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Polyester Wonderland: 1977's Cultural Milestones and Music

Mike Tremblay /Tom Rowsey Season 2 Episode 12

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Welcome to the 1977 Time Capsule

Speaker 2

oh look, it's that time again. Welcome Welcome back to the MT Alternative Podcast, the only show where two guys named Mike and Tom manage to make nostalgia sound like a midlife crisis, set to music. This week they're strapping on their platform shoes, firing up the 8-track and time-travelling back to the polyester wonderland of 1977. That's right, the year Elvis left the building, star Wars took over the galaxy and apparently, fashion was legally required to offend the eyes. Expect riveting conversations on everything from lava lamps to bell bottoms, questionable food choices and cultural moments that may or may not have aged like a dairy product in the sun.

Speaker 2

But mostly yes, mostly it's about the music, because Mike insists on playing the deep cuts you never asked for and Tom will passionately defend a song about a muskrat falling in love Again. And just when you thought it couldn't get more chaotic, pip and Squeak, your two favourite pint-sized pundits are back to drop their unsolicited opinions. So prepare yourself for poorly timed jokes, tiny voices with big attitudes and at least one rant about disco. It's the MT alternative, because regular history podcasts just weren't weird enough. Roll it, boys.

Speaker 3

Tom? What the hell's going on bud? Not much, mike. What's going on with you? Another Saturday sitting here having a good time. Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.

Speaker 4

I thought Daniel wasn't allowing us to sing anymore.

Speaker 3

Well, you know what Daniel can do.

Speaker 4

Don't be nasty.

Speaker 3

I won't be nasty, but I don't understand what he's got against me defending the song about Muskrat. I just don't get it, that's sad what.

Speaker 4

Is Muskrat sad, or him telling you is sad.

Speaker 3

Kind of both.

Speaker 4

Kind of both.

Speaker 3

Yeah well, have you listened to the song?

Speaker 4

Anyway, yeah, Anyways yeah, anywho, here we are again.

Speaker 3

Lucky y'all. Yeah, anywho, here we are again, lucky y'all.

Speaker 4

Anyways, anywho the weather, it's a little hot, eh yeah.

Speaker 3

I got a bowl of nut soup setting over here in these shorts.

Speaker 4

Well, thanks for sharing a little too much information. I will share no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Thanks for sharing A little too much information.

Speaker 3

I will share no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, let's not go there.

Speaker 4

Okay, so we'll be discussing 1977.

Speaker 3

I was 10 years old. Yee-hee, I remember 10. I lost a tooth.

Speaker 4

Yeah, well, last we had to do our redaction on the last episode because of obviously I'm confused. I'm old people, Give me a break.

Speaker 3

We're both old.

Speaker 4

But you know it is what it is. So we'll be discussing a lot of things from 1977. I'd like to talk about what's going on lately in our lives Anything.

Speaker 3

Yeah, well, just lots of bushes, lots of them. At the house we're planting bushes, oh, okay.

Speaker 4

I was starting with some weird 70s thing. Well, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3

Listen back in the day, I'm listening. Back in the day that was ridiculous. I mean, come on, man, Mow that lawn. No doubt Hire somebody Need some landscape, anyway, there we go again.

Speaker 4

There we go again. How do we do that? It just happens, oh yeah.

Speaker 3

It's our stuff.

Speaker 4

Sorry for everybody out there, sorry, not sorry.

Speaker 3

No, really not, because this is what we do, exactly what we do.

Speaker 4

So work was a little hot. We've got quite a week coming up. We've got end of the quarter, end of the month. What do they want to try to make this time? To kill us. 13 meals is what.

Speaker 3

I'm hearing.

Speaker 4

And what do we see of that Pizza Woo? We don't even get that anymore. Oh, I forgot that was our other general manager doing that for us. Someone appreciated us.

Speaker 3

Yes, they did, and then they moved on.

Speaker 4

People say well, it's pizza, yeah, but this is our own boss higher up doing this for us, because the company won't.

Speaker 3

Yeah Well, they will, but they won't.

Speaker 4

They can, but they won't.

Speaker 3

They would rather build offices and smoking places.

Speaker 4

Let's fix the things that the guys need.

Speaker 3

How about a battery changer?

Speaker 4

How about fix the docks? How about? We can go on, on and on. Let's make this fun now, on and on 1977. What are you doing?

Speaker 3

Oh, I just burped. Okay, sorry, it's a podcast, it went away.

Global Events and Political Happenings

Speaker 4

That's what we do, all right. So anyways, before we get into the music, probably give a little rundown of the old music situation, of the old uh things that happened in 1977 yeah, we can do. Yeah, that, that sounds good so you had uh, let's see global. We'll start with global and political events. You had jimmy carter becoming the US President January 20th, after defeating Gerald Ford in the 1976 election, carter takes office promising honesty and human rights. What about peanuts?

Speaker 3

I don't know, but I cared about Lai Bright. That's all I cared about at that point. Yeah, you weren't supposed to. I was 10. I mean, I knew who it was. Yeah, me too, I'll get it right this time I was 14. Yeah, but Peanuts. I remember the little song. All of the school kids made up what about his brother. Billy, we had a beer.

Speaker 4

Billy Beer.

Speaker 3

We had a beer. We had a beer of that, but it didn't make it. No, but it didn't make it. No, no, it was sacrificed Well, that's sad To the beer gods. To the beer gods. Yeah, you know, when you wake up and you're hungover and you've got to have that warm beer to get it back out.

Speaker 4

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3

Yeah, that was Billy Shot of whiskey or something worked for me Well yeah, well, you know, I have a way to get rid of hangovers altogether.

Speaker 4

Don't drink.

Speaker 3

No, stay drunk.

Speaker 4

Well, that's true too. Alright, so moving on Global things to be had. New York City blackout. A massive power outage plunges New York City into chaos. Looting, fires and arrests spike during a 25-hour outage. I do remember hearing that it was just in the papers.

Speaker 4

I wasn't living there, so who cared? It didn't affect me, but it's still kind of fucked up. It is the last naturally occurring case of smallpox was reported in Somalia in October, a major milestone of global health leading to the eventual declaration of smallpox eradication. I didn't realize that was not really that long ago when you think about it. Smallpox, that was done a long, long time ago.

Speaker 3

But you know, we're in other countries and have we went from, you know, curing things to creating things?

Speaker 4

Yeah, that's what it seems like lately. Right, things are worse than I don't know about worse, but bad. Let's see Spain holds its first democratic election since the Franco dictatorship, a key step in Spain's transition to democracy. And let's see South African anti-apartheid activist Steve Bilko or Biko, sorry about that dies in police custody because death drives international condemnation and fuels resistance to apartheid. Oh, wow, so that was all the political crap that you and I probably were like. You know half that stuff.

Speaker 1

Yeah, because see kids were kids.

Speaker 3

That was what it was meant to be. Kids were supposed to be kids.

Speaker 4

Being 14, I could tell you and I know you were 10 or whatever it was, but being 14, I certainly wasn't thinking about that. That's when you start thinking about. Well, you know.

Speaker 3

Yeah Well, see nowadays what's really sad 10-year-olds sad, but 10-year-olds are thinking about stuff like sex change operations, oh God. And 13-year-olds are thinking about they're not thinking about being a kid, they're not thinking about playing soccer and basketball.

Speaker 4

You've got some brainwashed parents.

Speaker 3

Exactly. It's just terrible, Dan You're the adult, you know best. Anyway, let's not get off track, let's move on. Let's see. So Kids were kids, we could be a kid.

Science, Technology, and Pop Culture

Speaker 4

Science and technology. Apple II home computer is released in June, one of the first successful mass market PCs helping launch the personal computer and revolution, the personal computer revolution. Voyager 1 and 2 spacecraft are launched by NASA in September and August, destined to explore the outer planets and eventually interstellar space. Awesome MRIs, first used on a human oh shit.

Speaker 3

MRIs Used on humans.

Speaker 4

Revolutionary diagnostic technology begins a journey. Wow, 77. Wow, 77. Wow, good gracious.

