21 Kit Kats, One Table

Twenty-one Kit Kats hit the table and the vibes immediately turn into a blind taste test with real stakes: can we guess Japanese Kit Kat flavors by smell, color, and one bite before the next bar wrecks our palate? We’re three friends with three different brains at the mic, and that mix makes the tasting better and louder. Peach surprises as the rescue flavor, orange chocolate earns real praise, and the green lineup sparks the strongest reactions, especially matcha, green tea, and the one that practically dares you to keep chewing. 

We also trade a few candy-world facts that change how you look at a “perfect” wafer bar, then we reveal the master list and relive every confident guess that turned out wrong. If you’re searching for Japanese Kit Kat flavors, a snack review podcast with honest ratings, or ideas for a party candy flight, you’ll leave with a clear map of what sounds good on paper versus what actually works in your mouth. 

Then we pivot hard into sports and spectacle: quick talk on poutine and restaurant reality, a Masters recap with strong opinions, and finally WWE WrestleMania predictions. We break down who can’t lose clean, where outside interference makes sense, and which matches feel like the real main event. If you like food debates and wrestling logic living in the same conversation, you’re in the right place. Subscribe, share this with a friend who loves weird snacks or WWE, and leave a review telling us which Kit Kat flavor you’d try first.

Transcript

Three Friends Set The Stage

SPEAKER_03 0:03

Three guys around the table. And by three guys, we're talking about three friends: a lawyer, an engineer, and a school superintendent.

SPEAKER_02 0:12

And just like our personalities, our opinions vary, and we certainly don't always agree. Whether we're discussing the best of or giving our tips and tricks of things in everyday life, you're sure to learn something if you stick around. Did you know there are over 400 different flavors of Kit Kats?

unknown 0:34

No.

SPEAKER_03 0:35

400 flavors of cat? You didn't have over four?

21 Kit Kat Flavors Revealed

SPEAKER_02 0:43

No, I had no idea. And unfortunately, most of those are in um most of those are over in Japan. And since I knew somebody who um recently visited uh Asia, uh I am presenting to you fellas tonight and to our listeners at home 21 different flavors of Kit Kats. This is pretty exciting. And for the record, these 21 may have come from those 12 tons of Kit Kats that have been stolen. Now, you guys said you hadn't heard about that. I hadn't heard about that.

SPEAKER_03 1:18

So I and maybe our listeners haven't either.

SPEAKER_01 1:20

Maybe you should kind of say what that's but unless unless some of those things are incriminating. Well, I'm just because we don't want this to be for public conception. That's true.

SPEAKER_02 1:30

If here's the thing, I see you were involved. We have 21 different flavors of Kit Kats. If you like these, I may have a few tons of certain flavors.

SPEAKER_01 1:40

I mean, have you put them on Facebook Marketplace?

SPEAKER_02 1:45

Oh no. No, but I can tell you that there may be a distillery that's going to come out with a Kit Kat uh bourbon.

SPEAKER_03 1:52

I'm looking at some of these flavors.

SPEAKER_02 1:54

Please, please tell us the list of 21. Now, here, but let me paint the picture real quick.

SPEAKER_03 1:58

Yeah. Because this is where we need video. You gotta see the video of the plate that we've been given here by our co-host that Willie Wonka put them all together for us. It's pretty impressive.

SPEAKER_02 2:09

So we have 21 different Kit Kats, and they're just randomly labeled on a board. And we have a blind sheet that simply says the 21 different flavors, and we're supposed to judge them by appearance and smell. Greg, you're out. I'm out. Or color in your case. And then taste, Greg.

SPEAKER_01 2:26

You're out. I'm out. I'm also out. But this is gonna be this is gonna be enjoyable for me.

SPEAKER_02 2:32

21 flavors. I will Mark, if you don't care, to tell us the 21 different flavors of Kit Jets we have.

SPEAKER_03 2:37

It looks like, and if you're you're making me read these things, I probably better uh put on your old man glasses. Oh man. How old is he? Uh gazillion. Uh Amarin Wasabi? I'm out on this already. Seriously, a wasabi kit cat.

SPEAKER_01 2:56

That sounds disgusting.

SPEAKER_03 2:58

Oh, yeah. Um Tokyoshima lemon, 70% cacao, matcha. Strawberry is number five. Six, sugar butter tree. Butter tree. I've not tried these either. Melon. Hey, producer.

SPEAKER_01 3:16

Doctor, doctor.

SPEAKER_03 3:17

Yep. Melon is one. Number eight is peach. Nine, orange chocolate. I'm all about some orange chocolate. That'd be good. Ten is matcha chocolate. Two things that should not be put together. I couldn't agree more. I don't know what matcha is.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

It's like green tea. Why is there a green tea one then? Because they have a green tea one too.

SPEAKER_03 3:36

Eleven, strawberry cheesecake.

SPEAKER_01 3:38

Now, I like strawberry cheesecake.

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12.

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Hokkaido Azuki and strawberry. Now, do you know what Hokkaido Hazuki is? No. I thought it was hokeido. It's red beans. And that is one of the rarest, by the way. Oh sweet. Oh yeah. We got better candies coming. So again, the Hokkaido Azuki strawberry is red beans and strawberry. And that is one of the red.

SPEAKER_01 4:05

Is that like red beans and rats? Same thing. Now, was that taken from the 12 tons that went? I can better not.

