Defense Wins Games, Snacks Win Hearts

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Super Bowl Preview And Predictions

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Yeah, so I tried to get it up last night. Hello. Tom dug his way out. It didn't take much. I mean it pretty much melted by now, so we're good.

SPEAKER_03 1:39

So what's going on, bud? Not too much. What's up with you?

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Oh, not a hell of a lot. Waiting for the Super Bowl tomorrow.

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Yeah.

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Hanging around there, seeing what's going to happen. Exactly. We'll see what happens.

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Sure, gotta pull for AFC.

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Yes. Well, it depends on who's playing. Well, there's not always gonna be the AFC. Depends. There's some teams I don't like. Oh, well, yeah, but like, why would I want to root for Denver? Well, because I'm joking. What if the Jets or Miami are in it? I ain't rooting for them. Nope. Who's ever on the other side that I'll root for? Any other teams? Yes, I'll root for the AFC. Yeah. Okay. Well, Raiders, no. Oh, see? It's two. Kansas City, no. What about the Chargers?

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They're usually not up there. This year we did. Yeah, but anyways. We know what happened. All the AFC West was pretty tough this year.

Defense, Special Teams, And Score Debates

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Except for Raiders. Raiders. Yeah. Poor Raiders. Yeah. But uh hopefully it's a good game tomorrow, I'm hoping on it anyways. Seattle's gonna be a tough out. Yep. But I I have a feeling I really do have a good feeling it's well, not a good feeling, just a feeling it's gonna be a defensive battle more than anything. And maybe Sam Darnold will see Ghost again, like when he was with the Jets.

SPEAKER_03 3:15

Wait, so back up a bit so you figure it'll be a defensive game, meaning low score?

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Yeah.

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Everybody else is saying like twenty some points.

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I'm figuring low twenties. Maybe twenty-one seventeen. In the twenty-four-twenty.

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Yeah. In the uh pole that I'm in.

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All right.

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That's what I picked.

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Everybody said I was an idiot, but it's not far from what I just said.

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But if it's if it's a defensive, yeah, but if it's a defensive game, then you gotta worry about if it's gonna be a good one.

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I don't mean like uh the shit fest show that Denver and the Patriots put on in the championship. That's not what I'm talking about.

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Right, right, right.

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I mean that was kind of crappy. Like I said, that whole game would have been with the weather the way it was. I okay, that makes sense.

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Exactly.

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Nothing.

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Nothing happened.

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I think I just we laughed at teams that are not prepared for the elements. You're in Denver. New England. You play.

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Both teams. Yeah. And they can say it was a backup quarterback, but listen, he's making this much money. He is still on the team. He has to perform.

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It's true. It's true. But uh let's see. What else has happened this week? Anything spectacular?

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Let's see.

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Little little shocker at work. Our boss will be leaving us.

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Yeah. I don't even want to talk about it really.

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Hits me in a small spot.

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Right on top of my head.

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Your pancreas? No? No, okay. Pancreas is safe? Okay. Let's not go anymore. That's right. You just keep that mouth closed, Tom. So who do you got in the game? You rather gotta root for the Pats.

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Uh uh.

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Yes.

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Hmm. Okay, interesting.

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I am. Because I don't like it.

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How do you see the game cut coming down?

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In my opinion, I think Seattle is gonna depend on their defense so bad that it's just I I think the Patriots have got something to pick apart.

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Well, like I said, the defense has come, but see, the defense has come up strong in the playoffs. But the offense is kind of kiltered.

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Here's here's the I mean they can roll. I think here's the the the balance difference is special teams. There's gonna be a kickoff return, a punt return, a block punt, something in the mix in special teams.

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Oh, hopefully it'd be nice, Mark. I think that's what it's got. That'd be freaking awesome.

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I think that's what's coming, so yeah.

Odd News: Meat Heist And Rogue Pizza Maker

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Well, we'll move on for football. We'll talk more about football later.

