Hey No Bullshit Podcast family, roll out the red carpet because we're serving up a fresh episode that's as spicy as Chili's Super Bowl tweets! With a special guest adding their unique zest, we dive headfirst into the spectacle of Usher's halftime show and tackle the online frenzy it ignited. The laughs keep coming as we explore Chili's eyebrow-raising social media strategy amidst the big game, blending our hallmark humor with straight-shooting insights on these viral moments.
Relationships are tough cookies, and ours are no exception. This episode stirs the pot, mixing in the complexities of interracial dating, celebrity missteps, and the scrutiny that comes with love in the limelight. Our guest's personal tales and cultural wisdom season our discussion, as we serve up a hearty conversation on societal expectations and identity within modern romance. So, buckle up for a bumpy ride through the tangled web of love and infidelity, celebrity style.
To wrap things up, we're wading into the murky waters of comedy and sensitivity in a world where just about everyone's got an opinion. Listen as we dissect the challenges comedians face in the age of 'cancel culture', weigh in on the balance between free speech and online accountability, and give a standing ovation to those brave enough to stand tall in the face of adversity. Plus, don't miss our take on the need for a virtual 'punch in the mouth' for racial slurs in gaming. It's an episode packed with raw, real talk that'll keep you nodding long after the outro rolls. Grab your earbuds and let's get this conversation started!
Hey No Bullshit Podcast family, roll out the red carpet because we're serving up a fresh episode that's as spicy as Chili's Super Bowl tweets! With a special guest adding their unique zest, we dive headfirst into the spectacle of Usher's halftime show and tackle the online frenzy it ignited. The laughs keep coming as we explore Chili's eyebrow-raising social media strategy amidst the big game, blending our hallmark humor with straight-shooting insights on these viral moments.
Relationships are tough cookies, and ours are no exception. This episode stirs the pot, mixing in the complexities of interracial dating, celebrity missteps, and the scrutiny that comes with love in the limelight. Our guest's personal tales and cultural wisdom season our discussion, as we serve up a hearty conversation on societal expectations and identity within modern romance. So, buckle up for a bumpy ride through the tangled web of love and infidelity, celebrity style.
To wrap things up, we're wading into the murky waters of comedy and sensitivity in a world where just about everyone's got an opinion. Listen as we dissect the challenges comedians face in the age of 'cancel culture', weigh in on the balance between free speech and online accountability, and give a standing ovation to those brave enough to stand tall in the face of adversity. Plus, don't miss our take on the need for a virtual 'punch in the mouth' for racial slurs in gaming. It's an episode packed with raw, real talk that'll keep you nodding long after the outro rolls. Grab your earbuds and let's get this conversation started!
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Speaker 1:I'm sure I don't know where you're going to bring something softer to the table.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we all be on bullshit anyway.
Speaker 1:So we just needed something to bounce us out a little bit. But you know episode, for you know I'm dope boy, my man ski bomb.
Speaker 3:You know it's me doos again, such as life. We're gonna jump right into it, you man. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:Let's get right to this man. So you know this weekend we had the Super Bowl come up. You know, man, Everybody should have tuned into. The Super Bowl is one of the most watched events in the Um, you know, in the world.
Speaker 3:But we're gonna get right to the half-time show fuck, the game Game was the game cheese one, whatever, whatever but have time show.
Speaker 1:So the half-time show was the bullshit.
Speaker 3:With the half-time show I see the half-time show was actually what, like I'm saying a but little John out boy. Chris, oh she looked good, boss baby.
Speaker 4:Well, designer, though, so it was over.
Speaker 3:You got it like that was for real collection, but you are the pocket for his daughter. But you are the pocket brother. Yeah, they were definitely giving. Nor a lot of pocket, bro, like you were supposed to have them on, like you was out there looking like I'm a man, jd, though I think that's different from what he usually wears.
Speaker 2:So it caught people up guard.
Speaker 1:We used to have a baggy pants and I.
Speaker 2:For is one of some.
Speaker 3:I didn't see the green.
Speaker 1:But to your man usher, what about the way he may have that man white in front of him? He oh my god for the millions in front of millions.
Speaker 2:I.
Speaker 1:Last week we was talking about work husbands and Rather have a guy hit their girl.
Speaker 3:Didn't make tickle, they girl make that.
Speaker 2:That's personal.
Speaker 3:Imagine like why you making my girl laugh?
Speaker 1:and like she just giggle in front of me. Billion people 129.3 million.
Speaker 2:Because they were selling it.
Speaker 3:I should have been selling fish fry platters if usher was a dirty nigga from the trenches, because he's the flier. Yo, they've been just getting me off that nigga before we pulled up, pulled up.
Speaker 2:Usher always do too much. He is an entertainer Well that's the whole. Thing track record say First of all, first of all.
Speaker 3:I should have been telling niggas don't leave your girl around me.
Speaker 2:He got married the same day.
Speaker 1:The performance was cool. It was just a giggle. He had the heart first.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and I feel like he was he said yo Like that was the Saudi response. I feel like that was the join, like you know the meme where, where you, you got the smiley face on in front in public, but behind you, you, you feel away about that.
Speaker 2:You got the office behind that y'all fill away. So y'all gonna put it on him that he fill away.
Speaker 1:I just thought he was big. That was the political, I feel like.
Speaker 3:I feel like, yeah, that was the political.
Speaker 1:Like I was one as me.
Speaker 3:It was.
Speaker 2:That's how we get a lip dance from on stage Nicki Minaj, jenna Jackson. And how would you want your female to a? You want how to be knocking it off about that, like any secure woman wouldn't care is. That was my man, I would not care genie no, but Swiss knows us sure, so that's different. They, just they.
Speaker 3:It's like being an actor like they selling this dish, but his usher mom would have been selling fish fry please, so he sold a little too much for me. I was a little bit too much, purchasing a hundred and twenty nine point three million views a person.
Speaker 1:I don't mean it was, it was, it wasn't, it was him, because he definitely put his pain on her on a booty like pain the cake contact. When my wife and then she and then the in the grand was. What the head went back and all that why you seen all her neck, was it? I'm gonna throw up out of the way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was like At the half-time show I had a few up man, listen, I'd been going home, my kids and she'd have been staying at the Super Bowl, cuz it's like now look, is all these me?
Speaker 3:the memes is crazy like they Don't say they don't a. I changed the memes, made them look like Amazon workers, made them look like McDonald's workers.
Speaker 1:It's going crazy. Machina would have never.
Speaker 2:I'm not even sure the career pride with another Eva.
Speaker 1:Listen, she lost her husband.
Speaker 3:Seeing Kiki double right down on Twitter and say we love you, usher and all caps. You know, you know who I'm worried about and concerned about. I want to talk about chili, chili. I know she had a white me. Let me, let me talk to you. Let me let me look at you right here. You can see me, see you when you see me. See you, chili. Why would you, on usher Super Bowl Sunday, post your pilgrim During the national month of the niggas?
Speaker 3:So, during, during, yet ex Boyfriend that you was really in a public super relationship with. I mean, I understand that, but cool. So you felt like she Don't post your new nigga on me on Super Bowl Sunday, and it's the month that our ancestors stood.
Speaker 2:Got married to uh, she the girl, not like I don't know what she is, she's, she's not a napkin color young lady. No, she's not. She just as light as chilies me.
Speaker 3:Oh post that post that in March, but I believe it didn't because, Whether this is birthday. I don't, I wouldn't care.
Speaker 2:I didn't even read the caption. I'm not sure if it's his birthday.
Speaker 3:He can't pull. No, I was having a moment, no.
Speaker 1:Super Bowl. Sunday usher is a pro level sniper.
Speaker 3:It's usher. Super Bowl Sunday during. During the month of our ancestors standing on business being honored. You do not post your pilgrim.
Speaker 1:So you try to say that you got this site just like, just like, just like in a racial relationship. You can't post your significant Tread lately. I'm just asking, I'm just saying.
Speaker 3:I'm asking, I mean you, you can, you can do whatever you want to do. This is America, the land of the free home of the brave allegedly like you. I'm saying but do what you spoke, do whatever you want.
Speaker 1:But, I'm just saying man land on plenum wrap from the rock landed on us.
Speaker 3:Dr Umar. Dr Umar would be saying I beg your pardon, I beg your pardon, I thought they call him talking to a snow bunny.
Speaker 2:Hey, man.
Speaker 3:He said he was giving the snow bunny some information. He wasn't bunny hopping. She asked a question. He said I don't have. No, I don't have no problem.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm a kill me because y'all will date a white woman. My grandma, my grandma said I'm not. My grandma said if.
Speaker 3:I can't use a comb I can't bring home. Oh, that was heavy. If my grandma said, if she can't use her cold, she can't, I can't bring home.
Speaker 2:Somebody outside of a black woman.
Speaker 1:Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 2:I'm saying doos, cause grandma told him.
Speaker 3:I've been with women that's not black women, but you bring the woman the woman that I want to be with is a black.
Speaker 4:Use the comb.
Speaker 2:And that's these Dominican and for Latino.
Speaker 1:No, they got black. Puerto Ricans, man, they got black.
Speaker 2:Puerto Ricans. Okay, you shout out to the black Puerto Ricans with the curl had.
Speaker 1:the curl is in my way. I had a couple yeah, that's right, that's right of y'all, absolutely. We're going back, I'm going back.
Speaker 2:I swore off of them for a little bit, I was off Puerto Rican girls, and then you try to come back to black women.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean I try, but you know we won't get to that later.
Speaker 4:I'll back that later in the show. Let's hope hold up. We want my listen.
Speaker 1:So just the whole thing. They be black.
Speaker 2:See y'all black woman got Nothing against a Puerto Rican woman at all. Some of us blacks. I'm like you know they're racing towards them and all that you know okay.
Speaker 1:We get to that later?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm a waste of that. We come later yeah.
Speaker 1:But like.
Speaker 2:I said Charlie ain't wrong for a bloat. I mean, usher woman wife is just as white as her.
Speaker 3:I mean, I mean it's truly mean, so just like I can either confirm or deny, I'm just saying.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just saying during the.
Speaker 3:During the month. It been a lot of stuff during the month. Our ancestors ain't approved of like like like Jalen Brown last night Just got chumped by by Duncan Robison in the NBA game.
Speaker 1:Duncan Robison- Now I'm gonna be the only fish.
Speaker 3:Yeah, another pilgrim told him, said uh, you not like that, chill out and what he do. Actions to where you ain't. He won't like that. You can't like, you can't let this librarian looking pilgrim tell you. Like that, that's what I'm saying like he, but he's first of all, he's been getting physical with you all game, been been acting, acting crazy with you all game. And I'm gonna tell you, I mean Jalen did some little tussle shit through his arm.
Speaker 1:I like, try to like, try to like her, even like man. That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 3:You not like that, during the month that our ancestors stood on business, not turn a rolling over in his he might mean.
Speaker 1:Duncan told that boy first of all, you gonna let you gonna let that, you gonna let.
Speaker 3:You gonna let a napkin color man named Duncan tell.
Speaker 1:Tell you you know I like that. Powder Sticker Dave is Duncan. The powder don't a chum thing. You ain't like that, bro. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:The camera don't see what you doing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but I see that man.
Speaker 2:That's why drink? It's right here. That's what it tastes like in the hood bars.
Speaker 1:The hood bars is crazy. The fake lemon drops out of pocket.
Speaker 2:So they use a while while lemonade in the hood.
Speaker 1:So so what do you do? My thing is this dude, which I think Swiss was supposed to respond to that, who you wasn't supposed to respond at all. He was with the McRack no parents.
Speaker 2:How everybody is.
Speaker 3:Because you, I mean at this point and at this level, in this status, you is.
Speaker 2:I think you know I'm secure, like I'm secure with my wife. But if you secure, you know?
Speaker 3:I mean it's just as a man if I'm secure, I ain't got to say nothing.
Speaker 2:I don't think she knew us. She was gonna do that, but she.
Speaker 1:She smiled Got the cakes.
Speaker 3:So he put that shit on a cake. That's, that's a, that's a conference of movement and range of area Ain't really too much space. You can really not.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, some people laugh when they nervous some people laughing.
Speaker 4:They don't know what to do.
Speaker 2:So she could have been on some shit like I know this in the game behind me.
Speaker 1:Or like I'm on me, like oh yeah, you be sleeping and they could pull up behind you and put it on your back, because you know pulling up behind you when you see who was behind them?
Speaker 2:From her ways he did, but he did. He's like yeah, yeah, it's just my pride, like it's probably like.
Speaker 3:Hey, I'm gonna just say this. You see, sean Paul can't perform with Beyonce no more, give me the light.
Speaker 2:Can't perform with Problem they talked about it. He's cut, but Okay.
Speaker 1:That.
Speaker 2:I'm sitting for all points of view. I'm not saying me Celebrities. If I was a celebrity and my man was out here cheating, I'm gonna go get usher. I'm gonna get somebody that's gonna make him mad. If I'm a celebrity come back now.
Speaker 1:He's been a block with Riva or something you know I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna write the fuck it here. I don't think we only gonna leave a safe, so go ahead. I don't even think she gonna pay the next nigga. No mine, bob, you cuz.
Speaker 1:I told you, the longer shot brar. No trap her.
Speaker 2:Mutual.
Speaker 3:I would a man listen. That would have been tonight.
Speaker 2:Make that mean put a condom on this.
Speaker 3:When they were about it, boo-key, but I. Didn't wear about it, sweetheart. This, that's that.
Speaker 1:I'm all about you go opportunity. I'm all about you go up to. I want child support, all that.
Speaker 2:I'm getting a prenup, fucking prenup.
Speaker 1:I suggest everybody was in money get one.
Speaker 2:Hey, man and all that cuz, if I find me one that got a billion.
Speaker 1:Guess what I'm doing, what you doing? I'm gonna shoot the club up. I'm gonna be with her for a good year and a half and then we go on separate cuz we got.
Speaker 3:Unreconsolable differences.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I need.
Speaker 1:Give me half.
Speaker 2:That's crazy, because now I'm talking, the men that's getting trapped is leading with money like the women not like.
Speaker 3:Because the women with money.
Speaker 2:They really want love. I thought woman, they really want somebody to fuck with so you don't think this.
Speaker 1:Well, the money really don't know. I don't Want a bitch to be a home take care of a kid, take care.
Speaker 4:It's.
Speaker 2:Rihanna. Like who? Brownster crying? Drake still crying over, like I don't blame her.
Speaker 3:Oh, I blame, it's really so he don't have the right grease lightning. That's right. They said the snappy nappy dugout Snappy.
Speaker 2:She got real famous. She's gonna swear to stuff. Listen bro my girl gonna pay your dust.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying.
Speaker 2:I'm serious, but you're not getting free. She's not damn.
Speaker 3:That's how I only take one time. It's always doing me. I'm saying that they be like. It ain't gonna pay you, no mind, she ain't gonna.
Speaker 2:I mean, I think you might be talking about people.
Speaker 1:In general. Okay, I'm just saying in general.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying, like you, know, but I made it a say. I like that he's.
Speaker 3:She went at a regular nigga that was in the crowd. She went at me cuz I know he ain't come outside, thinking that was gonna happen, that day.
Speaker 2:Like her walk up to your celebrity. She like she wants some shit with you. You go together now, right?
Speaker 4:What to do.
Speaker 3:In her girlfriend's was on the back of the stage. Yeah, tight too right. Yeah, oh, I'm her type.
Speaker 1:You say you came with a girl with me, came with a girl, man, I'm leaving with a new girl name sweetie.
Speaker 3:I.
Speaker 1:Both like her, so you gotta at least understand what's going on right now. Yeah, you know you like sweetie?
Speaker 3:Because I'm.
Speaker 1:This is probably the only reason I came here right, but now I'm a fan, I'm a fan, I'm now fan.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna listen to her music.
Speaker 1:So if you say, if you man, if you had a concert with your man, and Jenna take him off of the night.
Speaker 2:I'm a little mad at night.
Speaker 1:No, janet, be strapping niggas down riding them and all that you. She say let's continue this backstage like I'm feeling.
Speaker 3:Like the Joe, the Joe.
Speaker 2:He might. He got rock. I'm a little mad at moment, but that day for I'm a look at that nigga sideways. Cuz I don't know one nigga that will let me go backstage with a rapper. So what you mean? I don't think my nigga gonna be like. I'm like babe he went tonight.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna see you later. I don't see one nigga say okay but what I'm saying is not that much this minute world to have Janet riding.
Speaker 2:I hope you're gonna get married. I hope you're.
Speaker 3:Good fuck if it's that moment.
Speaker 1:Jenna won't say stop poking me, what you doing. I'm about to say listen.
Speaker 2:Get the lamp dance.
Speaker 1:Hey.
Speaker 2:Janet, I can't even head or go ahead, but I'm now.
Speaker 1:I'm looking at you.
Speaker 2:I'm looking at you sideways a little bit, cuz it's fine, so you can hear it. Come talk to me about it Like here, don't just do it.
Speaker 1:No, this is this is you gotta make this decision right now Like this is a I don't got time to talk to you. This is a, this is a critical.
Speaker 4:This is critical again. Jenna's not gonna wait.
Speaker 2:She's the one to the next thing. I'm gonna wait, but if you, I feel like any nigga will go.
Speaker 1:A nigga will go right is he supposed to?
Speaker 2:Janet, you ain't gonna ask me do my money baby.
Speaker 1:Not penny from not penny, you gotta go hit pen.
Speaker 3:Janet, you ain't gonna ask me do my mind, baby you ain't gonna ask you bitch.
Speaker 2:No, you ain't gonna ask me do I'm gonna text you when I'm done, like yo you?
Speaker 1:know man, Can you please leave the house because I'm bringing somebody new on Janet.
Speaker 3:Janet is my respect. Respect, miss Jackson. I love you, I love jenny damn.
Speaker 4:But jenny still my man.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna have some issues with her.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't know man, I'm going, janet.