SPEAKER_03 4:12

I can neither confirm nor deny. Okay. All right. I'm going on. Shinshu Apple is 13. I think they should check out the house across the street, though. That's true. 100%. 14.

SPEAKER_02 4:27

How close was I? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 4:28

Very good. 15. Purple sweet potato. 16. 17. Tokyo banana. So that's like the lick. Yeah. Oh, we're going to drink a sake of Kit Kat. 17 is Tokyo Banana. 18 pineapple tart. 19 dark, 52% Borneo, 20 Mount Fuji, and 21 green tea.

SPEAKER_01 4:52

Mount Fuji's very descriptive. Well, let me tell you what Mount Fuji is.

SPEAKER_02 4:56

Mount Fuji.

SPEAKER_01 4:57

That's a mountain.

SPEAKER_02 4:57

Is blueberry cheesecake.

SPEAKER_01 4:59

Oh. I would have rather it said blueberry cheesecake. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:03

But they call it Mount Fuji. So basically, any of them that are green, we should not try because it's going to either be.

SPEAKER_02 5:10

You got Apple. Yeah, half of them are green.

SPEAKER_03 5:12

Yeah. Matcha and Wasabi and another matcha.

Blind Tasting Kicks Off

SPEAKER_01 5:16

And I think I know which one Mount Fuji is. Okay. Well, let's go. Let's go. We all have the same board. Yeah, whatever you whatever way you want to run. This one.

SPEAKER_02 5:27

The one on the upper left-hand corner. Upper left-hand corner. Well, that's A. Sorry, we're gonna go with A. All right. Okay. We had this one, right? Oh, I smell it smells great. It smells like buttered popcorn.

SPEAKER_01 5:36

Yeah, smells good.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

Mark, what do you think?

SPEAKER_01 5:38

Mm-hmm. What's it smell like? Buttered popcorn. Oh, that's good.

SPEAKER_02 5:43

Do you have a pen over there?

SPEAKER_01 5:44

So is that sugar butter tree? You said it was you said it smelled like buttered popcorn.

SPEAKER_03 5:50

Do I have a pen in it?

SPEAKER_02 5:51

That's gotta be butter tree. That's gotta be butter tree. That's what I think.

SPEAKER_03 5:57

That was pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 5:58

That's actually really good. Tastes like a you know what it tastes like? Yeah, that boy, good. That's like a chest pie.

SPEAKER_01 6:04

Yeah, I can see that. Greg? It was like a kit. My comments on this on this is gonna be fantastic. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 6:17

I would give that one a seven. And what do you think the flavor is?

SPEAKER_01 6:21

I think it's buttered tree.

SPEAKER_02 6:22

I think it's buttered tree.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

I'm going on your own description. Sugar butter tree.

SPEAKER_02 6:27

Out of a seven, I gotta be honest with you. I like that one a little bit more. I'd go seven and a half. Okay, I'm good. Now, just for our listeners at home, do you realize every Kit Kat is nothing more than a cannibalized Kit Kat? The insides of a Kit Kat is from other Kit Kats that didn't make it. They grind them back up and put them inside of a new Kit Kat.

SPEAKER_03 6:48

I don't know if I needed to know that. All right, number two, Greg. Number two, is that going across the top? I can't really read them. Number two across the top.

SPEAKER_01 6:57

Okay, so that's B. B. That's a green one.

SPEAKER_02 7:00

I can smell it.

SPEAKER_03 7:00

Wait, it's going down.

SPEAKER_02 7:02

No. Oh. B is across. No, it's next to us the green one. This. You went backwards. You started at C. Turn your thing vertically. Oh my goodness. Aren't you an educator? All right. See the top left one was A. Oh, crud. Yeah, my bad. Try hang on. Let him catch up. Let's try the top left one.

SPEAKER_01 7:20

I did.

SPEAKER_02 7:21

All right. So I'm confused. That's good.

SPEAKER_03 7:25

It's okay. C is better.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

I haven't gotten better yet. Okay. So what do you okay? So what do you think? What A is now then?

SPEAKER_03 7:31

I don't think it's sugar butter tree. I think that's C. So I think that one.

SPEAKER_02 7:37

I get butter out of it.

SPEAKER_03 7:40

Okay. I'll stick with that. Okay. I'll say sugar butter tree as well.

SPEAKER_01 7:44

Alright, so we're going top middle. Top. Top middle. Okay. And it's green and brown. You said you could smell it. What's it smell like?

SPEAKER_02 7:53

I know what it tastes like.

SPEAKER_01 7:54

I know what this one is.

SPEAKER_02 7:58

It's not bad though. What's it smell like? Matcha chocolate? I think it's number 10. I think it's matcha chocolate. Tastes like green tea and chocolate. Yeah. A little bitter. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_01 8:09

You would love it then, Chris. You would love it. That is true.

SPEAKER_02 8:12

11. Actually, it's pretty tasty, I think.

SPEAKER_03 8:16

Chocolate oatmeal, stout, dark beer with darkness in it. That's the ultimate darkness. That's a four for me.

SPEAKER_02 8:25

That's a little it's it's bitter.

SPEAKER_03 8:27

Yeah, don't like it at all. Needs sugar. Uh so see, I've already had the first nibble of, and I did like.

SPEAKER_02 8:33

Oh, that smells good. Greg.

SPEAKER_01 8:36

Yeah. Smells good. Smells like nothing.