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Yep.

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I was reading some weird shit online just like you know last time, always looking up strange ass crap. Right? I found a story here that you'd be interested in. Yeah, a little story. Okay. All right. Florida's great meat heist. This supposedly happened this week. Meat heist. Yeah. A man allegedly, allegedly.

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Right, right, right.

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Stole thirty five hundred dollars worth of meat from a grocery store, but then tossed it all away when he showed up at his girlfriend's house and saw her with another man. Okay. I have questions, but I'm gonna let you go. Is losing is seeing your woman with another man worth getting rid of all that meat?

SPEAKER_03 7:17

Yeah, that's what I thought, Tom. Yeah, B2. What kind of meat are we talking about? Just hamburgers? Steak. Oh, shh.

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So you got home and you seen the missus with another man. Yep. I mean, I'm sure there's things you want to do, but you're not getting rid of them, you're not throwing the meat out. Nope. Hell no, you're gonna have that later.

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You damn right.

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All right. How about uh this ex-pizza guy turned Steve into an entrepreneur? A former little Caesars employee in North Carolina allegedly broke into a restaurant, made pizzas, and sold them to customers. What? Did he pocket the money?

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Where did the money come from?

Somber Headline And Media Skepticism

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Did he did he pocket the money? Did he just give up pizza? Did he was he like a good model employee? That's pretty cool. All right. On a somber note, though. What? Today's show host My Flather remains Savannah Guthrie's mom. Oh, right. That sucks, man. Yeah. Something's weird about this whole story.

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It is.

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It's just I mean, with the supposedly with the ransom notes and the not ransom notes or what I don't know. Nothing too. That's a sad situation, though. That sucks.

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Y'all do your own research on that. Yeah. Don't you know?

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I mean, it's on the news, folks.

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It just it's just fucking story. Don't listen to the news. Do your own research, please.

Science Bites And UFO Chatter

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Remember, it's a human being, folks. We don't care what your politics are anything. When it comes to that shit, it shouldn't even matter. Exactly. All right, here we go. Yeah. Bonus bites, science and on trends. Termit politics and consciousness debates. Researchers found that termites became social by losing genes rather than gaining them. They wear genes?

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No. They lose them.

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So that they must have been wearing genes to lose them.

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Well yes, perfectly good explanation.

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Oh. AI versus human creativity test. A large study showed that this AI can beat average humans at creativity test. Huh.

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Why would you use AI? Well, because my creativity isn't. Okay.

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How about crime of the century? Did you say that guy that stole all that meat? Was that what crime of the century? Or did he get rid of it? And he tossed it.

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Yes, he tossed it.

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That's worse, right? Yeah. You stole it. Stealing is bad. Right. Then you threw it away. That's even worse. I don't know.

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What are people thinking?

Travel Tangent And Failed Gatlinburg Story

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Oh, you have both sightings in multiple countries. Multiple. I wonder who you see in these. How come I never see these? What? Yeah. Yeah. Multiple? Lots.

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Lots. Multiple countries.

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In China, a woman reportedly adjusted a traffic mirror to fix her luck. What? And ended up causing a series of car accidents because drivers couldn't see around a curve. Oh, it must have been one of those mirrors that are up for a curve. Yep. She got on adjusted.

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She's yep. And bam.

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Ow. Let me fix this. Yeah, well, uh, she got fixed. Shouldn't have done that, ma'am. Silly ass bitch. Silly. Uh, you had a Gatlinburg trip you were telling me about. Uh Gallenberg trip, yeah. Started to tell me about it earlier.

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Yeah. Did you forget already? Yeah, kinda probably. Holy shit.

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Chewing tobacco stories.

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Yeah. Back in the day.

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With somebody that is no longer with us anymore?

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Yeah, back in the day. I went to Gallenberg, and that was the time when I used to chew tobacco.

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Okay. Is this revel uh relevant to the story?

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To what story?

