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This or That: Three Friends Choose Between Life's Alternatives

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What do our everyday choices reveal about who we really are? In this compelling exploration of personal preferences, three friends with vastly different backgrounds—a lawyer, an engineer, and a school superintendent—engage in a revealing game of "This or That" that uncovers surprising insights about human nature.

The conversation starts with lighthearted debates over divisive topics like pineapple on pizza versus candy corn and quickly evolves into deeper territory. When asked whether they'd prefer to know how they'll die or when, all three agree on wanting to know when—but for fascinatingly different reasons. One friend suggests he'd use the knowledge to live more adventurously, while another values the certainty despite the limitations it would impose.

Perhaps the most thought-provoking moment comes when discussing whether humans are inherently good or evil. One friend reluctantly concludes that while he desperately wants to believe people are good, societal changes and technology have shifted the balance to "51% evil." This sparks a candid conversation about how anonymity behind screens enables behavior people would never engage in face-to-face.

From practical choices like fixing dinner at home versus takeout to philosophical questions about standing out versus fitting in, each preference reveals something meaningful about personality, values, and worldview. The disagreements highlight how three people can view the same choice through completely different lenses based on their experiences and perspectives.

Whether you're fascinated by human psychology or simply enjoy hearing authentic conversations between long-time friends, this episode offers both entertainment and insight into how the smallest preferences can illuminate our deepest values. What would your answers reveal about you? Join the conversation and consider what your own choices might say about who you truly are.

Speaker 2:

three guys around a table and by three guys.

Speaker 3:

We're talking about three friends a lawyer, an engineer and a school superintendent and just like our personalities, our opinions vary and we certainly don't always agree. Whether we're discussing the best of or giving our tips and tricks of, things in everyday life, you're sure to learn something if you stick around. The beatles kind of said it for us boys hello, goodbye. The beatles.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I say no, that's not at all what we're talking about, kind of sort is hello, goodbye.

Speaker 3:

It's kind of an oxymoron. We're gonna do a little game today. Our uh, our loyal fans seem to really like what uh, producer melon came up with last time, and today we're gonna kind of take it to another level. Today, we, we're going to play a little bit of this or that, and there's no restriction. It's not just related to food, like we've done in the past. It's not related to vacations, it's not related to anything else. It is this or that, and we're going to go deep. We've already talked about a few prior to hitting record. Hitting record probably a good thing.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 3:

But anyhow we're going to go this or that, it's going to be a round robin round the table.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and I will say this is a or that. It's kind of a takeoff of a Producer Mellon recommendation.

Speaker 3:

Absolutely.

Speaker 2:

He mentioned one called One or the Other, and then he had a bunch of examples of, I mean, his were like really professional things.

Speaker 1:

We're going to be more in the gutter with some of our side of the family. No question about that. No, question.

Speaker 2:

His were like staying in a stable, known career with less growth potential versus pursuing a passion project with more risk?

Speaker 3:

And, by the way, did you mean starting off in the gutter, like what is this or that? What's worse than the gutter?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm not sure that we're going to have to go there this or that. What's worse than the gutter?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'm not sure that we're going to have to go there we already did, but we didn't record it, so anyhow, that's the unrecorded. All right, Mark, do you want to lead us off with one of yours?

Speaker 1:

Are you starting off tame or are you starting off a little bit more? All right, yeah, I'm a tame man. I'm a tame man. He has a ream difference between us. One has got a journal that their questions are written in, one has them typed out, and one has electronic on their phone.

Speaker 3:

Would you rather have it written in a journal?

Speaker 1:

Would you rather have it printed on paper?

Speaker 3:

Electronic? No question, I'm the journal guy.

Speaker 2:

My first one. Then and again I kind of like this one Pineapple pizza or candy corn, Candy corn, like this one Pineapple pizza or candy corn, candy corn, candy corn.

Speaker 1:

Pineapple does not belong on a pizza, irrespective of what my daughter believes pineapple does not belong on a pizza.

Speaker 3:

My mother God rest her soul loved double ham. No, excuse me, double pepperoni pineapple pizza. Haley likes pineapple and pepperoni.