SPEAKER_02 8:38

Oh, I know what this one is. I guess it's Shinsu apple.

SPEAKER_03 8:44

But it's apple. Or is it banana? It doesn't taste like banana to me. Or is it melon? Ooh. No. I don't know what it is, though. That's good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:59

That's not butter, though.

SPEAKER_03 9:00

I said seven early on. I might have to increase it now that I've chased the one that's I'd say, I'd say it's a 7.5.

SPEAKER_02 9:08

All right. Man, I gotta be honest with you.

SPEAKER_01 9:12

I'm relying on you guys 1,000% on what flavor.

SPEAKER_02 9:16

That could be pineapple.

SPEAKER_03 9:18

I think it's pineapple. There isn't a pineapple. Yes, there is.

SPEAKER_01 9:21

Pineapple tart's 18.

SPEAKER_03 9:22

I think it's 18. Okay, we'll go with that. Are we down to D? We're down to D. You know, my blood. So this one is yellow. This one's yellow and it's like baby fish. Oh, I smells very orangey to me.

SPEAKER_02 9:35

Oh, very yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:38

That's good.

SPEAKER_02 9:40

Definitely orange. Great.

SPEAKER_03 9:41

That's a nine for me. That's good. I'll go with it.

SPEAKER_01 9:46

I like that one a lot. This is a great episode when you can't taste or smell. I mean, fantastic.

SPEAKER_02 9:53

But you make it look good.

SPEAKER_01 9:54

My my commentary is fantastic.

SPEAKER_02 9:57

Just talk about the complexity of the texture.

SPEAKER_01 9:59

Uh it's got a Kit Kat texture.

SPEAKER_02 10:02

Oh, that's true. The next one is pink. All pink.

SPEAKER_01 10:09

I'm trying to smell them. Hang on.

SPEAKER_03 10:17

I guess one. One, one in there. Just one? Yeah. Yeah. Just like that one. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 10:24

I prefer this one.

SPEAKER_02 10:27

Takes you back to seventh grade, doesn't it? That's mild.

SPEAKER_01 10:36

Just based on the color it I mean, I can't taste it, but it could it be the strawberry cheesecake? I don't know. I'm just doing it based on color.

SPEAKER_03 10:46

It almost tastes flowery to me. Could it be the straw flowery? That's good. I I can't place that at all, dude.

SPEAKER_01 10:55

Let's get to come back to it. Let's come back to E.

SPEAKER_03 10:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 10:58

What about that one that's weird strawberry? Oh, the Hakido. Number 12.

SPEAKER_03 11:03

Yeah, let's go with that one. Let's go with that one. That's good. It's the color.

SPEAKER_01 11:06

Yep. See that out here. Alright. So just based on the looks on the next one, I would say we're getting like to night. Well, maybe like 19.

SPEAKER_02 11:21

Let's see.

SPEAKER_01 11:22

I can tell you which one is number three.

SPEAKER_02 11:25

Hello. That's good. This might be my favorite so far.

SPEAKER_01 11:29

That means it's a lot of chocolate in it. That means it's gonna be bitter. Is pretty good. Well, it won't affect me at all. That's really good. Man, that's good.

SPEAKER_03 11:41

52 Borneo is what I'm gonna guess. That's what I was thinking just by the color of it.

SPEAKER_02 11:45

I think you're right. That's tasty though.

SPEAKER_03 11:47

It's good.

SPEAKER_02 11:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:48

That one's a nine for me.

SPEAKER_02 11:50

Oh, look at you. I'd get them.

SPEAKER_03 11:52

It's dark, but it's sweet. Greg, how's the uh the bounce in the mouth, the chew?

SPEAKER_02 11:56

Like a kit cat. Am I wrong? Just for the record, we're all not eating the same Kit Kat. We are give me a break.

SPEAKER_03 12:06

Individual Kit Cats. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that.

SPEAKER_02 12:10

The next one's green. Alright, we're on H. We're just G.

SPEAKER_01 12:15

G.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

No.

SPEAKER_01 12:17

A, B, C, D, E, A.

SPEAKER_02 12:19

We skipped E. That's right. Alright.

When Flavors Go Horribly Wrong

SPEAKER_01 12:22

I'm sorry, I understand the question. Never mind. What's it smell like? This is gross.

SPEAKER_02 12:30

You don't like that one. Whatever it is. Oh man.

SPEAKER_03 12:32

It's gross.

SPEAKER_02 12:34

Is vinegar a flavor?

SPEAKER_01 12:36

Vinegar? You'll love it if it's vinegar. That's not that bad. It's gross. It's bad.

SPEAKER_03 12:43

It's not good. It's the opposite of good. Hey. I never want to have that taste in my mouth again. That's disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 12:56

What does it taste like? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 12:58

I can't put my finger on it. That's a problem. I can't put my finger in it.

SPEAKER_02 13:04

That's gross. I took another bite to see if it's any better. Of course you did.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

It's not.

SPEAKER_03 13:12

Moving on to the next one.

SPEAKER_01 13:14

Well, you gotta put something. Or are we gonna skip it and then we'll come back to this one default? Yeah, we'll come back to that one too. So the next one's kind of uh peach. Next one's peach and it's good.

SPEAKER_02 13:23

I can smell it and I hate peach.

SPEAKER_01 13:26

I like it. I loved peach back in the day.

