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What in the Name of Ryan Seacrest? A Birthday Mad Libs Adventure
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We celebrate our podcast's second birthday with another round of hilarious Mad Libs, creating absurd stories about concerts and space adventures that lead to unexpected laughs.
Thank you from the bottom of our hearts to everyone who has listened to us over these two years. We do this podcast to spend time together despite our busy adult lives, and we're grateful you've joined us on this journey.
Podcast Introduction
Speaker 1Hello and welcome to Bonus Dad . Bonus Daughter a special father-daughter podcast with me Hannah and me , davy , where we discuss our differences , similarities , share a few laughs and stories . Within our ever-changing and complex world , Each week we will discuss a topic from our own point of view and influences throughout the decades or you could choose one by contacting us via email , instagram , facebook or TikTok links in bio .
Second Birthday Special Episode
Speaker 2Hello and welcome to this incredibly special podcast episode . This is one of the bonus episodes we do for our birthday . It's become a bit of a tradition since our first birthday , so this is for our second birthday BDBD podcast and we just want to say a huge thank you for everyone that's listened so far and now watched um , because , uh , last birthday we didn't have um we didn't have youtube .
Speaker 1We didn't have youtube , we didn't have youtube .
Speaker 2So it's , it's amazing to um be able to I don't know visually put ourselves across to see us to see us um and just want to thank all of our listeners , so this is a complete supplementary episode , coming in hot on our birthday , which is the 31st of August bonus , dad bonus , daughter bonus episode yes , indeed . So last time we did Mad Libs and it went down very , very well with our audience , so we brought it back for a second
Mad Libs Take Two Explanation
Speaker 2year . This is Mad Libs , take two .
Speaker 2I'm hoping that this time as well , that autocorrect is not going to autocorrect some of the words , because there was quite an embarrassing moment there was there was , there was , yeah um , so the purpose of mad libs if you haven't heard of it and you want to see our other episodes as well explains it a little bit better . But basically , essentially , we've got a script here . We ask each other uh words to fill out that script , and then we read it back to each other , uh , at the end , yes , so , um , we both don't know what each other's scripts are , but they are on different subjects . That's the only thing we know . Mine is uh based on a night out and yours is space themed yeah , mine , I've gone .
Speaker 1I've gone space themed .
Speaker 2That's a bit rogue , but yeah , yeah I think last time mine was like a day out at the beach or something .
Speaker 1I can't remember what yours was , but I think we both did a day out or something .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , yeah I've gone for a night out this time so okay , day to night , okay yeah um , yeah , so this is absolutely 100 appropriate for a father-daughter thing . We've made that very clear . Uh , so , uh , so yeah , we're just gonna have some fun with it we are , so are you gonna ?
Speaker 1I'm gonna go first , you're gonna go first ready , I am so so .
Speaker 2I need an adjective .
Speaker 1You need an adjective , yeah .
Speaker 2Tall , please give me a band name .
Speaker 1A band name ? Do you mean , as in a Name of a band , name of a real band , or make one up ?
Speaker 2You can make one up , but it might be funnier if you do an existing one .
Speaker 1Okay , oh my God , my mind , the Killers . Why the Killers ? I ?
Speaker 2don't know . That's fine , that's fine . And then please name me a venue , a venue . Okay , let's go let's go the LCR . The LCR's in Norwich by the way , I need a number .
Speaker 1You need a number 462 . I was going to say , do you need a specific number ? And then realise that all numbers are specific .
Speaker 2Yeah , yes , I need a verb ending in ing .
Speaker 1A verb ending in ing yeah .
Speaker 2Come on quick fire .
Speaker 1Smiling .
Speaker 2Yeah , cool Okay .
Speaker 1Come on quick fire .
Speaker 2I need an article of clothing .
Speaker 1A thong .
Speaker 2You were supposed to be appropriate , but okay , please name me an animal .
Speaker 1An animal , a dog .
Speaker 2A type of accessory .
Speaker 1A type of accessory , friendship bracelet .
Speaker 2Very nice Okay . Made from a thong , I need another number 788 . 788 . 788 . A plural noun .
Speaker 1A plural noun they .
Speaker 2A noun .
Speaker 1Sorry .
Speaker 2A name of a place I know or thing I know .
Speaker 1It's because you said plural that kind of throw me they .
Speaker 2I can't accept that . Can't park here , mate . That kind of throw me they . I can't accept that . Can't park here , mate , Come on noun A plural noun yeah like frogs .
Speaker 1Oh sorry , Are you confused on what ?
Speaker 2a noun is no .
Speaker 1I know what a noun is .
Speaker 2Object , place or thing yeah , exactly Plural of that Lawnmowers . Cool , please give me a decade .