Speaker 2:

I gotta say that I like pineapple on a pizza.

Speaker 1:

Don't surprise me.

Speaker 2:

Though it is not traditional, but in this case as going back to our Halloween episode.

Speaker 1:

Candy corn's legit On a little throwback Candy corn.

Speaker 2:

Baby Hold on. Candy corn made a run in the candy.

Speaker 3:

Candy corn's legit well you just kind of took part of mine. I'm gonna give you mine circus peanuts or candy corn, candy corn candy corn see if you would have said like orange slices oh, I love orange slices. Oh yeah, don't you like that little cover the fruit one's better though I've never had them, oh what you never had a red or a traditionalist, it wouldn't be called an orange.

Speaker 1:

My good brother, by the way. He likes circus peanuts.

Speaker 2:

Not Jesus oh non-Jesus Yep the non-Jesus brother. He likes some circus peanuts.

Speaker 3:

My parents like circus peanuts. I don't know if I've eaten styrofoam lately, but spongy foam.

Speaker 2:

Hey, I don't mind them Packing. Do not mind them at all. Have you ever had?

Speaker 3:

chocolate-covered ones. No, I don't know if they make them, but that's an idea All right. I've had chocolate-covered potato chips. Oh, they're good, they're delicious, ridiculous.

Speaker 2:

Especially when they have the little salt like real crusty. They're ridiculous.

Speaker 3:

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Speaker 1:

That's where it's at. Look, I put this one to start out because I know what two of our answers will be.

Speaker 3:

Oh, he says me and him.

Speaker 1:

And I know what yours will be Okay Driving fast or driving slow, All slow baby.

Speaker 3:

I'm going slow, Look me. And Speedy Gonzalez got two things in common.

Speaker 2:

Hundley, hundley, I uh look.

Speaker 1:

One of us has a race car. Every road should be the Autobahn, absolutely. There should be no speed limits.

Speaker 2:

This is where I diverge from my German heritage just a little bit. Oh, I know what I mean. I got the old cruise control set at 35.

Speaker 1:

There should be no speed limits, okay. I mean, this is survival of the fittest.

Speaker 3:

Look, here's the thing If you can't hang, don't go.

Speaker 1:

Absolutely Don't go, absolutely Don't go.

Speaker 2:

Well, so, just so we can do this for a second. Oh, fun fact, fun fact. I just threw out a movie quote and neither of you were with it. My German heritage.

Speaker 3:

I got the old cruise control set at 35. I have no idea what that was. Oh, that's Lampoon's Vacation Revenge of the nerds.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, nerds, hey, haven't seen it so I don't know. Really, yeah, wow.

Speaker 3:

You're missing that I can crease you up Meep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep. All right, this is a one for cop Yep, raisin, bran or Metamucil.

Speaker 2:

Can I ask if it's Metamucil crackers? Metamucil crackers?

Speaker 3:

Because if it's Metamucil, crackers all day, all night. That was a joke. That's not a real joke. Raisin brand for sure.

Speaker 2:

This is kind of Greg's Driver or passenger Driver. Driver Got to be driver. I agree with you.

Speaker 1:

I'm on a plane on Friday. I need to be able to drive it, hey, no?

Speaker 3:

disrespect, wilmerth Cop.

Speaker 2:

Driver. He's the passenger, that's true.

Speaker 3:

I I'd like to get there this week, Mark.

Speaker 2:

We're going to Louisville, it doesn't matter, I think it's to me right. We're serpentining this Take your phone in the bathroom or leave your phone out of the bathroom Everybody needs a poopy phone.

Speaker 1:

My phone is contaminated. My phone has fecal matter. It is contaminated. You remember the Seinfeld episode where George Costanza takes the book Suck the book. And just at the bookstore. Yeah, it's been flagged, it's been flagged.

Speaker 3:

That's right. That's where I do some of my best creative activities, right there, yes.

Speaker 1:

So, speaking of Seinfeld, seinfeld are friends, seinfeld.