SPEAKER_03 13:28

As long as it gets the taste out of that last one in my mouth, I'm like exactly. I'm gonna save some of this other peach later for whatever nasty flavors we have because that's good. Was that good? It's good. It kind of tastes like um like a peach ice cream.

SPEAKER_02 13:41

I like peach ice cream. I hate peach, but that's tasty. That's good. All right. All right, Greg, what we're looking at here.

SPEAKER_03 13:48

Well, it's it's oh god, smells like a flower.

SPEAKER_01 13:55

Oh F L O W E R or F-L-O-U-R. Because it's white colored.

SPEAKER_02 14:03

That's kind of uh weird.

SPEAKER_01 14:06

What's it smell like?

SPEAKER_02 14:08

He said a flower. I can't put my finger on it.

SPEAKER_03 14:12

Smells like hibiscus.

SPEAKER_02 14:17

Excuse me, I'll have the pointsettia. Uh I don't know that one either.

SPEAKER_03 14:23

Oh, that's gotta be sweet potato. That's not sweet potato. No way that's sweet potato. Well, if it tastes like listen, I hate sweet potatoes, it doesn't matter. No. No.

SPEAKER_01 14:32

I don't like sweet potatoes either.

SPEAKER_02 14:34

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 14:35

That could be to apple. It's it's one of those. I I don't know, but it ain't good. Let's try another bite of it and see if it's better.

SPEAKER_01 14:45

See if it's better to take it down. Moving on. The next row looks bad. Let me just go.

SPEAKER_02 14:51

All right. Let's go to uh Jay. That's tasty. That means it's bitter.

SPEAKER_03 15:02

It's okay. This has got to be a thrilling episode for our fans. I mean, as we're as we're chasing 21 different Kickpacks.

SPEAKER_02 15:14

This is banana.

SPEAKER_03 15:15

Yeah. I'm down. That's banana with chocolate.

SPEAKER_02 15:19

Greg, what do you get?

SPEAKER_03 15:20

Sure. Yeah, sounds good. Okay, this next one is the darkest thing on our plate. Right.

SPEAKER_01 15:25

So that means it's gonna be 72. Watch this. Which means Chris is gonna love it. The whole thing. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 15:34

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:35

I would have hated it. Chris is gonna love it.

SPEAKER_03 15:38

Tastes like coffee with dark chocolate added. Terrible. Yeah. It's good. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 15:51

Are we going number three on that one? I think so.

SPEAKER_02 15:53

That's number three, definitely.

SPEAKER_03 15:55

Oh, that's good. This one scares me.

SPEAKER_01 15:58

This one looks like a turn.

SPEAKER_03 15:59

Does this one look like baby poop? Exactly. It looks like baby poop. Oh, it touched my lips.

SPEAKER_02 16:13

I know what this one is. Green tea all day long. It's gotta be. It's awful.

SPEAKER_01 16:20

Oh Mark's going back to the beach. Man.

SPEAKER_03 16:24

It's the aftertaste of the tea. Here's the thing. You bite into a chocolate and you want chocolate, not tea.

SPEAKER_02 16:32

It's like if you sniffed a tea bag. Greg.

SPEAKER_03 16:39

There's no double entendre there at all.

SPEAKER_02 16:42

Not this whole episode. That is horrid.

SPEAKER_03 16:47

Not good. Whose idea was this? We're nearly through. Only nine more to go.

SPEAKER_02 16:53

Okay. Kim. This one looks like strawberry to me.

SPEAKER_01 16:58

This one's definitely got a this one's strawberry. Oh yeah. Is it good? Oh yeah, that's good. I like strawberry.

unknown 17:05

That's good.

SPEAKER_03 17:06

That's excellent. We go with ice cream in a few. That tastes like strawberry quick.

SPEAKER_02 17:11

I know what that tastes like. That's what it tastes like. How good would that be with a what's a thing you get at Dairy Queen, though? Blizzard? Blizzard. How good would that be with a blizzard? Yeah. That's good. You like that one.

SPEAKER_03 17:22

Yeah, I had it. And now we got a green one coming up.

SPEAKER_01 17:26

Have we had sake yet? I don't I don't know. But the Japanese like their green, don't they? Um there's no lime on here. That's lime. It's lemon. Oh, yeah, it's strong. There is a lemon on here. Number two. That's what it is. Oh, that's tart. It is. Yeah. I usually like tart things. It's tart. Tokyoshima. The next one looks like a baby that's at battery.

SPEAKER_03 17:56

There's no way I'm eating the next one. I just ain't doing it.

SPEAKER_02 17:58

I'm just gonna tell you. For the listeners, if you go to the creek and pick up any rock and look what's growing on it, that's what the next one looks like. Hold on, let's smell it. It has no distinctive notice. What's it smell like, Mark?

SPEAKER_03 18:16

Did you try it yet, Chris? Creek rock moss.

SPEAKER_02 18:18

How bad is it? You know if a baby gets into something it shouldn't. Mark, you gotta try it. It's really not bad. I wouldn't eat it because the aftertaste is terrible.

SPEAKER_01 18:38

Is it another one of those teenagers? Oh Mark's having to go to the water.

SPEAKER_00 18:48

It doesn't say baby poo on here anymore, does it? You know who doesn't have to do have to go to the water?

SPEAKER_03 18:55

Me or you, because you can't taste it, so it doesn't matter. Oh, that's terrible. That was not good. What was it? That was a zero. That was a zero.