Speaker 3

MRIs Very useful. Yeah, I had one the other week. Did you A CAT scan?

Speaker 4

or an MRI, oh it was a CT scan.

Speaker 3

Yeah, it was a CT. I'm sorry.

Speaker 4

Hey, harry, kind of all the same in a way, in a way away.

Speaker 3

but it's a little deeper with an MRI A little bit Alright, pop culture and entertainment.

Speaker 4

Star Wars was released. Tom, here's a big one, buddy. Elvis Presley died. I remember where I was, me too. I was at Riverside Park in Springfield, or Agua, mass, and we heard that while we were in a bus back.

Speaker 3

Yep Out with Kansas. I was sitting at a bar eating a smorgasbord. We're at the cafe. My mother worked at A little farming community. It was August of 77. So I was right in the middle of harvest, august 77, wasn't it? Yeah, somewhere around there. But anyway it was in the middle of harvest out with Kansas, and the place was packed when the news came over and I was sitting there.

Speaker 4

And I bet you there was silence too.

Speaker 3

Well, yeah because that's what I remember the most is everything just died, Got quiet.

Speaker 4

That's true.

Speaker 3

To me, that's when the music died.

Speaker 4

Even as kids. On this thing everybody was like holy crap, alright. So Studio 54 opens in New York City. The stories I've heard about that place holy crap, legendary, yeah disco. The club becomes a symbol of disco excess and celebrity nightlife in the late 70s.

Speaker 3

Yeah, see, now we have to go to the omelet shop to snort Coke in the corner table. We do. Oh, I mean other people do.

Speaker 4

All right Last on the pop culture and entertainment roots airs on TV. The miniseries drives huge ratings and sparks national conversations about slavery and American history. First time I watched that was actually I was in school Right.

Speaker 3

We hadn't reached that point yet.

Speaker 4

I forgot what class it was. But yeah, they brought in the old. You know they had that cart with the TV.

Speaker 3

Oh, that was like when you're.

Speaker 4

I remember my first Chubby, the kids that worked with the AV squad.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I remember my first Chubby. We're not having class today. Woo, it's a film.

Speaker 4

Let's see oh other strange and notable events. Oh yeah, son of Sam, serial killer, terrorizes New York.

Speaker 3

City.

Speaker 4

David Berkowitz Arrest in August ends a year of fear in the city. Son of Sam, that's not bad, isn't that something? Let's see. Then we had France bans a Concorde from Paris-New York route due to noise complaints and environmental concerns.

Speaker 3

They were screaming about it.

Speaker 4

then Disco continues in its rise, with the Bee Gees, donna Summer and more dominating the airwaves, which we'll probably discuss that later too. Any other ones? Let's see Gas prices.

Speaker 3

Tom oh boy Gas, well and just.

Speaker 4

Average 62 cents a gallon.

Speaker 3

And now it's only 280. Yeah, mine went up to 280.

Speaker 4

It was 265. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, what's up? Fourth of July? Yeah.

Speaker 3

That might be it, or hear me out. We have to change to the summer gas. It costs me Winter fuel and the summer gas. It costs more.

Speaker 4

Yeah, the winter fuel and the summer fuel.

Speaker 3

Isn't that the crock? Are we listening to this? This is dumb Anyway.

Speaker 4

Yeah, so let's see. The energy crisis from early in the 70s was still fresh and Americans were adjusting to higher fuel prices, downsized cars and gas-saving tips. The Department of Energy was created that year to tackle energy concerns. That's where the mistake happened Carpool and cars are starting to shift from big V8s to smaller, more efficient models Dumbasses, toys.

Speaker 3

Dumbasses.

Speaker 4

You're a dumbass. Okay, we got fashion trends of 1977. Flared jeans, bell-bottoms were everywhere. Polyester, polyester too 1977. Lared jeans, bell bottoms were everywhere, polyester shoes, only thing worse about that is, if you caught on fire, it was over for you. Yeah, because it would melt right on you. Melt right on, yeah. Disco fashion took over Glitter gold.

Speaker 3

Yeah, let's all have unicorns and dance around Someone here had platform shoes.

Speaker 4

I think Disco Did you have platform shoes?

Speaker 3

I did at one time. That's why.

Speaker 4

I'm making fun of you right now.

Speaker 3

I know, I don't even, I don't even Afro is in feathered hair. Oh wait a minute.

Speaker 4

I did have the feathered hair.

Speaker 3

I did have the afro.

Speaker 4

Not really, I had curly hair, but I made it go. I had to fuck with it. Track suits People are still wearing them, fucking things.

Speaker 3

What is a track suit? Is that like you're running track? Yeah, and you?

Speaker 4

have the warm-ups. We call them the warm-ups.

Speaker 3

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4

I remember Kids wore underoos Superhero-themed underwear.

Speaker 3

They had animals too. Oh, those are garanimals, Garanimals and underoos, Underoos. Yeah, I remember Underoos.

Top 40 Music Countdown of 1977

Speaker 4

All right, all this kind of stuff we get into our music now, let's see, let's do top 40, then America's top 40. All right, we're going to start from 40 and work our way down. Yes, all right, enjoy Yourself, the Jacksons. Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, okay.

Speaker 2

That was number 40.

Speaker 4

All right Dreams. Fleetwood Mac, number 39. Dreams no, that's not it. Oh, nope, nope, not close, all right, 38. So Into you, atlanta Rhythm Section. I am so into you, not you.

Speaker 3

Okay, easy there. Yeah, let's not sing these songs.

Speaker 4

Looks like we made it. Looks like we made it. Don't look at me when you sing that, though. I'm sorry, that's just weird.

Speaker 3

Eye contact. That's what I was talking about.

Speaker 4

Blinded by the light. Man for Man's Earth. Band yeah 35,. I've Got Love on my Mind, natalie Cole. Yeah, I bet she did 34, right time of the night. Jennifer wants to run. We ought not be. Yeah, Daniel gets upset. Easy by the Commodores. Easy like a Sunday morning.

Speaker 3

Oh yeah, what's his name off of Idol.

Speaker 4

Yeah, lionel.

Speaker 3

Richie, yeah, dancing on the ceiling. What the hell was he thinking Couldn't get?

Speaker 4

it right. Number 32, Climax Blues Band 31. One you and I both love Feels like the first time foreigner. Oh yeah foreigner, stephen Bishop, comes up at 30 with On and On. Oh man, david Soul, which I believe was Hutch Starsky, and Hutch, don't Give Up On Us, don't.

Speaker 3

Give Up On Us. There we go again.

Speaker 4

At 28 we have Steve Miller Band Fly Like an Eagle. I remember that one Do do, do, do, do, do, do, do we're not allowed to play the music.

Speaker 3

So we're going to sing. We're going to sing. Sorry y'all, that's just the way it is.

Speaker 4

You don't have to be a star.

Speaker 3

To be in my show. To be in my show Car Wash.

Speaker 4

Rolls Royce, rolls Royce at 26, the Silvers 25, with Hotline Going on the hotline For your love for your love. Okay, easy there, big fella, Sorry, All right. 24, Leo Sayer, when I Need you.

Speaker 3

When I need you, I just close my eyes and I ought to close my mouth.

Speaker 4

Rich Girl, Daryl Hall and John Oates. You're a rich girl and you're going too far. Okay, 22 Southern Nights, Glenn Campbell.

Speaker 3

Southern Nights.

Speaker 4

Alright 21. Theme from Rocky Gonna Fly Now. Gonna fly now. Is that what they say? That's the lyrics in the song Gonna.

Speaker 3

I would have been making fun of that forever if I'd have known that's all it was.

Speaker 4

Yeah, well, that's one of them songs. Where do I put that lyric? Oh right, here sounds good.

Speaker 3

Yeah, that's like last week or the last week, Whatever? Yeah, do the hustle how y'all making millions off of these songs when you're only saying three words.