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Story is it that you were gonna tell about Gallenberg?

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Yeah, this is the story I'm telling about Gallenberg. You just chewed tobacco and that's it? Went to the tobacco store. There was all kinds of different tobaccos.

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Okay.

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And we chewed different kinds.

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Okay.

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Yeah. And we'd spit. And it was That doesn't sound like a damn good story at all. It was nasty. My goodness. Yeah. That's what I was saying. That's not a good story. That was back in the day, though. I know, but you I used to chew tobacco and make up shit to go in the story.

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When is a backstory needed? You don't bring your backstory up? I I don't get the story. Oh. Well the backstory. People I'm interested in is you chew tobacco and you spit.

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Chew to back and chew tobacco. People don't give a shit. Anyway. The story was the story was This is where I let Tom sink or swim. No, he's on his own phone. I'm gonna sit back. No. I understand what the story is. The story is. I have no idea. I really don't even know.

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What the hell happened, Tom?

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I don't know, Mike.

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Goodness gracious.

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I had a fucking shot.

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Don't worry, Tom. I won't let you sink.

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Thank you.

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I won't let you. You're struggling enough. I've seen the sweat dripping from your portion. Won't do that to you, bud. Thank you. We'll just forget that story was ever mentioned or those that little trivia I guess you gave us about.

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Hey, speaking of trivia.

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Yeah.

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That could be one of the trivia things. Hey, what were they talking about? Blah, blah, blah, blah. Nobody knows. Who knows? Who knows?

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Okay. So, anyways, moving on. Thank you. This is why Tom cannot be captive the helmet times. Not all the time.

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I wear a helmet. He does wear a helmet. Oh, sometimes. When there's danger.

Character Drop-In: Pip And Squeak Return

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Danger? So, anyways, um before we move on, I think it's time to let the little dudes come in. Yep. They're back here in the studio. Pip looks very tan. Yeah.

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Well, he did very much.

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Look like he had been somewhere exotic. Yeah, have you got a chance to talk to him? And uh squeak, well squeak, squeak.

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Miserable as usual. He looks like he's been out in the garden.

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But uh, anyways, folks, uh the little dudes will be back after they're done, I guess. Yeah, maybe we'll see what happens.

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We'll see what happens.

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Well, squeak, what's going on, buddy? Long time. Hey, hey yeah, it's been a minute. Yeah, a minute. Colder than shit out of here. I don't know what happens. It's been beautiful. I've been living quite the life. Did I tell you I went to a Caribbean island? Hell yeah. She took me to a Caribbean island. Yes. Oh, well. Didn't you hear what I just said? Yeah, okay. Um, but the lesson is having a good time, so I was with my liquor store. I said, Hey, let's just take that. Yeah, she said, Well, I don't like the ladies. Never mind. She said, stupid story. It was a stupid story, that's what I'm saying. Anyway, it seemed that I got lucky and get out of here at the right time. And this is the ice storm, this is the snow. Let me tell you eighty-three degrees every day. Tropical breeze. Yeah. It was awesome. Okay. What did you do? Twelve. Twelve. Okay. Well, you know. Well, um, because it's not this way. If you run it well, let's say it does that next week. Well, what's the legitimate? Well, maybe, maybe I'm on this. Maybe get rid of the extension to get someone at times. You want me to live on it? No, I'm saying upgrade your electrical, so you can be more self-sufficient. Selfishly. What do you say? I'm a bull example of a little dude. I am a little dude, bull. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. Okay, let's see what I'm gonna do to help you out. Okay, really good thing. They're gonna help you out. They're gonna be gonna give you a homemade. Living away, okay. Okay. Okay. Well, you want me to talk about my credit chip? I know. Yeah, I can go back to that. Maybe if I give you in detail, you're not willing to feel like you were there. I don't think you already have it. Okay. You had a great time. I had a great time.

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Okay.