SPEAKER_01 19:04

Is that number 14 that we don't know what it is?

SPEAKER_03 19:08

Do you do you have the code for all these when we're done? Okay.

SPEAKER_01 19:11

Because that was awful. Yeah. Okay. All right. The next one's got to be Mount Fuji, right? It's got to be Mount Fuji. If it's blueberry cheesecake, trust me.

SPEAKER_02 19:19

I can smell it. Delicious. It is amazing.

SPEAKER_03 19:22

That's a 10. That's delicious. Thank God. How good is that? You're saving the wasabi for last for us. I know you.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

That one's weird because it's green black speckles. It's like peanuts in here. You talking about the baby poop? This is getting the cat the long way.

SPEAKER_02 19:48

Oh god, this is terrible.

SPEAKER_01 19:50

Now the next one's got like an orange-yellow color to it. Orange.

SPEAKER_02 19:53

It's straight up orange. It's like cantaloupe. Smells florally.

SPEAKER_03 20:01

That's melon. Pretty sure? Doctor Doctor?

SPEAKER_01 20:05

Rick, I think this one's yours. And you think Q is you think Q is producer, Rick? It's pretty good.

SPEAKER_03 20:12

It is good. My my sugar, I can feel spiky. Your face is like blood red. Do we let the listeners know that I am wearing a heart monitor at this moment? Well, they can probably hear it themselves.

SPEAKER_02 20:25

It's been squealing since you had your third Kit Kat.

SPEAKER_01 20:28

Uh the next one's pink. So strawberry something? Maybe. Oh, it doesn't smell good.

SPEAKER_02 20:38

No, it's not bad. I'll tell you what it doesn't do. Oh, God. Sweet potato. Tastes like dirt. I don't like sweet potatoes. I don't either. This one tastes like dirt.

SPEAKER_01 20:54

Mark, if it makes you feel better. We only have three to go with. Jeez. The last one is like inedible. The last one.

SPEAKER_02 21:02

What's that last one? You didn't say it.

SPEAKER_01 21:04

I think it's sweet potato. I'll go with sweet potato with you. Oh my god, it just the next one's pretty dark. Looks like it's been chewed up and eaten before. And why is it so much bigger than there?

SPEAKER_03 21:20

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 21:21

It's dark.

SPEAKER_03 21:23

Oh it's really bitter.

SPEAKER_01 21:27

That means Chris will love it.

SPEAKER_03 21:29

I like that. No. I do. No. No. There's no redeeming value there.

SPEAKER_02 21:36

I don't know what 14 is.

SPEAKER_03 21:39

That's a two.

SPEAKER_02 21:40

Oh, I think it's great. That's gotta be the 72% right there.

SPEAKER_01 21:44

I thought the I thought we said that K was the 72%. I think this one is. Next to last.

SPEAKER_02 21:49

This one looks like a this one look This one I would think would be pineapple by look. Yellow marble with chocolate.

SPEAKER_01 21:57

Yeah, it's yellow marble.

unknown 22:10

I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_01 22:12

Is it good or bad? Your face is doesn't think that it's good. I don't care for it. Mark, your face looks like you've like been punched in the gut.

SPEAKER_02 22:21

Yeah. I think it's Tokyo Banana.

SPEAKER_01 22:24

If that's Tokyo Banana, didn't you call another one banana already?

SPEAKER_03 22:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:30

Man, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 22:32

Um I'm gonna call that one ike haga.

SPEAKER_01 22:38

And do now the last one.

SPEAKER_03 22:40

We know the last one's gotta be for the listeners.

SPEAKER_01 22:43

The last one is bright green. Well, not really bright green, muted green with black and cream-colored flakes.

SPEAKER_03 22:52

No way, I'm taking a bite of this. Pieces of corn.

SPEAKER_01 22:55

It looks like it's been a kid cat that's been gotten from the long way. Alright, gotta just try it. Is it spicy? Wazy. It's lazy.

SPEAKER_02 23:11

I don't make my eyes water.

SPEAKER_03 23:12

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 23:13

It's um it's gotta be wasabi, right? No. I think it's um I think it's definitely wasabi. Well, I tried it. It's wasabi. It just tastes like green tea with wasabi. It's definitely wasabi.

SPEAKER_03 23:33

I'm going back to the peach one. Which one was the peach one?

SPEAKER_02 23:36

Um that's the one you wanted to kill the taste everything with? Yep. H. It was H. Okay. Now how did we do? Any you want to change your mind on? Nope. Any more you want to take another bite of?

SPEAKER_03 23:50

No. I finished the peach one.

SPEAKER_02 23:53

Just take in mind. We had 21 of 400 people. Yeah, it's crazy, right? How many have you seen in the States? I've seen probably five.

SPEAKER_01 24:02

Yeah, not many.

SPEAKER_03 24:04

Nope. All right. It reminds me of the socks that we just got. That's what I want to say.

SPEAKER_02 24:10

What are we telling about what the socks are saying? They basically say, are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_03 24:14

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:16

Okay. Ready for number one?

SPEAKER_01 24:18

Oh yeah. I want to take the master list home or a picture of it. Because I've got some for Janie and Halle to try.

The Master List And Surprises

SPEAKER_02 24:25

Oh yeah. All right. Number one. Or A was we got it right. Number six, sugar butter tree. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Maple. Sugar butter tree.

SPEAKER_01 24:40

Uh yeah, you called that one.