Speaker 4

It's the music. Tom it songs when you're only saying three words. It's the music time, it's the music. You've got to feel it. All right At number 19, we have the Eagles Hotel California. Oh, that was scary, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Speaker 3

Here's what I was scared about Stabbed it with their steely knives.

Speaker 4

But you just can't kill the beast. No.

Speaker 3

How do you get away from that? Shoot it. Well, there you go. See, brought a knife to a gunfight, yeah see how.

Speaker 4

About Sir Duke Stevie Wonder? I do love that. I wish those days would come back. All right, do you want to make love, peter McCann? Oh, that wasn't asking. That was a song, number 16, pablo Cruz. What you gonna do when she?

Speaker 3

says goodbye Anyway.

Speaker 4

Yeah, moving on. Alright, electric Light Orchestra Telephone Line. Telephone Line.

Speaker 3

Oh, that one, I thought it was.

Speaker 4

No, no, not that one, oh not that one.

Speaker 3

We'll get to that one later on.

Speaker 4

Okay, okay, jimmy Buffett, margaritaville.

Speaker 3

Yeah, that was a big one I didn't care for.

Speaker 4

Not me either. A lot of people do, though.

Speaker 3

They love that with their drunken shit, all right.

Speaker 2

You Make Me Feel Like Dancing Leo.

Speaker 4

Sayre comes in at 13. Dancing Queen from Abbott number 12. Dancing Queen.

Speaker 3

Yeah, something like that. Strong and lean, she lifts weights all the time. Yeah, strong and lean, she lifts weights, all right.

Speaker 4

Number 11. Casey and the Sunshine Band with I'm your Boogeyman, I'm your boogeyman.

Speaker 3

I'm your boogeyman, I believe.

Speaker 4

Rob Zombie does a remake of that. Really, I'm pretty sure Okay.

Speaker 3

That'd be interesting.

Speaker 4

I might be wrong, but I think that's the song That'd be interesting.

Speaker 3

Okay, how many of interesting.

Speaker 4

But I think that's the song That'd be interesting. Okay, people want to like. Correct us at some time.

Speaker 3

Go right ahead. Feel free, go right on, we don't bite. Yeah, you go right to the website.

Speaker 4

All right. 10. Torn between two lovers. Mary McGregor. Sorry there, buddy. Tom had a little mishap. I said the name of that song while he was drinking his beverage. You all right, bud. This is why we do this. It's the reaction. It's torn between two lovers Feeling like a fool. Loving both of you is breaking all the rules. Wow, All right. Okay, we got number nine. Undercover Angel.

Speaker 3

Alan O'Day, so we went torn between two lovers.

Speaker 4

Undercover Angel All right. Number eight Rita Coolidge with. Your Love has Lifted Me. Your love has lifted me. You're going to laugh. I like this song, don't Leave Me this Way by Thelma Houston, but the only thing that sucks now is well, I won't get into that part, but anyways moving on.

Speaker 3

Wait a minute, don't spark our interest and then walk away. Who's walking?

Speaker 4

away you are. I'm not going to go into that. Yeah, you are.

Speaker 3

You opened that box.

Speaker 4

I don't want to seem like I'm anti-anything at this point. I was okay, yeah, anti. Well, you know, let's put it this way there are a lot of certain parades they have that play that song. I guess it's their theme song Christmas parades. It might be their theme song.

Speaker 3

Christmas parades.

Speaker 4

Yeah, we'll go with that. Okay, Alright, let's see Number six Kenny Nolan I Like Dreamin'. I Like Dreamin', I like dreamin'. Number five Angel in your Arms from Hot, it's the angel in your arms. Let's see Love Theme from A Star is Born from Barbra Streisand.

Speaker 3

See, I don't know that one, I'm not going to sing it. Barbra was weird.

Speaker 4

Yeah, it's kind of a dumb song.

Speaker 3

Well, she was weird. Yeah, she is weird, all right three she was weird. Yeah, she is weird, all right three. Best of my love the emotions. Wait what.

Speaker 4

Best of my love.

Speaker 3

the emotions that wasn't the Eagles.

Speaker 4

That was a different one.

Speaker 3

Oh, you get the best of my love. Nope, different one. That's what that was, the Eagles, no, no, wasn't it?

Speaker 4

Oh, darling, you got the best of mine. That's the Eagles. You got the best of mine. You're singing in a different version. Okay, which is that one? Oh?

Speaker 3

Okay.

Speaker 4

I just want to be your. Everything at number two with Andy Gibb and number one tonight's the night Gonna be all right, rod Stewart.

Speaker 3

That was the top 40. Not from us.

Speaker 4

This is top 40 from All these other stupid sites.

Speaker 3

And they were pretty good. A lot of good songs in there, a lot of good songs in there, but I didn't hear Black Betty.

Speaker 4

You didn't.

Speaker 3

Was it in there or did we miss it? Did I skip over it? I don't know.

Speaker 2

But I just never heard it.

Speaker 3

Oh Black Betty. Oh Black Betty. Sorry it's not in here, miss it. Did I skip over it? I don't know, but I just never heard it, oh, but.

Speaker 4

I'm sorry.

Speaker 3

It's not in here. See, they're silly, not stupid. There's a difference.

Speaker 4

Now, if you want to break down some of the Hotel California song, for instance, we can do that.

Speaker 4

The story of meaning this is not our meaning, nope, not ours. This haunting this is not our meaning, nope, not ours. This haunting classic is often interpreted as a commentary on the hedonistic excess of American life, particularly in California. Imagine that, yeah, imagine that, in the 70s. The lyrics tell the surreal tale of checking into a luxurious hotel where you can check out any time of your life but you can never leave. Ooh, scary Metaphor alert, fun fact.

Speaker 4

Fun fact Don Feldner wrote the iconic guitar riff while messing around with a 12-string. Don Henley called it our interpretation of the high life in LA Legacy. In the 1977 Grammy for Record of the Year. It has been covered and carried endlessly. The dual guitar solo, one of the most legendary of the year. Yeah Dancing Queen actually released in 76, but the song peaked in the US in 77. It's the only song that ABBA had that hit number one in the US. Really, yeah, still played at weddings, retro nights and drag shows. Drag shows Is that where people drag?

Speaker 3

played at weddings, retro nights and drag shows. Drag shows Is that where people drag people? Okay, wait a minute, Wait a minute. How do weddings and drag shows got anything to do with each other? That's not a damn thing. Abba Dancing Wing, come on.

Speaker 4

What did you say? Young and lean. What?

Speaker 3

This is me Green machine Tore out the neighbors, All right we got another one.

Speaker 4

Sir Duke Stevie wrote this joyful jam as a tribute to Duke Ellington and other jazz greats who paved the way. It's a celebration of music itself and you can hear the joy in every horn line. Which is true, it's one of them tunes. Is that the one that Duke? Still used to teach rhythm and brass in music schools and, honestly, it just makes you smile. Let's see.

Speaker 3

Yeah, you know breaking down other songs, a lot of good stuff going on in 77. When I was 10, man, there was so much good stuff going on 77. I was, you were 10? Yeah, I was little. All this stuff really comes flowing back. It's just crazy how you forget stuff and you poke it back, but all of a sudden the song Will jar that memory, will go in the back of your mind and pull out something you never thought about for years. And then all of a sudden you're like wow, I remember this day and when we were riding our bikes out at the sand pits and it was 15 miles from the house and our parents never even worried about us unless we weren't home when the streetlights came on.

Speaker 4

Right right.

Speaker 3

I mean, it was crazy times back then. I enjoyed the hell out of growing up in the 70s. It was so awesome.

Speaker 4

It was, the 70s were great Come on people being outside riding my bike all the time.

Speaker 3

Prove me wrong.

Speaker 4

Tell me your stories of the 70s on our podcast. Think most of our listeners probably our age anyways. So yeah, they can relate. They are any people that are too young that listen. Well, you missed a good time you did miss a great time and you could say well, I couldn't live without this. Back then we knew no different, nope, could, could live with all that shit.

Speaker 3

There wasn't anything there to live without.