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This isn't somebody in the shadow. This is so it's okay. This is two weeks of fun in the sun. Okay. I don't want to. Okay, well, another thing I learned in the Caribbean. So I don't believe. No, I don't believe. Let me put a back in the house. He wasn't supposed to be out. Uh-oh. Well, maybe uh that's not part of the uh agreement. No, I agree. Anyhow. Good to see that those two guys are back in the studio together. It was a little smiley little kid. It was a smiley little kid with him. Don't you know these people? It's been good seeing you again, but uh my Uber driver's waiting for me. I gotta get going here. Remember when that Uber driver killed that one over kill, but good luck with your run, huh? Squeak. Anyways, people, until next time. Later. See ya.

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Well, uh, I guess Pip had a great vacation in the Caribbean. Sure he did.

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And uh Squeak had a miserable remembrance of what happened. Yeah. Did you know he had a brother-in-law? Well, we try to forget about him.

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I I gotta admit, I thought those were Jehovah's Witness talking to Squeak out there in the parking lot.

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That was him.

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Yeah. That little scrawny kid there.

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Yeah, well, anyway.

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So you didn't know this? Are they living in the hole too?

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Or well they they go hold a hole with So you've seen these people before. Up in trees and things like that.

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Like the Keebla Revs? Who knows what they do?

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Anyways. Yeah.

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So let's get back to our Super Bowl themed.

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Yes, Super Bowl.

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We're done with the ice, we're done with the snow for a little bit. It's supposed to be in the 60s this week, Tom.

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Yeah.

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65 on Tuesday. Yay! You like Super Bowl parties, Tom? You like snacks? You love snacks. Love snacks. Here's some of the people's favorites. Not our favorites. Right. Classic game day favorites. These are your classic ones. Little smokies. Buff no buffalo wings.

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Oh, right, right, right.

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Everybody loves buffalo wings. Everybody loves buffalo. Does go with football.

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Yeah, yeah. Pizza.

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I love pizza.

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Me too. I have peach.

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Nachos.

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Oh.

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Lots of cheese. Cheese, lots of cheese. And all that other thing. Yes, exactly.

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Yes.

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Loaded fries. Oh. I know, really, think of that as a super bowl. Party stuff. But yeah, I'll eat it. Yeah. No, I am not a fan of guacamole dip. Oh, I do. Salsa? I'll eat salsa all day. Guacamole? No. Yep. Okay, so in cheese dips, I like that. Yeah. Anything that's good. We'll do that. I do buffalo chicken dip. Yeah. Yeah. See, so far the only one here is guacamole. Not a fan of it.

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I'm a fan of avocados. I do love me avocados. Layered or veggie dips? I don't care if they're laid or veggie dipped. I like avocados.

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All right. Finger foods and bite-sized hits. Let's see. Sliders? Yes. Mini burgers or pulled pork sliders?

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Wait a minute. What were we pulling sliding?

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Pulled pork. Pork. Oh, oh.

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Yeah, like oink oink.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good.

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That's good.

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Pigs in a blanket. Yeah. Oh, blanket. Shit out of that, too. Yeah. Jalapeno poppers and stuffed bites, yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right.

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Jalapeno poppers are awesome. Right. If they're stuffed with the right cheese. You like cream cheese. No, I don't.

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Tom loves cream cheese. No cream cheese. What kind of cheese are we talking?

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Cheddar. Okay, cheddar. Cheddar jack? Cheddar jack. Any kind of cheese other than cream cheese. Goat cheese? No.

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You said any kind of cheese.

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Well, not that.

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All right. Let's move on then. Chicken tenders or tender variants. What are tender variants?

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Tenders of chicken that might have been something else at one point.

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Well, that doesn't sound good. Nope. How about chicken tender? Oh, it's a kid friendly meal. That's a what? Kid friendly. I eat that shit. Am I a kid? Kid printed? No, kid friendly. Oh. Friendly. Kid friendly. Yes. How about popcorn and uh other snack mixes like Check mix? You like spiced nuts. Oh. See? Tom's a lover of nuts.