SPEAKER_02 24:42

Number two, we got right. Number ten, matcha chocolate. Okay. C.

SPEAKER_01 24:49

I don't remember what you said it was.

SPEAKER_02 24:51

We said it was 18. We said it was pineapple tart. It was not. C is actually strawberry cheesecake.

SPEAKER_01 25:00

Oh. It's disappointing.

SPEAKER_02 25:02

Yeah, not very strawberry-y. Weird.

SPEAKER_01 25:05

That's very disappointing.

SPEAKER_02 25:07

Okay. D we said was orange chocolate. Yeah. D is in fact orange chocolate. Good. I felt confident on that. Three for four so far. It's good. D, we had no idea.

SPEAKER_03 25:20

Right.

SPEAKER_02 25:22

D is actually purple sweet potato.

SPEAKER_03 25:25

Oh. Sweet potato coming in. Did y'all like that one? Nope. No.

SPEAKER_02 25:29

That's why we got to know what it was. F. F, we said was dark Borneo chocolate. It was not. F is Tokyo banana. What? I guess bananas taste different in Tokyo. Wow. Chocolate banana.

SPEAKER_01 25:54

Awkward. Krigat.

SPEAKER_02 26:00

G, we didn't know what G was.

SPEAKER_01 26:02

It was green, is what I can tell you. Tokyo apple. Wasabi.

SPEAKER_02 26:06

That was the app. G was wasabi? Missed that one.

SPEAKER_03 26:10

That's interesting. It was terrible. I was completely grossed out by it. Because I had to have H right after, which was peach.

SPEAKER_01 26:20

And it indeed is H. Was that your favorite one?

SPEAKER_03 26:23

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 26:25

L. Excuse me, I. We didn't know what I was. I is sake.

SPEAKER_01 26:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 26:33

I didn't get that one. Jay.

SPEAKER_01 26:37

Is it because you got drunk on it?

SPEAKER_02 26:39

Only only over here at uh what's this place called over here?

SPEAKER_01 26:42

Um they'll if you can swallow without closing your mouth, you can get a half bottle load of sake. What's your name?

SPEAKER_02 26:56

Jay. Jay said was Tokyo Banana. Yeah. Jay, in fact, is Mount Fuji. Oh. Blueberry blueberry cheesecake. I must have gotten that one confused.

SPEAKER_03 27:11

100%. I now wonder what P is then. Let's boogie this up a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 27:17

Alright, K we said was 72% cacao. K, in fact, was 72% cacao.

SPEAKER_03 27:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 27:28

L we said was green tea. L is actually itikurima uzihocha. Oh. And we said was strawberry. It is strawberry. Okay. And we said was Tokyo lemon. It is indeed Tokyo lemon. Nice.

SPEAKER_03 27:48

Oh hey, we got that one. That's good.

SPEAKER_02 27:50

Oh, it was you said was your first. Oh. It was your worst.

SPEAKER_03 27:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:53

It is matcha. That was terrible. I brought home matcha for you guys too, by the way. Oh dang. I don't like what matcha is. It's like coffee, don't worry.

SPEAKER_03 28:01

It's not, yeah. I love it.

SPEAKER_02 28:03

P thought was Fuji.

SPEAKER_03 28:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:07

P is Mount Fuji. There was a mistake prior. Oh, P is Mount Fuji. We thought so. Yeah. Q was G. I'm coming back. Q is Q is melon. Yeah. It is melon. R, we said was purple sweet potato. R, in all reality, is Kaido, Azuki, and strawberry.

SPEAKER_03 28:34

It's terrible.

SPEAKER_02 28:35

S, we had no clue. S is actually dark Borneo, 40 to 52%. Not good. T, we didn't have anything for tea. Tea is pineapple tart.

SPEAKER_03 28:49

Pineapple tart. Wow. Interesting. And what was the last one?

SPEAKER_02 28:52

U we said was wasabi. In all reality, you is number 21 green tea.

SPEAKER_03 28:58

It was terrible. So what was G?

SPEAKER_02 29:00

Yeah, what was G.

SPEAKER_03 29:01

One, two. No, G was wasabi. It was the other one that we thought was mountain. Okay. You said it was Mount Fuji.

SPEAKER_02 29:11

J is four or five. Six. Nine.

SPEAKER_01 29:21

Are we teaching people to count?

SPEAKER_02 29:23

Well riveting. Thirteen.

SPEAKER_03 29:27

Deachy, De Chi. Hi to Yokayo.

SPEAKER_02 29:32

Thirteen. Jay is thirteen. Uh Shin Tzu Apple.

Maple Candy And Poutine Talk

SPEAKER_03 29:37

Okay, well, Shin Tzu Apple, not good. Nah, it was alright. That was the thing I gave you. Okay, because I've been waiting patiently to put this in my mouth. Yes. These are amazing. Canadian maple.

SPEAKER_02 29:51

Maple candies.

SPEAKER_03 29:52

Yeah. Is that gonna help your palate? I'm cured now.

SPEAKER_01 29:56

Do you want this back or do you want me to just take a picture?

SPEAKER_02 30:00

You guys, cop probably wants to share that as well. I want to take a picture. I got a picture of my. I love the maple hard candies. The only thing I like from Canada better, besides the poutine, is their ice wine chocolates.

SPEAKER_01 30:13

What about the poutine I had?