Speaker 4

Exactly. I think it's a good time right now to segue into the little dudes. Let them come in and do their little bit, get that over with Okay, all right, and we'll come back and hopefully they're a little nicer this time.

Speaker 3

You just never know what the hell you're going to get.

Speaker 4

Well, yeah, because squeak, yeah, well, something wrong with him there, seriously is. Well, I think it's a well, I mean, have you seen the pictures? He likes his snacks?

Speaker 3

Pip looks like a dapper, young little dude. Well, you know how they say your appetite rules, your attitude Right. Well, there you go.

Pip and Squeak's Food Commentary

Speaker 4

Wow, definitely could have picked up those snacks, though, but anyways, just the way it is. All right, folks, we'll be back in a little bit. All right, here's the little dudes. There you go. Hey, squeak Old Buddy, here we are again man, here we go again.

Speaker 1

Oh boy, oh geez, don't. We are again man, here we go again. Oh boy, oh geez. Don't be so excited, man. Well, I'm pretty excited.

Speaker 1

You don't sound it. Well, well, see what? What? I sound like a. You sound like you're frickin' dead. Well, well, you know what they say about dead people. Oh, what do they say? Well, they're sound dead dumbass. Oh, damn it. Well, yeah, see what's been happening, buddy, oh, not too much.

Speaker 1

Lots of rain, lots and lots of rain. You still living in that stupid little hole in the hill? Not anymore. Why? Well, because the water came out and flooded us all the way. Are we going to go over this? It's pretty funny.

Speaker 1

I told you not to build there. It's hurtful, you know, you did it to yourself. You could have lived closer to the studio. You had that option. Well, well, well, then nobody would have to go pick you up.

Speaker 1

Listen, listen, okay, I'm listening. This is why. Why? Because I read an article in the newspaper the other day. Wait a minute, hold up for one, just one second. I don't mean to interrupt. You read something In a newspaper article. Oh, crap, man. Okay, about, no, you knew how to read Car accidents. Okay, about, no, you knew how to read Car accidents. Okay, happen within 25 miles of where you live. Okay, by God, I moved, I'm not going to have no car. I moved, I don't. Okay, but it can still happen miles from wherever you are. No, I moved, are you not getting this? But you're still. If you're 25 miles from your house or less, you're still in that. It doesn't matter where you moved to, it does matter. Okay, I read the paper where I was. Okay, so if I'm here at the studio, I live here, let's say you live here I said, let's say Hypothetically Okay, okay.

Speaker 1

I'm gonna what? I'm gonna move. I'm 25 miles from here. If I move 50 miles from here, I'm good. No, it's 25 miles from where you are Right, so you move. That doesn't help you. Squeak, sure, it does. No, squeak, squeak. I have a wrench Aunt. Yeah, because Troy's bringing your ass in. Well, he hasn't wrecked and he's got a pretty bad record. I seem to remember someone jumped from the helicopter one time. No, no, he's got a bad record. You don't understand.

Speaker 2

And someone was.

Speaker 1

You remember? Listen back in the day. Okay, since these dumbasses, mike and Tom, are doing this back in the day. Mike and Tom are respectable guys. Mike and Tom are doing this back in the day. Mike and Tom are respectable guys. Mike, tom, exactly. Oh, that made my ears ring.

Speaker 2

Oh sorry.

Speaker 1

I hit a note I shouldn't have, probably when you confused me when you said Mike and Tom are respectable people. They are, they're great. That's what I said, but continue, listen, they were talking about all this old stuff, okay, well, now I don't know where I was going with that. I confused you. Yeah, a little. Excellent, my job is done. That's what it was see, but yeah.

Speaker 4

So you know them.

Speaker 1

Guys are doing stuff from 1977, right, yeah back in the day and it just Now I asked you if you wanted to participate earlier. You said sure. I said let's pick a topic to talk about. Why the hell did it come up to food? I thought you meant partake, not participate. Oh, we're participating in the conversation. Oh, I thought we were partaking. That's why you mentioned food. Well, partaking makes me hungry. It does All right Squeak. So I pulled up some popular foods from 77 for you.

Speaker 2

You pulled up what?

Speaker 1

Just my weenie. Oh, you want to see it? Nope, all right, then Listen. Just my weenie. Oh, you want to see it? Nope, all right, then Listen to me, not again, all right, first off, slim fast, oh, yeah, yeah, that's how stuff made you slim real fast it did. Did you try it? Nope, oh. Then how do you know what it did? I was little already. I was little already. I didn't need that. You were little, but kind of wide. Well, no, no, that was my girlfriend. No, no, no, I think it's you. You're still kind of wide I am.

Speaker 1

Have you not seen the picture we took? Okay, just because I have a different shirt on, it shows my belly. You know, when you're on camera, that count 20 pounds. My belly, ooh, ooh. You know, when you're on camera, it adds 20 pounds. It does. Why do I look the same? You don't.

Speaker 1

Have you looked at your socks? Wait a minute, we're not going there again. You will. My socks are fine. They're covering my feet. They're serving the purpose. Yeah, because if you undid your socks, you'd look like you were turning into a werewolf. What are you? What the hell are you talking about those toes? Are you having a climax? Why are you making fun of my toes. I'm just saying I'm hiding them. That's why we wear socks.

Speaker 1

All right, let me move on to the next food item. Thank you, jelly belly, jelly beans. I love jelly donuts? Yeah, of course you do. These are jelly beans, beans, beans Made out of jelly. Okay, wait a minute. I like cornbread with my beans, not jelly. These are jelly beans.

Speaker 1

Well, that's stupid. Made out of jelly. Yeah, that would be squishy beans. That's not good. People like them. Sweet, really. Yeah, there's different flavors. I suppose they got some kind of stupid-ass flavor like black licorice. Matter of fact, that's one of my favorites. See what you heard me. You knew that. Now wait a minute. Okay, really, yep, delicious. Don't be so proud about that. Why, that's dumb, not really. Yeah, kind of. You know how many people get black licorice and they don't want it. And then I end up getting it. Yeah, that's a bonus for me. Bonus, that's exactly right. That's like getting dirt thrown on you at a damn pitman. Not at all. You should see the stash I have at my house. Yeah, it's a stash I have at my house. Yeah, it's a stash. Anytime you want to come over, I'll give you some. Nope, I'm good. Alright, I'd rather eat testicles. Yeah well, that's another story for another day. I'm going to move on to this one now.

Speaker 1

Mcdonald's breakfast menu expands. Oh, there you go. Mcdonald's rolled out more of its breakfast menu. While the Egg McMuffin debuted earlier. Dumbasses McDonald's breakfast. Hey, egg McMuffin. From what I understand, on those drunk nights when you're out partying, those McDonald's breakfasts came in very handy. Okay, okay, that's fine, they did. This is what I heard, not from experience, well, well, this is from experience. Okay, they don't breakfast pretty damn good when you're drunk, right, okay, but what? They don't. Nothing beat the damn Omelette House Three o'clock in the morning. What about the Waffle House? Omelette House, waffle House, omelet House, waffle House, it's all about the same thing. And listen, if you, I just like the bacon at the Waffle.

Speaker 2

House Well.

Speaker 1

I was talking to this waitress that was at the Waffle House and she was telling me about the lottery and how people are stupid for doing that and everything. And well, I said, well, why, why wouldn't you do the lottery? She said, well, $4 million, what the hell for? Why would I do that? Oh, you're doing so much better here at the damn Waffle House, I guess, because flip a damn burger, well, that's paying the bills. I don't understand the way. Her thinking was that was an honest day's work, yeah, well. And she told me she said, well, maybe, if it got way up there Like way up there, it's $4 million. Well, and then my cousin what an idiot he is, your cousin Vinny. No, oh no, this is a damn dumb cousin.

