Stadium Anthems: Picking WWE Entrances For College Teams And Why They Work

What happens when stadium tradition collides with pure spectacle? We decided to find out by stealing the best WWE entrance themes and assigning them to college football programs—then fought over which songs actually raise blood pressure in a tunnel and which ones belong back in the ring. From Seth Rollins’ crowd-surfable “oh-oh” hook that could turn The Shoe into a choir, to Motörhead’s The Game crashing across any blue-blood’s run-out, to a cheeky NIL-era pick with “Here Comes The Money,” we build a case for why the right audio cue shapes identity, fear, and momentum before the first snap.

We go deeper than a playlist. What makes an entrance work at scale? A chantable rhythm, a clean drop, a message that telegraphs intent, and repetition that turns noise into ritual. That’s why Virginia Tech’s Enter Sandman and South Carolina’s production value still give us chills; they lock thousands of people into one heartbeat. We even match Ric Flair’s Zarathustra swell to Alabama’s dynasty aura—and laugh about coach-specific anthems that weaponize persona as theater. If you love the craft of hype, there’s a method here any program could test tomorrow.

And because gameday isn’t just pregame, we pivot into the week’s NFL playoff picture and a college title game line that slid a point. We weigh pass rush vs turnover risk, home-field nightmares in Seattle, and the blunt truth that sometimes first to 17 wins. Then we cool down with listener shoutouts, USPS cluster mailbox surprises, Kentucky oddities, and an overachieving chocolate flight while rattling off trivia about blue families and illegal ice cream cones. It’s sports culture, sound design, and friendly chaos in one run.

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Transcript

Banter, Illness Jokes, Royal Valet Story

SPEAKER_02 0:03

Three guys around the table. And by three guys, we're talking about three friends: a lawyer, an engineer, and a school superintendent.

SPEAKER_03 0:12

And just like our personalities, our opinions vary, and we certainly don't always agree. Whether we're discussing the best of or giving our tips and tricks of things in everyday life, you're sure to learn something if you stick around. Man, I'm not gonna point it out, but how good did my voice sound back then?

SPEAKER_02 0:27

It it looked really good.

SPEAKER_01 0:29

I mean, it sounds pretty good right now.

SPEAKER_02 0:32

Was this before you contracted rickets? I think it's before I got scurvy. Lupus. Lupus.

SPEAKER_03 0:38

I hear measles are going around. You know what's funny is I had measles as a kid. That does spread. I thought it was eradicated, I guess not. But anyhow.

SPEAKER_01 0:46

Well, it depends on whether you get vaccinated from it. Did you get it from one of the servants? Ah, you're one of the servants got it. So he just, you know how they used to do if you whatever belonged to the servant belonged to you. Yes. So that's how he had measles. Right. Okay. That's fair.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

Anyway. That's fair. I heard uh you got to help me on this because you would understand this better than the intro and I don't know what happened. Well, I've just got a question before we actually get into the podcast. I saw a a thing where one of uh King Charles now, former Prince Charles, one of his former valets uh is written a book or whatever. Yes, and he and so he's talking all about the things that he had to do. And one time he said that uh Prince Charles at the time dropped a letter from Mummy uh into the wastebasket, and he called his valet. He was like, uh, I seem to have dropped a letter into the wastebasket. Would you come in here and uh retrieve it for me? You're kidding me.

SPEAKER_01 1:45

No, a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_02 1:46

Yeah. So I was just curious if that was similar to your upbringing.

Setting The Premise: WWE Themes For College Entrances

SPEAKER_03 1:50

No, no, no, not really. Not really. But before we derailed it, I was getting ready to say that the good thing is was diphtheria and typhoid's been gone because when Cop was a kid, you know, that's what they had to look out for. All right. So the two things that these knuckleheads talk about the most WWE and college football are coming together for a temporary uh appearance on this podcast.

SPEAKER_02 2:13

Temporary, I like that.

Ohio State Picks: Seth Rollins And Stadium Chants

SPEAKER_03 2:14

Mark uh temporary, like every week. Yes. Mark uh Mark uh challenged us with taking or coming up with um uh intro, wrestling intro songs that the wrestlers come into and putting that with what would be the best intro song for a college football team to come out onto the field. Yep. For me, very easy. I obviously had to go with Degeneration X, but I'm just joking, I really didn't this time. Um this is pretty cool. This is kind of it got me thinking, and and I remember there was a lot of intros that uh you know, The Godfather, things like that, that wouldn't have their place, but they were really good intros um for for the the WWE at the time. So that's what we're gonna talk about. It's gonna be also gonna be a potpourri. We're gonna talk about a various few sundry other things. But uh at this point I'm gonna hand this off to Mark, you got Ohio State.