Speaker 2:I love Janet, me too you, but the take my man is crazy. But we know usher not trying to take her usher about he got me every job they could be swingers. For all we know they got them. Pretty sure you already did.
Speaker 1:Did that make it even worse?
Speaker 4:Oh my god, that made it worse, bro, if you don't be sitting down and you put a me in my girl Not innocent but I feel like it just it was part of the show. It's never innocent.
Speaker 2:Ain't that innocent, ain't nothing. Oh, he got a track record of this. Oh, let me ask you this, so so am.
Speaker 3:I but you. But did you see? So am I P with the ass, but did you see the?
Speaker 1:did you see the clip when he added show, it was a big swollen ball. He tried to do the same little shit in the ball like nah. He said you know what? I'm gonna leave this ball on.
Speaker 2:He went to the um, yeah right, oh, he's saying this was sweet.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. So he tried.
Speaker 2:He tried already, gave his shit up like you know that don't sound secure to me but then if you don't respect him, maybe I'm saying maybe swiss was cheated behind- doors. If you might be cheating, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:If you stand man, my man my man x rolling over in this grave. That swiss still got a rough riders chain, man. And again that nigga ain't seeing what's going on, bro he. He was supposed to pop up what, what, what, what?
Speaker 1:x do.
Speaker 3:What, what x do if that was x y?
Speaker 2:No, he's.
Speaker 3:Silver ball would have been, it wouldn't have been no second half, it would have been nothing.
Speaker 2:They'd appear in the camera right to him. They need to be crying over the fucking bleachers.
Speaker 1:Sure, I'll be extra the one for that. That's what I don't think he would have, even I ain't gonna lie, even though he had the dog Literally he just started growling and everything.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm, you just got seen people's. I'd have been right out there with my man, my dogs.
Speaker 2:Because he didn't get on her like that when she was playing the guitar, right, but they actually had chemistry.
Speaker 1:She tried, he was trying, he was she.
Speaker 2:I know Y'all never see one of y'all old bitches and try to go give her Right Play them games All right, but did they feed into it that every single one or a girl feeding to it, or they just let you go about everyone that feed into it, the one that the one, I ain't gonna say everyone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but the one that was.
Speaker 2:So y'all think she's someone I should.
Speaker 1:I'm saying, I'm saying if he's he's slitting the DMs, that later on that night she might have made many months of mp.
Speaker 2:He just got married the same day. I don't.
Speaker 1:This is good. She beat me girls. She don't every day people. She married that Every day.
Speaker 3:Baby we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna touch on that too. Oh for sure, oh, we want to talk about um, oh, uh, oh, joe Cinco verse. Oh, joe Cinco and shana sharp versus uh, my guess. But yeah, remember we was talking, we, we actually talked about it before how every you know people was going up on Um shana sharp and telling these stories and stuff on the show right yeah on it, on his uh.
Speaker 3:I can't so I get, uh, mike epps had a stand-up special and you know he was talking, talking this shit, and he went up there and said shana sharp, basically a sassy bitch, and he looked like my dear and he wasn't trying to go up there, so shana sharp would be looking at him and all that like, but it was comedy, like it wasn't like somebody looking at he's looking at his lap, looking at yeah, like that was wild, I like mike was going crazy, but it was common.
Speaker 3:It was stand-up comedy, like I, but that's the thing I don't get right when the people become so simple like yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1:How many? You can't even be comedians anymore, like even that like comedians, can't like even read. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I feel like when you bust in a joke.
Speaker 1:So if he said that about you, you have no response.
Speaker 2:I mean.
Speaker 1:If he called me fruity, like I'm gonna be a little, I'm gonna be a little offended.
Speaker 2:Taking the two for.
Speaker 1:But some of his, some of the shit he was saying like, yeah man, he do a little sassy a little bit.
Speaker 3:He might gotta say no. Uncle says they might gotta say it wouldn't be, you wouldn't. If you didn't put yourself in these situations to have that On your name, then you wouldn't have nothing to worry about.
Speaker 1:But I do understand what's he's saying, though you can't play with him.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're calling him. Yeah, I mean right, calling absolutely.
Speaker 1:Absolutely when you call. Making them alphabet boys things.
Speaker 4:Time no.
Speaker 3:I don't know man. It's just like when, when, when, has when? Did it become not Like cool to just express your art? Like, like I said, even with rec, like when, when people do diss tracks and shit, like People get upset about diss tracks now like it's super outrage and all these pages and people getting cancelled.
Speaker 1:No, this track is supposed to be outraged by the dissing you.
Speaker 3:But, but, but my thing, I'm not not the person, not not the person that they dissing.
Speaker 4:It's like the public.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like the public is super. Very, it's social media that makes it sensitive.
Speaker 4:Everybody got an opinion.
Speaker 2:Everybody has an opinion.
Speaker 1:Everybody has an opinion, but it's like the sensitivity.
Speaker 2:You can't really play about nothing.
Speaker 4:You can't even.
Speaker 1:We be on here laughing and joking, but a certain stuff we can't even like.
Speaker 3:Leave a touch on the same. I really will cancel you.
Speaker 1:You can't talk about the alphabet people. You can't play like the rainbow coalition.
Speaker 3:My homie Serena just got her fucking Twitter deleted and she was playing with somebody and like saying something, like I guess, like I smacked the shit out of her I don't even know what she's saying, but like she had this Twitter photo.
Speaker 2:She had this Twitter since like probably like 2000.
Speaker 1:I can't go live, or none of that, because I be happy to be in the comments.
Speaker 3:So, I told you, my day was I forgot what I said. I know you go crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, on random songs I know you go crazy. I've been trying to chill in my comments because I keep getting banned for like going live and all that I'm trying to do stuff and they be just trying to. Why should?
Speaker 2:learn. Everybody don't have comments, since I'm from. When people just be fucking talking, it just be easier to just yeah, you gotta listen to them go.
Speaker 1:But I just felt like something, something that should be off of them is like a comedian they should have like the freedom speech Should really apply to comedians, because back in the day we had to go do this with Comic View man, they were saying. They were going Bernie Mac in. You know what I'm thinking about the devil's comedy jam. I'm just saying crazy shit to be in the crowd. Think about the shit that.
Speaker 3:Bernie Mac and fucking Richard Pryor. No, bernie Mac will be careful, richard.
Speaker 1:Pryor bro, no, bernie Mac made a whole joke about his son being yeah.
Speaker 4:You know what I'm saying. I mean, you can't do that, no more.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you absolutely cannot.
Speaker 1:But you know why You're on social media? Yeah, but it's like Everybody says it.
Speaker 3:Ernest J joined about his little brother.
Speaker 1:None of that is cool.
Speaker 3:None of that is cool, bro. Yeah, none of that is cool. They will be on his ass, so it's like you can't get away with none of that, no more.
Speaker 1:But.
Speaker 2:I think that's corny.
Speaker 1:Like that's making, like the society water down, but even outside of the comic viewing stuff.
Speaker 2:Even while I think kid is Martin, they still was having jokes on his saying shit on his dad. My brother's like turn Flip shit over now.
Speaker 1:Bernie Mac, you want some of that? Okay, you can't do that, no more. Yeah, you can't do that.
Speaker 2:He was on how to Be a Player. Yeah, you can't do that.
Speaker 3:He was on there. Somebody said something like they wouldn't let him be, they wouldn't let him be jangling in life. Oh my God, none of that is cool. None of that is cool, no.
Speaker 1:No none of that is cool?
Speaker 2:None of that is cool. I think that way was over with and y'all just got accepted. People got accepted, you know everybody got.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to accept that, because they stand in union.
Speaker 2:You gotta think about it. They stand in union. But, every one person that feels some type of way is 50 people behind the big Alphabet army.
Speaker 3:I have nothing to go show.
Speaker 2:I don't got no problem with the alphabet boys?
Speaker 1:I don't have no issue with y'all?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1:We don't have no issues with the alphabet people, it's just certain shit. Or the Jewish people?
Speaker 3:If it's funny, I don't have issues with none of them. I don't have no issues with no by, but funny is funny. I'm from the era when funny is funny yeah like we gotta still have a certain Like, especially with Twitter but this is cool.
Speaker 1:Why is it cool to not? It's not cool to joke about none of them groups, but they, they go. They still joke about with people. It's all Like you ever see. You can be the big Because we're on the bottom of the totem pool team. That's corny though we can't be everybody else.
Speaker 2:We can't.
Speaker 4:We can't joke on everybody else.
Speaker 1:But they got all the jokes in America about us. Bro, that's corny though. Yeah, like that's corny.
Speaker 2:That's how everybody get their repressions with us.
Speaker 3:I just saw a tweet today, bro. They said how come blacks got their own national anthem, but Native Americans, mexicans and a couple of Rhesus they do?
Speaker 1:got their own. They just we don't just acknowledge them. No, they spoke people.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and it was like my thing was like Smell, like bitch in here, nigga, stop bitching. Nigga, you don't want to be black nigga. Like you don't want to trade spots with us, like you don't want to deal with the shit that we deal with Like you don't want to have.
Speaker 1:I can't go in the back without the little graph and this gun and all.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like I can't deal with, do nothing. Like, bro, I'm black and shit, tall with dreads, like you. What the fuck I can't? You don't want to beat me, bro.
Speaker 1:You definitely don't want to beat me, bro, like you know what I'm saying, bro, Like you don't want to beat me, gang, like, come on gang Like Mm-mm.
Speaker 3:You don't want Like, so why do y'all be like using shit like that and and don't get on the internet and say, why do blacks? Because, pussy, y'all smack the shit out, you Like, like you people? Yeah, that was heavy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like you people. I don't like you people.
Speaker 1:What's the ball on Twitter? The Sergeant ball. It's like a Sergeant ball in Philadelphia.
Speaker 2:The white ball, right the white ball.
Speaker 1:Whenever something happened in Philadelphia.
Speaker 2:You retire, yeah, you retire, you retire, you retire.
Speaker 1:But it's always who's the usual suspect and all that we could tell who did it all Like they be going crazy on us on that.
Speaker 2:We be going crazy yeah.
Speaker 1:But we do that to them, it's like, oh, how dare you? Oh my God.
Speaker 3:Because that's white privilege, you know, yeah, and then that's what I'm saying, and it all goes back to my point, that y'all can't be doing this shit, doing the moth eye, and sessus stood and all.
Speaker 1:But then it was crazy though they be the first ones to tell you like, that's why I'm Just go back to my point my Instagram got banned right. I'm on the joint they try to. It was like some white girl rapping or whatever she be used to the hand weird, right she dropped the m bomb.
Speaker 1:I'm like who say she can use it, yeah, and when I tell you that she got like 400 copies of all these pilgrims saying, yeah, we should be able to say it, it's just a word, da-da-da. But why didn't they ever tell the alphabet people that the F bomb is just a word. Don't get offended by it. Like you say, the F bomb, that's the worst thing you can say, bro. The F word I told you. You know how many told you, I got deleted, man.
Speaker 3:yeah, you know what happened to you saying I don't call a duty. You can't talk to people for 14 days, 30 days, you can't say that word.
Speaker 1:That's the worst word that you can say and call a duty going to bend you in 30 seconds. That's the worst word that you can say, but they try to make the N word nigga. Bro, I can say that on call a duty.
Speaker 2:They make me go. Okay, I say that on call a duty.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying when I'm walking down. We gotta accept niggas like Walking niggas down. On call a duty, I say nigga, I shot the shit out of you.
Speaker 1:But that's cool for you to say it. That's cool, but they want it to be cool for them to say it, but no even the white, even though those people get on call a duty and they say it with hard.
Speaker 2:I cannot say nigga, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:They say it with the hard-eat arms on it.
Speaker 4:They say it with the hard-eat arms and if you feel like you should be able to say it.
Speaker 2:I should be able to punch you in the mouth and then you hit that shit with an ER and then we go to a fucking problem. Yeah, I should be able to punch you in the mouth. They say that shit with the hard-eat arms on, call a duty and they don't get bent Like. I love the videos online. When they be calling you niggas, they flip that shit over.
Speaker 1:Uh huh, yeah, that's why they, they turn this shit up, kway, really, really. Yeah, white folding chairs and everything, yeah, shout out to them.
Speaker 3:White folding chairs Shout out to them. Yeah man. Shout out to all the head that got on for this court case.
Speaker 1:The white folding chair need to be like the official symbol of the court.
Speaker 3:Yeah of February. Shout out to all the head that beat that case, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:If they form like the Avengers, they fuck that shit up that was Voltron and shit we did it with that pause with the chair Shout out to the young boy that swam across the lake too. All that yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 3:We give you all, all your flowers.
Speaker 2:And wet clothes and gotta pull his socks up. Yeah, yeah See, look See, look See, look See, look See, look See, look See, look See, look, see, look, see, look, see, look See, look, see, look, see, look.
Speaker 4:See, look, see, look, See look.
Speaker 3:See, look, see, look, See, look See look, that's it.
Speaker 2:That's all I want. My kids will be black, see look.
Speaker 4:See, that's all I want my cousin is black, black is me.
Speaker 2:But what I'm saying is that black men, y'all just be built different your endurance, your motivation, how y'all do shit, how y'all play sports.
Speaker 4:Y'all be tearing shit up when it comes to sports.
Speaker 2:They think y'all taking drugs and enhancements.
Speaker 4:But that should be just from the muscle. That should be from the muscle, though.
Speaker 2:That's why I'm just saying, that's why they be questioning it.
Speaker 4:How the fuck is that good?
Speaker 2:How the fuck is that good?
Speaker 3:Still nigga Try the whole man Still nigga.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm saying let's talk about something, though I won't stay on race too long.
Speaker 3:Hey man, tomorrow is the day.
Speaker 1:Let's talk about it. We're gonna try to drop this tomorrow.
Speaker 3:It's gonna be Mayhem.
Speaker 1:So Mayhem, Is that Valentine.
Speaker 2:Me.
Speaker 1:You have.
Speaker 2:Valentine. No, I have my girlfriends, they're my Valentine.
Speaker 1:Let's start bearded. So let's start with Valentine's. Yeah Well, it's not a Valentine's, no, I'm just saying Okay, you can board it up, though, let's talk about it. Alright, let's talk about it.
Speaker 3:Because I want to understand the principles.
Speaker 2:I'm here for.
Speaker 3:Valentine's but. I don't know what is it? It's a sisterhood, see, that's not what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:See y'all not used to bitches having good friends.
Speaker 1:See, I thought that was like a little bit. They ain't been friends, though Y'all used to bitches talking about oh my friend did this.
Speaker 2:My friend stole my clothes. She fucked my nigga fucked my baby did my friend did.
Speaker 1:She said this about me no, so it's not like lesbian recruiting or that. No, I don't know. That's like. You know what I mean. Like the started kid Hell. Let's start with Valentine's Day. No, it's giving I'm pretty sure there's so much going on with Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2:It might be. It might be.
Speaker 3:I don't know if they knew, it really might be Some of them, valentine's Day, when the lives go off and the history goes off it really might be when I'm playing, when the match, of pajamas come off and all. You go check the Fisters?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's some crunching and munching going on.
Speaker 4:It might be, but it ain't the whole party it might not be the whole party, and the whole point of Valentine's is not to munch on each other.
Speaker 3:No, but it's Valentine's Day, it's women coming together to love on each other.
Speaker 1:You can't go there. We did that. That's gay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that we automatically I don't think my man hanging out with his friends is gay. Not hanging out with his friends, but hanging out with his friends giving these Y'all.
Speaker 1:don't see, but y'all don't see Giving it a matching outfit, giving it a title and us getting together.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, let's be men here. Y'all don't give a fuck about Valentine's Day, exactly.
Speaker 1:We can fuck about Valentine's Day, but not, maybe not For your bitch For your women but. I wouldn't shovel, but that's what I'm saying. I don't respect my men to say, oh, we haven't. I feel like I'm trying to cut the men out with this guy on Valentine's Day. If I had a Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2:I feel like we all the girls that haven't gone on Valentine's Day may or may not have a you know a Valentine's, but it might be majority of the friend group that don't so the majority.
Speaker 1:So us non-Valentines having niggas right, If we can say, you know what, we can pull the strip club. Yeah, but if we can go to strip club and we can call it like Palin Times Day. Y'all gotta call it nothing. Why put a name on it? Don't put on a title. Why put a name on it? Y'all be coming at us.
Speaker 2:Why we girls? That's what we do. You writing some women.
Speaker 4:We women, y'all men you want it. No, it's not. We know in the same blood.
Speaker 2:We don't think how y'all think. Y'all don't think how we think. We don't think how y'all act.
Speaker 1:So why they won't be?
Speaker 2:equal. I don't want to be equal. I don't want to work. I love her.
Speaker 1:But you don't want to work with me.
Speaker 2:I would work for myself. I would have a business. You would be taking care of her. I would work Now. I don't want to be taking care of her because I always had a job when I was 14. Like I don't even I was a keep counselor at 14. Like I've been in my job for six years, I work, I get them to work every day. I do for myself. I respect it, like at the same time.
Speaker 3:One thing I can say about Shara. Knowing Shara, she a girls girl. But, she's not one of them, girls, that hate men.
Speaker 1:Like that hate all men Like.
Speaker 4:I don't hate all men.
Speaker 3:She just don't really fuck with sassy niggas and I can respect that. I can respect that.
Speaker 1:Me neither. I don't fuck with sassy niggas either. I can respect that, but shout out to the Gallant Times girls, I love y'all.
Speaker 2:I'm here for your aesthetics. You know, love them each other. It's a sisterhood. It's a sisterhood. Just add me to the Festa, baby, don't add me. It's a young.
Speaker 3:Festa, or just call me when you leave in Gallant.
Speaker 1:Times, baby yeah. Show me when you be bad at your girl loves it here. That's my Festa, man.
Speaker 2:But yeah, I'm here for the Gallant Times Especially. We don't. Why would we stay in the house See me?