Speaker 1

Oh, you know how people talk about the lottery and how well, this is what I'd do if I won the lottery. Well, listen to what that dumbass said. What did that dumbass say? Well, okay is what I'd do if I won a lot. Well, listen to what that dumbass said. What did that dumbass say? Well, okay, $4 million. Well, if I won $4 million, I'd do one of two things. I'm listening, okay. First off, if I got $4 million, I can do any damn thing. I want not just one of two things. Well, first thing, I would pay off my Bronco. Okay, or there's an, or yeah, or shingle my roof, put a new roof on this. Why can't he do both? Well, that's what I'm trying to explain. My frickin' cousin is a damn idiot. He doesn't understand. Well, and oh, I put a roof on this house and if there was any left, you got four million dollars. How much is that roof costing you? Well, if there's anything left, what a dumbass. Okay, so we established some of your family members aren't too bright. No, no, they're not. We established this. Yes, we established this.

Speaker 1

All right, so let's move on to the next little snack. I think you'll love this one. This is very good for you. Go right ahead. Your plate and Dan and yogurt what the hell are you talking about? You should have more yogurt.

Speaker 1

Yogurt, yeah, what the hell is yogurt. It's good for you. No, sure is, it's clobbered milk. Okay, no, not. Okay, it's not a flavor. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You get blueberry. Wait, wait, wait, wait, you get pineapple. No, no, no, wait, it's pineapple. No, no, no, no, you've got Cap'n Crunch in a bowl. Okay, okay, you pour clabbered milk in it. Yum, yum, ooh, yogurt. Yum, yum, yum, okay, no, no, it's clabbered milk. Oh shit, I've wasted my Cap'n Crunch.

Speaker 1

You're eating yogurt, though, not Cap'n Crunch. Yeah, yogurt, why would I be? Because it's creamy and delicious. Creamy and delicious Yep, sounds like you're trying to get me on a date or something that was another time. Yeah, well, see, that just doesn't even All right.

Speaker 1

How about fruit roll-ups, greek? How about them? Do you like those? They're a little hard to get off of the roll and stuff. When they get hot, they stick together and, oh, just eat the whole thing. Well, that's crazy. How is it crazy? Well, then they're gone.

Speaker 1

If you unroll them, what are you saving it for? Well, because you don't want to eat it all up. Why, if they're gone, then what are you going to eat? Buy yourself a couple of them, okay, then you eat them all up. And then what? Alright, I'm out. I'm sorry I took this path with you. I really regret it now, do you? Yeah, because it wasn't interesting for me at all listening to you ramble on about food. But I like food, I know you do, but you know what I think. I'm going to cut this now and I'm out. Buddy, what I'll see you next time. Are you out of food? I'm out of everything. Well then, I'm out of here too. All right, buddy Later. Buddy, bye, talk to you later. Have a good life. Hopefully I don't see you again. I mean, I didn't mean that. Wait what?

Speaker 4

Well, bye, bye, I'm going to go. Now, I didn't know what I was saying. Yeah, you're going to go, dad, well, well, well, they found something else to talk about at least food, and complain about at the same time.

Speaker 3

Well, anyway, leave it to Squeak to bring up snacks from that year Squeak Anyway, yeah to Squeak, to bring up snacks from that year. Anyway, oldie Squeak, that's all I can say.

Speaker 4

Yeah well you know, at this point it doesn't even bother me anymore. Now it's just him. Let him do his thing, get a segment over and be on his way.

Albums That Defined 1977

Speaker 3

And I gotta tell you everybody has said we like to hear the little dudes. What happened to the little dudes? Here they are, we're hearing them live.

Speaker 4

There you go. Well, maybe not live, but you're hearing them, so should we get back into music?

Speaker 3

I am ready.

Speaker 4

And then we'll throw in some other little weird tidbits from 77.bits tidbits you would like to go first, any songs in particular that stick out to you well everybody knows and people. These aren't going to be necessarily top 40 songs either. These are songs from that year that Tom and I like.

Speaker 3

Right, and everybody knows that Dr Hook was one of my go-to bands from that era. No People know this.

Speaker 4

I've never heard you speak of this on the podcast, ever.

Speaker 3

Goodness, all right, he has dementia, but anyway, alcohol dementia, but anyway, but alcohol dementia. And we went to this Dr Hook song that was out in the 70s that I personally didn't really care for but I thought it was used to bringing up because it's still Dr Hook, all righty, and it's Walk Right In, sit Right Down.

Speaker 4

That's Dr Hook yeah.

Speaker 3

Walk right in.

Speaker 4

Does he do a cover of that? Is that not?

Speaker 3

somebody's older song Baby, let your hair hang down.

Speaker 4

Is that really their tune? I'm pretty sure it was All right. For some reason I thought it was some oldie song.

Speaker 3

It might have been.

Speaker 4

But they do a version.

Speaker 3

Well, it was an oldies song, whether it's theirs or it was 77.

Speaker 4

It was an oldies. I thought it was something older, but again, it just has that sound to it. It does don't. It Absolutely does, but that was the name of their album.

Speaker 3

That came on anyway. Okay, but yeah, that was one of the songs and it wasn't, like I said, one of my favorites by them, by no means, but they were there.

Speaker 4

Oh, that's why we're doing it. It doesn't have to be.

Speaker 3

Yeah, they were there, it doesn't have to be.

Speaker 4

Oh, that wasn't a top ten song or a top four.

Speaker 3

No, he's a song from that. But it was known. People bought that album and people listened to that song. They loved it.

Speaker 4

So nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 3

There you go. How about you?

Speaker 4

All right, I know we said songs, but as I started going through the list of songs, right, I realized a lot of these. I love the albums, every song on the album.

Speaker 4

Exactly, you buy that album do that song so my first one I'm going to start up no surprise and I believe it came out late in 76, but it kicked ass in 77, was the Eagles' Hotel California. Oh yeah, you know I like to pick that one song, but there's a lot of great songs on that album. That album I could put on and just play the whole thing and be happy.

Speaker 3

That comes later.

Speaker 4

I know we said songs I know we said songs. Hotel California was a classic. I didn't mean to jump in like that, but I love the album.

Speaker 3

Right and see, and the cool thing about it is I was young enough to realize that later on I was going to hear all of those songs off of that album later on and it was going to be great. Every one of them was going to be pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.

Speaker 4

Pow pow Indian. No, no, no, Beef jerky Indian Okay okay, all right, get back to that album, and you know I can honestly say when that came out I actually bought the album. Or let me the cassette.

Speaker 3

Was it? See, when I heard it it was probably a cassette Also. Yeah, at 10 years old we had recorders then you could rent them at the library. It was weird.

Speaker 4

Being 13, going on 14, had a little paper route, so Right, me too, oh mowed lawns. You know stuff kids don't do anymore. Oh, me too On both lawns Stuff.

Speaker 3

kids don't do anymore. Oh, they don't, no. Well, because their parents drive around in a car that barely runs and they'll throw it in your car.

Speaker 4

Here's what I don't understand A lot of these parents we grew up with. Let's say, how did the kids get so effed up?

Speaker 3

Who knows, we didn't grow up that way Because their kids weren't that.

Speaker 4

No, we didn't grow up that way.

Speaker 3

No, so how did their kids?

Speaker 4

You know they didn't. How do you end up pampered? Anyway, we shouldn't go down that road. Whoops, yeah, let's stick to what we're having fun about.

Speaker 3

Almost turned into an animal Sometimes and, like you said, shit it comes out.

Speaker 4

Right. So what's your next song there, tom?

Speaker 3

Oh mine, yeah, let's see here, or album, whatever Well I have. Who remembers Jennifer Warnes?

Speaker 4

That's a chick from. I'm Having the Time of my Life on.

Speaker 3

It might be.

Speaker 4

The Patrick Swayze there movie. What the hell was it? Well, anyway.

Speaker 3

That Patrick Swayze there movie? What the hell was it? No?

Speaker 4

that was Jennifer Grey. No, no, not in the movie, the one that sang the song with that guy.

Speaker 3

I've had the time of the night. Oh, that one. I don't know. It could have been, but this is the right time of the night.

Speaker 4

Okay, I think it's the same lady.