SPEAKER_02 30:16

That had bacon on it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:19

They had regular poutine and then they had extraordinary proof poutine. The extraordinary poutine, fantastic.

SPEAKER_02 30:27

So what if I told you that I've been wanting to open a poutine restaurant?

SPEAKER_01 30:30

I had a client, a prospective client, come and talk to me about that.

SPEAKER_02 30:34

Okay, I've told the story a thousand times. And what did you tell him? Go back and think about it. Don't go home. Think about it for a week and come back. And when did he come back?

SPEAKER_01 30:42

He hasn't. That's what I tell all my restaurant people who are wanting to open restaurants. Right. So I think unless it's like a McDonald's franchise or something like that. If you're wanting to open an independent restaurant, you need to go think about it.

Masters Recap And Rory Debate

SPEAKER_03 30:55

I think we also need to, since we're now literally one week away from WrestleMania.

SPEAKER_01 31:02

We have to talk about that. We really do. We have to talk about the masters because it just ended just for the record for everyone listening. I told you so. On what? I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. I wasn't teasing us. I didn't involve you. Don't worry about it. Anyway, that's good because we're gonna talk about wrestling.

SPEAKER_03 31:22

Oh. Well. Not exactly.

SPEAKER_01 31:25

Some things have to be the masters. Yep. One minute on the masters. Everybody hate Rory. Um I don't hate him. Do you dislike him greatly? Uh no. Um I I was not rooting against him, but uh you were hoping Justin Rose would. Uh I was probably hoping Cameron Young would win. Uh, but Rory did what he had to do to win. I mean, uh but I mean if you think about it though, I mean Scotty Scheffler is the first person since 1942 to not have a bogey in the third and fourth round of the Masters. And he finished what, three back three back? Two back. He was 11 under. And then but Rory McElroy wins again, and um fourth person to go back to back. Jack.

SPEAKER_02 32:15

Good for him. Tiger.

SPEAKER_03 32:19

Who's he married to? Mrs. Isn't he married to some famous woman or something? Rory McElroy. No. I'm that's the extent of my golf novel.

SPEAKER_01 32:30

Also, the first masters in a long, long, long, long, long time with no Tiger Woods and no filmicks. Well and Tiger Woods needs to get a driver. Not a three wood.

SPEAKER_02 32:44

They always said he was one of the best drivers on the tour, and I think he's proved that wrong. How about the fact they said, I've just got the president phone with the president.

WrestleMania Predictions And Chaos

SPEAKER_03 32:52

Yeah. So here's the deal: WrestleMania. We've got a week from less than a week. Less than a week away. Saturday night and then Sunday night. Yep. And um, we gotta make plans for watching it, by the way. So um there are two main events, though I would argue that a third match on the card is truly the main event that most people want to see and are going to be able to see it for free.

SPEAKER_01 33:23

Yeah, I I know which I know what you're talking about. Brockwell. So the two the two main yeah, the two main events are Roman Reigns and CM Punk. Yep. Is that for the title? That is for the title. And the other one is Cody Rhodes versus Randy Orton. That is for the title. Which title? But but the the the undisputed heavyweight championship. The Friday night heavyweight championship. And the match that people are talking about probably more than any other one is the ruler. Obafemi. Obafemi versus the beast reincarnate. Let's start with that. Brock Lester. What happens in that match? I've told you what I think. Yep. You can't have either one of them lose. Yep. Uh, so I think there's some kind of outside interference to where there's uh there's no match and neither one of them lose, is what I think happens. Sure, they wouldn't do that at a WrestleMania. You can't have Quinton, you can't have Brock Lesnar lose.

SPEAKER_03 34:26

Nope. Not this early. He's gonna lose in his retirement match almost.

SPEAKER_01 34:30

And you can't have him beat Oba because Oba is the next big person.

SPEAKER_03 34:35

Yeah, the only way that you can have him beat Oba is with a super duper out outside interference. It can be, in other words, it can be a clean win.

SPEAKER_01 34:44

It'd be a clean win for either one of them. Yep. I agree. I mean, somebody could somebody may very well win the match, right? But it'll be because of some kind of outside interference.

SPEAKER_02 34:54

Did I see that Triple H is stepping down?

SPEAKER_01 34:56

No. Yeah. That's just that's fake news.

SPEAKER_03 34:59

Yeah, fake news. Okay. I agree with you on.

SPEAKER_02 35:02

Who's in the WW? Who's in the uh in the tag teams? Oh tag team wrestling stinks.

SPEAKER_03 35:09

It's it's it's an abomination.

SPEAKER_01 35:11

The the vision are the current champions. Austin Theory.

SPEAKER_02 35:16

What'd they do? I got a hand signal. No. No. No.

SPEAKER_01 35:21

That was old school OVW. Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 35:23

Never mind. What'd they call themselves?

SPEAKER_01 35:26

Those were the uh revolution. Yeah. Same thing. Um Peaches and Hurley. The the the current champions are the vision, which is Logan Paul at Austin Theory. They beat the Usos, which makes me happy because I hate the I hate J Uso. Oh, yeah. I'm ready for J Uso to be over. Yeah, yeah. But they wrestle in a six-man tag match at WrestleMania with I Show Speed with Division against the Usos and LA Knight. Right. And the Usos and LA Knight have to win.

SPEAKER_03 36:03

Have to, yep.

SPEAKER_01 36:04

Um, but all right. Let's talk about Roman Reigns against CM Punk.