Speaker 1:I'm gonna do it with my girlfriend. I still got motion. I like what y'all see and nigga ain't gotta ask me. I respect it.
Speaker 2:I respect it. I'm still enjoying my night.
Speaker 1:Well, let me answer this right how long on a date someone should you expect a gift, right A?
Speaker 4:gift.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Like how long do you expect?
Speaker 2:Like you gotta be a true girl. I don't expect anything from anyone. That's how you get disappointed. Why do you keep trying to?
Speaker 1:break the mold Like you gonna answer all the questions wrong. Like you gonna get the grade with all the things.
Speaker 2:I don't speak about myself and the women that get related to me.
Speaker 4:You know what I'm saying, cause I really don't expect anything.
Speaker 1:I actually love your answer, so I'm really messing with you Cause when you expect shit.
Speaker 2:You be disappointed.
Speaker 1:But what I'm saying is like not to say that you might expect it, but like but if you talk to me, my birthday in January, you talking to me in December.
Speaker 2:I want a gift in January.
Speaker 1:So if you're gonna make a January, should you get valetown date. Yes, from February. I would love that I would like.
Speaker 2:So I would hope so, you would hope so.
Speaker 1:What if you made a nigga two weeks ago, though, cause it's like January 31st and shit like that.
Speaker 2:I got a lot of time. It's 24 hours before.
Speaker 1:Damn, he was open. Niggas be open to waiting.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. You still listen. And it still was executed perfectly Flowers, bears, balloons.
Speaker 3:It's always gonna be a nigga waiting for your bitch, bro. That's really what it boiled down to bro.
Speaker 1:He went for this. He went for this.
Speaker 4:No matter what's, going on oh, he went for this, no matter, that's what I'm saying. Like he went for this and that's why you can't.
Speaker 3:That's why you can't Yo. That's what I'm saying. That's why you can't never make a bitch feel like she ain't valued or wanted.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. I'm saying Sometimes they're not valued or wanted though that's, true.
Speaker 2:That's true. It's someone you may not see. Fit them. You ever see anything about a time like that.
Speaker 1:I got this thing right. Well, I might not be financially attracted to you, meaning I might not, I might be attracted to you, but it's actually attracted Absolutely. But me wanting to spend my money is a whole different thing. I got to be able to. I'm not like that, and let's see, hey, that's the reality of life. Like, because here's the thing you gotta smash it pretty hard in the morning and spend as money on the demons and that's when it falls into the women's hands.
Speaker 2:So how they want to, yeah absolutely.
Speaker 3:And see here's my thing Like if I fuck with you, like I don't got no problem doing for you. I don't got no problem like so you got them by the time. Gay, some gifts tomorrow.
Speaker 2:You got some gifts for tomorrow. No, I ain't.
Speaker 1:I saved a lot of money by switching to single.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think I just have to. I don't give a fuck about niggas single If we still talking. I want something. Flowers is literally the easiest thing. Flowers and chocolate is the bare minimum.
Speaker 1:No, you know when flowers go up on vows. I'm this week flowers. This is why.
Speaker 2:But you knew by the time. The same day every year.
Speaker 1:Right, but last week them same flowers was $12.99. I was just in Target yesterday, today and tomorrow I was in Target.
Speaker 2:I was in Target yesterday. The bouquet of flowers two dozen was $22.99.
Speaker 1:No, that ain't bad, though. Yeah, them just gonna die in two days Go to produce junction. Yo, you put out all the flowers.
Speaker 2:I don't care, go get the damn flowers, because I'm expecting flowers. I mean no.
Speaker 3:I ain't gonna get you I texted to the group I got a heavy saw saying Y'all got all this game and not giving up enough of it.
Speaker 2:It's crazy Because I mean I got all this game and I mean, no, I'm just saying so.
Speaker 1:Am.
Speaker 2:I worth it. So that's it. There you go. Now we talking, so let's discuss Might not be worth it. I didn't mean it, let's discuss.
Speaker 1:Every woman ain't deserving.
Speaker 3:Every woman ain't worth something.
Speaker 1:Because a lot of women like Not a lot of women, but some women just not.
Speaker 3:Because I was talking about it on the first episode.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:On the first episode I was giving the young ladies these uh A lot of credit.
Speaker 1:I talked about it Because we were. We were in my bed.
Speaker 3:I was in my bed. I was wondering I was giving the young ladies a lot of it. I was in the play station.
Speaker 4:You gotta call me what the hell? What happened to that play station, the?
Speaker 3:rich man's 2K. The rich man's 2K. What the hell, I still got the 2K.
Speaker 2:What happened to the play station? What happened to your play station? Listen, man. What happened to?
Speaker 1:the play station man. I sent you an invite.
Speaker 2:You don't be standing on business. No, you all, vicious, don't be standing on business.
Speaker 1:I mean listen. No, somebody told my man that was buying him a play station five.
Speaker 2:I'm never off for enough, or?
Speaker 3:I'm not getting it, listen. All I'm gonna say is that the ex.
Speaker 2:She was playing you like you play bitches.
Speaker 1:I mean listen, ooh, she was telling you what she wanted to hear.
Speaker 2:Exactly. That might have been cool, she Did you see, her accident. She said that, yeah, yeah, she got that dick and went and bought her a play. I mean that's cool.
Speaker 1:That's cute. You got Snipe. Yeah, you got.
Speaker 2:Snipe. It's cool. What y'all do I?
Speaker 4:ain't really, I ain't really, I ain't really.
Speaker 1:Sometimes you gotta tell a nigga what you want to hear, because sometimes you want to go back, get your shit and leave. We just was wondering. I mean, my man definitely was wondering, I gave bitches.
Speaker 3:they credit the first episode, but like Bitches don't do it?
Speaker 2:No, I don't do it, no See my thing.
Speaker 3:My thing is this right Don't If it's that If you kept a player, I respect that Right. The game is the game, like I said last time.
Speaker 2:Sometimes the game is the game, sometimes the game is the game On the game, playing you Exactly, absolutely, that's the problem, though the game is the game.
Speaker 3:However, sometimes I get tricky when you not keeping it pee when you not playing the game is where it goes Like don't, don't do the drone. When you say like, oh, it got shit back. I ain't gonna lie, I didn't get any tinnitus before Spend the shot.
Speaker 2:Shit back is crazy. Spend the shot. I don't Track numbers, don't lie.
Speaker 1:Give me the tracking number.
Speaker 2:I'm not giving you nothing First. No, I didn't. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't order, I didn't track the number.
Speaker 3:Track the number, send the tracking number. Right now I didn't track the number, man, because? Because if a nigga tell you he ordered you something, what you gonna say?
Speaker 2:I don't ask the tracking number. He's gonna show up. If it's not, and if it don't show up, I will lie. I will. I mean I sent, I sent a Me personally.
Speaker 3:I sent a. If I sent, if I'm ordering something like that, you got because I sent you tracking number.
Speaker 2:I sent, I sent, I sent a confirmation and you got a nigga that just told she was a bitch. That was just told you.
Speaker 3:I just I sent a confirmation straight to you.
Speaker 2:She was just talking and you fell for it. It's cool.
Speaker 3:No, I mean, I ain't you know Such a lie. It's a good episode. Hey man, the game is the game, I ain't him. The game is the game.
Speaker 1:Play as fuck up and you went crazy too. She said that PS5 was coming. You was you was much in the name.
Speaker 4:Thing.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying you know that you was giving out. You was giving out PS5. Shout out to her.
Speaker 2:Well, she is Just my man, but she Hold up Time out.
Speaker 3:The thing is, I always give out PS5 level. That's how I do. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I like that answer.
Speaker 2:I always come with the eight games. So she ain't gonna come with that eight games. She ain't gonna come with you a PS5. I can't, she ain't get you. You ain't doing that special in the bedroom. You ain't getting hot in the bedroom.
Speaker 1:You definitely went a little crazy. You definitely went a little extra hey man A little extra.
Speaker 4:I just you went a little extra swirl when you joined and all that you was doing something extra. You said, man, I'm getting this PS5.
Speaker 2:Like you put this man listen, you thought that shit was on the truck you definitely did.
Speaker 1:You definitely did Listen. I was doing a story.
Speaker 3:I don't give a fuck if I'm getting a pair of socks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm saying that's just how I care. No, no, no. You perform differently for some socks than you had to perform.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but I was performing, I was performing like that before.
Speaker 1:That's like Chanel bag. I was performing like that. I was performing like that before I heard about it.
Speaker 3:So, but that, that's how I got you bitch.
Speaker 1:But you obviously wouldn't do something right, because that don't even show up and she ain't show up.
Speaker 2:She probably says something to her that made her man a son. She ain't show up to 2024 either. Mmm, she got left.
Speaker 1:No, you left her Left back in 2023.
Speaker 3:She ain't show up to 2024 either, so yeah, 2024 just started, yeah.
Speaker 2:Check back back, and do so next month and see if you see any changes.
Speaker 1:I don't even know that. I don't even know that. See what's going on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, damn man, we're going to ask them about the PS5 girl.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you bitch. Better come back to the crib with a PS5 in hand, or she can't come back at all, she going to come back.
Speaker 2:Y'all niggas like to talk. They talk. It ain't nothing to get you a big.
Speaker 3:No, I ain't gonna lie. Ps5 and the dick sucking you in the door, baby you got to get her back PS5 and that dick sucking she going to come back with just the dick suck.
Speaker 1:I wish she come back with PS4.
Speaker 2:And get into the door.
Speaker 1:Limited edition, like get her back, but it's a four, not a five.
Speaker 3:I'm going to fuck her mom.
Speaker 1:What Fuck my mom? It's crazy.
Speaker 2:Oh fuck, we get there.
Speaker 3:That's just what I'm going to say she want. Since you want to play with me, we going to turn it to the playoffs.
Speaker 2:You're going to be very tired Child.
Speaker 3:Have a seat Since you want to play with me? We going to turn it to the playoffs. She need to bring you an.
Speaker 2:Xbox, the first version for saying this yeah Pretty sick.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the Xbox is crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're making crazy I mean she started it.
Speaker 3:You opened the door, all right, why don't you play with me? Shout out to her Now we going to put the game on multiplayer. She just got me a 20 years.
Speaker 1:So if you ain't got a Valentine's Day by, now right like Valentine's Day Anybody else you be a Valentine by what's today? It's the 13th. 13th, the day before Valentine's Day. What's happening, though? Sure, I had a nigga jump in my DM's a day and say can I be a Valentine?
Speaker 3:I might get a Valentine. You too late. I might get a Valentine tonight.
Speaker 2:Fuck yeah, why you said you ain't have a Valentine. I'm going out with my girlfriend. I'm not changing up on my girlfriend on this, sorry, but what, if, what? What I'm saying? I feel like a man should ask me last week, two weeks ago.
Speaker 1:But that might have been a while left.
Speaker 2:Well, why is it on your mind today?
Speaker 1:Because you know things change, because that was a family day and I still ain't got nothing to be.
Speaker 2:I didn't have a little nothing on Instagram to me of me today.
Speaker 3:I mean I might have looked at your history.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he might have been on my for you when you let niggas come in your life and say oh, let's do this the last minute. You always going to be there. Last minute, after thought you going to be the afterthought bitch. Ever be the afterthought bitch I need to be the thought of bitch.
Speaker 1:You knew Valentine's Day was coming up, you should ask what if you leave it here right and you pull up at the gas station and they're like excuse me, because I pump your?
Speaker 2:gas and all that, but Bugs Bunny say no.
Speaker 1:But you might see, you might miss out on your blessing.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry. What if you?
Speaker 1:The.
Speaker 2:God the 15th. What if it's your 15th, but it's not tomorrow. It's not tomorrow.
Speaker 3:What if it's your favorite rapper? Pull up to you at the gas station, he could come out.
Speaker 2:My girlfriend come. He going to be your Valentine. Can my girlfriend come with me?
Speaker 1:I mean would All right, but what if you? You know what I mean. What's your girlfriend to come with you too, though we going?
Speaker 2:to spend it like we going to give it to him but we not After we get what we go out to eat. All right, girl.
Speaker 1:Now what if the girl say you know what I'm going to?
Speaker 2:My girlfriend. I like that, I'm going to go with?
Speaker 1:I'm going to go with. You know what your girlfriend?
Speaker 2:Niggas, my girlfriend. I like that.
Speaker 3:All right, all right, all right, how would you? That was the test. That was the test for the next time I was trying to see. All right, that was the test.
Speaker 2:No, we not like that. I was trying to see my girlfriend. I like that, my girlfriend, we want some shit. Like girl. I'm going to get my dinner and go.
Speaker 3:So, let's talk about that. Thank you, girlfriend. So let me ask you something. Thank you.
Speaker 4:If you take a girl, on Valentine's Day for dinner.
Speaker 1:Dude, she want to get her dinner. Take her doggy back and say all right, it was nice, me nice doing a dinner with you. Like, is that out of pocket?
Speaker 2:How long ago did you know? How long did you know her? I need to know this. It's Valentine's, like you mom, Valentine's.
Speaker 4:How the fuck what Hold on.
Speaker 1:So you so by accepted.
Speaker 2:Valentine's. That don't mean I gotta fuck you.
Speaker 1:We can't say fuck, we just said get your dinner and go.
Speaker 2:We run get some hookah. We going to go get a nightcap.
Speaker 1:You got a drink, I got a whole.
Speaker 4:I mean hookah.
Speaker 2:Y'all want to go to the after hours, make some butts, or I mean that's it. If she don't want to fuck, she ain't fucking I mean yeah, like so.
Speaker 1:You don't think I understand you.
Speaker 2:So if you take a girl off of Valentine's Day that I had been somebody's Valentine's Day have never played down with me and I have got it all. Dinner hotel.
Speaker 3:Hotel, hotel and we.
Speaker 1:I don't think it was happy with that.
Speaker 3:Did the hotel? I don't care. Oh, you didn't care.
Speaker 2:I run that show. I'm a woman. This is my coochie.
Speaker 3:But what I'm saying to you, and let's let that be clear.
Speaker 2:And I just feel like on the nigga not pressed for it and he showed me like, all right, even if the Valentine's Day I still fuck with her. They're like, oh, that nigga really ain't pressing me for that shit, because niggas be real rapey. So we're like that nigga, never to rape you, not y'all.
Speaker 1:Not y'all, not y'all what I'm saying is, though.
Speaker 4:It's kind of like understood, though, if we doing Valentine's and I did the whole hotel.
Speaker 1:If the chemistry there, if I decorated the whole hotel. If the chemistry there, did he decorate the hotel room?
Speaker 2:If the chemistry there Did he decorate?
Speaker 1:the hotel.
Speaker 3:It was the rose petals on the floor.
Speaker 2:It didn't have no candles, but it had flowers, roses and rose petals. How?
Speaker 1:about a photo. I'ma keep it real. I'm calling my other. He was punching the air when you left.
Speaker 2:I don't care. I spent the night, though. We spent the night.
Speaker 1:And at some point he thought that he thought I was going down. Yeah, he thought, like he thought I was going down.
Speaker 3:He hit you with the Alicia Keys while y'all were sleeping. The car was cold, this shit. He did the Usher and Alicia Keys while you were sleeping.
Speaker 1:He crept up on the hands. I think when the bathroom handle was candle at some point he looked out of me.
Speaker 3:Oh, he put the dick on the button and didn't get in.
Speaker 1:On Valentine's Day. That's the worst, bro, I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 3:You wasn't a pig, I'm picking up an album in Across America.
Speaker 1:If a nigga gets the hotel room on Valentine's Day. It's a little bit different for him. He expected some more.
Speaker 2:I wasn't expecting the hotel room, I really wasn't. So it threw me off Like we been talking. But that shit threw me off. I ain't gonna be like, oh, why you do this? I mean, but nigga supposed to do it. But I'm not taking one for the team either If I don't want to lay down with you.
Speaker 1:I ain't no. No, that's really what I'm saying. That's what.
Speaker 3:I'm saying yes Because, like we said, you shouldn't have to do nothing that you don't want to do. We love the women here. We support y'all, but y'all buy the tuitions Now. If it wasn't nigga that I had chemistry with and I really liked him.
Speaker 4:You know for sure me as well.
Speaker 1:I was full of him. We went out.
Speaker 2:He had a room, we was drinking, we was having a good time. The chemistry is there.
Speaker 1:We didn't have enough liquor.
Speaker 2:That was the problem.
Speaker 1:I'm a problem solver it wasn't enough. You might have had enough.
Speaker 2:I'm saying, if it's a guy.
Speaker 1:And the chemistry was there. Drink it up, drink it up.
Speaker 2:That's exactly what the fuck you did. That's what you did. That's what you did.
Speaker 1:That's what you did. I do see women.
Speaker 2:If the woman come and you had a room decked out for her and the chemistry was there, you had a good night. I don't see why she wouldn't give it up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's crazy. All right, but listen, if you already hit something right and then you take her out of Valentine's Day and she don't give it up, then what?
Speaker 3:No, I would give it up.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, if this was something I already done. If you already took it down Like this I was understood on Valentine's Day. Yeah, yeah, like we like hope, we like that.
Speaker 3:I'm alive. You damn that guy get up. I feel like I should.
Speaker 1:You damn that guy get up, don't get laws at night when you swallow the devil, but the day? Did you know something's? Dick in the car? I do all that.
Speaker 3:You didn't know something's dick all kind of places. You ain't gonna suck this dick on the 50 in Florida eating a bocce. Yeah no, I took you to a bocce tonight, bitch. You ain't gonna suck this dick on the 50 in Florida on the balcony. It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 2:Nah.
Speaker 3:I'm alive. You ain't gonna be the bad bitch 50 in Florida eating a bocce tonight, if you already had sex and you she a Valentine nine times out of ten.
Speaker 2:You're gonna end your night good.
Speaker 1:It's supposed to be something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's supposed to.