SPEAKER_02 3:07

I do. I do have Ohio State and uh the and uh very, very interesting. Um, you know, because uh obviously everyone likes the band and and all that stuff, but now, you know, every stadium, even the more traditional ones like Ohio State, they play you know different music. Uh and I think some of the WWE songs would just be fantastic. You mean the ones that we don't own the rights to any of these songs? Correct. So we we do not, but um, we're not trying to make a dollar off of this, so we hope that there are we're trying to we're trying to help other people listen to this stuff so they'll go and buy it digitally. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 3:48

And um I'm I'm very hopeful. I didn't put mine to a specific college. I went with mine just if I was playing for.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

I think you did. I think you picked UK.

SPEAKER_03 3:59

Well, if it was UK, I tell you what.

SPEAKER_01 4:02

What do you got, Mark? All right.

SPEAKER_02 4:04

Imagine, imagine getting ready to run out, and you hear this. And if an ad plays, we're gonna have to be, you know. Of course, of course, just for his play. Yes. That's old school. That was all right, so you're waiting, you're waiting, and and there they are in the tunnel, and then all of a sudden. Total support for that.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

That's a great intro. That's the other one I came up with a while ago. I love it. Seth Rollins' intro song's awesome.

SPEAKER_02 4:36

And and so, what would be great about this beyond just the fact that burning it down, the whole stadium could start going. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 4:47

Oh, yeah, that'd be that'd be awesome. That's a good one. That's good, right? I think that's a good one.

SPEAKER_02 4:53

I think uh I think that's like a good sarsaparilla. Yeah. Absolutely. That's a good one. That's a good one. All right. That that's that's mine. That's mine.

SPEAKER_03 5:02

Well, I may have changed mine now. Um I'm going to uh I went with a generality. I'm gonna go on the UK side. I'm gonna show you a message real quick.

SPEAKER_02 5:12

Okay.

NIL Era: “Here Comes The Money”

SPEAKER_03 5:12

Uh I'm gonna go right now with a generality of what I think the song should be. Uh, we're going Shane O'Mack. Oh, oh, okay. You have that one already? No. All right, because this is what if you were on any college player right now. Oh, that's true. Any college player I'm just talking filling in with you.

SPEAKER_01 5:30

Is this your get off my lawn kind of speech, too?

SPEAKER_03 5:33

Yes, it is. Um Domino's specialty.

SPEAKER_01 5:36

Domino's women's.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

Domino's is where it's at. We get a lot of dominoes ads tonight. I think maybe Domino's could be a sponsor of the program. Do you think it's because football's on? It could be. Could be.

SPEAKER_03 5:47

But yeah, I think this is this song is for any college football player now.

unknown 5:53

Here comes the money.

SPEAKER_01 5:56

That would be hilarious. So is that what who had the biggest NIL supposedly this year? Texas? Is that what Texas should come out to? And and you know or or that team up north, their quarterback can come out to that.

SPEAKER_02 6:10

That's true. How about how about Texas Tech, who has not been strong or anything, but then paying you your money in cave? Yeah, exactly. The bottom one. The bottom one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's that's yeah, yeah, that's that's great. Okay. Well, you're pulling that up. It'll take me a second to get that. So that's that's my general one.

SPEAKER_01 6:30

That's a good one. Now, Chris, since you've got the one for UK, which I haven't done yet. I know, but I'm gonna play one right now, and I want you to pick what school this belongs to. Okay, all right. How about that?

SPEAKER_02 6:43

I have a school in mind, and this is not your favorite school. No, definitely. Yep, yep. All right.

unknown 6:50

I'm a laser.

SPEAKER_01 6:52

That's not mine. No, I'm I'm playing one. You hold that all. Okay, my bad. That one's coming.

Ric Flair For Bama And UK’s New Era Song

SPEAKER_02 6:59

I'm gonna do it with a bit anyway. Okay, you're good. You go ahead, Greg. This one. Oh. Very good. That's the nature boy. Thus spake not who I was thinking of. Really? Thus spake Zarathustra. Uh, the Nature Boy Ric Flair, Richard Wagner, right? Yep. And uh, let's see, who would that be?

SPEAKER_01 7:28

I I have a school in mind. Okay. Yeah, I have a school in mind.

SPEAKER_03 7:32

Obviously, the anointed ones.

unknown 7:35

Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 7:35

Alabama is the school I was thinking of. Okay. All right, that's fair. You mean what they think in their own mind? Well, what they've been up until the last two or three years. That's valid. That's valid. They've been. When Saban was there, that would that would be a great song when Saban was there. There you go.

SPEAKER_03 7:50

And you could see Saban walking out of the side. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. All right.

SPEAKER_01 7:54

So you're gonna do UK's, you got UK's ready to go. That's Chris.

SPEAKER_02 7:57

Yes, I do. So I think this song will be perfect for the Will Stein era? For the Will Stein era. And if it's Domino's again, Domino's, you know. Yep. Oh, it's potbelly sandwiches this time. Hold on. You know what?

SPEAKER_03 8:10

I like potbelly. I've never had it. I've never had it. Good sandwiches and good soup. I'll think. Shout out to Potbelly. Yeah, very good.