Speaker 2:

Seinfeld all day, 100%. Not a fan of Friends at all.

Speaker 1:

Well, do you think that is a gender thing?

Speaker 3:

Generational, not gender Generational. I wouldn't think gender Same generation. It was the same generation, they were on about the same time. Oh, I wouldn't think gender, though. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Well, I mean, we all went to Seinfeld instantly. Would females be more toward friends?

Speaker 2:

with Rachel and Phoebe and that bunch. Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1:

I do I mean there was Elaine, but I mean it was just Elaine, she was a great dancer.

Speaker 3:

She was a great dancer.

Speaker 2:

All right, I think it's to you, greg, I just did this to my friends, dude my bad Soft or hard tacos. Oh, hard tacos, Soft Soft Really. Yep, I diverge from the group.

Speaker 1:

The hard tacos hurt my mouth when I eat them. It's like Captain Crunch. I mean it can bite you in the top of the mouth.

Speaker 3:

That's true. What I don't like about them is, unless you get the flat bottom ones and make them yourself, they won't stand upright. And then number two if they're real crunchy, you bite into it and it showers and it's a taco salad, but a soft one you can. It's like a handheld burrito, it's true but it's that unique.

Speaker 2:

I got to have that little crunch in there. It's I think it's a texture thing. Yeah, I get it, you know I think so.

Speaker 1:

Look, I like that. On nachos Yep, you know, if he would have said hard tacos or nachos, then I would have been a nacho man.

Speaker 3:

Just keep in mind, mark, there are no wrong answers, there are your answers.

Speaker 2:

That's true. All right, so ketchup or ranch.

Speaker 1:

What are we eating it with? Or is this just in general? Just in general Ranch?

Speaker 2:

If you could only have one right Ketchup or ranch.

Speaker 1:

Probably ranch. I don't eat ketchup Ranch.

Speaker 2:

Now my daughter Corn Doggo.

Speaker 1:

She puts ketchup on everything. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I think I got to go ketchup because I'm more of a honey mustard guy than ranch.

Speaker 3:

I prefer mustard over ketchup, but not necessarily honey mustard. I like mustard. You got to eat mustard and biscuits, you got to eat them. French fried taters in there.

Speaker 2:

What you got in there, good to eat.

Speaker 3:

Some man called it one more blade. Some call it a Kaiser blade. I call it a sling blade.

Speaker 1:

That's pretty funny. Now I have seen that movie Great movie. It's been a while. That is Dwight Yoakam's best acting performance. I think I know what mine and Chris's answer is going to be on this. I'm pretty sure I know yours, but you've at least had the other option Dog or cat.

Speaker 2:

I can answer it if you want me to go first. Go ahead, dog.

Speaker 1:

I mean, we're clearly dog people.

Speaker 3:

Prior to the world's best dog that's ever existed my dog, my lovely dog Luna. I would have said cats, but there's nothing better on this planet than a dog.

Speaker 2:

Dog yeah, 100% yeah, after having to you know.

Speaker 1:

You've had cats?

Speaker 2:

Yes, Take care of litter and all.

Speaker 3:

Literally, literally.

Speaker 2:

Literally. Don't worry, I'll go back and beat that. What time stamp is that? Yeah, what time stamp? 9.17. That was about 915-ish. Now we know how you felt about Millie and Merle. Don't tell Stella. Thank you, stella.

Speaker 1:

Poe Exactly.

Speaker 2:

They are sweet. They were sweet, but yeah, not great.

Speaker 3:

All right, all right, I'm going to throw a little serious one out there. Now Hit it. Would you rather know how you're going to die or when you're going to die?

Speaker 1:

When.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'd say when.

Speaker 1:

Because if it's how you can avoid doing that activity, though, You're saying you're dying at this exact time, and so it don't matter what activity I'm doing.

Speaker 3:

So does that mean you would go absolutely crazy, obnoxious, and I'm going to go jump off A thousand?

Speaker 1:

percent. I mean look, I've always wanted to jump out of an airplane. I've never done it Without a parachute.