Speaker 1:But I know that sometimes I say niggas, be fucking it up.
Speaker 2:I think it's a talk they way out of pussy. They would talk they way out of pussy every time. Yeah, I think that's what we have on the more than more than times tonight From.
Speaker 1:Valentine's Day. Not to say that I think women walking the Valentine's Day playing on, give it a pussy and all that. Yeah, but you don't even got your toes done, your joints waxed, and all that. I'm not gonna say that you don't even got the special drolls and all that. You know what I'm saying Because and then you don't get a pussy up. It was something the nigger did along the line that fucked it up.
Speaker 3:He fumbled the bag because I feel like I feel like most women go into.
Speaker 1:Valentine's Day thinking like tonight.
Speaker 3:I'm getting some dick tonight, especially if they got a nigga like that's a nigga. I'm getting some dick tonight, and then he's like the fly was in the gifts and all that.
Speaker 1:And then he don't get the pussy. He did something. They in the group chat like girl, he got the, nigga can do it. He got the. He got the ball range Girl.
Speaker 3:He did all this shit. I'm just gonna put it in they in that joint like bitch with 19 H's. You said bitch, bitch with 19 H's in that joint, bro I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 1:No, that's crazy, that's real loud. No, that's crazy. But let me ask you this one one, one more thing. Right, real quick. So if the person goes missing, like the 13, 14th, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:What should the next? What should we play? Right there, they got hit by like in that, in that being like you All right.
Speaker 2:So this is him before, but he really did get locked up Like he really, he really did was the papers and all that. He really was in jail yeah.
Speaker 1:I would that's cool. What was your whole issue? I really saw like this nigga was lying.
Speaker 2:I really like he fucking played with me.
Speaker 1:Hopefully what I had the call. No, I called the job.
Speaker 2:I was holding the friends, I was calling them around, I called the PO, I called everybody you had to find out, but if you're gonna miss and get done. I'm sorry, you are done. You're done. Let me answer this. I'm gonna do this.
Speaker 4:This is my man, 50 grand right.
Speaker 3:If a chick disappeared on you, on like the 12, 13th and all that and 14th right, but then on 15th or 16th she called and you like, damn what we doing this weekend, like if we hanging out and all that, the fact that you think she can call my phone or text my phone and the text not going to go green Reading them off that should go say deliver.
Speaker 2:It ain't gonna say deliver.
Speaker 1:It's text.
Speaker 3:It's gonna say sentence text Bitch, first of all, you don't even know me no more. Like you ever seen men in black with the flashy thing? Like yeah, like I'm not the order one because they sell them on Amazon and I'm gonna be walking around with them in my pocket. So like, so bitches can know that they don't know me. Like what, excuse me, what you mean, you just disappeared. And what you gonna say?
Speaker 1:like but she might have just wanted to weigh her options out and she thought that was the right choice. And then she realized Don't pick me. She realized she got it wrong.
Speaker 3:Don't pick me because whoever obviously you chose didn't pick you. So you came back double back to me. So don't pick me, bitch, don't pick me. Do something better with your life, make better life decisions.
Speaker 1:That was your choice. You should have. You should have. You fucked up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the thing is that you ex her to be a long time and she disappeared. No, so do you think?
Speaker 4:it's a formal thing.
Speaker 1:It has to be like a formal like will you be my Valentine like.
Speaker 4:It's a formal like.
Speaker 1:How would I know. But what if it's like but if we've been fucking like three minutes, how would I know? But we've been dug in.
Speaker 2:What's the harm in asking All right?
Speaker 1:But what if this is your boyfriend? Do your boyfriend got to ask to be a?
Speaker 2:Valentine. What's the harm in asking?
Speaker 1:But what I'm saying is as your boyfriend, I want my boyfriend to ex.
Speaker 2:I mean, but it's not understood so it's understood, but why not go to extra mouth Now without without?
Speaker 4:without can say you can't get my Valentine.
Speaker 3:Without what I can say with a girl. Girls want to just be.
Speaker 2:We like romance. Well, I like that.
Speaker 3:That's what I do.
Speaker 2:That's cool, that's when they do that, I want to feel special.
Speaker 3:Like I mean, this is what they, I want to brag about my man.
Speaker 2:Give me some of that.
Speaker 3:I'm saying this at times like Valentine's Day is where I understand the whole. That was that term. I'm just a girl like that. I understand that. I can. I can understand that, like for Valentine's Day, because it's like you just want to be a girl. You just want to be. You want to walk in a hotel room and see this decoration. You want to feel love, you want to feel love and all, so I can understand and respect that just as a girl Like I get it.
Speaker 2:What kind of man would you be if you really like a girl and you watching her, watch other people celebrate Valentine's Day? I?
Speaker 1:might be, losing.
Speaker 4:Man, if she know you love that, then that's different, but if you know you just kept it.
Speaker 3:That was the one.
Speaker 2:No, it's not because I would know a nigga's Muslim before I'm a Muslim so you're not using it to me.
Speaker 4:Because if you're not praying on a daily if you're not going to the masjid, if you're not going to your D, you shouldn't be talking to me if.
Speaker 1:I'm celebrating Valentine's Day. What if I took my shit out of the FW13?
Speaker 2:I might just took my shit out of the.
Speaker 1:LL. Oh yeah, I might have just took my shit out of it.
Speaker 2:I don't know you lying.
Speaker 1:What is it, man I?
Speaker 2:don't fucking care he said I would have heard.
Speaker 1:I know some niggas that become Muslims every holiday Christmas, Valentine's.
Speaker 2:Day birthday.
Speaker 1:Oh, he was one of them. Yeah, he was one of them. Shut the pops, shut the pops. I don't got that bad to say about you.
Speaker 4:You're a little bit triple OZ I respect the game.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, man, I respect the game. But then dropping off my grandma house to open Christmas gifts, that's funny niggas for you.
Speaker 2:That's a lot.
Speaker 1:No, that's funny as hell. But let me introduce Valentine's Day. Do you get gifts or do you have to give them?
Speaker 4:Because, as a man, I don't know if they give me gifts Like as a man for real.
Speaker 1:I've been in long term relationships for like 10 years and all that. And I'm trying to think I would get little bullshit as gifts. What's a bullshit gift? I'm gonna offend somebody but I don't give a fuck. I would get like little candy baskets and all that, like that's cool and all that. But when I'm giving out bags and shoes and all the cool shit, I don't want no little candy baskets.
Speaker 2:Make it make sense, yeah, like equality.
Speaker 3:Let's look into that equality thing like and I'm not a extra ass nigga, so it don't take a lot to please me. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Like I said, some brick owns to somebody and I ain't getting no response and all that, and I ain't getting tracking number. So guess what? Yeah, baby Change. Yeah, I'm saying yeah. I'm saying yeah, I'm saying yeah, I'm saying I said to Ricky Ricky, you do it, but you want like bags and things. I want Louis Gucci and all that I want.
Speaker 3:Ricky's, I'm saying Off wait, yeah man, shit like that too. It ain't nothing wrong with it. It's like nice stuff, bro. If I like you, you get in some shit. We love it. We love it. What's up out to me?
Speaker 2:We love it, I'll take you to football games and everything you walk around with 500, 600 dollars.
Speaker 1:Hey, listen, yo, she said be by herself. Hey, listen, I have these fellas. I don't know what y'all call it. They hit my fucking nerves. I can confirm what you mean.
Speaker 4:You can confirm he was saying 3 rows from the grass, not me. Not him, not him.
Speaker 2:No he follow me, but I sent it.
Speaker 1:You used 5-1-1 when the story was like that I was asking him, I was asking him, I was asking him. I immediately tweeted I hate all my bitches Real rap, because I would have done the same thing I immediately tweeted I hate all my bitches.
Speaker 3:I'm not gonna stop it up.
Speaker 2:I fight men deserve good shit too.
Speaker 3:I want my men. I want that big a Frank about me.
Speaker 4:I want them to be like that bitch took you to a football game and did that bitch got you those sneakers and did. That bitch did that and did.
Speaker 1:Cheers, cheers, salute, salute to her, because that's what I ain't gonna lie man, this is me really keeping a trail, man, you know the worst gift I ever got man I got some single soul tennis before it man. I was hurt man Recently.
Speaker 3:She got you some butt neck hits. It wasn't butt neck hits. It wasn't butt neck hits. It had leather, but it was single soul.
Speaker 1:Oh, but it was the thin leather.
Speaker 3:No, it wasn't. It was the single soul Jones.
Speaker 4:So no idea.
Speaker 1:I kept it. I love you. Thank you. These are the wrong size. Let me get the receipt real quick.
Speaker 4:I took them back and got the those souls and all that.
Speaker 1:I kept it playing and put the money to it, but I wasn't wearing a single soul.
Speaker 3:But I never got some single soul.
Speaker 1:I was hurt yeah.
Speaker 3:Because, bitch, you don't care about me, you don't care what my first stand, you can't stand seeing the real ones and say you're cheaper.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna get the cheaper ones. They were single soul tennis, but I don't give it a damn single soul tennis. I'm not a single soul tennis.
Speaker 3:Damn bitch you. You just don't you know what I'm saying. That was dishonorable, like King Ernor, king Ernor with King Ernor, with King Ernor, with no other real scratch. I kept it playing.
Speaker 1:I never she don't even know to this day, till right now, when she buying watches, because I've definitely blocked my phone.
Speaker 4:Well, she's hurt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, I got some single soul tennis.
Speaker 3:Young lady you out of fucking pocket.
Speaker 2:I'm not doing no single soul tennis I'm sorry I would never. You're some bullshit.
Speaker 1:I got some single soul tennis.
Speaker 2:I was really hurt by that the unmitigated she didn't do her research, the nervy I'm listening now the unmitigated gold.
Speaker 1:This might be racist, but I'm about to say she is um. She was Puerto Rican, so she might not have a new better.
Speaker 4:She might not have a new better, so she might not have a new better, so she might not have a new better. Damn we got some details.
Speaker 1:She's Puerto Rican. She might not have a new, better, that's all she's seen walking around her neighborhood.
Speaker 2:How was she know?
Speaker 1:No, she might not have a new better. Yeah, man, I don't know, that's what her people's got on yeah.
Speaker 2:I listen, man, I'm not her people's. Yeah, I'm not her people's. I'm saying it's a few stragglers like y'all are in her people's though, so she might think that's accessible for you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but that wasn't cool man. I definitely got some single soul 10s, but if I see you dressed and we talk.
Speaker 2:I would never do that.
Speaker 1:I was hurt by that, though that hurt Like girl friend. I was upset you gonna give me the diatoms, you gonna put them off. Get them some single soul 10s. I think I'ma do that shit.
Speaker 3:Don't worry about me, no more.
Speaker 1:And I'm not getting a grif or sea.
Speaker 2:I lost my shit, hey dear all my bitches, if you see this If y'all bitches see me see y'all when you're in the neighborhood. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna get you If you see this, if y'all bitches see me, see y'all. When y'all see me, see this. I love y'all. I appreciate all of y'all as a unit. I would put all y'all in a group Check see if y'all can get along.
Speaker 2:I hope they beat your ears.
Speaker 3:I mean we cross that bridge when we get to it. If you ever attempt to not buy me these 10s that I got on my motherfucking feet right now with the double souls in them, you ain't got to worry about me, boogie butt.
Speaker 2:Do y'all still with beef and broccoli? No, beef and broccoli, that's old, I don't even know if they sell beef and broccoli.
Speaker 1:They still sell beef and broccoli.
Speaker 2:I thought they did. I mean they did.
Speaker 3:They probably like 75 dollars.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they definitely I can't believe it, but young ladies. What's your love language? You know what your love language is Exo service.
Speaker 2:Where's the kind of information? I like exo service Because I like to do things to people, so I kind of went there in return.
Speaker 1:My life dick sucks, I don't know on the board where that was at. Maybe that's um.
Speaker 2:Touch my bad Physical touch. Physical touch. Physical touch, my fault. Okay, I think we're gonna get you. I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you Touch my bad Physical touch.
Speaker 1:Physical touch my fault.
Speaker 2:Okay, I think that's all men, not me, maybe Deuce.
Speaker 3:Love language.
Speaker 2:Do you agree?
Speaker 3:Amen.
Speaker 2:I feel like that's all men, all men down for that. I don't think women are going to deny that shit, unless he really ain't fucking with you.
Speaker 1:No listen, a lot of women don't understand that. Yeah, like how important that really is. That matters, bro.
Speaker 2:I started realizing that as a dope, because I feel like niggas back oh bitches, don't know how to do that. I feel like, yes, they do. I don't even know, I'm just a girl's girl.
Speaker 1:Trying to defend girls, but a lot of them don't know.
Speaker 2:I know what I could do, so I'm saying yes, they do.
Speaker 1:And niggas like no no.
Speaker 3:And some girls just don't even like.
Speaker 1:That's not even part of like.
Speaker 3:I've seen a girl tweet like this ass so fat and this pussy so good. I ain't never got to suck this.
Speaker 2:I mean, it's something that don't even require it.
Speaker 3:They gay. They gay man, I mean they, um, let me not offend no bi.
Speaker 2:They may not be.
Speaker 3:They non-binary. They um, they um tambourine players.
Speaker 2:Or they may just feel like this is just better. Shit On what planet? On what planet? Ain't no bitch that bad.
Speaker 1:They say I'm not from out there.
Speaker 3:Ain't no, I ain't never seen a bitch that bad, that I ain't never say damn, I don't never want to suck my dick, but you think I might have had bad bitches.
Speaker 2:Everybody handle bad bitches.
Speaker 3:For it, I don't give a fuck if it was a bad bitch when you was niggas first bad bitch. They don't want to offend you.
Speaker 2:They walk on on fucking eggshells. They don't want to do nothing, that's gonna make you run away.
Speaker 1:I promise you One fish.
Speaker 3:One fish, two fish Red fish, blue fish you gonna put this dick in your mouth. That's just what's gonna happen, because, if not, introduce me to your friend, or don't be mad, or don't be mad that I'm down the street talking to you.
Speaker 2:You gonna take my cousin yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah because your cousin is a game. Like I said, fuck a friend.
Speaker 1:I know your cousin, I know one of your cousins Might look like you, and then you're gonna.
Speaker 2:We gonna fucking jump you. We gonna prank the man and jump you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, y'all might, but one of your cousins might, one of your cousins still going at that night.
Speaker 2:She'll be like you okay. Cousin Faith, we gonna jump her. No, she gonna be like you okay.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna try to tell her that she needs to be drawn Like what she need.
Speaker 3:She don't suck dick Like when do you?
Speaker 1:Definitely one of your cousins.
Speaker 2:not one of your cousins, I just took me a while to realize women don't be into it.
Speaker 1:They don't, don't know how to do it. A lot of women is selfish lovers. I ain't gonna lie to you. A lot of women is really selfish lovers.
Speaker 2:They might not be feeling your sexuality, then I don't know.
Speaker 1:No, what I'm telling you is just selfish lovers. They don't know like that, they just want to lay there. They don't know how to like. They don't know how to like.
Speaker 3:All the women are selfish, just like all niggas aren't like that to y'all. All niggas aren't like that to y'all. Y'all feel like that about niggas.
Speaker 2:I'm a show wow, every time Right.
Speaker 3:That's just what I said. I don't understand why you're not saying nothing.
Speaker 2:Laying there or participating.
Speaker 1:Some women is really selfish lovers.
Speaker 2:Like some of them are really dead. Fisting is one of the lay there and like yo, that's not even fun.
Speaker 1:I gotta flip you over. Yeah, that's not even a good time.
Speaker 4:I don't know about lay here, I don't gotta coach them all.
Speaker 1:I'm not trying to be here Like that's not literally.
Speaker 2:I don't want to coach you.
Speaker 1:Maybe they don't even tell them oh and uh.
Speaker 2:Maybe they don't know what they're doing. Maybe they don't know what they're doing.
Speaker 1:Maybe they don't.
Speaker 3:How long does our court play?
Speaker 1:Five minutes.
Speaker 3:I ain't pussy like North Bitches eat box yeah right where the fuck the fish fry.
Speaker 1:I get down on plate.
Speaker 3:I get down on plate, like I don't come here to play. I didn't come here to fuck around. Turn this to a fucking ox tailbone in the house. Yo, this is going crazy, crazy. I just down on plate like so it's like, don't treat me like that, do you teach them? Do you teach them? Coach them?
Speaker 1:At this huge age.
Speaker 3:Alright, so like I, can tell you what I like and I can put you in. It's pouring everywhere. Yeah, like absolutely. I've been watching porn way too long at this huge ass, ginormous age.
Speaker 1:This porn is better To not know all they want. You've been watching porn way too long.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't have all the white DVDs in the booty tuck, 98 to 84. That was a booty tuck baby On the white DVDs in the jobs that 20 jobs come on one DVD. I had all them jobs. I'm not one of them. I'm not a fraud, ass nigga.
Speaker 2:But every fish not going to be a porn star anymore.
Speaker 3:And see, that's my problem.
Speaker 1:That's my problem and what niggas want to point, but when I'm saying this, everybody might not be a porn star but one that niggas want to find, the one that is a porn star Like this is why niggas cheat Like that's one of the things.
Speaker 4:Because I love nasty niggas. Most of the time, niggas not like we different y'all, y'all cheat for other, totally different reasons.
Speaker 1:We cheating, because it's something that you're not doing, whether it's shutting up, sucking dick, like doing black flip to the babe.
Speaker 3:Call of duty.
Speaker 2:like so do y'all talk about the issue first, before y'all cheat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but a lot of times y'all act like it's not an issue, not y'all like saying no, no, I think the first look, I know, but I'm just saying Because a lot of times.
Speaker 3:Women's accountability is like a very non-existent no.