SPEAKER_02 8:21

Okay, here we go. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_03 8:27

I think it's very fitting for the Will Stein era. I like it. Yeah. Yeah, that would get me really hype.

SPEAKER_01 8:38

Do you like it better than It's a Party? Yeah. Do you think they'll keep It's a Party with Will Stone? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:45

They can't. Because they have nothing else.

SPEAKER_01 8:47

Come on, they didn't do they didn't do It's a Party one game this season and it was bad. It was the first game and everybody complained they didn't play it one time. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_03 8:55

Here's the problem. There's no traditions up there. That's the issue besides the count and the push-ups, there's nothing.

SPEAKER_01 9:00

So what about the the horn on third down that was supposed to be coal mining? The coal mining, the uh the one of us one of us grew up in a coal mining community, and I can tell you I never heard that one time. Now let me uh that's true.

SPEAKER_02 9:15

Let me let me go back to one that you referenced earlier that I had already pulled up because I think it would be great for any team. Okay. Uh if if Ohio State had to pick a second one, you know, a different one than you know, I I really like this one. Oh, love it.

unknown 9:37

Time to play the game.

SPEAKER_03 9:39

I mean, come on, that's great. So I mean, the whole stadium would rock. Here, here, here's this is a very strange thing. A little little known fact. I have four stickers on my ski helmet, my snow ski helmet.

SPEAKER_02 9:56

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 9:56

Two of them are my name with the American flag.

SPEAKER_01 9:58

Are you surprised that Chris has his own snow ski helmet? First of all, is anybody surprised by that? Anyhow. I mean, is it made out of platinum?

The Game By Motörhead And Coach Anthems

SPEAKER_03 10:06

That's the question. Anyhow, two of the stickers are simply my name with the American flag. One of them is a picture of a guy named Bob eating a corndog, which one corndog Bob. And then I have the motorhead sticker. Oh, that's right. Just because I love the motorhead logo and I'm a big kim, let me kill Mr. fan, and have been to his bar in Iceland, which is ironic, which is very cool.

SPEAKER_02 10:29

Wow. How about that? Just did she popped over there for a quick bite? Dinner. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Jumped in the private jet, headed over.

SPEAKER_01 10:36

Now, the one you started to play just a minute ago. Yes. I have now thought of another team that could be applicable for.

SPEAKER_02 10:42

Okay. Let me.

SPEAKER_01 10:43

So this is getting to this is getting to making fun of coaches or teams. Yes, 100%.

unknown 10:51

I'm an Asman.

SPEAKER_01 10:53

First of all, I love this in wrestling.

unknown 10:55

I'm an Asman.

SPEAKER_03 10:56

Yeah, I thought it was an awesome intro. I just like Imperial.

SPEAKER_01 10:59

What about the words? Have you ever listened to the words of the like the first lyric? No. Listen to the words real quick, then I'll tell you the teams.

SPEAKER_02 11:23

Yeah, that's great. All right, so I love them, love him, a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 11:28

So I had told you guys that I thought that would be great for Clemson because everybody hates Dabbo Sweeney. But while I've been sitting here thinking, but while I've been sitting here thinking, you know who F that'd be great for? Go Tuggers.

SPEAKER_02 11:43

Everybody hates Lane Kiffin. That's that's true. He is the most hated man in college football.

SPEAKER_01 11:49

I mean, don't you think? Seriously. Yes. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So so wouldn't that be good for like, let's say, let's say LSU came to UK this year. Wouldn't that be great for Kentucky to play when he ran on the field?

SPEAKER_03 12:02

Well, I've got one here and copy. You getting it? I got it. All right, I got one that I think would be good for Bobby Petrino.

SPEAKER_01 12:09

That's no North Carolina completely. That's true. Because they forgot about that. That's right. They got Belichick, too.

SPEAKER_02 12:17

I mean, come on. How good is that?

Best Real Entrances: VT’s Sandman Vs South Carolina

SPEAKER_01 12:21

I mean, how could those two guys be coaching together? Seriously. I don't get it. No. Coed is safe. No. Do you remember Mad Magazine? Oh, that's that's what that coaching job is right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:35

Well, um, this is a fun topic. I kind of I kind of like it. And look, there's some legitimacy here. If if any of these college teams actually did do the game or Seth Rollins or yeah, I mean Well, you think about it though.

SPEAKER_01 12:49

Look, why does Chicago not do Seth Rollins? Right. He's the biggest bear. Look, look, look. Looks like Div Kelly's in the stands. Uh they should do that. But let me let me ask you one question. Yeah. And this is for both of you. Who has the best college football entrance?

SPEAKER_02 13:03

South Carolina. Probably Virginia Tech. Virginia Tech. Yep. Oh, well, Inner Sandman. Yeah. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 13:10

South Carolina's pretty cool with that.

SPEAKER_01 13:12

Inner Sandman, I mean, they've they've hit the Richter scale.