Speaker 3

It's the right time of the night. I remember this song from back in the day because when my sister and her boyfriend at the time were getting married, this was one of those songs that they were going to use as a wedding song, and so it was played like 174 hours a day at my house, Good Lord man. So I remember this song and that's one of our—.

Speaker 4

That's how you take a song that you like to turn into a song that you hate.

Speaker 3

I don't want to hear it anymore, and that is a lot like the song Abracadabra, but that'll come later.

Speaker 4

We don't even have to mention that one. Yeah, let's just go on. Go on and hit a sore spot with your buddy. I guess we move on to my next one. Yeah, what's your next?

Speaker 3

one All right Again.

Speaker 4

Sorry, another album, fleetwood Mac. Rumors Talk about a drama album with a lot of drama, but every song kicks ass, every one of them. To me that's Fleetwood Mac's best album. People can argue that's fine. I'm not a big Fleetwood Mac fanatic so I like it, but I know that Rumors album kicks ass.

Speaker 3

It was a good one for you, really good.

Speaker 4

And again bought that album. I think I still have that album in my little record collection.

Speaker 3

I don't believe. Was that the one that Tusk was on? No, no, that came after Later.

Speaker 4

Oh, that came later on.

Speaker 3

We'll talk about that later, anyway, but yeah, I like Fleetwood Mac.

Speaker 4

But rumors, a lot of songs. There you go, you know what. And before we head out to our other music, I want to interrupt this to talk about our other stuff we wanted to discuss.

Movies, TV Shows, and One-Hit Wonders

Speaker 4

Yep, bring some stuff in Different shit like movies that came out in 77. Yeah, yeah, give a little shout out to some of the movies. So I'll start off with number one Star Wars, episode IV. A New Hope George Lucas movie. Why it Matters changed the film industry forever, launched a massive franchise and introduced the world to lightsabers, the Force and Darth Vader. Box office over $775 million worldwide gross at the time.

Speaker 3

And what's really crazy to me, what's that? If you look it up, how much did that movie take to make Pennies? Probably Pennies on the dollar, not really sure, but that's something we make Pennies, probably Pennies on the dollar.

Speaker 4

Not really sure, but that's something we could actually look up, yeah we could look that up later.

Speaker 3

That's just crazy, because you know that that movie didn't cost that much to make, but it drug in. How many billions of dollars over the years? Right, right, what a franchise.

Speaker 4

Well, Tom, doing our little research. Because that's what we do To answer your question.

Speaker 3

Excuse me, I know it choked me up too.

Speaker 4

The production. The budget altogether approximately $11 million. The wild part. Here's the wild part. Initial budget approved by Fox around $8 million. Wow, final cost after overruns roughly $11 million. Lucas had to fight for every cent and the studio wasn't convinced it would do well. Oh, how wrong they were. And the payoff it earned over $775 million.

Speaker 3

Yep Chokes me up too.

Speaker 4

And over $1.5 billion when adjusted for re-releases and inflation, basically one of the best returns on investments in film history. Wow, lucas also kept merchandising rights and moved. That made him very rich and every kid on earth wanted a lightsaber and an R2-D2 lunchbox Of course they did. Holy crap. Well, that answers that man. That's pretty damn impressive.

Speaker 3

No doubt Because you've got to understand. These people are making movies for pennies, but when they put them out there.

Speaker 4

It's all about advertising. Well, now it just costs too much to make a damn movie Snow White there with what's a bunch of yeah we'll get into that.

Speaker 3

Talk about destroying your legacy Disney. Yeah, what's red and has seven little dents. What's that? Snow White's cherry?

Speaker 4

Can we edit that?

Speaker 3

You don't have to.

Speaker 4

Okay, let's move on to the next movie, Tom Number two Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Great movie.

Speaker 3

I missed the first two, though Close Encounters of the First Kind and the Second Kind.

Speaker 4

Okay, Thoughtful, awe-inspiring take on Alien Contact with a low-iconic five-note musical motif. Yeah, lots of lights. Annie Hall. Woody Allen movie Big one here. Tom, Saturday Night Fever Made disco really really big. John Travolta star.

Speaker 3

Is this where we rant about disco?

Speaker 4

Yeah, we can do a little rant about disco Daniel said something about ranting about disco.

Speaker 3

They're stupid. What are they doing with this big glass ball?

Speaker 4

Having a good time getting down. Come on, half of them are coked out of their minds.

Speaker 2

Studio 54.

Speaker 4

That's right, there you go, all the big happenings.

Speaker 3

You can see pictures of Belushi doing lines and shit, that was blue, bro, let's see Julia.

Speaker 4

What the hell movie is that? What Julia, julia the frickin' I never even heard of that one, I guess. Oh, here's why Jane Fonda's in it. Oh yeah, yeah, we'll skip over that. Yeah, the Goodbye Girl.

Speaker 3

Yeah, that was a good one, actually, I kind of like the song in that yeah, smokey and the Bandit Tom.

Speaker 4

There it is.

Speaker 3

There it is.

Speaker 4

Smokey and the Bandit great movie.

Speaker 3

Some bitches. Some was very smart. Yeah, remind me when I get home. Just slap your bum right in the mouth.

Speaker 4

Jackie Gleason. All right, we got a bridge too far.

Speaker 3

Oh, John Wayne, wasn't it A race ahead?

Speaker 4

I have to admit I've seen that movie. What A race ahead. Oh, what was that? Very strange A race ahead.

Speaker 3

Why it matters, it's a cult classic that lost. I have to admit, I've seen that movie?

Speaker 4

What Eraserhead, oh, what was that? Very strange Eraserhead. Why it matters, it's a cult classic that lost Lynch's career. Surreal, disturbing and unforgettable. Then New York, new York, martin Scorsese, Right, and that was it for movies.

Speaker 3

Yeah, they didn't have too much going on back then.

Speaker 4

They didn't.

Speaker 3

No, not too much, they didn't no.

Speaker 4

Come on, Tom. A lot of the good movies came out then.

Speaker 3

Yeah.

Speaker 4

You want to.

Speaker 3

Godfather, you know, we're here.

Speaker 4

No, we're here. Let's just talk about some television quick, oh.

Speaker 3

I like television.

Speaker 4

Let's see you had Laverne and Shirley. Oh yeah, Spin-off of Happy Days.

Speaker 3

Oh, yeah, okay yeah.

Speaker 4

Yeah, happy days. There we go there. It was Three's Company. Oh yeah, jack, I gotta admit I liked them better with the ropers than Parley.

Speaker 2

Yeah yeah, parley was good.

Speaker 4

But you know, we know, it's Barney.

Speaker 3

Reminds me of a Dale Mandy episode.

Speaker 4

Oh, here we go. Okay, I got it real quick Okay.

Speaker 3

When Andy went over to his girlfriend's house and she had a long lost friend that came over. She's like well, what do you want me to do? He's like, well, I don't know, feed your hunger buzzer. And he got pissed off and he went over there and there old Barney was sitting at the courthouse. And he went over there. He said where's my magazine? He said I'm going home. He said I thought you had a date with Peg. He said I did, but I don't no more. Where's my magazine? You want to talk about it? No, I don't want to talk about it. I want my magazine so I can go home, read, be quiet. So he's like, yeah, she had somebody over there. You know what his name was Don. Can you imagine that, don? I thought that was kind of funny. His name is Don. Yeah, his name is Don. Yeah, that was funny.

Speaker 4

Oh, you got to understand. Tom has a lot of analogies that come from Andy. Anyways, 60 Minutes started. Charlie's Angels, the original Charlie's Angels yeah, 60 Minutes started. Charlie's Angels, the original Charlie's Angels yeah, wow. Farrah Fawcett, kate Jackson, jacqueline Smith, jacqueline Smith, I had the Love Boat launched in 77.

Speaker 3

My Love Boat launched.

Speaker 4

Love, exciting and new.

Speaker 3

Well, when you said, jacqueline Smith, my Love Boat launched.

Speaker 4

Oh, here we go. There's that path. There it is, Tom. It is enough started, oh yeah. Little house on the prairie Michael Landon.

Speaker 3

Really, and Tennessee Island.