Speaker 2:I agree, like it's. Like. It was the point of time I didn't want to get shit in niggas.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like if I tell you something that I don't like, or I address something with you, you get an attitude, or you want to fight or you start crying or you want to go to a different place. It's like we get away from the issue that was at hand, like or you start bringing up old shit that I did before we talk. What the fuck did I do with the price of Rise of Mexico?
Speaker 1:You mean talk about the relevant shit? I know a lot. I'm not saying that polygamy should be a thing, but polygamy might need to be a thing because if a nigga can have two women.
Speaker 2:So can I have two husbands or two niggas.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's between you and your man. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying like that ain't going down.
Speaker 2:Okay, you want to be the one that hate most of them Okay.
Speaker 3:Because I like girls, who like girls, yeah, yeah, because we all can just have fun and all that.
Speaker 1:But what I'm saying is most niggas is going to cheat. That's the girl that they love, that they queen, and all that, but then they're going to go cheat with the nasty whore, with the nasty whore.
Speaker 4:That does all the dirty shit that you're doing and I hate to say that it's true.
Speaker 1:Like so that's the thing. Women don't understand that like alright, you don't want to be the nasty bitch, that's what it is, what you mean. You're not sucking dick. Oh okay, because she's going to suck dick in the balls. Don't worry about it. You ain't got to worry about me, boogie butt.
Speaker 3:You don't suck dick, you ain't got to worry about every DM in me.
Speaker 2:Ladies, get in the gym, get in the field, go watch some videos, put your keygles.
Speaker 3:Put your feet on the land, touch grass bitch Because something got to happen. Do your keys.
Speaker 2:Okay, so he like a bitch dead grippet. So do your keygles, girls.
Speaker 1:What nigga don't, because some shit like nobody.
Speaker 2:Some niggas don't even have a keygles.
Speaker 1:That's their problem. That's their problem. That means they don't mean that.
Speaker 4:I'm in tune with the woman Me too, I love body, get that cord together and all that.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. Squeeze that thing.
Speaker 3:Push him on out. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Please do, please, put my joint in the bar back on baby.
Speaker 1:All that, do that, do that and the body Nobody wants like.
Speaker 2:There's a lady on Tic Tac. They do keegle exercises with women.
Speaker 1:Nobody wants loose ends, follow her.
Speaker 2:Follow her Follow her.
Speaker 1:I'm going to give a do the link. We're going to put it out here. We're going to put it right here, right here, right here, right here.
Speaker 3:That's where the link goes right there. She's been giving songs to do your keygles.
Speaker 4:to Shout out to the keygles queen Shout out to the keygles queen, yeah, for real On Tic Tac, what's?
Speaker 1:her job. I'm trying to slide her to you. What the?
Speaker 3:hell, hey big head, hey big head.
Speaker 2:How you doing my brother's doing.
Speaker 1:Listen, keep it real right. If you're a real sniper, you know Tonight and tomorrow is when you need to be sending out all your hey big heads Because you got to, like, remind them, because that's what, that nigga that fucked up, that nigga that didn't come in.
Speaker 2:It's like I got 24 hours. It could be you too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but no, not even that. I ain't trying to do that, but it's like because when that nigga don't come in, You're not hitting me up a lot of times.
Speaker 2:they don't want to do nothing.
Speaker 1:No, he's not hitting me up a lot of times.
Speaker 2:They haven't hit me up the day before and just saying hi, defensive, no, you just got to be on the conscious, because that's what tomorrow.
Speaker 3:When that nigga don't come through, when you start seeing own tweets about how niggas when that nigga don't come through and he's bummed ass.
Speaker 2:I'm going to take my own privately. I'm not tweeting about nothing, yeah, but you might be crazy.
Speaker 4:But on the 15th.
Speaker 1:You damn, you wearing your options, you trying to see what's going on. The 15th is the off season.
Speaker 3:That's the first day of the off season. You think outside of the season. I'm like over it on the 15th. That's the drag.
Speaker 2:That's how you plan to see it. Today. The 15th is scrap ladies, don't get them niggas on the 15th.
Speaker 1:What you mean. The 15th is the real ones.
Speaker 2:I ain't scraped, that's why I said that I'm outside the 13th the 14th, the 15th, the 16th, If we got the gaff of the 14th. I don't want to see the 15th. Whatever day you want to see me baby.
Speaker 3:But what I'm saying is when that nigga fuck up on the 14th.
Speaker 1:He don't go get the right bag, he don't get the right shit, and all that. And you went home and the girl went home and didn't give him the pussy, and all that. The 15th she doesn't feel that good.
Speaker 2:Oh, today she got time. Don't be vulnerable ladies. The nigga fuck up on the 14th.
Speaker 1:Say hi to yourself Go get you a new nigga on the 15th.
Speaker 2:They said the best way to get over it is to get under a new one.
Speaker 3:New day, new bae, baby, not these niggas. The best way to get over your old niggas is to DM me, for sure I ain't a lie.
Speaker 1:I was throwing out all my fellas today.
Speaker 3:Come and see me for once. You're never coming to me. I'm saying baby, listen, we're going to have a good day.
Speaker 2:Valentine's Day is very stressful. I see what Future said Valentine's Day is the worst way.
Speaker 3:That was different for him.
Speaker 1:He got so many bitches to please.
Speaker 3:He be doing it?
Speaker 1:He be doing it, but when?
Speaker 2:he did have it. All the bitches up low and all the gifts he gave him. They were so heavy. Nobody was arguing, nobody was fussing.
Speaker 1:I'm going to do a speak on this topic for my own personal reason. I don't want to go too close to the subject. Okay, I know some shit, but shout out to bro man, he the go. I ain't no lie.
Speaker 2:You got to have money and you got to have resources, but listen to the thing though.
Speaker 1:What you just said, right? That's the problem Some of y'all said Future and Niggas.
Speaker 4:I know that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Niggas see Future and them niggas doing this. I mean broke about AP's and all that.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. He said how he take care of his bitches and his budget.
Speaker 1:Listen. What I'm telling you is, bro, is like a different level.
Speaker 3:You can't play them games with niggas like that. What they said is they be thinking like regular niggas that work.
Speaker 1:If you're man, we're going to check for late man.
Speaker 3:I don't have no auto bar. Be gay for you Now. Hold up now.
Speaker 2:Being romantic and thoughtful do not have to be expensive.
Speaker 1:Who said he was romantic and thoughtful? He's buying shit he was romantic though.
Speaker 2:He send these bitches big ass beers, 10 dozen roses, all these balloons.
Speaker 1:They gave AP's. They gave Chanel bang, ap and Chanel bang.
Speaker 2:To that group of women. That's romantic, you, what I'm saying To that group of women.
Speaker 4:That's pleasing to them, that's pleasing to them.
Speaker 2:He ain't got to be there because bitch.
Speaker 4:I got a Chanel bang, I got a Rolex, I got an A3. Fuck that nigga.
Speaker 2:When you sign up for a future, you know you ain't the only one. When you sign up for a nigga that got money, you know you ain't the only one. If you dumb to go into that shit believing you, the only one Shout out to them, bro, shout out to them, bro, shout out to them bro. That's why they don't be arguing, because they know what that shit is. Shout out to them, bro. I'm going to up my AP and my Chanel bag and me and my girlfriend go get some fucking lemon drop.
Speaker 1:Why they can't walk away with. They like a chorus watch and they coach bag and be happy. I like coach, coach, not bad.
Speaker 2:Coach reinventing themselves. They rule other, you special. I like coach, I don't want no Michael Kors, though that's why I bought her up here.
Speaker 3:Let me ask you something, though Her personality is. Just Let me ask you this though she can talk.
Speaker 1:She said Michael Kors is no, but coach is cool Because coach reinventing themselves.
Speaker 2:Alright, michael Kors trash.
Speaker 1:If a nigga bring you a Michael Kors bag and that's all he could afford.
Speaker 2:Do he got the gift receipt, where he get it from? I could go back and get a watch from Michael Kors. I could go back and get some slides, but what if, but what if, but?
Speaker 1:so you just fucking A nigga. Put me some bird break rain boots.
Speaker 2:I did not like them. I want the gift receipt. I'm going to take it back, but I'm still bird break.
Speaker 1:Michael Kors is like down here. Michael Kors is like, but what I'm saying is that's all. I need to come forward.
Speaker 2:I'm going to take it. I'm going to take it, I'm going to take it. So is there? I'm never ungrateful.
Speaker 3:That's what I was just about to get to the fact that you even took your heart.
Speaker 2:I don't have to do it.
Speaker 3:Like, is there expectation?
Speaker 2:I'm a certain amount.
Speaker 3:Is there like, or is it just like the thought that counts, like it's a thought?
Speaker 2:that counts with me, it's the woman that can relate to me. It's the thought that counts. I like roses, I like strawberry choc, I think you, the minority.
Speaker 3:That's not the vast majority, I think you the minority. I'm saying okay, speaking for the other woman.
Speaker 2:They might want the bags and the shoes and the eight dozen roses in the hotel room and shit like that. But if you live in a project man.
Speaker 1:Negation that to spend more than your rent on.
Speaker 3:This is what I'm just saying, I'm just saying we spend more like don't, don't.
Speaker 4:Some of y'all don't live well If you're not living well, like all of a sudden.
Speaker 3:If you got still rags in your fucking bathroom. When I come in the bathroom to take a piss after I finish cooking, you Don't make me, don't, don't tell me. I owe you a fucking Chanel bag or, like I just said, some a million Poochie on the way.
Speaker 2:Why do you think they ask for that? Because because niggas be doing it.
Speaker 1:They see it on Instagram. They see it on Instagram. They see it on Instagram. They see it on Instagram. They see it on.
Speaker 2:Instagram. They see it on Instagram.
Speaker 3:They see it on Instagram, but it's always a sucker nigga, that's gonna do it, I got dress.
Speaker 2:But a lot of niggas is suckers that all they can do is play with their money. Exactly, they deal with their money.
Speaker 1:But that's corn, that's called tricking and that and that's how they but guess what, when you're getting tricked on Guess what, tricking in prostitution and go to hand and hand Like it can't be a trick without a prostitute. That's the part that people forget.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, that make a trick on me. That makes you a prostitute. You got to look at both sides of the spectrum right there.
Speaker 1:If a nigga is tricking on you, that's prostitution. You're giving that pussy up. Yeah, that means you're paying for the pussy, he's paying for the pussy. That's prostitution, and prostitution has become a thing right now, like right now, all the time.
Speaker 4:Like prostitution has become a thing.
Speaker 2:I see niggas being right I should say it Just tell me the price. What's the price? I need it, just a price.
Speaker 1:Because a lot of women, that's what they're going Because I want this I want this, I want that. Nigga listen, just take this money, I'm not leaving like that Because I ain't going to hold you. I like the thrill of chasing, all that, I like that, but I like to throw the chase. I want to like let's play, let's play the game Let me pick your brain a little bit. Yeah, Let me like yeah me, but if I just can't.
Speaker 3:I might want to know your favorite color a little bit.
Speaker 1:I want to know Let me know a little shit. I want to know sometimes what it is and all that. I want to know that.
Speaker 3:I want to know your sign and all that I might actually be attracted to you?
Speaker 1:I want to know your face. What is that? What is that that makes a little? That makes a little, that makes a little. What you? You know what I mean. I want to know your date. See, you see his face.
Speaker 3:Booth Not behind your back All that.
Speaker 2:Nica's, I'm not. I mean it gotta be like or it don't trick Well I don't know.
Speaker 1:They be saying to me and I hear, Be tricky, a lot of Nica's is tricky, but I don't have to play the game Like I like, I like the game, so I'm not no second. So what's the difference between courting and tricking? Because courting a woman is less talk, less acting, all right.
Speaker 2:So I think what courting with me is if I meet a guy, you got two weeks to make a date. You go on a date. You might bring flowers, may not bring flowers, I like flowers, but I'm not holding it against you, and so I tell you I like flowers. And then courting might be, you know, sending me lunch money. I'm not asking for it, it's not expected you might send to another. I'm not saying, oh, that's not enough, right? He sent me to another for lunch. Okay, I'm gonna go spend it. That's courting me. You know. He might bring flowers to my job. I had men bring flowers to my job. They go about their day. They bring lunch to my job. Go about their day Like I find that's courting.
Speaker 2:Just checking on me seeing how I'm doing oh, you're free, let's go do this Now. Tricking this bitch is like oh or. I need this for you to fuck with me. You gotta have, but we can reach city girls. That's the city girls basically, like you gotta have this to fuck with me.
Speaker 1:See, that's crazy, though. See, like, courting is cool, tricking is like. You know what I?
Speaker 2:mean I don't know. Some women rather be tricked on because they ain't trying to get to know you.
Speaker 3:So so all right. So they are.
Speaker 1:It's prostitution man Like that's the oldest professor in the book and it's been. It's that all time high rate Because a lot of these chicks.
Speaker 2:I can eat the first one. A lot of these, a lot of these chicks, a lot of these chicks.
Speaker 4:I respect it, I respect it, I respect it.
Speaker 3:I respect you pleading to fifth right there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I plead to fifth. I respect it. I respect that. Get out of the way.
Speaker 3:Because these chicks that be going on them trips and all that shit that they don't be posting to be I'm not going on trips with somebody I like.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry I can't.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying, or some niggafindness.
Speaker 1:A lot of women is doing that, though. A lot of women is taking trips with they're strong.
Speaker 2:I take my hat off for them.
Speaker 3:They be out there with an 84 year old man.
Speaker 2:I take my hat off to them. They are strong bitches, they go out to the middle.
Speaker 3:They go somewhere out of another country with some, like they be, the Middle Eastern princes be shitting on them.
Speaker 2:To be with somebody you don't like to be is like being waterboarded.
Speaker 1:I don't want to be there. That's what they do, but like that's what they do, you chasing a trick in the end of the day.
Speaker 3:that's what happens. I ain't chasing a trick, so it's like you chasing a trick.
Speaker 2:I see why you would be there for a good time in a long time. That's the type of shit they'll be going on.
Speaker 3:It be chicks that be going out to the Middle East and be fucking with them.
Speaker 2:Saudi Arabian Prince type I mean they gotta get out and then they just be out there, out there, shitting on them. Some women gotta get out.
Speaker 1:A lot of them are women that she's been in the last few years with the Dubai. They got flew out to Dubai. I ain't gonna lie to you.
Speaker 3:And they in those type motherfuckers, they shit is like the gray and American women. That's the whole job.
Speaker 1:That's the whole kick, going to take this 50, 20, 50, 60,000 and they getting shitted on them.
Speaker 2:That's what's going on out here there's a lot of women that got shitted on them. And I see a million today's economy ladies, getting how you live.
Speaker 3:Listen.
Speaker 2:I don't judge motherfuckers If that's how you see fit. If you got shitted on them, I'm judging you. I don't keep a thousand, but good shit, they would never tell you that.
Speaker 1:Crazy, but you don't gotta tell me why you keep a thousand. Don't tell me you're one in Dubai y'all Wait what you don't post it here All of a sudden. These are, ryan Cameron. First of all, dubai. These are out there, ryan Cameron.
Speaker 3:Dubai strict as shit. Let's just talk about that, dubai laws and all that shit. That shit, strict as shit. You go to jail for them. You go to jail for public intoxication. You kidding me, curse Public, fucking, public affection. You go to jail for all that. I'm a man, man, nice baffled.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like yes, I'm saying he had a little ropes in his bag.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Man don't play.
Speaker 3:They don't play out that joint. So exactly, un, when things are set to 6 o'clock, to go out there and get shitted on this crazy.
Speaker 1:Get on any country.
Speaker 2:Somebody in a fucking trade house, probably Dove, is just trying to be too generous at this.
Speaker 1:That like player, was that like?
Speaker 2:The end of the duck has a rena's course Black light. Get the black light. I don't want that. Take me to a regular hotel.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I find that you got come to your own. She's got a lay on your hand Plastic. I don't want that everybody Nasty you go home when you fucker. Syphilis or something bro from Christ, from that talk. Yeah, nobody take us in the.
Speaker 1:Doves wow. But let me ask you something, dude. You know how like they had this thing going around about, like the dates and all that. So do you think like if Everyday we went on a date like we not we but took a girl out and like she was cool with Applebee's and she's cake factor and all that, do you feel like a guy to be state 48 on like?
Speaker 3:I just feel like.
Speaker 1:I feel like that shit is like subjective and and just circumstantial to you, to your situation now time day, you feel like you gotta step it up a Valentine's Day. That's why I'm really asking all right.
Speaker 3:So if it's me and it's my girl and I'm trying, like if it's Valentine's Day, like we, we in a good place we try to. I'm a. I'm at least like Try to do something more than what I've been doing more than a normal life. Like if we go to out back all the time like yeah, we're gonna go to Chima's or steak 48 or we go, we're gonna go somewhere different Normally go, like I'm saying I wish I needed with somebody on.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:I Rather you. That's your way into doing a DIY cooking class type shit, and I'm taking the lead.
Speaker 3:But see, this is the thing with that like a lot of the internet and stuff has taken away from, that's what is. It'd be the internet absolutely.
Speaker 2:You meet them people in real life.
Speaker 3:They doing everything they said you got a great and all that shit because yeah, I'm not going for that, but don't Applebee's.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, you hate me and price up ties that you hate me if you take an episode. You hate me. I don't give you. Noobie met me Monday and by the time was Wednesday. You hate me, me. My girlfriend just made reservation yesterday. Like you, fucking hate me. For sure I'm texting. I'm not taking me to Applebee's.
Speaker 1:I'm not gonna leave? I'm not gonna say I'm going to the bathroom.
Speaker 3:Let me take a second right. Mm-hmm, I want to shout out Kanye bro, what's up, I can't get, can't kill this shit. Yeah, you fucking shot out the easy bro. So I ain't Basically so. If you know to to get a Super Bowl commercial slot that should cost seven million dollars seven million.