Speaker 3:

But if I know I'm going to die, what's it matter? I mean, well, I would think the likelihood would be, if you jumped out without a parachute, you would probably still die. I think I would want to know either. I'd rather know when. I'm a win guy too. Yeah, I'd rather know when.

Speaker 1:

Well, I mean you get to the same end result. I've seen the end Nobody gets out alive.

Speaker 2:

That's true, is it to me? Yeah, hit it Guacamole or salsa. That's an easy one for me, salsa.

Speaker 1:

That's an easy one for me.

Speaker 2:

I don't I only like my guacamole so my buddy Schneider.

Speaker 3:

He likes his avocado toast and all that, yep, but he'll agree with me when he hears this. It's all about the salsa.

Speaker 2:

Yep, yep, I agree, all right.

Speaker 1:

All right. So a rev early or a rev late to a party.

Speaker 3:

I prefer to be. Oh to a party To a party, oh no. What kind of party are we talking about that? Oh, to a party To a party. What kind of party are we talking about that throws a different little wrinkle in it Absolutely.

Speaker 1:

That's the reason why I was saying it Now, like if it's a meeting, it's an easy answer. Everybody's arrived early, late, yeah.

Speaker 2:

That is not the answer.

Speaker 3:

No, that is the answer for him. If it's podcasting, it's late.

Speaker 1:

If it's podcasting, it's always late.

Speaker 3:

That's the reason why I said a party. Are we talking like a third grader's birthday party? Are we talking like a get down, throw down?

Speaker 1:

No, like if Mark was having us over here. Never, I mean, so what? Well, if Mark was having us over here for a cookout?

Speaker 2:

Early, early.

Speaker 1:

And the pool Early, late, late. I can't be late. I can't be late either. I get stressed out when I'm late.

Speaker 2:

If it's an event that starts at 7 and ends at 10, kind of a thing. I'm not getting there at 7, unless it's a funeral.

Speaker 1:

Thing.

Speaker 2:

I want to get there and get, get it over with, but but at the same time I don't. I don't want to have to be there like the first person and you get there and no one else is there and you're like hello how's it going?

Speaker 3:

if you're 10 minutes early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late yeah I get the early though.

Speaker 1:

I'm an early guy and I can sit in the car.

Speaker 3:

If it's cop's house, I go to the fridge in the garage.

Speaker 2:

This is not hard. Is this you, Chris? Are you up?

Speaker 3:

No, it's Craig's.

Speaker 1:

I just did that one. Why do we act like he's not here today? Is this thing on Alright people?

Speaker 3:

no-transcript.

Speaker 2:

I think that's a very difficult question.

Speaker 1:

I usually think the worst of people and unfortunately I'm usually correct most of the times.

Speaker 2:

I think prior to 9-11?. I would say prior to, in all honesty prior to the reliance on the cell phone and social media, I would have said people are inherently good. Now I think people are inherently bad.

Speaker 1:

People can get behind a screen and put themselves as anonymous on things and say crap they would never say to your face Yep, yep. That's when you need to get. Do you guys remember Roy D Mercer, my?

Speaker 3:

God, how big a boy are you?

Speaker 1:

How big a boy are you? How?

Speaker 3:

big a boy are you, yep? Why don't you stay right there? You better pack a lunch, absolutely.

Speaker 2:

So, all right, I didn't get to you what's your answer. No, that's fine. Are we here? I'm not clearly.

Speaker 3:

I think and I've always thought and I want terribly to think.

Speaker 2:

This is why we didn't let him go.

Speaker 1:

I mean it's taken him 30 seconds to formulate when we went and summered with the queen when I was growing up. She said the peasants were not good, but I believe they were.

Speaker 3:

Before we used to do summers in Montreux.

Speaker 2:

Do you?

Speaker 3:

know what you knuckleheads have started. Logan asked me the other day did y'all have a lot of money growing up? Yes, no.

Speaker 1:

How many houses did you have Shut?

Speaker 3:

up Anyhow.

Speaker 1:

When your answer to a question is shut up.

Speaker 3:

You know you're right, we had the small, we called it the little house. It was a rental house Anyhow.