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Various kinds.

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Yeah. Okay. How about some sweet treats? We have brownies, cookies, sweet dips. No? Not those kind of nuts. How about brownies though? Brownies are good. Oh, brownies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brownies and cookies? Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I can do a brownie cookie.

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Do you know any uh strange traditions at all that people do for Super Bowl, besides just watch the game? Nah, a lot of uh do you have superstitious rituals with watching your team? When I'm gonna get sticky, yeah. Not just a regular football game. Right. Your team's playing. Me, it's the same hat, same shirt. Gotta be and do not wash it ever. Oh, I washed my shirt. No. Well, it worked fine this season. Well. So my thing is my shirt had to be washed, or else they would have lost. See? I didn't wash it that one time and they lost. Well, see. See?

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That's just I was that Buffalo game. Yeah, but see, that's that's your superstition. That's it went wrong. Okay, that's all superstition says no.

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Okay. So you don't wash your shirt. Did you wash it when they played the Patriots? No. And no, there you go. Should have washed it. Probably would have won. See? See how you want to hurt somebody? All right. How about uh? Here's the one I like. I agree with this one. Silence during the game. Silence the lambs? I'm watching a frickin' game. I'm not there to be chit-chatty. I'm there to watch the Super Bowl. Right, right. Especially if it's my team.

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Do I give a shit whether the broccoli sprouts are frickin'?

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I have a Super Bowl party just for woo-hoo, wee! Super Bowl party, all my friends are. No, watch the fucking game. I want a corona. We'll get to those later, though, about the parties and shit. Alright, how about superstitious snack choices? I don't have any of those. I just eat whatever. Lots of dips. And it doesn't have to be a certain food. Nope. Let's say. Sometimes you want to know how long the anthem's gonna go. I don't really give a shit about that. All right. Here's what people do they make games. Super Bowl commercial bingo. Yeah. Making bingo cards with common ad tripes, celebrity cameos, puppies, talking animals, etc. Winner gets bragging rights or beer. I added the beer in. I'd rather have beer.

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I'd rather have beer.

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What is this? Where I work? Get little trinkets of shit? Give me beer. How about a halftime lip sync battle? Yeah. People do this shit. A lip sync battle. Instead of just watching the halftime show, you folks can have guests compete doing their best renditions of pastime halftime performance.

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Woo! Sounds like a damn good time. Hey, here's my rendition of Mad Bunny. Bad Bunny. Oh, no, no. Is it bad or mad? It's bad. It's bad bunny. Oh, I thought they were saying mad, like I need to give him a shot. He's mad? Because he's got rabies. Is he dirty bunny? Yeah, you fucker. Anyway. Here's my rendition. Let's all just flip over the station.

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Go to TPUSA's. Yeah. Watch their halftime show.

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See what they got going on.

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Come on, America. Yeah. Anyway, moving on. Okay. Signature team cocktails. You can design your own team drink. I wouldn't do that, but I know some people are into that shit. Interactive prop bet trackboard. Were you bet with your friends at the old Super Bowl party? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See? You get a bad bunny inspired watch party. Yeah, what? We won't be doing that. Again, TP USA. Yep. Gag extraditions. People bring silly, lighthearted guests for guests, goofy tomb-related items or inside jokes, and give them out mid-party. All right. People do the Super Bowl Square on the pools. They've had that pool, football charades and trivia. These are things I don't do. Yeah, that's kind of it. What else we got? Oh, oh, my favorite. My favorite going to Super Bowl parties. My favorite. What is it? Not really watching the game. Why are we here then? Let's let's talk to the game. Game's on. But someone, oh, that's just like background noise for them. I've been to a Super Bowl party before when this happened. I left at halftime. My team was playing. I'm not going to sit and chit-chat and hear kids running around screaming. No, I'm there to watch the game. I appreciate you inviting me over. Thank you very much.