Speaker 3:Like last time I checked, like looking at them Jones, I actually did like a school project on them Jones like a minute ago, like how much Super Bowl commercials or something. It was like no, but it's like it was a minute ago. So when I looked it up, like like for my project a minute ago was like 2.5 million Mm-hmm, so now it's seven million dollars. So Kanye what kind of did was kind of spent seven million dollars on his For his slot, because that's basically what it is you pay if he gets slot Mm-hmm. Right, whatever you do with your commercial and whatever you put into your commercial budget is Seven million is just a hero.
Speaker 3:Seven million is to air your Joan on that slot where them 129.3 million seen ushered. Grab Alicia Keys.
Speaker 1:Absolutely to get to see your commercial right so.
Speaker 3:What kind of did was? Kanye paid for his slot and Then he went just like this, put his motherfucking phone up and recorded himself and say, yo, I Ain't spend no motherfucking money on this. Uh-oh, I'm gonna go on a slide I spent all my money on a slot and that's all y'all getting. Y'all gonna see this video, but I got some easy shit. Kanye, just bust the craziest trap ever bro.
Speaker 1:Controversy does how much did he make time?
Speaker 2:19.3 million.
Speaker 3:I spent seven million dollars in that commercial slot and made Dollars in 24 hours to be doubled up off a $20 track.
Speaker 1:He doubled up. Like like let's let's start.
Speaker 3:Let's start that there, though, because, first and foremost, adidas and all these companies that that Everybody was trying to cancel yay for his anti-semitic shit and he was gonna create that was a way to make it a he told y'all y'all need yay, yeah, you don't need y'all.
Speaker 3:Adidas lost so much fucking money when yay said y'all not selling no more of his sneakers that he he didn't give y'all patent designs for and all that shit. Y'all lost so much money off of that. And then him to come back On a Super Bowl to do a fucking commercial on his phone and paid seven million dollars for it and then turned around and made 19.3 million dollars in 24 fucking hours All for 20. You just sold $20 apes in 24 hours. He was selling shirts, them Yeezy pod, they like some, like they like the Balenciaga sock shoe jewels Yeezy pods. He searched so shirts like pants and girl and he said he said he said yo like he on the joint, like you could tell he was just on the joint on his phone Like yeah, like this, like I got this shit on the website is Yeezy calm.
Speaker 3:I'm selling stuff for $20.
Speaker 2:Like by buying 200 for one.
Speaker 3:They seen this at $20. They give a fuck what that apparel was. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1:No, no, that do tell you, though. That tells you the power of our culture. Yeah, that's being black folks and our black culture. As much as they tried to cancel him for his phone.
Speaker 3:Crazy, his anti-semitic, all right during the, during the month of our of our ancestors standing on business.
Speaker 1:But it shows the power of us, like it's black folks in our culture, and how much do people really want to be us?
Speaker 4:as much as they say?
Speaker 1:Oh, we don't like him, we don't we not mess with him? That wasn't all black people, that boy, that fuck no, no, no, black people like that was white folks and Jews and that was all the people.
Speaker 4:Yeah, for sure, that boy, that stuff, so everybody ain't not on the can Kanye joint for sure, but.
Speaker 1:I am also sure the power that we just have is black folks, just just culturally, just culturally bro.
Speaker 3:We are the culture we set the, the precedent in the bar. We pop culture, like we are literally pop culture, like all of that shit is us Like granny, granny, like fashion wise and stuff, like like I can say like our. It's those, those rappers and the terms that dress like those, those white folks and they, they. Yeah, like certain ones but they, they imitate that like, even like, just just to wearing a tight clothes like that's like you know, that that's the.
Speaker 3:That's your shit, mm-hmm. You give you all that, but niggas turn that shit out. Y'all wasn't wearing that shit like that. Like y'all was wearing some bullshit with the tight shit and all that, like you know, and the shit that niggas be wearing, like Even all these, like a lot of these designers have been out, a lot of these big designers, that all of these cook, like even niggas. Now, like I Look at niggas how they going crazy with a six and all that shit. Bro, a six was $40 fucking sneakers.
Speaker 1:The answer was there's $40.
Speaker 3:It was $40 fucking sneakers that nobody knew nothing about. That nobody was just track sneakers and trainers and shit like that that nobody knew shit about. But Black people. We changed the culture. So shout out to us for standing on business during the month.
Speaker 2:Our Assessors that stand on your dick is even the Walmart's things of selling out. Somebody put up some Walmart sneakers.
Speaker 3:Like, because it's like that. That's the power of. It go on, tic-tac, and the black folks reposting it, and, and now those, the pilgrims, get to it.
Speaker 1:Just lost me. I ain't gonna lie. I tried to hold my man. Try going to say I'm telling the truth. This is no bullshit. That's how you want me saying this soul left. I just try to order something real off the you, mr Wave. Decisive. Say one, two and three. What's that?
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know, easy here, a little bit different, I'm sure it's. I will go through. Everything is over everything no everything is oversized with you.
Speaker 1:Listen, right, this is bullshit, right?
Speaker 2:I ain't gonna lie that you're sad one, so do two. Got to admit.
Speaker 1:That's what I was trying to figure out. I don't think so, but like this is bullshit.
Speaker 2:But it's Kanye. You know I'm saying don't give a fuck about that, it don't matter like that's not cared is easy apparel.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they don't care and you gotta think the materials is probably really really good. Like you know, I'm saying like he don't. He don't give you cheap material.
Speaker 1:That's what I can say like a girl, john, say what he's crazy, like he's, he's pretty into he's a pretty man Shout out to you.
Speaker 3:Shout out to you, buddy, he's a pretty intense character, bro. Like you know, I'm saying you get. Yeah, man. Like you know, he's advocate for women being being outside.
Speaker 1:For him to make that much money on this bullshit right.
Speaker 2:He could have said West, he just made 20.
Speaker 3:Just prove my point that that's $20.00. It's because think about what 20.
Speaker 2:Is that a blue?
Speaker 1:or easy by. That's the part they like you can read them outside.
Speaker 2:You will feel every rock you step on.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so size one of these is 69 8. 1. 2 was 9, 8 to 10 a half. How, first of all, size 3 is 11 to 13? Let me tell you something I wear a $20. I wear 13, 11 and the 13 is two totally different sizes. Like I don't even understand how to even hey, but that's that's.
Speaker 3:That's where I went back to the point. Like I said, it's $20. What you getting for $20 in the we game play.
Speaker 1:I respect my man, hustle man, that's Bro.
Speaker 3:I'm not mad at him because he was like hospital socks. He busts up, he busts the ultimate track, bro. No, he hustling man. He spent his money on a seven million dollar brick and Got 19 back. Bro, he hustling I respect the hustle boy the seven million dollar brick and got 19 back off $20.00.
Speaker 4:I work because that's $20.
Speaker 3:If you look at that shit, that's I like them, but like if it ain't them, joe, like you give them, saying like they always should, is gonna be oversized, like that type of design type of shit, because that's what, yeah, you're like. So if that's not your wave and that's not you, that ain't for you, that ain't for me. Like that's not that. That's not the type of shit that I wear. Like I don't dress like that, so it's not like.
Speaker 1:I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3:I'm not going where?
Speaker 1:Yeah, like that's crazy yeah like they look like hot.
Speaker 3:They look like hot top Jermaine Dupri's and black.
Speaker 1:It's crazy as once they sell out, the people gonna be reselling these don't like for five bands.
Speaker 3:Like that shit is crazy, bro, like that's definitely crazy. But but yeah, bro, he said that, he said the tone is right.
Speaker 1:They said Taylor Swift got him kicked out the job because he tried to also like get by the seat in front of her or some shit. You saw Brandon Marshall say that. He said she tried. He tried to buy a seat in the second and that be why.
Speaker 3:I don't really like Social media because Brandon Marshall, how do you know that?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know, but what I'm saying is, if he'd really tried to do that though, like if he tried to like sit in front of her. So every time they cut, the tail is with you, gonna see. Yay, he's smart as shit.
Speaker 2:You don't fuck with that ass.
Speaker 3:You don't fuck with that ass, alright, so? So what I can say is that Did J do the same thing? Yeah, did just in a politically correct manner at the Grammys.
Speaker 1:Absolutely, but he didn't. He didn't storm stage he waited for one.
Speaker 3:He didn't storm the stage, but he basically said the same shit.
Speaker 1:But he waited, so it was one, it was his. It was his time. It was his time. Yay took her time like he brody her.
Speaker 3:Was hinted out and and with a ball here, south Philly bitch, you got excusing.
Speaker 1:I don't know, she from South Philly, like Her joints South.
Speaker 3:He was at. He was at the Grammys with a South Philly bitch drinking honey. You got a skews him.
Speaker 2:A little bit different.
Speaker 3:They interesting creatures.
Speaker 1:My mom from South, please watch them out. Let's move on.
Speaker 2:I thought he was a part of my walk of life. Don't do that. Oh, you're interesting young lady. I'm from nerf, though.
Speaker 1:Like South Philly girls get a bad rap. But I'll be liking them. But someone will set you up. Yeah, you gotta watch them.
Speaker 3:Man, fuck this. Bitches from Logan, then, to set you up.
Speaker 1:But I'm not scared to go to 15th of Duncan to go see a bitch. I'm not going to 21st. You should, you should be.
Speaker 3:You, you, you be scared of bitches. That that's in them, in them zones.
Speaker 2:If you fly she's.
Speaker 1:I'm scared. South Philly was notorious for niggas getting robbed and being set up, and all that though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and then them South Philly bitches be my experience South Philly bitches been treating me good.
Speaker 1:I ain't, no, I don't, I don't problem, no, south Philly girls. I never been set up a rabbi. No, no, no, no. I heard some stories, though.
Speaker 3:I heard some stories, but I didn't also heard some stories about some bitches from the other side of broo street on 13th, in Rockland and shit like that, like. So I don't know nothing about Anything across from. Once you get past broo street, that don't got nothing to do with my block. Anything past my block don't got nothing to do with my block. Out that square once you pass, we're central play football at and we're Lindsay ad, we're the J go at and we're our lady of hope school.
Speaker 2:I thought you was from Southwest you thought he was from Southwest. Don't do that to me y'all.
Speaker 3:I had a good time here, oh my god, sure you never come.
Speaker 1:Are you?
Speaker 3:When we go outside. I'm not walking you to your car.
Speaker 2:Please that's crazy as shit. I got you, but y'all just treating me crazy. We not treat you crazy? I?
Speaker 1:say you was from South.
Speaker 4:You didn't say that I thought you say?
Speaker 2:I thought you were just that, you was giving Southwest bro, that's cool it was giving.
Speaker 1:You was giving things such as in the woodland and all that. That's what it was giving.
Speaker 2:I didn't say that maybe greenway.
Speaker 1:It's crazy. Greenway is crazy you definitely give it African, that's African.
Speaker 3:Streets is done. This is crazy.
Speaker 1:Let's get back to this of a couple little things real quick for you guys, right Um, this one gets up.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:I got prerequisites that this one gets up and that proves is cheating really a deal breaker for you.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 1:It's a deal breaker.
Speaker 4:Yeah, All right so.
Speaker 3:But what do you define as cheating? Because I feel like a lot of times it's not even like we was just talking about equal opportunity. You know A lot of things that in vice versa, women and women is just like. A lot of things that give you as when in a women in a situation, it don't be cheating when a man do shit, or if women in a situation, they don't be cheating. We all do shit. But like so, like what is really cheating? Like what? What?
Speaker 2:do you define, as you don't want me see you doing. I feel like it's it's texting, absolutely called exchanging numbers.
Speaker 3:Anything, you're not anything anything you're doing in front of your significant. That's not in front of your significant other that you wouldn't do in front of your significant other.
Speaker 2:But what I can say if I see me, my man out in the bitch talk is in here. I'm not gonna qualify this year because he look good.
Speaker 1:But, dude, do you feel that way or you found that? Are you just agreeing where?
Speaker 3:no, I do. I can agree with that, I don't so you said I don't like, so I don't like ugly bitches.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. I like bitches that.
Speaker 3:Well, you know, I like women. That she's gonna get talked to women.
Speaker 1:That look like something come with niggas, Absolutely. But so you did. But do you think that if a nigga slide to her dm right and she like entertains it and says anything back that she?
Speaker 2:But why would she? Understand it all about the bitch you got, but what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:is it might not be, I might hit a nigga with an L? O.
Speaker 2:Well, but he's gonna die.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna fuck, I can thank you, but to him that might be cheating you why you're responding. That's not you I can show you.
Speaker 2:I just said thank you.
Speaker 3:It ain't nothing behind it, All right so I, so that part I can respect. So what my thing be is, because just me as a Like. My thing is this.
Speaker 2:My thing is this I need you to be a main my thing is this don't Give me leeway yeah.
Speaker 4:I get it.
Speaker 2:I know I definitely get it because it'd be time niggas got oh because I'm a long game player.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know how to play that game. I know how to be cool, I know.
Speaker 1:You the friend zone nigga, that I know.
Speaker 3:I know and my thing is, I don't gotta even try to be cool Because I can naturally just just be regular and just like, just you just coming to talk to me, just you being regular, I can, I don't because I'm not a two-way man. Who crossed the line. I mean a lot of times it didn't.
Speaker 1:I, they be. They be leading them to the line, though.
Speaker 3:I mean, of course, if I see you, see me, see you looking at what you looking at and you, you putting yourself in them circumstances.
Speaker 1:But that's why I think it's don't like that because if you've been, if you've been that nigga before you know how to make a really plan. Right, oh, that frame. No, you know, he's really, he's really leaving you to the party exactly like it's like oh yeah, shoulder lean on Like.
Speaker 3:You can really tell a difference in an like. Like I said me personally, I know the difference in a chick that I'm like it's like all right, you cool, but I'll fuck you, don't get it fucked up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, don't, don't get. Don't get it fucked up. Like, if, if you present yourself to me and you start dick grabbing and all that, like, and you start going too crazy, don't get it fucked up, I'll fuck you and we can still be cool after that, like, we can still be friends. We ain't gotta tell each other business Like, yeah, don't know why?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 3:That could have just been a one. That could have been a one off. Uh huh, I fucked the shit out, you and we can still be cool, so can I show you something?
Speaker 2:Are y'all okay with your woman having male friends.
Speaker 3:No, depends on the depends no.
Speaker 2:He say no, straight up.
Speaker 1:No, come cool, because I know where that leads to, because that nigga is waiting for you to slip. Like the male friend nine times out of ten. The male friend is a nigga that will fuck you. It's me.
Speaker 2:I'm a nigga. I'm a nigga I mean when I want you in my friends.
Speaker 1:Your male friends. They'll hit if they got a chance, Like it's not like they male friends, but it's not like they're not male friends because they wanted to be male friends. They male friends because you put them there.
Speaker 2:You put them there, right, but they really wanted to put them. But if you're given a chance, they're gonna take it. Yeah, they're gonna take it.
Speaker 1:And as first time, first chance, a nigga get caught slipping. They do get caught slipping. The male friend is trying to like oh, it's cool.
Speaker 3:It's cool, it's cool, it's big out Like hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1:I'm crying. I'm like you're gonna put your soul in there to like pipe in there.
Speaker 4:That's what's happening. That's what's happening. I'm not really cool with that Do say it depends, but I'm the male friend though.
Speaker 3:Because, like I said, like, so you say it, but girl, I know girls that like genuinely have male friends.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they do.
Speaker 1:That's just because I got homies that genuinely love, right, but so it's like. But they can get hit, though, on the right night.
Speaker 3:The young female friends can't get hit. I can't, I can't even confirm it.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying, Young lady, don't, don't put me in that situation, Like like. I just feel like, don't put me in a situation where you feel like like if I've been really genuinely your friend and I didn't press the issue with you.
Speaker 2:Leave it at.
Speaker 3:Don't put me in a circumstance like, do you support? Girl, don't tell me, do pull your dick out.
Speaker 1:And think I'm scared. But I think sometimes the girls take that male friendship sometimes and it's like they be like oh yeah, this is my friend, and then you start cuddling with the nigga, yeah, like.
Speaker 2:Why you?
Speaker 3:why, you why you? Why you get out the shower in front of me? I'm not doing it, Don't get out Like we like I'm like, I'm like, I'm your friend. Can I see a whole person?
Speaker 2:unless you gay. If you're a gay man, yeah, but try not gay men.
Speaker 1:So I wouldn't be nobody up here, being no gay man, but I'm saying, if the bitch doing it in front of a straight man, then I don't know. That's what I'm saying it's like if I'm genuinely your friend and not coming to your house and you open the door and you, you just in your drawers and don't come around with no towel thinking I'm just your friend, my dick hard, but my dick hard.
Speaker 3:Respectfully. I just need you to know like, even, just as my friend, like, even if I got to tell myself like chill out, right you, your ass is out, like just natural reaction of just me being a man.
Speaker 2:I mean, yeah, my dick hard, bitch Like I, that ass fat, and I see you whole. They got an answer with some sweat pieces that over time to take.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like you even that even that it's like, but you might not got them that ass, that ass.
Speaker 4:That ass Big as shit. I didn't, that's where.
Speaker 2:Don't, don't invite me over, ladies put on an orange jumpsuit. It'll turn them off.
Speaker 3:Don't invite me. Invite me over when you jump.
Speaker 1:My girlfriend is using some I don't know Niggas be going through it, just invite me over when you dress Right.
Speaker 3:Just just open the door when you dress. Fully dressed Don't take a shower, don't put me, don't put me in that situation.
Speaker 1:Don't come through. Don't come through. Small like extra cocoa butter. All that child, All your best. You know all that you like you like do stuff.
Speaker 3:I smell good. You don't do all that, leave it. Do that to me.
Speaker 2:I feel like if a bitch do all that, she teasing you. Don't do that to you.
Speaker 3:I'm not doing that with my girlfriend. As soon as you test me, I'm a fell.
Speaker 2:Any nigga will fell I'm a fell I'm gonna fall, I'm gonna be your friend.