Speaker 1:

The small house is bigger than the house I have now.

Speaker 3:

You are.

Speaker 2:

It's gone your little house that you rented out had 6,000 square feet and eight bedrooms, oh my God.

Speaker 3:

Anyhow.

Speaker 2:

I've never seen anything like it.

Speaker 3:

It's ridiculous, I think, acreage.

Speaker 1:

It was called an estate it it was called an estate.

Speaker 2:

It did have a big yard, though it had its own name. They called it something.

Speaker 1:

The Little House Because they had the ginormous house.

Speaker 2:

They didn't call it the Little House, they called it Le Maison de Pascal, did you lie to?

Speaker 3:

Logan, or did you tell him the truth? We also had the little building which was attached to my house.

Speaker 1:

So you had an add-on. I mean, what you're saying is you had a separate residence in addition to the other two residences.

Speaker 3:

I truly want to believe that people are inherently good, and I have always thought that people are good. I'm afraid that it's society and technology.

Speaker 1:

It's an educational system, and technology that is turning.

Speaker 2:

Where's the crickets?

Speaker 3:

It's turning people I wouldn't say evil, but it's turning people negative and I think that's the problem and I think people, babies, are absolutely innocent Babies are negative. No, they're innocent. Oh, but I think that society is changing and I'm afraid that it's more of a downturn. So I'd say, if it was a 49, good, 51, evil now. But go ahead. So you're saying evil, so you're uh, it's a 50 toss-up. You just one percent.

Speaker 2:

One percent, all right, go on, all right that was a good one, fair, yes, very good, oh so is it me? Yes, all right, all right. So this is kind of you got to choose which is maybe the lesser of two evils bad breath or body odor, none of those bother me.

Speaker 3:

Hey, did scope retire bad breath.

Speaker 2:

We're not saying how you can cure these things. Scope mouth Back when.

Speaker 1:

I could smell. Yes, exactly Pre-COVID when I could smell, correct.

Speaker 3:

Bad breath was the worst. I agree Bad breath. There's nothing worse than bad breath. Recognize the fact that you could have bad breath and chew gum or eat a mint anyway. Simple, chronic halitosis yes.

Speaker 1:

I'm totally against bad breath and chew gum or eat a mint anyway, simple chronic halitosis. Yes, I am totally against bad breath. I got to go bad breath too.

Speaker 2:

However, if the choice had been old woman scent versus bad breath?

Speaker 1:

Moth you mean the moth balls.

Speaker 2:

I will just throw this out. There Went to see the producers the musical you know down when we lived in Tampa and I happened to sit next to an old lady and I had to lean over to my wife and say, can you give me an Altoid? So she gave me an Altoid, I broke it in half and shoved each half up my nostril.

Speaker 3:

Really Yep.

Speaker 2:

For the rest of the performance I had half an Altoid up each nostril. Did it not burn your? Nose it burned like crazy, but it was so much better than the alternative.

Speaker 3:

I thought he was going to say he stuffed it in the lady's face, anywho.

Speaker 1:

Moving on. Okay, now I think we'll have a different answer for this one. Fixing dinner at home or getting takeout? Ooh, okay.

Speaker 2:

The word for takeout. Okay, the word for takeout is not good, it should be fixing dinner at home or eating out. This does not mean you can have your chef.

Speaker 1:

That's the reason why I'm confident Chris is going to be takeout. I'm not sure he's ever cooked for himself.

Speaker 3:

Here's the thing I don't do takeout. I'll eat out, but I don't do takeout.

Speaker 1:

You don't get stuff from Bring it Home to eat. No, why it's very rare.

Speaker 3:

I mean, if I do, it's fast food right, Because I refuse to go into a sauna, that's interesting.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Or would you rather eat. Well, your answer to the similar one would be you would rather eat at the restaurant than bring it home.

Speaker 2:

Correct, correct I typically would rather bring it home. I'm all about making it at home.

Speaker 1:

I am too in the first question yes, but like tonight, we got to take out a casa. I didn't have it. I smoked the pork butt. I didn't have it but I had ribs.