Speaker 1I went very Aussie . Then , decade , decade , the 60s .
Speaker 2No problem , a verb ending in ing again .
Speaker 1Verb ending in ing Running .
Speaker 2A verb but past tense .
Speaker 1A verb , but past tense A verb but past tense yeah . Lied Laid as in laid down Laid .
Speaker 2Okay , yeah , another noun .
Speaker 1Another noun .
Speaker 2Why are we stuck on the nouns I ?
Speaker 1don't know , my mind's just gone blank .
Speaker 2Maybe not a place , though Maybe not a place . Sorry , On this particular one it wouldn't quite make sense .
Speaker 1Okay , gob .
Speaker 2Yeah , another verb ending in ing , please .
Speaker 1Laughing yeah .
Speaker 2Cool , an adjective , a describing word , so don't trust you anymore . Tall . You've already said tall . Would you like to try another one ? Okay ? Then , Just to you know for variety .
Speaker 1Small .
Speaker 2Fair enough , a plural noun again Frogs . There we bloody go . Please can I have a beverage ?
Speaker 1Beverage .
Speaker 2I was going to say rum . I'm reading out this time so let's go with Pepsi . Okay , yeah , can I accept that ? Pepsi , mm-hmm . Okay , uh yeah , Can I accept that ? Uh , colour please .
Speaker 1Colour Purple .
Speaker 2Okay , cool , uh , a verb ending in ing again .
Speaker 1Verb ending in ing Running .
Speaker 2Yeah , no problem , large object .
Speaker 1Large object yeah , a space hopper . Okay , yep , um , and then last one , a type of dance Ballet
First Mad Libs Story: Night Out
Speaker 1.
Speaker 2Okay , I'll read mine out .
Speaker 1Okay , you ready , I'm ready . And then ?
Speaker 2you can have yours .
Speaker 1Okay .
Speaker 2So Mad Libs are rocking the night away .
Speaker 1Okay .
Speaker 2Last night my tall dad and I went to see the Killers live at the the lcr . We've been waiting 462 years for this , ever since he first introduced me to their music . While we were smiling in the car , dad wore his favorite thong , the one with the dog on it , and I wore my vintage friendship bracelet because obviously we had to go full fan mode . We got there early and bought 788 overpriced lawnmowers from a guy who looked like he hadn't slept since the 60s . Then we found our spot right next to the group of fans who were running like no one was watching Spoiler . Everyone was . The lights dimmed , the crowd laid and suddenly the first note hit like a goblet to the heart .
Speaker 2Dad immediately started laughing , which , honestly , was both impressive and slightly small . Halfway through the set the lead singer shouted this one's for all the frogs out there . Dad turned to me with his goofy grin and shouted that's us . We high-fived and accidentally spilled a cup of Pepsi on a guy in a purple jumpsuit . He was chill about it , though said it added to his vibe . On the way home we were both hoarse from running and laughing about that one fan who tried to crowd surf on a pool float shaped like a space hopper . All in all , 10 out of 10 night Would absolutely do it again , especially if next time Dad promises not to try and start a ballet circle during the encore .
Speaker 2That was a good one .
Speaker 1Okay , that was quite good .
Speaker 2Okay , I'm ready .
Speaker 1Are you ready for yours ? Okay ?
Speaker 2I'm going to go quick fire .
Speaker 1So give me an adjective .
Speaker 2Silly .
Speaker 1Silly , give me a snack food .
Speaker 2Popcorn .
Speaker 1Oh okay , give me a silly food Popcorn . Ooh Okay , give me a silly word or sound .
Speaker 2Uh , uh .
Speaker 1Or give me a sound Burp Burp . Uh , give me a gadget .
Speaker 2Mmm . Swiss army knife .
Speaker 1Swiss army knife Okay .
Speaker 2Give me a famous person , ryan seacrest , what I don't know . Really , I don't know where that came from .
Speaker 1Okay , that auto corrected to dearest ryan seacrest , dearest . Give me an emotion .
Speaker 2Joy .
Speaker 1Joy . Okay , give me a plural objects .
Speaker 2Forks .
Speaker 1Forks . Okay , give me a verb beginning , verb ending in ing .
Speaker 2Swimming .
Speaker 1Swimming , swimming . Okay , give me another sound effect Pew pew . Okay , give me a nickname .
Speaker 2Bertie .
Speaker 1Oh .
Speaker 2I hope I haven't just absolutely squandered myself .
Speaker 1No , that's your nickname . That is your nickname , that's what we call you . Okay , so are . That's your nickname . That is your nickname , that's what we call you . Okay , so are you ready for ?
Speaker 2this . That was quick , that was very quick , that was a quick one . Okay , let's go .