SPEAKER_03 13:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:15

It's with their people jumping up and down. When they had they had Metallica come and do it live.

SPEAKER_03 13:20

Oh, I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_02 13:21

Oh, yeah. Look it up. Look it up.

SPEAKER_03 13:23

Google me. Google it. You know what we have in Lexington? All roads are new to Lexington. Yeah. Can't leave Harlan alive. That's right. And I love the song. Okay. Look, Patty Loveless Football hype song. That's what I want to hear at a funeral. Yeah. Unfortunately, most of our games have been more like a funeral than a game.

SPEAKER_01 13:47

That's a pretty good topic, though.

SPEAKER_02 13:48

Yeah, I like that. So now it's just a little poopery.

SPEAKER_01 13:51

I love it.

SPEAKER_02 13:52

I love it.

SPEAKER_01 13:52

So we're going to talk some current events. Well, let's let's talk. Look, we're we're it's Sunday night. The Rams and Bears are playing right now. So the NFC game set. Yep. Yep.

NFL Playoffs And NCAA Title Game Lines

SPEAKER_02 14:02

It's um up until that game last night, the playoffs had been amazing. And then that game last night happened. Just a beat down. Just a beat down.

SPEAKER_01 14:10

So it so it is gonna be who goes to Seattle? Let's see. The winner of this game. Yeah. Yeah. And then the AFC is gonna be New England at Denver, but I think we all agree New England's gonna win, especially with Bownik's at.

SPEAKER_02 14:24

I I think so. Um Drake May has just got to avoid fumbling the the football and turning it over.

SPEAKER_01 14:30

Are either one of these teams gonna beat Seattle in Seattle? No chance. No chance.

SPEAKER_02 14:34

No. I I don't see I don't see how. Um but um yeah, I I can't believe just that Chicago has had the year that they've had, frankly. Um uh it's been it's been pretty it's great, great coaching. I mean, they've got a they've got a phenomenal new coach, and he's gonna do great things there, uh Ben Johnson.

SPEAKER_01 14:57

And before we get on to the current events, tomorrow night's the NCAA national championship game. Yes, it is. Uh so what are we thinking? The line, if it hasn't moved, is it eight and a half. That's what it's been for the last week. And Miami's bas Miami's playing a home game. They're playing a home game. Absolutely. That's a lot of points. The the line is on DraftKings is now down to seven and a half. It's bet back down a point.

SPEAKER_02 15:23

It's the same thing that happened to the Ohio State Miami game.

SPEAKER_01 15:26

And the over-under is 47 and a half.

SPEAKER_03 15:30

Um I think Indiana wins by two touchdowns.

SPEAKER_02 15:35

I think Miami, or I think Indiana does as well, but um that Miami pass rush is legit. And if they impact the quarterback, you know, I I don't think that Miami's offense is gonna do anything against Indiana's defense. Right. I think that Miami's only chance is a low-scoring game. Like a 17-14 kind of a game. Um but are you saying first team to 17 wins? I'm I am saying that. First team to 17 wins. So yep.

SPEAKER_01 16:09

I got Indiana and I got him covered.

SPEAKER_02 16:11

I got Indiana covering as well, but that that could that would be my only qu qualifier in there.

SPEAKER_03 16:16

All right. By the way, people on the back on the other topic. Give a shout out here to my buddy Joseph. I sent him a text about he's a big wrestling fan and he wants to come on because this guy knows his stuff. And uh I had no idea. And I texted to him and I said, Hey, tell me about, you know, you walk up something, someone tell him Joseph, you missed out, buddy. You were gonna be on tonight. Yep. I didn't hear back from you, but I just want to let you know what we thought about you.

Listener Shoutouts And Growth Requests

SPEAKER_02 16:39

Yep, yep. Um Yeah, the we um uh again, like we we mentioned last week, tell your friends about the podcast. Uh let's let's get some more viewership, listenership, I should say, uh around the country, around the world. So uh tell five friends, have them tell five friends, put it out word of mouth, and uh put us on social media. It's something that none of the three of us do because we're just like, eh, you know, it I don't have social media. Yeah, I despise social media. And I have gotten off of social media, get off the lawn. U exactly. I'm only on it to look at scores and things like that.

SPEAKER_03 17:16

So um, but oh okay, so back on to um let me tell you what I learned today. Okay, or learned yesterday. I can't hang out yesterday, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 17:27

You know, in a neighborhood with a homeowners association?

SPEAKER_03 17:32

Kind of sort of.

SPEAKER_02 17:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 17:34

In a neighborhood, if you buy in a neighborhood now, a new neighborhood that's been built since 2022. The U.S. Postal Service does not allow you to have your own mailbox. They now have community mailboxes.

SPEAKER_01 17:46

I did not know that. I did not know that. That was the first I've ever heard of that. That's what I was told. Can you believe that? I think it's fake announcements. That's fake news. Can you believe that though? No. I don't believe it. I think it's fake announcements.