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Exactly.

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What do you think of commercials? Some of the commercials in the old days were pretty damn good. They were. I know you still watch sometimes the commercials. I just haven't watched it.

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Now they're they're kind of cheesy and everything, but there's this.

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There used to be some great ones.

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Yeah, there's there now there's a big Budweiser commercial that's leaked there or something. Oh, it's with the Clagsdales? Yeah. It's a cool commercial.

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Did they get out of being woke, though? That's my question. That's kind of what it leads to s to see. Should have just stayed the way they were in the first place. Didn't tell them what side they were on or anything. Yeah, exactly. Jump to the wrong guest. That's why we're not doing this.

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Yep. To see this commercial, though, it really did make a lot of difference than what they used to be. Okay. If it's easy to Okay. Yeah.

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You're not making sense, but that's all right, Tom. I'm trying to be politically correct here. That's why we should get off these subjects altogether.

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Yeah, exactly. Sorry.

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All right. Super Bowl pet peeves.

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Yeah. So did you watch Tom and Jerry last week?

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No, but I'm going over this. Overcrowded and uncomfortable spaces. That doesn't bother me much. As long as the people are right. Yeah. Terrible food or gross potluck contributions been there. What the hell is this? Too much pressure to drink. I don't think I've ever had that problem. And if people are giving me drinks, I'm drinking.

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Yeah.

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What's pressure? Is this free? Yes. Oh, give it to me.

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Pressure me, please.

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Or someone with a shitty TV. Get there and it's a little TV and nobody's paying attention or they're streaming it and the Wi-Fi goes out. That's something that pisses you off. Awkward social directions. No, that's why I don't go to parties if I don't know people. Nope. Social pressure and anxiety. Why would you go to a party then?

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If you're having social anxiety, don't go.

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Expectations, financial strain, apartlock chaos, cleanup after, long game wait.

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Chaos and cleanup after. That's my thing.

Commercials, Culture, And Party Gripes

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Things I hate about going to a Super Bowl party. This is, yeah, the host who really doesn't care about football. Cool. Love that you invited all these 25 people to watch the game. You turned into background noise for your charcuterie. What the hell is that? What is a chiccutry? I know what it is. I can't say the damn word. It's a freaking little thing, a plate like tray where you get cheese, crackers, pepperonis, and all kinds of stupid meat. They gotta give it a stupid name. I just say cheese platter.

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Here's my platter.

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Cheese platter. Take some. Never get used to that damn name. Anyways, that one TV. There's always a one TV. It's mounted too high, too far away. Well or angled differently. Yeah. Anyways, displacement of TVs and whatnot. That sucks. And just going to Super Bowl. If I'm going to watch my team, I'll be honest, I'd rather be at my own house. Yep. Sitting there watching it. I'm not a good person to watch my team with, not at all.

SPEAKER_03 36:54

Get up and go to the bathroom and not have to stand in line and get your snacks right there for you.

SPEAKER_02 36:59

Yep. But yeah, so I'm looking forward to the game. I am win or lose. Patriots, hey, had a great season. I'm not gonna complain. Nope. They made it. Both of us both uh we have no reason to complain about either.

SPEAKER_03 37:13

Proud of my team. Heck yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:15

Both credit to the AFC Championship. Only one that could go on, obviously. And it's just the way it is. But uh yeah, so I'm hoping for a great game, anyways, at least. Yep. The only thing that sucks is getting up to go to work the next day. Yeah. But hey, the good thing is, like I said, we won our Super Bowls. If we lose, I won't lose sleep over it again. Good season.

SPEAKER_03 37:36

But uh, no doubt.

SPEAKER_02 37:38

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 37:38

Anything else you want to add before we uh sign off there, Tom? No, I'd just like to thank everybody for listening and thank God for the gift of Gab.

SPEAKER_02 37:48

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