Can I say it? I know it's weird for me to do this, but no, I'm not going to let you say it. That's weird. You're breaking the rules of the game. Never have I ever wanted to break the rules of a game while Courtney's trying to podcast. Do Ha ha. Courtney's at four, hannah's at two, marcus at three.

Hannah 26:47

Mark's at two.

Courtney 26:48

Oh, a Mark Pocomoto, you little bastards. Okay, I'm at four, hannah's at two, mark is at two, and now it's Hannah's turn to say something. Never have I, ever, never, had a last name that's affiliated with sleepy hollow booyah.

Hannah 27:08

I hate you, yeah I'm still good.

Courtney 27:10

Okay, wait, what do you mean?

Hannah 27:11

what say it again?

Courtney 27:14

I said never have I ever not had a last name that has to do with sleepyy Hollow, so the Van Tassels. I've been a Van Tassel.

Hannah 27:22

Okay, yeah, I'm fine, I'm not down, at least I think.

Courtney 27:26

So I'm at three, hannah's at two and Mark is at two.

Hannah 27:31

Yes.

Courtney 27:31

Wait, but how you don't get to question the man. Okay, all right, fine, it's not an interrogation.

Hannah 27:38

Maybe I just don't understand the question.

Courtney 27:40

So what's your last name?

Hannah 27:43

Lapine.

Courtney 27:44

It's always been Lapine. I think what she's trying to tell you is you're not cool enough for me to put a finger down. But I don't know, because I don't believe in separation that way.

Hannah 27:56

Listen, no one ever wore a full duck suit to the 4th of July.

Courtney 27:57

Listen, that's not what you said. It's Mark's turn and he has two up. Dang it.

Hannah 28:01

Okay, so never have I ever been freaked out about a glove hand.

Courtney 28:06

Oh snap, I wish you could see the glare I'm giving you. Okay, I'm at two, hannah's at two, mark is soon to be at zero, but he's at two right now. Okay, never have I ever got a sick pleasure from talking about cannibals to freak Courtney out.

Hannah 28:25

Yeah, I'm one now.

Courtney 28:27

I mean, should I be one?

Hannah 28:29

Yes, you've also come at me about this.

Courtney 28:32

Courtney's at two, Hannah's at one, Mark is at one.

Hannah 28:36

Yep.

Courtney 28:36

Hannah's turn, it's my turn. Okay, Never have I ever warned. I choose violent t-shirt.

Hannah 28:42

Well, come on, now I'm out Mark is out and I had a good one coming up that was going to get both of you. Well, okay, so I have one Courtney has.

Courtney 28:52

So why don't you go? Because it's going to be your turn anyways, because Hannah has one and I have two up, so yours could be the breaking point. So never have I ever had a fascination with haunted houses. Okay, so I win because Hannah's out and I'm down to one. Damn it. That was a good one, though. Okay, so who Thank you? I landed on. Never have I ever. So now I'm ruling for Mark. Okay, go for it. Mark's done. He got six, one, two, three, four, five, six. Okay, so you get to make a rule, mark. So the only rule that we have right now is one that I made. So if somebody rolls a double, they have to say before their turn what one of their favorite Wicked Wanderings episodes is, and you can't repeat it. So you get to make up your own rule, whatever you want for the game.

Hannah 29:38

Uh-huh Within reason. Okay. So then you know, my rule is not to make fun of Mark's accent.

Courtney 29:46

Oh, that's not fun. We weren't making fun of it, we love it, but okay, we'll respect your rule. We love your accent.

Hannah 29:54

That's just in this game, not in the show.

Courtney 29:56

Oh, okay, so he lets us make fun of it because it's for fun. Okay, so we don't have to scrap the whole other episode we just did. Hannah got a seven and she is landing on, would you rather?

Courtney 30:09

Would you rather? Okay, so this is for both of you. Okay, so she's going to ask us a question and we have to tell her which one we would rather. Would you rather help Ted Bundy take the back seat of his car out, or would you rather eat pears out of lizzie borden's backyard and be suspected of murder? Well, okay, so either way, they're gonna expect you of their accessory to murder, or hence why it's a.

Courtney 30:37

Would you rather okay? Well, I would rather eat the pears because okay, then at Then, at least Me too, free food. Look at that, that's easy, we're aligned. She says, fine, she wanted us. I'm not going that close to a serial killer willy-nilly to help him and be. He was caught.