SPEAKER_03 18:00

That would be terrible.

USPS Cluster Mailboxes And Odd News

SPEAKER_02 18:01

Well, um Yeah, I I had I had never heard that. No, me either. I know that there are neighborhoods that have put in community mailboxes because it's a lot simpler for the for the you know the delivery of the mail, but I haven't heard that it's a um that it's a for new neighborhoods.

SPEAKER_03 18:21

The USPS mandates centralized cluster box units or community mailboxes for efficient secure delivery requiring developers to install them. That is true statement. Wow. Never heard of it mandatory for all new builds, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:36

How about that? I have not heard that. I don't like it. All right, so um I I've got a I've got a question. All right. A current events question that is just a silly little thing, but it's it's it's intriguing to me. If uh if someone were to present you with a by the way, I I should say, last week the Golden Globes, the very first podcast uh Golden Globe was awarded.

SPEAKER_01 19:05

Really?

SPEAKER_02 19:06

And it wasn't us. Did we get honorable mention? It went to Amy Polar and her podcast, yes. But let's say if Amy Polar were to give her podcast uh Golden Globe to us, would we accept it?

SPEAKER_03 19:22

Yeah, I definitely would.

SPEAKER_02 19:24

I'm I'm asking for the Nobel Prize, you know. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:28

I'm definitely good. I'm good with that.

SPEAKER_02 19:30

So when when our president did uh accept the Nobel Prize from the the gal down in uh Venezuela, do I I want to know, do you think that the that the the woman in Venezuela who's trying to become the president, do you think that that was her just basically saying, hey, make make me the president, do what you can.

SPEAKER_01 19:52

It was a brad, of course.

SPEAKER_02 19:53

100%.

SPEAKER_03 19:54

Yeah. What are you talking about? Just caring is sharing.

Greenland, Geopolitics, And Side Quips

SPEAKER_02 19:58

Sharing is caring. Well, you know, our our president is now the the president of Venezuela. Rubio is going to be the president of Cuba.

SPEAKER_01 20:08

Of Cuba. Then you'll be able to go to Cuba again, Chris.

SPEAKER_02 20:13

Oh no, I'm down with that. Now, I I do have to ask the the question about Greenland. So what what are our thoughts on Greenland? That it should be ours.

SPEAKER_03 20:27

Look, here's the deal. Denmark has it and they claim it, right? Who really owns it?

SPEAKER_02 20:35

Well, you could say the same thing about St. Thomas. I mean, well, that's in the U.S.

SPEAKER_03 20:41

Virgin Islands. Right. We own the Virgin Islands. And then Denmark owns Greenland. Yes. So we don't have any ownership in Greenland, so why are we acting like we do? Right. Look, this was my question.

SPEAKER_01 20:52

There's other places I would rather have than Greenland.

SPEAKER_02 20:55

And so, yeah. It's not really good for much besides neutral elements. Well, I was talking to someone about this, and they were like, well, it's it's it's all about the the defense. Now, please correct me if I'm wrong here, and I may be. We have like military bases already on Greenland. I'm sure. So, and if we wanted more, Denmark is not the kind of country that would say, no, no, no, no, you can't.

SPEAKER_03 21:25

They would be all about it, wouldn't they? What else do you have besides defense? Do you have like the sidewalk and man? If I could hit the crickets button from where I'm at. That's the best I got tonight.

SPEAKER_02 21:39

Yeah. Uh no, that's good. That's just that's a good line.

SPEAKER_03 21:43

Did you see me across the street earlier at the old people's place? No. Yeah. I had a laundry list of things to do today. For daddy.

SPEAKER_02 21:50

Papa. Mine papa. Oh, mine, pa.

SPEAKER_03 21:57

What else is going on in y'all's world? It's terrible. There gotta be other things out there.

SPEAKER_01 22:00

Yeah, yeah. Um so oh, do you have to work tomorrow? Yes. Me too. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:07

I have to work tomorrow.

Birthdays, Work Weeks, And Life Updates

SPEAKER_02 22:08

You? No. I I I I'm a government employee. That's true. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. My my company says, who? Hey, my my daughter has to work tomorrow with her new job that she started this past week. Yes, that's it. No, but she's working already. Oh, wow. That's cool.

SPEAKER_01 22:25

She's trying to get paid. That's right.

SPEAKER_02 22:27

Money, money, money.

SPEAKER_03 22:29

Yeah. Nope. Yep. Tomorrow. This is a busy week for me. Um, as you guys know. Uh, Monday, Wednesday, Friday this week. So uh yeah, I'll be working tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 22:41

Does it make noise when they do the the thing?

SPEAKER_03 22:46

No, that's the weird part. By the way, Logan, shout out to my son Logan. Turns 22 tomorrow. Let's go. Yep, yep. So that's the puppy. The puppy's cute. Yeah. Logan and Christina got a new puppy named Banks. It is a uh golden retriever and is the cutest puppy I've ever seen. Wow. Nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's uh that's another, you know, that's another um That's like having a child. Bingo, it's another experiment of their relationship. Yeah. So yeah. So that'll be good. But oh, the puppy's cute. I've not I've just seen pictures and it's just really cute. So yeah, Lovkin turns 22 tomorrow and he wants to go to Drake's, which makes me happy.