Speaker 4

Oh.

Speaker 3

That was this year 77? 77.

Speaker 4

Huh, oh, wait a minute. They continued tugging.

Speaker 3

Oh, I continued.

Speaker 4

No, no, Never never mind, never tugging. Oh, I continue.

Speaker 3

Never mind.

Speaker 4

Never mind, don't say it. Oh, hot strings, I forgot to add that part.

Speaker 3

The best part about a podcast no HR.

Speaker 4

No, there isn't. It's awesome. This is freaking awesome Go ahead. Anyways, that's it. That's some of the TV shows which I thought were pretty cool, pretty cool Laura. Ingalls man.

Speaker 3

A lot of kids lost their virginity to her in their mind.

Speaker 4

I like Mary better she couldn't see you, I know.

Speaker 3

Anyway, here we go again.

Speaker 4

Alright, let's move on back to our music. Back to our music, back in the universe.

Speaker 3

So I mean just to Back to our music, back to our music Back in the U. Oh, never mind. So I mean just to mention everything that, what really gets me about doing these music things. I'm finding that I have evolved toward harmonizing groups. That's a good sound, groups that have good harmonizing. Good sounds together and this Dave and Sugar group. I'm just it's weird because they have that sound.

Speaker 4

You mentioned this earlier to me and I was like what the hell are you talking about? Yeah, Never heard of them.

Speaker 3

Dave and Sugar have a lot of that. It's the harmonizing and Larry Gatlin and the Gatlin Brothers Love is just a game, or All the Gold in California. These things that you hear they're harmonizing, they're so good. I guess that's why I like the bluegrass music.

Speaker 4

That's part of what the Eagles charm is, too Exactly they harmonize.

Speaker 3

They have such a beautiful harmony together, all of them and Blackhawk, one of my favorite groups of all time they just harmonize, they just harmonize and I'm finding, through all this research that we're doing, that I evolved toward the groups that have the harmony. Okay, I get that. It's weird, it's kind of crazy.

Speaker 4

Nothing weird about it at all, tom. Nothing weird at all.

Speaker 3

Yeah listen, look up some of these groups that you don't know. Or if you do know them, they have even songs that I've never heard of and I class myself on oh, I know all those songs. You can't give me songs I've never heard. Well, if you would have gave me Elvis Presley's song Down Under, or whatever it was that came out this year, I would have been stuffed. I have no idea what that is. So I don't know everything about the music.

Speaker 4

None of us do.

Speaker 3

I'm humbled, just don't relate though. I'm humbled by the music.

Speaker 4

Alright, I'm going to move to mine now. Another shocker album, now this one. I heard songs, but I didn't actually receive the album until 78, when I was 15. Right, I remember I had a little party in my basement with my friends and everything, but anyways, meatloaf, bad Outta Hell. Oh man, that whole album, two Outta Three Ain't Bad. Paradise by the Dashboard Light, One of the very best songs in the world.

Speaker 3

Two Outta Three man, two Outta Three man.

Speaker 4

Two out of three. That's a great song. But every emotion on that pretty much all songs go through. All these different Bad Outta Hell. That one's a good song. Oh yeah, motorcycle sound. I know it seems like I'm being weak and not picking songs, but it's hard to watch that album and pick one song that I like. Paradise by the Dashboard is a popular song. Anybody can say that. But that whole album the previous two I mentioned Every song on there pretty much rocks. People can disagree, that's fine, but this is by my picks.

Speaker 3

See, it's just exactly like that.

Speaker 4

And that album to this day. If I listen to any of those songs, it brings back memories. Every album, all kinds of memories, every song, every song on the album, yeah, no matter how I was feeling at that time, what I was going through at that time, whatever, that's one of those albums.

Speaker 3

Medicine, yeah, music, it's medicine. Music is awesome, man. What would we do without it Be?

Speaker 4

fucked. Thank God for music. Yes, yes, don't get me wrong people.

Speaker 3

I like pretty much all calculus and the classical music, but this is the gong we were talking the other day yesterday. We like Celtic music, celtic, celtic, yeah, celtic.

Speaker 4

Celtic. I used to say that too, and it's like no, not the Boston Celtic, it's Celtic. But I like that, especially when it's mixed in with like rock music Right. They just go together. So often.

Speaker 3

Yes, they do have a lot of good stuff together too. There's bands out there that mix that.

Speaker 4

Well, nightwish is a band, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not what you were telling me about. I think there's a lot of bands like that.

Speaker 3

Yes, we had already talked about Nightwish before you remember hearing that song too.

Speaker 4

Last of the Mohicans. I've seen some girl do it on a flute and I was blown away by it, but I remember us talking about the group you just talked about. Nightwish. Nightwish you just talked about Nightwish. Nightwish, we had mentioned those guys before. Oh yeah, and I read one of our podcasts about concerts and stuff.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I remember those guys. You got another one there, tom. I don't have another one, except for the Sunflower.

Speaker 4

Song. Anything you want to talk about.

Speaker 3

The Sunflower Song was Glenn Campbell's Sunflower Good Morning.

Speaker 4

Right, right, I said I don remember the lyrics, but I could think of the music in my head.

Speaker 3

And that's that I just wanted to say a minute. That's why I like doing this stuff, because that song, I hadn't thought about that song probably for 45 years and it just popped up. And then all of a sudden on this radio thing I'm looking up doing some research, bam, I'm like, wait a minute. I remember that song. I loved that song when I was little, right, that's how it works out.

Speaker 3

But yeah, I had no idea, it was Glen Campbell and I like Glen Campbell as much as I do. But there you go, and Charlie Pryde, let's give a shout out to Charlie Pryde.

Speaker 4

Absolutely.

Speaker 3

Now I know who that is, tom yeah and he had a couple in this year too, in 77. Okay, one of them I don't remember, recall it right now, but I do remember he was there. That's awesome then.

Speaker 4

Yeah, all right. Well, of course I'm greedy, obviously if it looks that way, because I just name off these two quick no, go ahead Again albums Styx, grand Illusion, another album that kind of blew me away with the sound. I mean Come Sail Away. It was like, if you listen to that, pretty much baked. It was like a journey.

Speaker 3

I have a story that I think I told. Wait a minute, I do believe I told this story.

Speaker 4

I think so too About your high school, the eighth grade graduation song.

Speaker 3

Oh, that's what it was. Yeah, yeah, Because we brought up one song and you said which one would you like?

Speaker 4

I said, well, I'm going to go with Come Sail Away. That's what it was, it was James Time in a Bottle, if I could spend time in the park. That was the one If. I could spend time in the park, okay, I thought it was the other one, but anyways, we've got a second singer.

Speaker 4

I thought it was one of his other ones, but I do remember you bringing that up Alright Quickly. Foreigner, their first album, that album rocked too. And Tom, I'm going to quickly go to this because you'll appreciate this you were young enough and, I admit, as much as I was getting into rock, I still listen to these guys. Bay City Rollers they came out with an album called it's a Game. Yes, folks, I do have that album too. Not going to lie, these are my Growing pains. It's just songs.

Speaker 3

I like man, you know they had that you Made Me Believe in Magic and the Way I Feel Tonight. But anyways, I figured I'd bring up the Basity Rollers, because we don't give them enough love.

Speaker 4

Yeah, we don't. I mean, that's part of our youth, a soundtrack of our youth also, everybody's got to know the Bas City. Rollers yeah, corny as may be, but hey, I like them, I'm not denying it, I'm not going to lie, and while you, have Bay City Rollers right there. Girls like them, I like them.

Speaker 3

I would like to just slip in a little two or three minutes, Whoa whoa, whoa.

Speaker 4

What are we slipping in? We're not slipping in nothing in here.

Speaker 3

A in nothing in here, a two or three minute retract.

Speaker 4

No, you said that last time.

Speaker 3

This is much better.

Speaker 4

You said that last time too, the Bay.

Speaker 3

City Rollers. I was introduced to them by a friend of mine.

Speaker 4

I guess we're done with our music. We could go on forever about stuff.