Speaker 1This is Space Dad and the space
Second Mad Libs Story: Space Adventure
Speaker 1daughter .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 1Okay , yep , it was a silly day aboard the SS Stepstar , where Bonus Dad and Bonus Daughter were cruising through the cosmos with only a bag of popcorn and a vague sense of direction . Suddenly the ship jolted with a loud burp and all systems started blinking red . Quick , said bonus dad , hand me the swiss army knife . Bonus daughter tossed it over just in time and said what in the name of ryan seacrest is going on out there ? She asked , peering out of the porthole . What in in the name of Ryan Seacrest ?
Speaker 2I almost said Jack the Ripper , so that would have been even like what ? In the name of Jack the Ripper , oh God .
Speaker 1I have no idea . He replied his face somewhere between joy and mildly entertained . But I think we've drifted into a field of wild forks . As alarms started blaring , the autopilot started swimming , the ship made a sound like pew pew and spun wildly before coming to a full stop right in front of a nebula . Everything went quiet . Want to know something ? Bonus Dad said , even in the middle of total space chaos , I wouldn't want to be here with anyone else . Aww , there you are . Bonus Daughter smiled Same here , bertie . Let's just not to try to break the galaxy before dinner .
Speaker 1Aww , that felt like a Rick and Morty episode from start to finish . It really did .
Speaker 2Yeah , the fact that the ship burped immediately .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , I'm gonna use that . What in the name of ryan seacrest ?
Speaker 2what in the name of ryan seacrest ? Should we just use that as the name of this episode ? Yeah , mad libs . What in the name of ryan seacrest ?
Reflecting on Two Years Together
Speaker 1hilarious there you go .
Speaker 2Uh , which one did you enjoy more ?
Speaker 2uh , I , I liked your what I had the image of , because obviously I had my mind works is very visual , so I yeah I actually had somebody flying across on a space hopper I think , I think we we got there early and bought 788 overpriced lawnmowers from a guy who looked like he hadn't slept in the 60s was quite a funny one . Yeah , also , dad wore his favourite thong , the one with the dog on it , and I wore my vintage friendship bracelet because obviously we had to go full fan mode to the killers . To the killers yeah , are the killers . To the killers yeah , are the killers known for dog ?
Speaker 1thongs ? No , not that I know of .
Speaker 2Why are you wearing the thong ?
Speaker 1I have no idea .
Speaker 2Where would your bits go , oh ?
Speaker 1I think I'd probably just You'd have to tuck it in .
Speaker 2Why am I ? Why I don't want that visual . I don't want that visual .
Speaker 1I'm a little in and a little out .
Speaker 2There we go . Can you remember ? Can you remember when you were little , what we told this you said about ? We said about the story , yeah , with the thong . Well , you were upset , I got upset because I'm not wearing a thong . And I still stand by that . Now I still don't wear thongs . They are ridiculous . They are just invented for the male gaze . I'm convinced .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , there you go well , this was our supplementary episode , a little bit shorter than our usual ones , because we just do this for a bit of fun , um , but happy birthday to us , yes two years , two whole years of doing this uh with you , which has been fantastic it's been fantastic um , so very , uh , yeah , very happy . I think we might be able to release this fully on instagram as well . I'll see if I can . What the whole video , I think . So yeah , when it's short like this , I'll read into it , okay .
Speaker 1Yeah , awesome .
Speaker 2If not YouTube , We'll put it on YouTube .
Speaker 2Thank you again , you know , wholeheartedly , to everyone that listens to us , still , from two years ago and all over the world , all over the world , the global presence we have and , um , yeah , just just thank you guys . You know , we , we do this , we do this for you , but we , most importantly , we do this for us don't want to hang out and have an excuse to hang out as , uh , as adult people with adult lives that are too busy . So we just carve this into our , into our fortnight , I guess , yeah yeah um , yeah .
Speaker 2So thank you again . You know from the bottom of our hearts and , uh , we'll see you next time . If you want to see mad libs , uh , last year it's it's actually on spotify , it's not on youtube . Sorry , youtubers , um , but yes , um , go and check that out because it was quite funny .
Speaker 2You're blunder , um , and it made us laugh , uh made a lot of people laugh a lot of people laugh and then afterwards I don't think I could contain myself because I was trying to contain myself on the podcast and then I just had to , like , walk out the room . We were back in the old studio then as well . Yeah , yeah . So yeah , check that out . It was quite funny , if we do say so ourselves .
Speaker 1It was funny . It was funny .
Speaker 2Yeah . Only thing left to say is cue the outro . Thanks for joining us on Bonus Dad , Bonus Daughter . Don't forget to follow us on all our socials and share the podcast with someone who'd love it . We are available on all streaming platforms . See you next time . No-transcript .