SPEAKER_01 23:25

Uh-huh. Drake's is always pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 23:27

So there's another birthday coming up a week from today. Yeah. Yeah. Uh yeah. That's a it's a it's a momentous one, I'm uh, I'm I might say.

SPEAKER_03 23:37

Five five.

SPEAKER_02 23:38

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 23:39

Well, the old person across the street turns 84 on the 27th. Oh boy. Be sure to go over and see him.

SPEAKER_02 23:45

55 is eligibility to retire in in my line of work. Let's go. Let's go. Did you say 155? It just means he robbed a cradle, didn't you? Wait a minute. You're only 55? I I'm only 54 at this current moment. I thought he was like 63.

SPEAKER_03 24:01

Hey.

SPEAKER_02 24:02

Look. He drops the one.

SPEAKER_03 24:04

Obviously. And if you drink it. He's retired like what's that stuff called? Indochrome or whatever those celebrities drink vampire blood and crap. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02 24:13

Nothing.

SPEAKER_03 24:14

Don't worry about it. Yeah. You don't know.

SPEAKER_02 24:15

Uh so yeah. So anyway, we've also got tonight, we've got some chocolate.

SPEAKER_03 24:20

Oh, let's do it. Let's go.

SPEAKER_02 24:22

Uh, we got a lot of chocolate. So, producer Mellon down in uh the great state of Flaw. Doctor Doctor. He went to some festival down there. And Festival. They have festivals in Florida. And he the by the way, the best one down there, Strawberry Festival, Plant City. I love Plant City, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 24:42

That's fantastic. Hey, you know what we need to do? Let's go podcast it at some of these festivals this year. Live from these festivals so we can interview locals. Yeah, we could do that. What fun would that be amongst them?

SPEAKER_02 24:55

Well, that would be a bullet. Well, before before we get into um um before we get into the chocolate, he did send us another quiz. Oh. If you want to do a little quizzy with it.

SPEAKER_03 25:07

We can do chocolate while we're doing the quiz.

SPEAKER_02 25:08

That's fine. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_03 25:09

I'm down.

SPEAKER_02 25:10

So I'm gonna get out the the Florida chocolate. All right. So you you pass it around there. Read what it's from. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 25:19

This is from Peterbrook Chocolatier. There's three different chocolates in here. Which one you want to try? We got white, which isn't really chocolate. My parents, my parents always liked white chocolate. That's all they'd ever get. And when we go to like King's Island or something, it's terrible. My brother and my mother and my father loved it. I still don't like it. Because it's not really chocolate. You want to do the milk chocolate? Because he likes milk chocolate. Yep. All right, we'll do the Peter Brook milk chocolate from the Peter Brook chocolatier.

SPEAKER_02 25:45

All right.

SPEAKER_03 25:46

All right.

SPEAKER_02 25:46

And while we're doing that, here comes the questions.

SPEAKER_03 25:50

Here comes the money.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

According to an old Kentucky law, uh, he said this was going to be in our wheelhouse, by the way. Oh good. Every citizen is legally required to perform which of these activities at least once the once a year. Take a bath, drink local milk, register a horse, plant tobacco. Take a bath. Take a bath. I'd say it's take a bath. Oh, wait. That's right. Let's go. The old can't be stinky. This old public health statute was uh designated to ensure basic hygiene standards across the state. And by the way, a pet peeve of mine is when people call statutes statues. That's a that's a pet peeve. Can't say I've ever heard that.

SPEAKER_01 26:33

Yeah, I've heard that plenty of times.

SPEAKER_02 26:35

Yep. Number two, of course you would. These must be all Kentucky based. Uh so uh according to the boys here, producer Mellon, the um I Peter Brook, milk chocolate's good. Yeah. Kind of tastes a little Hersheyish to me.

SPEAKER_03 26:51

Yeah, not as not as chocolatey, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:54

Number two, why is it technically illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket in Kentucky? I know the answer. A bootlegger, bootlegger signals, b public safety hazard. C, dairy rationing. Horse thieves. Or D to prevent horse theft. Horse theft. 100%. Okay, we'll go with yours because I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 27:18

Because they used to keep the pocket in the back so the horse would follow them out of town and they'd be steal the horse without we are two for two, boys. There you go. I knew that one. That's pretty good. Yep, pick out another one. I'll open another one. Uh we go ahead. Oh. Greg, grab one. Yep. Reach in her grab bag of goodies. We got lots of chocolate. Lots of chocolate.

unknown 27:38

All right.