Hannah 30:53

I don't think Ted Bundy's my type. Same, that's my type Me.

Final Round and Reflections

Courtney 30:57

Either that's Hannah's, either it's hannah's type. Listen, listen, linda, I don't have to. It's six, one, two, three, four, five, six. Oh, I can't talk, okay, so courtney ended up on the one that says shut the fuck up, you're not allowed to talk to your next turn. So, all right, I'm rolling for you, mark. Okay, we gotta go back four spaces. Hold on one, two, three, four and you have to roll again.

Courtney 31:24

Okay, hold on nine one, two, three, four, five. Oh, mark, you have to shut the fuck up too. All right, this is, this is the hannah show. All right, here we go. Let's see nine one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. And everyone has to say they love me, but they can't. Okay, I'm rolling, for, oh, oh, courtney's gonna roll herself. That's fine, kenzie, no one's allowed to talk. I got a nine one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. It says take a water break, and I don't want to do that, so I'm going to move on. Wait a minute, let's say something, because Mark can't say anything. Let's tell him that the Boston Bruins are the worst hockey team ever. Ooh, terrible.

Hannah 32:12

Even though I don't believe it, even though I like that, I just feel like I say things that piss him off.

Courtney 32:17

Let's how about we hate his duck costume. I can't say that, though it's cute, I know, I know it doesn't matter. Oh, how about that? He has a Grogu in the back of his truck. I found that out this weekend. What's that? Grogu? Little Yoda? Oh, that's cute. He has it in the back window. It's really cute. That was the last time we tried calling you when you weren't. It's also time for me to roll for him, so now he's allowed to talk.

Courtney 32:40

All right. All right, you're free, mark. We roll the double, which means you have to tell us one of your favorite Wicked Wanderings episodes. But you can't but it can't be the first Salem Witch Trials episode, because I already said that and Hannah said Danny Proto. So you have to pick a different episode than those two. Please don't pick your own, because that's boring.

Hannah 33:00

The candle incident show when you almost burn the house down.

Courtney 33:05

Yeah, we talked about that earlier. You'll hear about that once. We Classic Classic and you got a two, so I'm going to move you two and you landed on the safe zone, so you are safe. All right, okay, that works. So nine, you got nine. That's me, I'm still green. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, roll again. Hannah got roll again. She always moves my piece.

Courtney 33:33

I don't know, sorry, green is my favorite color and you took it and it's hard for me for water matters. Yeah, no thanks, all set, all right, my turn. We're almost getting close to the end here. One, two, three, four, five. I got go back six spaces, six spaces.

Hannah 34:00

This is blas.

Courtney 34:00

Tell you guys two truths and a lie. So I am a person who actually has stage fright to talk in front of other people. True, I was born in vermont, near massachusetts, but in vermont and the first place I did ghost hunting was the Hoosick Tunnel. All right, mark, you have to answer this because I feel like I have a head time with this.

Hannah 34:27

Yeah, I'm going to go with the talking in front of people.

Courtney 34:31

No, I actually was not born in Vermont. I was born in North Adams, massachusetts.

Hannah 34:36

but I do have an extreme fear of talking in front of people talking in front of people and yet you're in public, a very public, you know job, where you talk to customers it's interesting because hannah has always said that to me too where I have this ability to kind of just like come up with words she bullshits.

Courtney 34:57

So well, I always joke that my bachelor's degree it's a bachelor's in science, that abbreviates to BS was a bachelor's in bullshit. It really only taught me how to like fluff stuff, but I have the gift of gab. Like my whole family can just talk and talk and talk, but I get self-conscious.

Hannah 35:10

Like a used car dealer.

Courtney 35:12

Yeah, kind of, except I couldn't sell anything to save my life because I'd be like, oh, you don't want it, that's good. No, but really like we will go like I've gone liquor stores with her before and she's like I hate talking to people, I hate being around people and like I'll just buy like I don't know a couple beers. And she's like hey, isn't that beautiful day outside. I'm like who are you talking to? She has this whole conversation. I'm like who are you?

Hannah 35:35

Who the fuck are you?