Speaker 3:I don't know what man it is. We can be friends after that. But you like I smell good, I'm not asking you. You ain't got no clothes on.
Speaker 2:We are here to talk shit about my nigga Cry. That's what we here for. We not here to cry. We got crying, though.
Speaker 1:Well, man you about to watch me cry, but nigga if you get a nigga crying, won't you know that he fraud? No, I don't want him to cry with me.
Speaker 2:I want him to watch me cry.
Speaker 1:We can put him for waiting the heck.
Speaker 2:So Because share each other's stories about how bitches ain't shit, niggas ain't shit, and that lead to that, and that lead to that. That don't lead to that.
Speaker 3:That's what I do A lot of times. It do no, Trust me when I tell you it be like that's gonna lead to that.
Speaker 2:It be like oh my god, girl, you don't have to do about this nigga. I be tore up about a nigga.
Speaker 3:Let me tell you a no, that's how it ended up like that. I can either confirm or deny, but it be ended up like that. You plead the fifth. Yeah, you think marriage is overrated.
Speaker 2:No, I want to be married, I want to be married and be an overrated. I don't think it's overrated. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:I want to be married too, but I think it's overrated.
Speaker 2:I don't think it's overrated. I think our generation is becoming a business.
Speaker 1:Absolutely, it's definitely a business.
Speaker 3:It's definitely a business. I think it's become a business. It's not about love, no more.
Speaker 1:It's about combining your assets because we can be in love and not be married. Marriage is a business contract.
Speaker 3:I see you, so shout out to my man.
Speaker 1:Shout out to my man, pastor Carl.
Speaker 3:I seen Carl tweet earlier. If a guy, he was playing devil's advocate, basically he was like so basically, ladies, y'all want to meet a man that's rich and do everything and make sure everything. But if you make 50K a year, what are you doing on the side with your money? Are you inputting into your family? This is your family and this is who provides for you. Are you inputting into your family, or is your thing like this is just my money, I'm going to spend this on when me and my girlfriends go out, or I'm going to spend this on my side, nigga, or I'm going to spend this on whatever I'm going to spend my money on, instead of collectively saying like, all right, I'm going to do something that's going to benefit my family.
Speaker 2:You determined this type of one for you walking out.
Speaker 3:You want to say it Absolutely.
Speaker 2:If you get married in two weeks. I don't know, but if you believe they is somebody to marry.
Speaker 3:That's something you figure out before you walk out. What I can say is people change.
Speaker 2:People do change.
Speaker 3:And that's why divorce exists.
Speaker 2:People do change. But no, I feel like if you in a dough, you can read between the lines, If you did the self work and know when somebody fucking playing with your time, somebody got the wool over your eyes, you know, you see the red flags. If you choose to ignore it, that's between you and God. I mean, sometimes I'll be in the blue little land. Yeah, because I stopped living in the blue little land. I love living in the blue little land, the blue little land will have you on your ass every single time.
Speaker 1:I love looking at the PlayStation and the mail. When it ain't, I love looking at red, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean listen, that shit was still on the red. I love looking at red In the store.
Speaker 3:I love looking at red flags and green flags.
Speaker 2:It was like six flags.
Speaker 3:Yeah like, and I'm trying to go investigate the built-in.
Speaker 2:I'm a dummy in the little little, the little. Don't get me looking up to my head. That's what we're having now.
Speaker 3:I'll be looking at red flags and thinking they six flags and trying to investigate the built-in.
Speaker 1:Usually is a test of some good Gucci, though I don't give a fuck about nothing, gucci is synonymous.
Speaker 2:You can't teach somebody else how to fuck. Why is it?
Speaker 1:No, because sometimes whatever that box is is the box, the box is the box.
Speaker 3:Okay, I mean, I don't know, I put you there. You can't improve the box.
Speaker 1:I don't know about nothing that, like you, know what I mean. Right, okay, so I got no poor performance hands and drugs for the box it's like, but I know a lot of good boxes is attached to a lot of red flags.
Speaker 3:I know I'm not gonna say it. I know some elite level Kuchis that's attached to some fucking lower level scumbag ass bitches Bad.
Speaker 1:Like they're not even good people, Like they just actually horrible people. You're actually a terrible woman. Dudes, can I ask you something? Other day you put up a tweet about laying with somebody serial killers and all that. Yeah, Nah, I believe that I know.
Speaker 3:We can talk through it. I don't know. We can speak on anything. This is no bullshit podcast.
Speaker 1:I actually said I laid that with a serial killer or two. Before I did lay it with a serial killer, got a hundred shooters sitting outside, but listen what I'm saying to you is you think that makes somebody a bad person If they got, if they got me. Oh is they body their choice, just like they said, they body their choice, just like they say.
Speaker 3:I feel like that.
Speaker 1:Just like they say.
Speaker 3:So my thing is this like, and people think like, like. I've seen people say to me, like, oh, you just take all your bitches you go with Bob plan B I'm not that nigga.
Speaker 1:You go to BJ's and got Bob plan B, but no hats.
Speaker 4:I'm just I'm just saying to the general Book.
Speaker 1:Plan B is great.
Speaker 3:I mean listen, they don't know them.
Speaker 2:Hey, at least you know me.
Speaker 3:I'll be living my life like it's golden.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:I don't feel like I'm a bad person, man.
Speaker 1:I just feel like, um, I feel like sometimes that's the most, that's the more responsible thing to do.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because it'd be like certain situations it's just not conducive and, like I said, I don't, I don't, I'll never lead a woman to believe like, oh, we ain't having this, we not doing it, like my thing is like where we at right now we don't have a real conversation or we going to like so when I got from you, deuces, you just be out here risking it all. I'll be living my life like it's golden. Wow, I'll be having the time. I'll be risking it all.
Speaker 2:I'll be having the time, but I ain't trying to hit no bait by you. We not even playing them, games, I mean.
Speaker 3:I don't, I don't, I don't me personally, I'm not a fan of my my room smelling like mountain bike inner tubes or whatever, whoa, there's so many other condoms to get this got me used to that. I don't fix tires, I'm not an African, I'm fix tired. I mean they might not, but a lot of the tire shops. I've been to be a lot of African, so shout out to them, boys that be fixing my tires and shit, I always go to them. Shout out to them, boys, I always go to them.
Speaker 2:The shit smells like tires.
Speaker 3:I feel like I just feel like I don't be wanting my room to smell like patches and glue.
Speaker 1:So if you just meet a joint that like the spot or something, you take it to John.
Speaker 3:I'm coming by the blood of Lord Whoa, these bitches.
Speaker 2:This will be on your ass.
Speaker 1:Who's gonna say to me, maddie Johnson, he better sit back? No, okay.
Speaker 3:He's gonna say to me bro.
Speaker 2:Okay, he's talking crazy, I just be saying Wrap it up kids.
Speaker 4:I mean listen like.
Speaker 2:I don't they suck to the best sense. No, it's not. Yes, it is.
Speaker 3:Let, let, let. Yo, I hate that room. No, it is what you mean safe sex is the best you can have a common one.
Speaker 2:It still feels good. That's how you know a bitch.
Speaker 4:That's how you know that shit.
Speaker 3:That's how you know that she only got that shit If you got a common one that shit still, I've had some grease on her.
Speaker 2:Exactly, I've had some grease on her.
Speaker 3:That's how you know that pussy. Good, she got a common one, that shit. And that shit still smet you up. I done had some snap and abby dug on the hammy Exactly. Make me keep checking.
Speaker 2:So it's possible to have safe sex. That's good. It's just that, everybody All right.
Speaker 3:So what's the definition of safe sex?
Speaker 2:Right Cause it's like Even if you suck dick E pussy you more prone to get an SCD with raw fucking Like you're less prone to get it through.
Speaker 3:But overall, it can happen more prone in the reality.
Speaker 2:That's the reality of it. You have a higher risk of getting it through penetration.
Speaker 3:Let's discuss them more prone in reality.
Speaker 4:The reality is.
Speaker 2:I'm not even risking it.
Speaker 3:If it was a fifth, we all be drunk as shit. If we talk about possibilities here, we just talking about possibilities here.
Speaker 2:Where am I taking that fucking risk? Don't take the risk.
Speaker 3:Risk is a risk.
Speaker 2:I read the risk crossing street while I set the bus coming. So if the count, so if the count.
Speaker 3:So if the kind of pot and you fuck some of your, I'm irritated.
Speaker 1:That shit is over.
Speaker 3:That shit is over.
Speaker 2:You don't know when it pops, bro. No, they just know when it kind of pops. Yes, they do. It feels different, it's like the oil. So you like, oh, what's going on here? So what's the nigga say that kind of pot and shit is over.
Speaker 1:So you gotta get a abort mission, bro yeah that shit is over.
Speaker 4:What's that shit pop? That's abort mission, fuck you.
Speaker 1:What you mean. They coming three packs Ladies.
Speaker 2:Does that kind of pot make that nigga? Put a new one on him, sit him home.
Speaker 1:Either way, I ain't gonna lie bro, you ain't gonna lie they home. No, you gotta put another one on him.
Speaker 3:Let's discuss these young ladies First and foremost.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's discuss that.
Speaker 3:Let's discuss y'all.
Speaker 2:Come on.
Speaker 1:If the count of pot we're not gonna know they don't be worried about no condoms, whoa. So that's what everybody does.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying in general. They just don't be saying that they don't be like you got a condom. They don't be you supposed to care, bro? I'm not talking about me right now, I'm talking about these young ladies.
Speaker 2:If we talk about the responsibility If a young lady don't act for it.
Speaker 1:She was talking about the young ladies.
Speaker 3:Had responsibility in talking to young ladies, to have some responsibility. So I'ma tell them they don't be saying that I'm gonna tell them Don't trust me.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna keep it up. I'm gonna keep it up, bro.
Speaker 1:I grew up and I seen Matthew Johnson and EZE. Like we talk about that, matthew Johnson a lot.
Speaker 3:Matthew Johnson said EZE, but EZE ain't. I'm scared to be the EZE. I'm not going out like EZE. I'm scared to be a lot of niggas.
Speaker 1:I live by myself. I'm scared to be a lot of niggas.
Speaker 3:I'm definitely not trying to be.
Speaker 1:I'm not trying to be easy. What's the?
Speaker 3:difference. You go outside of Philadelphia. Eze did it Right, that nigga died. You can go to Pobby's and die.
Speaker 1:I can, but I'd rather die from a bullet than a nasty bitch.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I respect that.
Speaker 1:Because I ain't trying to listen. That's not how I'm trying to go out. I'm gonna live alone like this man. I can't say that.
Speaker 3:I can't say that you wanna live alone, like so you would rather die like getting smoked, like on some shit, or you would rather die than some pussy.
Speaker 1:First of all, we're not gonna die, you're not gonna die and the pussy is gonna be on your wall. No, I'm, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, if I die from a heart attack from pussy, that's how.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna die. That's the difference. That's the difference. My heart attack is one thing. That's how Kevin Samuels went out. I'm cool with that.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. He went out happy, but if I die I won't homer. Okay, you got the food symptoms?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that would fall out and all that. What the fuck is this? That's what he's saying.
Speaker 1:I ain't trying to go out like that. They gonna buy that nigga, that nasty call and chats Yo another thing that was like Elizabeth, I'm coming home to you Like that's what happened.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm trying to get.
Speaker 4:I'm not trying to get no virus, bro.
Speaker 1:That shit is uncured. I'm just but listen. I'm gonna keep it real. There's a lot of bullies.
Speaker 3:A lot of bullies is undiable.
Speaker 1:Real rap. I understand that, but a little surgery they can take that joint out. They can't take the eggs out with surgery, they cannot.
Speaker 2:They can, they can. They don't give you medicines to press it, but they can't take it out.
Speaker 1:They just don't got enough money. So you can go to the hospital with no insurance and I'll take a bullet out of you. I'm just kidding. They might not. They might put you in the way of them. They might not.
Speaker 2:They actually might not.
Speaker 3:I know some niggas that's living right now with bullets still up, so shout out to them, guys, but it's just gonna work its way out. Shout out to bro and them.
Speaker 1:They still got bullets in their arm and shit like.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I ain't trying to go out like that. That's a hot spot right now. Yeah, its just gonna work its way out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I ain't trying to go out like that man that's how I want my-.
Speaker 3:No, I hear it is. I'm just saying like-.
Speaker 1:All my young boys outside, man strap them up. Man cause guess what AIDS and all these diseases is at all time high in.
Speaker 4:Philadelphia. I think we was number 15 on this. They're everywhere in the history of niggerdom, but in Philadelphia, this shit high, especially Southwest, where you from.
Speaker 1:How did I've never been there? I mean, she said you was some-.
Speaker 2:I didn't say that, y'all.
Speaker 3:So so, so Alright, so this be my thing, right? How do they do this? Quote, unquote research Numbers, what you mean?
Speaker 2:The doctors all for shit. Damn it, alright, I'm glad.
Speaker 3:I'm glad, bro, I'm so glad that that was your answer.
Speaker 1:No, you know, the center of the CDC keeps tabs on like who Fuck, yes, who.
Speaker 3:How many of y'all answered the phone in the census I mean, or answered the door. I'm playing the census of the drill.
Speaker 1:but the CDC got real numbers. Yeah, Like the CDC know the doctors the numbers show.
Speaker 2:They don't give names how many how got it?
Speaker 4:They give percentages.
Speaker 3:How many people go to the doctors?
Speaker 1:So that's what I'm saying. It might be worse than what we even think. That's what I'm saying. Exactly Because there's a lot of motherfuckers walking around with the bliket. I don't even know they got this Muffers don't go to the doctors, right?
Speaker 3:that's what's stupid. Muffers, don't go through my charts, but that's what I'm saying. I got my my charts, but that's what I'm saying that's what's even more stupid. So I'm still living my life like it's golden. Because I just checked my mind chart yesterday.
Speaker 2:Just because you've been a real debate and say and you came up clean.
Speaker 3:And you came up clean and I've crossed that bridge and I get to it. I ain't dead yet You're gonna knock on wood. Yeah, knock on wood.
Speaker 1:We're not gonna get to that bridge babe, we're not gonna get to that bridge.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I don't wanna cross that bridge.
Speaker 1:I don't wanna cross that bridge, However.
Speaker 3:I'm not a dirty-ass n****, so I checked my mind chart.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but that don't mean the b**** ain't gonna I go to the b****, though, man.
Speaker 3:Cool, but I go to the doctors every three months. I understand that I do my checkups, I do my follow-ups. I just got a physical Right, Like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I-i-i-i-i-i-i'm not-. The last thing I want you to do is go to the doctor. He say guess what, brother, you rode a dice and today you cracked out.
Speaker 2:Nuh, you didn't skip HIV and went straight to the-. When you straight to the?
Speaker 3:flicker, I ain't gonna lie, I'm the boy who checked myself.
Speaker 1:But yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like why you just gonna check yourself to CVS and get some condoms.
Speaker 4:Condoms sex is not that big. Condoms sex is not that big.
Speaker 2:Yes, they are. Condoms sex is cool, or you find somebody Condoms sex is not that big, but I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1:Who says what it is? It's just the same thing. You lock in with the same person and just like Then y'all just-.
Speaker 3:Oh, if I'm that's what I'm saying Like. All right, so if you with the same person, you y'all just having condoms, sex Nugget trying.
Speaker 2:We can start off with condoms, sex and then, once we get comfortable-.
Speaker 3:Having condoms sex with the same person. No, you start off with condoms sex, so all right. So think about how much condoms cost.
Speaker 2:And if y'all wanna go get tested again, let's talk about condoms. Now I only want to see y'all match up for two months to go nigga. I need to read let's talk about condoms.
Speaker 3:I need to let's talk about prices here Prices, yeah, of condoms that you spend in a year.
Speaker 2:So you with the same person you with the same person the price of condoms, I'm sure, is cheaper than the prices of fucking babies Cool.
Speaker 1:I save a lot of money on condoms in Switzerland and Southlifton.
Speaker 2:You really good with Ha, ha ha.
Speaker 1:Go, still get some condoms, man, they free yourself.
Speaker 3:All you gotta do is catch them, don't-. You know what I'm saying, you gotta-.
Speaker 2:You gotta really go to the clinic. I gotta get to the clinic, you gotta ask your doctor and he'll give you some condoms. He really would, he really would.
Speaker 1:You gotta go to the clinic, you gotta be a regular You're a regular doctor.
Speaker 2:And they give you a fucking variety.
Speaker 1:Yeah they cheaper than Plan B. It's definitely cheaper than Plan B.
Speaker 2:Plan B cheaper man. It's like Sonata's name Well even though-.
Speaker 1:It's like seven. Oh, I know, oh boy, I'm like a three-pack.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm a I might be lying, I'm a Plan B aficionado.
Speaker 1:Oh well, let's let's put something-. Man, I don't like this topic. Man, let's move forward, man let's go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's move forward.
Speaker 1:This is getting dark Yolo it's getting dark.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying? Yolo, this is no bullshit.
Speaker 2:Ladies leave this man alone to the right of me, and you ain't learned nothing tonight they're gonna look at this and get to see six Flags, but they're really a red flag. It's not a red flag because I show you all my MyChart baby. No, I ain't seen MyChart baby.
Speaker 3:You and the whole with a red flag and we gonna have a good time. We gonna have a juice toxic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fuck you, fuck you. We gonna go on a good date. You see that you toxic.
Speaker 2:I might be.
Speaker 1:Bitch, I might be he is.
Speaker 2:That's my friend and I can say he is.
Speaker 3:We gonna go on a good date, we gonna enjoy our Like. All right, so this is my thing, right? Would you rather me? Young ladies, let me speak to y'all so y'all can see me. See y'all again.
Speaker 2:And please tap it. We can't miss everything.