Speaker 2:

I had a banana for dinner, banana.

Speaker 3:

Banana.

Speaker 2:

I like bananas, chris, is it to you? Did you just not ask me if I was up? I just asked you a specific question.

Speaker 1:

Is this thing?

Speaker 2:

on.

Speaker 3:

Would you rather fit in or stand out?

Speaker 1:

Stand out, don't care about fitting in.

Speaker 3:

I'd rather stand out Blank off.

Speaker 2:

My answer is it is jaded by my job.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Are you trying to get in where you fit in and you're all gas no brakes.

Speaker 2:

I'm all gas, no brakes.

Speaker 3:

That was going to be my next one Are you all, gas or no brakes. But hold on, see, here's the thing, though Standout is not a good one. Standout is not a good answer, because I think you and I don't mean the standout. We just want to be ourselves. We are who we are.

Speaker 1:

We don't care. If you like me, good, if you don't, that's fine.

Speaker 3:

I got enough friends Two.

Speaker 2:

I don't need many.

Speaker 1:

I don't need many.

Speaker 2:

Is it back to me? Yep, page seven. I'm going to go with this one. I'm going to say comedian in serious film or serious actor in comedy film.

Speaker 3:

Comedy in serious film, because I tried to see Adam Sandler in that movie comedians or whatever and he was a serious role and it was terrible.

Speaker 2:

You just contradicted yourself.

Speaker 3:

I'd rather see. You picked the wrong answer no, I'd rather see a serious guy in a comedy. Yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I think I would go the same way. I struggle to see comedians in serious roles.

Speaker 2:

What about Tom Hanks? He's made a career out of it.

Speaker 3:

Tom Hanks is not a comedian. Yeah, he started out in comedy. He started out as a comedian. I didn't know that. I thought he started out on Buzz and Buddies.

Speaker 1:

But look, can you see?

Speaker 3:

Look what happened to Jim Carrey in the movie the Truman Show, prime example that was universally acclaimed. I didn't like it.

Speaker 2:

Can you see? But you're negative according to your own response earlier. I said Most of the world is negative according to Chris Evil, not negative.

Speaker 3:

Just.

Speaker 2:

Chris, I think I'm not that way.

Speaker 1:

I struggle to see a comedian in a non-comedic role.

Speaker 2:

I agree. I would agree with you guys on this one. A serious actor in a comedy is actually pretty funny Sometimes I E Robert De Niro and uh meet the parents Hilarious, oh, it's fantastic. Yeah, all right, greg, is it to? You Um sure Uh zoom meetings or in-person meetings, zoom, zoom has been one of the greatest things of all time bring me more zoom with my proclivity for being loving people you don't have to worry about body odor or bad breath there either that's true, that's true, and you can turn your camera off.

Speaker 2:

Turn your camera camera off and you know, answer some emails, do whatever else you got to do and then when someone says your name, you're like oh yeah, I'm right here.

Speaker 1:

You broke up a little bit. Can you repeat the question?

Speaker 3:

I like when they go, can you turn your camera on?

Speaker 1:

No, it's not working today.

Speaker 2:

I was on one the other day and this lady says not to me, another person was on it and she goes your camera's not on, I can't tell if you're listening and I was like okay, I can't.

Speaker 1:

You're all right, you ready? Yeah, truth or dare truth all day. I'm probably a truth dare. I'm probably a truth guy. Dare, okay, wild game. Since there's one out in front, I'll do anything rabbit or squirrel rabbit.

Speaker 2:

I'm not a fan of the rabbits.

Speaker 3:

Yummy uh I'm talking about eating them, or we talking about rabbit. I'm talking about eating them.

Speaker 2:

Oh, squirrel brains and eggs fantastic rabbit squirrel, and gravy is pretty good from back in the day they're both good.

Speaker 1:

I prefer rabbit, though rabbit.

Speaker 3:

rabbit's got a little more meat to it. There's five over by the school.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, especially on the back legs Right, all right. So this one is uh, this is a fun one Loud neighbors or nosy neighbors. Loud, you prefer to have loud neighbors, absolutely.