Courtney 35:37

I don't know your condo today you did, which is very I'm like the mayor of a place I've never been before. Actually, that's why I wanted her actually at the july 4th uh celebration we had, because she would have been perfect. Here ye, here ye, everybody, listen to my, because jake resubscribed. Go jake, go jake. He got a six, one, two, three, four, five, six. Oh, mark, you got two truths and a lie too. Oh, those be good.

Hannah 36:03

All right, go ahead, mark okay, I once had a dui. I have a bunch of hats and I had my nipple pierced oh, my god, I don't know, oh no, that's okay that could be a real one.

Courtney 36:19

I feel like I'm trying to think about. I can't picture him with a nipple piercing. I can I can't picture it but honestly, I saw him in the pool this weekend but I don't remember seeing a nipple pierce Like he was walking around with his belly out dude.

Hannah 36:33

What's our final?

Courtney 36:34

answer Are we going with nipple? No, I wouldn't. You can go with nipple, I don't know. All right, I will pick my own, go ahead. Okay, I'm going with nipple. I'm going to go with.

Hannah 36:47

DUI. Actually, I think that's a lie. Yeah, the DUI, Is it a lie? I got well, I got off on it.

Courtney 36:51

Oh, oh, wait, does that mean you have a nipple pierced? I had my nipple pierced me up because you said had Wait, yeah, which nipple was it.

Hannah 37:02

I have more questions.

Courtney 37:06

Wait left or right dude.

Hannah 37:11

Left one.

Courtney 37:11

Your left or my left?

Hannah 37:14

My left, my left.

Courtney 37:17

So wait, why only one? Why was it had there? Yeah?

Hannah 37:21

I don't know, I just I went with one.

Courtney 37:24

You can do some kinky shit with nipple piercings. I mean bondage and all that shit. Okay, Hannah's turn to roll. Okay, my turn to roll. My job is keeping her somewhat clean. It's a hard job, but somebody's got to do it, yes, it is.

Hannah 37:37

I have something to say, but I'm going to keep it to myself, that's seven.

Courtney 37:40

Yeah, all right, she got most likely to. Oh, so you have to say something and tell us which one of us is most likely to. So I have to say two. Then, right, yeah, okay. Or you could give us a. This will be more fun, I think. You tell us a most likely to and then we all get to vote. Out of the three of us, who's the most likely to do it? Okay, so I'll give, okay, so just give one and we'll all vote. Most likely to sit in a graveyard in the dark for hours by themselves with a book me, and then most likely to friend jeffrey dahmer, just because they're curious about how he does it mark yeah, definitely mark.

Courtney 38:19

Are you able to stay on like? You can get off of this anytime you need to.

Hannah 38:24

Yeah, I'm going to go because I just got done from golf so I want to sit and relax a little. Okay, but thank you for having me on.

Courtney 38:30

Yeah, Kenzie, oh Kenzie, oh Kenzie and Cordy both say goodbye.

Hannah 38:34

Okay, all right, bye guys.

Courtney 38:36

Love you cuz. See you later.

Hannah 38:38

Bye honey All right bye.

Courtney 38:41

Final results are in. Cousin Mark had to go a little bit early, reasonably, so we have a bad habit of calling him without asking. We kind of just call and take up lots of his family time, but I'm not really sure who won. I don't really understand what the measurement of who won was. It doesn't matter right, but we all had fun. We did. And if you enjoyed this episode, send us a message. Give us a message on Facebook, Instagram, a text message. You know we like those. Come on, guys. Give us love.

Hannah 39:08

We just wanted to mix it up a little.

Episode Wrap-Up

Courtney 39:09

We do a lot of stuff that's fun, along with our straight content episodes, and this is just something new. That kind of came to us that we wanted to give a try, but I had a lot of fun. I did too. I need some lunch I don't know about you and we will see you all next time. Yes, bye guys, bye Wanderers. Thanks for listening today. Wicked Wanderings is hosted by me, hannah, and co-hosted by me, courtney, and it's produced by Rob Fitzpatrick. Music by Sasha N. If you enjoyed today's episode, don't forget to leave a rating and review and be sure to follow on all socials. You can find the links down in the show notes. If you're looking for some really cozy t-shirts or hoodies, head over to the merch store. Thank you for being a part of the Wicked Wanderings community. We appreciate every one of you. Stay curious, keep exploring and always remember to keep on wandering.