Speaker 3

The music just went on and on, and on.

Speaker 4

Did I get a mention, Teddy? Was there any weird toys in that time? I believe there was and I believe I have something for that.

Speaker 3

The toys yeah, oh, you always get to bring up toys.

Speaker 4

You know what, though, Tom One thing we forgot to bring up One-hit wonders.

Speaker 3

There were some one-hit wonders. Yeah, there were.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 4

Undercover Angel Alan O'Day.

Speaker 3

Who in the world is Alan O'Day? Listen, children.

Speaker 4

He hit number one, though damn it.

Speaker 3

Yeah, listen, children. Don't ever think you can't do anything. This guy is nothing but this one song.

Speaker 4

Oh wow. Well, you know it's kind of sad because he wrote hits for others. But I always thought this one has a solo on it. Here we go. Afternoon Delight Still a vocal band.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I can't say stuff. Oh wait a minute.

Speaker 4

Wait a minute, Little note here. Technically released in 76, but peaked in 77. It peaked. Technically released in 76, but peaked in 77. It peaked, it peaked. It's soft, suggestive and iconic. Won a Grammy and then radio silence. Soft and suggestive.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I have something soft and suggestive.

Speaker 4

Yeah, okay, go ahead. What you Gonna Do by Pablo Cruz, oh, what you gonna do? A sunny yacht rock style song that hit number six. But despite other minor hits, they never cracked the top ten. Pablo Cruz had some good songs, though they may not have been number one, but they had some good songs.

Speaker 3

They had to have because I know who they are. That's the key. Well, there you go.

Speaker 4

You've heard of them before. Here we go with Hutch again. Don't give up on us. David Soul, Yep, that Hutch from Starsky. And Hutch Never even dreamed it. This heartfelt ballad hit number one, and then he was back to crime fighting on TV.

Speaker 3

I was this many days old when I realized that.

Speaker 4

I knew that because I heard.

Speaker 3

Don't give up on us, baby. You can be a star Anyway.

Speaker 4

Different lyrics, but you get the melody. Ariel, you remember that one. I took her home with me.

Speaker 3

We watched TV a necuna cello and some guy going steady.

Speaker 4

I started fooling around with the vertical. We got the munchies and we made some spaghetti. Quirky, nerdy love song that climbed into the vertical hole. We got the munchies and we made some spaghetti. Is this a quirky, nerdy love song that climbed into the top 30 cult classic but he never charted again. All right, tom, here it is the Telephone man by Barry Wilson. Oh I, yeah, yeah, and then my fingers did the walking on the telephone man.

Speaker 3

Yeah, because he got it in the bathroom and he got it in the hall and he got it in the hall and he got it in the kitchen and he got it in the wall.

Speaker 4

Pure novelty song full of innuendo and 70s cheek. Yeah, got to number 18, but she remained a one-hit story.

Speaker 3

Wow, yeah, now don't never bring that chick around here again.

Speaker 4

I do like Smoke from a Distant Fire.

Speaker 3

Sanford Townsend, Band you rise from the smoke of a distant fire.

Speaker 4

That's a great song. Yes, it was a good song, this is a really original huh Float On by the Floaters.

Speaker 3

Float On.

Speaker 4

What's your song Floaters? Float On.

Speaker 3

Yeah, we're all floaters, you idiot.

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Speaker 4

Here's one that'll trick you Magic man Heart. Wait, heart wasn't a one-hit wonder, but in 77, the song was their first big one. Just making sure you're paying attention, I saw that I go no. And then, right Time of the Night, jennifer Warnes it's that song.

Speaker 3

Yep, see, I had that on my list.

Speaker 2

Yay me yes you did.

Speaker 3

One hit wonder. One hit wonder. But I remembered the song you do remember the songs.

Speaker 4

And quickly let's give a little shout out to some of these toys from Star Wars again from Sabres last year.

Speaker 3

Oh my goodness, Micronauts, micronauts. Wait a minute, uncle Jim's cabin ain't on his one, is it?

Speaker 4

I haven't seen that yet. Stretch Armstrong on it again. Oh, Mattel's electronic football, oh yeah.

Speaker 3

I remember, why aren't?

Speaker 4

they going after him.

Speaker 3

And everybody's garage has one of those that was in a box that was eat up by damn time. Something would have to be. You can pull it out, I get this man.

Speaker 4

We'll put this for a football.

Speaker 3

Disintegrated.

Speaker 4

Slinky, still going strong. The metal coil from the 40s was still a top seller in the 70s.

Speaker 3

Heck yeah.

Speaker 4

All right, you got Light, bright, still Evil, knievel again. Damn, I wish I had one of those when I was a kid man doing that. I had one of those when I was a kid. Fisher Price Little People play sets Rebels again. Wait a minute and Simon from Milton Brown.

Speaker 3

Surely we didn't have a Little People play set. No, that's why half the people in America are freaking, messed up now probably.

Speaker 4

Because Little People, little People did it.

Speaker 3

Is that a Little People play set? No, I'm playing with Little People. No, but it's for the Little People, did it? Is that a Little People play set?

Speaker 4

No, I'm playing with Little People? No, but it's for the Little People.

Speaker 3

Oh, oh, oh.

Speaker 4

Not Little Little People, not midgets, oh Little.

Speaker 3

People.

Speaker 4

Oh yeah, Dwarves.

Speaker 3

Yeah, fairies.

Speaker 4

Horizontally stunted.

Speaker 3

Oh, yeah, yeah, Is that better. Yeah, because I dated one one time.

Speaker 4

Okay.

Speaker 3

And she was going to sue the city, did she? Yeah, well, they built the sidewalk too close to her ass. Oh, that sounds sad, tom.

Speaker 4

It was sad. So on that note, tom, I think we're going to end this podcast for this week. Really yeah, I think we're going to end it now, bud. Podcast for this week. Really yeah, I think we're going to end it now, bud. I think, before you go too far the other way.

Speaker 3

I was the other way once.

Speaker 4

That's alright. Anyways, folks, we want you to listen to us on all our sites. Let's see Amazon, iheart, deezer, deepcastfm, buzzsprout. Don't forget our website, mtalp5.com. Check that out, please. Everybody. Go to that site. But hey, we're on all different platforms. Daniel will probably fill you in at the end anyways, because sometimes we're idiots and forget shit. But I thought any last comments there, tom Well.

Speaker 3

I'd just like to invite everybody to tune in to next time when we talk about 1978. Yes, this is correct.

Speaker 4

And when we come back it's getting better. I mean not that these songs are bad.

Speaker 3

That's not what I mean.

Speaker 4

God, no, now we're getting in songs that well, especially for me each, each week.

Speaker 3

It gets better and better and better as we go on. But, yeah, tune in and make sure you listen to that. And, as always, I'd like to thank God for the gift of Gab.

Speaker 4

All right, tom, and that note. Everyone take care. God bless and later See ya.

Speaker 2

Well, folks, you've done it again. You survived another episode of the MT Alternative Podcast hosted by Mike and Tom, the undisputed kings of half-remembered facts and full-blown tangents. Thank you, else. Can I subject myself to this weekly carnival of chaos? You're in luck or not, depending on your taste in audio pain.

Speaker 2

You can find the MT Alternative Podcast on Spotify, apple Podcasts, iheartradio, google Podcasts, audible, amazon Music, deezer FM, deepcast FM, pocket Casts, stitcher, buzzsprout and, of course, on the mothership itself, at mentaltpodcom, because nothing says professional operation like a site that still has a coming soon page for merch since 2022. And next week, buckle up, because Mike and Tom are rolling into 1978, the year of grease, glitter and gas shortages. Will they stay on topic? Will Tom bring up his perm again? Will Mike cry over a Bee Gees track? Only time will tell. I'm Daniel, your presenter and emotional support human, reminding you to tune in or don't. I'm not your mum, but if you do, bring snacks and low expectations, see you next week on the MT Alternative Podcast, where history and nonsense hold hands and skip into oblivion. Thank you.

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