Speaker 3:

I've had both.

Speaker 1:

I hate neighbors.

Speaker 2:

This is a tough one right.

Speaker 1:

This one's a difficult one for me. I would probably go nosy neighbors more than loud. I can't handle loud stuff. You can call the police on the loud neighbors though. Yeah, I can't handle that stuff A long, long, long, long, long time ago.

Speaker 3:

Janie and I had to call the police.

Speaker 1:

We had to call the police on a few people because they had a rock band in their garage Oof and we had newborn twin boys. I told Teresa to stop that.

Speaker 2:

I go nosy. What do you got, mark? I think I got nosy as well.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'm down Would you rather have loud or no? I'd rather got nosy as well. Yeah, yeah, I'm down. Would you rather have louder?

Speaker 2:

No, I'd rather have nosy ones, just because, then maybe they can. If they're nosy and your house gets burglarized, they're probably going to know about it and they could tell you, you know, while you're gone Right, cause they're probably watching. So, like the Kravitz's Exactly. Let's ask him Where's the Kravitz's Name, the show I have no idea Bewitched.

Speaker 1:

Look, of course that show was off the air before I was born, so I mean so in its prime. That's the preface here. Okay, WWF, WCW. Wwf, wwf, all day or day WCW was pretty good, it was pretty good. Day WCW was pretty good, it was pretty good. There was a phase, there was a stretch of about a year.

Speaker 3:

It was better than you just like the opening intros with the nitro girls.

Speaker 2:

I got to say WWF. I do too, but it had a run.

Speaker 1:

That's a good one. What about ECW Is? It Is ECW versus OVW.

Speaker 2:

Oh I don't know man.

Speaker 1:

Ecw, ECW back in the day. Ecw back in the day was awesome. You had Tommy Dreamer, taz, rob Van Dam, sandman Dude comes out hits himself with a kendo stick drinks some beers gets bloody before the match even starts.

Speaker 3:

But you had Mick Foley in ECW, you had the Deli Boys were in ECW. I mean all those guys came through there it was good. Oh guess who went back to ECW, or they started there. I guess the Bushwhackers came through ECW Did you see him on Saturday night?

Speaker 1:

They were the Sheepherders back then. Did you see him on Saturday night's main event?

Speaker 3:

Who? Spain event. No One of the Bushwhackers? No, I missed it. He looked like he had died One of them's dead.

Speaker 1:

He looked like he was dead. Have you ever heard him talk? Whoa yeah.

Speaker 3:

Alright. Would you rather be able to see the future or change the past?

Speaker 1:

So you can't change the future. You can just see what's going to happen.

Speaker 3:

Correct, but you obviously can change it, if you can see it.

Speaker 2:

I'd rather see the future.

Speaker 1:

I'll go with, see the future. My past made me who I am. You want to rethink that?

Speaker 3:

then no, I'm good.

Speaker 1:

I'm good. Look, you've got to remember I'm in the attitude that I don't give a crap what anybody thinks about me.

Speaker 3:

I think I'd rather see the future too.

Speaker 2:

If you could change it.

Speaker 3:

I think I'd rather see the future as well. All right.

Speaker 2:

I got one, got one. All right, this is not written down boxers or briefs this just came to me I'm a boxer.

Speaker 3:

Brief bingo bingo cops like I like, nothing I get double extra large briefs that hang down to my knees.

Speaker 2:

All right, is that with or without?

Speaker 3:

stains would you?

Speaker 2:

so you're the big inseam guy, you're the 14 inch, that's right, that's right so, super power wise, would you rather have the super powers of superman, or would you rather be able to know what every person in the world has ever thought or is currently thinking?

Speaker 3:

Superman, because I could get the hell away from everybody and then have to worry about what they're thinking about.

Speaker 1:

I'd like to know what people are thinking.

Speaker 2:

I'm all about the thinking. I think so too, yep.