SPEAKER_03 27:38

We are not eating at Hershey bar. All right. We're gonna go with a marabou schweized nook. What? Milk chocolate confession with hazelnuts. This is obviously German. Okay. All right. All right. I like it. Yes. Yes, thank you for doing the secret handshake.

SPEAKER_02 27:56

Yes. And in 1876, the great Kentucky meat shower occurred in Bath County. What do scientists believe caused meat to fall from the sky? I know this one. A vultures vomiting. B, a meat tornado, C, a packing plant explosion, or D, military experiments.

SPEAKER_01 28:13

It's gotta be meat tornado. A vultures. It's gotta be meat tornado. Chris is the master of useless fucking trivia. That's right. It's gotta be, no, it's gotta be meat tornado.

Finishing The Quiz And Wrap-Up Bickering

SPEAKER_02 28:27

It's gotta be like sharknado. Vultures vomiting is correct. Analysis of the flakes suggested lung and muscle tissue likely purged by a large flock of vultures flying overhead. This let me let me read it.

SPEAKER_03 28:44

The marabou Schweitzer knot. That's fantastic. All right.

SPEAKER_02 28:48

Chocolate with hazelnuts, yes. Okay. Did I say it right? Milk chocolate confection with hazelnuts.

SPEAKER_03 28:57

That's good.

SPEAKER_02 28:58

That's really good. Okay. Let's see. Ooh, that's too big of a chunk.

SPEAKER_03 29:02

Oh no. No, no. You'll want to go back for more. That's good, man.

SPEAKER_02 29:11

Greg, you want to read some questions while I'm eating chocolate? You can eat it with your mouth open.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

You gotta tap the answer and then a woman could not appear in a bathing suit on a Kentucky highway unless she's escorted by the police or wearing a hat accompanied by a dog, on a horse, or carrying a club. Or with her pimp. Janie would say she would need to be wearing a hat for skin cancer purposes. In a bikini. Or say bathing suit. Bathing suit.

SPEAKER_02 29:47

Bathing suit it is.

SPEAKER_01 29:48

So say my answers again. So a woman cannot appear in a bathing suit on a Kentucky highway unless she's be is escorted by the police or wearing a hat, accompanied by a dog, on a horse, or carrying a club. I think it's a hat. What do you think, Mark?

SPEAKER_03 30:05

That's good. I think bathing suits.

SPEAKER_01 30:09

She's already wearing a wear.

SPEAKER_02 30:12

I can only think about bathing suits.

SPEAKER_01 30:16

On a horse. With a hat. Let's go hat. Hat it is. Wrong.

SPEAKER_02 30:22

Dog. Our first miss.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

Carrying a club. The law states she must be armed with a club unless she weighs less than 90 pounds or more than 200. So if she's less than 90, if she's less than 90, they're just like, hey, somebody's gonna take her.

SPEAKER_04 30:41

Jay West. Oh, it's so bad. Oh, we're gonna try one more here. All right, what's that one?

SPEAKER_01 30:50

The blue people of Kentucky. I know these people. The fugate family. Yep. Actually are blue have blue tinted skin. Yep. It's caused by what? Textile meal dye, genetic blood condition, cold adaptation, or well water silver?

SPEAKER_03 31:07

I think genetic adaptation. They were genetics, but it was also because of uh of internal. Now there is the blue guy that was on television that ate the nickel.

SPEAKER_01 31:17

So are we going genetic blood condition?

SPEAKER_03 31:19

Yeah, the fugits, it was genetic.

SPEAKER_01 31:21

That's right.

SPEAKER_03 31:22

Boom. All right, so we're gonna- What about well water? With the chrome, with the with the nickel in it, I could see that. It hadn't started. I didn't have any.

SPEAKER_01 31:30

So what we're getting next. We had well water, 100%. Did it come from your creek with the couch? No, it come it come from down below. We had a pump, brought it up.

SPEAKER_02 31:41

We're getting next the Norman Love uh Norman? Norman uh confections. Norman. Norman Love? That's a little weird. Well, is it granddaddy's oh track? Where is this from? Uh this is from the breakers. This was the chocolate that they put on your bed uh every night. For mummy. Yes. This is so Chris has had it plenty of times. Well, they don't they don't have that at the Howard Jones. The particular one is dark chocolate cherry crunch. That sounds delicious, actually. All right, Greg, what's the next one?

SPEAKER_01 32:15

All right. I actually know somebody who just stayed at the breakers. Uh anyway, nonetheless. Which of these is the official state fruit of Kentucky? I actually know this one. Okay. The pawpaw? The blackberry? The strawberry, or the apple? Have to go be pawpaw, right? Blackberry. It's definitely blackberry. Okay. What is this? It's awesome. Yeah. Cherry. It looks dark. It's delicious. Cherry Crunch.

SPEAKER_03 32:47

Blackberry. And Blackberry was correct. I'd have black spit on over my pillowcase after eating this every night. That's good.

SPEAKER_01 32:54

Where are you from?

SPEAKER_03 32:55

Middlesbrough.