SPEAKER_02 36:10

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 36:11

I've told you what I think happened.

SPEAKER_02 36:13

Is this the ends of end of Roman Reigns?

SPEAKER_03 36:16

No. No way. I think I think it's uh the end of CM Punk's title reign. I think Roman Reigns wins. Uh just my opinion. Off the record, how's his health now? He's good. Yeah, he's in remission.

unknown 36:29

Good.

SPEAKER_03 36:29

Yeah, you know, leukemia.

SPEAKER_01 36:31

See, now this is one you and I disagree on. Yep. Yep. I think CM Punk retains the title. I think that um I don't think they can have him lose two times in a row.

SPEAKER_03 36:41

And I really should acquiesce to you because you nail everyone. I I've been I've I've been pretty good on the big events lately.

SPEAKER_01 36:48

Um, but I'm gonna I just can't see them having CM Punk lose twice in a row.

SPEAKER_03 36:51

I'm gonna go with a um some type of the rock or some type of crazy interference that will enable a Roman Reigns win. Uh because for CM Punk to come out and you know keeps bringing up the rock and all that other stuff, I I think I think that one. Yeah. Last one, Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes. Gonna be an interesting match. Uh, but now that Pat McAfee is involved, do you know about this yet, Chris?

SPEAKER_01 37:24

He's back. Oh, is he odd? You've missed out.

SPEAKER_03 37:28

You have missed some fun uh stuff.

SPEAKER_01 37:31

Pat Magafee. Magafee. Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_03 37:35

And he's a bad guy.

SPEAKER_01 37:37

No, that's what CM Punk called him. Oh, but he's come back and he's basically said he's coming back to save wrestling and trying to get it back to basically the attitude era. Yep. Oh wow. Andy Orton is the way back to the attitude era.

SPEAKER_03 37:49

I can see that. And he is assisting Randy Orton, and they have just laid out both Jelly Roll and uh Cody Rhodes on Friday night. Yep. Jelly Roll is ridiculous. The fact that he's in it. It's just makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 38:04

The rumor is that at SummerSlam they're going to wrestle again in a tag team match with Pat McAfee and Randy Orton. But anyway.

SPEAKER_03 38:11

So uh I think uh I think there's gonna be several titles that change hands. And I think this is number win. I think this is number 15.

SPEAKER_02 38:22

Yeah, I agree. Just for the record, I just ate the rest of the sake of Kit Kat. Are you drunk now? You get the fermented taste in it when you try it the next time, you get it tastes like alcohol.

SPEAKER_03 38:36

Not good.

SPEAKER_02 38:37

Just throwing it out there.

SPEAKER_03 38:38

Um, any other matches of significance that you want to talk about during the I think the uh the women's title match with Rhea Ripley going up against Jade Cargill. Uh, you gotta you gotta call on that one? Rhea. I think Rhea wins. Yeah, I agree. Yep. Uh because they've put Jade Cargill over so many times, right?

SPEAKER_01 38:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:56

Um But I mean, are we changing all the titles?

SPEAKER_01 38:58

Because is Becky Lynch gonna beat Oh, Becky Lynch is definitely winning. She's gotta beat AJ Lynch, right?

SPEAKER_03 39:04

Yeah. So that that the I have just called for a title change in every match. Maybe I should go back and revise and and you know, but uh you gotta get CM Punk winning. Yeah, I know. It's possible. It's possible. Um what angle would have to happen for CM Punk to beat Roman Reigns? Because he ain't beating him clean. He's not beating him clean. I agree with that. So I agree with that. I mean, Roman is the straw that serves a drink. You've sat in that chair many times and said Oh, yeah, absolutely. So um uh Braun Breaker has nothing to do with that.

SPEAKER_01 39:44

Who's uh um who's um Gunther Gunther wrestles uh Seth Freaking Rollins, who's Paul Heyman with?

SPEAKER_03 39:54

Which will probably be one of the best matches of the weekend.

SPEAKER_01 39:57

Who's gonna win that?

SPEAKER_03 39:59

Gunther. I don't I don't think it'll be it'll be an interference thing. It'll be Braun Breaker coming in and causing uh causing a pinfall. But who's Paul Heyman with?

SPEAKER_01 40:10

He's with the vision? He's with the vision and he's with uh Brock Lester. But now he owes more than a favor to the ring general.

Kit Kat Heist Callback And Closing

SPEAKER_03 40:20

But my question becomes if Braun Breaker comes back, does he come back as a good guy or a bad guy? Bad guy. I think so. Because it's got to set up Seth Rollins and Braun Breaker. That's where it's going. 100%. Okay. Well, we've gone 40 minutes on Kit Kats and Wrestling.

SPEAKER_02 40:37

Just for the record, if anybody would like to buy a Kit Kat. By the way, the ones they stole were the shape of F1 cars. Interesting. Yeah. F1 cars. Why were these?

SPEAKER_01 40:49

I was gonna ask you why these were like race car parties.

SPEAKER_02 40:52

You know, just look, here's the deal. You gotta know somebody. You're never gonna believe where I found these.

SPEAKER_01 40:59

Race car place in Ohio. Yeah. I was in Ohio this week. Did you go? And I went through Washington Cortez close. Yes! Close. That's close to my hometown. You know what else it is? South Alama. South Alama. Yeah. It's close to also to uh Cardoza's pizza. That's right. I'm ready. We need to go to Cardo. I'm ready. I'm ready.