Speaker 3:

I would love to know. I don't think, thinking back to the movie uh, drew carey um with morgan freeman, um bruce almighty, I don't think. I want to know everything everybody's thinking. I think that would make, because if you couldn't do anything about it, that would make you a miserable, you could turn it off.

Speaker 2:

Well, you didn't say that well, you have that superpower you, because otherwise it would just be garbled all the time, all the time. Yeah, it's not.

Speaker 3:

It's not a god-like thing, it's just you know, you know, I gotta tell you, I've heard a lot lately people talking and I'm not so sure. I want to know what everybody's thinking it's fair.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, greg, would you dredger your favorite sport team?

Speaker 1:

which one would you dredger your favorite sport team? Which one would you dredger have happen? Your favorite sport team lose the national championship, if we're assuming college, okay, or their biggest rival have no wins in a season.

Speaker 3:

No, that's a tough one. I thought it was going to be easy there for a second. I'd rather win than that.

Speaker 1:

So for Mark, for you, it would be Ohio State losing in a national championship game.

Speaker 3:

I mean they just get beat to death.

Speaker 2:

Or.

Speaker 1:

Michigan going on not winning a game.

Speaker 2:

And Ohio State would win, obviously, when they played them. So I would go with that one.

Speaker 1:

I would go with Michigan, Well it was the COVID year that they didn't play. Yeah, they chickened out because they knew they were going to get beat by 60. It was the COVID year.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. So I would say uh, michigan, enjoy your 0 and 12 and I'd rather lose in the national championship.

Speaker 1:

Me too, I did lose in the national championship, it's fair it's fair, because that means you had an unbelievable season I'm not rational when it comes to this kind of thing you guys know that, yeah, so when was the last time ohio state beat michigan?

Speaker 2:

it's six years. It's been a couple of years. Yeah, it's been a few years. It's not been six, but it's not been I can say that over the last 21 years, Ohio State is 17-4 against that team up north yeah so.

Speaker 1:

I really was asking. I see it in signs on the wrist all the time.

Speaker 2:

It's at least three in a row, or four.

Speaker 3:

Ryan Day has never beat Michigan. He did? I don't think he did.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, he did First year.

Speaker 3:

All right, would you rather be afraid or embarrassed?

Speaker 1:

It's 2004 days today. Yeah, that's a lot.

Speaker 3:

But who's counting?

Speaker 1:

No, there's a website that's devoted to it. I just Googled it and it come up.

Speaker 2:

They stole that from Ohio State because Ohio State used to do that when they'd won 11 years in a row.

Speaker 1:

That's pretty funny.

Speaker 2:

Embarrassed or afraid.

Speaker 1:

Is this which one you would rather be?

Speaker 3:

Which would you rather be If you had to be one of two? Would you rather be embarrassed, or would you rather be afraid Embarrassed?

Speaker 2:

What's the context there?

Speaker 3:

is no context Embarrassed.

Speaker 1:

I don't get embarrassed very often.

Speaker 2:

I'd rather be afraid. I'd rather be afraid, yeah.

Speaker 3:

You're afraid of the unknowing.

Speaker 2:

You're embarrassed by the knowing so when? When we're talking about being afraid, I think it's probably a good thing to bring up the fact. Are you afraid of the story getting out without?

Speaker 3:

lying. I want you to tell the story?

Speaker 2:

no, you don't, for god's sake, you do not. It's it's memorial day.

Speaker 3:

Tell the story, I mean you don't, for God's sake, you do not. It's time, it's Memorial Day. Tell the story, it's not a big deal anymore.

Speaker 1:

We didn't get to the one where I was going to have a bad haircut.

Speaker 2:

We can end with that one right now, pass See, look, I can play this exit song multiple times, that's true.

Speaker 3:

So what's the deal? Bad haircut or what, or what.

Speaker 1:

Or for women it would be like a bad dye job.

Speaker 2:

I get bad haircuts every time it's fine.

Speaker 3:

My barber is awesome and does a great job. Cheap too, out here. Oh, he's cheap, Cheap, good-looking dude that's what I hear. Charming personality Genius.

Speaker 1:

But should we tell the Lama story about Chris?

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