SPEAKER_01 32:56

Right. The city of Middlesbrough, Kentucky. Crater City. Is the only city in the United States built entirely inside what? I know this one too. A crater. A crater. A meteor crater. That's so good. This one's so easy. What famous ginger citrus soft drink was invented in Winchester, Kentucky in 1926?

SPEAKER_02 33:21

A late one.

SPEAKER_01 33:22

A late one. Kentucky has more of which geographical feature than any other state in the U.S. except Alaska. Knobs. Acres of forage land. Forest land. Natural stone arches. Mountain ranges or navigable miles of water. Stone arches. I go with that. I think it's water. It was water. Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_02 33:50

We're going to have to finish that, Chris.

SPEAKER_01 33:52

That is so good. No, no. I'm not going to have any more.

SPEAKER_03 33:54

Well, there's only two pieces. You take one, I'll take one. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 33:56

It's pretty simple. You take the piece. Wait, wait, what? I got wait, what before before this question.

SPEAKER_02 34:02

This is the last one. Okay. I gotta go back to something for for Rick Mellon. Dr. Um Dr. Dr. Rick Mellon has had L8. I took him some many, many years ago. He did not he did not like it that way.

SPEAKER_03 34:16

Well, we all can't be right all the time.

SPEAKER_02 34:17

Yeah, it's good. But he loved his Montgomery and barbecue sauce.

SPEAKER_03 34:21

Well, that's that's Ohio, but okay.

SPEAKER_01 34:23

Yeah. The community of Lima, Kentucky, boom! Reportedly got its name when a postmaster saw the word on a shipping crate, a map of Peru, a seed packet, or a railroad car.

SPEAKER_02 34:41

I think it's I think it's actually E, a summons for Christus Bonett. That's what I would go with. Oh that could be possible.

SPEAKER_03 34:50

I think that's fair. Well, so here's the thing. I fancy myself quite the uh geographical knowledge of the Commonwealth of Kentucky, all the counties and cities. And I have never heard of that town, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 35:04

Lima, Kentucky, and me either. That's sad. I wonder if we're south of Lima.

SPEAKER_03 35:10

I doubt it. We all are.

SPEAKER_01 35:11

I gotta find out where Lima, Kentucky is.

SPEAKER_03 35:14

I would say, if I was gonna guess, I wouldn't say seed packet.

SPEAKER_01 35:17

And I don't think a shipping crate is right. I don't think that doesn't make sense. Why would a postmaster see it on a shipping crate? Nope. That doesn't make sense. A train. A railroad car? I'm good with that. I'm good with it. Uh a shipping crate. Oh my god. Local history suggests the postmaster simply looked at a crate, possibly for machinery or fruit, to find a unique name for a postal application.

unknown 35:40

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 35:40

Alright, I gotta find out where Lima, Kentucky is. Never heard of it.

SPEAKER_03 35:45

It likely refers to Cordolima. Lima, a popular Latin-inspired restaurant Lexington. Okay, that's not it. There isn't a city in Kentucky named Lima.

SPEAKER_01 35:53

What this quiz said, there's Lima Berg.

SPEAKER_03 35:57

But Lima Burg.

SPEAKER_01 35:59

Well, if it's Lima Burg, we're south of Lima. Is it Lima Stein? I'm with Chris. Google says there is no Lima Kentucky, so I'm throwing that question out.

SPEAKER_03 36:10

Shamalama ding dong.

SPEAKER_01 36:11

I think we got seven out of ten.

SPEAKER_02 36:13

Yeah. I I throw that question out. We got seven out of nine. That's a rent. We got seven out of nine. I'm with you. Yeah. Um, pretty impressive haul, uh I would say. Pretty good. And chocolate, spot on tonight. That chocolate was the worst one. That was the best start. I thought that we uh I thought that we'd never answered the question about Greenland effectively, but otherwise I don't think anyone else has in the world either.

SPEAKER_03 36:38

Here's the thing. Here's the thing though, with your with your with your liberal beliefs, I knew you wouldn't answer correctly regardless.

SPEAKER_02 36:45

I almost did a spit take there when you said my liberal beliefs. A spitaki. Seems about right. I'll just I'll just keep everyone guessing. Taxes been liberal.

SPEAKER_03 36:56

Am I wrong?

SPEAKER_01 36:58

Am I wrong? I'm just uh I'm just stunned that there's a Lima, Kentucky, and I don't believe there is. There is not. I think you can uh yeah. Google says not. I mean, that's the same thing as ESPN saying it and Sports Illustrated saying it, and Bleacher Report.

SPEAKER_02 37:13

Bleacher Report says it. Google me.

SPEAKER_03 37:16

Google me. And by the way, Lima Berg is in uh Lima Stein? Boon uh Lima Berg is in Boone County, near Florence, and it's known as the Florence Crossroads. Florence, y'all. That's South of Lima.

SPEAKER_01 37:30

Bleacher Report says it.

SPEAKER_02 37:32

So does sports.