Speaker 3:No, tap it For what you're saying. No, tap it. Would you rather me be the nigga to be like you're the only one trying to be the only one? Would you rather me trying to act like in finesse you and try to tell you? That you're just the best bitch ever and you're just the greatest time of all time. Would you rather me be honest with you? I had the same phone number for a long fucking time.
Speaker 4:Okay, what's that mean?
Speaker 2:I'm with y'all ladies, to go find that nigga, but we that's gonna take y'all only one ever. Let me not, okay.
Speaker 3:But, but anyway, I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 2:So the nigga has been for 10 years. People calling Make them change it. This is this is calling you in taxi, you in a new relationship. You need to give it to them, but this is this is, this is my thing. They might not happen right away, but it happens. Y'all can write each other.
Speaker 3:So, like I said, it's like, it's like. Would you read me here? Would you rather me?
Speaker 2:lead you on who means more your number or you.
Speaker 1:Still.
Speaker 3:Let me ask y'all would you rather me lead you on? Would you rather me tell you you don't only one try, I'll be the only one do. Would you rather me tell you or and just make you feel like you, just the most special bitch in the world, but would you rather me keep it a being what you'd be like? Look, baby. People call and text my phone. Sometimes I answer, sometimes I don't, like I'm not going to either.
Speaker 2:Confirm only a woman. That's not looking for nothing serious.
Speaker 3:My thing is if, if a woman is, is just worried about her and not worried about nobody else, you're not worried about who called and text my phone, because me personally, I'm not worried about who called and text no if I worry about myself and I know nobody calling your phone.
Speaker 2:I'm not worried about them. Bitches calling your phone. It's niggas calling your phone, because I nobody's call. I would change my number for my nigga. I hate niggas.
Speaker 3:I have a new nigga. I hate y'all niggas.
Speaker 2:I just met you today. If I have a yes, if I feel like we bout to go somewhere with this shit, I hate you today. I don't give a fuck. I would change. Yes, I will Okay.
Speaker 4:I see I will. I'm right, hey, my number right now.
Speaker 2:I didn't got no nigga. That's what a god niggas annoying as shit. It's a different quality niggas.
Speaker 3:Would you rather me tell you, would you? Would you? Would you rather me tell you like or act like? You Just the only one trying to be the only one, or you just, and then until you go through my phone, we have a good night.
Speaker 2:We have a great Music part. He's a music part, ladies. You, just you just.
Speaker 3:You, just you, just you, free, you give refreshments and a little high five.
Speaker 2:You gotta tell me a life.
Speaker 3:Well, the time of your life is crazy. And then now you won't go through my phone.
Speaker 2:And now you back to Like why I want nothing serious and and they look at you and blow this nigga. Don't want nothing to do with me. He ain't gonna take me serious. That's my thing. Why you touching on that? That's what a bitch. You gotta switch it up like no. I don't used to be me. I should be the wish to like I want with the flow don't go to do I'm not going with the flow because my last name dropped. I want you to have this. That in the third.
Speaker 3:Because I got my own car. Take care of myself. I'm not actually have a hundred. K Just bet you take care of yourself, so all the time you don't want to do.
Speaker 2:And these bitches be there. I see they be there. They be loving it. They be cursing you to fuck out, but do be a good time for them, because they be having a good time because I make, I make them enjoy. You know, I don't know what it is. So about you? You be having, you be giving them a good time to down here.
Speaker 1:I'll be chillin, thank you. It's cool Friends and we like to have a good time and we have a ball and we do a lot of stuff. We take trips, I do a lot of cool shit. But you know I'm saying I'm here for good time.
Speaker 2:I long time so you more open with it, absolutely. So it gives like even you could fit in when you get it. Get in when you fit it or you could just leave absolute. You can my option.
Speaker 3:But that's not, that's not. That's my whole thing Do you.
Speaker 2:Ladies of juice, do not give you an option. Make a fake page and comment, please.
Speaker 1:I mean. So now like so, it's 2024 right so now Dayton is completely changed. The date is like digital, almost everything digital. We dating in the digital age. Yeah, you feel like that shit is hindered.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because it's like. It's like now when you date in public, you got to break up in public.
Speaker 1:But not only that. I feel like everything is public now, everything cuz. Now girls is going on story. They certain they searchin how to happen to the bottle. But I feel like, I feel like now girls don't even got it like back in the day, you could like kind of move around and still bring our now search the hashtag. Oh, he had club, so I'm gonna search the house.
Speaker 2:Look at all the day I say about college boyfriend. All I had to do is put his ant name his Instagram is it name and Google and they will show me every picture, every comment he made. This is the college. I'm not there, don't worry y'all there. Put at his name, his Instagram name. It will show you every comment, every picture every picture he like all that shit. I said catch him like hold up nigga, he was my boyfriend.
Speaker 3:We're not gonna.
Speaker 2:Ladies, it will show you everything. Hey, y'all can even watch it online from an anonymous page. Hello Ladies, you can watch it be a page and, honestly, just hit.
Speaker 1:I do like the digital age because back in the day you know you had to walk up to something, you had to holler at it and get the number and all that, but the but, the probability of you saying like the women, was different, because now you, your pool, was only limited to Like your foot.
Speaker 3:You go in the grand cuz I.
Speaker 2:Los Angeles. Situations that was like Any across the state, wow, outside the Philly. I mean, you know, you know how that shit, I ain't gonna lie the power, social meaning make it so easy to get my, because I don't live in your state.
Speaker 1:State. But back in the day you had to drive the West Philly right around all over small blocks on West Philly. Jump out.
Speaker 3:You had to jump out as a nigga.
Speaker 1:You had to have some game, you had to have your g-reporter, your car had to be clean and that's why I say a lot of these niggas now. All you got this. Have a good profile.
Speaker 3:Don't be no. And and that's why these niggas be dirty Mac, and that's why these niggas lead with money, and that's why these niggas do the shit they do, because they're not used to getting bitches. And they not from that era when you really had to walk around with a pin on us. You had they not from.
Speaker 3:They not Bro they know from they not from the era while on the late night with your pen in your pad, bro? They not from that era when you had to really talk to a girl, when you really had to know how to talk to a girl? They just know how to go in the DMs and put the eyes.
Speaker 1:Cuz. Now I feel like Facebook made it like that was like the first.
Speaker 3:Ski, you killed that. I'm glad you said it black planet started.
Speaker 1:Was cool.
Speaker 3:Black planet was super catfish land, right. Then it got to Facebook and it was like alright, because people fail to realize Facebook, you, you had to like. When Facebook first started, you had to really be in college, you had to be, you had to posture your, your college ID, you had to like, you had to send that shit.
Speaker 1:My space.
Speaker 3:You just had to have a profile and know how to make it paid my, my space Jumping. Yo, my space really conditions us to be fucking coders and you went to the website to go copy and paste. Yeah, but that was cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was a whole different thing because it was like Wild west, like Twitter Was a little harder. You had to really like, you had to give a gamble.
Speaker 3:I caught Twitter at the time when Twitter was like really fresh for everybody before this era of everybody. Now that's super sensitive, you can't say nothing.
Speaker 3:Tweet nothing before you pay me like if people like bro, if Twitter was Twitter back in the day, like like anybody who knows now that follow me, or from back in the day Twitter the pay. It was a page on Twitter called ran bland and If you was from Twitter from back in the day, from 2010, 2011 era, you know, like if you was a girl, ran bland was the ultimate pervert. As page like it was girls posting pictures like at church, and ran bland would come Like it was just a random page, like nobody knows who the fuck ran bland is to this day. Bro, it was just the ad name.
Speaker 1:They're just Did you have a lot?
Speaker 2:of time for the bad bitches. All the bad bitches had some.
Speaker 1:I had a bitch cuss me out when they fad, when it's on the right.
Speaker 2:But I was like you on time. It was like, because some of it was like you could put up news on time at the time where it wasn't, you could put. You could put news on Facebook and mass my space at the time, but you could.
Speaker 3:Tumblr was the joy you was. Your tumblr was for 30 photography. Your tumblr was for 30 photography. But, that, and that's how crazy that is that. I know that because it wasn't us using shit like that to be too horny, nick, right, these niggas be doing like you. It was just posting.
Speaker 2:And it might not got a same way out bro, that's a fucking iPad. That's different name back in the day time. It was for the bad bitches they had. They tell these out. They had. They cleave it's y'all. They look good at the bacon. It was Twitter before Twitter. Can you go write prompts? You can write your journals.
Speaker 1:It's good pages. Soft porn.
Speaker 3:Twitter is real porn.
Speaker 2:Now let me take this, because Twitter, my Instagram, is full pages, not porn is fashion, so that just messed me. Know that your niggas like a ass pictures.
Speaker 1:Not us.
Speaker 3:I'm a habitual ass like a so-called niggas.
Speaker 2:It's my friends, like that on my sewer page. Oh, I see it, motherfucking space.
Speaker 1:It's my friend. If I go to my spoiler page right now, it's nothing I liked, but if I click on it it's gonna say like by somebody.
Speaker 3:Algorithm based bitch Talking about the shot to my algorithm.
Speaker 2:All right, I'm gonna go to my in the swabs? That's dude.
Speaker 3:See my sport pages. Regular shit like yeah, yeah, you can blame those and sharks and shit. She got nice body though and you be thinking to be me. It'd be my friends.
Speaker 1:No, no, sir, one of my friends boy. I know this one in this dude right here, right here. My young boy too. He always on it's like certain niggas. I'm gonna go to my store place.
Speaker 3:I'm look like you know, you know which one I'm talking about tricky Montana. Yeah, so y'all bitches, don't go on Instagram and go search tricky Montana.
Speaker 2:That's not. He would trickle you for one thing, From one trick and I go no, I need long, I'm playing a long game the way y'all do it.
Speaker 3:Invested a nigga something, a bitch ain't never get her. They don't be Commonsense. They be doing girl math. No, they be doing girl like this. This. This why I bought you up here With me.
Speaker 2:First, or do something for me that when I'm giving him money to get his haircut or lunch money, or Give up here, cut much what, but I bought you because, because your personality is you.
Speaker 3:You have common sense in your personality.
Speaker 2:Because my thing is I like for a nigga to just give me shit. I'm like the edge so.
Speaker 4:I'm just giving you shit.
Speaker 3:Yes, yes, precisely him.
Speaker 2:If I'm just giving you shit, I want that.
Speaker 3:If I go to where my bitches pay to see him in there, don't even worry about it. I just already know what type of bitch you is like if he owe you a page. Like if it's something.
Speaker 2:Do that, because it's a nigga that could be on my page right now. I hate that it gets a death. I wouldn't be pistoling it. He was on fire, yeah, but that you know he got.
Speaker 3:Haven't seen her in Miami. And now bitch you making me second guess because you just go ahead, you just I know the snipers Niceness or whatever the songs that no Wish you would be.
Speaker 2:That's what I can say. Yeah, me, cuz I'm gonna go where I want to be, not what a good thing I'm gonna be. I'm just saying, ladies, if this era my time, say nothing again. Give you nothing good. A nigga to the dust cuz. I bet you come check out my life and he ain't give me nothing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you, you can't laugh fellas, you ain't gonna Ricky's and all that man cut her off.
Speaker 3:That's why I be messing with bitches girlfriends.
Speaker 1:I'm just keep it real with y'all, man, I'll be loving y'all.
Speaker 2:When a bitch really feeling you and you feeling how it works out for the better, I'm loving our girlfriends, because your girlfriends be looking at me.
Speaker 3:Girl, for a reason that you should go for a girl friend.
Speaker 2:You know who's a come, so to me fucking with dudes.
Speaker 3:Girlfriend, your girlfriend can't listen.
Speaker 1:Girlfriend.
Speaker 3:Just say girlfriend.
Speaker 2:But, nigga, you present yourself as one of many, not one of one. You know, I'm saying when you present yourself as somebody, would you read my only one or one of them or somebody? I'm telling you I'm dealing with multiple. I'm a, treat you as one of big and not one of one.
Speaker 1:My thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what would everybody be doing? Right all that it get cut down to a real small minimum of what. When, the when the times matter and when shit matters, they'll all those conversations and all those wouldn't they should be doing and I.
Speaker 4:I.
Speaker 3:Got it only says you want to send me, I will support your Shout out to our girlfriend if you don't got a.
Speaker 1:Shout out to the girls with the cakey tongue Crazy.
Speaker 3:Shout out to them.
Speaker 2:You could put me in the room. How you to go, we be outside With the gang you with the mind.
Speaker 1:What was your thinking? Yeah, that's the homegirl. She, she thorough though, but I will laugh. Some of the most thorough girls is like the porn stars.
Speaker 2:They said holes and horrors be the best.
Speaker 3:Those are the best girlfriends girlfriends, bro, because you, you don't even want to be a slut, no more. You just want to be a slut for me and I love that for you. I love that for you, like. That's why I be saying like you just want to be like listen, that's what they say.
Speaker 2:They say the girls that used to be.
Speaker 1:I love cuz they be the but, I don't want them Cuz then these to be holes though, but they really the best ones that they know how to treat a nigga.
Speaker 3:They know how, cuz it's like I don't, I'm not that far In the little way and like I just be feeling like it's like bitch if you this good at what you do.
Speaker 2:You know.
Speaker 1:Got that good one way by practice. You know, she did some shit, you skillful, that's your muscle memory and all yeah, exactly that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 3:It's muscle memory, like if I don't got a coach you down there. Oh, oh, oh, you're talented.
Speaker 2:I don't want to coach nobody this big a. So you tell me if you the bitch come and you got a coach or you feel like. We told you Getting dropped.
Speaker 3:This huge ginormous age.
Speaker 2:I'm not teaching. It's so much porn accessible. You better get the fuck with your zoo. Yeah, I'm not teaching you better tap the fucking, you know, I agree, I agree.
Speaker 3:Don't. Don't fuck me like you fuck some of my ladies. Get on your zone.
Speaker 2:Get on poor hub, betty's hub, because if you not fucking me, good Twitter.
Speaker 3:I'm going to DM your girlfriend or the nasty bitch down the street and I want that to be understood and clear Because the nasty bitch, I miss both.
Speaker 2:My friend in the same room as her, please.
Speaker 3:She almost got herself in deep water.
Speaker 1:She almost.
Speaker 3:They say thank you, your girlfriend, almost falling a shark tank.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I had to save for that night. I was like hold up bitch.
Speaker 3:Yeah, your girlfriend the most.
Speaker 2:I said you were talking to dudes.
Speaker 3:I had to say that your girlfriend almost fell in the shark tank in the deep water.
Speaker 2:I had to tell her she was so guys like girl.
Speaker 3:But you remember to say and the fuck I said oh, dear Lord girl.
Speaker 2:That's why I said my is. Then I said my is. Then got quiet, but I ain't gonna let her happen, though I mean, you know but yeah, we.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're gonna tap you in the please.
Speaker 1:Let's wrap this up, as you, with the game you with the mob?
Speaker 3:What would you think?
Speaker 2:I'm thinking it.
Speaker 3:I.
Speaker 2:Thank you.
Speaker 3:And sure we appreciate.
Speaker 2:I.
Speaker 1:Appreciate you.
Speaker 2:He said no, my partner, did you have a good time? I appreciate you being here.
Speaker 1:My man, my man, you gotta keep some time, you gotta know when to hold me.
Speaker 2:I know when to hold.
Speaker 1:Make sure you gotta keep home safe.
Speaker 2:And I like that about him. Ladies, that's the type of nigga we need.
Speaker 1:Yeah man, my man ski block up, ask ski block up.
Speaker 2:No, Ladies ask it. Don't follow him, you'll get your ass beat.
Speaker 1:I don't know what I'm saying. Shout out to my man 15-man dog.
Speaker 3:Shout out to our girlfriends.
Speaker 2:Y'all know me, we, my girlfriends alone. My girlfriend knows exactly who you are. My girlfriend knows where you be.
Speaker 1:A big. E is crazy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm saying like girlfriend, I ain't going to put your name on the podcast, but I don't think she know I was coming.
Speaker 2:I didn't even tell her I was coming.
Speaker 3:I ain't even telling her I'm going to see you in the morning, we going to breakfast together, yes, y'all.
Speaker 2:Yes, we are. You want to meet us, big head.
Speaker 1:So, on that new trick that he do, he's going to have breakfast with me, me and my girlfriend.
Speaker 2:I'm having a Valentine's breakfast.
Speaker 3:See what I'm saying. Oh, jesus Christ, I don't catch me so fast.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're on crazy it might be serious. I'm trying to find other good things.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm looking for another episode. You can come back.
Speaker 1:Are we coming for sure?
Speaker 3:We. It's a good way that made me feel so comfortable.
Speaker 2:I appreciate y'all.
Speaker 1:No, that's what I told you For coming out, and.
Speaker 2:And making you describe IAV, because you know I'm a child.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're in a safe space. We protect you.
Speaker 1:That's definitely a safe space. We're lucky For sure, Like let's make that clear For all women. We love y'all.
Speaker 2:Such hoes I got a girlfriend. I want to bring, but she couldn't come today.
Speaker 3:We could bring her Because she could see the world, she could come next week. She going to hand her, I feel like she going to hand him on a plushie.
Speaker 2:No, you nigga, I'm going to be chill.
Speaker 1:No, you, I'm chill.
Speaker 2:No, I feel like she going to hand you.
Speaker 1:I like challenges, I like Ruben's cubes and all that yeah.
Speaker 2:I feel like she going to hand you.
Speaker 1:I like Ruben's cubes and all that type of stuff. You like a good chase? Yes, I do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think she going to hand you. I'm going to wrap it up on that. No, ok, that's wrap it up. And ladies, don't forget if he don't get you anything for Valentine's Day, leave that nigga in the fucking desk, because I got you on Saturday.
Speaker 3:And if you a nigga ain't do it Saturday night for Thursday, and if you a nigga ain't do it, and if you a nigga ain't do, it Any bitch work for?
Speaker 2:wait for Saturdays fucking crazy. No, you've got to undress in that trash.